Wake up it's time to play Klonoa!
I'm forcing myself through Klonoa 2 (Steam version) and not enjoying it for one second.
why are his feet just... out there like that?
>>724082395>Steam versionBad.But why aren't you enjoying it?
Klonoa 3 never
why do I find him sexy?
>>724082765>But why aren't you enjoying it?it looks and feels like a bad rom on a bad emu and it misses all the charm and innocent fun of the first. Maybe Klonoa is one of those IP's that never needed sequels and spin offs. Klonoa is perfect for Mario Racer/Sonic Racer/Tennis/Smash Bros, though.
>>724081156pedo game
>>724083276Play the original version on PCSX2 instead, the remake sucks,
You don't play Klonoa, you just masturbate to the cute little furry character, and then play a better game.
>thread about playing a video game>it wasn't deleted yet
>>724083276The sequel was perfect. Perfect. The steam remake is kind of okay from a gameplay standpoint, but so is the Wii version and I thought that one was shit too.
>>724083998There's no better game tho.
Klonoa 1 doesn't get good until the sun temple.
>>724085171your mom doesn't get good until she squirts (poo)
>>724085171Just like 5-1 in Ninja Gaiden.
>>724083276>there's no whimsy in the sequelwhat?
>>724086410
>>724082765Klonoa 2 insists upon itself
>>724083230Because you have sickness of the soul
>asked people what people wanted for Klonoa 3 a few threads ago>uhh, maybe he should save some kingdom and be a dream warrior and shit (literally Klonoa Heroes but it's a dream)>literally just add new levels platformers shouldn't have stories>what if he just woke up and we get to experience his realityno one really knows what to do what this character
>>724089328>no mention of furry oneeshota plotThey really don't know what the appeal is.
>>724081156But waking up is how you stop playing Klonoa.
>>724089328>no one really knows what to do what this characterWow, it's almost like the OP is just a desperate furfag digging for shit fanart in these threads and doesn't care about genuine discussion.
>>724086972monk
>>724081156>KlonoaIsn't that bird pussy?
>>724090789No anon. It's bird pussy + anus. Get it right next time.
>>724089328Klonoa's arc is complete. I genuinely don't know what else you could add to it
I caught tat
>>724091102idk tell stories inspired by myth and folklorethat could work
>>724091289you will never ring the taco bell
>>724091386Rude
Fuck it’s hard to photograph CRTs
A moment that was ruined in the remake audio-wise. Thanks to that one anon who pointed me to that video. I knew the remake was bad but I didn’t comprehend the true scale of its utter incompetence
>>724091289onahole time
That’s one bell I will never ring
WAKE UP! ANON!! KLONOA IS TRYING TO TRICK YOU!! YOU'RE STILL DREAMING!!
Klonoafags are AI fags too.
>>724093791haha, it's a chastity cage
>>724083230>>724088690i love how the old childhood fantasy of wanting videogame characters to be your bros or to be your best and only friends has morphed into "i want to have sex with this thing"
>>724094871I need a friend and I need to coom too.
Sorry bros. I’d like to continue but I’ve got other things I need to do
>>724094041That's not Klonoa.
>>724096531Lord Taco is calling.
>>724094871Not me. Klonoa is still my bro.I do want to impregnate Leorina and Tat multiple times however.
>>724097264no one is brave enough to give Ghadius a rape correction session, Klonoafags are so weak
>>724094041Tails, it's 8 AM. You should be in school.
>>724081156Would the franchise gain life if Klonoa was given a gun? Like Shadow the Hedgehog.
>>724094041he looks harmless in my dreams, now disappear, I've got a big cabbit to kiss.
>>724097932He is in school, and today's lesson is sex ed. I'm his instructor.
>>724099789I've never seen that 'noa before
>>724101278Stop with the illegal pedophilic boylust please
>>724102108He knows it's a trap but he does it anyway.
>>724103327No boy would act that way outside of your sick fantasies
>>724103384Klonoa is a figment of his imagination.
>>724102108>>724103384Blow me faggot.
>>724106847klonoa would never
enrollment
>>724107546I'd be able to nut inside a lanky Klonoa like that, but I would never be able to love him.
>>724106847QUIT BITING ME, KLONOA!
need the full version
>>724091102It's super simple.Just make it KINO!
MANYA
I'm sad and lonely
>>724112724go troon out and bully someone into liking you
>>724112978No, transgenderism is evil
>>724113050I know
>>724112978Why are you so obsessed with transsexuals?
>>724114348
Excuse me I'm still lonely and sad
Klonoa mentioned, posting Ghadius.
A woman I'd impregnate wouldn't want an abortion
A cabbit I'd impregnate wouldn't have a uterus
'lo
>>724083276The sequel mogs the first hard your taste is just shit but also the remake isnt great
dont let memes be dreams
sloppy turd
Bump.
>>724107858I would if he was a shy nerd type with a stutter and unable to maintain eye contact.
>>724120816rude
>>724114532Why the fuck did they shart themselves so aggresively
>>724128623Klonoas IBS is contagious
>>724128865Wahoo moment
But, and listen to this; what if I WANT Klonoa?
