Joker Festi/v/al Thread
>>724098313>Makoto has sonic autismImagine...
Post YOUR newcomer to crossworlds NOW
STOP TAP BOOSTING ME OFF THE SQUID BRIDGE YOU CUNTSSTAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
Because of Crossworlds I've started to genuinely like Zavok. His voice lines are just cool, even if he barely looks like anything that belongs in a Sonic game
>>724098472In racing games like this, all that really matters is how they present. This is the most I've ever enjoyed Zavok and Zazz.
You ever think about how the red Angry Bird will probably be added as a free sega character?
Any open slots?
>every going shit for me on the last lap>drill and triple wisp on the final item box back up to 5thit's that easy
>>724098469i have a NEED for SPEED
>>724098593>A third Angry Birds movie is scheduled to be released on December 23, 2026.Oh christ they actually might
>random truck hits me on mistic jungle half pipe making me go off course because ITS FUNNY how the game takes your control away for half n hour
>>724098472I like Zavok because of his erotic art he gets.
>>724098472>ZavokIan Flynn has been making the Zeti better characters since 2018. Glad his writing for them has finally reached the game. Voice direction is much better on him as well.
>>724098593>>724098680no... that's fucked up
>>724098620What was her problem? And what was Morgana's problem? Anyway, Sonic is cool and fun
>>724098593I'd be surprised if he wasn't part of season 2 FLC since Rovio is Sega's now, you could even unlock Angry Birds songs in Yakuza pirates
>>724098620This is so accurate that it's definitive proof that Sae did nothing wrong.
>people already with 13k pointsI dont think i will even get to top1000 this time.
>>724098746Sae's always in a shit mood because of her job and Morgana feels worthless
>>724098838Points are inflated compared to before, don't overthink it
>>724098459My Melody and Kuromi
>>724098917nta but I played all day after waging and got to bit over 2k points. people at 13k are legit zombies
Nice one team
New lobby if anyone wants to join 83372328
>>724098459Just get Kodansha and Toyota on it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgLk1cv2niE
>>724099087easy breezy
>>724098917I've played for 6 hours and got 3k, with quite a lot of nice winstreaks. If those 13k fags aren't going to stop, it is basically them deciding they will not sleep at all for three days
>>724098917I doubt i will have much time this time.Only played 3 hours or so, got 1300 points and had to stop because i didnt sleptThese people will barely sleep during the weekend. By sunday it will be nonsense for sure
>>724099087Why the fuck is Sonic there
Yeah, for sure she's in.
>>724098313IS SHE IN THE GAME?
>>724099365because the anon doesn't wanna swap to Amy
>>724099365Most girl groups have that one gay friend. Either that or it's his harem.
>>724099365it's his game
>>724099365Who else will the girls have sex with?
>>724099498>his harem.correct
>>724099442>modsshe will be eventually i'm sure
>>724099554Tails? Eggman? Each other?? Hello????
>>724099587wrong, all sonic girls belong to human men
>>724099629No, nope, not possible, hi.
>>724099629>Tails?stick the bench>Eggman?so bitchless he had to create an AI daughterfu>Each other??women can't have intercourse with each other
>>724099106>fullI'm gonna keep banging at the door til I'm let in.
>>724100084>
698756303/4 get in
>>724100163banging on a door while another one is open
>doing good>get hit by everything>car comes to a complete stand still>race ends before you can reach the finish line
>>724100638SONIC RAAAAAAACIIIIIIIINGGG
>>724100638>car comes to a complete stand stillWhat makes it happen so? Sometimes my car stops completely, at other times it merely slows down to a crawl, and I don't know why
>>724100835Zero rings is the number one cause
>>724100835I don't know. Sometimes the car drifts in the opposite direction too. It's infuriating
dead game lol
AAAAA WHY DOES THE LOBBY KEEP BREAKING PLEASE BROS..
>>724098313I would fuck the hell out of Makoto in her Sonic Pajamas
>>7240991063/4 for this lobby
>>724098593There was already an Angry Birds racing game so they don't have to design new cars
kid or shotaGOD? you decide.
>tap boost>options are Aqua Forest and Chao Park
>>724101287>legendlolisho for sho
>>724101287These stats give off rancid vibes, would throw them in jail with the Sagefags tbqh
>>724101287>LegendA man with an insurmountable amount of images in his Tails folder.
>Lobby BrokeNew code is 88995705
>>724100084Didn't a Jap instruction manual state Eggman canonically a womanizer? How does he pull it off with the bald?
>>724101287Definite pedo
Will set up a lobby after I order a pizza.
>tapped off the map at the endWe won so it's all good.
shit be going so well then boomsingle green boxing glove
>8 win streakLet's keep at it, bros.
>>724101620>finally get in>lobby explodes>new lobby immediately fills
>>724101479>with sagefagsgulp
>>724101647you can womanize without actually pulling any
>>724101739I'll be running lobbies all night, so I'm sure we'll get to race together at some point
>>724101030i should draw her
>>724101647Probably Sonic Heroes since iirc the english version translated it to feminist
>>724101764I do this.
>>724101739Sorry, Blazebro
>>724101739I will filll you
come onmy chest
>>724098313
>>724101932No you won't.
>>724098447>Makoto has sonic autismis is known...
Damn, popped that ghost too late/early. Also didn't realize it changed to Tap until we entered Dino land but still managed decent taps
>>724098746>What was her problem?Makoto is useless
>>724101287Based pedophile.
Festival squad lobby 58867328If my pizza comes I might screw up, apologies in advance.
>>724102036I already did, check your holes
only 500 tickets for the last achievement...
>>724101932It is too early for that anon.
>tfw fren bonus
>>724102334You're gonna love what's behind the curtain
>>724098313>>724101030
>>724102374it's past midnight
>>724102394What does this even mean. For using lobbies?
>>724101432>tap>galactic parade
>>724102440enhance
>>724101836based alert
our winstreak...
>>724102507actually i forgot>galactic parade + frenzy(the rings one)
>>724102403I already know what it is, already got all the S Ranks in both time attack modes in anticipation for it
>>724102581RIP
>>724102581Not like this
>>724101432I vote for Mystic Jungle whenever it appears in this mode because I want to enjoy some chaos. Someone will have the physics exorcise him back to the hells in the water section might be me tho
>>724102581damnwell, it happens
>>724102515>tfw no autistic sonic gfJDIMSA
>>724102670I just realized that you could swap the names of Mystic Jungle and Aqua Forest and it'd still be accurate for both lol.
>>724098313fresh lobby1/4just playing until im finished with this audiobook
>>724102476i guess queueing with friends yeah
>>724102854lobby36955666oops.
>>724102720If you have a high enough position at SEGA I'm sure Eimjones will spread her legs for you.
>>724101647Look at his robots and his spaceships. The guy must be beyond even rich, he can easily get willing top tier partners, human or even mobians
>>724102678I'll stay until we get 300 more points, then I'll be done with this festival, bros.
what's the appeal of bird pussy
>>724102720
>>724103134at least get to top 1k bro>>724103201tight, makes you coom in miliseconds
>>724102854>>7241029282/436955666
That was such a clutch boost at the end there, I was gonna get raped otherwise.
>>724103250i got top 1k in minecraft festival with 5.1ki wanna end at around 4.1k which will give me enough tickets for the last horn
>>724103650yeah but minecraft is a cringe title to have
Everytime I see Big on a board I am jumpscared and reminded of my choices.
tails gets e z 1st, deserved for lead keeper especially
>>724103320>>724102854ending the lobby, too lazy to wait
You guys weren't kidding about dash combo bounty
>cOnnection with HoSt has been lost
LOBB71678702
>1st place>get slicered, ghosted, and weighted all at once in the last 7 seconds into 12thIt's because I picked Zazz isn't it.
I love collecting rings. :)
thank you for the carry, bros.forgot to swap gadgets.
almost ful
>get distracted and don't realise gadget plate swappedoops
Where do I find builds for this game
>>724104225The doctor's nipples... yum....
is the 2 wins in a row reward still a thing? this shit is impossible this time around
Excuse me?
>>724104225Sex but unironically
>>724104289we all got it our first 2 games anon...
>>724104318no i wont play objective, just being ahead in a race of the ttv guys is enough
>>724104289>Play with the /v/ros in a lobby>win every raceIt's shrimple brother
>>724104318>6k ringsthat's gotta be cheating?
2/4 lobby58867328
>>724104058If you're not silver surfing, bagging, or at least holding a shield while in 1st you're practically begging to be fucked. Now bend over.
>>724104270why did sage say this
>>724104318report this nigger at once
>>724104441Doable with certain gadgets or just parking on a 20 ring like a jackass
>>724104441yes, I'm pretty sure that's impossible
>>724104318Bet he just sat on the 100 rings until the race ended. It's got a 2 second respawn timer so you get loads.
>>724104603me being bad makes me consider trying stupid shit like this
>>724104504
>>724104318>boost ring frenzy during lap 2>full boost panel bounty gadget set up>sacrificing placement to drive in circlesonly way I can thing of that being close to legit
>>724104648>Bet he just sat on the 100 rings until the race ended. It's got a 2 second respawn timer so you get loads.I still think it's impossible, you get teleported/race ended before you could get even close
I'll stop for now with the lobby dying there but if I'm unable to sleep I might be back later.. thanks for the races brothers.
>>724104318I watched his stream, he get's himself stuck on a boost pad, aka cheating
>>724104671It's complete overkill, just get what you can until Omochao warps you then catch up
>>724104318>think we can clutch first with the objective >bro just parks 100ring all racebullshit
>>724104648Doesn't the 100 ring only spawn during the 3rd lap? And judging by that image it was a race on Pumpkin Mansion so there's no way in hell he was farming it there.
>>724104779HA, so that's how. Yeah with Boost Pad Combo Bounty that will get you thousands easy. I wonder how many pads are right next to a wall?
>>724098472Honestly Zavok having the same VA as Dio is based. I know that was also the case in Team Sonic Racing, but that game sucked.>>724098593Oh yeah. Sega owns Rovio. I don't think I'll ever get used to that.
>>724104756It probably is cheated but I imagine if you dedicated two players to never hitting the finish line you could farm tons of rings on apotos or mystic jungle.
This was my last one, bros.GGs! Thanks for the matches.
>>724101647I actually prefer the english manual butcher of that. Eggman being a feminist redditor makes way too much sense
>>724105051GGs!
>>724105051ggs, about time for me to hop off as well
Good game bros thanks for the wins
Cream Host here. Just Going to the lobby real quick so I can feed my cat. Give me 5 minutes or so
It broke. New lobby 46904523
Car Wave on standby. I got tickets to farm
have you noticed they tampered the item rates for ring grab
FinallyAlso got the Second to None title instantly, let's go
>>724105395omochao boosted?
>>724098704The discount candy colored Bowsers can honestly just be buried and forgotten. Add a real fucking character like Sticks.
>>724105431>After the ticket nerfsYou didn't beat the game
>>724105313Stillborn. 56546942
>>724105448void and omochao have become super common during that mode
>>724105475>ticket nerfsshut the fuck up man
>>724105064I can't really see a pro-land development and pro-industrialist that wants to kill animals and makes amusement parks around his own face giving a shit about women's rights.
>>724105457Why is she so orange now
>>724105517oh yeah I was getting void a lot too
>>724105457I wanna sniff her
Super Sonic A ranks have become less of a coin toss when I just started using Sonic's car with him, Shadow, or Espio as my playable character instead of my extreme gear.
>>724105529>joker may be a selfish, evil, omnicidal maniac but he isn’t a *NAZI*
>>724105614I hope your okay with losing your sense of smell after.
>>724105698Sticks washes her pussy stop this slander
>>724105717yeah with my cum
>Want to get 100 more tickets>2nd place: 33 points>2nd place: 33 points>2nd place: 33 points
>>724105717She doesn't bathe at all, her shoes are asymmetrical, she sleeps in a dumpster every night, the definition of unfixable
>>724106024Almost there!
>>724099678
$70
>>724106226THIS GUY DOESN'T USE KEY SITES
>>72410622650 dollars unless you pay the retard tax
We ran into each other lol
Post your playtime. >55 hoursA joke compared to most of you, I imagine.
>>724106226
What's the matter nonny, why did you have such low taps that round?
>>724106427Only really log in for festivals nowadays
>>724106427fully employed not wfh
>>724106427>30 hoursand I can still roll with the top dogs
>>724104318Video in action btw>literally streaming himself cheatingJust have to find out where to report the fucker
>>724106585Playing the objective isn't cheating
>>724106585>CheatingBro got 10 bonus points.Just win the race and it doesn't mean shit
>>724106585I wanna try this now
>>724106427140 on Switch
>>724106585>furfagChecks out.
>>724106585Not surprised a furry finds some autistic fucking way to cheese the video game instead of playing it normally.
>>724106585>furniggerLOL I swear trannies and furries are the same thing
>>724106783do you know where you are
>>724106427143 hours according to my PS5And that's not even getting into the demo versions.>>724106585Of course it's a furfag. Wouldn't be surprised if the troons start doing this as well.
>timed outggs Food time
>>724106920We are better than them. Superior. Twice the goon, triple the IQ.
lob BREOK. NEW LOBB48674465
My pizza came right as the race started, sorry
>>724107003
>>724107125What toppings
>>724106327y'know that's a good question, why don't more people use key sites? i'm able to find so many good deals off them
>>724107139Meatball and extra cheese
>>724107154I don't have a credit card.
>>724107154Because they're retarded or they want to buy it officially to support the developer directly or whatever. I probably wouldn't have bothered getting this if I couldn't get it for 50 bucks.
>>724107154They're stupid. That's literally it.And when you call them out for being stupid they'll start getting defensive about it.
>>724107221Hell yeah
>>724106664He is playing with friends that obviously know how to play game. A lot of people play with randoms.That shit is disgustingIf the devs remove the ability of playing with friends in festivals it will be because of shitheads like them that are farming points for top10s.
>>724107465You care way too much about this.Besides, 1st place barely gets more festival points than 3rd now. It literally doesn't matter.
>>724106427123 hours
>>724107465This whole thing started from an image of them losing. It's not even guaranteed wins. Every festival has had major bagging problems to cheese objective points.
>>7241016202/4 lobby here
>>724107154I like owning my games
>>724107154The real answer is that people just don't know about them, or for some that do they also read the shit about "they got these keys by hacking people's accounts and using fake cards!" so don't trust them
>>724105494Slot opened up in my lobby 56546942
>>724106427....211 hours.
I hope at some point someone makes a mod that replaces Joker with Link from MK8
>>724106959>Wouldn't be surprised if the troons start doing this as well.We'd still win.
gg gotta feed dogs
>>724106585It's not cheating, it's just gay
>>724108736ggs, was fun.
>>724108487i find the overlap between coomer blazefags and edgelord tryhard blazefags to be deeply fascinating; i can't think of any other character with this kind of dynamic
>skillfully dodge every boost panel during the boat section of lap 2jeez...
>>724108578BOTW Link would work pretty well over Ichiban, wouldn't even need to change his animations
My teammates doesnt want to tap this baka...
>>724109164I wasn't expecting Blaze to end up being my main, I've played most of the mainline Sonic games but I've never played any that had Blaze in it.I have 140 hours into CrossWorlds, I'm currently working on getting all S ranks but am taking a break from that to grind tickets from the festival.
every race feels the same they need to make some sort of balance patch pronto literally nothing matters until the last stretch
>>724109642Emulate Rush, it's pretty good
>>724109642>but I've never played any that had Blaze in it.Play Rush whenever you can. She's so much better when she's not tethered to Potential the Hedgehog.
k gonna smoke then rdyany lobby?
>>724109779seconding this, i played Rush and Rush Adventure while waiting for this game to come out and I ended up being upset at myself for never buying it in high school
>>724109164Blaze just happened to be the character with the best stats.
>>724109923Knuckles, Eggman, Miku, Shadow all have equal or better stats thoughbeit
>>724109973Shadow ties her stats I'm pretty sure. The others are not speed characters and are thus not relevant.
>>724109761>>724109779>>724109892I definitely will sometime, I know Blaze's games are good. I was indifferent to her before but this game sold me on her character much like many other characters in this game.
Pizza time. Thanks Kojima
>>724110136was fun, take care and enjoy your pizza.
>>724110124Rush is meh, but Rush Adventure is very good
Bit late to the party but I'll host for an hour or two, see how I'm feeling.4174-5089
>>724106427I'm at 130 on Switch
>>724110342i preferred rush's simplicity over the material farming in adventure
>>72410642793
>>724106427>60 hours.Mostly play on weekends only.
I was trying to hit the dash panels and rings but I get bumped away from them
>>724110416We're 3/4 over here if anyone wants an open lobby
>>724110702I'm WAIIIIIITIIIIIING
>>724106585>furfag
post Rouge's big fat tits
>>724110919OK.
>>724106585reminds me of competitive team Mario Kart Wii where someone deliberately bags for the good of the team
>>724111009designated bagcuck
>Swap Drill and Truck to the Blue Item Box>They're replace them with Triple Reds and Greens from the Blue Item Box>Blue Item box suddenly become a viable option to go for>Bagging is no longer an issue since there aren't 6+ Drills or Trucks popping on the last cornerThoughts?
>ratkotoWorst girl btw
>>724111181My thoughts are Sage should lay off the burgers.
>>724111181you cvan always just make it so there's only 1 truck and 1 drill available on the map, similar to Mario Kart does with the lightning and the blue shell.Hoarding them early is even a decent strat for team play
>>724111303
>>724111303Based
>>724111303Don't open this image if you knew what's good for you
>>724111303>Proof of my superior design!
>>724110680which game is this specific amy from?
>>724111303I want you to fuck off.
>>724106427109. took a break for a bit since i was getting burnt out
I'm sorry eggpawn for running into you with boom boo I was one tap away from invuln I thought I could dip in and and out I'm such a fucking idiot
finally a win, last one for me
>>724111303>tendies have become so mindbroken by sonic racing crossworlds success (and kirby air riders being jam packed with content thanks to sakurai's autism) that they've responded by posting fatfaggotrykwab
>>724111680It's fine, point payouts are so similar that winning and losing only really matters in a 2x race
>>724106427
>>724111832FUCK OFF
we beat a real life xisterhow could this happen
ggs thanks for the games guys
Zavok's kinda growing on me
>>724112014>>724111181>>724104531
>>724112051he looks alright, not sure where i've seen him before, not super into sonic but i watched some of that BOOM and it was chill
I think it's broken. Let me host for a bit, Omegahost. Open Lobby: 42995452
>>724112159Me too anon, me too.
>>724112242Sega's lobby system is ass. Lobby started working again once Jet reconnected. We're in a race rn but feel free to rejoin if you want
>>724112159>eggman makes an ai daughter>gets her to make sonic into a pedo>sonic is arrested and gets the death penalty>nobody can stop him from world domination nowtruly a genius
>>724110456>i prefer much worse levels over great levelsDon't understand this complaint. Rush forces you to play every level twice as it is, and if you care about S ranks you're playing them more after that still. Rush Adventure is a single playthrough and if you go for S ranks you're going to have most of the materials you need at any given time without doing more.
>>724111001Sex
Lobby?
>>724112242Joining up
Sage is unironically becoming my only reason to continue living. I love her so much.
Holy shit jet how do you have that many rings?
>>724112624That's not good, anon, you are worth more than that
>>724112680I have 6k points in the Festival already because of how little of a life I am leading.
>>724106427Only 110 hours. I want to play more but my friends refuse to play this.
>>724112739Your inherent and potential worth is still there
>>724112637dash panel combo bountydash panel bountymini dash panel bountyair trick bounty
>>724112317Case in point, lobby just went down. I'll try one more time.3924 7349
I'm sure something fucky is going on with matchmaking or something. I've played at least 30 matches in the Joker festival and I STILL have not been able to have consecutive wins for the title unlock. Every other festival was fine, I won twice in a row in the first few games. But this? Nope. Win one game, get fucked over the next and get third. Every fucking time.
>>724112317Unfortunately, I just kind of stumbled into a full lobby so I'm running with these guys until the next disconnect. ggs though
>>724113105I had an 8 win streak in solo queue earlier.
>>724098313What the fuck is this? Where are the Ann and Makoto decals. I was hoping for a Makoto turning around decal so I could blow it up and make the front of my car Makoto's ass. Fucking Katsumi?
>>724113105play with a lobby, solo queueing is too inconsistent between getting dunderheads for teammates or useless bots
>>724113105schizo/terribad
>>724113105I think you're just having some bad luck. I got it with randos 10 matches in
>>724113085readied up but gonna polish off a joint real quick, maybe 2 hits left at most
>fuck up and accidentally take the shortcut and fail it>nothing but trash as itemsSorry Cream bros, I got two ghosts as my final 3 items too
>>724112351TLDR>Sage was made for furry cock
I love how I spent 99% of that race in 12th farming rings and teleported to 1st at the end with my Drill lol.
>>724113420anon it says in the corner to not repost the art...
>>724102515fat troon
I am so sick of my plate resetting to rental every single time I quit to lobby
>>724113634Just change the setting for it.
My favorite time!
>>724113481true
>>724113503rent free
>>724113707>tap boost her fat ass>get flung straight into the other side of the worldt- thanks miku...
>>724113085>communication with lobby has been lost.Yeah I'm sick of this already, customs are too buggy right now. GG's to everyone I played with but I don't think I can be bothered to put up with this tonight
>all these weirdos posting obese sonic character fanartI never get to use this image. Never usually interact with threads that get spammed with that shit.
>>724113707Source?
>>724113845Gg
I'll try another lobby I guess. 44138960
Lobby for a few rounds45940950>where did I miscalculate?
>Host DisconnectedNew Lobby code is 56307315
>DisconnectWell ggs Cream bros, got my 1000.
>>724114110>>724114146>>724114147>disconnects everyone all at once
Open Lobby: 26802881 (1/4)Everyone died.
>>724098447There's an entire copypasta of Makoto being manipulated by Joker into pimped out by the Phantom Thieves to yakuza and her only solace is a Sonic plush she's found dead clutching
>>724114207Heating up nachos then join if room
>>724114147I'm only gonna keep this lobby open for an hour or so before I go get myself some food
>>724113707
>>724113263>no " for real?" decal
>>724114207We're 2/4. If nachoanon gets here, it'll be 3/4.
THESE RANDOMS SUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>>724113942>>724114403miks381
HOW DID WE WE WIN THAT?Creambros, i think that Espio carried us...
>get first/second>two other teammates in decent positions>one retard dead lastevery fucking time, I swear to god they're doing it on purpose
>>7241141473/4
>>724114656Waiting for the race to end....
>>724114110Someone join so we don't have to deal with a chud bot on our team, 3/4.
>>724114618>clicked the wrong imagein the end, I was the retard...
>doing good all race>get fucked by items cause i get shit from the last boxA tale as old as time.
>Have played so much CrossWorlds that my shitty bootleg wired PS3 controller I've been relying on is starting to break down.>The left stick no longer sits centered, instead jittering all over from minor movements from spamming air tricks and snaking>Even despite all of this, I'm still winningTruly the PS3 is the best console.
Sega really needs to nerf bagging.
Now that was an unfortunate ending.
>>724115009I always have to remember if it's happened to me it probably happened to my teammate that got a really bad finish when the rest of the team did well
>>724115241I literally did not grab a single item box for that last lap lol.
>doing great the whole last lap>whole team is in front, doing taps, keeping the pace, doing awesome>suddenly monster truck and goop>we get lastfuck
>>724115241>whole team dominating last lap>get completely fucked by items during last 10%It's over.
network error! I'll be back next race!
Voting for Radical Highway anytime and every time.
>>724116089especially on the dash panel mode
Open Lobby: 66797920Man, I fucking hate Sega's amazon basics server.
Lobby grashed :D
>First place>Hit by boom boo just before the finish line>11th placeI hate the antichrist>>724116089>Radical highway on ring collect mode
Power is such a useless stat in this game. You shouldn't get stunned by getting tapped on the side by someone with a lower power stat.
>TTV autist is a designated objective farmer and still loses the objective
>>7241163342/4 We're going into a race.
>>724116520Crashed again aieeee
>final turn on White Space>1st place, have Monster Truck ready>slam the brakes and pop MT, let the enemy team plow into my giant metal ass, then take a short leisurely drive to the finish line
>timed out
We didn't even get the chance to race and Sega's remote island servers run by crabs decided to die again.
ggs sagefriend
I'm still not super knowledgable about coral town's layout, what's the optimal route for getting boost panels?
>>724116956Go left and then left again I think
>>724116956I go left twice, it's slow but it has a lot of dash panels to drive over.
>>724116986thank you for the swift response, anon
This will be my last game. I need food since I lost track of time playing
this my last race then i gotta play friendslophttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2119830/MISERY/
>>724117358wish I had friends
lobby 1/440462522
>>724117295ggs Creambro and friends, going to go make food myself.
GGs creambros, we did good.
That was my first time actually going for the Coral Town skip in a race and I nailed it both times, nice.
still frontrunning 5 beers in hegehe
I'm still game, Blaze bro and Cream bro. Lobby?
>>724114979Slot just opened up
I love when the game crashes and then takes away good boy points as if it's my fucking problem
reminder that you can start the race, and people can join while you're racing, you'll just go back to the lobby when the race is over.>>724117723sorry, i joined this one >>724117520
>>7241175203/4
So you can die in that pit on the last jump on Urban Canyon, noted.
>>724118001I'm waiting in that lobby right now for the race to finish.
>download joker voice mod>it spams the same voice for everything every single timedamn
>>724117723Wait, maybe I joined a different one, there's another blazebro here.
>>724118229I might be that Blaze, and I was just disconnected lol.
>>724118186at least it's not "looking cool, joker" right?
>>724118186think you downloaded the wrong one. there's a different one that is less spammy
Open Lobby: 34478446 (1/4)Trying again.
>>724118056You can also die on the second pit on metal harbor. I know because some motherfuckers love hitting me right when i jump it.
What the
The team boost that allowed me to win this match and saved my life>>724117723Sorry bro, gotta eat too.
>>724118229yeah, naw, we got another joker in the one i'm in, lol.
>>724118317Muh winstreak...
notice how in mario kart you can't bullet bill into first placekind of makes you wonder if there were an incredibly well thought out line of reasoning behind it
>>724118582That's because the Golden Mushroom exists and is better since it can take insane shortcuts
The teammate griefing item
>>724118572I'll take partial responsibility for the retarded bot the game replaced me with, sorry Sonicbro.
>>724118582I'm hopeful there's some balancing tweaks in the works. It feels pretty shit right now.
>>724118479Doesn't seem to be a lot of people playing right now. Are there any open lobbies looking for another member? I don't mind not hosting.
I fucking hate all these fuckers picking blizzard valley.At least we won, tho
>>724118459Got a link to one then?
How the fuck are people using lazer to get right to the finish line?
Power stat needs a buff. Also you shouldn't momentarily lose control of your vehicle if you get tapped from the side when invincible.
>>724118845i miss u already
>>724118845blizzard valley is kino also rejoin
>>724098620It’s true Makoto is a total fat ass and eats everything.
>>724117724Another slot
>>724118479We have a slot open, 3/4.
blarf, i got dc'd. Ah well, I'm hungry af anyway.>>724118859ya know what, just for you anon, i'll catbox it so you don't gotta deal with discord bullshit. Use the one with muted boost sounds.https://files.catbox.moe/jgt0ig.zip
>>724118929I got bounced halfway across the road into a pit in Digital Circuit by a Joker on a board while playing Omega in a tank and it made me so angry I had to take a 30 minute break
>>724107154Not all countries has access to those offers. They are almost always region locked.
>>724119052thx friend
eggpawn gang
Just 2,000 tickets to go before I never have to by horns again...
objective unclear collected too many rings
>>724119341eggbros...
>>724119341The bridge threw me off the fucking map lmfao
I landed on the sides of Radical highway right as the team boost happened so i fell offmy 12th place comeback item was a void wisp
Eggbros rejoin 87521616
>12thI LOVE VOID!!! DON'T GIVE ME ANYTHING ELSE BUT VOID FOREVER!!!
I'd rage quit too after that race, that was bullshit.
>>7241197163/4 but going to start it>>724119916True
alright, I'm back and full of sandwiches, let's do this!
>lost by 60 ringsBreh fuck randoms
genuinely how the fuck are people playing this game 10-12 hours a dayi can't even fathom it
FYI for those with Runoff Bounty, reversing with a boost or Omochao will still give you rings for some reason.
>>724120341Top 10 are doing 22 hours
Everybody's Super Sonic Racing, try to keep your feet right on the ground!When you're Super Sonic Racing, there's no time to look around!
>>724120382I can't imagine doing top 10 in this game when there's a festival every other week. It's such a meaningless title.
>>724117423they hopped on bf6 lol
>>724120553They're blaming Sega for making them do it
Lobby open9121-7378
>>724120341it's just that fun, man.
>>724102440SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>724120341I could see it, the game is that fun
r8
>>724121123Metal Sonicbros......
Always getting fucked over on aqua forest...>>724121123kyogre/10
Still have a slot open in my lobby44138960
>3 way tieAlso they need to stop fucking with the colors of my wings. I'm going for a very specific look with those.
>>724121368cooming
sad nigga alert
>>724121243metal jobnic falls to the power of CHICKEN JOCKEY
That was a very clean frontrun Jetbro.
>>724121581>ultrawidezamn
All lobbies full so hosting my own90952528
this game can't be worth 70 fucking dollars
>>724121692it is
>>724121692It isn'tMy ass didn't buy it for that much eitherJust get a deal
>>724121692it was cheaper on a 3rd party site, i paid less than 10 bucks the price of the normal version, but for deluxe bundle
>>724121692I got my money's worth, got over 100 hours in
i got bagged
Yeah that boost fuck me in the tunnel lmao
>>7241216893/4 for the lobby
>>724121816I've spent 4,000 hours in 30 dollar gamesI've spent 2,000 in tf2 and it's free
>>724121692I paid 50.
>>72412181640 hours on jet, can definitely get a lot more than that in this, it's fun and i loved mario kart, especially double dash and DSi also love palworld and pokemon but people want to roleplay wars between them but its the same shit lol
What the fuck are three green gloves going to do in 10th place, are you fucking kidding me?
ayy we won you fucking animals
>>724121692I got the $60 Switch version
>>724121692bound to go on sale for the holidays
I want to talk to the psychopath behind me who threw a bomb at me in the offroad in 9th.
>>724121689>>7241218824/4Hate how getting hit by a drill kills all momentum
>>724120906>yandex failed>saucenao failedlink it
>>724121596is there a mod that replaces steve's sound effects with random lines from the movie?
Eggman hug your fucking daughter
>>724121678its neat
/v/ vs /v/...
3/4 87521616
Something about Joker on an EG feels right to me.
>The Sage and Cream in first and second|I kneel cunny lords.
I got hit by a monster truck at the end, and then the big bitch boo hit me since it was already targeted on me. That sucked ass.
>in 11th>Grab double item box>Green Glove and Single WispMight as well just spit my face and kick me in my dick why don't you Sega?
>>724121692Game is FUN
>>724122342no way...vs lobby is UP
That's the way team
We'll take round 2, good racing
At the start of the race do you:>wait til 2 and hold it for a perfect startor>hold immediately then mash it on the perfect spot for the max boost
>>724122243sorry anon, i just found a blaze folder on the internet somewhere and that's all that was in it for that image. I don't got the full.
>>724122840I have to start mashing now because my right trigger on my Xbox controller is starting to wear down.
Any open lobbies?
I hate boxing gloves and pinwheels can go stright to hell.
>>724122840i'm used to mario kart, so i start at 2
>>724122859oh...I see
Whew. Always worry about getting these since I queue with randoms. I can chill now.
>get gay ghost right after enderportalHolyfug lads
>get crushed 0.05 seconds before my level 4 comes out
>>724123094Why do you hate your /v/ friends?
>>724123139silver surfer is suffering.I honestly prefer counter drift for it because at least you can force a fast level and try to react more
Master Chief is in
https://files.catbox.moe/h4pyfm.mp4
>>724123198Unironically he has a real chance now
>>724123251>https://files.catbox.moe/h4pyfm.mp4lol
>>724123251CATCH ME IF YOU CAN
I need to stop trying to frontrun...
>>724123161I'm just shy is all.
>>724123251I KNEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>724123475it's not bad at all, just started joining yesterday and it's way more fun than solo
>>724123251CATCHMEHHHHHH
>disconnectedok
Host was a salty bitch.
lobby died gib new one
>>724121123How'd you do the clean little crescents for the eyes?
>>724123585its p2p? thought it was hosted by sega or something
I know that Charmy is mad as fuck, but that's what xey get for running me over earlier
if anyone wants to add me on steam, i can join thru steam friend listhttps://steamcommunity.com/id/thewonderbolt/
>entire team in first and dominated the objective>complete annihilationfeelsgudman
3/4 one spot free90952528
>>724123653
69221927Lobby up since I missed the open slots
>missed the shortcut twiceYeah this L was on me 100%
Im sorry I bagged team
>>724122327i looked at this pic and read your name before the v vs v and i thought you were on my team at first
>drill got an easy carry across the finish linewow
>>7241238274/4 All filled
>>724123827FUCK>>724123738i only see options to invite not join>>724123945ok
>>7241239452/4
>>724124070i was in a 4/4 and also sorry i'm rlly high and i thought for sure we could join thru steam, maybe im retarded
This game is like crack and I've grown to like the tap mode
Why does everyone say sageplayers are shit when the ones I meet here out preform everyone else on average?
What the fuck is everyone's obsession with Chao Park? On this game mode? Fuck off.
Good games, Shadow/Tails/Blaze
>>724124191jealous of the cunny power
>>724124272GGs!
>>724124191>sageplayers out preformyou could say that again
If one of you ITT is that Vector who always has a level 4 ready the instant an item comes at him, just know I hope someone smashes your pc with a hammer. You didn't win, you just got carried by a crutch gadget since you suck ass at blocking items.
>>724124198Chao Park is fun
>>7241239453/4
Finishing out the night on top.
>>724124191The average player here is better at the game regardless of what they play.
>>724124392chao walker playable when
>>724124191I mean most of you are really really bad and sage player just happen to be the lot of them
oof
>>724124390I wonder if its that Vectorbro that gave himself brain damage the other night. Maybe Vectorbro became a savant?
bros...i thought it was still boost pads.
>>724124272Thank you randombro
>>724123945Lobby exploded, new one14955574
>>724124571was just gonna post one
>>724124290GGs bros
I don't know why people are so eager to put down Sage. Sage is cute and a sassy bitch. What's not to like?
>>724124493I hope he gets brain damage. People shit on bagging for being obnoxious all the time but Silver Surfers are just as fucking cancer. On demand invincibility anytime you want for the entire race is not fair. I hope both of these faggot ass builds get nerfed.
>>724124482Peak art
To the Espio, Omega, and Jet I'm playing with, this is gonna be my last one so I can go play friendslop with the homies.
>>724124682holy retard alert
>>724124643Sage isn't sassy or a bitch, she's just a daughter eager to please her evil father.She has strong family values, and that's really beautiful. She's still very evil though...
Cool to see the general’s still here
>>724124803>eager to please her evil fatherSounds like a good girl to me, stupid!
>>724124803gg
>>724124876do you think Eggman programmed Sage just like Dr Light created Roll to... you know
>>724124759No fuck off, you don't get to just have an on-demand "No u" button to ignore a core mechanic of the game and then claim you're any better than the cocksuckers bagging for drills and trucks. You're both shitters who suck at the game, just in different ways.
What's the Silver Surfer build?
>>724124739gg's thanks for joining, we killed it out there
>alright, 12th place, get the blue item box>Triple SpermThanks for the carry
>>724124739Hey man gg's I hope you enjoy your repo session
kek
3/4 got a spot open for anyone90952528
>>724125016Yeah, I just stopped going for those unless I'm feeling real spiteful.
>>7241245713/4
>>724124838Going strong for a whole month
>>724124682I think I agree?Although silver surfer ABSOLUTELY requires more skill than bagging, both builds just try to cheat the system in some way.The system needs more work, I think the devs could do more with what's here...
I wish i could stream with lewd mods on, but the community at large would crucify me.I just wanna share the love for cute naked fuzzy ladies.
>>724125016blue item box is a meme
>>724125086>>724125049if you go back to lobby i could try inviting the guy who added me on steam
never been robbed so hard in my life
>>724125250
just realized im on a cream team
>>724125208sauce uncropped now
>>724125269apologies filled up during the race
>>724125269nvm won't let me invite still, weird
>>724125314that explains it, and lobby was bugged
>>724125313now THAT one i got the sauce for.https://files.catbox.moe/5nkxb3.jpg
>>724125424amazing. thanks anon
>>724125309I want to join the Cream Team
>>724125401remade the lobby 40873681
>>72412550314955574
>>724125503Well we still have a slot open>>724124571
>>724125627ty for the win streak carry
>>724125887fuck
