Do you play vidya with your partner?
>>724149448ask your mom
>>724149506Nice of his mum to play along.
Looks matched
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEE
>>724149448Why are white people so cringe and chubby?
>>724149448The wife and I are (re)playing borderlands 1 (first for her, easily 5th+ time for me)Farming for pearlescents to fuck up moxxi dlc on playthrough 2, then replaying borderlands 2 (probably 3rd time for her and easily 14th+ time for me)We also occasionally play all random on smash's squad strike
>>724149837>Board overrun by grafixfags, specfags and movietards/v/ has had a normie infestation problem for a long time, anon
The most we've ever played together was the rare game of Mario Kart or Smash Bros.She owned an N64, Gamecube and a Gameboy Colour growing up, but other than that wasn't a big gamer. The only game she has expressed any real interest in replaying is the old Pokemon games.Other than that, she mostly enjoys watching me play if it's something horror-themed or more cinematic. She gets bored if it's an RPG or FPS. She liked watching me play the Silent Hill 2 remake and Elden Ring.
>>724149448besides party games with more people like pummel party i used to play minecraft with my ex
>>724149448What is your excuse for being fat?
>>724150472>playing shit games with your gfGrim
This board is soulless now
>>724151291cute tummy, anon
>>724149448ew
>>724151291I have no excuse that's my excus.
>>7241513131) wife, learn to read 2) I'm sure those are more fun than whatever tryhard or movie shit (You) deem to be superiorI'm about to have a son, and the possibility of all of us enjoying gaming together is a joy I never would've thought I looked forward too
>>724151815>an entire family of retards playing fucking borderlands together>this is anons fantasyHahaha what a faggot kek
>>724151953Nah, I'll let him start from the older gens like I did, if he has the interest Let him build his own take, and if our interests overlap, great, if not, at least he has informed opinions
>>724149448Not a parter but>know this girl online from xbox live>she might be into me>no experience with females so I can't tell if she is or not>she asks me to play this anime mmo she likes with her>it looks pretty bad>reluctantly agree because who knows it could be fun>voice chat over Skype while playing>game isn't actually bad>not great but it's something do do>we play it a few times >I even play solo a bit sometimes so I can catch up to her level and I kinda enjoy having a female wanting to spend time with me for the first time in my life>do a dungeon one day>she keeps rushing and pulling every enemy in the dungeon and we keep dying>ask her to slow down>she doesn't listen>die again>lose my shit and start screaming down the mic for 5 minutes >she starts crying and leaves>month goes by and she still hasn't come back online >signs into Skype suddenly >instantly removes me this was about 15 years ago, she's still the only female that has ever shown even the slightest bit of interest in me
>>724152783What did you scream about to make her cry?
>partnerfaggot
>>724153365Mainly about how we kept dying because she wouldn't listen. I don't think I said anything bad, but I can't remember.
>>724151291i love fat girls. flat tummes dont appeal to my rotten mind anymore. give me chub lol
>>724151291Based bitch
>>724151291Food is delicious
>>724153945I mean being screamed at is undesirable regardless of the content. You gotta keep your cool and communicate clearly regardless of who you're talking to.
Only woman who has ever shown the slightest interest in me absolutely hates video games.
>>724149448We played animal crossing NH together during my pandemic unemployment but that's about it. She didn't grow up with them so her interests developed elsewhere.
>>724152783You goddamn sperg
>>724149448No because I don't have one. The closest thing is I play games with my sister, still a girl I guess.
>>724149448Sometimes, we played Rimworld and Project Zomboid recently.
>>724154890Delicious is a fucking retarded word,don't ever say that again.
>>724149448I don't have a partner, I'm alone.To be honest, I haven't played anything in these past 8 months.
>>724157167why are you here
>>724157495I have nothing else.
>>724151291Im not, just got back from my morning gym sesh even. However i have only and will only date women over 200 lbs, and i lift specifically so its easier to manhandle and sometimes lift them during sex
>>724151291I like food
>>724156139delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious
>>724152783>>724153365Lmao you fucking spergy retard. I bet you have the autism voice too lol
>>724149448every woman i've dated didnt play vidya
>>724154890>>724157907You don't like food. You like slop.You are not interested in eating better, you just want to eat more.You are not different froma drug addict.
>>724151291Women aren't worth the effort and the pain of getting laughed at by chads for not knowing how to use the machines. Losing a single gram of weight does not bring back the missed experience of teenage love, missing out made life worthless. Too late.
>>724151291My mom keeps making banana pudding because I keep eating it.
>>724158182>lifting for holesNGMI
>>724158182Dont be like this guy. Hes choosing to live shitty and want you to join him
>>724154890>food is deliciousyou mean the one with all the garbage injected into it.eat healthy food, retard
>>724149448he got bigger tits than herfucking wild
>>724158473I never asked for this
>>724158182>>724158473this, fucking loser is just a pussy and trying to justify it with reason, in reality he's a pessimistic cynical loser who's too much of a pussy to change his life, don't be like him
>>724151291Recurring depressive disorder
>>724158759I'm something far worse, a realist. I am over 30, it's way too late now to start from nothing. If I were younger, I'd absolutely try to turn this shitshow around.
>>724151291I feel for the "personality is more important!" Meme. Trying to get fit now but im 34 and all the memes about how awful women and the world is are real.
>>724149448What partner?
>>724158970But being fat is a symptom of having a shit personality.
>>724154985Well, if she listened in the first place, I wouldn't have had to shout.
>>724159084I thought being fat is because you eat too much and move too little.And besides, you're not a true gamer if you go to the gym, have a gf and irl friends, friends or an active sex life.
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>>724149448>(((partner)))ywnbaw
>>724152783This is the curse of the converging issues of being both autistic and also being younger which makes you stupid inherently. don’t beat yourself up tou never had chance. Just do better now
>>724149448>millions of zoomers are meeting & dating eachother on games like valorant and vrchat Wtf is going on?
