He's in
>>724156350SHE'S IN
>>724156383I hate American Sonic media
I'M IN
>>724156350last thread died right after i posted my lobby, lol. Join if you like, 2/4don't think there's any available lobbies up atm, so here's my room if y'all wanna join me. I'll play for a bit.76748832
Nothing like going 1st to 12th right at the end due to items that are super overtuned, am I right lads? I totally don't want to kill myself.
>>724156383Surge ass heals the soul.
>>724156484oops i copied the whole post, oh well, lol
>>724156350Your image reminded me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsMb_MaOYS4
What's the best loudout for Rings?
>>724156383tenrec zexo
>>724156383SEXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>724156484I timed out, new lobby.18886182
>/v/ loves Loona>/v/ loves Fang>/v/ loves Midna>/v/ hates Surge when she's pretty much the same type of asshole altgirlexplain this phenomenon
>>724156974She looks like a donut steel sonic fan character from deviant art.
>>724157029so do the other ones mentioned
>>724156350https://youtu.be/DX_wprkggoEmfw
Stop talking about arse and sex, start talking about the ticket rewards because 100 is pretty nice.
>>724157189>cowchopit's been 10 thousand years...
>>724157269Those tickets are pretty sexy.
>>724157269tickets were already discussed, need to go up to 150 and it would be good
>>724156945On my way
>>724157336Yeah I wish I had more time to grind but the time I do have will still net me a lot.>>724157343I MISSED it so it didn't happen :(
>>724157269coomers poisoning the well is nothing new, just be glad they're not using your boy Vector to do itt. not so lucky tailsfag
>>724157527I don't know how to break this to you man.. I really don't..
>>724156451Anon....Same though
>>724156945ANOTHER HOST COMMUNICATION ERRORGAME PLS69977286
Festival squad lobby 41230012
>>724157720Disregard, I joined the one right above
i am fucking tired of being pushed around by everyone while driving a fuckhuge power vehicle, this game is retarded
>>724157660full lobby...
I'm tired of driving a power vehicle and being pushed in a straight line by an extreme gear that's not even drifting
>>724157269Such a good change
>>724156350I mean DC will definitely get DLC characters so maybe
free room 33153915
>>7241581692/4
>>724158057/v/ would hate it but I’d 100% play as Wonder Woman
>>724158169>>724158403we got a group of two, wanna merge? we can join you
>do absolutely fuck all all race>can just use cream in a big-ass power vehicle because funny>just focus on getting rings/hitting dash panels>get extremely long boosts due to being behind the pack>get past everyone just by holding A and not even drifting>don't even need to use the drill I bagged or any item to finish first>meanwhile my team>always last>never doing any objective>slow af, it's like they drive with the handbrake onHow the fuck do you manage to lose at this fucking game mode, I'm sure you could just use the steering assist and still win effortlessly.
>>724158664do it
>>724158816>>724158664nvm we timed out make a room
>>724158816>>72415889620809269
>>724156350NTR with DC Joker and the Persona 5 girls when?
>>724158057>Bats in a kart version of Batmobile>WW on an invisible Extreme GearHold up this could be kino
Just to remind everyone, the game mode right now is tap.
>>724158686> Front-running> Get hit with two boom boos within the span of a second> Then get hit with a glove> Dead last, get a drill and a truck> Work my way back up to 2nd without the items> 1000m> Use both, get hit with no fewer than three slicers that don't do anything > First place
My controller wonked out and our sage died. One sec
I couldn't make my ring total go above 10 the whole race, what gives.
>disbandeduh oh...
>>724159563Yeah Sage was host. Also scratch that, they gotta go, so I can remake, or you can.
>>724159626alright, you do the room
Which Final Fantasy rep would you like to see?If it was 8 years ago I'd have said Noctis and the Regalia
>>72415967356293221pray I dont die again
>>724159738Which characters even have access to cars in their own universes? Cloud, Squall, Noctis... maybe Terra...?Anyway, give me Barrett.
>>724159738Cloud with either the motorcycle from the end of the Midgar section or the snowboard made into an extreme gear.
>>724159784I'm dumb56293421
>>724159784Code isn't working.
>>724159738>Final TroontasyGet your shit out of here.
>>724159738as much as i hate XV, the Regalia IS A cool car.I'd rather have a rep from IV or XIV tho, but the more realistic choice would be Chocobo or some other mascot-y character like Cactuar.
we got blown the fuck out
Last place... home...
>>724156478i love huge booty nights pics...
I kneel Jesus girl
>>724159738Why would SegaGODS want an inferior JRPG franchise when we have the king of genre a.k.a. Persona?
soon
Leave the rings to me
>>724160328>no Dash Panel Combo BountyAnon... you forgot the most important gadget for the entire build.
DLC season 2 is DC, Lego, Angry Birds, Roblox, Fortnite and The Battle Cats.
we need 4th, bot tanked us on objective
>>7241598803/4 btwplz save us from the bot menace
I NEED a medic bag.
>>724160326hot
>>724159738Fuck FF, I want Partitio driving a train
>>724156974With the exception of midna you're delusional
>>724157660>>724157912we 3/4 now
bwos.... we suck ass
>>724160902lurk more
My game crashed mid race. I don't know how much longer I can defend this thing.
>>724161018Our momentum is building. The Jeb Rush is coming.
>>724161091Oh, and I got penalized for it. Awesome game.
>>724160286Me too.
>>724156974I love Surge
>>724161462holy FRICK
WE WON ONE
kronos kurse: averted
holy fucking poggers
we are so back
I hate this game
Hey Sega, do I really need to be shown the stupid shitty rental plate for roughly 10 seconds before I am allowed to swap it out?
I nearly have the 7000 tickets to buy Metal's first title. After that I won't care about tickets.
>no one joins my rooms so I never get to enjoy these festivals
I love this game
LOBBY4010-7188
>>724160326Fat bitch
>>724156383>>724156974TENREC SEX>>724160326FAT FUCKING BITCH
>Horn Connoisseur
I dont think anyone else is joining bro
last race for me, gotta go shopping. GGs y'all.
I'm so fucking tired of servers fucking off, can I get one stable lobby
>>724162303why don't you join other lobbies bwo
>>724163173LOBBY4010-7188
>>724162303make a festival room and I will join
>>724163209nigga that's regular race isn't it, people are festivaling
>>7241632215915-1885I have never hosted before
>>724163313yea im retarded and dont know the meta
What do we think of the handling character kit?
>>7241633302/4
Alright, server died. I'm taking a short break.
time out... what the fuck is Sega doing, are they frying eggs on the servers?
>time out7538-1761
>everybody dies>somehow go off course during the last jump in mienkampf>4th to 12th>steam fucking crashes and burns while trying to export the clipwhat the heck I just wanted to get festive...
So... as a power char in a power car I have extended slipstream, slipstream bounty and ring mini boost. Which one should I add with them? Drift Kit? Quick Recovery? Anything else? But please no tech drift I hate it.
Any open lobbies? Haven't played at all this festival.
She is fucking in....
>enter thread to do my thing>anons have already beaten me to itWell, she's still in.
fucking slime fucked my bag
we did it reddit
>>724163947she will be fucking
>>724163947If she's a lesbian, how does she have the skill to deepthroat huge cock?
>1st on the 2x chanceit begins
kings
>>724164112SLLSFHM
>>724164126she's not a lesbian. It's a desperate tranny dream
>>724164197>I was rounding up from 50%.
>>724163936Drift Kit or Inventory plus and wisp change up for shits and gigs
12319732Join and pray the lobby doesn't explode 2000 times again or I'll explode irl
Best gadgets for tap boost? Spoonfeed me, please.
Lobby doko
>>724163947I fucking wish...
>>724156451We know
>>724164496for tap boost just run your generic stuff, the only thing that really needs more focused gadgets is the ring gain
>>724164496Slipstream bounty+ring boost so you can catch up to the randos that dont know they can slow down and tap you
>>724164518I kinda think she's coming though anon
>>724164482>fullAny lobbies with free spots?
they really tryna keep the team pink down out herestay safe niggas
>>724164703Guess not, so here's a fresh lobby:98634010
People zigzag so much i can’t tap them D:
>>724164496>for Tap BoostDoesn't matter, just front run with your entire team>for Dash AttackDoesn't matter, just front run with your entire team>for Ring AttackDash Panel Combo Bounty on most tracks, Runoff Bounty on most tracks, Slipstream Bounty on all tracks, don't bother with Air Trick Expert + Bounty it's too expensive for what amounts to ~80 rings per race.
>>724165010I just slow down and let them tap me if I try to tap a snaker
>>724165010The best way to tap a snaker is to snake in the opposite direction, you'll tap eventually the same way a 2d double helix does.
>>7241649762/4
>>724164197Was she a lesbian in her initial conception?Probably not, she and Whisper were designed completely separately and initially had nothing to do with each other.Is she a lesbian now? 100%. Saying otherwise is the desperate dream if anything.
based
>tap boost negates king boomboo lingering hit slowKing shit
>Shadow's Kitten
>>724165419who did they main? sonic?
>>724165317they are not lesbian because Sega doesn't allow relationship but all fans and some artists in Sega are pushing to pozz them
>>724165457Yes
>>724165396I always try to tap friend who got hit but it's hard to aim that sometimes
>>724165317>she and Whisper were designed completely separately and initially had nothing to do with each other.This is why SEGA won't officially canonize them btw. They have to have been pitched that way, SEGA doesn't want "new" romances to develop period in their comic.
>lose>still winstaying kings
That one guy who placed worse than all the bots... why did he have to be on our team? :(
>>724165239>>724165119Thanks! I’ll try
I love getting killed at the final turn by monster trucksVery cool
>>724165806my fucking plate was changed again they need to remove this obnoxious shit
sex reward
>>724165541>Took me 20 seconds to get the implicationkek
>>724165884no, cat is the sex reward
>>724165870tell me about it. the auto change is so fucking gay. makes me schizo checking it every race
>Dash Panel Combo BountyDo I have to click something?
>>724156350Where's my motherfucking Makoto decsl?
I got fuckked. my fault
>78that rouge cheated
Oof that one was rough
>not kings anymoreits over
The only AI character I have at the moment is Blaze. Please understand.
Why did you bump me off the bridge bwo...
>winlmao
Why is everyone faster than me and don't get raped as much by items?
Thanks for the carry.. my controller ran out of power mid race and I was so far back vros..
ALL Sonic girls owe me sex.
Poor vectorbro getting fucked even when we win
>missed both item sets>fell off the track>still wonYep, all according to plan
>>724166731>Why is everyone faster than meslip stream gadgets
>>724166459don't worry mate
>>724166413It was only a minor setback.
I bought a brand new controller, should I break it in with CW or something else?
>>724166731Can’t speak for other but personally i run the quick recovery gadget plus the speed up behind other and ring gain boost
killed by connection error1802-2336
>>724157269I only have 4 horns left now, I wouldn't mind the tickets being upped more (maybe 150-200) but as is, it promotes you to play more so I can't be mad
>>724166752Even....her?
>still winlmao
>>7241669612/4
>>724167226yes even surge.
Anyone has the cost of all decals and horns calculated, together and/or separately?
Is there a mod to change the shitty water palace music to a sonic rush song or something I'd feel better playing the garbage tracks if they had kickass music at least.
>>724167836for all cars, one ai skin, decals and horns minus the free ones in Race Park, a few over 30,000.
>>724167847yehttps://gamebanana.com/sounds/82747
The game isn't done until there's nude mods for every woman
>>724168027Wait.... this sounds...... different.................
>>724167847What you do is you favourite all the bangers and then set your favourites as the final lap songs for all the tracks in the jukebox
>>724167847https://gamebanana.com/sounds/82312This remix was the one I got recommended the most but I read the audio volume is ear blastingly loud. You can try it and let me know.
>crushing defeat just as I'm about to go eatfitting, gonna be back later
I was too obsessed trying to kill the miku sliver surfer to play the objective
Relax, man, we would have won anyway.
Bros I swear this isn't cope but my cat was attacking my PC wired and that influenced my ability to race.>>724168027BRO..?>>724168101See, I like having specific ones per track though is the only reason I stopped using the jukebox and resorted to mods.>>724168129Damn.. I'll try it later but I hope the volume isn't turbo aids a few are like that and it blows.
>>724156974I like surge but she isnt sexy outside of fanart. i'd treat her as a necroarc but cool
pick this
>>724168276how in thegoddamn
>>724168129I use this one myself, the latest version is a little louder than the stock music but not bad.
>>724166961Waiting for the race to end...
>>724168276Blazebro is cheating with the boost pad...
>>724168320
>>724168294fanart is the only one that matters tho
>>724168276>>724168321boost pad right up against a wall i presume
what's stopping me from parking my ass on a 100 ring pickup and just farming it
>>724168642it's truly okay when we do it...
>>724168723he did it while being a gay furry, if an honest hardworking Sagebro did it no one would care
3/41802-1336
>>724168659Saw some guy do it.He got last place ofc but had 4000 rings.Guaranteed +10 points anyways.
Festival squad lobby19774640
>>724168613give me a sexxo panel outside her ass kicked
>>724168928Come back to us ai shadobroNo one else seems to be filling the spot you left
>the one time I don't have a drift charge 4 is at the end of the race>mfw ghost rapedits over
kingzGPT
>>724169010Ok, on my way back.
>>724163949that's what happens when you start a meme.
>>724169072dam the luck
>>724169072Rooting for my AI Amy
>>724156383No.
Sorrt guys... I got hit the moment I was about to catch up for taps.. and then I fucked up the easy shortcut after successfully taking the hard one lmao
Tfw there are no 4th babylon raider to join the bros....
any open slot lobbies?If not, join me51594359
>>724168884>lobby full
>>724169251That was not my intention but I'll take it.
I mentioned it in another thread but I made a board for Patrick, might like it more than the other one I made but haven't decided yet
>>724169601bwo it's not up
>>724169694cute
>win by doing nothing
I couldn’t tap......
That sudden team boost fucked me on the ring shortcut, still managed to win somehow though.
>>724169818rape all mikus
Vros we were social distancing..
I am so lonely bros, alone in my empty lobby
>>724156974I like her best when her hair's down.
>>724170110
>>724169694Based
KINGS
My favorite thing about Surge is her balloon pants.
We did it /v/ros, we crushed the japanese and the redditors!
lobby up 987686362/4
>>724168642Doing this in lap 3 seems like a stupid idea. He has no time to catch up at this point.
I keep missing the item box on the last lap. Im actually just throwing.
>>724170251It is stupid and he is stupid. But he did it anyway, out of greed.
>barely get rings>get thrown off the map>come lastOk bros I'll take a little break after throwing that hard, eat my burger then maybe do a few more in like, 30 minutes or so.
Sheep tits.
>>724170310see you in 30, boss
>>724170251In theory, it gives your team high uptime on boost so as long as the rest of your team places decently you should win, having high uptime on boost + invuln should make it easy for them
>>724170310No worries, see you soon
>>724156383Nah, I'm in her.
>>724170154aw yedas it mang
Sorry, I fucked up going for the double item box at the end D:
She's.... IN
>>724158057Didnt they talk about a collab they werent able to make happen? I hope they havent given up if its this.
go back >>>/sthg/you know who you are, you, yes you, no not the other guy, you
>>724170110Based.
Back on the S Rank hunt in Time Trials. Is there some secret path in Chao Park to go especially fast or is it all about pixel-perfect precision?
>>724170251If you do this at the start and boost your team the entire 3 tracks how likely is it they get 1st 2nd and 3rd ?
>>724156974She dresses like a homeless dude in the actual comics.If they gave her a better outfit, I'd give her a second thought.
>>724170243Buy an ad
I remeber to go back to lobby this time1802-23363/4
>>724171018How is this an ad
>>724170876Before the final turn there's a shortcut on the left.
>>724171042atleast you brought your coffin with you
>>724171042still 3/4
>>724171157is it only on lap 3 or on all laps?
>>724171443Original asker here. It's lap3 only.Just S-ranked. The fastest time save was just cutting the corners, wisps be damned.
Trolled again by the rental plate.
>>724171443Yeah I thought it was just lap 3.
oof... cucked on item rng
The fuck happened here vros...
ZAMN ZAMN ZAMNWe got RAPED but at least we got the most coins.
ggs amy
>>724171881nothing to cut through nor to defend with
Lobby died D: New one?
>>724172006Are you sure? Cant find it
>>724169876YES
>>724172091someone else made it
have they updated the game so i can use the arrow keys on pc?
Getting tired so I'm calling it here. GGs AIbros.
>bot fills in the missing slot>car mysteriously lifts into the air on the final turn and goes out of boundsWe are getting RAPED by the system3/41802-2336
>>724172249gg
>>724172016the ai lobby is still going in case anyone had a dc:98634010
>>724172207no but i heard you can buy a fancy handheld keyboard that lets you play with more than 8 ways of motion, it's called a "controller" or something
>>724172249ggs and sleep tight
>>724172350well, not anymore because the server killed it right after posting the id lmao. taking a short break, ggs everyone
More BOOST characters/boards when?
>>724172396>should we port game to pc?>yes>should we make it playable on pc?>lol no
>>724172509ya gg dam servers
>>724172520use wasd or ijkl until they fix it
>>724172267Still open
>>724172684nuh uh i just tried it
>>724172771Wtf, just got kicked out of it too
>>724172634not giving them money until they add the crazy feature of changing keybindings
>got disconnected>no lobbiesbwos...
Game frozeRemaking3801-1882
Festival squad lobby16383047
952058512/4
>>724172901Doesnt work
TOO MANY
Ok I'm back, stuffed with a burg, lets win some MORE vrosLobby code is 18280760
>>724173152>>724172976>>724172901oh my goodness gracious
Got yanked out of the field last minute sorry vros...Oh shit we still won lmao
>>724172978still 2/4
>>7241731523/4 join or die..>>724173329Wow hey I'm actually playing as Jet right NOW
>team joker>joker player is the one who loses the hardesthow
>>724173498>>724172978 3/4
>>724173938can't into teamplay
Join my lobby 1846-4760
Alright /v/ what do we want to see in future updates?>stages>characters>anything else
I really wish sega release the most played characters data again.I kinda see it would be: Miku, Shadow, Sage, Sonic, Jet, Creeper and Blaze
>>724174229Some stages from the Advance series, such as Hot Crater
>>724173859nice, fellow Jet enjoyer, we have at least 2 of us but maybe we could get a 4 stack of Jet at some point
>>724174229VANILLA AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>724174032Been 10 days since I played already? and I'm sure to be a liability to anyone unfortunate enough to pair with me. Ready for service!
>>724174229No more disconnects, time outs, crashes when I play with my friends
>>724174229balance adjustmentsall stars racing transformed stagesmore sonic characters (that are also new rivals)
Cream was top played in the ONT.
>>724174229Crash, Ray Man, A Valkyria Chronicaes rep and give me a Sonic 3 course
>>724174229Sticks, Marine, Surge, Vanilla, Tangle, Whisper
>>724174229i miss him brosThat aside, more music customization, more skins, item balancing (both in rng and how they affect the race), more car part customization.
>>724174229Balance adjustments.>stagesDunno, anything fun.>charactersMephiles, Neo Metal Sonic>anything elseCostumes, even if they're only paid. I would give money for something like Neo, though he can also be a character
I like that, so far at least, tap boost has been in every festival. It's the most directly cooperative one after all.
>>724174353I actually only play him cause he's green too and it matches VectorI like Storm more from the rogues but they're all pretty cool..
>>724174229More Sonic characters, VOICES FOR DLC CHARACTERS, balance changes, more gadgets.
29810547This time it surely won't time out
>>724174671green+birb is the only reason i like him loland i had sonic riders as a ladStorm is cool too and i think the gator was in heroes? i did have heroes as well and liked it
I'm sorry ... I fucked up the double item box again
>cunt's hair from 2nd>glove>8thnigger
>>724174229Voices for the dlc characters would mean listening to Spongebob's laugh, so not that. Mods can fix voices for anyone I'd actually want to hear.More stages would of course be great, maybe more crossworlds while we're at it. What I'd want most is something to make the power stat more useful.
>>724174807Aye, Vector was part of Team Chaotix in heroes, their campaign was mission objectives in stages. Actually one of my favourite sonic games despite the slippery controls..
R48817 SQUAD ASSEMBLE
>>724174938yee, man our car had a mini tv in the backseat and i hooked my gamecube up just to play heroes for road tripsdefinitely hard, not even sure if i ever beat it, but it was neat having 3 dudes
>>724174229>stagesMore recognizable Sonic stages like Green Hill, Chemical Plant, Lava Reef, etc. .. although stages from the Advance games would be great too>charactersSegata Sanshiro>anything elseElaborate statistics like in Smash with local profiles for guest players>collabsRaildex and PHANTASY STAR
>>724175067what do these numbers mean
1 point...I fucked us by 1 point...
>>724175390It's just an attempt at 1337sp34k
Fuck that snake
>>724174229Stickers for:GUN logoShadow's symbol King Donny Auto GroupThe items (I want to cover my car in monster trucks)
She is NOT in.
Damn you Cha you fucked our streak
>>724175463Oh. Damn, it's been a while since I've seen someone use that unironically. No one uses o_o, o_O or >_> anymore either.
>fuck up really bad but at least get a drill>forced to use it early because of slime>only get shit items furtheronsorry bros...also I got disconnected
>>724175630NOOOOOO MY 6 POINTS I LOST MY 6 POINTS NO000OOOooOOooOoOoOthat's what you sound like just fyi
lobby diednew 33957052
>>724175248Wtheck a mini tv in a car sounds rad I've never seen something like that before outside of like, tv or movies innit.
>>724175731yes
When will Sega patch their fucking shitty servers man
Radical Highway with the dash panel mission seems fun...
>>724174229I just want more music tracks and a better jukebox.
>>724175920i read this as racial highway
>>724175948Good point, the least we should get is a way to change the lobby theme
>>724175910blame epic
>>724175920Most players in my races today just avoided the rails so I found it easy to hop on them for lots of pointsit's a mess when everyone tries to take them though
Open Lobby: 88503070
>>724176002sounds like you have brain damage, sorry to hear bud
>>724176002DISGUSTING BLACK CREATURES
done for nowConsidering how I went from 0 event points to 1,400+ I'd say we did well.
Missed the rail both times. Even getting on there once might have been enough to win...
This on my end or 4chan shitting itself?Anyways finally won a race and I'm glad!
>>724176164>tfw you manage to stay on the bridge rails while watching everyone else fly off
I'm going to call it a night here, need to head off early for work tomorrow. Thanks for the races!
>>724175756ggs to the anons we lost
you went too far guys, just stay back and tap
>>724176594I just really braked to let my buddies tap me, but some other dude ran into me and flung me even further ahead :/
Shadowbros......
>TOOOGETHER WE CAN SHOW THE WORLD WHAT WE CAN DO->YOU ARE NEXT TO ME AND I'M NEXT TO YOU-
>>724170876Are they not bindable or something? I've been using WASD my whole playthrough
>move ahead to tap the random joker>he vanishes into thin ether
get ready for influx of cheaters, niggers are spreading the "tech"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNnSZ-fVsJM
Reposting1846-4760
>>724176843>Relying on a 10 point bonusNah, I'd win
damn slime cucked me
Missed the third lap rail. Think I coulda gotten both enough rank and rings to win it if I succeeded there
SUCKY SUCKY
>>724156350Testing
>>724176843cringeand holy shit we out collected those guys
WE LOST CREAM
No wonder I wasn't getting the offroad boost, FUCKING RENTAL PLATE.Now there's a change I need in an update, quit automatically equipping that shit!
>>724177185Captcha issues? Had the same
what the fuck is happeningjeez
>>724176843Guess I'm not playing Ring Collect for the rest of the event.
blazechads?
First Sega's servers are fucking themselves, now it's 4chan's turn?
https://x.com/Wario64/status/1981943045164601561?t=mqRkyY5hYefU7_Rib_PYUg&s=19Migu bros...
>>724177319NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
bros.. we got bigged on
Cyberspace.... home.
>>724177660I'm going baton I'm going baton
>finally nail the shortcut on Metal Harbor without back to back hitting the robot>within a tenth of a second from S rankPray for me bros. It's time to immerse myself in this hell.Also the fuck's up with this captcha
>>724156451Came to say this, in every one of these threads. Fucking Mary Sue character.
>>724177660>sexophone intensifies
brb diner
>>724156451Me too, anon. You're not alone.
>can only set the final lap version of cyberspace as a final lap song>no saxaphonewhat were they THINKING
rouge the bat nonconsensual sexual intercourse
>>724177570I almost want that just because of how funny it is.2000 bucks is fucking steep though
Any lobbies up?
Kraken Bay.... NOT home.
New lobby 3689-6560
>>724156974the others don't get spammed as much your ritual posting harms her chances of getting in
why joker don't say anything
>>724178095Good thing that didn't happen when the site was in the mud.
how the fuck are people getting over a 1000 rings in some races.
>>724178185too expensive to voice :)
>been on the switch 1 version this whole time>vaseline blurriness and 30 fpsI wonder how hard my pp will be once I get the switch 2 version
>>724178095>Full
>>724178283cheating, they stay on boost while driving against the wall. see>>724176843
>>724178283See below:>>724168642
>>724178390i feel like xander mobus would've been willing to shout a few lines for free
Now THAT's tappin!
>>724178095Got kicked out.
4113-8738 previous lobby crashed
HOLY FUCK I GOT FUCKING LIFTED BY SOME FAGGOT AND COULDN"T USE THE DRILL HE FUCKED ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GG BROS gana go eat now
>>724178754what the fuck is this bug that makes your car fly upwards on straight road, is this someone cheating or what
next race will be my last for today, ggs /v/ros. was a lot of fun today
>>724178806ggs
>>724178812Physics quirk common on curved/banked roads, it's a lingering bug from back in the Transformed days that I'm surprised still hasn't been fixed.
>check festival top 100>all above 12k>highest is 25kThe guy just forsake all sleep for the festival so far, even if he plays in a premade team (and he definitely does) to make winning as sure as possible he must have been playing since the festival started.
Full, nuts.Is it possible to directly join the lobby of someone on your friend list? Cause I only saw the option to invite them to your own lobby, which I did not have.
>>724178942They have to invite you or give you the code.
>>724178730Oh dear me. It seems I got disconnected for a moment
>>724178909>no work>no food>no toilet>no sleepthere you go, that's how they do it
>>724178942You can always invite to your lobby in online mode because the moment you enter the game created a lobby for you
ggs, gotta go for now
The dash panel exploit should be easy enough to fix, by having each pad only give team score/rings once, cause normally you'd never hit the same one twice (Lap 1 and 3 are different)>>724179012Makes sense not to be able to barge in uninvited come to think.
Got "timed out" when I tried to accept the invitation, now after inputting the ID it's telling me I'm already in the lobby lol.Maybe there's a bot clone of me in there by now?
lobby?
Open Lobby: 57248472I feel like I've spent more time waiting for lobbies to fill up than actually playing the game.
>>72417985266922488
Festival squad lobby99537037
>>724180030>premium currency Anon...
>>724179986>>724180010>>724180030Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................
>>724180010cancelled only to join >>724179986 and being told i'm already there
>>724180084Lol no, I'm playing from the APK so I can't buy.
Metal Sonic sitting pissed in a car is really funny.I should make a dinky/cutesy one just for him
>>724180126>>72418017492121755Okay, try this one. Hopefully it doesn't break.
The changes to rewards and making losing less penalising was great, I would've long since stopped playing the festival otherwise and now I'm at 7k. Will play more tomorrow after I sleep.>>724180030What's this game?
>>724180189I like how he autistically fumes in his car whenever someone overtakes him, a bit like Eggman I suppose
>>724178909some people just like to grind but in the noncompetitive exp grind way and not the ranked ladder way
I can't decide which character title I want to buy... what do bros?
>>724180281Looks like Sonic Rumble. I'm probably not gonna bother.>>724180523Your favorite, obviously.
>>724176780It's a mobile game where you start with only Sonic and have to unlock everyone else, so if you count everyone who played 1 match then immediately gave up Sonic is guaranteed to be the top pick.
>>724180538>Your favorite, obviously.but I like many characters equally!
>>724180281Sonic Rumble (mobile)
>>724180618If you like everyone equally, you like no one equally and you shouldn't equip a title.
Any open lobbies?
Shitnic the CuckhogFails the FucksChuckles the EshitnaGaymy Rose (Shit)Shitdow the CuckhogTits the FatE-123 LOLmegaShitver the CuckhogItty Btty the Shitty KittyMoitrine the RacoomCream the Rabbit (Get it?)Vanigga the RabitchEspissio the Cum-eleonVecturd the CumcodileChummy the BeetchWrangle the Retard (Lemur)Uuuusper the WoofShitolin the CowBitchlle the Tin-cum-rerGayge the Gay-IZawoke the Ze(s)tyZaASS the Ze(s)tyMetrash Jobnic (Jobber)Fatsune Shitwho (Irrelevant literal who)Jet the Cawk (Sucker)Wave she SwallowsStorm the AlbagrossPurge the Shitty (Tenrec)Jo(r)ker
Only festival I might wanna try to rank high in is the Mega Man one.9/10 chance life stuff decides to occupy me then
>>724180654you are mean
This is how I wake up everyday.
>>724180694Making one right now94177179
>>724180905Same for me.... I can only hope his festival is in the first week of April, I might have lots of free time then.
>turn slightly too widely at the end of market street>lose my 1st positionhow the fuck?
This dash panel mode sucks....
3 whole humans in that race!
>>724181140like fucking seriously i got passed by five guys
>>724180979Already full...
>>724180717Spongefuck ShitmypantsFagtrick FartHow many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?
>>724156974I've never noticed any hate for Surge.
>Dash Panel mode>Frenzy>Every dash gate moves away from your pathI'm losing my fucking mind
>>724181305>Spongebob: handling GOD>Patrick: power with high speed and boostBoth will be meta picks
What was that..
>losing every second double team shoot-out because AI is retarded and you lead in every race
Gonna make a lobby and start some races in the meantime 6516-6609
got item'd the whole race
Room creator got dissapeared, then it said the room closed at the end of that race, now I'm stuck waiting for a race to end apparently while I look at me who isn't me in the player 1 spot.Real jank hours here.
>>724181414>worse than Amy>worse than KnucklesNah.
LABB OE65691250
>>724181414>canonically a shit driver>handling charactersomeone at sega was giggling to themselves as they made his stats.
I'm glad I rubbed out all my unlocks Thursday night; the coomer spam immediately followed by complaints every 5 minutes aren't painting a pretty picture.
>>724181634he spent at least 20 years at boating school he should be a godbut also he only seems to be bad at boat driving, everything else from a boulder to a burger is fine to drive
still waiting for the blaze mod
FUCKING ERRORS85943347
stupid fucking monster truck
There seems to be more of a benefit to joining one of the /v/ lobbies than just playing with randos.Even if you lose every game with them you're still getting a friend bonus.
>>724181970I might be haunted, so expect some ghost players to show up
>>724182007It's also nice that 3rd still gets 30 points so I don't feel as bad when I get absolutely raped by items and bring the score down
>spongebob and patrick have good stats they will be met--Kneel.
>>724182205yeah, kneel
it's literally easier for me to just play srb2kart with friends using my machine as a host server than it is to host a 12 person lobby with themfuck epic and fuck sega for actually using their servers
did they make the monster truck more common for this festival or what? what the fuck
Why yes i choose kraken bay
Wow this got way faster and more efficient the moment I stopped using a power character on an extreme gear and swapped over to a speed character in a speed vehicle. Who would have thought that speed was the priority stat for time trials? Thank god this is over, time trials are so boring compared to online.
>Tap Boost30 minutes piss break
>>724182365Yeah.The chaos even in single player games with other NPCs and a rival... it's just more fun.
I thought I was the bumper bully...
Don't forget, fellow Britfags, the clocks go back at 2am tonight so you can grind even longer
Fucking finally, we were on a shitty losing streak for a while there
Any open lobbys?
>>7241802323/4 right now
>>724182694and we beat the tw*tchers
>>724182694the RNG sucked assi started ignoring dash panels
way to go, bros.
>>724156350HOLY CRAP LOIS
I wish that boost kicked in before the monster truck got me, but at least we won with the bonus
>>724182764why are people so afraid to draw sage with her canon body shape
>>72418276492121755
>>724182824They draw what turns them on, not what is actually before them.
Please dont tell me the room soft locked Why is that so common
AND MY GAME FUCKING CRASHED. I guess my GPU wants to die right after warranty
>>724183025i gotta piss anyway
I wonder what the player numbers are. Feels like we broke records in simultaneous lobbies and I barely met the same people twice. This festival might be going better than Miku's weekend.
>>724183025If they're serious about updating this game I hope these netcode issues are on the top of the priority list.
Lobby: 93273109I'm so ready to call it quits right now. Why the fuck do I have to fight so fucking hard to play a video game I payed for?
>>724183025I've yet to try joining a lobby, how often does it drop out?
>>7241815322/4
>>724183153You can probably tell a bit by the steam charts.Obviously not ALL of the players are on steam but you can tell the player numbers spiked a bit when the festival started.
>>724183171I think it's already gotten better. People disconnected and lobbies died a lot more in the past
heh had to get that last tap in
I love quick recovery so much. That ghost would have raped me outta first without it.
This room is down to 2/485943347
Nice host communication crash..
>121 taps>2nd team had like 42holy shit
how many points to keep top 1000?
>>7241815323/4Doing another race while we wait if there's one more out there
>>724156350GAMERS.....WE FUCKING WON....
New lobby at 26764673
0 taps when you've got a tap molester in your team is outright impressive
>booted out of lobby as soon as the match is foundGreat
Sorry to leave so abruptly guys, something came up.
>waiting for other playersIs the lobby broke?
I'm fuuuucking raaaaaciiiiing.Always leading 1st.And then I get sliiiimed.There's a fucking ghost.And now I'm twelfth place.I'm fucking saaaaaad.THE LOBBY FUCKING BROKETHIS GODDAMN GAAAAAAAAAAAAME
Sorry Migufren, gotta run!
>>724184023It was until cream left now were in
>>724157029So does Shadow but everyone loves him.
>>724184142Ah, so I'm haunted after all
>Top 6 festival world rankings are all silver surfers
>>724183623Maybe I can finally join you for a little bit
>>724184059IT'S SONIC RAAACIINGGG
>Lobby brokeGreat Start. New code is 77867867
>>724184545This somehow already broke. I see how it is
>>724184545I'll try44508709
Sorry guys, my fault for slowing down for omega during the last lap...
That fucking faggot with 4,000 rings is on my shit list.
EXCUSE METHAT OTHER TEAMS SHADOW HAVE ALMOST 5K MORE RINGS THAN ANYONE ELSE
speed wisp is actually fucking useless and even omochao would be more welcome on most shortcuts because at least getting hit during it doesn't force you to give your lunch money to everyone else also passing by
I don't like your karts are forced into that ugly chrome
>>724184879>>724184889And I'm over here in a lobby that had a Shadow with 0 rings
>>724184889Yeah I played with those faggots last night and they were doing the same thing
>>724184889cheating method hit youtube, bunch of retards are now cheating in a children's video game
>Communication with title server failedYeah I'm taking a break for now, fun races tho.
Good job team.Ring bonus shmring bonus.
I guess the group meta would be to identify the 3 stronger players and have them aim for placement while the weaker one sacrifices himself to farm.Really though this shouldn't be hard to fix if they act quick enough. Just have each boost panel/ring only give rings and points once. Refreshes from lap 1 to 3 of course.