Saturday... finally I can game
and you choose that shitty janky game?
>>724164172yeah, had it for a while decided to give it a try now that 1.0 finally dropped
Carol won.
>>724164172>shittyProof?
Onirism won game of the year it's confirmed
French dub?I dont want to play z game where a 40 year old is pretending to be ten
>>724164065I bought this game for 13 bucks not knowing anything about it other than it gets shilled on this board and the protag is a loli. What am I in for?
Isn't it suspicious how no one (rightfully) makes fun of these numbers? Games with 10 times the playercount get more flak.
>>724164915>shitposters were BTFO'd so hard they went into a comatose stateYep. I'm thinking you don't mess with Carol.
>>724164869Lots of fun if you like classic games
>>724164172>jankyAbsolutely. All good games have had rough starts and early faults.>shittyNow you no-game niggers are just trying too hard, lol. The game's fun and soulful.
>>724164869A dog at the front door if you refund it
>>724164832The French dub is nice but I wish that you could turn on subtitles for stuff like combat banter since I don't speak frog.
>>724165335Kek
>>724165335Woah
is this the REAL thread?
>>724165335@grok is this real?
Finally done downloading, goodbye nerds
>>724166054Have fun friend
>the night sky in later levelsI wonder if this is ominous foreshadowing...
>Gianni Matragrano keeps trying to shill it on his platforms>can't even get a single one of his fans to touch itKek, they really only see him as funny voice man
>>724165349THIS!It's actually surprising how dogshit the English Carol VA is, considering it's the only thing in the game I can outright say has been bad so far. Wasn't there some talk about her being some kind of (((k-pop))) big name or whatever?I've tried to going back to English audio language for the very reason you described but I just can't with the Carol VA. The Frenchie doesn't even differ that much in her delivery, but it's like a Little Caesar's meme playing with the English bitch yammering in my ears.
>>724165969Yes, it is! Golden retrievers are commonly known to combust at the front door of elderly peoples homes, to the point where the golden retriever act of 1982 was implemented to restrict their purchase and distribution.
>>724166484This
>TokerDUDE...
>>724166374You are overreacting.
>underwater secretsoh yeah, this gon b gud
Nice 1.0 you have there
>>724166374No way her gnglish voice actress sounds adorable she's perfect at capturing that bratty attitude
>>724167196bwo why does your text look like that?
>>724167203*English* wow I slaughtered the english language
>>724167196You cannot delete something into oblivion with version control. Literally just fucking roll back.
why are so many japos playing carol's game?
>>724167556maybe they finally discovered the mod
>>724164065>finally starting to clean up the umbrella overcharge encounter>suicide nigger drops down on me from the upper levelAm I... gonna have to play this on normal difficulty? Is a kid's game targeted to grade schoolers whupping my ass?
>>724167556Because Japan likes cute things
>>724168384That's why I just play normal I'm too much of an old dumb fuck to try hard now lol
>>724168384The game gets plenty challenging on normal. Plus I'm pretty sure they haven't done a balance pass so difficulty spikes will just be even more brutal on higher levels.
>>724166374She grew on me. The only weird lines seem like a translation/direction thing and not the actress herself. She makes cute sounds.
>>724168384>struggled through hydra tutorial on normalI knew I was bad at games but I didn't think I was this bad
Pedophile game
>>724168931FAT Carol.
>lickyrism
>>724168904
Did you all buy the Onirism merchandise?Only thing I didn't get was the plushie hope they sell more. These pills fuck though you all should try them.
warmth unlock
>>724169661It will come in handy in the free Survival dlc
>>724164245Same. It's pretty kino
>>724167346They purged the branch.
>>724164065Any news on the mod status? can't even play until they fix it
why is it lowkey giving shadman vibes. why is there a swismuit skin and why is the pantsyhot modeled. why are the enemies sexy slimes, succubus and spiders. why is there jiggle physics
I can't open the map, at least the foam blaster is easier to aim with.>>724170452I dunno, haven't kept up with it for a while, you could probably find the forum post really quickly
>>724170962>why are there shameless games made to just enjoy
>>724170962>why is the pantsyhot modelednot real
>>724170962Why wouldn't there be? I refuse to play video games without jiggle physics and pantyshots.
>>724170962>t. no-game tourist nigger
>>724171214>I can't open the mapdid you use the reset to default button in the keybind menu? When I did that, the map stopped working until I restarted and revered to the previous keybinds.
This game has so many little quirky area and gameplay elements they throw in just for a section of a game. Feels like a relic of an era where there wasn't this absurd worship of a "gameplay loop" and the base game mechanics were just the foundation for an adventure you go on to experience all kinds of wacky crap.
>>724171363I still enjoy it. its a cute game
>>724168384Just keep running and use a headset to locate them from the sound. You stand still, you die.t. Insomnigger
>>724171716thanks mate, seems the exact same thing happened to me
>>724164915 you guys hit the 200s? Congrats. Hope the devs are grinning ear to ear
>>724172038Yeah nah, it'll be Wide Awake from here on now to my great gaymer shame.
>secret behind the waterfallGOTY
bring back the secret levels already
>>724172403Honestly, at some point, if you don't use meta weaponry on Insomiac, you can get shafted hard. My health keeps going down and up despite capping at a whooping 165. The cultists in the cursed woods are as dangerous as an actual Blood cultist, without the superhuman reflexes.Restless is a really good difficulty though. It's like Normal for other games.
>>724171993It's made to be like the relics of a bygone era and it really reminds you of where we've been and makes you lament the current state of modern gaming
>>724173094I'm getting fucking rekt on Restless, lol.
I'm totally lost in my old save where the content at the time ended. Is it worth starting over with a new save?
>>724170962>jiggle physicsFun fact, there are no physics, it's pure animation. Choco really grabbed Emily and the Matriarch's breasts and bounced them around at the most critical moments.
ponder the aroma
>>724173918you're not supposed to put on that much perfume carol
>>724173514Why wouldn't you?
>>724172343They're fucking dying. 1.0 came completely broken and are now in constant patching mode. Choco barely slept and can't eat anything solid anymore.
I'm stuck at the forest mansion, I have 3 keys, missing IV, and have one part for the elevator, missing 2. Already checked everywhere, don't know how to proceedmaybe something failed to spawn properly?
>>724170962>pantsyhot modeledYou made this up
>>724174640Based OCD-posting retard.
>Keep accidentally hitting Load Game and losing progress
Am I crazy our did they cut out like half of the Treetop area? I remember there being a whole other area with colored crystal switches and shit.
>>724174670Key 4 unlocks elevator parts.Blue is underground after key 2.Red is after key 4, door from courtyard.Green is after key 4, in the hallway where dogs break windows.Key 4 itself is located beyond that very corridor. From the main room, upstairs #3 door on the RIGHT OF THE CHECKPOINT FROM THE ENTRANCE.
>>724174342atubia
>>724175059Uh I did crystal switch area
>>724175048Slow down silly goose
>>724164065THE MOD status????
>>724175059>>724175123And I find it right after posting. I guess I kept taking a wrong turn.
>>724174640im sorry but i dont care, i paid them. and no one forced them to release this shit at this point in time if it clearly wasnt ready
I was insultingly close to the save before loading too.I don't get how you were supposed to be able to sneak through, the music was kickass though>>724175393 see >>724171214
>>724174848No really, he's fucking dying, pic related
>>724175727based choco made it his mission to give us cunny before dying
>>724175692The soundtrack from this game is some of the best I've heard in the last 2 decades
>>724175727Sometimes I feel bad about being lazy but then I see this and I'm like whew
>>724175727but we still need the MP...
>>724174670From the entrance, go up stairs and through the #3 door. Go up and you will reach a room with a lamp on a table, a staircase and another door. The two doors lead back the way you came, the staircase is the path forward. Keep going until you reach the greenhouse. If you reach a room with the [[Perfume Bomb]] you have gone into the wrong door, leave and go down the stairs.>>724175794Theres apparently plans to release it later.
>>724164172>implying jank is a valid criticismNigga it's an indie game, they ALL have jank because they're typically made by small teams or one dude and they don't have an entire team dedicated to ironing out every bit of jank like a fuckin corporation does.
>>724175970God pvp is gonna be so fun
>>724164915>Games with 10 times the player counter get more flakNo shit, more players means more eyes on the game. Not every small indie release can have as dedicated an autistic hater as you.
>>724175727Someone should tell him to take it easy. I know he wants to iron out the issues with the release, especially since it's the weekend, but there's no need to apply the Japanese mentality of killing yourself trying to do more work.
>>724175970>>724176113The /v/ lobbies...See you niggers in 1-2 weeks
Jeez this patching process takes awhile...
>>724175983>>724175084thanksIt was the hallway in that room that I failed to see.
>>724176385We are telling him to take it easy.But none of us live in Paris or wherever the Crimson Tale HQ is at. We can't go there and impose ourself as Chocositter.
What did they men by this?
I feel like Raggs is a lot stingier with guns/costumes in 1.0.
>>724177246WHERE IS THE FUCKING FAST TRAVEL POINTS? NOTHING SHOWS UP FOR ME
>>724177165>what did they men sarsAh, the target demographic.
>>724177483Apparently that's a bug that's gonna be fixed in the next patch.
>>724177683this is like a modern triple A release
>>724177740Onibros we can't stop winning.
>>724177873idk if this is a bug also but all the weapons damage stats bars show up looking like the gun does no damage
>>724177483They didn't show for me till i got to the greenhouse but now they do
>>724177985They're probably trying to read it from the weapon stats itself but then the damage is actually on the projectile. (maybe)They should just manually insert damage% since it's just a cosmetic bar anyway. All other stats too.
the environments look super pretty in this game, reminds me of spyro
>>724178012huh, im almost there wish me luck
>>724164065I played this until the open world segment that gives you a unicorn and bike, got softlocked in the substation arena and never opened it again
>>724175727When isn't he dying? This fucking game is draining his life away
>played until snow area in EA and everything worked fine>start a new save in 1.0>crash>start again>crash>third time's the charm>it works>"press TAB to check map">nothing happens>play through the spider booba cave, come out>press TAB>crashOnanismbros, did we get too cocky?
>>724178838Is your PC a spreadsheet shitbox?
Man I hate spiders, but now Carol's got strong grip!>>724178385I bought the game on sale a long while ago and never touched it until today
For me it's the Cursed Forest combat themehttps://vocaroo.com/1aQxzXkBCqvw
gamin'
He's hitting that
>>724164065The writing is on point for a kiddie game :DDD
>>724179014What are they playing?
>>724179132Diablo 3 co-op.
>>7241788943090
>>724179128Kek
>227kekkkget fucked tranny, nobeta mogs your goblin trash. People have spoken
>>724179204Based
>we won>250 players? Big success!>we waited 6 years for 1.0!>Why am I posting here instead of playing the game? I'm just killing time every time I have to close and reioen the game hahahaLess than retail wages btw
>>724175059do those switches unlock the arena with the dream crystal reward? i got them before going there and wasn't sure if it was for that or something else.
>>724176824needed an excuse to post this
>>724179630Yes. A blue and yellow crystal switch just to the side of the bridge to the dreamstone arena.
>>724178894Proud owner of GTX970, and I even 8GB of RAM! But yeah, I realized it's probably my PC since Steam and Firefox also committed sudoku. Game runs okay though.
Onibros won.
>>724179967I have had zero performance issues even on linux
how do i select an outfit without the accessory?
>>724180017Volcano zone was kind of shit to be honest. Those flamethrower foxes can fuck right off.
>>724180131Right now? Literally by saving and killing yourself, you'll spawn without the accesoryThe toggle is gone from the menu, one of many current bugs of the game
>>724177483I had this exact issue. I didn't get any fast-travel points until I reached Windy Meadowsthey were bugged on day one, but they are fixed nowBut you'll have to go back to the older locations to get themI had to go back to Inferno Pass and the first area (forgot the name)
>>724179967My 1060 is running it fine. Well, it's using 100% capacity even with the framerate capped, but I'm getting 60fps most of the time and have had no crashes.
>>724164065Aww yeah, it's gaming time.
Been fun bros, definitely picking this back up once I get back home
>>724167346yes you can, in many ways
>>724168384>playing through blueberries section last night>while activating the final catapult a fireball landed right on me>instantly killed from full hpInsomniac has been kicking my ass non stop this whole adventure, and I'm loving it.
So this is what it's like to see through the eyes of Carol...
>>724164065Emily's too cute...
>>724181841I think you'll enjoy the area after the volcano anon
>>724183130You wouldn't fuck a spider
>>724183130crazy how i want to fuck almost everything in this game
>>724183317>>724183318
>>724183379he said almost
>>724183379sex with Meng
>>724182927
>>724179967runs fine on my voodoo2
>>724179374what if i like nebota, ahit and onirism? surely i win a little bit somewhere
>find all four keys for the gate in Windy Meadows>fight through the entire spiral expecting an outfit or special gun>3k Pearlsstill useful but I wish it had been something more interesting
>>724184262You also got that green laser gun for free.
>>724185053That's a sick outfit which one is that
How to turn hat in mage set off? I remember during EA with old UI there was function in wardrobe to switch accessories (in this case it was hat) off?
>>724185172Pyrobarbarian. Secret outfit in Inferno Valley.
>>724164915>game peaks after release daysign of kino
>>724185832carol is so perfectly flat her body produces no friction at all when sliding on the ground
dangerous looking fit
>>724186787That's sick looks wicked
marshmallot is so bad its easily the worst area of the game
>>724188107The forge is imo cool looking place but it's a labyrinth
I want to have mixed race babies with Carol
>>724188497>mixed racei thought you people weren't allowed on 4chan
>>724188497You're in luck Carol is french
>>724188107i think it's pretty sweet
>>724179014Wholesome
wait a week until bug fixes. it's now effectively in BETA TESTING.
>>724188107If Choco did simplified maps rather than the satellite view ones most of Marshmallot and the Forge's problems would be gone. As it is right now figuring out where you need to go to get to each area is a pain because you cant actually tell what connects to what
>>724174809sorry i should have specified. when you toggle the camera to see her panties i feel like theres a few too many polygons more than necessary. no biggie. it's a fun game. just saying it lowkey has some vibes. the design reminds me of the modern xbox avatars that everyone compared to shads art style.
>>724170962The developer is french
>>724193153Many are saying this.
>>724164065
>>724193153why was this deleted?
>>724194049It doesn't "have vibes", look at the fucking thread, you know exactly who made this and who bought it and why.
>>724193153I don't even care if I'm like 16th in line and she NTRs me with the other Anons ahead of me: I WILL go balls deep and basically inflate her with multiple loads of semen!
>>724196308Jannies don't want us stealing their ideas.
>>724196395This
>>724196316There is nothing lewd about Carol, the dev focused all the lewd on th big titty adult women.
>>724196316I actually dont know much about the devs or the game. it was sitting on my wishlist, I got notified and thought it looked fun so i got it.
>>724196395Based loli cumflater
>>724196963There's not really anything to know other than they are french devs.
>>724196963there's a shit sniffer that thinks he's doing something by accusing everyone in onirism threads as being both one of the devs and pedophiles
>>724164915let me know when the modding scene picks it up
>>724199213Retard faggot-kun...
>>724199213they have for a few years now
>>724199213>he doesnt know
>>724199626>>724199692>>724199827>>724199954finally, i was getting bored of modded skyrim for my loli rape simulator
So wait another month for them to fix the bugs and add in the final level again?
>>724165335Kino
Game is a DUD.
>>724200631EVERYONE is waiting for the lewd mod to be updated, ong
Carol, no!
They finally deleted that shit. One time I'm glad they nuked an onirism thread.
>>724202045Somebody shove an adrenaline needle into Choco's heart so he'll stop sleeping and fix the achievements
>>724164065Will the game have achievements at some point?
>>724202150Yes. They are already prepared but a unity update broke the implementation.
>>724202150apparently it has them already, they were just broken by the last minute unity security update
I can't believe it. the game is still busted as hell and choco is already teasing new content. just look at what he posted
When we get online are we going pvp or zombies?
>>724202279>>724202298Good.. For me, without achievements the incentive to play it through Steam is zero
>>724202856You don't wanna play some TDM or Zombies with the /v/ros?
>singleplayer seems fun but kind of scuffed>other modes include a multi map CoD zombie mode, score attack, and the usual PvP modes and more>Zombie mode has unique UI for different maps, some unique characters with voice work and maybe unique weapons/skinswhat the fuckare the extra modes and skins the reason this game has been taking forever? and they barely mention multiplayer in the trailers for the game.when they actually get the game working with multiplayer they should totally do a multiplayer focused trailer to sucke- I mean convince some more people to buy
>>724170962>why is it lowkey giving shadman vibesGod I wish I wish there was a loli game by shädman or a game that has his aesthetic
>>724201773at this point, she's used to living with bugs. Squashed a few ones, too
I was thinking know what would be cool is if Carol had a skate board gadget or roller blade gadget kinda like how the mod has the scooter gadget
>>724204780>Squashed a few ones, toothat was a misunderstanding
What do you guys think they have planned for beyond 1.0?
>>724205302'mata colab
>>724204458>reason this game has been taking foreverbecause it's made by like 4 peoplealso the singleplayer can be played entirely in co-op
>>724205302I distinctly remember Choco said there was a chance we'd get hats when he infodumped all the new customization features, so I'm hoping for that.
>>724205429Splitscreen coop too which is pretty rare nowadays
>>724204458>maybeMuch like CoD Zombies it has "easter eggs" that advance the map state and unique weapons you get while doing them
>>724205302Collabs with Ukrainian Instagram models.
why carol not on main menu
>>724205842Rather that than their Muscovite colleagues...
this shit game actually came out?!
>>724206924You can still use the axe and melee. Just save and load.>>724206663toilet
>>724204827True enough, especially considering the game's focus on late 90's/early aughts aesthetics and how there already are skater cosmetics.
>>724205571
>oh cool a wild west level>hah plant "people" are redskins>suddenly corpo facility>enter portal>mirror world full of corruption and demon shitThis is supposed to be a kids' game
>>724207847It's a game for couch coop between men and girls.
>>724165335>>724165969>>724165718>>724165908>>724200513
>>724207847That parts currently unfinished, they deleted it by accident. Theres nothing in it.>>724208026around cats never relax, such a brave soul going to confront the mindless beast
Just beat the plant boss. Probably my second least favorite boss after the two headed dragon. It could be a cool boss but getting the weed killer grenades down its throat is janky as shit. The first area's been cool so far though. I liked the MGS/Golden Eye dam section a lot. I was half worried it was going to be a forced stealth section. Thank God it wasn't
>>724207613Based
>>724208345Agreed, the stealth feels like it makes no sense. Just laying still with no enemies seeing you and the stealth meter goes up.
>>724208112What? So I've been roaming aimlessly and dying of corruption for nothing?Where do I go then? Even if I leave the corpo facility I don't see any other path to take me to a different area
>>724208026where do you find these? I know there's millions of shit garbage everywhere but has someone collected just the good ones?
>>724208720The "stealth" has been a joke for years. I can't remember a single fucking time it's ever been useful or even practical.
>>724208345The dragon boss has survived since it was a prototype and it shows and yeah any boss where you have to interact or climb on is pretty janky with the collision wait till atlus
>>724208843failed normalfags make them or get them from their friends on normalfag sites and then spam them here with "is coffee good for you?" type posts
>>724208876it's useful on insomniac so you don't get surprised and ganged up on but it is really basic
How is the couch co-op?
>>724178838I had a bug where if I reset the control hotkeys it unbinds map, and since there's no option to change the map button I'm shit out of luck until I restart.
Has anyone found any of the alt skin versions of weapons in 1.0 like the Boomstick with the heatshield or the scoped varmint gun? The new Raggs shop menu doesnt have a featured item slot anymore where those usually were
>>724209752You'll find them in the Tough Corner shop, in the snow level near the lift. Real close to the second Ragg's shop/fast travel.The shop also sells neat (and expensive) reference outfits.
>>724164245Are the portals to the side levels back yet? I'm given to understand they had to take them out for 1.0 for a glitch and I can't recommend starting the game until they are ready
are there any good water weapons? they all kind of suck so far
>>724165349Subtitles for combat banter would be good but even better would be a dual dub option to have French in cutscenes and English in combat
>>724210389Duchess sniper rifle
>>724210389water sniper, water lmg, dual pistols from Tough Corner if you didn't have to reload so damn often.
>Sub 1k total player countFlop
>>724209153works if you know how to setup steam with multiple controllers
>>724210389The olympus dropped by the redneck frorcs in the swamp is pretty damn good. It does pretty great damage and has a pretty tight spread. There's a few great ones you can get early on in chapter 3, especially the snowy warfare, hotkiss, and Buffalo-XL
how do you go into first person mode?
>>724210389huntresses
>>724210997in the settings, turn FPS mode on.
>>724210389the bubbler is fun to use when you get it. can spray out a bunch of slow moving bubbles. works well for crowd control. near the power station on the west part of the farm field map (forget what it's called). duchess you can charge and snipe shit. and the shotgun you get is a good use of water ammo.
>>724210389I love the harpoon or whatever it's actual name is. Good damage and fuckhuge range with basically no drop-off.
It's crazy to see people actually talking about the game now. Usually it's just the shitposters bouncing off each other unto the bump limit.
bugirism
>>724210389Aquommando is a good starting weapon, it's the first SMG with proper range.The Hotkiss Bonet Merci is your first LMG. Low mag size but also low cosg and high damage.The Splash-12 is an auto-shotgun. Has a bit to much spread but provides good DPS against large targets. Devastating with the trigger-happy elixir.The H-90 is a direct upgrade to the Aquommando, it might have a mag, but it's large enough and this gun has more damage.The Super Bubbler appears much later in the game, but it's a beast of an LMG, with the only drawback being slow projectiles (can be countered with the trigger-happy elixir)
j'adore le game de carol-- uh ahem uh i mean i love carol's game and more people should play it haha.
playing a game with this many outfit options that aren't dlc is crazy in 2025
>>724212007It really is such a breath of fresh air
*tips fedora*
>>724212007>>724212123I like these outfits very cool
i boughted
>>724212237choco will buy a croissant with your money
>finally time to game>spend all day and night shitposting instead Games are just contrived systems and entirely boring.
Sell me on this game /v/Without saying the word "loli", or any synonym thereof
>>724212574even jankier serious sam for kids
>>724212574actually fun combatwacky content
>>724212574Third person shooter with story and arena modes, open areas to explore, platforming, big variety in weapons enemies and environments, and loli- aw FUCK
>>724212574 fire is actually not complete garbage
>>724212574Fun shooter with a lot of content and even more eurojank
>>724212574Rachet and Clank with better movement options.
>>724212574janky and some parts feel unfinished but plenty of areas to explore. also in need of updates and bugfixes. some anons oversell it because they want to support it, but if you like carol, the overall setting, and gameplay then it's easily worth 15 bucks. fuckton of outfits and weapons to unlock. multiplayer with /v/ will be fun (whenever the fuck that's added in). watch some gameplay and decide for yourself.
>>724210148I was wondering where the Mario one went, I remember in EA the first shop had it.I remember buying the gun he sold too thinking the tape was a misdirection and it would actually be good the first time I got there
>>724212574>>724213330i should add that the strongest part of the game is the combat. juggle a bunch of weapons while fighting off enemies. very addicting and plenty of weapons to keep things fresh.
>>724210389There is a sick revolver in the room with the red keycard for the greenhouse.
>>724212574It actually feels like there is enough content to justify the filesize.
>>724213879shit which one is that i'm gonna go back for it. is red the first keycard you get?
>>724178787Japanese dev/manga artist syndrome. Least bro was able to shit out 1.0 unlike a lot of Japs.
>>724213990It's the..second one? The one that is the plant room referencing Resident Evil 2 remake. Its in the locker, but you have to hop and press F to grab it. It's for some reason not in ground level. So its understandable if you missed it. Its in the shelf, but on the top of its racks.
>>724175727>frenchman working hardthats a new one
>>724167556>why are so many japos playing carol's game?Come on. You know why...
>>724164915Literally no one gives a fuck about this ugly French goblin or her game. LMFAO.
>>724214289found it thanks. also somehow completely missed the laser room so i got that too.
>>724167556lolicon bastards
>>724212574
>>724214973One of the best guns, fast and accurate bullet. I still prefer the Deagle, though. I never found it in a chest, I think you need to buy it from Raggs.
>>724215107Deagles are hard beat
>>724215107i have a hard time pulling myself away from the double barrel shotgun. feels really good to use and i just figured out you can switch back and forth between the foam and water double barrel instead of reloading..
>>724215332Damn, I forgot the to.
>still can't rebind weapon slotschoco you prick
>>724208026How did they train a cat to do that?
>>724212574If you liked Serious Sam 2, you'll love this.
Weapon binding needs a rework for controllers, having to scroll on the middle of a gunfight is painful>inb4 hurr durr controllerYeah okCamera distance on up/down makes no sense, it should be a toggle in the menu, that way you could use all dpad directions to bind weapons, 2 per direction for exampleThat would make rotating weapons way easier and faster
>>724217176you're on controller broabuse steaminput and set up layers
>>724175727He needs to take it easy. I'll buy it when it's fixed, even without a discount.
>snow level>egypt level>spooky levelI request an australia level
>>724218937Can you get gold Anubia ears for that style?
>>724216262>>724217176Yeah, there are a few things on my wishlist:>simplified menu for starting the gameThis shit actually took me a minute to understand when first starting the game, because I didn't notice the minuscule Play button at the bottom of the screen. And console normies are even more retarded than I am: They just want "START GAME" in big letters, not multiple button presses nor alternatives. And not just having a "CONTINUE GAME" as soon as the menu loads also felt a little like a noobie mistake...>weapon slot hotkeys, or at least being able to rebind the mouse wheel scrolling>goddamn button introductions for the controllerTook me 5 minutes to figure you had to press the left stick like a button...>also, having key helpings and introductions display the actual key you've bound the command to; not whatever was the defaultProbably forgotten a few since last I played.
>>724212123>Mafia in a vidyaVA A LA SALLE DE BAINS, T'ES EN TRAIN DE TE CHIER DESSUS
I love Carol.
>>724219048accessories like that are not available yet. it'll come later.
>>724219643She truly is an amazing girl
Wait a minute...No Alice outfit?
Gookmoot pls bring back IP counters
>>724219751Which alice?
>>724219806i'd rather have unique ids and flags
>>724219878This
>>724219214New menu is buggy as well which doesn't help (sometimes continue/start just doesn't appear), but yeah I felt like the old menu was easier to understand.
>>724185175No one knows?
>>724219878Probably the only thing (((/pol/))) has right.
>>724219751Idk which alice you're talking about but modders should make an Alice Williams costume
>>724218437spiders are on level 1 mate
Is the mod updated?
>>724220773not yet
>>724219751Surprisingly yes, it's missing the most obvious thing. And I don't remember seeing a mod for this.
>>724219870American McGee's preferably but any would do
Will a contest winner be announced on the 31st with the update or when Choco wakes up?
>Rated E for everyone
>>724208843theres a thread on wsg for slop that sometimes has real gemshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761281167635553.webm
Can you decouple the camera from the girl? its always in "aiming mode" so i cannot look at her from the front etc.
>>724221201>the ghost jumpscare
>>724221512when in melee mode
>>724221512You can toggle melee/ranged mode with right mouse button.Then you can look around while standing still.I assume it's bugged if this doesn't work for you. Save and press load.
How's the game? Is it good?
Guys, do someone here did the level on the moon, i have an electric barrier to open, 2 switches to activate, they don't do anything, no animation, still red, i'm just driving in circle on the map, is this a bug or do i have something else to do ?
>>724221638Got the exact same problem, I think the game's just bugged there. Will await updates.Also where's the 3rd switch? I could only find 1 functional one and 1 broken one.
>>724221713I only found 2, one of the switches must have worked, since one of the walls of the barrier is blue, the other one still red. I continue to search, maybe there's a switch to activate the switches...
>>724221632it's great
>>724221876Oh I figured that there were 3 doors and the middle one was deactivated after pressing the one switch but the middle one must've been nothing then.
Wait, wasn't the haunted mansion supposed to have an invincible enemy chasing you around?
>shared/split screen coop>no online coopcmon nigger
omg it's frustrating
>>724222181We'll have it in 1-2 weeks.
>>724222181Blame unity security issue. What I'd love to see is that mod integrating into multiplayer eventually. That would be kinda funny
>>724222394what other games got affected by unity this week?
>>724221638You can just get on top of the large structure nearby and jump + glide over the barriers.Or you could abuse the bugged Ragg's teleport if you have it, the last location is just beyond the barrier.Or you could just set the savePointName in your save.json to SaveStation_Moonbase_[whatever number], although I never tried doing it without having the (x,y,z) coordinates.You probably won't get much mileage out of it anyway because the following map is literally unfinished (1.0 though!)
Is there ultra wide? I read on the forums that controller support was bad too as there was no weapon wheel
is there an updated weapon and gadget tier list? im just curious, currently having the most fun with all the melee weapons but im getting my ass handed to me in a few situations
>>724223167Every single unity game is affected.A security issue that's existed for forever had been found and all Unity devs were forced to update to the latest version.It's just that Carol's devs had to do this right before their release deadline which meant a lot of shit broke at the worst time possible.If you're seeing Unity game updates with no new content for games that haven't been updated in years this is why.
>>724223207>You can just get on top of the large structure nearby and jump + glide over the barriers.I have an invisible wall when i try that>Or you could abuse the bugged Ragg's teleport if you have it, the last location is just beyond the barrier.something i will try later thx.
That's one out of two.
>>724223904two?
>>724223904What is this, what does it do? And from where?
>>724223798You can glide over the hill to the left of the gate. Took me a couple tries, but the invisible walls don't go all the way behind.
>>724224038>>724224057This one just allows custom outfits. It's not the one where the actual action is going on.
>>724224085that didn't brake anything for you, or created some janky stuff ?
>>724224142i thought they were one mod?i havent played in a while
caved in and bought it. up to the tree tops now. having fun and glad i got it
>>724224142no i mean im freshsly peeled, what site is this from
>>724224176That's great news anon I'm glad you are enjoying the game it gets even better
>>724224163There is a separate mod by another dev that allows advanced customization, like mix and matching clothing parts from different outfit mods, instead of swapping entire outfits only.
>>724223207I tried the Ragg's teleport and parts of the map weren't loaded. Couldn't go back the way one was supposed to come from so I couldn't hit the load trigger.The shop from which I teleported didn't save so I have to backtrack from the one before it now. Will try the glide method next.
>>724185175Come on, you guys must know it. Option is hidden somewhere or was it removed?
>>724224298ahthanks
>>724224085it worked thx !!!
>>724224374you have to use the dresser for this, the option is still there but last time i checked didnt work for most outfits
>>724224440You mean costume tab? Because there is no dresser anymore
And now rag doesn't work, maybe bypassing the barriers brakes the game ?
>>724224509there were still some dressers around the maps, not the raggs shop tab, but dont get your hopes up, the option is fucked
>>724224730No thats just something that happens. Moon is broken. DO NOT SAVE AND QUIT IT REMOVES YOUR SHIT
>>724224874too late i just lost everything...
>>724224874as in just quit game or what? do the checkpoints in the level do anything?
>>724223904sooo anon.....help your kouhai out here a bit, what site is this from?
I still love Carol.
>>724224202>>724225071ATF
I hope she comes back soon ;w;
what do little girls from french smell like
>>724225137well fuck me, google isnt coming up with anything useful
I know choco isn't going to release a playable blueberry mode so if anyones got blueberry's model along with all the outfits I could at least force the source mod fag I have chained in my basement to at least rig his model up in source
>>724225302Baguette, Camenbert and red wine
>>724225515There is a multiplayer model for him. I used to play a mod that allowed you to swap to any multiplayer model in the game anytime. Not sure if someone updated it.
>>724164065The steam banner picture owns. Carol is so cool, bros...
>>724225715Carol sees a giant monster and her first instinct is to punch it in the face
So Slights has a spooky portal but seems like theres nothing to do there?>>724225036Loading the game, it removes all weapons/gadgets/elixr
>Atlaswowalright I think it's great that they don't want to make bosses that are just shoot them until they diebut holy shitand in the village before all that there's a space to drop off some kind of diamond? where's the diamond?
>>724226249Assume its part of the content that got deleted with the final level.
>>724221638If you go way past the gate you can get past it. That is what I did.
>>724219878>flagsPointless, because >proxy>idsI wish. If for no other reason than it making samefagging too cumbersome, if not outright impossible, for your average shitposting retard/pooshill.Sadly it will never happen, because shitposting is still pageviews and mook is a jew that that doesn't a shit about the quality of 4chan, only whatever money he can make from it.
>still no controller support in menus and tons of bugs
>>724226249>red chaos emerald doorChoco forgot.
>>724226387>>flags>Pointless, because >proxytl/dr only dumbest gorilla niggers suggest flagsMain problem with flags is that every thread will be /pol/, anons will post nothing but attacks on flags.For this reason anons when they ask about game advices during sale threads cut currency part otherwise it will be attack on country of anon origin instead of topic posts.
>>724225547imagine the taste
>>724226191ahh, yeah i noticed that. at least it doesn't delete the whole save file.
>>724226780Carol's like an Eclaire. Glazed and full of creme.
>>724226810My whole save was deleted granted it was because no cloud saves but shh
>>724165335god DAMN that old man tanked an explosion from two body lengths away with nary a scratch that's insane
>>724226865>>724226810there are backups of previous saves in the folder
>>724226978Nah I mean my computer itself got fucked
how do I actually purchase and review this game without being put on a list
>>724227174Buy it as private on steam
>>724227174How's that of any concern to you? You're on at least a dozen already.
>>724227174by actually purchasing and reviewing it on steam without thinking some kind of boogeyman trying to arrest you for playing a genuinely good game
>>724227174do you own Serious Sam?
Why would a grown man play this game?
>>724227315because its fun
>>724227174Just don't say the C-word.
>>724227346I doubt it.
Buy an ad, pedo.
>>724227370Carol by carol
And now the level of the moon end with black screen during a cinematic saying it's time to leave and it doesn't save automatically, so reloading the save doesn't work, enough for todayDev I know you're here, I love your game but seriously that's fucked up you released it too soon
Meng is called "Mung" in the english version, eww
>>724227504Camel of cunny
>>724227504im going to win the plushie giveaway
shooter and lolibait in oneXDDD this a new low
you let the thread on vg die...
>>724165958All breads are the real bread if you believe hard enough
>>724227765There was a thread there?
>>724227370
>>724227504
>>724227681WHAT PLUSHY GIVEAWAY?i missed the sale
of course it will be popular among nips, pedo shooter they can play because muh kawai, fucking bullcrap
Do I buy this game or Dustborn?
>>724227965go for it king
>>724227965If you have to ask, Dustborn.
>>724227965>not filtering the faggot tag
Is there double jump of any kind power up in tree tops? I see upgrade pickup early in the level (near first Raggs) but mushroom top is way too far away for normal jump
>>724228341Yeah there is a new ability unlocked in that stage. You'll know when you get it.
>>724228341yes but you can jump on the stem then jump from the stem up onto the mushroom
>running around the first area>see some shadow rocks>it gets marked with a big R on the mapwhat?
>>724228457>this pick up is easy>I'll just walk across tree branch>proceed to slide into abyss because tree branch isn't realFool me once - shame on you.Fool me twice - shame on me.
>>724228517portals to an inverted nightmare world for later
Okay I bite. Is the game actually ?good ?
>>724228816no faggotit's full of bugs, undelivered promised content and less than 300 playersit's astrosurfed slop
>>724228816yes friendit's full of outfits, overabundance of stages, and more than 200 playersit's certified kino
>>724228923lol
you can only pass the bugged trendy area gauntlet at corptropolis by using the broccoli nuke.
>>724229025case in pointdiscordtroons at the ready to defend this dogshit lmao
>>724229367probably an enemy stuck off screen somewhere
>>724227965Carol is the new porn.
>>724229558don't waste your peals on wepons and outfits below 3000, thats how muth the nuke costs.
>>724228816What makes a game good?Its fun. Theres a lot to do. Its longer than some fucking recent AAA shit.Thers a bunch of side content to extend gametime further if youre into it.Theres bugs yes but theyre being worked on.>>724229367Theres no point even playing past that because the level doesnt work. Stop at the waterslide to the sewer, even if you get past it the level is missing important stuff and you will need to backtrack when it gets patched.
Anyone got the webm with the three cat girls?
>>724230602
>>724230969I hope the mod would do something with the monster girls as wellor at least make them futas
>>724210389I think the over under shotgun is pretty good
>>724231157
>>724231157Futa on loli would be nice for a change.
I'm at the blueberry section with the platforming gears, holy shit this is ass
>>724232034that part is really painful
>>724225515Sorry for being late, try this:https : //h.uguu.se/iRbnHiYh.7z
>>724232034halfway into this, jump on solid platforms avoid the gears as possible have the cherry witch deal with the knights
>>724230969choco is so fucking based
>>724232034did it on insomniac, those shield guys on the tiny platforms make it frustrating and the slide/jump move is changed
>FPS mode doesnt work in coop>Black screens but audio and subs during cut scenes>Pressing load game just when in menu instantly loads the lasts check point so if you accidenly press it you lose progress>Only horizontal coop no verticalThat's just from 40 minutes with my kid. I want to like the game and it looks nice but it's quite annoying too.
>>724232182>>724232735>>724232787all right, it became more doable once I figured out I can use blueberry's jump attack as a double jumpI think the vertical gears were meant to be platforms but the collision box is all over the place and they pushed me out of bounds twice
>shit out update>call it 1.0 despite the game actually being unfinished Was he desperate for money or what
>>724233039there's a health upgrade at the lower castle that you need carol's double jump for, didn't know you could do that instead
>>724233220unity decided to be an a-hole on the release day
wtf???i played for 4-5 hours yesterday, first time with the game, enjoying it quite a lot, saved multiple times, now i go back to open the game, and there's no save????
>>724233467>unity unity unity The problems go completely beyond unit's update anon. If it's not actually done don't release it they had no problem delaying before and that was before any unity update was involved. It was clearly dev greed that you shit out something unfinished and call it 1.0
>>724233220More like he was backed into a corner by 2 delays already, if he had just delayed it for a decent time the first time he could have then done a second delayOne i've seen recently that's weird is a game that hit 1.0 but is still in early access and they're still taking about totally redoing the map layout
>>>/a/283308636>>>/a/>>283308636>>>/a/>283308636>>/a/>283308636
>>724233598what game is that?
>>724233220i know of at least 2 or 3 more unity games that released on oct 22-23 and ALL of them shipped with severe issues cause Unity, in their infinite wisdom, decided to silently push an update that changes quite a few things around, so all these devs had to scramble to either change the release date (which you CANT do on the exact date of the release if your game release is NOT in early access), or delay the game by a few hours but ship it in a functional(read, the game launches) broken state and fix it in the next days cause the Unity update is so severe there's no way to fix it in mere hours.for once, it's not the devs fault, unity pulled the rug at the worst possible time without warning
>>724233598It kills him in the long run. The game has bones but you only ever get one proper launch. The jank and word of mouth that stems from it means it probably won't sell a ton and will probably fall of a cliff short of a miracle
>a new peak every dayCarol won.
>>724233856>(which you CANT do on the exact date of the release if your game release is NOT in early access)But that's the problem, the game was in early access and it still feels like it is as a result
>performance difference between medium and ultra is basically nonexistent
>>724233220Valve tends to get uppity if you settle on a release date and then postpone it several times. Also, unity.
Chalk the unity shit up to karma lol
>>724233775Secret Agent Wizard Boy and the International Crime Syndicate
>>724234059re-read carefullythe game WAS in early access, but the 1.0 release was not, so the release date of THAT release, the 1.0, cant be changed on the exact date of the release
>>724234026Just wait for the Multiplayer mode.
>big fun toy
>>724233572can anyone help?i already tried restoring a previous save from the multiple backups the game creates, but it doesnt worki even tried deleting the save folder(made a back up first) to let the game recreate it, played from start until the first save, saved, quit the game, and it still won't show this new save when i try to continue
>>724233572>>724234471lot of people seem to complain about corrupt saves but i've never experienced itno cloud saves either so rip
>>724234471can you upload your save file? I can check if it works on my end. Might even be able to just copy past the text here if it's small enough. Otherwise use catbox.
>>724168384>kid's game targeted to grade schoolersThe fuck are you on about? This is a french game for oji-sans on their 30s or older.
>>724234471didn't happen to me so idk but there's a thread about corrupted saves on steam, and I remember someone recommending to turn off steam's cloud save
>>724234668(me)In fact, upload save0.json, save1.json and save2.json if you can
>>724234471Your best bet would probably be to ask the devs on the official discord.
I am enjoying the art style.
>>724234827i only have save0.json, didn't make other slots, and i also just noticed the time stamp of the save is at least 2-3 hours before my actual last save, so i don't even know at which point this save ishttps://files.catbox.moe/s8zhpb.json>>724234795that thread about corrupted saves is where i read about the backups, and that didn't work as i already said, also there's no cloud saves in this game>>724234831i might try that
>>724234442Is it any good? It seemed pretty meh in one of those "weapon of the week" vids.
>>724235339It spawned me here with these weapons, is that correct?
>>724235646i was much further than that, but as i said the save i sent is from hours before i actually last saved(i guess the game didn't actually save at all past that point), so that works i guess, but the problem remains, my game does not see the save at all, all 3 slots are empty
I wonder how much i can sequence-breakk with Duo and the teleporting power
these upgrades are pretty hidden, i found my first health upgrade at the swamp
>>724235764You can absolutely break the game with Dos/Duo if you know how the thing works.
>>724235757Odd that the game can't find the folder. Maybe some clearance/permissions issue? Although it did save once or twice, so maybe that's not it. How far did you get exactly? I can rush you there if you want.
>>724235793oof
>>724235793There's a health one in meadows too in the corpo power tower area under the floor
>>724165335He TANKED that
>>724208843I saw these trending on reddit last night. It's a brand new trend, the creator is even trying to shill his own reddit sub now.
fuck Orca Avenue holy shit
>>724235764i used duo at rottenlake harbor, at the beginning i saw the big hammerhead shark enemy clipping out the wall used duo to teleport to the other side from the wall and found a health upgrade
I dont seem to have the hairdryer anymore, there are greyed out zombie claws in the toy chest. Is there a way to get it back for the charged shot?
Choco, I know you're lurking here so when are the achievements coming. I'll replay it when they're finally here
>>724236775Idk try becoming a zombie again. Were you ever a zombie? They show up in 2 stages from there.
uhoh
>>724234026I've noticed that this game's numbers seem to peak during euro hours. Why is that?
>>724236848There was an event in chroma falls last year that zombied me. This is as far as i've got, need another go at that chocolate fountain.
Does it work on linux?
>>724237039>euro game peaking during euro hourstruly a mystery...
>Yet another bump limit Unequivocal carol victory >>724237039Euros have superior taste >>724237147Yes last thread anons said it was working fine for them>>724236992What will this break now?
>>724237086idk what event is that but the next stage from mashmallow land adds normal enemies that can zombify you. You can try getting zombified by whatever means and going back to a save point, so that the game manually restores you back to carol
>>724237147Yes, although Im trying to work out what bugs are caused by linux or the current release. Its usually worked just fine.
>>724237147An Anon and 2 Steam discussion guys said yes using GE-Proton.>>724237086I wondered if that was it. Also spoiler but You lose and get it back at some point so you'll probably be fine if you continue.>>724236992Here's hoping it was all Unity's fault and not frog programming...
>>724237289>>724237352>>724237484Okay thank you bros.
>her disgust and hatred: palpable
>>724237341Feels like I'm nearing the end of marshmallot so Ill try getting zombied again, thanks.>>724237484>I wondered if that was it. Also spoilerI only noticed because 1.0 put me back to the start and I couldnt get past the charged shot doors.
alright heisters, let's get heisting.
>>724235358it's pretty good
>>724237775>Louvre heist was trained using onirism
>>724237775Damn mirrors edge looks good.
>>724238013Was this a joke post by the dev? I actually thought this was gonna be in 1.0 but I didn't see it in Rotten Lake.
Christ why is the default volume so fucking loud?
>>724238128so that your parents know you are playing a girl's game
>search onirism on x>the majority of the most recent posts are in japanese huh?!
>>724238272The japs have good taste in vidya. The jew fears the samurai.
>>724238272surprise, japan loves cute things and not new AAA slop with ugly shit
>>724238272"I hate western lolis" crowd consists exclusively of westerners.
>>724237484>Here's hoping it was all Unity's fault and not frog programming...Based on >>724167196 it's both
>>724238272Carole kawaii desu
Ive had to redo the damn egypt map 3 times because it got dark or the stupid zoom changed for no reason reeeeee
>>724238490>Carole More like Caroru.
>>724238568Caroru barugu
>>724238256>"anon, stop playing girl games and just make us a granddaughter already"
the BFG in this game should've been called Lethal Overpowered Laser Incinerator 9000
>>724239117This anon is thinking with portals.
>>724239117I see....
What's the new deadline for the costume contest?
>>724164065only passion project of 2025
yo fuck that resident evil laser room
>>724239415haven't heard of postponement but given that they are going crazy fixing bugs I suppose you can still shoot your shot
>>724239861gotem
>>724239861In Oasis?Stay outside the door and shoot into it with a gun. Any "entity" like a projectile will trigger the laser sequence. You can stay outside and let it do its thing.
>>724239878It was a suggestion in the discord, but no new deadlines have been given. It's all nebulous at the moment.
