Good afternoon, /v/. My name is Robert Robertson and I’ll be your dispatcher for today.
I saw him in his underwear!
She won
the better girls
>>724175575Is he packing?
>>724175576Tomboys are bad news anon...
>>724175576
>>724175748They steal hearts everywhere they go.
>>724175773pls tell me you can romance the demon lady
>>724175576Why does she want to fuck him so bad
I'll be romancing Blonde Blazer because unfortunately for Invisigal, sounding like Laura Bailey is a red flag.
>>724175773Why is she looking at him like she wants to have his children?
>>724175576/v/ will unironically pick the bad girl in games like this and then question why women always go for shitty guys.
>>724175773
>>724175773Jesus christ those eyes are killing me.
>>724175713Malevola would probably amazon you and call you her bitch on the first date
>>724175845She’s the token lesbian
>vox machina w/ capesyeah no thanks
>>724175773Is this the legit /v/ version of the "girl looks at guy and wants him" gif?
Spoiler, but Blonde Blazer isn't blonde
>>724175902
>>724175993Improvement honestly.
>>724175576>>724175773>>724175893No amount of astroturfing your septum-peirced tattooed criminal, who is Toxic's sloppy seconds by the way, make her actually desirable.
>>724175460your name is GAY! FUCK YOU!
>>724175993I like blondes with blue eyes, but I like brunettes with blue eyes even more.
>>724175893
Where can I see all the current leaks?
>>724175576StopLikingEVIL WOMEN
>>724175773>>724175893
>>724175576>nosering (mark of cattle)>br*wn>cigoid
>>724175916Yes, and?
>>724176125Evil women don't bring you donuts.
>>724176017There's gotta be a story behind her primal horniness for him, or is he just that attractive that every woman that meets him wants the dick?
My cute tomboy wife
>>724176125Never.
>>724175893Is there a hole in the bottom of that pack?
>>724176213He’s basically Tony Stark and Peter Parker fused into one. Of course the women are feral for him.
>>724175893>puts a coat on his fucking work shirt when going on a date with Invisigal>Goes to a fancy restaurant with Blind-Bitch in plain work shirt, no suit, not even a coatInvisichuds win again
>>724175460>My nAmE iS RoBerTo RoBErtOnlol OK, cuck.
waterboy is growing on me
>>724175576>>724175773>kiss Blonde Blazer>be an ass to Invisigal>find out Blondie has a boyfriend>switch tracks immediately and go from enemies to lovers with the punk qtYep, it's gonna be rather kino
>>724175713WHY WON'T YOU LET ME FUCK COUPE!?!?!?
>>724176481The only cuck here is Thundercuck
>>724175460No Flamgay Romance No Buy
So what are allyall's theories on why Shroud originally betrayed the Brave Brigade and became a villain? Is it just because Robert's father stole the astral thing for his suit or what?
>>724175460Any nudity in this yet? I think there was a toggle for it when you start playing
>>724176775Yeah, that's pretty much how it must have went down in the TV-Show they originally wrote. Hence why you can't now be an asshole to Invisigal in episode 2, they already wrote that scene like that. SO yeah, Invisigal's canon, and Blonde Bitch is an afterthought they wrote in to have there be chocies after it turned into a game.
>Invisigal: Uh Robert.>Robert: Visi.>Invisigal: I'm not good at like sappy shit.>Robert: I had no idea.>Invisigal: If we don't make it... I just wanted to say... can you wipe my hard drive for me? There's some shit on there that really shouldn't see the light of day.>Robert: Heh. Sure.my wife is a perv
>>724176852waterboy & flambae should have been the male romances
>>724176958
>>724176874
>>724177067They should have romanced each other, anon
Brunette blazer mogs inivisishitskin
>>724175928This is the cruelest thing you could have said. Why not just "no"? Why did you have to crush us so utterly?
>>724175460>the entire game is already leaked>they'll continue to drip feed content every weeksad
>>724177067They should've. Phenomaman, too.
>>724176160She brought him a donut and then smashed it
>>724177101Who and why cut his green foreskin?
>>724175460Which character is jesse pinkman?
>>724177201Do you really want to boink Alanah Pearce, Anon?
>>724176273>funny superhero story turns gritty and down to earth in the finalelove this shit
>>724176874My theory's not on Shroud, but still part of the intro. I believe Invisigal's the one that plants the bomb on your mech. At no point do you see the bomb being planted and Toxic says "Everything is going as planned; get out of there, babe".
>>724177145I don't think they'd work as a pair.
>>724177280The main guy
Feels like legitimate story telling game trying to do its thing, but at the same time, half of it is devs (including most of the VAs) jacking themselves off with jarring humor and jokes. Going again with half of them landing and half of them just...flat. It's confusing. The animation and fights are also much better then expected. Would've loved to see this sort of game be made 10-15 years ago.
>>724175460test
>>724177280That one, the MC. He's pretty damn good with the dry humor, makes me wish he had taken up voice acting earlier.
>>724176480She's like a wild beast begging to be tamed
>>724177354DON'T!TELL!ANYONE!
>>724177430same, i expected him to be a "haha jesse we have to cook" celebrity hire but he absolutely kills the role
>>724175460>You only get to do the job once in 2 chaptersFucks sakeThis game would be right up my alley if you could hire the heroes you wanted according to their build, scouted new heroes, competed with other agencies, but then it wouldn't be this genre so it wouldn't be this game, so mehA superhero manager game with the bones of this one would be super funI did like the game, but I'm disappointed the blonde hottie and her boyfriend aren't going to be a romance option
>>724177338>Roberto was in a coma for months>Invisigal turned herself in “months ago” with no explanation
>>724177415This was unironically funny
>>724177430>>724177508He was already in Bojack horseman
>>724177516>her boyfriend aren't going to be a romance optionWell...
>>724175993For some reason her now as bright blue eyes with the brown hair and fair skin makes me think of disney princessesIs it Belle? Is that what I'm thinking of?
>>724175773holy fuck me eyes holy shit
>>724175576>Need to hold your breathe to use your power>Already asthmatic>Still smoke anyways
>choosing some violent BPD bitch who is likely the reason you were in a coma in the first place over thisYou anons aren't going to make it
>>724177713https://youtu.be/TuCuI_dEOF0
>>724177338Wow, nicely spotted.
>>724177760Well she can be invisible forever when the copd kicks in
OK lets settle this once and for all, who has nicer feet?
So in episode 5 they go around saying their real names, spoiler on their real namesFlambae's name is ChadInvisigal's name is CourtneyPhenomaman's alien name is Katon-UrWaterboy's name is HermCoupe's name is JanellePrism's name is AliceSonar's name is VictorGolem's name is BrunoMalevola's name is Malevola GibbPunch Up's name is Colm
>>724177430>>724177378Oh damn, might check it out in a year or two when it has content then
>>724176778The running makeup is so fucking hot.
>>724177793I think people don't realize that Invisigal is the "I can fix her route" while BB seems to be Robert helping her loosen up.
>>724177921>ColmO’Driscoll?
>>724177921>Flambae's name is ChadNew ship name. ChadBob
>>724176874>Is it just because Robert's father stole the astral thing for his suitThe suit belonged to the grandpa first, so unless Robert's dad added the Astral thing later on, probably not
>>724177709yeh lol
>>724177921>Afghan called ChadTotal BS
>>724177921>Sonar's name is Victorperfect name for my socially inept cryptobro husband
Hope we get to glass somebody.
>>724177674nice, is the blonde an option too?what about the bird
Is this marriage material to you?
>>724177606I burned his eyebrows instead
>>724178118
>>724178142>blonde an option too?Yes but she's not as she seems. >>724175993
>Threads have already devolved into waifu warslmao Telltale games really have nothing else going for them huh? Not that I'm complaining.
>>724178085His dad's code name was Astral Mecha Man, so it's pretty likely that he was the one who added the Astral Drive to it
>>724177224The fact that you've seen the spoilers don't matter to them. It's the normies, so keep leaking spoilers to reddit and shit like that, maybe then they'll budge.
>>724175576Reminds me of Revy. Which is why even though she's an objectively bad person I will waifu her.
>>724177793It's simple, anon. I have a zero-tolerance policy on cheating. No buts or ifs.
>>724178253Oh I don't actually give a fuck if she's a blonde or not, I'm into her for the legs and arms, flirty personality and everything elsethanks anon
Invisilegion report inBlonde brigade need not apply
I like Roberto's voice. I always found it funny that actual actors seem to always give a better VA performance than "professional voice actors".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkdgSD0iTp0&t=183s
>>724177354Men hitting their love interest with a car is so Doomed Yaoi.
NON-ARGUABLE
>>724175576does she get naked at some point
>getting with the standard boring superwoman that are conventionally attractive>not waiting for the canon manbat route
>>724177921>CourtneyMore like CUTENEY
>>724178684She's a coomer
Tomboyfags are so predictable
>>724178636Never played guardians or Minecraft but yea agreed, maybe drop borderlands a tier
>>724178740You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>724177882An old homeless woman I'm looking out for has late stage copd, sucks that it had to be her and not one of the younger junkie fucks.
>>724178636kinda disagree with TFTB but it's hard to place now since gearbox retroactively ruined it
>>724178343So the classic "we designed it together but he stole the limelight, I'm just getting back what's mine"
>>724178636>Final season D tier>Guardians A tie>Minecraft 2 and Batman 2 C tierThis is bait
>>724178752They really are tasteless. Cowring, smoker, BPD, only thing missing are some garish tats
>>724175576You're sick if you find her attractive
>>724178636where's BTTF?
>>724178636I liked Back to the Future.
>>724178138You do, there's been a clip linked
How do you respond without getting a boner?
>>724178290No Telltale game had focused on romance this hard
Never seen gameplay yet, is this some kind of VN? What do you actually do?>look it upNo, asking you retards is always the more fun option.
>>724178636Swap TWD Seasons 3/2 and yeah pretty much
>>724178290Don't know what you're talking about. Waifus were never this central before
>>724179049VN with light puzzle elements
>>724178626I'm more so into the rivaly/enemies to lovers yaoi.
>>724178085>>724178835I'm getting Dr Light and Dr Wily/Reed Richards and Dr Doom kind of vibes. They probably designed the pulse together then fell out when Shroud wanted to use it for something stupid like an army of evil robot masters.
How is the writing?
>>724176213Women love men who are dead inside.
>>724175773>>724175893Is this what men want
>>724178138Somebody in a previous thread allegedly datamined the script and there is an option to Glass someone. But seeing as how the game likes to subvert your choices, like with extinguishing Flambae at the bar being the more brutal option with him loosing a tooth, punching with your broken arm working or beating up the reporter being the correct choice since everyone liked it and he won't sue since he knows you have nothing there's a chance that Glassing someone might actually mean giving him a glass of water.
>>724179049it's basically a telltale game with dialogue choice that MAY lead to different outcome, it's 'ight
>>724179125You like Sausage party?
>>724179164>Women love men who are dead inside.
So when exactly does the Blonde reveal that she's evil?
>>724179235Are you flirting with me anon
>>724178138
>>724179087>>724179201Fair play, with it being telltale is it episodic? Cause that shit afaik was the thing kneecapping the fuck out of 'different outcomes' in the walking dead games.
>>724179317Unfortunately, yes.
>>724179269Never because she's not. The tomboy is the evil one and will stay evil depending on your choices.
>>724179049Management simulator as well as dialogue choice based visual cinematica
YO XBOX
>>724179317None of the telltale games have meaningful different outcomes, episodic or not. If you want choices that matter then you play David Cage games. If you want well written stories with a curated flow, then you play TTG.
Thoughts on Blondie’s areola?
YOU STUTTERING BITCH?
>>724179303Alright I'm buying it
>>724179125Snappy, 'grounded' if that makes any sense
>>724179196I hate it when any VN does this. "Correct" choices should be difficult to choose, but making them misleading as a gotcha is just annoying.
>>724179408Areola slip is peak
>>724179303KINOINO
The voice cast being full of shitty youtuber "voice actors" is keeping me from getting it. I assume they work cheap but I'm not buying anything where some faggot youtube cuckold is trying to be used as a selling point.
>>724178636>First season of Batman higher than the second season of BatmanYep, you're a certified retard, that's non-arguable
>>724179408Would lick
>>724177516there's another game but much more focused on the gameplay but no superhero theming if you like thathttps://youtu.be/cqJklddIJoY
>>724179049>>724179201There's also the gameplay of dispatching heroes. You get calls and have to guess which team members have the stats to complete a call. Like Invisigal can do a stealth call. Unfortunately that doesn't seem to affect the story in any way so far and is an afterthought coompared to the VN part of the game.
>>724179614Its really just Charlie's voice that's noticeable.Guy can't voice act.
How much screen time does Hunger Games star Charles White have?
My cute asthmatic retarded wife
>>724179614The youtubers only voice side characters. The central cast which is Robert, Invisigal and BB are done by proper voice actors.
>>724179367Is she though? She seems to be confused about her powers until you convince her of either good or evil.
>>724179269Shocking I know for amerimutt media but the attractive White people are actually good and the swarthoids are the evil ones
>>724179710Why was she so proud?
Why does this game have weiners and vulgar language?
>>724179695around 10 lines in the first 2 episodes
>>724179515It's more like it makes the retarded choice the correct one, similar to how Disco Elysium did it, but instead of making just the retarded one correct DE made so you have both a normal correct choice and a retarded correct choice while also having both a retarded and a normal wrong choice (correct here being it will get you closer to the end of the case, with wrong being one that either kills you or makes the quest all the harder).>>724179303(Me) >>724179196Well I'll be damned I was wrong, they actually decided to play it straight.
>>724179839Californian writing.
I hate moistcritikal so much it is unreal. Manlet troon loving cuck
>Coupe is a slender bird bitch in game>Voice actress is THE milk truckkino contrast
>>724179818Because she thought she did a good job.
>>724179408>the mask stays on during sex
>>724176110>no nose ringLooks you can even totally cure her with the power of your dick.
>>724179695>>724179840He said he recorded a shit ton of lines
>>724179839That's what passes as mature in america.
>>724179904>>724179515You're putting too much faith in the writers saying the smart and logical answers were the correct answers.
>>724179686The funny thing is Joel is the opposite and his voice acting is very professional. I almost didn't recognize him.>>724179839You can turn that off in the settings.
This episodic release thing is pretty dumb though. Even dumber now that leaks are out.
Why didn’t they make the game woke, are they stupid?
>>724179930Fat girls with cute faces are a rare breed. Would marry her in an instant.
>>724179839It's funneh
>>724180063how did the leaks even happen
EPISODIC IS THE BEST THING EVER! OF COURSE I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THE WHOLE GAME AT ONCE I WANT TO BE ARBITRARILY FORCED TO WAIT!IT'S TIME TO DISCUS! I'M FIRIN' MAH DISCOOSIN!
>>724180063Think they'll just say fuck it and release all the episodes?
>>724179317It's episodic but not in the same way it was for the Walking Dead. It's one purchase, but only two episodes are released per week, with the final two episodes being released mid November.
>>724179982He probably had to keep redoing them since he's so fucking shit
>>724180073It's honestly baffling how there's no non-straight romances at all considering the fanbase.
>>724179256it means they have less work to do once you're married
>>724180073They must have left the talentless faggots behind
>>724178471Chad. You're saving yourself a lot of trouble
>>724179982He'll probably have a larger focus in later episodes, so far the first two episodes have mostly been about Mecha Man, BB and Invisigal
>>724180167>Think they'll just say fuck it and release all the episodes?Nope, they released a public statement already about that and sticking to their original schedule.
>>724180073Because despite what the loud minority screams it's better for sales to just have hetero options.
>>724178962Punch her into the eye and then to solar plexus.
>>724180256I can see the gay vibes with waterboy with the tie scene. But it is pretty lacking so far.
>>724180256The protagonist is a white man. They know who they're trying to sell this to.
Why is tomboy mystery meat kryptonite for /v/
>>724180120All of the scenes are already in the game files, so when people datamined the game they just got everything
>>724180073That shit is dying off. People are truly sick of it
>>724180063Fuck you. Episodic releases are based AND redpilled. You're probably a zoomer who doesn't remember how good the 90's and 00's were. Bet you were born in 2006, faggot. HAha, 19 year old faggot. Get off my board. Waiting is so much better. You're a piece of shit binger. Netflix has ruined you. No patience? Fuck off. Back in my day you based your week around when shows were airing. This was better than having it all just dumped on you. More games should be released this way. Bitter little faggot.
>>724180445Sad autistic incels is why
>>724180240Man, how did he hurt you?
Wonder if Aaron Paul will pivot into VA roles more often now. It's basically just as legitimate now a days. As long as your game isnt wokeslop shit anyways
>>724180073I'm even more surprised considering they worked with Critical Roll, which has a super woke audience
>>724180445
>>724179303What did he mean by this?
>>724180445Wait so she needs to hold her breath to use her powers but she's a smoker on top of having asthma? Is she retarded?
>>724180604What a weirdly misogynistic post.
>>724180256I dreaded seeing the Critical Role logo
>>724180565He's a talentless hack who should have the cop on to stop polluting my ears
>>724180604She's tsundere, not tomboy. Learn your tropes.
>>724180663You are disgusting.
>>724180073because yaoi legbeards don't actually care about the content of what they latch on to. You don't need to cater to them outside of having a few attractive male characters interact with other men, regardless of context, because they'll do the rest in their heads.They've done all they need to for them to have their own communities convinced that a no romance run ending with their ship as an epilogue is actually canon.
>>724180647So if she deepthroated, would she go invisible?
>>724180604wtf how did you pill a visual picture from my subconscious
>>724180256It's not shocking to me at all. Telltale has never had a male same sex romance option before in their games. Sure the final season of TWD had a potential same sex romance, however it was between two females. Big difference, lesbians and bi women are typically seen as the safer option when depicting them in media. At least that how the suits in the writers room see it. Funny how Warhorse, what once was seen as the cutting edge in "based" opinions made the bold decision to include a same sex romance option in KCD2. Where as here, AdHoc in collaboration with Critical Role. Still decided to skirt around it despite being seen as the more liberal minded developers.
>>724180647>Is she retarded?Yes, although she was able to hold her breath for multiple minutes while in the conference room when MM was changing, so she's seemingly able to hold it for a decent length
>>724180604People are calling her a tomboy because of the boys haircut and clothes you fucking retard. Tomboys are just for friendless losers who need their gf to be their best friend
>>724180647>Is she retarded?Yes, but she might find a way to get around that if she becomes evil.
So, when do artists start making porn? That's all I'm here for.
>>724175576>>724175773>>724175893>>724176110Gaming is healing
>>724180753>choke her out SDT style >you can watch your coom running down her throat in real time when she start losing consciousness
>>724175460>episodicAh. So the game releases in a few months then.
>>724175460man the game makers really hate white menliterall every white guy in the game is a weak, emasulated loser who gets rescued or easily intimated by girlbossesand then you get punched by another girlboss and the game says "we must be better men and aplogize to women even more"no game would ever in billion years right women this sexist
>>724176273Who and who?
Is it true there's ntr
>>724180738While what you say is true why did Warhorse decide to include a gay romance between Hans and Henry. If the shippers and fujos could've done well enough with the queerbaiting?
>>724180906
>>724180862hope you like AI
Is there anything hotter than two people who despise each other becoming lovers?
>>724179408>full on male dick>male sexul harrasement is treated like a joke>but the only even slightly sexual thing woman do is show a little nippleman western gaming is full of sexist double standards
>>724180942you can cuck omniman
>>724180647>Is she retarded?Yes!
>>724180962I've never met Al, but I've heard he's a dick.
>>724180914Tell me you didn't play the game without telling you didn't play the game.
>>724180930Invisigal killing Shroud
>>724180914You anti-wokers lost
>>724180956They got bought out and their new owners decided the chuds needed some humiliation
>>724177242Yeah because he yelled at her. :(
>>724180753It would be extremely painful
>>724180981>male sexul harrasement is treated like a jokeBecause it is.>NO DONT SUCK MY COCK DONT KEK MY COCK NOOOO
>scroll down game page>see this>blacklist game
>>724181119"Stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police."
>>724181062Still, Critical Role is seen as the epitome of woke. You'd think they would've interjected with AdHoc in featuring a gay romance option. They do tend to feature queer characters in their tabletop sessions and other stories.
Flamgay cant catch a break
>>724180073They don't have the audience to piss away to produce shit.
>>724181278It is surprising. Guess they just wanted a hit for their first game
>>724181094Do all tomboys lash out when confronted?
>>724181192yeah 9 white people, what a fucking travesty
It's weird how aggressive the evil Homolander music was when Captain Autism appeared. Yes, I am cucking him which is a less than ideal surprise, but I have no reason to assume he's evil, and it's not like I'm going to stop.
>>724181279Poor guy.
>>724181279More Flambae leaks pleaseLet's rip the no gay band-aid
>>724178962
>>724181423Please.
>>724180957>Nov 12thSo not too long then. Alright.
>>724181350>musicOnly happens if you kiss BB. If you don't kiss her, there is no ominous music
>>724181332I don't know. Maybe. More testing is required.>>724181279Hahahaha! Yeah fuck that guy. Missed opportunity to let the player "keep customizing him" throughout the episodes.>lose his teeth or lose his eyebrows?>burn his skin with hot chinese food?Etc. Would be hilarious.
>choose to drop Toxic off the balcony into the mattress>choose to kick him with the mech so he flies out the window>when he comes back Robert actually mentions "starting to think I didn't need to waste that perfectly good mattress for your fall"Nice bit of reactivity
>>724181279Ah man I should picked water.
>>724181321Didn't KCD2 sell 3 million copies despite everything?
so the whole game like cutscenes actually leaked or is it only people claiming they know what happens?
>>724181596Never too late.
>>724181570>"starting to think I didn't need to waste that perfectly good mattress for your fall"He always says that if you dropped him from the balcony, even if you step on him instead of punting. You give Telltale hacks too much credit.
>It’s an expression of pain
>>724181635No they actually leaked. If you preview the spoilers, you can see the cutscenes.
>>724181635Check the thread, there are leaked cutscenes here
>>724180647>Is she retarded?Most tomboys are
>>724181635the cutscenes related to choices leaked (they were in the game files)
>>724181598Yea but it was a sequel with a much larger advertising budget. I'm sure a sequel to this would be the same
>>724175576Does she have a crush on bob the builder or see him as a father figure? I can't tell yet.
>>724175773I don't want this. I demand a refund
>>724181741I want to romance blazer but I feel bad for autismman
>>724179818Because they normally fail all missions and presumably you got 10/12 successes minimally.Even here, she survived a tough fight, her dispatcher helped her out, and she got him his favorite donut.Then you had to fuck it all up by being an asshole (her perspective)
>>724181894100% crush
Thoughts?
>>724180073Didn't the original critical role all pair up in hetero pairings?No one actually likes gays unless you can make money off them.
>>724182063Kino of the highest order
>>724181894You will fuck the brown tomboy
https://youtu.be/Q3Kvu6Kgp88
>>724180981>man western gaming is full of sexist double standards>Western gamingMan that is a everything double standard, it's not exclusive to gaming.
>>724180647IT's literally our job to make her less so.
>>724180914>protagonist is literally chad mcWhite guy >literally working hard and being an hero despite being without super powers, just a smart and hardworking guy (and for /a/…FUCK YOU DEKEK!!!)>canonically doesn’t let other people stepping on him, you can even pick CHAD Options to shit on the others>the main canon choices are the fake blonde cheater hottie and the insible tsundere tomboy that are all over him depending on your choices>isn’t even a pussywiped cuck, he literally stood in front of invisibitch and her throwing a fissy and punching him is showing her as a vulnerable hothead and completely in the wrong instead of some “YASS QWWEN!”
>>724182063Really good. Telltale's finest.
>>724182152Damn, she hot
>>724182063Telltale's magnus opus
>>724181279Ryonabait?
She wasn’t lying
>>724181739Stepping seemed meaner than punting, did I miss out?
>>724176070its a western dev game. She was always going to be sloppy seconds, lets be honest with ourselves.
>>724181741Huh, now that you mention it he does sort of resemble harry boy doesn't he?
>>724182063>incredible setting >incredible atmosphere >great characters >great voice acting >dark and mature Really the peak of the genre
>>724182152Did she really need to dress so nicely for a pauper's date in the park?
>>724182063First episode? Literally the one of the best from Telltale (along with episode 1 of Tales From The Borderlands). The rest of the season? Kinda meh, but has good moments, and finale is decent.
>>724178873I love being sick then
>>724182438>>724176070script was already leaked, invisigal isnt anyones sloppy seconds although she does get off on spying on famous people fuck
>>724182339Both are pretty much the same. Kicking him like a football is more humorous.
>>724182152How does this guy hammer so much pussy?
>>724182583>attractive>muscular without being huge>funny>genuine good guy>takes himself seriously>no egohes the ultimate ladies man
>>724181741>phenomeman getting into alcohol and disco to get over a woman breaking his heartHistory repeats itself.
>>724182523It's how you know she really cares.>>724182583Already explained ITT. >>724176378 He's literally Peter Parker and Tony Stark, two of the biggest pussy magnets in superhero comics.
>>724182664The voice too. You can feel his trauma. Women eat that shit up with a good looking guy. >I can fix him
do we know if we get the mech suit back by endgame?
>>724182539All invisible people are voyeuristic. Its a fact.
>>724181513pretty sure all youre getting is different ways to cake him in shit
>>724182720I doubt they’d only make QTE fights just for the first episode
>>724175773I couldn't tell, did she want him guys?
>>724175460Who plays this disgusting shit
>>724182782>Cinematic onOh yeah, its gaming time.
>>724182523If she dresses like shit she doesn't care about you
>>724182823Most of the people in this thread I would imagine.
>>724182761Wouldn’t it be funny if someone repainted that soda to look like cum?
>>724182539>brown invisible tomboy watches you masturbate
>>724182761>has an inherently badass power>is going to be a gag character What did they mean by this?
>>724182714>the love of a good womanBut sometimes, also>the love of a "bad woman" (who is actually good)>>724182761I'll take that. He so douchy looking I can't wait to fuck with him.
>>724182339Eh, they both kinda don't fit AND fit if that makes any sense. Stepping is cool in terms of hwo broken his body is and how he tries to get up from it. But throwing him out is more funny and makes sense in the context more, espectially if you threw him off the balcony.
>>724182823Straight White men. Jog on faggot nigger
>>724176273Where are these from, people datamining?
>>724182761>inb4 he gets the ponytail cut off
>>724182782my hope is that we eventually get the option to dispatch ourselves in the mecha man suit. would be extraordinarily kino
>>724182930yeah, the files are in UE4 paks
>age 27Hag
White male coded game
>>724180604If seeing a woman in a dress turns you off you're gay. Sorry to say
>>724183070How does one open them up? Is it the pak files or what? I just want to look at all othe videos and read the script myself, the leaker is taking too long.
>>724183105>Height : 5'6"Imagine
>>724183105My 27 year-old retarded tomboy wife can't be this cute.
Robert is effortlessly cool. I love that personality type. I should adopt it. I found a new me
>>724183204That’s humongous for a latina
The idea this game of having a small team with different personalities that clash and such while you're mission control is neat. Kind of what I hoped chimera squad would be despite the odds.
>>724175460shut the fuck up bob bob
>>724179839California. Cant have female nudity, that's sexist male gaze. But dongs and bussy is empowering, or something.
>>724183105She's 27?Maybe she just lied about her age, she doesn't act like she is 27.
Just played the game with my friendsDid we miss something?Also is it possible to pause the game without going in the menu?
>>724183105She should be younger and Rob should be older, doesn't make sense
If the games been datamined do we know the ending and confirmed romance options yet, besides obviously Invisigal?
>>724183236Just bee urself
>>724183258>chimera squadThe only thing I remember about that is some anon's here writing erotic fanfiction about the aliens.
>>724183236Dont be that autistic faggot at the work party talking in one-liners making a voice. You don't want that reputation. Just be normal.
>>724183203get fmodel, point to Dispatch, use an AES code and boom you're in0x038D185F8B3128D804006E165FB14FEC526B15D0402D95DD6FE28D8A4B8685A9
>>724182539>invisigal watches you fucking blazer
>>724183105Westers are VERY scared of making young pretty women love interests so they have to up the age.Could easily be 19.
>>724183204Loathsome femlet, ew
>>724183467are the devs retarded or what? why would they not push these through updates if they wanted to do their weekly release gimmick
>>724183490Invisicuckquean…
>>724183105>chimera squadI imagine this is just the situation of>"This little girl is actually a vampire and is 1,000 years old!"western edition.
>>724183105How many characters do we know the age of?Do we know Robert's age? BB's?
>>724183204Aren't most women that short?
kino
>>724175460throw me some numbers
Was sonar covering for Invisigirl? If so that's pretty cute
Moistcritikal has to be the worst VA performance in the game.
>>724183690
>>724175460What a boring ass premise for a game
>>724183905MY FUCKING HEART
>>724183875he'll sound so goofy in his giga nigga bat form
>>724183875this is a game? I thought it was a brazenly off-topic /co/ thread.
If you snitch do you still get the donut?
>>724183905
>>724183905No way I can't pick her now
>>724183905>i will never ever be rob bob^3
Phenomaman the guy who can fly faster than sound has the same mobility stat as Invisigal the asthmatic smoker.
>>724183905RELEASE THE FULL GAME RIGHT NOW YOU CUNTS
>>724184054He is autistic he doesn't know that puny humans die quickly in these emergencies
>>724184054I assume mobility is probably more than just raw speeddude probably has bad speed control and cant turn much
>>724183905Tomboy lovers keep on winning
>>724184054Prism the instagram influencer has the same combat stat has coupe, flambae and sonar forma vampiro
>>724175576She looks like Vi.
>>724184054Alot of characters have lower stats than they 'should' for game mechanics.His Vigour should probably be higher too since he can fly intercontinental at supersonic speed.
>>724183905That's it she's getting breed.
Invisibros do NOT open this
>filesize so far is 3gb>ALL of this shit is in thereWhat the fuck were they thinking
>>724184217Some of her light powers are combat related at least, like blades made of solid light.
>>724177538>>724177338I kind of hope this isnt THE big revelation they've prepped for last two episodes.
>>724184301I FUCKING KNEW IT >>724177338
Ending spoilers?
>>724184301
>>724184301fuaaak, wish i didnt read this onebut is rob also augmented by shroud's shit?
>>724184301>those spoilersGrim
>>724184407>able to creampie her every nightwhats the issue?
>>724184301>I quit the moment I placed itI mean, that's not really quitting is it? She completed the job she was hired to do.
>>724184407tbf that is early on
>>724183467Thanks, got it! Now how do I extracts Webms?
It doesn't matter if she can't get pregnant.Humans probably can't have kids with supers anyways.
>>724184407well we see bout thatrrob^2 genes are pretty strong
>>724184584>>724183467Nevermind, I got it
>>724184407
>>724184575Why is the sex off-screen?
>spoiling shitWhy? Why do this to yourselves?
>>724184575>Condom optionJust like my hentais
>>724182852
>>724184689cause she's describing a dream
>>724175460I cant even enjoy these threads anymore because of all the spoilers. Take care, im gonna see you all in a few weeks
>>724184571>Yeah, blew you up but I felt bad about. Here a long Johnson smashed over you keyboard.
Imagine how good of a time we'd be having if nothing was datamined, or they just released the whole thing for us to play through.
>>724184692I am really tempted to simply not come to these threads anymore, I don't want the game to be spoiled for me. But also back during TWD threads those were something I always looked forward to and enjoyed participating in.It's a rock and a hard place type of situation.
>>724184703Wonderful
>>724179839the penis is an empowering part of the body, this encourages young males to not be afraid of showcasing their phallus in publicits kino
>>724184730>Yeah, actually. You did.
>im so fucked up
>>724184793literally no reason not to release the whole thing at oncethey're really retarded
>>724182152This game is getting banned in France.
>>724184730
>>724184758I really hope the game gives us an option to not forgive her. Rarely do I play games were we are actually able to not forgive someone and burn bridges.Personally, I am not even mad at her for it. MechaMan should be more mad at himself for losing then he should at other villain's who were hired to beat him. Everyone knew what the game was and simply put MechaMan lost, getting angry at Invisabitch for outplaying you is simply being a poor sport.
>>724184907Nah, they will stick to thier schedule. As long as this is just script texts and 3 second clips they can just bunker down.
Were they right?
>>724184981Not forgiving her probably what leads to her sacrificial death, I reckon.
>>724180604I like tomboys but "girls being feminine is gay" is the most bizarre cope I've seen on here.
>>724185032
>>724185032Yeah I say so, concept piece is better then all of the other ones made for her. Especially the one right after with that giant leg tattoo, that is the worst one of the bunch.
>>724185012nice reading comprehension retard
>>724185032>was originally supposed to have tatsMaybe the bullring was compensating for that kek
>>724185079In that case I hope the game allows me to still not forgive her after her sacrificial death, or else the earlier refusal to not forgive her would be pointless and leads to the same outcome as forgiving her.
My autistic superwife
Robert is literally me
>>724185079Or turning her evil.
>>724185149>Can't readDumbass, the one on the far left was her original design which is the one that they have in the game right now.
>>724184907I can see the vision for the weekly releases, even ignoring datamining, but that is not how people generally consume video games.
>>724183905holy fuck my kokoro
>>724185252>but that is not how people generally consume video games.So?
>>724185234YWNBR
>>724185115Like a modern day Konoko if she were a kleptomaniac voyeur
>>724185252>but that is not how people generally consume video games.precisely why it's retardedthis isn't a shitty netflix show
>>724185285Cause it potentially hits sales when shit like this happens, and also fucks online discussion when some people want to talk about it and others want to wait for the whole thing
Phenomenaman is a faggot and I want the worst to happen to him.
>>724181741>the first death is in the heart, Harry
Wish I could spernd more time reading anon theories instead of worrying about the spoilers. How the fuck did they get leaked anyway?
>>724185494>t.Press Reporter
>>724179408https://litter.catbox.moe/70qujtkjjul7abqb.webm
>>724185347>>724185234>tfw you'll never be a depressed handsome white male that gets all the bitches
>>724185531Same, the leaks and spoilers ruined any speculation and theories we might have had. I hope whoever leaked it gets their balls cut off in court.
>replaying the 1st episode>at no point do you see any of the villains plant the bomb on mecha manhmmmMMMMMMMMMM
>inivisinerds wanna marry this and have 12 children with Wtf is wrong with them?
>>724185531Supposedly the clips you see are some kind of "after the choice" cinematics that got data mined.
>>724185642>Wtf is wrong with them?They are retarded, they can't even figure out what a dadbod is.
>>724182152>drinking wine from red Solo cupsHoly white trash
>>724185642>27 years old>12 childrenNever happening.
>>724185032I love the scarf/hood one
>>724185698Red solo cups are iconic though.
>>724185698listen man, robert^2 is just trying to make ends meet
>>724185576sexo
>>724185718not with that attitude
>>724185642Shroud could fix her
So what it looks like is in Episode 3 you're gonna have to cut one member out of the team, either Sonar or Coupe (I dunno why and why those two), and it looks like whoever you cut out will become the villain, who you will then fight in Epi.8 and will have a choice of forgiving or not. Also Episode 8 starts with mole people attacking the city.
>>724182583Im not gonna lie but he is probablly the most likeable lead character from a video game i've played in recent memory
Is Sonar the true autist?
>>724185747I think he will be kicked out of his apartment in later episodes, probably the next one, hence why he brings the dog to work. Broke ass bitch will literally live in the call center.
>>724185698it's actually the only cute thing blonde whore has ever done
>>724185882Yes, he even asks if he is going to eat those twinkies after watching robert get punched. He is some kind of autist.
>>724185907Will robert get paid over time if he technically never leaves work?
>>724185882YeahFelt like a lot of the Z teams was like silent or barely saying anything during ep2Just Sonar, Invisigal and flambae bantering with rob
>>724185882Hes banging Malevola tho so he won
>>724185990He gets paid in Mecha man suit IOUs and monopoly money.
>>724186020>Hes banging Malevola tho so he wonIsn't she a lesbian?
>>724186103He can fix her with his batussy
>>724185852>either Sonar or CoupeThe bat will go.
>>724175460>actually hot black women>can't bang them>get generic good girl and generic rebellious girl instead????
>>724185990SDN is already paying millions to fix his shitty suithes lucky hes getting a wage on top of that
>>724186103Just because she's a lesbian devil demon doesn't mean she can't take bat cock once in a while.
>>724186161Please don't call my wife generic, thank you.
You know, they never say how good the 401k matching was in the training video. Robert really should have inquired about that. If he wants to stop burning through millions of dollars in his MechaSuit he need to have a strong investment portfolio set up and try to live off of the returns he gets off of that. Also he should probably start working some security jobs for rich people, he clearly needs the money.
>Leaks are making /v/ more excited instead of going into Doomer shitpost more Has this ever happened before?
What is this game and why am I seeing it everywhere?
>>724186231>Leaks are making /v/ more excited instead of going into Doomer shitpost moreSpeak for yourself, I hate the leaks and wish it never happened.
>>724186231This is the power of Telltale games.
>>724185852Wait, what leak says we’re gonna need to fire someone?
>>724186216I dont think Robert really gives a fuck about long term investments, he plans to die in that suitHes Mecha Autist
>>724186305>FIRE someoneGoodbye flames hots man, you will not be missed
>>724186257>hurr what gaemUse your eyes and brains, retard.
>>724186305Probably script ones.
>>724186258I hate the leaks for ruining the early thread atmosphere. Day 1 threads were fun.
>>724186341Robert needs to breed and have a heir named Robert Robertson the fourth to continue the MechaMan tradition.
>>724185852Goodbye bird lady, I’m gonna be Sonarmaxxing
>>724185698Faggette
>>724186257It's basically a Telltale game about superheroes.
>>724186341Yeah, but why doesn't he account for Roberto the 4th? That's just ain't right.
>>724186231It helps that a lot of people are actively putting the shit behind spoiler tags (huge thanks to the guys doing that btw) and not just dumping images so its just a matter of spoiling yourself
>>724175773wtf who beat royd?!
Bros...
>>724186484>It helps that a lot of people are actively putting the shit behind spoiler tags (huge thanks to the guys doing that btw)It really is cool that people are actually using the spoiler box for its intended purpose. Most of the time it's just hiding a lewd image.
>>724186341thishe saw his grandpa and dad die in the suit and his death wish genes kicked in
>>724186572Invisibgal being the abusive wife beating her husband robert because no one will take the mans side against a 5'6 woman
>>724186460>>724186414he hadnt considered putting a litter of robberts in inivisigal or blazer yet
>>724186305It's one of the main choices in Episode 3 and happens during the meeting when the whole team is there. The choice is ONLY between Sonar and Coupe, if you fire Sonar he screams like a bat at you (was in one of the trailers), if you fire Coupe she throws one of her smoking knives at the table near you.
>>724185632Wonder if this is meant to be herhttps://youtu.be/bkOJhKpUrWc?t=793
>>724178138>Takes about getting a free drink now and again>Think [Glass him] will be giving him a free drink>You actually attack him instead
>>724186192He is one of the most iconic heroes alive, so it's not surprising that corpos are trying to strike deal with him
>>724176273This is clearly not the old Shroud, this is just Robert's father judging by the build though frankly this is sort of a very overused trope
>>724185032Yeah the left, original, and what they chose in the end is the best. Giving her cool outfits and floating scarves detracts from her being a Z-list shitter and I'll take a nose ring over a bunch of tattoos anyday.
I love the "game" but without the leaks these threads would have died 2 days agoThere is not much to talk about the first 2 chapters
>>724186354I do it for the conversation anon.>>724186450Looks pretty interesting. Think I'll wishlist it. I see things about episodes is this game complete or is it being released episodically?
>>724185852>cut out the YouTuber with the shittiest voice acting or the sexy hitman that flirts with you at the barMmm, decisions, decisions...
>>724186728I'm gonna "chair you" if you keep this shit up.>>724186815You too, goddammit.
>>724186658>Robert and invisigal have been together for two years now>She gets pregnant with a boy>She jokingly says "And he will need a better name then Robert Robertson the fourth">Robert instantly files for divorce.
>>724181279Why is Flam man such a bully magnet in the writing? He's kind of a dick but otherwise he seems chill enough
>>724179563better than nip slip desu
>>724185852I already gave my bonus career point to coupe so its bye bye sonarplus coupe is hot
>>724186709I think another anon pretty much said the same few days ago
>>724186815It will be released full by mid November.
>>724186898>he seems chillHis whole thing is fire though
>>724186692Now I’m curious why those two in particular? Those two must fuck up a mission really bad in ep3
>>724186898Big ego that puffs him up like a balloon means everyone wants to be the needle that pops it.
>>724186919coupe is surprisingly useful and versatile, I think she is my second most used hero behind that pop star one.
>get a game where all the black chicks are actually hot>not romancablean anti-woke win, but at what cost
>>724182063It's great but season 2 never ever
>>724186898See >>724183808
>>724186887>Invisigal casually dies from a bomb planted on her back after giving birth
>>724186898>"did you start the fire?">"No"I love him kek
Some of the villains you can capture in Episode 8 or just over the course of the game:BeefcakeMindfuckerMister FisterSmileMoreWormHeart
>>724186692What an odd choice, I dont know why anyone would choose not to boot sonar unless they're a moistcritical groupie. even from min maxing perspective he seems like the best choice to cut
>>724186987Think shes the only one that starts with good mobility and like half the missions so far needed decent mobility
>>724186992It will come out eventually. It's a Epic exclusive.
>>724183251She's could just be Spanish or Italian. No ameriindian manlet blood
>>724187026shroud bro...like not cool...at all..
>>724186819Sonar's dispatch abilities are pretty dope though, stack INT and CHR and swap to AGL and STR makes him a good constant sender.Also, he has the best INT stats to start, so.
>>724186937That's not too bad. Heck fuck it I'll pick it up now and give it a go. I haven't played a single Telltale like game since the literal first Walking Dead game. Thanks for the answers.
>>724187105
>>724186819You might be in for a rude awakening with that idea. Charlie hinted during his stream that based on choices his character can be in the game A LOT, ot can just be a side character with not much of a role. So yeah, if you ditch him he will be more of a character in the main story and you will actually hear all of the 2000 lines he recorded, lol
>>724179982its probably just a lot of success/failure lines, and lines that are mission/call specific, AS WELL AS whether he's in normal or bat form at the time (if that actually affects things. i dont know if bat form changes the voice)
>>724183372>>724183745Isn't Robert like 32? 5 year age gap is probably as far as you can stretch acceptable in American media
>a western game that resulted in no bitching about black people and wanting to fuck them insteadWhat a goddamned miracle.
SEXO WITH BOOKBRAAAAAAAAAIN
>>724186898Subversion. He’s introduced as the token bully, but you end up bullying him the whole game instead
>>724187092>It's a Epic exclusive.I thought all of the game devs realized that making their game epic exclusive lost them more money overall.
>>724186572The very first conversation you have with her she says she's wet. She also brings you your favorite donut. She's down bad for mecha dick from the very start.
>>724183808Awesome.
>>72418715926.
>>724187236>She also brings you your favorite donut.I don't think smashing a donut onto your computer counts as bringing you your favorite donut.
>>724183875>>724183942I think his voice stands out enough to distinguish himself from the other characters but yeah it's pretty flat
>>724187159Robert is apparently 26 (don't ask me where the wiki got that info) so Invisigal is one year older than him.
>>724187308She initially brought it to celebrate the mission, but after Robert yelled at her she smashed it
>>724187308Well, he made her mad. What was his retarded tomboy self-proclaimed girlfriend supposed to do?!
>>724184575>her first thought was disease, not pregnancyCan one of you empaths decode this for me?What does this say about her character?
>>724187308She puts in on your desk before you crash out at her and smashes it after.
it's really competently put together from a visuals, voiceacting, sound and music perspective and whateverbut it's kinda sad and ass that they haven't grown up from the same decades old telltale 'your choices don't matter and everything loops back to mean', you know, like that cocktease of choosing on dropping somebody from an apartment balcony and going vigilante killer in the first 5 mins of the game or not then bam, he's actually a supe and completely unharmed, or your first day debrief bitching with invisigirl after the granny donuts case, it doesn't matter what you pick you'll still harp and bitch harshly with incrementally different levels of bitchiness, this sort of fight and realization that you're being a dick when she got you your favorite is demanded by the narrativeI know assets and exponential branching are still the universal bottleneck of all choices and consequencers, especially in fully voice acted and animated spectacles like this, but maybe with generative AI that doesn't have to be the case in the future
>>724183875None of the ecelebs are particularly good but I was actually thinking Critical's the best of them lolHe's the only one that sounds distinct and unique.
>>724187073isnt he the only brainy hero
>>724187472she's a former villain so she assumed rob thought the worst of her (being a whore)
>>724187550Did you even notice that Waterboy is Joel Haver?
>>724187686I'm gonna level with you, anon.I have absolutely zero idea who "Joel Haver" or most of these ecelebs are.I know Critical and Alanah Pearce barely, and that's it.
>>724187472she thought you were calling her a diseased skank
>>724187818He’s the rotoscope construction guy from Smiling Friends
>>724187818You don't know Jacksepticeye?
>>724187686>Can't even say "He could sell snow to an eskimo"I legitimately wanted to call waterboy pathetic in that scene. Something about his complete and utter lack of confidence makes me disgusted with him.
>>724187858>>724187612Low self esteem then.I hope that's not a consistent character trait.
>>724185698>the container changes how it tastes or how much the alcohol effects youlolLMAO even.
What I'm saying is, if it wasn't for the little "speak" icon on their avatars I wouldn't know who was speaking because they all sound the same. Critical's monotone droning voice helps him immensely to stand out.>>724187876Fuck no. Should I?
>>724187901His entire life appears to be helping his like 90 year old grandma and her cats. Chances are she's a nice old lady that says racist shit that he's picked up even if he knows he's not supposed to say it.
>>724188020>Fuck no. Should I?The fact that you know Moist but not Jacksepticeye tells me you're probably a lot younger than me. Surely you know who Pewdiepie is right?
>>724187901The joke is they’re corpo heroes so they can’t make “offensive” jokes
>>724188106I'm 39 and the only reason I know Pewdiepie is because I'm also Swedish. I'm not big on youtube or twitch shit.
>>724188215Well then you basically know how Jacksepcticeye is. Pretty much Irish Pewdiepie from the same era.
Since we are talking about youtubers anyone remember 666TheHeartless666?
>>724188323Except Pewds is based and Jack is woke slop
>>724188323Okay. So he also screams while playing Five Nights at Freddy's or whatever?
What are the consequences going to be when the corpo's own Mecha Man's suit? Getting paid is nice, but are they gonna slap Softbank logos on his suit like Tiger and Bunny? How corporate are they?
>>724185403>>724185252>>724185285Not even that, its not a new idea. Its been tried and it did not work. The studio seems to have this mindset that if they made something really good then it would magically change people's media consumption habits.
>>724188387Well I haven't watched him since I was a teenager so I wouldn't know what he's like now>>724188396Pretty much.
>>724188409Multi month gaps vs a single week gap makes a whole lot of a difference. The latter is way more workable.
>>724188396Amongst many other react videos in that era, correct. Pewds leveraged that popularity into selling plastic crap and candy, jack tried to turn it into an acting career.
>>724188409This game has kinda got me in the mood for another game like it. Is Life is Strange ok? I know the 2nd one is about a trans kid or some shit so I won't play that won but are the 1st and the one with the asian girl ok?
>>724181119>>724181246>NO DONT SUCK MY COCKTo be fair, there's always the fear that she might bite your shaft clean off.
>>724188409Episodic episodes for narrative focused games like this are good, it gives the people enjoying it something to actually talk and speculate about.Of course, if you don't participate in the discussions or theorizing then a all at once release would be better for you. But I still prefer the episodic releases for something like this.
>>724186692Odd choice.
>>724188669I heard it is actually very hard to bite someone's dick off.
>>724186692>It's one of the main choices in Episode 3 and happens during the meeting when the whole team is there. The choice is ONLY between Sonar and CoupeWhy Can't we FIRE the FIRE guy? This is bullshit. Both Sonar and Coupe and more useful then they are.
>>724186819Coupé is probably fucking the midget, who imo is a worse e celeb voice actor and clearly is recording with a different audio set up.
>>724188571Judging by the /vg/ thread, there's a lot to unpack with the characters and plot threads if that stuff is relatable to you. The game itself is incredibly boring- tons of tedium before anything interesting happens.
>>724188905There is a /vg/ thread? How is it, and how are they handling the leaks?
>>724188905>>724188937The life is strange general is extremely autistic and obsessed with yuri
>>724188556>>724188692I don't think water-cooler talk is selling this. The selling point is that jackseptic and moistcritikal are in it and their audience doesn't have the patience to follow along week after week (they wait for charlie or some other tuber to drop a video on the matter).
I think my fondest memory of life is strange is watching that fat retard kill herself in a fire because I never used my time powers to actively prevent bad things from happening to her. "Bad things keep happening to me when you are around!" she says, as if it is my fault that a car got her wet or a ball hit her in the head.
>>724187234Epic shelves multiple millions for exclusivity, it's a great deal for devs that aren't confident in game sales I think>>724187302>>724187334>26Damn, BB is a fucking Hag then at 33
