I've seen enough.GOTY 2025
>>724179161why are people so weirdly defensive about pokemon nowdays?
>>724179161why is sage a ban and why do idiots like OP post twitter screen grabs? we will never know.
>>724179331they genuinely think nintendo is some childhood friend they need to protect instead of a faceless billion dollar company who'd do literally anything for a quick buck
>>724179161dogshit slop of the year award lmao
retards paid $70 for this shit
>Goyslop consoomers consoom 6 million units of goyslop
>>724179571Is that how you used to see them schizobro?
>>724179331It's an extremely bizarre form of cognitive dissonance to be sure. Like just because they liked Pokemon as a kid, it means they must like EVERYTHING Pokemon related ever made, lest their golden perfect memories become tarnished.
>>724179331When you spam the catalog with anti-pokemon threads, you'll draw out the fans.
>>724179161This is actually embarrassing. Particularly for Nintendo fans. How they consistently prove that no matter what Nintendo does to smack them in their faces and shit in their mouths that they'll buy the games anyway is pathetic
>>724179331It's actually the other way around, anon. People are chomping at the bit to be wrathful towards Z-A because it's trendy to do so, probably just parroting some youtuber opinion. The game is actually good, much better than SV and SwSh.
>>724179571it's the opposite actually. nintendo fans know nintendo doesn't care about them, and that nintendo just does exactly what they say they'll do. its the haters who have a parasocial relationship with nintendo and think nintendo has a vendetta against them personally.
>>724179998i wish i was the guy in that bed
>>724179161isn't that half of what SV did
>>724179161>sold less than legends Arceus
>>724180107You sound like a Sonicfag
>>724180160wow you must be the least delusional tendie
>>724179161thats a lot of shit eaters
>>724180223You sound like a looshnigger parasite and an agent of the fucking demiurge, go crawling back into the fucking ether.
>>724180060
>>724180160Bait.
>>724180160>nintendo knows we'll eat up any slop thats why the haters are the bad onesthe absolute state
>>724179824$100Don't forget the DLC
>>724180303What triggered you to post this?
>>724179161That would be funny but sorry tendies it’s called the Sony Awards for a reason.
>>724179331>do it for free discord campaigns>tons of shit posts, literally 10 threads at a time crying about like the textures or the city model or whatever>billions of videos on youtube crying about the game from wannabe content creators>this thread toowhat are you actually talking about retard
>>724180107>it's actually the other way around anon>proceeds to be weirdly defensive about pokemonHuh
>>724180332>>724180372>It's bait! It must be! It doesn't agree with the board "culture" I copy to fit in!Genuinely kill yourself.
>>724180060Comfort from familiarity and consistancy. Imagine being a casual gamer with literally no standards beyond the game doing few things right and having a thing you love. Thats the kind of mindset your working with here. Its so easy to ignore every problem when your satisfactions hinges on so few things.
>>724180385
>>724180439Look how defensive you got over pokemon, this is what he was talking about
https://archive.is/bIsEL
>>724180481>Huh? Huh!? Huh??? What??? WHUH? I'M SUCH A FUCKING RETARD I CAN'T COHERENTLY STATE ANYTHING I'M SO FILLED WITH IRONY AND SHITPOSTING I'VE GONE PAST BEING A HUMAN.
>>724180515What satisfaction?
>>724180483please don't call his schizophrenic headcanon "board culture"
>>724180483yea keep defending your favourite gorillion dollar company you yourself said doesn't give two shits about its customerskeep eating the slop like a good piggy>>724180670he even had to samefag LMAO
>>724180160Not really, I think haters just want to laugh at you people who keep giving Nintendo money despite them not caring about you and doing exactly what they said they'll do (sell $100 games with 20 hours of content).
>>724180801I've told you multiple times not to respond to me. I'm ok with responses in general but I know who you are and you know who I am so this is an intentional act. I will fucking make you regret this if you continue.
If the haters are the ones obsessed with Nintendo, then why are we in yet another thread gloating about the game's sales? This is like the 50th one today, not counting the famitsu spam that's been going since thursday.
>>724180852Who cares about me so i can give them money?
>>724180107>much better than SV and SwSh.That's not a high bar, your standards are sad
>>724179331>defensiveYou mean aggressive. PLA didn't have this much of a seethefest.
>>724181002That was before Palworld doebeit.
>>724180385fuck more dishes
>>724180107You know both camps can be faggots right? In any case I’m more willing to side with the detractors when the subject in question is the most profitable IP in the world. For fuck sales Pokemon has its own board here
>>724179331Because part of the fanbase finally realized how fucking shit the games became and started complaining, but the rest of the fanbase is horrified by the idea of criticizing gamefreak, so they got defensive
>>724180060expect no less from a literal cult
>>724181059The games have only gotten better though.
>>724180852see, you faggots can't resist lying. assuming you're talking about Pokemon its a $60 game, $70 for SW2 version. counting a DLC expansion that isn't out yet in the price is outright lying especially when tons of games nowadays are $200+ if you're gonna count DLC but nobody does unless its to shit on nintendo.
>>724181126Team Cope
THIS IS HOW WE NINTEN-DO IT
>>724181034Which means this shitflinging is artificial.
>>724180902>y-you'll regret thisHe typed calmly
>>724181258We don't sign our posts here.
>>724180910anon, this and at least half the famitus threads are made by haters because they need places to shitpost.
>>724181295Now you're pretending to be something else. Please stop playing games with me.
>>724179161E33fags in shambles
>>724181276Yes that's the whole point.
>>724181235I'm counting the DLC because you will buy it anyway. Unless you're so satisfied with what you got with ZA that you don't want more, which I doubt because you bought ZA in first place.Also, name one $200 game counting its content DLC that's as short as ZA is.
i think people bought it in fear the nintendo would sue them if they didn't
>>724181331So what are the fans doing in these threads? Shouldn't they be ignoring the threads and playing the games?
>>724181348>please stop playing games with meHe asked to another anon kindly
lollmao
I think youtube needs another adpocalypse nut tap to clean up house
>>724181037fucking kek
>>724181732People make straight up lies and baits like this and then wonder wow why do the people who actually play the games say i am wrong and bully me :((
>>724181363what the fuck makes someone this spastic?
>>724181810So you mean it's not $70?
>>724181461I think pretty much any Koei game will get you there.
Marnie best girl
>>724181810you sound like a butthurt faggottypical nintoddller behavior lmao
>>724181893>>724181928Case in point.
>>724181893yeah, it's $60
>>724181928i too am extremely gullible and retarded. any sghitpost that validates my opinion is real
>>724179161Well there you have it. Now what fellow gamers?
>>724181810>gee, i wonder why pigs love slopping up their favourite slopYou think pokefags have standards?
>>724179331Lack of spirituality results in projection of the anima into corpo slop projects
>>724182027you post kluieke a rabid dog and you will die like a rabid dog
>>724181964it's $70
>>724182027Try that again without buzzwords.
>>724180670this is, in the most literal sense, the epitome of /v/
>>724179331nintendo adults
>>724182027>You think pokefags have standards?Of course, they rejected Shitnova after all.
>>724181985>sghitpostbro is literally shaking while typing lmao
>>724181037>>724181272>>724181363good god nintendopes are literally braindead
>>724182116>gee i wonder why these pokemon fanatics pay premium prices for the latest subpar productYou think a person that buys a game based on pikachu being present or not has standards?
>>724181363i laughed at the inflatable mario man lmfao.
>>724182389bro is a pedohow fitting
>>724182431yeah bro 2d drawings are pedo man i also are incapable of distinguishing a drawing from reality haha eyah
>>724182498pedo cope
>>724182389"i am pushing 40 and i am a pedophile"
>>724182581looshnigger cope
>>724180107>better than shit from an ass and poop from a buttVery impressive
>>724181964So you mean the Switch 2 version doesn't exist?
>>724182716You have a Switch 2?
>>724182716that's the one i got for $60 anon, the base game was $50 since i used a voucher.
>>724182581you know you conviced me i would go around trying to convice all 2d loli fans to go for real kids instead
>>724179161That's about a half of Legends Arceus total salesHoly shit!
Dont care still having a blast playing it on my switch 2
>>724182757You don't? Why are you poor?>>724182818>I got the game with a discount so the real price doesn't existI see
>>724182898So you do have Switch 2?
>>724182943Why would I ever buy any Nintendo console?
>>724180107He's right you know.
>>724182898the "real price" is $60 anon, anything more than that is something you chose to pay extra, whether that's the $10 upgrade pack or the $30 DLC.
>>724183095Oh so you don't? Why are you looking to buy Switch 2 games then? Sounds kinda stupid no?
>>724182842you would
>>724179331>3 weeks of "cut all pokemon fans throat OR ELSE">game release, is still ok>OMG DEFENSIVE MUCH MOOOOOOOOOOODS THEY ARE RUINING MY BOARD
>>724183137Where did I say anything about looking to buy Switch 2 games? I'm here only to laugh at ZA being a shit game and the cult buying it anyway.>>724183120Why would you NOT buy the S2 version if you have a S2? Sounds stupid to buy a console and then choose not to buy games made with it in mind.
Are Pokemonfags the biggest consoomers of all time?
>>724183261Why would the price matter if you weren't going to buy the game? Sounds kinda stupid, like crying about Ferrari prices.
>>724183120it's atlus tier greed, tendietroon
>pokemon fans why dont they make better pokemon games? >also pokemon fans buy up whatever puked out shit they put out even if its objectively garbage
>>724183345Every new Pokemon game has been better than the last though.
>>724183261>Why would you NOT buy the S2 version if you have a S2?because the framerate bump isn't worth $10 to you? >Sounds stupid to buy a console and then choose not to buy games made with it in mind.Legends ZA is a switch 1 game made with the switch 1 in mind, so i'm not sure why you're even bringing this up on the topic of ZA.
I will never understand how grown adults could care about this shit or garbage like Harry Potter.
>they only had a budget of 13 million guyscool make the game not full price then.
>>724183410video games in general shouldn't be touched by any self respecting adult
>>724183334lol, if this game was made by atlus the nature changing mints would cost $2.99 each, and gold bottle caps would be $4.99
>>724183518nah - art like E33 is made for adultspokrnon is made for children
It's been crazy to watch the average anon's argumentative skills devolve to that of a dumb broad. Worse, even. Put an attractive man next to something and you like it, put an ugly man next to something and you'll spend the next week seething about it in secret.
>>724183326Because the argument here is not whether I'm going to buy the game or not, it's about the game's price in comparison to its content, and how there's someone saying the $70 version (which is the one that got more than half of those 5.8 million sales by the way) doesn't exist.if you don't believe me, here's the post that started it all: >>724180852Please learn how to argue properly the next time you post ok.
>>724179893yummy! more please!
>>724183725That says 100 which is also a lie albeithowever. Maybe you just dont have an argument.
>>724183389bloody second life has better graphics than this entry what the hell are you talking about?
>>724183280Let's be real that's a pretty sick looking cheeto
>>724183842Graphics don't matter.
>>724180107You're right, it is better than SV and SwShBut that is giving it the award for the shiniest poopI don't watch any pokemon content besides some autistic shit like obscure gen 4 glitches, I just played the game and went "yep its mediocre" and I wish pokemon had a higher standard than this
>>724179331They are subhumansThat's whyWhen religion died these niggers latched to other things That's literally their religion Saying pokeshit is shit it's literally blasphemy to them
>>724183567$30 day one dlc for real content is worse than what atlus does.
>>724183961DLC comes out next year. Try again.
>>724183841Here's a lesson on basic math:70+30=100Hopefully you won't make this mistake again in the future.
>>724184024It's 60 though.
>>724183935>it's shit but i didn't play it i just heard it's shitWhat possesses you to even post this dogshit?
>>724179331Because for some 'people' they've based their entire identities on nintendo products. If they fail then how does that make THEM look!?
>>724184065If the game is $60 then at least 2.9 million of the sales mentioned in the OP don't count.lmao what a flop
>>724184152You are rarted.
>>724184152>still more than DigimonPretty good sales, and Christmas isn't even here yet!
>>724179161OK, now show the amount of returned copies.
>>724184079I just said I played it anonDid most of the dex, post-game stuffWhatever they were trying to do didn't really pan out
>>724179161If this game is as bad as /v/ claims how come all the screenshots of it look so soulful?Have any of you even played it? Surely you at least emulated it before forming an opinion, right?
>>724183615>nah - art like E33lol
>>724184280no.
>>724184337Damn...
>>724184290Its kino.
>>724184335cope lolyou're just mad it isn't on the Shitch
>>724183637i dont even know if its ironic. I dont know what the word for it is anymore. you dont even have to have an image- theyll just immediately claim the opinion they dont like came from someone "brown" as is the buzzword of this era.fully grown white men going on the internet and calling each other brown over videogame graphics. fucking state of the place.
>>724184335nta but im not sure what you're laughing at, E33 is better than every nintendo game released since the turn of the millennium
>>724181037Odds are he's happier than any of the miserable faggots using this board. Good for him.
>>724179331Because it's the highest grossing media franchise ever. If something is THAT popular, it's doing something right. I mean, why would anyone criticize something THIS popular?
>>724179161>>724179331>>724179893"But Z-A's success is eclipsed by Pokemon Scarlet/Violet, which sold an eye-watering 10 million copies within its first week. Z-A's launch sales were also beaten by Pokemon Legends: Arceus, which sold 6.5 million copies, and Pokemon Sword/Shield and Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl, which both sold 6 million."https://archive.is/GmA8N
>>724184401Post your E33 save file.
>>724181002Maybe because PLA was actually good? ZA is a complete downgrade
>>724180107Shills at full force
i never played a nintendo game iml they all look like baby slop
The only arguments retards have against the game are:>I didn't read anything pre-release and got angry the game took place inside Lumiose City>I didn't watch any trailers and bought the game not knowing the buildings are flat (which triggers my graphical autism)There's no intellectually honest argument against Z-A this thread because all arguments are based around a product that shown all its flaws from the start and everyone bought knowing all that. Gamefreak didn't trick anyone into buying the game or hid important technical information. Manchildren are just seething that Pokémon is popular and people loved the game as if Pokémon was a political party or something. Just move on.
>No iconic moments/locations like Pokémon Tower, Giovanni as the 8th gym leader, Red on Mt. Silver, the drought/flood, the entirety of the creation trio lore, characters like N or Ghetsis, etc.>No one cares about region's pokedex>New Megas are glorified meme shit but have no passionate fans>No talk of secrets in Lumiose or ways to diverge from the main path>No images showcasing the soul present in the art styleI guess my NDS is clouding my vision of this new Pokemania we're living under.
>>724184618>There's no intellectually honest argument against Z-A this threadMabel's research: pokemon battles drops this game down 1 full letter grade. There's your first actual criticism of this game for the thread.
>>724184596liking a game isn't what a shill is
>>724179331>>724181002They would've if they had as many games to play as they have now, though I'm sure someone will write an entire essay trying to explain why it's someone else's fault they have so much free time.
>>724184618Here's some critiques:>the gameplay lacks challenge and combat is once again too easy, it didn't fix the core flaw of the series>there's way too much story and characters talk way too much, it's essentially a snoy movie in length>exploration sucks>the city is poorly designed with nothing interesting>they have the audacity to cut out content and resell it laterHow's that?
>>724184760its a tedious grind, but the shiny charm shouldn't be easy to get.
A quarter of nintendo shillers are paid to do so.Remember exactly WHY they removed the IP counter.
>>724184546>save filelol that's not how it works nintoddller
>>7241848411000 is absurd. It should be 500, 600 at most. You literally just need to blast Le Nah for like 10 hours. Not good.
>>724184846mmmph yes daddy ill listen to whatever you say~
>>724184929i can agree with that, although i think they expect you to climb the infinite ZA royale to do it. iirc there's a side quest hidden behind rank 20 anyway.
>>724184847>186 hours on parry slopWow that's just sad.
All of the praise that this game is getting feels so fakeDid I accidentally play the wrong game?
>>724179571thisespecially japanthey take every criticism of nintendo personally boomers with shares gaslighting the entire country into worship japanese corpos
>>724184589>turnbased>no onlineNo, its not.
>>724180551havent played a pokemon game in yearsbut the anti-pokemon faggots like yourself are obnoxious dweebs and need to be stuffed in lockers.
>>724179331Defensive? The entire launch week of the game was nonstop hatred from people who didn't play it and probably don't even own a Switch.
>>724179161>Lower than PLA's first week sales (6.5m)Sad
>>724180607huh?
>>724185068jelly as fuck
>>724185226wwha???
>>724185080Praise? The game's getting review bombed and saying anything postive about it leads to flame wars.
>>724185068Pretty hollow statement in a thread about support for a game whose great stride forwards is adding a dodge roll button.
>>724184847>barely 200 hours of contentweak
>>724184381cringe>>724184847based
>>724184280Anon I like the game and I haven’t finished the post game shit because I work full time if you hate the game and play more than me you’re a RETARD
>>724184618I've gone over my criticisms in more appropriate, less shitposty threadsIt's basically in total that the music is good, but nothing else is quite there. The gameplay in isolation is fine, some rough edges, but the progression is pretty bad, as are the story and presentation. The setting makes no sense either. Was glad to have megas back, but I can't say I care for the large majority of the new designs.Very much a budget side game used for employee training
>>724183615Imagine calling any videogame art to a group of working men KEK.
>>724185339what's pathetic is that screenshothow embarrassing
>>724181059>be a jaded 35 year old who doesn't like video games anymore>still bitch and complain about kids games on the internet>wonder why people find you annoying
>>724185181>turnbasedBeats whatever shit battle system that ZA tried going for>no onlineThis was a good thing. Now you're forced to grind for FOM rewards if you want to 100%. Also, why the fuck would anyone want to play that garbage battle system online? Shit will die as fast as LGPE's and BDSP's online multiplayer didPLA started a great concept but then PLZA went 100 steps back and gave us a shitty mainline but not actually mainline title. I still can't fucking believe that your only tool of movement is the fucking rotom jump, even fucking SV had actual movement options>>724185254These threads are constantly filled with shills and faggots unironically believing that any kind of negative opinions is solely thanks to faggotubers. They refuse to believe that the game is genuine shit
>>724185423tell em hard working man! >>724181037
>>724185339Shit I kneel
>>724185339>>724185565man nintoddllers really do love shovelslop
>>724181059>my opinion is universal truth, you can't possibly disagree with me, you must be scared of gamefreakYou're a narcissist.
>>724179161Big deal. Palworld has sold over 30 million copies and the game isn't even out yet.
>>724185339I'm actually impressed. Do you mostly play Pokemon games? Do you dabble in nuzlockes and rom hacks as well?
>>724185695It died before it came out? Grim honestly.
>I'm actually impressed
>>724185423Imagine thinking that the opinions of retarded cattle matter.
>>724185704>romhacksAaaaand here comes the PC vegans
>>724181363>ywn have enough money to pay some dude to wear a mario costume 24/7
Decaying popularity, didnt multiple other pokemon games sell way more?palworld really did put a curse on pokemon
>>724179161I don't get made about this stuff anymore I just think how based the company is for exploiting mouth breathers. I really wish they'd up the price to $100 next time consumers should be milked into complete poverty.
>>724185704I don't play romhacks but i do play randomizers on emulators. I also do play other games on my PC.
>>724185794You're a subhuman beneath cattle I'm afraid.
>>724185231You think I don't have a PC, Anon? Some of us have better things to do than waste it on parryslop, sorry.
>>724179161Pokémon fans are the Disney Adults of gaming culture. Everyone outside looking in knows they’re fucking embarrassing to look upon, but they don’t notice because they live with their head under the sand in their fandom. Nice safe echo chambers with no challenging thoughts.
>>724185802Hacked consoles can play those. So can chinkhelds.>>724185884Oh neat, yeah randomizers seem fun.
>>724185869 The curse was so powerful it revived Digimon.
>>724185927>Disney Adultswhat caused this term to pop up so much recently?
>>724185802It's been years but I still don't know what "PC vegan" is even supposed to mean
>>724185794>cattleSuch a weird word that's suddenly entered the lexicon, especially when the people that use it seem to travel and think in herds
>>724185973>Hacked consoles can play those. So can chinkhelds.Brown poorfag hands typed this post
>>724186057The samefagging schizo learned a new term to spam.
>>724179161why are people so weirdly offensive about pokemon nowdays?
>>724186001In reality >Digimon - 7 years for 23k sales
>>724186110You mean your post? I know.
>>724186201Oh, so it's just Eric again? He must have evacuated the famitsu thread lmao
>>724179161The bar is underground at this point but PLZA is still the best looking and running Pokemon game we've had to date. It looks like an early PS3 game in some areas even.
>>724186220SV sucked and it became popular to hate on pokemon by default, even if it makes a step forward.
what's more embarrassingdisney adults or pokemon adults
>>724186318>even if it makes a step forward.What's the step forward? I can post my 20 hour long save file if you want, I'm genuinely curious because I haven't seen a single step forward in ZA during my entire playthrough
>>724186347Snoys.
>>724186347Faggots spamming the board and watching sloptubers
>>724180107Literally every single faggy youtuber is spamming their socials calling PZA the greatest game ever created, and only using some random spanish dude crying about megas as their focal point for targeted criticism.
>>724186081its based on the old joke>How do you know someone is a vegan?>they'll tell you. PCfags used to be similarly obnoxious about playing on PC, haven't seen it as much lately, but i'm sure its still a thing in threads i don't go to.
>>724184824>Fair argument but this is an argument relevant to every Pokémon game. There has been news articles about japanese fans complaining about high difficulty in certain parts so this is up interpretation.>It comes with the genre but you could bend this argument into the lack of skippable cutscenes which I would fully agree.>Subjective but you could think that since it might affect your experience with the city.>Subjective, there are certainly a lot of objectives and things to do. If they're interesting is up to the player but you would have to come up with city activities that would catch your interest.>Not really true, the average consumer wouldn't know that but Gamefreak actually internally splits projects between main game and DLC. So the DLC was not meant for the main game at all.By the way, I think the 3rd and 4th ones are the most easily agreeable critiques of yours. The two first ones would feel honest if it didn't come up from someone with experience with Pokémon and the last one is bullshit.
>>724186398>>724186420>already mentioning boogeymansDo disney adults also have boogeymans of their own? Do they yell dreamwokies or something retarded whenever someone insults their garbage?
>>724186057>what caused this term to pop up so much recently?It's the new ragebait for social media algorithms. Nothing will piss you off like seeing an obese millennial prancing through Disneyland wearing Mickey Mouse ears.
>>724179331Because Pokemon sucks and there's a ton to defend.
There's a star in the sky...
>>724186496>Not really true, the average consumer wouldn't know that but Gamefreak actually internally splits projects between main game and DLC. So the DLC was not meant for the main game at all.So considering how the main game cost nothing to make, why can't they make the DLC free?
>>724186682Because the point of products is to make money.
>>724186226 Don’t play coy anon. It is a shock they made another game as a trial at all. It would’ve been like hell freezing over if it came back right into mainstream.
>>724186682why should the devs work for free? you aren't suggesting they not pay their staff right? you aren't some kind of pro-corporate bootlicker who WANTS more exploitation of developers, right?
>>724186081Seems to me like an argument by a severely-obese person. The annoyment against vegans is that they don't consume meat. Somehow this powerful weapon makes sense when used again PC gamers because them emulating everything is somehow playing less?
>>724184847based firefox user
>>724186785Isn't that why you guys hate sony and microsoft, though? Making money is objectively evil.
>>724184824>>there's way too much story and characters talk way too much, it's essentially a snoy movie in lengthIt's even worse when they animate the mothflaps and put in other diegetic noises but voice acting is too much to ask. There are thousands of text boxes and the spoken dialogue is almost as excessive as Persona.
>>724185901
>>724179550You mean announcing a sage? Cause obnoxious faggots would just spam sage over and over.
>>724186901I don't have schizophrenia so i have no idea what you are talking about.
>>724186487It's this. It used to be pc gamers were like vegans in behavior, as they would butt in on every game conversation to try and get other people to convert.
>>724186857>why should the devs work for freeThe love of money is the root of all evil. They should be happy to work for free. Only evil scummy companies like sony or microsoft or steam would want to maximize profit.
>>724179550sage doesn't even work anymore
>>724186998how convenient for your corporate overlords that employees are expected to be "good people who don't care about money" while CEOs are allowed to be dragons hoarding wealth.
>>724187173If they don't like it, then go work somewhere else.
>>724179161just vote with your wallet, bros
>>724179161Were never getting a good Pokemon game again, are we?
>>724186998mentality of a retard would you work for free?
>>724187338You just posted a good game though.
>>724187338OH LAWD HE COMIN
>>724187338kek, same shit happened with my alpha Loppuny, those niggers didn't even bother playtesting their own fucking game
>>724187338We just got one, hopefully the next can keep up, if not be even better
>>724187408>starmie stuck on the stairs >good
>>724187338>normal person: haha it’s too big that’s funny>autist: NOOOOOOOOO WHERE IS THE QA
>>724187282congratulations you just created the western games industry where everybody with talent quits and your studios end up worthless 3 years after they make their first good game.
>>724187540>big Pokémon have a big hitbox
>>724187389The 4chan janitors work for free, and they keep the website up and running.
That's nice, I bet if you ask them for a source you'll get blocked.
>>724185339How tf do you get 520 hours out of BSDPShiny hunting?
>>724187338This would make a hilarious gag for the anime. Even an after credits joke where it's still trying to run up the stairs.There was another clip where Krokorok clipped through the wild zone barrier, and spent 50 seconds trying to get back inside. You could see the code panicking in real time.
>>724187338Youtuber!!!!!!
>>724187630this is not an excuse
>>724187603Maybe they shouldn't be bloodthirsty leeches who only care about profit.
>>724187804>i wants devs to have to work a second job so they cant put all of their focus into the game they are making this is how stupid you sound
>>724187785Baring the first part where the model does not match the collision at all when going up the stairs, why would you expect our poor, heroic company to simply animat it bending over or adjusting to enter things? You're literally worse than a Zionist.
>>724185695Those were players on gamepass you retard
>>724187990>i wants devs to have to work a second job so they cant put all of their focus into the game they are making Sounds like a skill issue. Suffer for your passion.
>>724187804you've got that backwards. employees are by definition motivated by profit, you pay them for their work. you faggots trying to flip that around are fucked in the head. why would people show up to work if you aren't going to pay them? it's called "work" because its not something you just do for fun.
*SSSSSHHHHHBLUUURRRBLUUURRRBLUUURRRSHSHSHSHBLUUURRR*
>>724188076people have to eat you moron
>>724187540Just call it back into ball and throw out again?
>>724188043it actually is a pretty crazy thing to ask, that the devs make ~300 unique animations for pokemon to squeeze through narrow areas and climb up narrow stairs because of all the different anatomies pokemon have.
>>724187408>>724187414>>724187562Amazing, SV managed to properly educate the fanbase into believing that bugs are actually a good thingForced expshare is good, lack of postgame is good, national dex cut is good, bugs are good. Shit is so bad that I can't even make a prediction of ways that gen 10 will further lobotomize pokefags.
>>724188094>>724188169>it's called "work" because its not something you just do for fun.Funny, indie devs would often work for free all the time. Even the ones that have a price tag will spend decades putting out free content just because they feel like it. Look at Stardew Valley for example.Sounds like a skill issue to me.
>>724187741Yeah man.
>>724188175stop making excuses for shoddy design
doug is acting like a commie again
>>724188260Mega Starmie is an excellent design.
>>724188313>Valve is le bad for making money off of steam market and hats>BUT IT'S GOOD WHEN OTHER COMPANIES WANT TO MAKE MONEY
>>724188214They cut Pokemon partially to avoid unique animations, but if the poor, overworked animators couldn't animate it, what does that have to do with just make the Pokemon phase through things to avoid the issues?
>>724188218Every game has bugs anon.
>>724188393I don't remember saying that.
>>724188353>Patrick star but blue
>>724188175You can't even do that most of the time, the game loves shoving a huge ass switching cooldown if you decide to use a move. I use a move against a mon, my mon moves to my position to perform the move because I don't fucking know, its gets stuck in some random ass mesh, he proceeds to move in place for 10 seconds before finally deciding to launch the move from that spot while I am completely prevented from switchingI got tired and now I face tank enemy mons with my actual playable character just to prevent that shit from happening again. Brilliant battle system
>>724188527Patrick star is very iconic and loved.
>>724179161I don't really care but it'd be funny to see. Imagine the seethe.
>>724188552Position issue.
>>724188221they do that in hopes of one day doing it for a living are you retarded or does mommy serve you all your meals so you dont know how life works yet?
>>724188258Nice. I never had the attention span to shiny hunt lol
>>724179161nortubel lost
>>724188424Nothing is perfect, thats why you were born, you obtuse hack.
>>724188768Such is life man.
Pokemon killed my dog
>>724188641Yeah, my bad for not knowing that my faggot mon couldn't climb up the 1 feet high elevation that I was standing on when giving the commandI learned how the game works though, so now my trainer simply eats all of the nuke moves just to maintain a good position
>>724179161>This game fucking sucks>Buys it anywayWhy are poketards like this?
>>724188860Well, it's better than the previous bad game.That's worthy of supporting.I don't know man, same thing with other nintendo IP's where people will buy trash just because it's associated with their childhood.
>>724188674>they do that in hopes of one day doing it for a livingAnd their lust for money ruins the industry. What a shock.
>>724189030>Well, it's better than the previous bad game.SV is better
>>724187338It wasn't already obvious enough after XY came out?
>>724189096so how do you propose a dev feeds themselves?
>>724189260That's not my problem.
>>724189407you are a child
>>724186347I don't typically interact with Disney adults so I don't know what general behavior you can expect from them but Pokemon adults radiate the same energy as that bullied kid who, when called a faggot, starts hitting on their bullies thinking that it's good comeback. At least Disney, for as strange as they can be sometimes, come more across as relatively stable adults with jobs and spouses while Pokemon adults have now entered the phase where their only defense at the never-ending but justified criticism that they keep enabling slop is to double down in being freaks in the hopes that the people just get sick of bullying them.
>>724189131SV does some things better like story and player freedom. but overall PLZA has less game-ruining flaws.
>>724189507Getting a lot of fag energy from this post
>>724188218well adjusted people can look at something like that, laugh and move on because this isn't their first video game or even their first video game developed by game freakkarens might start complaining and demanding their money backwhatever the fuck this online hysteria is that is coming from people who don't even play the game is absolutely subhumanwhole party exp share is a great quality of life featuretrying to run a full party in black/white without any kind of exp share was mind numbingnone of the pokemon games are difficult 6 years olds were beating rby with no issues and no internetsending out a pokemon and switching every battle is retarded designit being forced or optional I have no opinion on as games where you could turn it off I never bothered tonobody who plays pokemon has ever said that post game is badthere are over a thousand pokemon at this point and SV has like 90% of them in the gameZA is a low effort and low risk spin off where GF can try something new and is meant to keep people busy until the next mainline gamebugs that have zero effect on your playthrough, that don't fuck with your save or prevent you from progressing in the game are generally a complete non issue
>>724188068So it counts Seems like a W
>>724189541>but overall PLZA has less game-ruining flaws.That's solely because PLZA is so fucking nothing
>>724180009What anti pokemon threads all i’ve been seeing is gooner bait threads from them more than discussion
>>724179161pokemon is the japanese call of duty. zero surprise
So I was told that pokemon doesn't check if pokemon come from a pirated ROM/game. if so do you think that when switch 2 emu becomes a reality we will be able to acess online stuff from it?I am asking cuz I clearly remember when I was playing Dying Light(pirated) I had some sort of online event bothering me in the mission selection screen.Oh laso, there is currently a fem ralts to claim in AZ online due to the gardevoir short.
>>724179893Tell us what goyslop you consoom so that you may approve of our consooming of said goyslop.
>>724179161That be so fucking funny. Now I want that to happen.
>>724185387I guess food critics and inspectors are retards as well since its their job to check the quality of things just like game reviewers and the audience its their job to dictate if it its bad or god
>>724189725>trying to run a full party in black/white without any kind of exp share was mind numbing>none of the pokemon games are difficult 6 years olds were beating rby with no issues and no internetread>the game was easy as shit for 6 year olds, so making it 300% easier is completely fucking justified because... it just is okay?
>>724190250I hope you don't actually follow any food critics seriously.
>>724189978>pokemon doesn't check if pokemon come from a pirated ROM/gameits not that they don't check, its that its really fucking easy to beat the checks because pokemon still use a save data structure from the game boy era.
>>724189725That is a big wall of cope to defend a very low effort game. Didn't read btw.
>>724190389ehhh half half. They don't check if the pokemon comes from a pirated rom from the most famous piracy sites(somehow) but they WILL know if you cheated the pokemon with pkhex(or whatever)
>>724190414Not like detractors could read anyway, you still parrot the 1 city model.
>>724190472>but they WILL know if you cheated the pokemon with pkhexonly if you're retarded and do something like make a starter the prof gave you that was in a cherish ball.
>>724190503The game is terrible and you have no standards.
>>724190639Moon is made of cheese and dinosaurs are still living with us.
>>724190305eliminating the need to do the dance because you didn't rotate through your whole party is an improvement yesfighting wild pokemon for experience is a waste of time
>>724190351No shit i take their advice if they say a restaurant is in bad condition or if the food has the potential to poison the eater or make them sick and its up to the listener to decide if they want to go there or not you retard
>>724190773Show 5 latest places where your favorite critic said the food was poisonous.
>>724180107>People are chomping at the bit to be wrathful towards Z-A because it's genuinely a shitty product with less care put into it than Sonic 06.
>>724190773>no, anon, stop!>didn't you listen to asmongold?>you will DIE if you play the new pokemon game!
>>724179331>nowdays
>>724179161>5.8 mil>.7 less mil than legends arceus at 6.5 mil in its firstHoly fvck it's over for pokemon...
>>724179331People will say it's because they do the same shit over and over again and is one of the slowest evolving game series of all time, but no; it's because there is no more egregious case of Pokémon's bullshit in the entirety of human entertainment, and I mean that shit literally.Pokédrones insisted for a decade and a half the reason it's so slow to evolve is because it's a budget series. The profound irony in this statement is that Pokémon is the single most profitable IP in the history of entertainment. Humans have collectively never made a fictional universe ever that makes more money than Pokémon. It makes more money than Spongebob, Harry Potter, Fortnite and Minecraft. Literally any other franchise to out innovate Nintendo and Gamefreak did it on a tighter budget. Pokémon is made on a budget because Nintendo is cheap and Gamefreak is too prideful, that's it, that's all there is to it.
>>724179161I preordered it thinking I might play it at some point.Best Buy fucked up and gave me three (3) preorder bonus things.
>>724181810Where’s the lie?
>>724179161I think what people have to remember is, games don't necessarily have to be technically proficient (e.g. grafix) or even well designed gameplay wise in order for people to like them.Minecraft started out as a 3d voxel based lego building simulator/absolute barebones survival alpha game and it still became one of the more successful franchises in the world without even progressing that much further than that.To this day, kids will pick up a stick in the woods and enjoy swishing it around like a sword, just because something about it is fun, despite the fact that its quite literally just a muddy twig.People just like Pokemon
>>724190767>fighting wild pokemon for experience is a waste of timewell yeah, trainers give more XP.
>>724191281
>>724190874Where tf did i say favorite critic i said if a critic says if "a restaurant has the potential to poison or cause them to get sick" because most restaurants in America don’t usually follow all the protocols and usually don’t clean their restaurant like one time i went to cici’s pizza and it was infested with a bunch of house flies in the kitchen and dining area and this time i went to a mexican restaurant and there was a dead rat in a corner which is why im going to take some critic reviews with face value despite even if the food is good
>>724185692lol
>>724191402Damn that's crazy, anyway no dead rats found here.
>>724191454The image doesn't address anything I said third world bro.
>>724191335Don't get why they do this.Cleanness would be one thing IF power washers didn't exist.
>>724179161Pokemon is objectively bad. Look at new horizons. animal crossing doesn't even have 1/100 the worth of pokemon as a franchise yet the game sells more. the game sales are mediocre for a 1st party nintendo title.
>>724191624Sounds like Horizons and Animal Crossing just arent as good as Pokemon.
>>724179571>nintendoGame Freak.Nintendo is literally out there in leaked documents begging GF to let them help make pokeman games or even let SE or other Japanese companies help them with technicals / graphics so they look or run better and they simply refuse.Nintendo is basically stuck having to give them that old "Nintendo Seal of Quality" meme from the old days because they only partly own pokemon even if GF quality is shite comparative to normal Nintendo products.
>>724191513>ign score as proof of good
>>724191894Suddenly food critics don't matter?
finally a reputable reviewer I can trust thank you for your service felipe the pesos should arrive on your account by monday
>>724191932not if they have a horrible reputation
>>724191624New Horizons is an outlier because it literally came out the weekend the WHO declared Covid-19 a global pandemic. The next Animal Crossing could sell 20 million copies and /v/ will still insist it underperformed because NH sold 50 million.
>>724191513Thing is i never said you couldn’t try to experience it but i also know damn well this isn’t 100% true since there’s barely any clarification and on a second note why tf would you take ign reviews seriously they’re literally the shittiest reviewers in mankind right behind the one that shouldn’t be named
>>724192049IGN are well respected.
>>724191823New Horizons sold more than the last 3 pokemon games at 48 million.
>>724191865Oh yeah, They gotta find a way out of that cuck hole though. just look at how many people blame nintendo despite the leaks.Like there's gotta be a way for nintendo to get more control over game freak, maybe they could buy the entire company?
>>724179161wont even be mentioned at the game awards
>>724192114Have they tapped into the merch market, where Pokemon makes most of its money?
6m for pokemon? What happened?
>>724192110not even close they are well known for laughably inaccurate review scores
>>724192276True it should be way higher but oh well.
>>724192117>buy out the biggest IP on the planetLiteral never ever.
>>724192318play better games and your standards will raise
>>724192421Like?
>>724192410>this was 1 year agoman, time flies.
>>724180107people enjoyed arceusI know, it sounds crazy, but if you look at the scores and how people reacted to it, this is clearly different, there's always going to be a loud minority, but now the game is clearly just shit and most people simply don't look at it the same waynot that it matters, pokemon is a brand for millenial women to play doll with, not an RPG, and it's been that way for decades
>>724181272that's actually pretty good, that's an insane balance right there and he must've trained pretty hard to reach this level now here's to hoping he puts as much effort into his less pointless skills, and he'll have a good life
>>724192669Arceus came before Palworld and youtuber hate though.
>>724184618>There are no criticisms against the game because I’m a slop-loving nigger!Uh-huh…
>>724192467Silk SongPalworldDigimonPersona/SMTAny Rockstar gameAny Fromsoft gameAny Valve gameOriginal Thief and Thief 2Hotline MaimiMinecraftTerrariaAny Gache game (they are all shit but still better than modern Pokemon)The Sopranos: Road to Respect (also shit but still better than ZA)
>>724192107Arceus also had a covid boost but still couldn't get anywhere near new horizons. It released at the peak of covid at 2022.
>>724193356Played all of those and standards are the same.
>>724192669>but now the game is clearly just shitthis game is better than Arceus in every way.
>>724183389Bait used to be believable
>>724193482Doubt it
>>724194090In fact made my standards higher and now i only appreciate Pokemon more.
>>724189507Posted this a while ago and I'm glad to see that the Pokecultists in this thread keep proving my point. My only mistake was assuming that they're genuine cultists as opposed to bots that won't diverge from their programming but at this point, tomato tomahto I suppose.
>>724185339>random terraria review has 3k hoursI wish there was a way to search nintendo reviews so we could see how many hours people rack up with these games. I'm sure I've seen people with 15k hours in factorio.
>>724179161The normies far outnumber those in the know anymore. They don't care if it's slop. They'll keep eating it up like the piggies they are.
>>724194185Case in point.
>>724183280That doesn't necessarily look like Charizard even. It could be any dragon
>>724194259nvm. I found one with 40k hours.
>>724193572glad you're enjoying itit's still really, really shit, it's not about being better than arceus, it's about the fact that arceus had some ambitions, this one is worse than arceus in many ways except for the graphicsnot that it matters anyways, I'm pretty certain the fact that gamefreak is going all in on other games is proof that pokemon will either die and/or switch hands soon enough, which can only be good (in case of death, accelerationism, in case of changing hands; it can only go up from there)
>>724181037he should be slam dunking those paychecks into btc so he's not on the streets when his mom kicks the bucket
>>724179161i haven't boughtered a pokemon game since my GBA could no longer play them. i just jerk my cocklet to the critters sorry.
>>724182586based pedo
>>724180107When you're expecting the game to be a complete train wreck, it seems to be pleasant surprise when it ends up being just pretty alright. That's the same way I felt tring out Arceus, and I imagine that's the same effect here.Arceus, for how visually awful that game looked, it did a good job at making catching pokemon and hunting them down fun again.I haven't seen any glitch compilations of ZA floating about, so that at least gives me the impression that the game actually got half-decent QA time..
>>724179161The game is so bad and playing it makes me feel like I am in hell.The combat system is ASS and never fucking works, pokemon will just run off buildings and then repeatedly respawn midair, stuck in a loop of falling off the building over and over againThe lockon system doesn't work for shit, if you want to fight something next to a mega stone crystal? Good fucking luck, it will ONLY lock onto the crystalsThe animations are ass, the game lags like shit, there is a noticeable delay in button input on the Switch 1 version, all the shops are just menus, shit some of the displays on the menus RENDER OVER THE PLAYER, the AI for both your pokemon, enemy pokemon, and enemy trainers plays like shovelware slop right outta 2006, this game is awful in every conceivable way for a pokemon game!
>>724192971Pokemon has been in a sharp decline long before Arceus, you know. Even around the time LA came out, BDSP was there to remind people the series was dying even despite how promising Arceus looked.
>>724195939>I haven't seen any glitch compilations of ZA floating aboutOnly because 4chan has a 4 MB file size limit so I am restricted to screenshots.
>>724179161i can't believe it. this legit makes me sad. this will just embolden pokeshit into making even worse games in the future. a multi-billion company, no less.
Game-freak could literally make an Underwater Motion Controlled Escort Mission Game that is a literal sub 5/10 starting Pokemon and it would still sell millions because that how mentally ill Pokemon fans are.
>>724179161$70 for what could be a 3gb mobile game if optimized to even 2015 standards.
>>724197025/v/'s favorite gen 5 was a flop (probably why this board seethes over pokemon so hard) so I doubt it.
>>724196709that's not a glitch, he's just standing on the crystals.
>>724194587>proof that pokemon will either dieIn what conceivable universe will Pokémon be allowed to die? It's a golden goose and I would think everyone would love to get their hands on an IP that would only require the barest minimum tweaks for it to receive critical acclaim and financial success.
>bug fiesta>bad graphics>Small worldmap>Lazy 3D modeling>Shit story>Broken gameplay>Ugly new designsWhat does it take to take down pokemon? They don't have a single remediable trait besides the name
>>724197354Its conglomerate of investors are too powerful and will never allow it to die. That's like saying Amazon will go under one day.
>>724197247+$30 Day One DLC (you get accessible content upon pre-ordering in the form of unlockable outfits, so it is indeed a day one DLC) + Nintendo tax + tip + Pokemon Home sub + Nintendo online subscription (reminder, several mega stones such as Greninja are not only locked behind the paid online, but behind being a compsweat and ranking all the way up to rank K! Gotta shill pokemon champions and Nintendo Online somehow!) And remember, YOU are the bad guy here if you don't like any of this! That's right, if you disagree with any of Pokemon Legends ZA you are just some hater Sony shillbot!Holy shit I hate pokemon fans so much it's unreal, and I say this as someone that likes Pokemon quite a bit.
>>724197485it's pretty crazy to think most of /v/ doesn't remember a world before pokemon.
>>724197343>broken hitboxes aren't a glitch, they're a feature!Holy copeNext you'll tell me this NPC clipping into a wall is fully intentional and an intended game mechanic as well
>>724197536you lying niggers are never gonna change what day 1 DLC means. its downright disgusting that you keep trying.
Is the game as small as it looks? I really can't believe the town is so fucking small
>>724197536>behind being a compsweat and ranking all the way up to rank KI did not no that. That's fucking asinine.
>>724197637>pay 30 whole dollar>get immediate content upon game release with the promise of more laterYou're right, it's not DLC, it's more like a drip-fed battle pass lmaoooooooooooooo
>>724197615it's just how games work you retard. its not a glitch because there's no error, the code is working exactly as designed. Nobody calls capes clipping through armor "a glitch" in games that have that, you're trying to spin a narrative and its a bit sad you're digging so far to find "glitches" that exist in pretty much every 3D game.
>>724180372>slopMeaningless buzzword at this point, used to insult anything the user in question doesn't like.
>>724197687https://vxtwitter.com/SerebiiNet/status/1978702448714752009
>>724197698this shit was industry standard for 15 years now and you faggots ate it up, but its a problem now because nintendo is doing it. No matter how you reply you and i both know you've bought games with "pre-order bonuses" that are Day 0 DLC and you've praised them to high heaven >inb4 no i haven'tyes you have faggot.
>>724197876>and you faggots ate it upYou are the only one who is eating it up lol
>>724191030nta, but I'd agree with him. I noticed the fanbase got far more defensive around SwSh. Before then, I could hate on whatever new pokemon games released and receive very little pushback on it. Once SwSh came around it was like a switch flipped and everyone became fervent overnight.
>>724196630don't forget the puerile story where you're enslaved to a loan shark and the game forces you to praise them as they order you to beat up protestors
>>724197741>working perfectly as intended
>>724197876>Using whataboutism then you shouldn’t be praising either i don’t understand why you fucks always use whataboutism instead of common sense "OH THE OTHER PEOPLE DID IT BACK THEN SO ITS ALRIGHT IF WE LET OTHERS DO DO IT AND CONTINUE THE CYCLE" like fuck no let both suffer and end the cycle
>>724197637There making the DLC available for purchase DAY ONE. And what's more, you can't play it. Isn't that traditional Day 1 DLC, but worse?
>>724196709That's not what a glitch, a character standing on air because a platform hitbox extends too far is intended behavior. For intended behavior that's funny or weird, the descriptor of "jank" is more appropriate.Shit like webm related is a glitch.
>>724179571Every time you retards say this it's obvious projection. You're really not doing yourselves any favors.
What's got everyone so dramatic now?
>>724198226I have two more here for you
>>724198226>>724198634>inb4 "b-b-b-b-b-buh that's just two examples so it doesn't count! you chud!"Jesus h christ I have never met a more insufferable fandom in my entire 28 years on the internet than Pokemon fans at this point. What the fuck happened.
>>724198226me when booba
>>724198468I'm pissed that I feel like I got fucking scammed for paying $60 for what feels like at best a $10 Shovelware slop game, and Pokemon fans relentlessly defending the fuck out of it, and often being just, complete bitches about it. They lie constantly, they make shit up, they resort to constant whataboutism, I had someone in an earlier thread throw a shitfit about me posting some jank with the game by posting a bug in Witcher 3 and saying "but look at how bad this game on playstation was!" and being just incredibly smug about it.And it's not just 4chan shitposters, I've been seeing freaks like this, behaving like this, unironically, not even baiting like most the freaks in this thread, across the various social medias, on telegram, on youtube comments, on twitter, on bluesky, shit on discord I had someone start spamming people unironic death threats and trying to dox people to the point discord staff banned them all because people were pointing out how mediocre the game is.
>>724198996fell for it
So now that the narrative that Legends ZA sold badly failed, it's just going to be non-stop seethe that people bought it in record numbers, huh?
>>724198996
>>724198996Uh oh! Stinky eric snoy melty melty melty!
>>724179161Has a Pokemon game ever won GOTY? Not a shit post for or against it, I'm genuinely curious.
>>724198350Everyone's been citing verifiable reasons as to how they come to conclusions like that ranging from the price increase alongside the lower quality in content/art style, the evil behavior regarding pocketpair, the adaptation of anti-consumer practices like the aforementioned day one DLC, etc. while you in return simp for Game Freak like they're your powerful and wealthy sugar daddy who throws his weight around and no amount of feminine "yikes, let's unpack that" is going to disprove that. No one sees you as a passionate fanbase who will stick by the game they swear is criminally underrated and misunderstood until they die but rather as people who only care about whether a corporation (one that would feed you personally feet first into a woodchipper if it meant they could see a 25 cent increase and they could get away with it) makes a profit.
>>724199417Every single one of them has without fail.
>>724199091Wait you think OP is supposed to be good news for Pokemon? Lol
>>724199426LOOOOOOOOOOOOL seething poorfag sour grapes snoy brownoid LOOOOOOOOOOOOLAll you can do is cope and shit yourself and project
>>724198686I want more details about the circumstances and cause for the falling through the unloaded area webm, it seems like an actually interesting glitch where the trigger isn't immediately obvious or self-imposed, but I see you've chosen to build a faggot fanboy strawman to be angry at in your mind and I take that to mean you don't actually want to have a genuine conversation about the subject.
>>724179331
>>724199537No, which is why it's strange there's so much seethe all of a sudden. Although I guess we both know why.
>>724199563You're the one that keeps trying to dismiss my reports of bugs, glitches, jank, and general weirdness encountered in the game very single time.For the unloaded area, hell if I know but I've seen it happen multiple times on the Switch 1 both myself and from friends, though 99% of the time the area pops in before you actually get to it there. Maybe it's some sort of culling issue or something hell if I know, I've had a similar thing happen before in Scarlet. This is, in my case I haven't asked my friends their models, on a Switch 1 OLED.
>>724199537>pokemon has 50x the fanbase of animal crossing>somehow animal crossing sells moreIf pokemon was actually good, it would sell more than all of nintendo's first party titles.
Oh yeah I'm feeling the 80 bucks quality right here
>>724199973AI generated fake post
>>724200032Good goy
>>724179998>extremely bizarre Nah, just regular autism.
>>724199973There is a battle zone barrier below that, camera doesn't show it
>>724199973This is photoshopped, I can tell
>>724199973Do you enjoy posting such atrocious lies all the time you scumbag?
>>724188860We are emotional creatures, not logical
>>724199846>You're the one that keeps trying to dismiss my reports of bugs, glitches, jank, and general weirdness encountered in the game very single time.I replied to you once. Not once did I say any of the other webms were literally nothing, I'm not your fucking strawman.I said that characters appearing to float because of an oversized too large object hitbox is not a glitch.If you play enough video games, you should know that making hitboxes perfectly wrap around an object is not practical to run and usually feels like shit to interact with, so developers make them bigger or smaller to make them easier to interact with.If an attack hitbox is bigger than it visually appears to be, people don't call it "glitchy", they call it janky. That's just a matter of fact, it's not a glitch, it's literally a standard expectation of video games.
>>724199537Sequels always perform worse, the dropoff being minimal shows consistency
Post starmie porn.
>>724179161happy for you still calling out the bull shit given the chance
It's just one fucking tiny city, how cheap can you get to make anything here holy shit
>>724198202the dlc includes outfits which are available now, the story content comes later
>>724200660In what world is such a massive hitbox considered normal? And why do you keep weirdly obsessing over that singular point while ignoring everything else that's been posted?Man, First Post was right about you guys.
>>724200745actual autism, kiddo.
>>724200745AI generated fake video
>>724200858Go choke on a dick dude
Stop. Saying. Bad. Things. About. Pokemon. Legends. Z-A. This. Is. Your. Final. Warning.
>>724199537I don't think Game Freak is concerned.
>>724200745>projecting this hardMaybe stop being so cheap that you play this on a switch one you poorfag.
>>724179161I had fun.
>>724198634is this switch 1 gameplay? like the game just cant load fast enough on the switch 1?
>>724201139Yes, and I guess that would be the best guess for it
>>724201052But all of this is still on switch 1 thoughbeit and im not even that anon this thread isn’t really proving the "we aren’t slop eaters" wrong at all
>>724201073I didn't
>>724201210Silence, filthy disgusting poorfag.You can only speak in this thread after you have purchased a Switch 2 and the Switch 2 version of Pokemon Legends: Z-A
>>724200854You were accusing me of arguing and believing things I didn't, so I continued to elaborate on the thing I did argue to further reiterate my point on fixing your poor understanding of what a glitch was in your initial post.I identified that I was arguing with a bad faith retard from the get go, and yet I still replied anyway, so I suppose you win.You wasted 30 minutes of my Saturday Night that I could've spent playing Katamari instead.
>>724201206probably the same thing happened with SV where the console couldn't handle loading shit, GF is pretty bad at optimization I guess at least the switch 2 mitigates that a bit until the games start being made for the switch 2 exclusively
>>724201283Im good i love my wallet and my dignity you can enjoy your plastic paper weight until the following weeks
>>724201313The ">inb4 "b-b-b-b-b-buh that's just two examples so it doesn't count! you chud!" wasn't directly towards you personally you socially retarded fag, have you seen the state of the thread here? I was absolutely expecting people here to try to make that as an argument, because that has happened on other threads,This whole damn time you and several others in this thread have, as the first post rather accurately pointed out, been acting weirdly defensive about this game. Like damn. You'd rather go get in a hissy fit over something not even related to the content on display, almost as if to distract from it.
>>724201320It is also on cart, not digital, because I like being able to resell or gift something when I am fully done with it (another reason I've avoided the Switch 2 so far with that keycard bs) so undoubtedly that hasn't helped either.What a mess this launch has been. I wonder if they'll bother patching any of this or just leave it as is and release gen 10 soon. Much like how most of the patches for Scarlet/Violet were to...remove duplication methods, and other generation bugs that people used to have fun lmao.
>>724201597A bit off topic but when the fuck is Nintendo going to add options to buy games as gifts for friends, like what Steam does.
>>724201597I havent seen any like actual gamebreaking shit in my playthrough so far but I did see one actual save bricking bug someone ran into that will probably get patched. I doubt we're going to get gen 10 for at least another couple years.
I have anti-Gamefreak fatigue
>>724201710They had the option back then on the wii u but i don’t remember seeing the option to do so on the switch 1
Every single poster that has had any issue with this game is having it due to running a pirated beta copy on a shitty chinese emulator. That's just how the facts are, simple as.
>>724201791>Shit that will never ragebait people can anons actually come up with a more creative ragebait than copying a term and spamming it 24/7 on every thread
>thread nearly reaches it's end>everyone just stops postingBunch of damn (You) farmers here
>>724179161>Sold less than the unity slop remake outsourced to no-name subcontractors >Sold less than than every other switch Pokemon game except kusoge like Pokemon Snap and the niche Mystery Dungeons DX gameIs this supposed to be impressive?Embarassing
>>724181037>Severely autistic manchild works to fund his hobby instead of funding it on taxpayer dollars>Mother, proud her son with no realistic 'proper' future is doing something. Posts it in a Facebook support group for people and parents dealing with the same thingLiterally what is wrong with this
>>724184432Misery is a sign of high intelligence
>>724179161>6 million units>6 million poketroonsit's terminal
>>724179161Do kids even play this shit anymore or is it largely millennials?
>>724203242it's all millennials, scalpers beat up all the kids when they were trying to get pokemon cards
>>724197615>>724196709If some clipping is the worst you're seeing it's a higher quality than normal modern pokemon game
>>724203391>>724198634>>724198686
Not buying.
>>724179331Gamefreak has buckbroken Pokefans for at least two generations straight.
>>724203531That's because you can't afford to sour grapes thirdie. All the more for us REAL pokemon fans :3
>>724203842I'm playing the game just to not seem sour grapes, but it's very mid. I agree that only braindead pokefans will enjoy it. Unfortunately, I count myself among them.
>>724180107>The game is actually good, much better than SV and SwSh.This is exactly why people need to be more critical of Pokemon and Game Freak. Like it's hard to be better than those trash games.SwSh are just laughably bad games in general on top of being bad Pokemon games.SV has a bad open world that actively discourages you from treating it as such, and the best way to go through Paldea is to treat it linearly and go through the badges in order.
I paid for SV and regretted it so I won't buy ZA. I have been vehemently against romhacks for years but I think it may be time to swallow my pride because even the fanfic games made by 10 year olds are probably better than any modern release.
I'm at a weird point with the game.I find myself enjoying it, but also wishing for more. It's kinda making me want to go back and play S/V at this point.The thing I'm missing is the connection to the Pokemon ironically. The way you catch and raise them in ZA is just so lacking in a sense of importance.Outside of my Starter, none of the Pokemon I've caught have left a strong impact on me and made me think "yeah, this is for my final team". I have a lot of Pokemon I use for various fights and swap out a lot more, but I don't feel they're partners the same way I do in a mainline game.Like, when I look back at other Pokemon games I played, I remember certain bro-mon from each run that stood out. Appletun in one game, Magnezone in another, Dragalge in another, etc. But that just hasn't happened in ZA despite being like halfway through the game.
>>724179331More like why are people so defensive of multi national mega corporations nowadays? I assume they know that these corporations hate them right?
>>724203842Not buying.
>>724179331*OffensiveLiterally every video about Pokemon is a Snoyboy circle jerk
>>724182324>>724181858This is your life, snoyboy; getting mad at somebody else success LOL.
>>724186560>Nothing will piss you off like seeing an obese millennial prancing through Disneyland wearing Mickey Mouse ears.Who are you fooling? Envy is a deadly sin. Majority of people whining about this cant even afford to go to Disney World let alone see these people.
>>724197445>bug fiesta>bad graphics>Small worldmap>Lazy 3D modeling>Shit story>Broken gameplay>Ugly new designsBut enough about Palworld
>>724179998>father juice
>>724179161Based. Here's to more pokekino games!
>>724179161>Sold less than SV.>Scored less than Arceus.>Pokefags are celebrating a loss.LMAO. The desperation!These numbers are a flop for Pokémon, which managed to sell 10 million in three days.Z-A was a complete failure in comparison.
>>724207718Z-A sold less than Arceus too.LESS THAN ARCEUS!Z-A might as well kill the Legends series.
it's almost as if graphics don't matter.
>>724208598It only matters when its not Pokemon to them
>>724206845>Actual bigger map>working gameplay>a actual decent wilderness>decent models >not the new megas besides mega hawlucha and chesnaught Thats the only ones you’re wrong about
>>724180107>Basic bitch waifu pokemon>B-b-but ZA is actually good!You faggots are so pathetic
