Try Princess Peach lip gloss
>>724184673Uh, im a guy so.....
>>724184673That bitch got a wider jaw than me...also gtfo japan while you're at it gaijin filth
>>724184789Femboys can use it too.
>>724184789Same. But my lip balm is kinda pink. It makes me look more awake.
>>724184870She kinda ugly but your children would have a fucking giga chad jawline.
>>724184789This is your call to troon out
>>724184673autogynephilia thread
>>724184823would but I have a sneaking suspicion this is one of those "I'm pretending to be something unthreatening so that you will open the door for the 12 armed men in the bushes" kind of situations
>>724184987I mean sure, if the children all turn out to be boys... but the girls would be cursed lol
>>724185041>something unthreateningthose whales look... UNthreatening to you anon?if one of them trips and falls on you, you'll either die or get your bones shattered lmao
>>724184673I use this on my daily life a a guy
>>724185050You never want a daughter that's too pretty anyway.
>>724184823When she gets really close, her eyelashes look like Shrek's ears and she looks like Shrek.
>>724184673that's a man
>>724185050This is the fatal issue women make when it comes to partners. Probably because they're the fucked up kind of "people" that want to fuck their sons.
>>724185041>pretending to be something unthreateningDoing a terrible job of it.
>>724184789just say you're buying it for your sister/gf, no one will notice
>>724185232You'd make a devilish dad. Kinda based in a sense lol
>>724185412No one will even ask.
>>724184673Does anyone else own the Princess Peach jacket?
>>724184823>>724185262I dunno, i can only see a goldfish, gasping for air.
>>724185696I see a clown
>>724184823why are they doing that?
>>724185696You can not convince me that isnt Shrek
>>724185679is this just a collectors item or do you go outside while wearing this?
>>724185475>anon gets sick reps and mad gains, and raises his daughter to be super girly with a heart of gold, but she's also the female equivalent to Beefslab McLargeHugeShe's a good dancer, at least.
>>724186041I've worn it a couple times, but mostly the former.It's not as faggy as it seems
>>724184673I wonder what part of china that kind of poisonous lead filled goop came from
>>724184673nortubel tier lips
Mung Us
>>724187834>you look lonely
>>724184789put it on an onahole then
>>724184789you can use it on your dick just like lipstick
>>724184673I hate peach so no
>>724187834I have the blue and red octopus
>>724184673Where
>>724188345Which one do you recommend
>>724187834based
>>724188345According to Reddit it says it’s a no go, it will stain the onahole.
>>724185050*hits pipe*
>>724192867you can't post this, it's literally antisemitism
>>724188345how
>>724184789Apply/clean it only in your room and make sure the door is locked
>>724184673Buying this to put lipstick marks on my cock and pretending like Peach has been sucking on it
>>724192867kek
>>724195194And on your anus like she was giving you a rimjob
>>724184673AGP girlies...
>>724195724Yes
>>724195505Exactly. Just about every inch down there, all over my balls too like Peach was my personal slut
>>724185696
>>724184987don't men get their dick size genes from their mother too? you must be kind to your sons by marrying an orc.
>>724198389For real?
>>724198668its the truth.
>>724199294how does that workclit power?
>>724199360Well, my dick is 6"... so, doing the math, since my mom has 0" of dick, my dad must have a 12" cock.
>>724195724hi
>>724199616crazy
>>724199616wut
>>724199616>my mom has 0" of dickdoes he know?
>>724199616Your mom and dad both had a 3" dick, they just combined powers to make your six incher
>>724192867>>724193057i dont get it
>>724199616this>>724204304 , now when you see your parents give them both a hug and thank them for giving you a third leg to stand upon
>>724188953Wouldnt you mean lips dick?Haha
>>724185696Skrek
>>724198668Yes, it's scientifically proven that son's grow penises to the exact size of their mom's vaginas.
>>724204305Jordan Peterson had some mental break down on twitter about how an octopus is an ancient anti semetic reference. He doesnt browse /pol/ anymore so he thinks everything is a super niche jab that he doesnt understand and does deep dives into everything when he visits his daughter who lives with andrew tate. Tate gives him drugs to keep Peterson away from his children.
>>724184823POV you are a whiteboi
>>724185696thats shrek
>>724205191Fiona??
>2001>I was 5 years old >in my mothers room>going through her makeup >dis shit smell kinda good>it's chapstick>bite it>delicious>start munching that shit down>before I know it, it's all gone>realise what I've done>gather up all the tubes>come out into the kitchen >drop the empty chapstick tubes in front of my mother>start sobbing, like the kind of sobbing you only see people doing on the news when shit happens >wail>I ATE ALL YOUR CHAPSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS>mums face wheb
>>724206678this nigga ate chapstick
>>724206678"I ate the chapstick" ahh post ToT
>>724206678>>deliciouslike, how delicious?
>>724208138Roughly equal to Starburst.
>>724208238damni know what's going in my next amazon order
>>724184823I don't live in americaPls explain
>>724184823I was expecting him to open the door and shoot both of them
>>724198329COW LAUNCHED
>>724185696>SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
>>724184673I wish I was a girl so all I had to do in life was looking pretty and having sex...
>>724184673AMERICA.FUCK YEAH!
>>724209740Luigi's favorite
god, lips are so fucking eroticwhat is nintendo trying to do here?just imagine pic rel wrapped around your cockno really, what's nintendo's goal here? idgilip gloss is SLUTTY and also very sexy
>>724184673So you're telling me that AGP anons can finally recreate this image?
>>724210817Good lips are so undervalued when it comes to sex appeal nowadays
>>724210817FfffffffffffffuuuuuucccckkkkkWe need more DSLs(the good kind of dsl not that artificial bimbo looking shit)
>>724212018
>>724212018 Peach owes me some steamy sloppy DSL blowjobs
>>724184789It's made especially for guys :3
ok
>>724185050Man, poor Bruce Willis. Lost the gigachad son lottery 3 times.
>>724210505Anon wtf is this.
>>724184789are you really though?
Yeah i guess so I mean i used to pick peach a lot during smb2
>portugueseliteral favela monkey thread
>>724184673I'd rather not smear mud all over my face
You just know Ken Sugimori bought a bunch to put on his Peach realdoll
>>724192867>consumerism: Japan :O
