Im thinking at least 12 children with Invisigal!
>>724187105>childrenShe is lesbian btw
Im thinking at least 12 more knock outs
>>724187105>Im thinking at least 12 children with Invisigal!She can't have kids, anon. No, not even invisible ones.
I love black Einstein
>>724187105I will treat every conversation inside the SDN building as though Invisiqt is listening.
>>724187239
>>724187105Can I at least creampie and impregnate Blazer?
>>724187331he's so mean to the Z-team :(
>>724187239>>724187360Are you sure about that?
>>724187271that was robert saying he didn't want kids at that point, I'm sure he'll change his mind eventually
Can you even date men in that garbage "game" or is it just a visual novel dating sim for lonely heteroids?
>>724187443If he wasn't like that they wouldn't listen to him.
>IM SO FUCKED UP
>>724187105Is she smug in this game? Laura Bailey always voices smug characters.
Stop with these fucking threads
>>724187105>Septum piercing Geez this is even worse than watching you virgin retards worship that ugly mutt from Cyberpunk. Out of all the vidya girls of the month this is the most yuck I’ve seen them shill. Ew
Invisigal exclusively lusts for massive Robert Cock
>>724187619100% smugpilled, bpd augmented, snark dispenser.
>>724187473But he's also mentioned diseases. Is he talking about STDs?[/spolier]
>>724187619She’s Kaine again
>You and {Percentage}^ of players made ^Invisigal^ put away Thumbstick's dick.Yep, can still make some cuck choices, even with the Invisibitch.
>>724187331I want him to cut down his swearing by 50%. When the game goes all 'shit fuck piss' it's a little annoying for me personally. I'm not asking people talk all 'Ho there chum, tis time to stop those dastardly doers' but enough with the swears and sex jokes all the time.
>Ryona r34 of Blonde Blazer has already been madethat was fast
>^You and {Percentage}^ of players ^neglected Invisigal^, leading her to embrace ^villainy^ over heroism.She apparently takes Shroud's mask in that route when she leaves, essentially becoming a second Shroud.
>>724187105Is this shit gonna have actual choices or the typical telltale disappointment.
How would you react if a woman said this to you?
>>724187105>Invisigal actually dated Toxic and also responsible for putting the bomb on your mechsuit in the beginningFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! MY FUCKING DREAM OF TOMBOY ROMANCEEEEEE!
>>724187965so far not really, there is one scene where you can tell a character what to do and they will literally chose the opposite no matter what and railroad you into an argument scene
>>724188027>sprinkling in lies with the truth to make it seem legit
>>724187965There has not been a single Telltale game that actually lived up to its "choices matter" bullshit. And this is made by both former Telltale AND Ubishit developers. Expect to be thoroughly disappointed.
Imagine
>Phenomaman to Blond Blazer: "Be sure not to squeeze him too tight when you make love. His body is still quite fragile."LMAO what a KEK
>>724188140It’s an expression of pain
>>724187419INVISIBROS DON'T LOOK
>>724188085I'd believe it. He called her babe during the ambush. And as much as it can be interpreted as him just being cheeky dick there are no evidence to contrary.
>>724188278
>>724188209Doesn't matter the universe. Harry will always get cucked to death
>>724187331>world where space travel exists, aliens are abundant, etc>no one can reverse his agingshit universe
>>724187443What happens when you're a 30 year old dude stuck in a 80 year old body.
>>724188120Batman Enemy Within had choices that mattered so much that there were two entirely separate final episodes that you could get. This was the last game they finished before closing down and it flopped though, so barely anyone found out they finally listened to feedback and put the effort in to make them matter.
>>724188278Or it might be because he’s a fruity California fag and that’s how they talk
>>724188372>a world where mech suits exist>everything still looks like it's frozen in time in the 2000s
>>724187965The writers CLEARLY just wanted this to be a show, it's only a "game" because that's the only way they could get the project greenlit. Dialogue choices are meaningless and the "gameplay" is an afterthought
>Coupe in Episode 8: "You fired me. First mistake.You replaced me. Second mistake.You let your guard down. Last mistake."So yeah, apparently either Sonar or Coupe are fired by you in Episode 3, maybe they somehow fuck up on a mission or somtehing, and then become villains and have their own crew that you then fight with your crew in Episode 8. And you also replace whoever you fired with either Phenomaman or Waterboy in Episode 4 I guess?
>wants to have children with a guy named Robert RobertsonWhat's her damage?
>>724187473Honestly, that part is worrisome. What does Robert mean he can't have kids in his life? Sounds like he just don't want kids because of the superhero job?
>>724188456Oh yeah. And that's also the games with clear romance paths that everyone forget about.
>>724188372Entropy is the only absolute in the universe, Anon.
>>724188257I feel like if they got the TV show, like they originally wanted, then it probably would have been a full blown love triangle between Robert, Blazer and Invisigal.
>>724188528Seems to be the obvious answer. Robert has daddy issues because he didn’t see much of how own dad and his dad also died while Robert was a kid
>>724188525She has to hold her breath to stay invisible, has asthma, and smokesShe clearly isnt getting enough oxygen to her brain
>>724188528His grandpa and his dad both died in that suit and it's left him with a little trauma. And look at how he lives. He lives in a shitty apartment without furniture because he spent all his money on being a superhero, so he has no way to raise a child financially.
>>724188528I think it has something to do with him being broke, working in a call center. The guy is getting kicked out of his apartment next episode. What kids? In this economy?
>>724188525>she wants to be called Courtney RobertsonSick freak
>>724188525She’s a female gooner
>>724188512Oh and also, apparently whoever is fired it techically "fire by Blazer", it's just you have to pick who have to leave. As Coupe is mad at Blazer for cutting her.
YO MR. WHITE
>>724187331Me too. He and Rob has a cool dynamic.>>724187853You can toggle the swearing off in the settings if his cranky prematurely-aged-and-pissed-off-all-the-time personality bothers you. In his predicament I think he's allowed to say some bad words.
>>724188723>>724188512itll probably be budget cuts
>deepthroats you>turns invisible
>>724188772But then why those two specific characters?
>>724188027>mandatory conflict betrayal drama after lovey dovey arc with best girlIt's so tiresome..
>>724188780>alternates between visible and invisible as she goes to work
>>724188643>>724188690Yeah I guess that shit would fuck you up. I hope both women can convince him to cum inside them though.
>>724188780
>>724187105>>724187468>>724187692>>724187815>>724188008Is it possible to mod the nose ring away? It should be right?!
>>724188780Do I get to see my cum go down her throat or is anything inside her invisible too?
>>724187239Out of 10!
>Invisigal not so secretly crushing on Robert while Sonar autisticly mumbles on the other line
The amount of romance focus this game seems to have from the stuff mined is kind of shocking. It's also shocking that both options are hetero and attractive.
>>724187419RED DEMON MOMMY
>>724188880That's a good question. I mean if that's the case wouldn't your dick also be invisible while it's in her mouth?
>>724188772Then how are you able to replace them with another member an episode later?
>>724188871Don’t know the context yet, but there’s a route where she takes off the nose ring
>Brunette BlazerDROPPED
>>724188257>tomboy saying she wishes you'd look at her like you look at the bimboAaaaahhhhhhhh I love cuckqueen/breast envy trope so much!!
>>724187239Made for preggo then
>>724188869>gokkun>cumshot>facial>bukkakeSweet jesus is this game actually gonna be filthy?
>>724189013Because Roberto fucking Bobertson is gonna build the best team SDN has ever seen
>>724189051>NOSE RING: OFF>TOMBOY STATUS: FIXED
>>724188708That's the whitest PTA mom name I've ever seen.
>>724189069I don't think E-celebs are selling this game, I didn't even realize some of the actors are youtubers before the threads talked about it. Also the game seems to be doing well right now anyways.
>>724189051She might have just changed outfits. People who wear nose rings don't necessarily wear them all the time. It's not like it's a big ordeal to take it out.
>>724187473If robery doesn't have kids how is Roberto robertison the fourth suppose to carry on the legacy?
>>724189143That's the scene where you fire one of them, yeah
>No powers>Works independent>One of the most respected heroes in the world>Canon pussy magnetRobert is Peter Parker mixed with Iron Man
>>724187965This is the only reason I haven't bought this shit. Episodes seem extremely short as well, they're about an hour each while I think telltale titles would be two hours for an episode.
>>724187105Is this game any good? I see regular threads but never seen the gameplay so I'm guessing it's coomerslop with no gameplay
>>724189116There's a scene where flaming homosexual gets food thrown at him. That's probably when this happens.
>>724188209>"Wöman will always ride that cock carousel brother, she already kissed the new hire. What do you think is after kissing?"
>>724189143If it were me I’d fire Jacksepticye. Never used him once and he has the worst stats
>>724188580Wasn't it basically between Catwoman and some agent in Amanda Wallers crew?
>>724189430Oh no. Well, I'll always have my fantasies.
>>724189403>The strong morals of Spider man without the wealth of Iron Man
>>724189403You should also throw in that he takes his role as a hero very seriously. People don't understand the whole reason that you cannot avoid the conflict with Invisigal is because her "heroics" conflict with the very core of what Robert considers being a hero.
>>724187239Lesbioan just need the right cock to go straight.
>>724189532And Harley
>>724188512Seems odd to have those two specifically. The golem and Prism haven't done shit.
>>724187105Is Invisigal supposed to be Latina or a swarthy white?
>>724189430>flaming homosexualBeen a while since I had an excuse to post this image.
>>724189660She's the mother of my children
>>724188027>used goods and betrayed you...fuck!
>>724188716She definitely stole that donut seeing as she KO'd the guy running the register, but that whole days batch is going to waste and insurance anyways.
>>724189593Reminds me of this scenehttps://youtu.be/EYEO6n8-u7o?si=9eNY_uIv-HyqDW3S
>>724189660Some east Asian island creature.
>>724188810Anon you gotta write your own story and make your own game if you want the perfect tomboy romance.
Fuck Sonar turning into a beast the second he asks to go fanboy after the dude he likes so much
>>724189532>>724189641>And JokerFixed that for you.>>724189660Yes.
>>724189660Asian, either East or SEA. That or some Latino mutt
>>724189403>Broke as shit and lives in a small empty apartment
>>724188891Why did Sonar replace the R with a B in the final Robert?
>>724189181>TOMBOY STATUS: FIXEDOh yes
>>724189660Thought she was a beaner
>>724189428It's a story focused game like the Telltale or the David Cage games. I think you zoomers have forgotten that choose your own adventure PC games have existed for longer than you've been alive.
>>724189846I failed the interview with the guy. I send Malevola and apparently she was still mad that the guy slandered her ex, so Sonar turning into a bat and the interview with Malevola is the only two failures I had.
>>724189865Bob is a nickname for Robert
>>724188512I'd rather get rid of the midget who I think has worse e celeb acting and sucks stat wise or the for sure dyke demon bitch.
>>724189865Autism
>>724189927Books don't count
>>724189959Bullshit, the shortened version of Robert is Rob.
>>724188027>desperate mating press apology sexYes...hahahaha...yessss!
>>724189869Just marry her if you like her so much
>>724189846>>724189949I sent Flambae to fix the fire he started and the cunt sabotaged me
How long can invisgirl hold her breath if she was in that office with Robert stripping in front of Blazer?
>>724190057>and the cunt sabotaged meHow so, does he just make the fire stronger or something?
>>724190027>This bitch has never seen any Law or Order or any cop showConfirmed for being a total poorfag that never even had a TV as a kid
>>724190095She doesn't need to breathe when she is aroused, it is one of her super powers.
>>724189658Really? I feel Prism is my most sent hero, she has mad people skills
>WE WANT YOU TO BE ABE TO DISCUSS IT LIKE MUH TV SHOWS >enter thread>spoilers ruining discussionBravo.
>>724189846I told him no because it was obvious beast Sonar would fuck up that call. I let him simp for Musk on my slot 2 save but that was with foresight that I needed him back in normal mode.
>>724190057should've sent in the golem
>>724190194Just like my tv shows!
>>724190156You don't need to feel, the game tells you who your most sent hero was. I thought mine was Couple but nope I sent prism the most. She is fantastic on three slot missions since she can copy the hero in the first slot.
>>724190104There’s a special option for sending Flambae where you tell him to clean up his mess, and if you pick it he sabotages you by making it bigger, yes
>>724187105Invisibelle was right there as a nameThis game is low effort
>>724190057I sent the strongman and ordered him to stop the flames with his body and it actually worked.
>>724190194>the true tv show experience
>>724190208You can still do it on Beast mode. What matters most is the answer you give him when he's spilling spaghetti and asks for advice. Tell him to keep it relatable or a normal story results in a win.
why is this game getting hyped up? it looks like slop
>>724190293Blame Blazer, she came up with the name.
>>724187105Now that there has been the leak of her and the MC, I think most people agree with you. There isn't really any other good choice. You can go the gay route. You can go the NTR route. You can go the invisigal route. The alone route, pretty sure is going to be avoided by everyone. To bad there isn't a dating route where the MC is a normal person and goes to meet people to form a relationship. Instead has to be one of those weirdos who believe you must find a relationship with the people you work with.
>>724190052MAYBE I FUCKING WILL
>>724190095There’s a difference between holding your breath while you’re standing around vs holding your breath in the middle of a fight
>>724188456Should I try Batman if I've never played it?
who else 1% herei feel like stacking all the bonus stat boosts on ivisigal will be the meta then sending her out to solo 24/7 will be the meta when things get hectic, since she's so plot important anyway and won't leave until the end if ever
>yeah bro here's a mid brown bitch and a blonde whoreYou people are too easy
Is BB romance bait or real?
>>724189143>either coop or sonar betray you I wonder why
>>724190362
>>724190293The names seem intentionally shitty desu. The Superman alt has a really awful name in the form of Phenomaman. Blonde Blazer is just a bad name. Mecha Man is also super low effort... I think mostly you're dealing with a load of corporate shitters with names given by the kinds of marketers that name Xbox consoles.
>>724187239Just keep the rape train going then
>>724190493realer than her hair color
>>724190496Apparently you can fire one of those two, so the one who betrays you will be whoever you don't fire.
>>724190282He went out and intentionally started that fireto blow off steam right after the others were bantering him about how he got his ass beat by Mecha Man. I don't regret accidentally taking his tooth out.
>>724190496I gave you my twinks, Sonar. How could you do this?
>>724190521Most of the voice actors got together to work on critical role. Did you really expect all that much?
>>724187105nose ring barf baarf BAAARFFF!
>>724190493It's real, but BB is pretty much a Persona and her thing is probably her dropping that persona around Robert.
>>724190493
>So the twist is that Blondie is evil, right?>Actually, the twist is she isn’t blonde
>>724190637I'm saying I think in-universe these guys have lame names mandated by corporate, not that the devs couldn't think of better ones.
>>724190521>PhenomamanHow many names are left after 2000 NotSupermans?
Invisible blowjob woo wooo!
From Episode 8:Shroud:>"Your dad said he’d help me build a mech |if I helped him build the Astral Pulse. |Just another promise he didn’t come through on. "Robert:>"Th-that’s what this is all about? |You need it to power your stupid spider shit? "Shroud:>"Come on, kid. Using the Pulse to power a mech |is like plugging your cell phone into a nuclear reactor. |No. I’m gonna use the Pulse to change the world."And Shroud apparently hassome app that allows him ot predict the future or some shit, cause Robert stops his monologue by any one of three lines of your choosing, but Shroud finishes them for him before he can.Robert: >"Well, does your little app predict--"Shroud:>"--me beating your ass?"Robert:>"--me beating your ass?"He can also predict outcomes, and does when then team tries to attack him.Toxic is gonna be back and he will be beaten by...someone? I'm guessing Waterboy?Toxic:>"Wow. |You really think this little fuckin Lucky Charm is a match for me?"Robert:>"He’s got a special move."
>>724190565It was never about the twinkies, it's about sending a message.
>>724190565Goes to show, never trust a y*utuber>>724190540So you're just fucked and lose both of them anyway? That's a little bit forced I think. I kind of like Sonar but I figure something like Batrick from the animal facts animation would have been a better voice than MoistCr1t
>>724190784>can't breath while invisiblenot much blowing going on...
>>724190521Is Mecha Man any lower effort than Iron Man?
>>724190359>gay routedoesn't exist I'm pretty sure
>>724190823I think he misspoke, last thread he said whoever you fire comes back as a villain
>>724190849>training Invisigal by deepthroating her constantlyGonna make her into Courtney Robertson. 10 children at least.
>>724190885Mega Man was taken
>>724190895Yeah. Would have been leaked already.
>>724190936Oh damn, still kind of sucks. I like both of them. I can only assume they have to fuck up tremendously to be on the chopping block and not a perpetual klutz like Invisibitch or Flamb
Toxic is pretty strong man. What's he doing as a mook? Dude could be a decently top tier villain in Marvel or DC with his durability and regen alone.
Booba
>>724191090He got augments from Shroud, so he might not actually be that strong without them
This is Sonar's villain comments (read in Charlie's voice, of course):>"Robert Robertson the turd. |I fucking warned you that cutting me was a big mistake, bucko. |But I guess you’re probably realizing that right about now, huh?">"Keeping Coupe over me? You are actually so dumb dude. |You know she was stealing toilet paper from the office?">you know what? Now I’m on the ME-Team. |And if you couldn’t appreciate me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best."Cope's villain lines:>"I’ve never been more insulted in my life. |You fire me, a literal assassin for some moronic bum fuck bat boy ?">"He shits in the parking lot. Did you know that? |Ask the cleaners how much guano they come across."
>>724191090Because Shroud is smart and charismatic. No matter how strong you are only Batman-type characters will always be the leaders.
Blonde Blazer:>"You're not the only one who wasn't born with powers. My powers come from that AMULET."
>>724191090He's working for the guy that makes the amplifiers that made him top tier. Without that he'd be a Phoenix team tier fuckup. Seems like he's got a good deal going on.
>>724191090Penis is his weak spot.
>>724191151Sorry lady, but I’m a Sonarmaxxer
>>724190306
I'll just leave it here
>>724191267Fighting the bat sounds cooler though.
>>724188902I think it’s because it’s the *only* real choices in the game.
>>724191334He has more lines if you fight him. If you keep him he'll just be sidelined to a side character.
>Episode 2's credits song is sung by THOT SQUAD aka Prismsovl
Can I just NOT fire anyone?
>>724191267>>724191151>they're kind of just extrasI wonder what the point is unless they show up more frequently in the out of office settings
>>724191219Yup. As was discussed yesterday. Her appearance and power are from the red crystal. Although maybe not appearance. Wig? That would be funny.
>>724191409No, flamgay is fireproof.
SEX WITH EQUILIBRIUM AND BRAINBOOK
>>724191151Isn't Sonar's roommate and BFF the demon chick? Does she not tag alone if he gets fired?
>>724191334>>724191374Yeah but like, stealing toilet paper from the office? That’s pretty evil
>>724191468 No apparently but she gets mad if he gets kidnapped Though she's shown fighting some other characters so who knows
>>724191151>buckoCharlie 100% adlibbed that
Shroud:>"I knew you’d fall for them both. Because you’re the only man in the world to be with Blonde Blazer and think you deserve more."So there is a Witcher 3-esque outcome where you try to romance both, but I'm guessing that's hwo you get "things are complicated" ending for both of them.
Haven't played it yet but is Robert cool? Does he deserve to have these bombshell babes lusting after his quirkless self?
>>724190521>Blonde Blazer is just a bad nameBlonze Blazer is a good name what the hell are you talking about?
>>724191468Yes he is. Coupe is with Jacksepticeye too. They don't tag along, but they keep nagging you that you don't hurt Sonar/Coupe, and try to sway you to forgive them.
>>724191151I'd rather fire Clayface or Jacksepticeye. I use both Sonar and Coupe for their int/cha and agi. They don't even have dialogue. Guess I need to be grinding someone else.
>>724191617He's "he's literally me fr fr" tier
>>724191617In canon he’s considered one of the best heroes of the world
>>724190936How can you be betrayed by someone you fire? At that point it wouldn't be betrayal that would be retaliation.
>>724191617Genuinely he's a cool guy and a breath of fresh air. I really thought going in I was going to see some Marvelesque quipping loser ala Star-Lord but instead I got an adult man with a case of burnout, genuinely heroic personality, and a sense of duty.It is so goddmned refreshing.
>>724191151>CharlieI really hope he gets hit with rape accusations at some point and is cancelled.
>>724191617He's pretty much a mix of Iron man and Spider-man, so he's pretty good.Aaron Paul also does a really good job.
Telltalebros, are we back?
>>724191715Jacksepticeye's high CHA is really useful though. He demolished that petty teen thief case.
Does Invisigal know Robert is/was Mecha Man?
>>724191474Stealing toilet paper is a white color privilege just like printing.
>>724191849Maybe, it's a strong showing but we will need to see what AdHoc Studio's follows dispatch with. If we are in the bad timeline, this is a one and done game and they never make anything after this. If we are in the good timeline they actually do make another game.
>>724191617He’s a somewhat awkward, very burnt out brilliant man with an extremely strong moral core. He’s easily the best character.
>>724188698Have kids and it will motivate you to get more money
>>724191904Anon get out of these threads and play the fucking game, that is literally a story point.
>>724191904Yes, she is in the conference room when he strips
>>724191904She was in the room watching when you took off your super suit.
>>724191617Yeah Robert is a great protagonist. Probably my favourite character in the game actually
Mandy (Blonde Blazer):>"There’s always a home for you here Courtney."Invisigal:>"I appreciate that. I guess your girlfriend's alright."Robert:>"She’s not my girlfriend. "Invisigal:>"Then you’re an idiot. Cause it’s obvious she wants to fuck you."
>neat premise>colorful cast of characters>extremely likeable main character>good voice acting>nice ratio of conversations to dispatches to hacking to not bore the player>straight romance that makes /v/ eat it the fuck upHonestly it doesn't feel like this game came out in 2015+10. How did they do it.
>>724192083Okay, there’s too much evidence at this point. Invisigal might actually be a cuckquean
Do you think when MechaMan gets his MechaSuit back that Blonde Blazer will have installed a cute AI companion of herself onto the suit? Like Jarvis?
>>724187419>>724190895
So there's Blonde Blazer and Invisigal but are there any other options?
>>724192112Gaming is starting to heal a bit.
>>724192083>passive-aggressive tomboy
>used goods slut who betrays you>used goods slut who leads you onSo this is the peak of western waifus huh...
>watches you strip right in front of her, wouldn't have said anything had she not been found out>steals a donut and leaves it neatly in your desk as a gift for guiding her team perfectly for the first time since the Phoenix Program started>gets hurt when you scream at herMore like Tsunderegal
>>724192083>"Then you’re an idiot. Cause it’s obvious she wants to fuck you."If we can't play the role of an idiot in that scene and ask "How do you know" "Are you sure" or "Nah, she is just being friendly" I will be disappointed. Being able to play as a retard in that scene will be so funny
>>724192176No. Sadly.
>>724192176Waterboys grandma, but that leads to an instant bad end and the game instantly rolls credits.
>>724192112Since the title screen is an alleyway after you beat ep2, looks like episode 3 is where we get the scene of Invisigal fighting Malevola
>>724191904To be honest I don't know how Robert keeps a secret identity when he drags thugs back to his apartment to interrogate them and leaves his goddamned Power Armor in a parking garage, and then has the remnants of his armor towed into his living room.
>>724190885It could have been M3cha Man Leaving room for his son to be Mech4 ManTheir names all bring phonetically related to “Robot” is also too on the fuckin nose
>>724192164He came across pretty likeable, obviously not getting the comments he made were kinda asshole-ish. More like Blonde Homewrecker.
>>724190276She does what?! Is there a list somewhere with all the heroes abilities?
>I only came in because I thought we were playing Magic the Gathering tonight.>I am hoping we still may.
>>724192164i can fix pman
>>724192403>Their names all bring phonetically related to “Robot” is also too on the fuckin noseI actually didn't catch that. I just thought they went for the lamest comic book alliteration name possible.
>>724191849>Dispatch is their TWD S1.>Instead of digging themselves into a hole like Telltale, they learn from their mistakes and make reasonable costing games based more on their writing and artistic vision instead of just relying on an IP.>They keep modern audience garbage to a minimum, enough to avoid journalistic criticism but not enough to poison the game.>They expand on branching narratives and lean more deeply into love interests and moral dilemmas.>We reach a new golden era of western pseudo-VNsA man can pray
>>724192164>Want to eat some world class sushi>Blonde Bitch says "What the fuck" and prevents me from getting in on thatTo be fair, terminal velocity WOULD probably kill robert.
Robert (apparently after choking Shroud to death):>It was kinda like masturbating.You know, it felt good when it was happening, |but the second it was over I was instantly filled with shame
>>724192536I really hope the future you just laid out comes to pass.
>>724192495I'm glad he isn't evil. He just has autism.
>>724192536This team is teaming up with Telltale to do Wolf Among Us 2, that will be the real deal breaker
>>724192512I’m an English teacher and can’t turn this analysis of writing shit off There’s loads of others in the game too Mandy - demand-y Courtney - court me Someone on the staff there is not subtle but fuckin thinks they are The fast guy being Chase. Ffs.
>>724192495Weird he didn't say DND, following with "I hope I get a CRITICAL ROLE on the team" andthen looking in the camera as it zooms on his face.
>>724192536It better be good, because Wolf Among us 2 died for this.TLDR>Adhoc was originally who Telltale hired to develop Wolf Among Us 2>Something happened and they left the project to make Dispatch
>>724192613Superman but evil is so obnoxiously over done at this point
>>724192614The wolf amogus 2 is an epic exclusive and was suppose to come out in 2018. It has been in development hell for 7 years now, I don't have high hopes for it.
>>724192536Now if only they got rid of this episodic garbage or at least release full seasons at launch. It was an experiment that did not work that well for them nor anyone else in the industry.
>>724192495Nice bulge
>>724192614>Wolf Among Us 2Anon....That game is never coming out. Adhoc partnered up with new Telltale to write the script, and they did all of their part. Then Telltale started having another money problems (last year I believe they bought an entire fucking FMV studio, and then fired everyone from it 2 months after, lol), so Adhoc just moved on and they managed in that time to do ALL of Dispatch.
>>724192706Yeah... One of my biggest fear for this game is that they'll go "Ohhhh... One of the heroes is secretly evil..."I still hope I was wrong. For once, I just want them to be good but flawed people.
>>724192495Him, Royd, Chase and Waterboy as best bros
>>724192614Um, Anon? Adhoc already left that project and Wolf Amogus 2 is in dev hell because it keeps getting passed around by different devs
>>724192728>Now if only they got rid of this episodic garbage or at least release full seasons at launch.The devs stated in the past that they are dedicated to the episodic format and don't plan on ditching it, but will make it so the episodes are not month long waits anymore.
>>724192806If telltale actually cared they’d just sell the rights to Adhoc
>>724192861That, being Epic exclusive, and releasing the week after Pokemon will probably doom this game to weak numbers at the start.
Mandy (Blonde Blazer):>That was quite a kiss she laid on you. |Gonna have to talk to HR about that.Robert:>Oh shit. Yeah, I hadn’t thought about that--Mandy (Blonde Blazer):>I’m joking, Robert. Relax.Robert:>Cool... |so we’re good?Mandy (Blonde Blazer):>Yeah, more than good. |Make her happy... |cause god knows she's fuckin' miserable.Blazer's a cuckqueen too
>>724192920I hope that when telltales falls that Adhoc doesn't buy them out, telltales seems to be a cursed name.
Blonde Blazer MOGS Invisigal
>>724192985I am talking about AdHoc here, are you talking about telltales? Because AdHoc isn't epic exclusive.
>>724192920Yeah, agree. But they don't. There's no one left from the old Telltale in the new one, it's just all new people, who did Expanse game with Deck Nine that sold horribly, and been trying to get the Wolf out for half a decade now with no success.
>DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY CHILDREN CAN’T TRANSITION?! REEEEE!
>>724192806>Telltale closes>Gets paid to restart>Promises 1 game>Somehow has money problems againHow is that possible? What are they doing wrong?>>724192706Yeah it is but I suppose that's only because it lined up 3 concurrent properties with Evil Superman, I think the Boys, Injustice, and the Invincible adaptation were all pretty independent of each other
>>724192536A man could OD on this big of a whitepill.
>>724193006>Gonna have to talk to HR about that.Quickest way to end any potential relationship there Blonde Blazer.
>>724192614The greatest shame with Wolf Amogus 2 is they got Protomen for their trailer only to disappear to development hell.
Why are they fighting, chat?
>>724193092>Yeah it is but I suppose that's only because it lined up 3 concurrent properties with Evil Superman, I think the Boys, Injustice, and the Invincible adaptation were all pretty independent of each otherDon't forget Brightburn. That is only like 5 years old I think.
>>724193103>Almost all of Telltales TWD videos are gone>Almost everything that crops up now is exclusively lets plays.Damn shame that.
>>724193157I'm guessing PMSing over a petty argument like actual supervillains
>>724193103>ODSay that again…
>>724193157Invisibitch just told Malevola that she will never get Robert
>>724191617Yeah. He is assertive in a good way. It has been a while since we did had a good protagonist.
Sonar:>Oh sick, I’ll finally get my kill count up today.You know Charlie put that one it.
>>724193092ONE GAMEI DONT KNOW WHY
How did the people who bought Telltales fuck up so bad? It should have been a clean break, did they just bring in all of the old management that fucked up telltales in the first place?
>>724193086It's weird how big of a fencesitter that guy is with the most bland and nothingburger takes/opinions of all time. But out of every hill he could choose to die on he chose this one.
>>724192552>Blonde Bitch says "What the fuck" and prevents me from getting in on thatThat cracked me up so bad.>To be fair, terminal velocity WOULD probably kill robert.Fair indeed but I accepted because poor Robert had nothing to eat during that shift. And he definitely had nothing at home except for cereal.
Prism ended up being my unexpected mvp for the first dispatch. A lot of the calls required high charm and she came in handy
>>724193412>Birthplace Flint, MII feel there is a joke to be made here.
>>724193183Oh yeah I forgot about the horror movie. Very bizarre property
How am I supposed to choose between the sassy horny tomboy who wants to please me and the jacked awkward supergirl who wants to save me?
>{0} paid a kid to stalk Invisigal with a spy camera.Apparently a choice in Episode 3, what the fuck?
>>724193474he really is literally me
>>724193412>Black Hatsune MikuHow is she a supervillain?
>>724193387Kirsche literally had to move to a different home because trannies were coming to her house and trying to kill her. Charlie was just self preserving
>>724193412She should have been a romance option.
>>724193412>She is actually really talented>Only a 4 in CharismaI am going to pump up her Charisma to the max by the end of the game. I am going to make her a silver tongued pop star
>>724193450You were expecting Detroit?
>>724187486Kill all gays
Which team member should I pump INT into aside from Sonar?
>>724193629Now what did the red demon chick ever do to you?
>>724192536I grabbed dispatch specifically because I was reminiscing about older western pseudo-VNs. Hopefully the genre finds it's footing
So why was Blazer immediately flirting with Robert?
>>724193629Kiss your homies.
Jacksepticeye:>I don't believe in punching women. But I do believe in punching demons.How much are you willing to bet this will be memed in a few years after he gets cancelled for punching women?
>>724193528>zoomette popstarWould probably say a bunch of retarded lingo
>>724193676Can't be invisibitch. Retarded girls are cuter, pump up Malevola. Stat wise she is the most well rounded of the bunch.
>>724193703I guess we'll find out eventually. Still pretty strange and rude to make moves on someone else before you finish things in your prior relationship.
>>724193694Women can't be gay. At absolute most they lean homosexual but will always take a cock in the right circumstances. This is simply a consequence of harems throughout humankind's evolutionary history.
>>724193738What if the woman was a demon?
>>724193703Dadbod
>>724193703She sees a lot of herself in him. She is powered by crystal and has no powers of her own. Robert is also a normie without his suit. Yet they are both united by the desire to do hero shit even if they have augment themselves and suffer by the handicap of not actually having any powers. That's my read on it at least.
>>724193737GIWTWM
>>724188483if you watch any old mecha anime they still use telephones in the future, no one back then could have predicted the smartphone
>>724193157Probably demon chick's job, but invisigal wants to score points with Robert/the team and shows up and tries to do it.
>>724193703Mecha Man is one of her world's greatest legacy heroes. She watched the press conference where you prove how resilient you are and how fucked you are, and she has a crazy savior complex. She says "I'm not done saving you."
I'm going full Captain America route. I don't kill my enemies. I don't insult the press. I just want to do good. Chad Chadson the Third is ready to save the day!
>>724187105Why is she so into Bob's dick
DON'T OPEN
>>724194280Hail Hydra
>>724190057>sent FLAMbae to put out a fire>that he startedYou guys are bad team leaders
Blonde Blazer:>I was thinking about it over the weekend and... |I'm going to cut someone from the Z-Team. |Or, you are, rather.>Maybe I’m just looking to shake things up all over the place. |Create a sense of urgency.>The reality is cutting someone towards the bottom of the leaderboards |will show everyone we’re serious.So apparently you are forced to fire Sonar or Coupe (They are at the bottom of the leaderboard, apparently) because Blonde Bitch is just dumb (this happens right after she tells you she broke up with Phenomapal), and whoever she forced you to fire becomes a villain for you to deal with later on. Fan-fucking-tastic.
>>724192660par for the course for comics really
>>724194396>game excludes her from the storyfucken dropped
>>724194535Oh and apparently that's why Invisigal and Malevola are fighting as well? There's this whole "we can't be at the bottom of the leaderboard" thing going on in Episode 3, so the villains naturally try to screw each other.
>>724187105Man, i love sph.
>>724190729oh let me guess is it the red stone that gives her powers + blondiness + a bit of height ?
>>724194535>|I'm going to cut someone from the Z-Team. |Or, you are, rather.>Maybe I’m just looking to shake things up> cutting someone towards the bottom of the leaderboards |will show everyone we’re serious.Damn, she really is the personification of HR
>>724194717I can think of one way Invisigal could improve her leaderboard ranking....
>>724191107sloppahttps://litter.catbox.moe/ggxmzxoowp0pb3yv.webm
>>724194765She's not jacked? I'm getting catfished?
>>724194535>>724194717That's actually a great arc and character flaw. She tries to Steve Jobs this shit up by putting people onto chopping block with how she stigmatizes low performance. Completely forgetting that these are yesterday's villains and they will do anything to not go back to prison.
You can also be mean to Golem at that meeting at a conference room.>Then I won’t just kick you out of this room, |I’ll kick you out of the whole Phoenix Program. |You can go back to whatever life was so lame |that you thought coming here was an improvement. |Or you can step outside and think about what you want from all this... |why you’re here.|Something everyone in this room should be thinking about.
>>724194535>remove a supergenius scammer or a trained assassinwhat a fucking retard
>>724194890You having seen the leaked dining scene have you? She doesn't have abs and her arms are not jacked.
>>724194765She's like Tangled in a way. Blond = power while brunette = normie minus the dyke cut.
is the whole game leaked or something?
>>724195142Datamined
>>724195142Unfortunately, yes.
>>724195142Basically, no idea who the leaker is though.
>>724195142yeah nigga. The whole game is in the files already, people just went sniffing through the code for spoilers and more
>>724195142not the whole game, but enough to read the story and see some endgames
>>724195220>>724195192>>724195183>>724195179are these webms just fanmade or what?
>>724195142yep, then the leaker was caught and shot like a dog
>>724195280No, all real. Except for the one where Blonde Blazer shows off her tits. Basically all of the animations and dialogue is already in the game.
>>724193387I remember back when there was a big push to get gambling off of Twitch he firmly supported it because getting kids addicted was bad, but then immediately switch sides when his friends held a big streamer event that was sponsored by a porn site and put ads for said site right next to an ad for Mario Kart. Kids getting addicted to gambling is horrible and should never be allowed, but kids getting addicted to porn is completely fine.
>>724195280No. They are apperantly variations of cutscenes that come after certain choices or something to that effect. Which is why they are so short.
>>724195280Small, unpolished sequences with no VA/audio. Its real but probably early versions cause visually you can tell its not the same quality as what we have.
>>724189403Also has an incredibly strong work ethic.
>>724193703Robert's dad died saving her childhood self, a lot of weird displaced paternal hero worship in how she's into you at the bar, compounded by the awkward not-working-out autist coldness of her corporate-approved and PR-optmized relationship with Phenomenaman
>>724195356The legalization of gambling hasn't even fully played out yet, I wonder what the consequences will be in 10 to 20 years.
>>724195192The leaker is the devs. They left a script of all the lines in the files.
>still the Telltale protag GOAT
>>724195452>They left a script of all the lines in the files.Why did they do that anyways? Dataminers have been around for at least two decades now.
>>724194535She’s the type of woman to watch Office Space and think the Bobs are the good guys
That scene with Invisigal smoking on the children's playground - she went there to do that to make herself lower on the leaderboard to get cut (doing a bad thing - minus point). Then Robert talks her into attacking Thundercuck and she arrests him, moving her up on the leaderboard, leaving Sonar and Coupe at the bottom, which is why you need to pick out of the two of them.Blonde Blazer:>So, it’s between Sonar and Coop.Robert:>What? That’s not-- No, Invisigal’s still at the bottom of the board.Blonde Blazer:>Oh, the one in the bullpen? That thing updates every hour. |Invisigal moved up. |Catching Lightningstruck really gave her a huge boost.
Did you let her out or did you leave her in the cell? I left that traitorous bitch there personally and left her to die on that station.
>>724195498sequel never ever
>>724195714I let her out.
>>724195668I'd hope there is more versions of that. Would feel lame if you sent Sonar, had 100% success rate on all dispatches, and the game still said "lmao he sucks actually".
>>724194881>>724191107AI fags
>>724195769Why did you choose to do that?
>>724195498>read the comics>it's weird as hell>specifically around this guy and SnowHonestly I was not prepared with the impression I got from the game. I suppose the game is more of a prequel
>>724194535>Blondie tells you during Episode 2 that Invisigal is the lowest in the ranking>she fucks up hard at Granny's>somehow the lowest by Episode 3 are Sonar and CoopHow
Blonde Blazer is also looking out for Invisigal:>Look, I know I’m not supposed to play favorites here, |but even if she was on the bottom, |I’m not sure I’d have let you cut her.Cutting Sonar or Coupe:Blond Blazer:>So, these two are now tied for last place. |Who do we cut? Sonar or Coop? It’s your call. I support it all the way.If Sonar:Blond Blazer:>Sonar it is. |He had to use his distress beacon before he even left the building today |so I'm not sure it's gonna work.And if Coupe:Blond Blazer:>Coop. If I’m honest, she still feels a little...Evil?
>>724195926That one rich tech bro REALLY doesn't like Sonar.
>>724195817Cause I thought it would lead to greater consequences. Sure Yvette was a corpo bitch but I didn't want Rhys to be cruel to her as she was to him.
>>724195932>. If I’m honest, she still feels a little...Evil?What the fuck is blondies problem?
>>724195668>>724195791This seems very forced yeah but a lot of the character drama in the telltale games felt a little bit forced anyway. Characters except the MC practically lost IQ overnight
>>724195993>What the fuck is blondies problem?HRcoded white girl
>>724195926Invisigal is the lowest by Episode 3, but you help her move up by catching Thundercuck. Then Sonar and Coupe are left at the bottom. Sonar got negative points by sending off his distress beacon inside the SDN building after Coupe handcuffed him after promising to show him her boobs, and Coupe apparently kills some people or something, like her being an assassin is a bad look I guess, I didn't find in the texts why is she so low.
>>724195932sonar and coupe are among the worst people you could cut from supervillain rehab
>>724196007A big issue with that back in TWD was due to the characters personalities being outright rewritten between Episodes. Like how AJ's mom from Season 2 is a bitch in Episode 1 but then changes in future chapters, or how Luke goes from being the most skilled in the first two episodes to a constant fuck-up until he dies, or how he mistrusts the black dude that ends up leaving with Arvo even though the dude's nothing but nice and helpful during the time he *is* there, because that line was written before the black dude was rewritten and he originally was gonna be a reformed bandit and one of the ones that attack you and Christa during the first episode. And obviously you have the Kenny vs Luke fight that the first few episodes built up to being rewritten into Kenny vs Jane when the latter barely had a character
>>724196193Yeah and they prove it in episode 8 by attacking you with upgrades from Shroud and their own team.
Oh and yeah, Flambae is at the top of the leaderboard by the end of Episoe 3)))
so it's only 8 episodes and each episode is like 35 minutes. Think it'll get a sequel?
>>724196093>Genius conman falls for the Boob show con>when he lives with the demon chick and likely can get free boobs whenever>"Reformed" Assassin kills people anywayThey seem to be a little bit retarded for supervillains
>>724196358If they were not retarded then they wouldn't have been caught and ended up in jail.
>>724196249hopefully that isn't the case here but the characters still seem to be voids of IQ at times
waiting until all the episodes are out to play this fucking game, retarded that they're doing this episodic tv show weekly bullshit fuck you
>>724195797No, the scene where the areola slips is real
>>724196321Smokin'
So is every episode after the first two gonna be longer? Seems like episode 3 has a lot of content compared to the first two
>>724196354no everyone blows up at the end
>>724196358He is portrayed to be very week to his vices, there's a scene where he snorts cocaine, and Malevola is giving him shit for it, and he promises to quit after four more snorts. So safe to assume he gives into women easily as well. The comic indicates as much, I think.
>>724196453I need a mod that replaces her normal model with the areola model.
>>724196358the entire premise of the game is tard wrangling
>>724196605The cutscenes are prerendered.
Charlie is getting the boot
>>724196724We have plenty of other hot woman, but only one manbat
During the Blazer's nip slip you can warn her about it or not. The scene we've all seen is the one where you don't warn her and she figures it out herself. It's a better scene.
>We can’t actually find a record of Waterboy being a current employee here>I looked into it more deeply and apparently what happened is he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him about it, but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department he still gets a paycheck.>So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch.
You guys are just racist to bat people, that’s what this is
>>724196436Trvke, you have a point. Although it seems like Demon Chick signed them up to avoid jail time>>724196578>even a demon has better self control than he doesDamn>>724196641Good point
>>724196874Now that’s just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him
>>724196798The question is, if they get let go, do they get more voicelines vs being kept on?
>>724196976literally subhuman
>>724196976I'm more prejudiced against Harvard alumni. It's no wonder he ended up a villain.
Episode 4Blonde Blazer:>I've been hearing a lot about some guy named Chad... I think he's trying to summon a demon?Robert:>Wasn't there a cult of Chad?Malevola:>Ch'aad, yeah.I'm out bruh
>>724188716>pervert>red flagHuh?
>San Francisco>Addicted to cocaineMakes sense
>>724187105>aaron paulman fuck him
>>724197298Nobody likes peeping toms
>Literal demon from hell>AtheistAlanah 100% made them put that in
>>724196976His voice acting just sticks out like a sore thumb. I don't even watch him and still can't dissociate. I can with the jacksepticeye and the dwarf dude but not here, all i hear is a Youtuber
>>724197058What did he even do wrong? He didn't ask to get created by a mad mage
>>724197414Would devil people be religious?
Reporter:>We now go live to the 405 where an unusual scene is unfolding. |Traffic has come to a complete standstill, not due to an accident or construction, |but because Phenomaman is simply walking in the middle of freeway.Robert:>Shit. He looks rough.
>>724197393Speak for yourself, faggot
>>724197465Nah Jack sounds way more out of place. The scenes where you first hear him are really off when you hear Flambae and then Coop, then Jack talks when they are fanning the flames/running out
God I hate this capeshit quip so much but my dick demands I continue
>>724197393If a woman wanted to see me undress then immediately went to gushing about how wet my body makes her I'd be flattered enough to forgive the breach of privacy.
>>724192660>Mandy - demand-y>Courtney - court meffs. I did get black Einstein's that one was pretty on the nose>>724193157that's how lesbians court each other>>724192595gayest post itt. hopefully in the entire game
>>724197497Do I ruin Phenomaman's life by cucking him?
How long until the next episodeI'm sick of these spoilers
Invisigawds, she got the extra charm point too !
>>724197746next Thursday, then the Thursday after that and then finally the Thursday after the second Thursday will be the final Thursday release.
Blazer's Areola dialogue
>>724197845Now that she mentions it, I don't think I have heard that word be said allowed before either.
Rob is hot as hell.
>>724193474it's not that I think doing that goes against Robert's principles but he simply doesnt have the budget >>724193703she had a crush on his dad and he is the next best thing>>724193738>I don't believe in punching women. But I do believe in punching demons.that's a career-ending phrase right there but a funny one
>Finally play the game get to episode 2>Phenomals comment on dogs
>>724198016why are you so small?
So the reason Phenomapal kisses you is because after Robert reveals that he kissed Blazer, he also follows that up saying he doubts that was the reason for their break-up as he is not a good kisser. And Phenomapal checks it out himself, agreeing that he can now see that was not the reason for their break-up.
>no threesome porn yet
why did they keep calling robs build a dad bod when its full on twink
So I got cope, invisi, blob, sonar and flambae's passivesnot sure how to trigger the demon lady and the dwarf
>>724197414>Height: 6'6.6Someone really thought they were being clever with this one
>>724198215what
>>724189772Bro there are no virgins in this game.....
>>724198217invisigal likes to watch
>>724198238Twink? nigga is MMA lean
>>724198135"What if Superman was autistic?" is an infinitely better trope subversion than "What if Superman was evil?" I want to watch him be genuinely confused by squishy small humans.
>>724198257Alanah is a moron, not surprised at all.
>>724198238he's skinny fat
>>724198215Guy is legit autistic superman
Gimme the A teamfuck the jobber team
i failed fucking 8 missions omg
>>724198283We know only Blazer and Invisigal are romances so people wondered what's up with >>724193737. Turns out he's autistically checking out whether you're a good kisser or not.
>>724198482how ninja...
>>724198319>all Robert x BB porn can theoretically be cuckqueen porn
can i romance the moist boy
>>724198492Exactly. Kissing your homies.
>>724198425>A Team>Autistic Superman>Black Cheerleader>Dinosaur Guy>Super Mystery Meat Boy>that one demon from Shin Megami Tensei>some girl
>>724198402Did they get to design these characters?
>>724191617He is literally the ideal man. Strong and charismatic without having an ego, great self confidence, noble and self sacrificial, and hard working. He's the ideal male role model
>>724198015You can make cream filled cookies?
>>724198568Isn't that a Mystery Meat Girl rather?Anyway, SMT demon looks pretty sick
>>724198568Their stats aren't even that good. Give me one more chapter and I'll have my Z team on par with them. Maybe the training simulation stats are fudged.
>>724198016What was his comment on dogs? I don't remember him bringing it up
>>724198482Took me 5 hours to pull off a perfect shift :VThose solo missions with a 70–80% success rate are brutal
>>724196093>>724196724>Coupe handcuffed him after promising to show him her boobsirishmanletbroskis... is our girl a whore?>>724195993racist coddled white chickthat alone will give many points with anons
>>724198673probably, if you froze the filling first, or use something that turns gooey like caramel or chocolate.
Phenomaman:>We never had intercourse. |My alien genitals were not compatible with hers.LMAO
>>724198783Is that his way of saying his dick was too big?
>>724198707If you reject the offer for dinner by saying you have to take care of your dog he says something like 'it's admirable that you're taking responsibility for a life, even if it's something like a dog which is way less important than humans.'
>>724198783was about to ask is she pure. What about invisigal?
>>724198707Basically said "its beautiful to be responsible for another life. even if that life is a dog life"
>when Blonde Blazer watches Robert change >Invisgal comments on his body>he is covered in bruises, cuts, and scars despite being known for fighting in a mech No wonder Invisigal was dripping for him.
Despite the fact I hate accidently reading spoilers, everything that has leaked about this game has shown excellent writing on part of Adhoc. 10/10, I hope this is a wild success that pushes them into further releases.
>>724198783That is a pretty interesting move from Western devs.
>>724198825Even if she didnt have a bf in the story, her backstory alone should make it obvious she's had a few one night stands at the least.
>>724198819>>724198830Ah, no wonder I don't remember. I accepted his offer for dinner. Thanks for sharing
>>724188871It's not possible to mod at all, the games entirely pre rendered
>>724198783>Autistic>Alien>Alien cock and ballsThis is Superman but raised by bad influences and with crab claws
So this a porn game with out the porn? What a shitty game.
>>724198709why haven't you left a negative review yet?
>>724198897Just remove the nose ring and render it again
>>724198808Pretty mich, yeah.>>724198825Nothing so far in Episode 4, she only said she masturbates at work. And that she had a dream about fucking Robert.
>>724198831She also eye rapes his nipples, which made him cover up, that made me laugh.
>>724198831>thought she was just being sarcastic at first>turns out she actually was really into his body
>>724198709There aren't that many 70%s if you pick the right person. Flambe 100%s the first call. Sonar 100%s the second. Half of the calls use choices that bypass the percent system entirely.
>>724198921>So this a porn gameWhat gave you that dumb idea?
>>724198783
>>724198946lol based, I also enjoyed masturbating on company time
>>724195932>Blonde Blazer is also looking out for Invisigal:Yeah, she has a couple of lines in ep1 and ep2 confirming that they’re friends and she’s trying to help her.She basically tells Rob that she believes Invisigirl has a lot of potential.She can probably sense that Invisigirl is really trying her best to be a good hero.
https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVBOo3n3https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVBOo3n3https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVBOo3n3
>>724198976All the sexual content.
Invisigal:>If I’m on the clock you shouldn’t be pegging me with anything, Robert. |That’s extremely inappropriate. |Especially since I’m usually the peg-er, not the peg-ee.
>>724197490Being a Satan is religion, anon.
>>724199054Real
>>724198239Send Dwarf to the fire and have him use the hose. He gets injured and activates his passive. Then send demon chick with dwarf on a mission. She heals injured people as a passive.
I wanted to date the blonde Wonder Woman
>>724199156You can. She's just not actually blonde >>724190707
>>724199151woah she's nice
>>724198425>A teamThey look a 100 times worse than the Z team.>autistic SupermanFine.>just a cheerleader with good flexibilityDime a dozen.>dinosaur guy who is just good at talkingWhat the fuck?>uhh she-hulk??But she's okay.>ku klux klanNo, just no.>diana prince but not wonder womanI'd fuck her, that's all.
Rob's dog is too fat
>>724199054Oh and yeah, Invisigal is watching a rom-com at the movies, "Typecast 2", she always watches movies alone cause she sneaks in invisible, thus never invites anyone as they would have to pay for the ticket unlike her. But she misses popcorn as she can't eat it invisible. So if you choose to go on a date with her, that's what it is.
>>724198568which one is super mystery meat boy huh
Reddit is mad!And right!
>>724199368He seems to be referring to notSheHulk, apparently?
>>724199323You're too fat
Blond Blazer is like two inches shorter after she transforms back into brunette.
>>724199325Can she stop being so darn cute for one second holy SHIT
>>724199405Reddit can suck my cock.Telltale games were like 5 episodes long and about 2 hours long each. Adhoc is releasing 8 episodes and they're each about 1 hour long. It's about the same + Dispatch actually seems somewhat more replayable thanks to the management RNG. I have the shittiest luck with it.
>>724198783they did try tho. imagine how hard he rearranged her insides before they realized it was too much for herplus that means he wasnt being a sperg when you called you(r dick) small, just a pettty loser>>724198998>>724199054>bislutthey are totally going to fuck if you go the "mechpilots dont need gfs"route
>>724199405yeah 30 minutes is terribly short
god i love invisigal, but blondies fat fucking ass...
fuck invisibitch
does invisigal have tattoos?
Shy boy Robert covering up his nipples after getting checked out by invisigal.
>>724199758
>>724199750>Error: Corrupt or unplayable video
>>724199708Well yeah we're trying to.>>724199716Maybe a small one somewhere that's not visible.
Sonar:>It's weird that Coop's gone.Malevola:>Glad you made the cut though. Imagine if it was Coop and Visi together.Sonar:>I imagine Coop and Visi all the time...
>>724199230The bigger issue is that she doesn't have pecs or abs. Why romance Wonder Woman if she can't destroy my body in bed?
>>724199632If you remove the minigame from ep2 it's literally 20 minutes of cutscenes and nothing happening.
>>724199323Well yeah. He can't afford actual dog food and feeds his dog cereal. The dog's diet is shit.
>>724199792rip
>>724199886damn, wtfi guess my webm shit is broken.
>>724199886>Error: Corrupt or unplayable video>>724199792>ripError: Corrupt or unplayable video>>724199792rip
>>724199820he's just like me frfr
why am i here? i keep getting spoiled, but I don't leave.
so shroud is blondes dad right?
>>724200002Because for once you find yourself discussing a fun, exciting game in this godforsaken board
>>724200053I'm the only one she calls daddy.
>>724199750>checking out his damaged super hero body Brb gonna lift and get in a fight
>>724199820>I imagine Coop and Visi all the time...based jungle-fevered bat-cuck>>724199825because it's either that or the villain that has had a hundred+ "partners"
>>724199924>>724199928It's playing for me.
>>724199886how many times did she schlick herself to this memory?
>>724200156>>724199750>>724199750Works for me as well.
>>724199750>>724199886Works on my machine.
>>724199750I disabled hardware acceleration and now it works, weird.
>>724198979What was the problem here, did the alien end up having a dick?
>>724199053What sexual content?
>>724199886>you can actually see her eyes shift from left nipple to right nippleLMAO
So it's already spoiled the cute tomboy has the hots for Robert?
each character actually just oozes personality. really liked toxic
>>724200287thanks, that fixed it. Guess it got renabled on my last update
They really fucked up by leaving all the files available for datamines. Defeats their entire point of the release schedule to allow discussions of the episodes when every thread is just people discussing elements without any of the context.
>>724200141A body count would only be a problem if you weren't objectively superior in every way to every single one of those losers. Can't be insecure if the competition is completely inferior and not worth a second thought. Try being more arrogant and egotistical.
>>724199886The eye movements are excellent in this game. Art style in general is pretty strong.
>>724200341Quite obvious since episode 2
cool dick
>>724190707What the fuck why are they drinking wine in fucking solo cups.
>>724200372Why don't we blame dataminers instead? That is very faggy behavior
>>724200437For me, it's when Phenomaman is doing the ad and you can tell he's reading the script off screen and doesn't know where to put his right hand and constantly fidgets with it
WHY ARE PEOPLE JUST RAWDOGGING DROPPING SPOILER GREENTEXTS HERE HUUUH
>>724190707>>724190729Wait THAT'S Blonde Blazer?>mfw I hate blondes >she's actually a brunette
>>724200501they're in a public park. retard
>>724200297everytime it's posted on /co/ someone says the writer said it looks like a geoduck, there has never been any source of that statement though
>>724200372bullshit. the game only ges any discussion BECAUSE of the leaksthere was nothing to discuss prior and it's obvious they did it on purpose so that youd be hooked up and still look forward to the following chapters
>>724195993>literal demon>"I dunno she just seems a little evil">'WTF CHUDDETTE YOU ARE SO RACIST'Leftoidism is ultimately about denying the truth of your eyes and ears
YOOOXBOX
>>724200518Oh, they are, but at this point you know they are just a part of the Internet, it’s been a thing since the fucking Harry Potter books had people going to midnight launches and reading the ending just to spoil it for people still in line. You leave them a crumb, they’ll take it because everything online is about being the first to get the views, clicks and (You)s, especially if it’s rage bait.The least a dev can do, especially one whose team has fallen into the trap before, is to try and think how NOT to reveal their hand too early
>>724200738Coop is the black assassin, not the demon
>>724200834I'm not sure a "black assassin" is a lot better anon
>>724200738Anon couple is the metal bird one, not the demon.
what's the deal with alanah pierce
>>724200738I don't know, I think the guy going around lighting fires and then making the fires worse when you assign him to fix the fires would be the better one to get rid of in comparison to the two who hasn't actively made problems for everyone else.
>>724200372They did fuck up, but the leaks showcase that this is probably one of the straightest games to come from Western devs in a while.
>>724200951>Guy whose power is literally setting shit on fire>Send him to try to put fires outI don't know if I'd call this one his fault broseph
>>724201150I think anon's point is that he *starts* the damn thing in the first place
>>724200081feels like early days of the walking dead
>>724201252I'm just saying you gotta set your guys up for success. Would you send a guy whose power is setting shit on fire to rescue someone held captive at a sawdust factory? Like cmon.
>>724187105Woke cuck capeshit game
>>724201303That is why I am here too, participating in TWD threads were one of the things I looked forward to the most whenever a new chapter dropped.
>>724201150>send the guy who has flame resistant skin to stop a fireMakes perfect sense to me
