Would you play Magic the Gathering with Phenomeman?
>>724199758Nah I'd rather play Critical Role
Why is their Insta page logo just a pic of Robert on the floor?
>>724199854I thought you were gonna say The Game.
Bleaching Coop
Waterboy (in Episode 4 if you recruit him into the team):>T-top of the morn-Punch-Up:>Don't even try it.
>>724199758Yes and thensome.
>>724199758He's voiced by Travis Willingham so yeah I'd hang out with him. Also I hope I can fix his and Blonde Blazer's relationship while I focus on romancing Invisigirl for myself.
>>724199859so they don't have to make the logo some flavor of faggotry when the mandatory (((pride))) month arrives
>>724199859THE RAPED
>>724199758MtG is slop now sadly
>>724200014>I hope I can fix his and Blonde Blazer's relationshipDon't think that's possible. Although there is a scene in Episode 8 during a battle with Shroud where he like catches her during a fall and she says Phenomenal, but that's about it.
>>724199935HOLEEEEEEEEEEAnd people are going to fire her?Frick off
>>724200084has been since the 90's
>>724200115That's too bad. He seems like a well-meaning moron, comes off as endearing.
>>724200142Is she a Harvard graduate? Don’t think so
>>724200014Anything to get Travis out of here
>>724200142no tits, no ass, no cute face, scary assassin birdwomanvsLiterally a bat-man that went to HarvardEasiest decision in the game.
So Episode 4 is the dating episode, but there is a second date in Episode 5 that you go to with whoever you went with in 4. For those Blond enthusiasts, apparently she asks you for a second date who do you want to go with, Blond Blazer or Mandy (brunette version of her), so you can pick.
So let me get this rightwe see dicks in this game but the most we get is a fucking NIP SLIP? and not even a full on nip slip it's just the top part of the nip slip? god why are westerners so gay
>>724200384Dios mio........
>>724200445why is she 2 people?
>>724200460Dicks? Nips? Where?
Anyone wanna take bets on who the leaker is?>master hax0rs>third world contractors>a disgruntled employee >someone from the inside using this for marketing>someone from the inside paying someone else to do this for marketing>>724200558BB has a nip slip.episode 1 has literal dicks in it and old man ass in episode 2.
>>724200384God, I will never watch Critical Role, and I sure as hell hope Troy Baker never joins them. It might be too late for Travis to get out of there unfortunately.
>>724199758He probably plays Azorius, so hell no.
>>724200460we have no idea how much nudity is in the full game
>>724200460Male nudity and SA/SH will always be considered incredibly funny to these Western America writers
Robert:>That was fun. |I hadn’t been to the movies in a while. I had a good time.Invisigal:>You had a good time eating popcorn too loud while I sat silently next to you?Robert:>The silence was the best part.Invisigal:>You might like me loud sometime...
>>724200753WE ALREADY DO
>>724200805oh
>>724200621>leakerBro, I'm just a guy who downloaded a pirated version of the game, which is the one from release, when they haven't purged all of this out of the files, and I just read through it and post. You can literally do the same thing and become the "leaker" yourself, lol.
>>724200848no we don't, the only images we have are from choices and the first 2 episodes. we're missing entire sequences of the rest of the episodes
>>724200621>>724200460Let's wait for episode 8, before making final judgement, we may get more, as romance scenes progress.
>>724200805She just keeps fucking going....Robert:>That wasn’t a date. That was hanging out.Invisigal:>It could’ve been a hangout... |but then you showed up, by surprise, and bought my favorite snacks. |So now, if you play your cards right, |maybe you can snack on something else.Robert: >This doesn’t have to be a thing. We can just be friends.Invisigal:>Nah. Cause, I don’t like fucking people I’m friends with, Robert. |It really complicates things. |Sometimes I don’t wanna know what someone had for lunch when I’m fingering their asshole.
>>724200756yeah its up there with sex with animals. always a knee slapper.but tasteful female nudity? thats literal rape
>>724201027based, she can tickle my prostate anytime
>>724200805oh lawd
>>724200460So the female nudity is better because it's from an actual character
>>724201027>Sometimes I don’t wanna know what someone had for lunch when I’m fingering their asshole.Aint no way thats a actual line
This will never be you. How does that make you feel?
>>724201270It is, she says that if you tell her "We can just be friends". That whole conversation is essentiallyer offering casual sex, no matter what you pick.
>>724201294
>>724201294Who beat up my man Royd?
What’s their superpower?
Sonar:>My name's Victor. |Cause I'm a fuckin' winner.
>>724201516being meowsome!
Before you say you want to marry InvisiBITCH, a reminder that she acted like this under the slightest inconvenience.
Why does every female character in this game constantly jokes about sexual things and if they don't they actively act like whores. also notice how there's literally not a single pure, virgin character. Literally every single one of them lets you know right away they fuck strangers. Imagine
>>724201585She was upset
>>724201585I was REALLY rude to her tbfhwu
>>724201629And? That gives her no reason to get physical.
>fucking Invisigal >she starts going invisible in random intervals while getting close to climaxing>goes fully invisible during orgasm and leglock holds you so you can't get away
>>724201609This is you
>>724200384>>724200628And why would Travis want to get out of a free paycheck for sitting around and RPing once a week for maybe 10 or 20 minutes?I thought I'd give Critical Role another chance considering they're starting a new campaign (don't bother), and they're doing full-on unrelated advertisements for heart medication and business consulting - no more rinky-dink D&D / TTRPG sponsors. No way he's not making bank for doing nothing.
>>724201682would she go invisible being choked?
>>724201585It's a bit annoying but understandable considering she's a former villain trying to rehabilitate herself and you just called her a failure when she thinks she did a good job. I'm more mad at Waterboy throwing up on it for no reason and completely frying the circuitry
Alright I'm done for tonight digging through the script, I need to fucking sleep, maybe will come back in 15 hours or so, into a relevant thread. I'll leave you with a screenshot of a line, cause no way you'd believe me it is an actual line. G'night folk.
>>724201667She was well within her rights to rape you actually
Invisigal mogs on the basis that she is a vulnerable tomboy in 2025 and has a super power that can be fetishized
>>724201762You can definitely tell which lines are ad libs
>>724201609They're super heroes and villains in Los Angeles, the heart of debauchery in Mutt Land. What did you expect.
>>724199758I hope he’s a genuine good albeit egotistical guy rather than an evil Superman expy. Also why is blondie trying to NTR him so hard?
4chan: “Females who have sex? Ewww!”Also 4chan:https://youtu.be/yt1VjV4a2Dg?si=7xdQxwibav4WVuYR
>>724201585I can fix her, and the company pays for the keyboard, so that's not my problem. The more important fact is that she's so obsessed that she'll bring me my favorite donut and come back to crush it after I piss her off. She's still thinking of me even when I'm not around.
>>724201762Thanks for the pics, fren. Goodnight.
>born with a power that inherently will make people not trust you I kinda get why she is the way she is
>Realize that no one is posting in the old thread anymore>Check its page count>It's 10>Check catalogue>New thread with active discussionYou know you can still in a thread till it 404's before hopping to a new one right?
>>724200084>muh heckin fortniterinomtg has been a functionally retarded party game since the second modern came into existence
>>724201958Your mom
>>724200805Pretzels are the superior choice for movie theaters anyways. They are practically completely silent to chew unlike popcorn and you can dip them in the provided cheese.
>>724201027>when I’m fingering their asshole.I am pretty sure this is still gay even if a woman is doing it
>>724201294It’s okay. I was born with a 3 inch penis, so I was never meant to attain this in the first place. God clearly has a different purpose for me.
>>724200460>dickfaggot is backLolLmao
Is this the only instance where a game's leaks makes anons more excited for the full release?
>>724200890Oh, so that what were those 50 mb updates right after the release.
>>724201649>Pick the "Maybe you should pick better friends">Think it might go the way of "If you pick better friends you can trust them to not stab you in the back">Instead Robert decides to be a massive dick about itIt could have been a heroic pep talk but nooooo, he still mad that a retarded old man burnt himself with a gun he didn't know how to use. Why did granny even hire us if he was going to defend himself regardless?
>>724202141At the very least it dispelled BB not being a romance option
https://youtu.be/KvMY1uzSC1E?si=tC2gr_Wxg9D7eru6
>>724202071Nah what's gay is needing other men to validate what you do with a woman.
>>724201682Would you see the cum enter her when she is invisible? The blood she got on her remained visible when she was invisible in chapter 2.
>>724202071Couldn't agree more.
I want to fuck the chick from Michigan. She seems fun
>>724201762>cause no way you'd believe me it is an actual line.Nah I can believe it, the guys autistic.
>>724202141This board loves characters like Invisigal and knowing she has a cute thing for Robert will only make anons want to keep playing
>>724201027>tfw no brown tomboy gooner gf to tickle your assholeWhy even fucking live?
>>724201294Demon chick is so much hotter, FUCK
Leakfags, are the only two romance choices really blondie and invisigal? None of the other females??
>>724201294Based on the leaks we've seen so far this game is really going to make people go full Goose, be it if they go for Invisigal or BB.
>>724202141Deus Ex Human Revolution, but that was 13 years ago
Thoughts on Aaron Paul's performance so far?
>>724202423No. No, Flame Paki either.
>>724202423this can't work for a season 2 oh god you know what this means....
>>724202423Correct, but that shouldn't be too surprising. If they had every female be romanceable it would only go harder into the choices not mattering since they would have to account for every single branching choice the player would make regarding them.
>>724202423yeah
SO GET AWAYANOTHER WAYTO FEEL WHAT YOU DIDN’T WANT YOURSELF TO KNOW
>>724201294She really is so cute. I can fix her and Robert is literally me fr
>>724202509No man, if they keep the romance options limited then they can make it so that they can make it work for another season.
>>724202210>Why did granny even hire us if he was going to defend himself regardlessHe probably expected an A-class hero like Blonde Blazer to come to the rescue, not a reformed-but-not-really villain to start trashing his store beating and being beaten by the bad guy. Like no wonder he couldn't distinguish which of the two was the real attacker.
>>724202141the human revolution leak was the best pr that game had
>>724202423Were you hoping for a male option?
Oh, it’s another episode of Laura Bailey plays /v/‘s dream girl
>>724202568No anon, they're gonna put BB and/or invisigal on a fucking boat next season. cough cough BB gonna get a promotion to somewhere across the world, they're going to try to make the long distance work, you'll get an episode dedicated to her trying to be friends/lovers with Rob the man and they're gonna break it off because it doesn't work. (she probably can't fly as fast as her bf so going across the world would've taken hours still)
>>724202423If they made every girl a romance option then none of the girls would have unique scenes, like the movie stuff seems unique to Invisigal while BB gets a date in the park.
>>724202492>>724177430
>>724200805>>724201027Oh zamn. She a slut slut. And people were saying BB was used goods.
>>724202584>Like no wonder he couldn't distinguish which of the two was the real attacker.Surely he must have saw the guy attack him first. Who gets knocked out without even witnessing your attacker. Especially when you have one big glass door that is the entrance to your shop that you are suppose to be paying attention to during your shift.
>>724202697If he's got nothing better to do he should take it up as a full time profession. If a rando like Ben Starr can do it so can ole Jessie.
>>724200545bitch got bpd>>724200805>You had a good time eating popcorn too loud while I sat silently next to you?it's beyond me why normies enjoy doing this shit>>724200979sod off. if it aint in the leaks then it isnt happening
>>724202752why do anons here always talk shit like you know they'd be disoriented and shit when it actually happens to them. no seriously why is everyone on the internet so fucking sheltered damn bro.
>>724202558>Rob^3 dies at the endKino, I know it isn't happening though
>>724202492I didn’t even know it was him. He’s actually pretty good, which makes me confused as to why his voice acting was so fucking shitty as Powerplex from Invincible
>>724202509I think if they wanted to do a season 2 the smart move would be to move to another city with a whole new cast.
>>724202778Doesn't he make a ton of money on his contracts like Bryan because of how much recognition he got for playing Jessie? He is surprisingly rather good, you can hardly tell Robert sounds like Jessie
>>724202752>Who gets knocked out without even witnessing your attackerSomeone that's karate chop'd from behind?
>>724202832I am just saying, you would 100% see your attacker in this instance. I doubt that guy somehow snuck up on him and beat him in the back of the head.
>>724202778For sure. There is nothing wrong with it, I think vidya performances can be just as respectable a role as traditional acting. Aaron has been killing it so far.
>>724202842Because Powerplex was 90% yelling and try as he might, unless he's cry-yelling it just doesn't work as well for his voice.
>>724199758THE GAY TRIAD
>>724202797>it's beyond me why normies enjoy doing this shitforgot the pic shit>>724202734ask her about sups dick, blond cuck
>>724202928yeah and you'd still be disoriented as shit wondering if this bitch is playing mind games or if they're together or idk if you were JUST FUCKING KNOCKED OUTgod you fuckers are so stupid it makes me hurt.
>>724202896Bryan is still Malcolm's dad in my eyes. That man wouldn't hurt a fly unless they're looking to get fresh with Lois.
>>724203104never watched that show, never will
>>724203080Listen as someone who has never been knocked out before I am pretty sure I know what it is like to be knocked out.
>According to Lenart, however, Paul was actually responsible for some of the more dramatic moments. "You could say that the whole experience [...] could be read as a little more lighthearted if you saw it before Aaron was involved, and then once he read as Robert and we started putting the voice lines into the game, you basically felt a lot more weight of Robert's backstory, and the stakes kind of went up."Based Aaron saving the script
>>724202842Probably worse direction, or maybe he just didn't feel the character. Seems like he likes playing Robert because he has a good understanding of the characters hesdspace. He nails that monotone broken man that's still somehow so cool archetype
>>724202234>>724202558don't remind me anon. don't remind me
>>724203104Still one of the best jokes ever put on TV
>>724203104Was it autism?
>>724203141Guys like you need to experience your anus getting ravaged by police batons
>>724203141Malcolm in the Middle? It's legitmately incredible though. Shot well, great set designs, and tons of clever visual gags. Also actually good child actors.
>>724203154>Jesse is the reason Robert is so "he's literally me fr fr" depressed kinoDamn, nice
>>724202752Remember that Granny already has a bad view of Invisigal considering she's permanently banned from his store. She likely did something either while she was still a villain, or during the months that MM was in a comma, that would lead to Granny thinking that she was the one attacking the store.
>>724203258>>724203241nah I'm content with Frasier, Columbo and stuff like that.
I ratted her out
>>724203104God this show was brilliant. Post the fireworks one where they cut to a shot of the day and then back to night.
>>724203154I bet it was even Aaron Paul responsible for the overall plot and romance being the way that it is. No gay romance and only romanceable females are WHITE WOMEN.Based.
>>724203313that's what I did
>>724203258The only things I have seen in regards to that show is Malcolms mom being a cunt and sabotaging her sons job opportunity.
>>724202842Kirk man is a huuuuge faggot, and I would’ve phoned in my performance too if I had to deal with that homo
>>724203178TURN AWAYANOTHER WAY TO BE WHERE YOU DIDN’T WANT YOURSELF TO GO
>>724203104This show was kino, Bryan has some impressive range>>724203141It's a great show, can recommend. A bit lengthy but it gets glazed for good reason>>724203239most definitely
>>724203313I didn't, not because she didn't deserve to to be ratted out. But as punishment for Robert because has got startled twice and ruined two Twinkies.
Im gonna complain to HR that blazers outfit is way too nsfw for the workplace
>>724202842I thought he did fine as Powerplex. Too much Jessie in there but you still sort of felt the extreme and retarded hatred he had
>>724203472They’re called Twinks
>>724203472Based twinkie squeezer
>>724203472twinks*
Im going to complain to HR that Blonde Blazer made Robert strip in front of her and Invisigal.
>>724203508>Too much JessieThe voice director may have told him to be more Jessie like while I think here he was given more freedom.
I'm going to complain to HR about why they haven't given me a state mandated tomboy gf yet
Did they do a good job?https://youtu.be/iGMcsjsGOPc?si=o3_WaKCqQmEWA733
I am going to complain to HR that Waterboy is making racist Eskimo comments.
Water boy needs to apply himself. His powers seem decent, stop being such a jobber bitch and become Hydroman
>>724203537anon she IS HR>something something reverse the rolesnot how it works dumbo
>>724199935Okay, I get it now. She is saying that flambe isnt actually hurt at all he is just reacting like a normal person would if they were on fire. I thought with that scene that he uses so much hair spray and that his hair was not burn proof, hence why he was freaking out.
>>724203340Invisigal is Latina
>>724203751Jack is definitely the worse, but because he's bad per se, it just doesn't fit, punch up needed someone with a deeper voice, or at least more oomf in their chest, his is too high piched.
Why did they have to make the two romance options between:>a super powered blonde/fit gym red hair>a short haired tomboyThis is just unfair I am not built to choose between such extremes
>>724200890Thats true but someone did leak full cutscenes from the next episode
>>724203885>but because he's bad per se,*not specifically because he's bad
>>724203869Ortega is Invisigal?!
>>724203824He could be a sidekick to the firefag. Firefag goes full bore and Waterboy can help address the spreading damage of his flames.
>>724203909I simply choose neither because I'm not interested.
>>724203986he probably can't throw up that much. That's why he's a janitor
Is Blazer an alien or does that red crystal give her powers?
>>724204032The latter
>>724200384Everytime I watch CR its just a bunch of mumbling about dull combat and Mercer trying hard to avoid acknowledging its a shit system. Sometimes one of them mutters something and they start hollering like monkeys.The only way Id watch is if I was paid or they played splicers.
>>724199758Why did they make this game a PS5 and PC exclusive? I understand ignoring Xbox but why ignore the most popular Switch/Switch 2?
>>724204120probably the dick
>>724204120probably got a good exclusivity deal with Sony
>>724199859To appeal the literally me people
>>724204117Might I recommend instead Goblins of IO?
>>724200621Could you sould more like a heel? Its from data mining. The devs have all the content in the compiled build. Its just supposed to be unlocked after a period of time. What? Did you expect them to issue giant patches to put in the new episodes?
>>724201585She wanted to give you those donuts as a present before you pissed her off actually.
>>724204120It's a game for adults, as for the Xbox? No one owns one.
>>724203565I guess that makes sense, in a VA role that makes him easier to recognize. I think the voice fits but it's definitely hard to not see Jesse instead of Powerplex
>>724204120BECAUSE PLAYSTATION MOVES THE INDUSTRY FORWARDThe diversity of game genres that Sony is willing to support either financially (through paid exclusivity or funding) or technically (XDEV support) makes it very easy for 3rd party developers to put their games on Playstation FIRST.Tell that to the old dorks at Nintendo HQ sometime ;)
>Dispatch on one screen>ZA shiny hunting on the otheraw yeah, gaming time
>>724203869Actually she's Laotian
>>724204708So are you Chinese or Japanese?
>>724204765Filipino
>>724199758>moist criticalno.
>91 percent of people bro fisted RoydYou aren't one of the 9 percent of human shaped garbage that left him hanging, are you?
>>724201609This is the ethos of safe horny. You can't have calm and tactful intimacy, it must be ghetto CUM FUCK SLUT SEX PUSSY garbage for the brainless third world apes they want you replaced with.
>>724201585She was being full yandere. She wanted to leave the donut but spitshine caught her so she smashed the donut quickly to keep up the facade that she hates Robert.
That's why he's pissing btw.
>>724204875I am not fistbumping someone in the bathroom when both of us are actively pissing.
>>724204354>Did you expect them to issue giant patches to put in the new episodes?NTA but as someone that datamined it...I'm expecting exactly that.
>>724204937The ride guy is walking in the bathroom barefoot.
All it took to make /v/ like movie games was create another Rei vs. Asuka or Tifa vs. Aerith, huh?
>>724204983Why? Your fist shouldn't be touching your dick
>>724204937I was wondering why they use this urinal scene so much, it's so they could do this with the cape logo, but weirdly enough, none of the steam images do it. Even the capsule image has it floating above.
>>724204918>>724201585>Be woman>Rub the salt in and make Robert feel bad by not molesting the donut>Or have a woman moment and mash the donut into his keyboard out of spiteHmm
>>724201609Because they are both anti sex and obsessed with it.
>>724204983A:Royd explains that he doesn't touch his dick at all, and B:Even if he did you're going to wash your hands anyway, so what's the harm? Also what's the deal with Phenomaman? He talks weird.
>>724205329I do the whole drop my pants thing.
>>724205369Is your name Butters?
>When he eats the last twink
>>724205459Im firing this nerd asap
>>724205412no, it's Kyle. Unironically
>>724205132My hand is, that is enough for me.>>724205329A. Robert and the player would have no way of knowing that at the timeB. Following that logic it would be cool to pick up dog shit with your bare hands and then give someone else a high five, but it would be fine because both of you are going to wash your hands right after.
>>724205459Will Robert be able to complain to HR about the permanent hearing damage and tinnitus he now has?
>>724205514>failing the autism test.
>>724203104I was surprised how well he could pull it off even at the end of Breaking Bad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVdB36lmbII
>>724205084Humans are simple creaturesTifa/Asuka/Invisigal btw
>>724205569There is no way fist bumping someone else in a bathroom is part of the autism test
>>724205692I can't help but think of violet parr myself in regards to invisabitch.
>>724199758Long as he isn't a bastard playing Blue control decks yeah I would.
AHHHHH GODDAMMIThttps://youtu.be/1OBoWDRsiC8?si=nVWBSjevS8Ylfb8n
>>724205503I like him, I let him meet his hero. Also how are you guy's doing your' rank ups, shoring up weaknesses or making them even better at what they're already good at?
I thought the episodic release was dumb until I realized it's going to be fun going to /v/ every release week for about a month straight
>>724200268If he keeps taking my fucking twinks or if he keeps making that fucking coffee his ass is grass.
>>724205775I am hard pumping the skill they are already best at. With a little round off the rough edges here and there. The missions where you need high skills normally allow you to put two or three in there. Therefore I don't need them to be good at everything, I just need to pick two who would be the most likely to have the skills that the mission needs.
>>724200384You can tell that girl grew up hitting any of the others kids that called her out for being annoying and then called it bullying when nobody wanted to talk to her.
>>724205775I was doing weaknesses but realized that would take too many rank ups.
How many Goslings are gonna commit suicide because of this game?
>>724205968I don't think I encountered anyone like that when I was back in school.
>>724200737Can't handle white when it's allowed to draw? Fucking scrub.I'm just talking shit, I play every colour combo as long as green is a part of it.
How would you feel about Invisigal if she told you that she was the one who planted the bomb on Robert’s suit?
>>724206012Never knew a crybully?Then you either were that kid, or your childhood was blessed.
>>724206008There are only 905 goslings in the states, so statistically 0.
>>724206091Love heals all
>>724206091
Ignoring the spoilers to talk about how good the subtle details are in the first two episodes. Some of the little highlights>can see another couple on the Y of the Hollywood sign (BB does point this out)>Phenomaman’s eyes can be seen reading a teleprompter in the ad>Sonar starts blending things loudly to make sure the office, namely the guy with superhearinb can’t hear the argument
>>724202250We don't see any food she's eaten when she goes invisible so I imagine that also wouldn't show up.
>>724206097Nah, the term crybully is a new one to me. I am going to assume my childhood was blessed.What about all of (you) other anon's have you encountered a crybully before, are they really that common?
>>724206206I see, so the cum would only be visible if you cummed on her externally and not internally.
>>724206195To add to the second point>Phenomeman’s right arm fidgets because he doesn’t know what to do with it
>BB literally turn herself into a tomboyjust to compete with invisigirlTOTAL TOMBOY VICTORY
>>724204983Why not? You're about to wash your hands anyways
>>724206195>namely the guy with superhearinb can’t hear the argumentOH!I though he did that so he himself couldn't hear the argument. I didn't realize the autist would think to block out the sound for the super hearing bath salts guy. That was kind of him.
>>724205775Better to be good at 1 thing than shit at 2 things.
>>724206195Yeah, the animations have been really fucking great so far
>>724206245I'd guess so yaeh.
>>724206195>Robert taped up his hands when he was interrogating Toxic to soften the damage to his fists
>>724206501Yeah the team loves Invisigirl
>>724206195>We can assume Robert didn’t want BB to fix his thumb injury because he uses it to slip out of handcuffs if he’s captured
So people were not able to datamine shit from the demo but now we have all the episodes already leaked? nice
what an ugly looking """""game"""""
>>724206707What kind of injury can cause that anyways? I assumed it was recent with the ass beating but it didn't seem to hurt him when he did that.
>>724206195>Sonar starts blending things loudly to make sure the office, namely the guy with superhearinb can’t hear the argumentFuck that IS pretty clever.
>>724206804You have no idea what ugly even looks like.Why am I falling for this bait anyways? It's not even that good.
>>724200170I too am a retarded contrarian
>>724205638Kino
>>724206612>Yeah*And with that fuckup, I think it's clear I need to leave.
>>724206091Nothing a few pregnancies can't redeem
>>724205775divided the team in specialists and all rounderinvisi - movementsonar - intprism - charismacoupe - combatflmbae - combatgolem - respunch up is res+charmdemon lady is int+movement
>>724206806Robert probably got knocked around a lot in that suit throughout the years, and the entire time he’s in the suit pulling levers and pushing buttons. Not a hard stretch to think his thumb got fucked up after a bad hit
>>724202423>no demon muscle mommyWhy live...
>>724201585she's a tsundere :o
>>724207172all u need is Magik
>>724203313OUTSKILLED LMAO
>>724206804I for one really like how it looks like. It's basically what RWBY wished it looked like years ago. Cut the textures in half, add cel shading and you've got western Killer 7
>>724200268Nigga eat my Twinkies
>>724207353Robert gave them to him willingly.
>>724207353Twinks
>>724205776The leaks will kill these threads
>>724205776I was thought the same at first, but then I remembered when Netflix released Stone Ocean in batches instead of weekly and remembered how it completely destroyed the discussion about the show
>>724205459>there are no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits!>>724205503>firing the one extortionist conman that knows your secret identityreal smart anon
>>724207458That's because they did it in batches, which was literally the WORST of both worlds.
>>724199758I don’t play card games
>>724207396The thread quality is certainly lower due to the leaks.
>>724204983I bet you are such a fucking loser that you have never even cross streams with your bro before
>>724207565>that you have never even cross streams with your bro beforeI haven't, and if I keep my sensibilities I never will.
>>724207484Yeah but coupe is sexy Id fire the midget if I could but thats not an option
kiss
>>724207836If you kiss him he is going to throw up water in your mouth.
>>724200384>>724200536HOW
>>724207856a sloppy kiss
>>724207886how'd that game do? 10k copies?
Speaking of games, how is titular "dispatch" doing anyways? Did they already make a profit or have they not broken even yet?
that is not a dad bod. thats a lean 19 year old
>>724208139He is 33 years old.
>>724208152I'm almost 40...
>>72420815226
>>724208152aging like wine
>>724208196That's invisigal
>>724207836The queerbaiting is real.
>>724208223Shes 27
>>724207936idk
>>724208254That's Sonar
So does Invis have a crush on Robert?
>>724208285I don't think so.
>>724208262>takes off mask slowly>touches chin>caresses cheek>>YOU HAD MY INTENTIONS WRONGfreakin women
>>724208285Nah she hates his guts, there's no way
>>724208285She smashed a donut on his computer, the only think stopping her from killing roberts is the potential of being thrown back in jail
>>724208310What about Flambae? There's quite some homoerotic tension if you ask me.
>>724208285No way fag
>>724207836RR's a bit of a slut
>>724208475You don't say?
>Breaks up with Phenomeman to get with robert>Bobert end up hooking up with the villain lowest on the leaderboard, literally the bottom of the barrelWell? What's the next step in Blonde Blazer's master plan?
You people know you can meet and date real women, right?
>>724208724yeah but they suck and not in a good way
>>724208724Why would I want to meet and date real women?
>>724207549Eh I remember what they were like before. Lots of doomposting about not getting to fuck this or what girl but now we know.
>>724208724get the fuck away from me freaky ass fuck
>>724208724idk anon that sounds pretty gay...
>>724208724Can't load a save or look up spoilers on YT in real life
>>724208804is that what happens if u throw alcohol lol? I did water and so far the missing tooth is permanent
>>724208856yeah kek. he kinda pulls it off
>>724208609Her plan is to make all the villains compete where the loser gets fucked and then go surprised pikachu face when that turns out to make the bad guys fucking fight each other. Who knew corporate bullshit isn't a good idea huh?.
>>724208271Sonar is 32
>>724208609Crashing the Z team WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>724202372>>724201294>6'7 according to dispatch panel info >same height as blazer who is just slightly taller than 5'6" here
>>724208463Someone should do that leon and ashley image for this game now, it fits.
>>724208879ah I'll have to do a playthrough doing that next time. Coop makes some funny comments about him whistling when he talks if u do water
>>724208804
>>724208804Way better than the missing tooth, it shows up in his pic during the dispatch minigame too
>>724208724Never went well
>>724208949>smacks lips
>>724208378>1.5pl8 benchKWADYELB
Not that I'd go there haha but I find it funny how everyone on Tiktok wants both Robert and Invisigal to be gay
The episodes felt much shorter and less impactful in terms of choices at the end unlike previous Telltale games, but I guess it's early and there are more episodes.God I want Blonde Blazer to fix me
>>724209062I've hardly seen anything about Dispatch on Tiktok. What tags are they using?
>>724209103haha I wouldn't know I don't go there haha
>>724209062>brainwashed zoomers want good thing to be corrupted, lame and gayFigures. Millennials failed them by having them grow up with the single worst decade of media entertainment so they don't know any better.
>>724209117Then how would you know?
>>724203313that whole scene was so hot man
>>724206804Visual design is pretty good and coherent
>>724209103Just look up Dispatch and you're gonna get bombarded with edits or streamer clips
>>724208724ew
>>724209243All I can find is a k-pop group.
>>724209258ngl I would. one night stand only though
run fucking BRICKED
>>724209313Aren't there two separate tiktoks now? One for America after trump bought it and one for everyone else? Maybe that's why things are different on your end.
>>724209147i made it up haha
>>724209349I failed that one in the demo and in my actual playthrough, just roll with it.
>>724209362bruh
>>724209349Ya that one is the only one that is a dice roll if you are going for perfect dispatch.
>>724209062Honestly I was browsing youtube so see some reactions to the first two episodes (yeah, I'm already that desperate for any content related to the game) and I found one random v-tuber whose immediate reaction to the game was "Damn I want Flambae and Robert to get together". I'm quite happy this game doesn't have any gay shit, but it's impressive that there's enough potential there for fujos.
Why is every streamer simping for BB when Invisigal is RIGHT FUCKING THERE
>>724209461Oh, so it's full on these days huh?
>pizza in a dispatch thread of all places
These threads already have one dedicated schizo? That was quick
Uhhhh what the sigma?
this is phenomenal
This has happened a few times now. Not sure why.
>>724209574>>724209581Pretty sure it's just a bot, they did this in the MiSide threads too as well as others. Though before they censored out the pussy and tits, now it seems the bot isn't even doing that.
AIEEE SDN PLEASE DISPATCH SOMEONEMY INNOCENT SUBSCRIBER EYES ARE SEEING UNPIXELLATED CHILD PUSSY
jannies taking their sweet ass time deleting these ones eh
>>724209754Ehh just report them and ignore them. If it gets bad enough the threads will just be banished to /vg/, that how it normally goes anyways.
>>724209349>black woman destroyed with facts and logic
>this is a failwhat am i even fighting for
>>724209817He inevitably bought up certain crime statistics which offended Prism for some reason.
>>724209797>If it gets bad enough the threads will be banished to /vg/I think we found out why he’s doing this
>>724208609>Breaks up with Phenomeman to get with robertthey broke up because his duck would literally split her in halfher being a monkeybranching whore is none of our business>>724208804women pay for this btw
>>724209909i sicced the fbi on you a few days ago btw
>>724210004Why not just report those post instead of going out of your way to talk to glowies?
>>724210004It won't do any good. RapeApe publicly complained they send the FBI all the info on the pedos and they do nothing with it.
I saved all these pics and am going to masturbate to them later.
>>724209997Well maybe the duck should mind his quacking business?
>>724210120based
>>724210120Anon you really don't want to have those images on your hard drive. Especially if you are running windows 11, which take screenshots of your screen every 7 seconds.
>>724208724>real women
>>724210183If you're in this thread some of those thumbnails are already in your browser cache FYIAlso the thread has been successfully derailed
>>724210279>If you're in this thread some of those thumbnails are already in your browser cache FYII have to imagine that is fine, it's not as if I went out of my way and willingly put them there with intent.
A reminder that such activity will grant you a visit from a local superhero.
>>724210360>not deleting it from your computer despite knowing it is there now
>>724210416Which superhero are you sending. I for one am sending coupe, seems fitting to send the assassin.
>>7242104311. for legal reasons I don't believe you2. even if it there it will be deleted once I close the tab
The only way to avoid punishment is to join the good guys and become an hero
Stay on topic
>>724210573That's how they get away with it btw, they just become a superhero so it is fine now.
>>724210582Make a post that people can talk about then.
>>724210573>It’s A hero, Phenomeman
I believe we were discussing tomboy impregnation.
What donut did you pick
How come you can't fail the SDN tutorial? It would be funny making Blonde Blazer justify hiring you despite failing the hiring process.
>>724210707I picked plane glaze. I used to be a long john type of guy but over time I started leaning towards a simple glazed donut, no idea why.
>>724199935>nigger steals cherry from your drinkwhat a surprise
>>724210751Diabetes
>>724199935If she put the stem back in the drink how angry would you be?
>>724210712I did okayish and the screen said "you and 0% of players did moderately well" or some shit
>>724210582I wish I could use that one in Mato threads>>724210797densest anon itt
>>724210871Can I see it?
>>724210712Laugh at this man for pussying out of the press conference
>>724210876what did i say that's wrong? nigger character felt entitled to steal.
>>724210935You don't need to answer questions that are obviously asked in bad faith anon, you can just ignore them. Like ignore bait posts on some obscure forum that hasn't had its backend updated in 11 years.
>>724210904
>>724211078Thank you anon, I legitimately thought it was one of those times where you win no matter what.
>>724211051Or you can tune the fucker up for talking shit
>>724211210It's not smart to do that in front of everyone. I will simply knock his block off in a later chapter when he inevitably corners me to try and get the scope.
damn episode 2 invisigal fucking sucks
>>724211251It’s literally the smartest thing to do in the context of the game. If you beat his ass the crowd cheers you on.
damn episode 2 invisigals fucking hot
>>724211307Wait until you see how bad episode 3 invisigal is, she reveals your secret identity so Infernoman who tries to pick a fight with you.
>>724211307she better suck. I hate when people talk big only to get cold feet at the last minute
Where can I pirate this?
>>724211354There is no way anyone would know that before making that choice. Sure I would probably beat his ass now with that context in mind but you have no way of knowing that ahead of time.
>>724211354>smartest thing to do is just assault a reporter in a press conferenceInfantile sentiment sadly typical of capeshit-watching population
>>724211425Piratebay I would imagine, why are you even asking us this?
>>724200384travis and laura were always the only 2 normal ones there. they play along but they definitely have a different vibe unlike the theatre kids.
>>724211457If anyone in real life just started fucking up a reporter during a press conference, they’d probably become the next president
>>724211425at the usual sites
>>724201294relieved.
>>724202135>I was born with a 3 inch penisHoly fuck it was 3 inches when you were born? You must be sporting like a 14 incher by now.
hope phenomaman just stays autistic instead of another evil trope
>>724211905He is literally an alien trying to ape human culture.
>>724211051Fuck that fairy faggot ass hippie shit. Go kick that guy's ass right now.
>>724201294I would be pissed if that would be BB but since its only that bitch i don't care
>>724212001Having self control isn't hippie shit anon.
>>724201294Why is the guy fixing up our mech hurt anyways? Can he fix our mech with only one arm?
>>724212243Toxic broke his arm
>>724199758How many hours long is the game?
>>724212331Currently 2 hours
How would Invisigal react if Bobert raped her?
>>724212243He tried to fistbump the mech and hurt himself
>>724212376You can't rape the willing
How would BB react if invisigal raped Bobert?
>>724201342
>>724212663???
all supervillainesses should be made into seedbeds for the next generation of mankind
>>724212620>Now Visi, I’m gonna have to report you to HR for that
>>724212894>BB just dials her own number and has a conversation with herself while Invisigal is actively raping Robert
>>724212620Is she going to sneak into Robert's empty apartment to rape him as revenge for the argument they had?
Invisigal holding down Robert as BB rapes him
As a ME fan I had to beat the shit out of him
>>724213194Bratty Robert needs Invisigal correction
RAPE BRAINBOOK
>jesse >jesse>jessehave you fucks never watched Bojack Horseman or something? he was great there, his Powerplex is like whatever
>>724214004>have you fucks never watched Bojack Horseman or something?Didn't seem like my kinda show
>>724214004The thing about television actors is that they play a particular character and the public will always remember them by that for the rest of their lives.
>>724214004>Bojack Horsemanholy shit he was Todd? I didn't realize his voice could sound that sexy, he has good range.
>>724200405Harvard Bat-Man, attorney at law?
>>724214215He's a man...
>>724209154>workplace abuse on men is hotOk dude
>>724214630It is when it's a hot girl
>>724214738Accurate
>>724199758No way. He's a faggot so he's probably gonna run some bullshit control deck
>>724203313Not exactly a glass him moment but this option came out way meaner than I thought it would. Are all of them like this?
I can see it
>I can work with those LipsWhat did Robert mean by this
>>724215464Only here. He really had to vent.
>>724199758why are the supersuits so insipid and uninspired? it reminds me of those shitty designs from Invincible but I thought that was a parody of actual super hero comicseven the robot. like half the fun of piloting a giant robot is wearing a cool suit
>>724215464>>724216012Contrived as fuck railroading for that long-ass>that was a GREAT run, this was the best day the Z-team has had EVER, she even got you DONUTS you stupid pricksequenceRobert is 33, the girl's obviously troubled and has a crush on him, and going between the perp and the civvie was a marginal call either way. Realistically he wouldn't have flown the handle in such a childish way
>>724216084Because the game is mostly using the concept of heroes as a vehicle to tell a story. This is a game with superheroes in it, not really a super hero game.
>>724216148>Robert is 33Is he? The dispatch wiki has him listed as a 26 year old.
>>724216148>has a crush on himDo girls really punch their crushes?
Wtf where's Spider-Man??
Will this game come to the PS4? There is no fucking reason for it to be a PS5 exclusive, that’s gay as shit
>>724216654Just play on pc
>>724216654your pc?
>>724216351ofcourse and my clock is water resistant not waterproof>>724216478you'd be surprised the kind of stuff these dumbasses will come up with to "not be like the other girls">>724216654they could releas it on phones or even smartfridges if they wanted to, it's justa bunch of FMVs
>>724216685>>724216689Saving up for one currently :(>>724216724I would love to play this on my smart fridge
>>724216478yeah, she's practically gushing the whole timeif the 'oh he's got scars and bruises all over, I'm into that' over team comms or the inappropriate and escalatory aside about liking squirters when going down on someone when you say you like jelly donuts or literally bouncing on the balls of her feet to see you when she gets back to base didn't give it a way, then robert's pretty retarded>do girls really punch their crushespretty often, especially if they're very young or socially maladapted, It's the most common thing to see in middle schoolers. I mean, the classic tsundere or helga in hey arnold archetype exists for a reason
>>724216084neither of these designs would fit in a workplace comedy pseudo vn
>flambae isn't fucking spanishwtf
Stupid Invisible BITCH thinks she can defy MY orders!?!? Needs…..CORRECTION……
>>724216985rawdogging granny's exposed grannies...
>>724216985I wonder if she cried when she got home after Robert called her a fuck-up
>>724216985Looking back on this moment, did she make the right call? Granny was about to shoot her while the other guy wasn’t. She’s right that Robert isn’t the one risking his life.
>>724216898anon the mech looks so simple it makes the BASHO set from AC6 look hi-tech>>724216848>then robert's pretty retardedmech pilots are dense autists by default anon, everyone knows that
>>724201609>>724204913Half of the characters in the game are literally ex-cons. Blond Blazer is the only prominent female character that isn't.
>>724217237I think she disobeys you no matter what. I told her to disarm granny and he winds up with his arm burned off
Why can't Invisigirl just say she likes Robert?? They'd avoid so much by just getting that out of the way
>>724217609Uh she doesn't though
>>724217237The job itself is based around risking their lives and protecting the lives of others. Like Rob said, she let the perp get away AND the client ended up in an ambulance. The only thing she accomplished was minimizing the damage to herself, which she could have better achieved by simply not showing up. There is no point in her even being there if she believes orders are optional and that she should prioritize herself. It'd be like having a cop who would turn tail and run if things got bad or would feel justified to gun down civilians if they got spooked.
>>724217719>The only thing she accomplished was minimizing the damage to herselfofcourse the superpowered psycho wouldnt have shot the old fart for shit and gigglesall in all she did pretty good if you remember that these fuckups are at the bottom of the leaderboard which assumes a succes rate of -70%>It'd be like having a cop who would turn tail and run if things got bad or would feel justified to gun down civilians if they got spooked.... you didnt really think that one thoroughly anon
>>724217719>It'd be like having a cop who would turn tail and run if things got bad or would feel justified to gun down civilians if they got spooked.one can only imagine such a horrid reality…
>>724217719>or would feel justified to gun down civilians if they got spooked.>acornfallingoncarroof.jpg
>>724202141A leak of Hitman 2016's first level got anons super hyped when nobody had faith in them after Absolution.
>>724217871>ofcourse the superpowered psycho wouldnt have shot the old fart for shit and gigglesBut the old fart DID get shot at with her there. They simply survived on the virtue of luck. Hell, not only did they get shot at, but Invisigal inadvertently used them as a human shield.
i'm gonna feed my favorite filipina tomboy girlfailure daughterfu all the performance bonus stat boosts, rest-reducing consumables, and mission xp until she's straight 10 across the radar chart and S-ranked top of the leaderboard1% ALL THE WAY BHAYBEE
>>724217719>It'd be like having a cop who would turn tail and run if things got bad or would feel justified to gun down civilians if they got spooked.Watch out for those wild acorns.
Bump
Invisigal's smoking will be part of her self-destructive self-loathing. With encouragement, she'll stop smoking in the hopes of helping her lungs for better hero work.Maybe it'll be a fun friendship moment for her and Blazer, who is letting her hair down a bit, so to speak. >Aren't you going for a smoke break?>Nah, trying to quit.>Well give 'em to me. It's been a rough day.
>>724207172>voiced by Alannah dodged a bullet
>>724203104Reminder that Jane Kaczmarek never won a single Emmy for her performance as Lois. Insane
>>724201027Isn't she the one that's a massive prick to the MC though?
>>724206465What do you mean? She cuts her hair for "character growth"?
>>724203313Everything I've seen about her is mixed>Half is about how she's actually a good girl >The other half calls everyone that says the first one is a simp a d that she's actually a bitch that keeps fucking up and blames others
>>724201027>used goodsDROPPED
>The video game "Dispatch" is a narrative-driven superhero adventure where players manage a team of dysfunctional heroes as a dispatcher, balancing their relationships, office politics, and emergencies. Gameplay combines choice-based dialogue, similar to other Telltale-style games, with a top-down management sim where you strategically deploy heroes to crises and manage their skills. It was developed by AdHoc Studio, with former developers from Telltale Games, and features voice acting from Aaron Paul and Laura Bailey>Narrative driven You people bitched about Life is Strange and anything "Narrative Driven" but when it's LE CAPESLOP suddenly it's fun. It's not even a video game. You're selecting choices and watching actions play out, might as well be playing a twisted version of a visual novel. Reddit eat your heart
>>724220795>You people bitched about Life is Strange and anything "Narrative Driven" but when it's LE CAPESLOP suddenly it's funNo anons shit on Life is Strange because it's leftoid propoganda disguised as a video game. Especially the second and third one.
>>724210797>what a surprise
>The most popular female is a troubled goth tomboy with mental illness and temperament problems >Most likely had an abusive childhood/past >Would realistically be awful to be in a relationship with >"I can fix her" I feel like this is the most dangerous mindset to have, and a lot of men have it. You either gravitate towards these women, or they'll gravitate towards you. I used to tell people I was a "nutjob magnet" because every female I've ever been friends with has been mentally ill. I never sat down and questioned whether or not I was being drawn to them, or they were drawn to me. I think that's just what you get from women in the anime community the women are always blue-haired lesbians or whores with troubled pasts.
>>724220795If you think this is because it's capeslop you are blind to our wants. I have been jonesing for telltale style games since telltales died. The closest I could get before this moment is games like Suzerain and soon lunar ascendant. Even then those games are not truly comparable. I bought this and I hope the game sells well because unless they really utterly fuck up the ending I want to see more from this studio.
>>724216926He's apparently from Afghanistan if the in-game info is to believed? Afghan man with a "Mexican" accent?
>>724217237The thing about Dispatch is that Robert is *always* making the correct decisions and will explain his reasoning, and his subordinates are always fuck-ups that will fuck up and make the wrong decisions unless tardwrangled by Robert.
>>724220795Telltale interactive movies were fun. /v/ really liked them 10-15 years ago.Life is strange interactive movies are dull and we only like some of them because of hot, barely legal lesbians and the porn it created.Dispatch is fun, stars a super-competent white guy, all the leaks show it's 100% heterosexual, and there's not a trace of wokeshit if they're not making fun of it.
>>724206215Yes, but I outsmarted the crybaby by crying harder and leaving him confused.
>>724222093*spanish accenthe doesnt speak in spanglish like a drug dealer>>724222552>all the leaks show it's 100% heterosexual, and there's not a trace of wokeshitoh silly, silly anon they never bring that shit up the first chapter, ever>>724220573ye, "character growth"...
So how bad is the data-mining? Is everything leaked?
>>724224273>Is everything leaked?Yes
>>724200268isn't he voiced by some e-celeb faggot or something?can we kill him yet?
>>724224273only some cutscenes and part of the dialogue that maaaayyyybee they left there to get good publicity since there's no trace of woke subversive bullshit yet>>724224341>isn't he voiced by some e-celebye>can we kill himnot now or ever, do you think these snowflakes would ever allow THEIR characters to be publicly humiliated?
>ignore Blazer and don't kiss her>the game treats me like a one-night stand that's orbiting herWtf I thought it was a job interview
The writing in this game is so unbelievable cringe.
>>724206091>Woman falls in love with the man she is supposed to assassinateThe 2nd purest form of love
>>724225098Whats the first purest?
>>724225276Ehh, I don't think it works anymore in this culture climate
>>724200268>>724200142right now it makes no sense that these are the two choices. They are the two most professional members of the group who do their work without complaint and don’t seem to hate Robert for existing. When you have Flambe intentionally starting fires and scaring dispatchers off or Invisigirl ignoring orders and punching anyone who criticises her, why the fuck is it those two? Not to mention that both firings are going to piss another member of the team off with the midget for Coupe and the demon for Sonar. You could do the choice of Prism or Golem and still get the black hottie vs monster boy option out of it
>>724226048The game mot letting you fire Flambe I think is the biggest narrative blunder so far. He is easily the weakest link in the team and has actively worked against the goals of the agency by starting fires. There is no reason he should not be the one on the chopping block.
Spoil me the game, I'm refunding it.
>>724226230Just watch a lets play then
>>724226230>he boughted it>>724226048apparently hiring a barely cognizant beast and an hired gun is bad PR for your superhero business
>>724226271Nah, it suffers from the modern writing problem of confusing "mature" writing with constant quipping and swearing.
>>724226406That doesn't ever relate to my post at all, did you reply to the wrong person?
>>724226421I was explaining why I wouldn't bother with watching a lets play.
>>724199758That's fucking Omniman
>>724199758Disgusting game
