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The new Halo must be good if this is the most viral critique the Halo "fans" can come up with.
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>>724200564
do you even understand why an ammo count on the needler is retarded?
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UH GUH DURR
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>>724200564
lmao retard
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>>724200637
It's an OP on /v/, so no, he's completely retarded.
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what's the problem exactly? seems helpful.
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>add dakka
>fake ork fan screeches
sad
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>>724200564
But all weapons had a ammo count in the og games, even the sword.
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>sprinting ruins the hecking mystery my fellow xirs!
>yes I can just not sprint but still!
Kek

>>724200637
An ammo counter on every gun is retarded because the HUD has the ammo counter. Why not look at my HUD?

>LE STORY AND ROLEPLAY
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>>724200865
The needler now has two ammo counters.
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>>724200771
the needler in halo 1 already had an immersive environmental ammo counter, anon
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Halo was always good. You were just convinced otherwise because it wasn't on one specific platform. Now that it's on that platform, everyone is going to jerk off about how good it is. It's going to be, for as much as the world cares, the best Halo to ever exist.

Whether the game itself is actually good doesn't matter.
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>>724200637
here didnt the needles go away as you fired, so the design of the gun itself acted as an ammo counter
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>>724200771
The needler already has a visible physical ammo counter. The needles. You can already see how many needles are loaded/spent by looking at the top of the gun. This would be like if Isaac Clarke had his health meter spine, then also had a screen on his back right next to it that said XX% health.
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>>724200771
Anon it's the fucking needler, it shoots the purple needles that are on the gun's back
That is by itself an ammo counter, it's retarded to add another one on top of that
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>>724200906
the needles on the needler are the ammo counter anon, they disappear as they get shot.
a digital display ammo counter is pointless since there is already a giant fucking ammo counter on the top of the gun.
so you really didn't understand why it was pointless.

I don't even like halo or play it and I know how the needler works, are you really that retarded?
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>>724201020
Ikr? Now it's completely ruined. This is like a real holocaust

>>724201142
Halo was always good, most "fans" now just arent impressionable little kids anymore. Halo 3 was likely the prime of their lives when they had friends and weren't depressed due to their estrogen injections so they pretend everything else sucks and not their own life.
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It's also stupid to give the alien guns designs that suit the marines/humans use. The point was that theyre alien. It ruins the contrast.
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>>724200564
Are they seriously complaining about this? They deserve shit games.
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>>724201184
>it's le pointless so the game is ruined
The rest of the game must be nice if this is the worst it gets. A tiny little light on a gun.
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how much do you wanna bet this thread was made by this very same faggot shilling his twitter?
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>>724201329
fuck off, OP
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>>724200564
This needler example was already implemented in Infinite. Why weren't Halo fans vocal about it then
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>>724200906
Funny enough the gameplay lead of the original says that the sprint in the gameplay footage actually ruined the music trigger timing.
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>>724201453
Nobody except retards played Infinite.
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>>724201453
>it's le pointless so the game is ruined
Because nobody plays or talks about halo infinite
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>>724200637
Anon, he doesn't play video games
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>>724201453
Infinite wasn't directly remaking a better game
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>>724200564
>Halo fans are the most mentally ill fans on the planet
What tipped you off, this tweet or Halofags putting on dresses just to talk to Steve Downs and Jen Taylor?
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>>724200564
they're showing the first 5 steps of a UE5 environment it's actually pathetic then a fuckup like this. why don't they just take the CE anniversary engine and make new textures? retards
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>>724200906
>sprinting ruins the hecking mystery my fellow xirs!
>yes I can just not sprint but still!
Correct. If sprint is there, you're going to sprint. Because of that, you're going to get a worse experience. What the player "can" do is irrelevant. All that matters is what players will do.
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>>724201548
>>724201567
Then why do you care now
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It's over. Why does the menu not look exactly like the 90s PC menu? The zoomer kids who never played Halo before will see it isn't the same and stop playing! Please! Stop trying to get new audiences! Please appease the people who whine about everything!
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>falling for demakes
>buying demakes
>giving attention to demakes

I SHIGGY DIGGY HOPE YOU GUYS DONT DO THIS DEMAKE GAMES ARE THE BANE OF THE CURRENT INDUSTRY EVERY REMAKE IS A DEMAKE
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>>724200564
KYS 343 shill, hope you and everyone involved with this disgusting slop suffers the most phisically possible painful demise
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why even make this shit, just port over the mcc and ship it with a halo 3 remaster. Why remaster arguably the worst campaign out of the trilogy and not remaster the only halo waiting for one.
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>>724201703
if it was in infinite it was a mistake to do it then too, its still a mistake now.
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>>724201693
>It's worse because I can get to where I want faster
>b-b-but the music
Marty's and Michael's musics were always overrated anyways.
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>>724201548
>>724201567
This is the infinite team
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KIll everyone at 343/halo studios total 343 and their drones death.
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>>724201717
>complaining about a fucking demo title screen
Man, Halofags really are retarded
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>>724201792
Pacing and atmosphere are an important part of a videogame, yes.
>b-b-b-but I need to get through the 1% of the game that isn't shooting even FASTER I can't stop for a MOMENT in my... slow paced console shooter
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>>724201693
Plenty of games have sprint and there are moments where the player has a moment they can enjoy the atmosphere or they can sprint. If you wanna enjoy the atmosphere don't sprint.

>>724201728
That's fine but Halo fans deserve an even worse fate for somehow being bigger faggots than 343.
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>>724200564
>Halo fans are the most mentally ill fans on the planet
idk, you stupid shills must be worse.
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>>724201857
How about just not playing the fucking game, you damn socialist
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>>724201857
If 343 made the original trilogy you trannies would be whining about something for sure. Halo niggas cried about Halo 2 when it came out. Some cried about Halo 3, then ODST, then Reach. You trannies always whine about the latest thing. You find whatever you can to cry about. You're pathetic and sad.
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>>724201867
Your piece of shit is slow anyway; the running faster button just speeds it up
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>>724201453
Halo Infinite isn’t Halo 1

why the would I care about a completely different game made by a completely different studio 20 years later having a different gun design?
This is a gun made 24 years ago being presented as the worse modern version, it’s like placing a 2002 Sedan in a WW2 movie because it was created by Mercedes-Benz
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>>724201792
Why do shills always hate the thing they are actually supposed to be shilling for?
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>>724201871
>Plenty of games have sprint and there are moments where the player has a moment they can enjoy the atmosphere or they can sprint.
I would thoroughly argue that games with sprint near universally have terrible atmosphere.
Any game that does would have been actually designed around sprinting, which is not just a matter of putting sprint in the game and forgetting about it. Pacing sections became far more restrictive and arbitrary once sprint became more common in games, since they developers knew that players wouldn't be looking around if they didn't literally have to stop.
>>724201991
It's slow, but not because of the couple of hallways you have to walk down.
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>>724202025
Maybe they arent shills. Just like Halo "fans" arent fans.
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>>724201792
so youre arguing the music sucks, and the gameplay sucks, so this is a good change?
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>>724202064
yeah yeah yeah whatever you retarded shill, no one is gonna buy this shitty remake.
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>>724202041
Even if thwre wasn't sprint some zoomer with a low attention span isn't going to stop, look around and be like "I wonder who created these structures". So the point is moot. These niggas didnt do that when they played when they were 12.
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>>724202041
>It's slow, but not because of the couple of hallways you have to walk down.
The best part of Halo is being in vehicles

>>724202106
Yes
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>>724202171
Plenty of new players will most likely. If you Halo troons stopped playing and left so a new generation who doesn't cry about everything carried the franchise instead of you gatekeeping troons maybe Halo will be good again
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Oh my god I'm neeeeeedling aaaaaaaaah
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>>724202180
You don't have to be literally thinking about something explicitly for it to form part of your awareness, stop being a retard. Momentary breaks can let people take in things, this shouldn't be too complicated for you.
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>>724202313
This, these faggots don't realize they helped killed Xbox.
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>>724202313
>gatekeeping troons
Nobody buys this shit, come on shill
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>>724202313
>maybe Halo will be good again
Fucking kek, you stupid retard. The people making this game haven't made a single good game in their entire careers. Every single game they have made has been a colossal failure and a fuck up. How many times does 343 need to burn you before you learn.
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>>724202410
I'm sure plenty of Playstation fans are hyped. Playstation fans slurp whatever slop is given to them. So Microsoft is smart. Abandon the troons who wish they were baxk in 07 and get the Playstation zoomers on their franchise.
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>>724202410
Then why the hell do you care that they're still getting made? When you stop getting a game, you move on from it, you don't get involved just to bitch about something you weren't planning to get anyway.
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>>724202473
>The people making this game haven't made a single good game in their entire careers. Every single game they have made has been a colossal failure and a fuck up.
>source: my estrogen filled brain
Many people play their games and found them good. What makes your tranny opinion and the opinion of other twitter trannies more valuable?
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I genuinely don't get what is supposed to make Halo good or bad. The games were always generic garbage and at one point people liked it and then another they started hating it.
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>>724200564
>Indian Thread
Missed me with your faggot shit, Raj.
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>>724202483
>>724202530
>pwease pwease stop shitting on a game my employers worked so hard on pwease!!
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>Shitposters are now going to be forced by their broken brains to defend this slop for the next year for 16 hours a day.
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>>724202564
Ok, this is just bait now.
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Remake not a remaster.

If anything they didn't go far enough.

Should have made it a third person game with all new cutscenes.

Wouldn't want anybody to think they've "played Halo" after going through this.
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>>724202578
I'll tell you what changed. The fans were kids when the older ones came out and now the "fans" are depressed losers who are balding, skinny fat redditors who hate everything because they look at the news and see Trump destroying LGBT rights.
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>>724202530
I meant that nobody buys the idea of "gatekeeping troons", anon. I was calling him a retarded shill that is blindly mashing buzzwords together to make an argument where there is none. It's increadibly transparent that he's here because he's paid to and has heard "/v/ complains about troons a lot, so call everyone who doesn't like the game a troon".
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>>724201383
>they cant get a mindbogglingly simple concept, that literally stares you in the face. but that just means the rest of what we cant see is flawless and not reiterated by ignoramuses1!!
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>>724202669
I accept your concession.

>>724202741
>schizophrenic delusions
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>>724202578
Ironically, whining about a game you haven't played to fit in makes you a generic, garbage /v/ anon.
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Will I be able to customize my spartan with skibidi rizz in this game? I'm trying to aura maxx on the Covenant invaders.
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>>724202012
Halo Campaign Evolved isn't Halo 1 either
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>>724202789
They gave us a massive demo and the most talked about critique is "LE NEEDLER SCREEN".
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>>724202836
I played Halo 3 and have beaten it like 3 times, 2 times coop with good friends. And it was and still is absurdly generic garbage and this is supposed to be one of the better ones.
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>>724200564
These shills are getting so damn desperate lmao
Halo Studios is sweating bullets now that even their biggest youtube defenders aren't thrilled about the remake
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>>724202615
>snoygros and microsoft pajeet shills think they'll have a chance of getting through to halo autists who have been shitting on 343i slop for almost 15 years now

good luck
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>>724202964
What other games are like Halo?
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Fuck y'all I'm still hyped this game looks EPIC!
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>>724202578
Setting and story are really cool initially. For me, Master Chief got power-scaled retardedly and the story gets stale.

Gameplay-wise, I mostly agree. It's good, it's polished, but:
If you're coming off of Quake and Unreal, the gunplay is just terrible and everything is so damn slow.
If you're coming off Half-Life, the set-pieces are visually impressive, but less refined.

Then we can look at things that came out after it.
FEAR blows it away in gunplay and environments.
Crysis gives you power armor... that actually gives your character superpowers beyond 'punch hard' and 'bullet sponge'.


It's always stunning how no one looked at that needler design and pointed out that it is retarded. How many levels of management looked at that shit and thought it was OK?
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>>724201693
It's amazing that we went from games not finishing narratives and questlines to not even being finished at all
Worst of all this "YOU DECIDE :)" all coming under the excuse of accessibility
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>>724202313
you are legitimately retarded and should kill yourself immediately
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>>724200564
>40k and halo
jesus dude, are these empty headed faggots mass produced in a factory? why are these twitter threads even allowed
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>>724200906
i bet you are the kind of retard these accessibility changes cater to
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>>724203147
get brain fucked stupid nigger faggot shill
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>>724200564
GOOD MORNING SAAR
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>>724202578
They will just tell you "You just have to have been there" even the retarded ex-Bungie devs kept saying the same thing. Just tells you everything you need to know, Halo was a trend, nothing more.
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>>724201978
This is such a retarded observation. Name one game that didn't have a large portion of people complaining about it when it releases. Halo 3 sold well and had a large playerbase for a long time, most people enjoyed it
People complaining about this game is not indicative of anything other than the game itself
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Hate to burst anyones bubble or kill the hype but I'll tell you exactly what's going to happen. The game will launch, it'll be a 7/10, completely mid, just ok. Nothing really new or innovative, it will prod at the nostalgia feels a bit, but it won't ever feel like it was. It'll be fine but forgettable and a month after it launches no one will be talking about it anymore. And life will go on. That's just how it goes.
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>>724203076
>zero effort bait in preparation of goalpost moving
Says everything that needs to be said about the quality of halo when the fans are that defensive.
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>>724203312
>Jesus dude, are these empty headed faggots mass produced in a factory?
Yes, the factory is called "social media". Algorithm trends force exposure to a limited number of franchises and thus create people that all like the same shit.
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>>724203346
Xbox flagship
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>>724202605
>instead of realizing this series no longer represents my interests, I'm going to constantly bitch, threaten the devs, and threatens anyone who dares takes an interest in their games over playing muh dear BUNGIE's games
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>>724203395
just like the oblivion flopmaster
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>>724202741
There was literally a Halo tranny yesterday asking for The Weapon's name. I was so disgusted in seeing the tranny that I cut it off and ended up finding out her name after. You guys are freaks.
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>>724203184
It's for this reason I've always felt like vehicles had a stronger role in Halo than people realized. Or at least was a strong point of how synergistic the narrative and world building was with the aesthetics and designs.
But now that I think about it, besides Tribes were there any FPS that had player driven vehicles before it? HL1 had on-rail segments, Battlefield was a year after
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>>724203401
Are you saying me asking for other games that are like Halo is bait? If you are saying it's generic, by definition that means it does nothing different to other games. Truthfully I ask because I've already played the Halo series dozens of times and wouldn't mind playing something new that's similar
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>>724203147
We riding!
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>>724201453
I didn't even notice desu.
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>>724203539
Not anymore, lol
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>>724200564
Grunts are retarded and need it.
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>>724203395
>it'll be a 7/10
a 343 game being anything above a 6/10?
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>>724203346
Normies discovering online fragging was as mindblowing them discovering Goldeneye. Both not particularly great, especially in the eyes of PC players, but with zero context for them, a landmark achievement in their mind
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>>724200906
the game will be balanced around sprinting
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>>724203432
but why would anyone willingly subject themselves to being brainwashed, like it should be obvious these things are poison. like what level of misery is required to leave the cave
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>>724203776
I thought they're farming out the games to other devs now.
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>>724203828
There are no alternatives. The public forum was handed over to corporations, it's all there is for discussion and general social interaction.
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>>724201453
Halo fans always have something to bitch about. Did you know these fuckers bitched about Sprint for an entire year or Infinite but then stopped the moment the beta or flight released and they loving the game, they started hating Infinite when it became a trend to hate it. These dumb fuckers are reactionary trend chasers.
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>>724203682
You're asking for something that in your mind is super specific in the broadest most general way possible you could ask. Regardless of your intentions, this is genuinely the lowest quality kind of shitpost that can be uttered on here since you're not even fit for human communication if you believe this is passable.
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>>724203828
oh no im banned
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>"wow halo fans are really only complaining about this little thing!"
>proceeds to list out multiple things wrong with the remake
What did OP mean by this?
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>>724202025
If I were a shill, I would be kissing ass, I'm just interested in Campaign Evolved
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>>724203776
more like -7/10
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>>724200637
Numbers are a universal language that any species that's sentient would know far more simple than that count display aliens would definitely be smart enough to use numbers especially if they can make firearms and tech in general that advanced
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>>724200564
chat is this real?
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>>724203903
You say that as though "generic" isn't amongst the most broad and lowest quality criticism in the first place, barely a grade above "slop"
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>>724201453
There was so much wrong with Infinite that the little details just flew over everyone's head.
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>>724204051
Then why didn't they use numbers instead?
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>>724202578
>I genuinely don't get what is supposed to make Halo good or bad
The fans certainly don't. They are the same as stupid starwars fans who just whine about everything out of a vague sense of disappointment. The issue is they actually want something groundbreaking and new, the way halo felt in its era but they have mistaken this desire for wanting exactly the same stale 2001 era FPS again and again. 343 is so retarded they have started to believe that this is actually what the fans want. now they are remaking a game that was already remade and the only thing these fans feel in response is revulsion at minute details normal people wouldn't care about.
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>>724204246
Because the devs are dumb niggers
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>>724204051
nigger the number of needles left are literally the number of needles sticking out of the top of the fucking gun
the fact that they added a display for that shows how fucking braindead retarded 343 devs are and why they've absolutely killed the biggest ever franchise in gaming
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>>724201453
Because the game was so subpar that details like this get lost in the ether. 15 years of corporate mandated abuse tends to do wonders to your cognitive functions.
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it ruins the design

it looked so weird and alien before now it looks like a nerf toy
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>>724204106
I have set no trap but clearly uttered my ignorance on the matter openly inviting experts on the topic. No matter the bad faith, my initial post has made it impossible for me to change the goal in any meaningful way. I made it clear, I will always be in the lesser position regarding this topic.

You however stated a question in such a way leaving zero vulnerability or intention. No matter what answer you would have received you were free to bend it however you wish. Just mere bait to waste the time of others since they can only make a shot in the dark. Is there a possibility that you would respond in any meaningful or genuine way? Yes, but the risk is too high. If you had good intentions or legitimate curiosity then you would have prepared your question differently.
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>>724204424
not to mention you can see how many needles you have left STICKING OUT OF THE FUCKING GUN
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Nu halo is for reatarded faggots made by retarded jeet faggots, everyone who played shitfinite or this demake deserves to get shot along their family members.
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>>724203894
they've always been farming out the game, it's extremely funny to look into anything "good" by 343 and learning it was a completely different dev team. However until the credits for the remake are released it seems like they are heading production, meanwhile the rumour is Certain Affinity are working on a future MP release.
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>>724204197
These are bitching nonstop while ignoring a lot of the attention to details such as the sand reacting to vehicles and weapons being dropped on it along with bodies, blood being brought back, when Hunters are shot, they worms fall out. It's like these fuckers don't like Halo or video games, they have both split-screen and online coop back DAY ONE, and they're still bitching about multiplayer which has been on the decline since Halo 3. When that comes with the most options any multiplayer has ever had in this series to play it your way, these bastards will still bitch. I don't think they're Halo fans or multiplayer. They also tend to suck off Bungie a lot. They're also Christcucks. They hold a lot of similarities with woke faggots which makes me believes those Satanic faggots are also Christians in their rebellious age.
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>>724201453
Infinite already had bigger problems on its mind. And with remaking a game, it will especially be compared to the original and held under harsher judgment than an actual new entry in a series that many already considered to have ended with Bungie at that point. Crowbcat videos are a prime example of this.
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>>724204602
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>>724204319
This, I just want a fun game
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>>724204523
Fine then, have you played any FPS games with the variety of enemies and weapons that actually have different effects like Halo 3? I personally find most other shooters a bit boring because they often have enemy types that don't actually have different behaviour that would require approaching them in different ways and I would like some recommendations.
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>>724204640
>Work in Progress
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>>724204573
I imagine the new devs are more "generic" so to speak since its unreal engine now, though I don't know how different the halo engine or whatever its called is compared to UE.
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>>724203664
How important were vehicles to Tribes? To my knowledge, skiing as a mechanic was considered accidental before it became official in the sequels.
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>>724200564
Yellow Paint Plague
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>>724204602
>they have both split-screen and online coop back DAY ONE
Its not like they would ever lie about that or anything.
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this gun looks really familiar, didn't I play this 20 years ago
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>>724203147
>y'all
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>>724200564
How will they fuck up the carbine and laser snipers lol
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>>724204772
cope
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>>724204934
They literally showed it off, something they didn't do for Infinite.
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>>724204051
the fucking needles disappear when the gun fires them, numbers dont even enter into it
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>>724203896
why the fuck am i playing espgaluda instead of halo rn then, this shit is a choice
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>>724204602
You gotta calm down dude. lol
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>>724205001
>November 2026
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>>724200564
yikes forever
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It's so fucking dumb not just because there's already a visual cue for it but your hud also displays it. You effectively have 3 displays for a weapon that can only kill when you mag dump anyway, which that fact in itself complicates this retarded new design.
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>>724205060
I meant no alternatives to social media, the thing that drove them to become obsessed with these franchises well after they stopped having any value.
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>>724204758
Returnal definitely has this. Now if the other aspects align with what you want I don't know. But it has a lot of enemy variety and ways to approach these enemies.
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>>724203147
>literally nothing clear or in focus
Optometry Simulator 2026
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>>724201738
>CE
>worst campaign
what's it like being brain dead?
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>>724200564
I never played Halo anons why is this bad, I don't get it, I personally see it as a neat detail, please don't kill me.
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>>724204602
keep seethin jeet boy then kys
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>>724205235
The needles on the gun disappear as you shoot. The ammo counter represents the things that are right there on the gun and you can look at.
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>>724205165
You don't need to be able to see anything when we have markers for you to follow :^)
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>>724205228
CE is the worst campaign of the Bungie games though
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>>724200771
Lorewise you can literally see the needle in the gun.
Player pov wise, there's a number of the ammo on the UI.
Yes adding screen like that is redundant and retarded.
t. never played halo games
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>>724205235
disingenous shill
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>>724205335
Couldn't be more false.
CE > 3 > Reach > 2
It's not up for debate.
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>>724205312
Alright yeah that's retarded.
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>>724200564
>Gun is beautifully crafted so you can see the ammo count by just looking at the spent needles on the top
>Some brownoid doesn't understand letting a design speak for itself and slaps a dogshit ammo counter on the back because SAAR THE NEEDLEFULS
>OP, likely also brown, doesn't see the fucking issue
The Needler having an ammo counter is the equivalent of your watch having a smaller watch that tells the exact same time underneath it. It is that fucking stupid.
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>>724205149
>I meant no alternatives to social media
but i can literally just go to a discord and talk about shmups if i want. what is the value of using twitter? it may as well not exist. never in my life have i ever had a twitter account and thanks to elon because of this i cant even look at whats on there.

and as a side note, imagine how retarded and alien all these twitter screencap threads the mods allow are to me because of this. people make a billion threads a day about a site i cannot access and dont know how it even works.
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>>724200564
golems such as yourself wouldn't get it OP
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>>724204602
>ignoring a lot of the attention to details such as the sand reacting to vehicles and weapons being dropped on it along with bodies, blood being brought back, when Hunters are shot, they worms fall out
So basic bitch stuff that was in the original or another dumb pretty feature from UE5 slop?
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>>724205138
>can only kill when you mag dump anyway
Hey now don't underestimate the melee where you break off like half the needles into a xenos sluggy skull. It's probably the most logical onetap melee in-universe even without MCs gorilla strength riflebutting
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>>724205368
I really never played Halo anon I'm sorry, but other anon explained why, thank.
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>>724205542
This the demake is an ugly damn u5 abomination, pure lazy visual cancer nothing will ever top bungie's masterpieces.
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>>724205439
It's not just twitter specifically. Youtube, reddit, instagram, tiktok, god forbid facebook. All these feed driven sites all do the same thing, and they're the only way to engage with the wider population which is something that most people are interested in doing inherently.
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>>724205542
None of this shit was in the original except the blood, the game was even devoid of wildlife.
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>>724205052
>they definitely wouldn't lie
Definitely bro.
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>>724205159
I've heard good things about Returnal before so I will look into it.
Still, going back to the "generic" criticism, Returnal is a 2021 game that is 3rd person, so I hardly think that it could be used in an argument for why Halo is generic.
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>>724200564
i just know that was some junior/intern's assignment and they spent an entire month getting that just right.
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Remember back to the first time you finished Halo. When you were sitting there at the credits screen thinking.
>"Hell yeah, that was badass. I hope someday they make more like this. I can't wait to see what kinds of crazy and cool new stuff they could do in the future with new technology. Imagine what this could be like in 10 or 20 years!"
Well, welcome back to square one. Guess not too much has changed huh? Lol
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>>724205676
>>724205439
As a side note, this need is clearly one you also have. You're here. I'm here. Despite this fucking site and this godforsaken board being a near unusable shithole full of these worthless twitter screencap shill threads. People have a desire to talk to a wider audience than their immediate friends, even if they don't realize it.
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>>724205820
Yeah but now it's better because it looks and plays like every other game and I can sprint
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They even brought back the original difficulty descriptions meaning Phil's shitty woke difficulty description mandate has been removed entirely.
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>>724205815
Bold of you to assume it isn't AI generated. It's the right level of retarded for an AI to think that it makes sense. Even better, possibly even an AI created by pajeets so its handicap is maxed out.
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>>724205676
>the only way to engage with the wider population
is the "wider population" really these people though? like is the faggot who's identity is "i play nothing but halo, 40k, elder scrolls, and fallout" really a significant group? like to me it seems more people are interested in watching a zoomer chemically synthesize a plastic glove into hot sauce than cringe halo and 40k memes. I feel this subculture has targeted a very specific group of fat redditors that has given up on enjoying anything. like what kind of boring retard would repeatedly play video games that are all shit. like how many shit games do you have to play before you start looking for something else and actually put effort into enjoying something.
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>>724205836
>As a side note, this need is clearly one you also have. You're here. I'm here.
I use 4chan about 90% less than I use to because it has become so bad and full of these boring sloppers.
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I always wondered why the needles werent like manufactured perfect or whatever they're all jaggy
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this is one of the first times I have seen a remake and felt it is objectively worse than the original

The RT icon in the corner the whole time also cracks me up, like they expect you to forget the shoot button at some point during gameplay and need to see that visual reminder in the HUD at all times.
Also the astroturfing is blatant and gay. kill all shills
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This is so fucking irrelevant, the people who played Halo experienced the game when it came out, who gives a fuck who experiences the new remake of it, seriously.
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>>724206080
Nilered is 34
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>>724206204
>stop noticing things and let people buy garbage. who cares.
imagine the nose
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>>724205820
Halo is supposed to be industry leading and it's supposed to be the best of Xbox. In an ideal scenario we would be watching them pioneer technology, incorporating flight systems as refined as MS flight simulator's with driving physics as robust as Forza, new vehicles, new planets, new aliens, new grand sci-fi concepts. What star citizen is able to make people feel when they are scamming the shit out of them is what halo should have been delivering.

343 is so buck broken they have retreated to obsessing over textures and water physics on a 25 year old rotting corpse.
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>>724206204
Me
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>>724206257
Faggot. If you care how other people spend their money buying shit, you're the fucking kike. Get your fucking old Xbox out and play the original Halo. Fuck, some of you retards are so stupid.
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But the original Halo was a demake already. They revealed something fucking awesome back in 2000 then made it console exclusive slop.
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>>724206080
The start looking at more interesting stuff, or just for humor. Over time the algorithm pushes most people further and further towards hyperobsession with a couple of specific topics. Social media has been exceedingly effective at this in all fields. I mean, look at politics.
Don't get me wrong though, these warhammer/halo faggots are generally fairly retarded and worthless, but that is most people statistically and we've engineered as system to make them care the most about the gayest shit.
>>724206119
Same, and yet here I am.
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>>724206303
Pretty much, now the closest thing you can hope for to the mechanics you described is going to be found within GTA6. So no alien worlds or grand sci-fi concepts, hope you like Miami! And well, if you don't then maybe you'll have another chance in another 20 years or so.
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>>724200564
they should add an ammo counter next to the reticle also, and a meter that depletes around it too. maybe it can also glow more red as it runs out of ammo. otherwise I might get confused.
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>>724206303
It hasn't been industry leading since 2007, what the fuck are you on about?
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>>724206414
>JUST BUY THE REMAKE ATOP COMPLAINING
>YOU ARE THE KIKE
insane jew moment
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>>724200771
The ammo counter is already represented by the shards on top.
It's needlessly pandering to utter retards.
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>>724206604
>So no alien worlds or grand sci-fi concepts
Of course not. Those are things for nerds, and people that do gay shit like read or play videogames. We need to capture the widest possible audience.
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>>724200564
Imagine seeing something like the needler and going "we NEED to convey to the player how much ammo is left in this gun!!!!".
I don't think most people are even going to notice the small ammo counter next to the GIGANTIC DEPLETING NEEDLES.

Speaking of ammo they nerfed the AR's ammo count in a single player only game its fucking garbage.
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>>724200564
I don't like sprint cause it ruins atmospheric pacing on levels. I don't like hitmarkers because halo 1 was already good with both audio and visual indicators of when you hit an enemy. I don't like the new art style because UE5 photorealism'ification takes away from the simplistic parts of the art style in the original that gave halo it's charm and mystery. 343's art team only knows 'bevel' and 'bevel again' as the basics of forerunner architectural design. I don't like them changing guns to add stuff that was never needed, because you have a HUD that TELLS YOU how much ammo you have left, ALREADY. I don't like the idea of them adding onto and changing the story of the original game due to both quality of product and self congratulation concerns. Some 343 employees have already said that 'we did this, and it's great, this is OUR work' about a story and game that was made 24 years ago. I don't like the changes to cortana's voice acting that make her seems frantic, childish and almost in a constant state of adrenaline dump. I don't like the new reload animations that lack both the punch and flair of the originals. I don't like the sound design because of audio bloat in every single sound. I don't like the cutscenes attempting to marvel'ify the nature of the game, with a constant need to show big flash explosion or over exaggerated character movements. I don't like the idea of 343 thinking they are heir to a legacy of games, disliked or not, but still legendary in their own right with their track record being failure after failure. But most of all, I don't like 343 period. They don't deserve this and there is not such thing as 'third times the charm'. They will fuck it up, it will be, at best, mediocre, and they will take credit for being the 'good' halo makers at the smallest inkling of success.
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>>724206654
It hasn't been relevant since 2007 either you dumb fuck. That's the point.
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>>724205561
So you still kill by "mag dumping", only the analog way. It's a weapon that not only gives you a counter for the ammunition, but doesn't even have to do so in the first place because you're dumping it every time no matter what. There is no "MLG" needler user conserving their ammo, counting shots and using half mags, you shart your shards and watch him ragdoll or auto seek doesn't work and you wish you had picked up the BR.
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>>724201453
I did. My complaints just got lost in a sea of other complaints. That’s the thing with 343 games, you can fill an entire book with just a list of complaints.
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>>724206712
>It's needlessly pandering to utter retards
>needle-ssly
Good pun, also maybe we're all the dumb retards here for not seeing 343s intent here. This type of stupid overdesign makes sense for the Grunts. The aliens who frequently get their own sticky grenades stuck to their own hands canonically and flee into their allies ranks with said active bomb
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>>724207119
kek I remember people doing that on their forums during the shitfinite beta hoping they'd actually fix any of it
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>>724205228
Yes I quite enjoy the repetitive level design and going through the same copy and pasted rooms for an 30 mins straight. I loved assault on the control room so much I had to clean the cum out of my pants when I played that one mission and got to go through it backwards
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>>724201397
since he's an actual /v/tard? 90%
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Reminder, that this is the Reach version of blam!, this means Elites can jump on the Warthog turret and shoot you again.
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>>724200564
The gun already shows you all the chambered rounds on the top. Having an ammo counter is fucking pointless
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>>724206303
>Halo is supposed to be industry leading and it's supposed to be the best of Xbox
This shit hasn't been true for over two decades and that's a good thing.
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Why did they change cortana's appearance in 2?
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>>724200906
>yes I can just not sprint but still!
They've still inflated the size of the levels to accommodate sprintfags
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>>724207409
>increase speed
>but also increase distance
........did they not fucking pass high school? This does nothing. Except arguably make it more tedious to go from a to be because you don't always move at the same speed, now.
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>>724207409
No, they didn't, they increased the size of the map for you co-op faggots.
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It's not even close to one of the biggest issues with the game but "Campaign Evolved" is such a dumb name for a Halo remake. It's like calling a Reach remake "Halo Reachmastered". It's a dumb fan nickname that they decided to make the official title.
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>>724207696
>believing 343's justification for something
>ever
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>>724200771
the needles in the needler already showed you that.
it's not like human weapons where you'd have no idea how many bullets are left in the magazine.
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>>724200564
>needler ammo counter matches the needles in the back of the gun
>presumably they blink out as the needles themselves do
Holy Soul.
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Even ChatGPT a soulless AI can tell shit is soulless lmao
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>>724207759
>Halo Reachmastered
Quit giving the shills new bad ideas.
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>>724207759
nah anon, if they remake reach it'd be
>Halo: Reach Remembered
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Who fucking CARES
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>>724207696
Isn't this actually way worse of a justification? There are way less people going to be complaining about sprint or choosing not to use it then there are people that will be playing this either single player or 2 player co-op.
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>>724200564
only people who actually played the games would understand why that is so ridiculous sorry you're such a faggot OP
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>>724207759
>>724207889
>>724207991
Halo Reach-around
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>>724208102
This, nu halo players like op should kill themselves Stabbing his anus with an ice pick, Halo is Bungie.
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>>724200564
I think ammo count screens are good and I thought they were the coolest shit ever in Doom 3 as a little kid
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>>724200564
isn't DakkaDakka the Kino Casino?
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>>724207759
Acknowledging even just fan names for anything always feels like a concession that you have no vision or passion for your own creation. I respect the nips for not falling prey to this. It devalues your product. It's not really your vision anymore at that point, it's some retarded autist's.
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>>724201383
If you arrive at a restaurant and you see the door handle has been poorly glued on, do you expect the food inside will be excellent because that must be the "worst it gets"? Retard
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>>724204051
This is what a retard pretending to be smart looks like
Remember: pretending to know shit is worse than not knowing shit
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halo was always a casual throwaway kind of game

as a PChad it was ok but nothing groundbreaking at the time
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>>724211191
Average 343tard, hope he kills himself.
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>>724200564
Based UX devs doing major work for 500k per second
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>>724200564
i didn't think seeing one of my favorite games turn into UE5 remake slop would hurt as much as it does
you could paste this onto a screenshot of literally any open world UE5 game, set the opacity to 92% and tweak the brightness/contrast a tiny bit and i'm sure it would fit in nearly every time
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It's not that the ammo counter on the needler itself is a dealbreaker.
It's that if they can't even get such a simple design decision right nor understand why it was like that in the original, there is little hope they can do other more complex stuff properly. It'd be like expecting a retard who can't perform simple arithmetic to learn calculus.
If you do not understand this simple implicit point the twitterfag is making, you are mentally retarded and should crawl into the deepest corner of the Earth and stay there until you repent and become at least slightly less retarded.
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>>724201453
I've seen so little discussion about Infinite that I didn't even know it had the needler desu.
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>>724213863
its completely forgetable in every regard
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Why does Xbox not shitcan the entirety of 343i?
The decision to let these retards ruin Halo annoys me to no end. If Xbox exiting the vidya market is what it takes to shutdown 343i, so be it.
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>>724200564
It might be something small, but it suggests they're retards who don't have a clue what they're doing. Bad sign.
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>IT'S JUST (...)
So these threads are just Shazamposting?
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>>724201717
>Stop trying to get new audiences!
Yes. Chasing the wider audience always leads to retarded changes that make something worse, more dumbed down, more diluted. It's also very disrespectful to the material.
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>>724201926
>acts like remakes and remasters simply exist in addition to the originals, when the intent is clearly to replace them
>has no argument so brings up socialism out of nowhere
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>>724202025
That's the latest playbook. They did it with Silent Hill 2 Remake and F as well
>I'm such a fan of these games, but they're SHIT, this new thing is much better!
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>>724200564
Faggots who post irrelevant twitter screenshot threads on /v/ need to be fucking banned
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>>724202564
It's always funny to watch shills try to fit in
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>>724200637
>>724200564
I don't know what the fuck is up with the replies and why no one is getting why this is retarded but it's because when you shoot the fucking needler, the needles are shot out, so they disappear per shot

I swear to GOd, everyone is retarded except me
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>>724202736
>if I insult the fans and imply they're faggots, surely that will make people buy our game!
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>>724200564
the ammo screen is not only retarded, as you already can see the ammo on this weapon, but it also ruins the aesthetic of the weapon, like if a stupid human being had get his filthy hands on this magnificent alien weapon and jury-rigged the the cheap screen into it.
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>>724204319
>minute details normal people wouldn't care about.
Sounds like the fans know what they're talking about
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>>724205138
Last time I mag dumped a needer there where three explosions.
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>>724214671
someone did point that out which makes you one of the retarded people you feel youre above.
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Reminder one of the original designers of Silent Cartographer has called the changes 343 made retarded. Even adding sprint unintentionally broke the music triggers because the player moves too fast.
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>>724209158
No that's PPP
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>>724200906
Imagine getting a sense of wonder and joy from hallways made to separate levels. It's Disney theme park adult levels of retarded.
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>>724214624
stay mad idiot
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>>724215412
This this this, fuck anything made by 343
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>>724213863
That utter abomination of a game deserves no attention but shame kill all 343niggers
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>>724203395
Should we crawling in my skin and die?
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It’s funny watching all the halo YouTubers try and pretend to be excited for this, but deep down they know it looks awful. We as a community have become incredibly pessimistic and critical over the years but even when you try to see the good it still looks like shit, because they did the number one thing that anyone with common sense could have told them not to do which is not to reuse assets from prior games because that is literally half the reason the original remaster was criticised.
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>>724215927
Worst looking game this year, 343 are the cancer that kills the fps hope they all die.
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>>724200564
Adolf Needler?
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>>724201020
>>724201161
>>724201174
>>724205351
>>724206712
>>724207779
>The ammo counter is already represented by the shards on top.
HOW THE FUCK DID I NEVER NOTICE THAT?
I guess it's because the UI also shows the ammo count so I never paid attention.
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Developed with copilot, probably. Wouldn't be surprised.
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>>724200786
Ammo counters are not orky.
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>>724215927
To my surprise, the icon(ic) of Halo shills isn’t happy with the remake. He tries hard to stay positive but keeps bringing up things he was annoyed with. I saw 343 retards calling him, of all people, a halo doomer lol.
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>>724214061
Xbox is dead, why do you even care about this series still, everyone think your Halo faggots are borderline retarded because the old games are literally there with the old lore and everything. This isn't Bungie's lore or canon anymore, you can literally ignore it. They're not taking Bungie's games and changing it, they're making their own games for their own universe and lore. This isn't your Halo anymore, grow the fuck up, get a wife, get kids, get a job, get a house, and stop playing video games if a hobby fucks up your mental state this badly. Maybe it's time to burn those fucking bibles. I'm starting to think China is right to ban Christianity for kids.
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>>724214475
Can't replace something that still exist, there is no connection from Bungie to Halo Studios lore, they're different. Stop being retarded and trying to make them fit, it doesn't work that way.
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>>724216450
He's coping but he'll end up killing himself like a good 343 troon
>>724216554
Keep seething 343turd, die-late.
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>>724216608
>Keep seething 343turd, die-late.
Seems like you're the only retard seething, Xbox is dead and everyone is cheering about it, you lost Halo again, first to the developers, then to newfags, then PlayStation, everyone hates Bungie and is getting tired of ex-Bungie devs who can't move on from Halo like they claimed they were doing post-2010 running their mouth about a series they gave up, people are seeing your faggot no different from those 343trannies trying their best to prove that Bungie and 343 lore are one and the same lore. You both need to be lined up at a wall for being mental cases. Two sides to the same coins. One thing the goat fuckers are right about is stoning faggots.
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>>724200564
The Needler has had an ammo screen in previous games. This retard is just jumping onto the hate bandwagon for views.
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>>724218067
Oh yeah, which games? Shitfinite? LMAO
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>>724218067
Unfortunately, for him, it's only working on the looney troon /v/ board.
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>>724218210
>Shitfinite
Yes
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>>724218067
>The Needler has had an ammo screen in previous games
game. singular. and it was infinite.
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>>724200637
I've never played Halo and even I know this. But I do think that the gun's design is a bit silly. How are those presumably rigid crystalline needles go from sticking out of the gun at various angles to being fired out of it straight forward?
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>>724200906
>Sprint in
>Die faster because you're now closer to the enemy that was awaiting a scripted ambush
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>>724218067
Why lie?
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Oh fuck the 343 cycle started again
>New 343 Halo game is announced
>Already looks like it has signs of trouble
>Suddenly a tidal wave of """"people"""" saying "343 has done it, they made a good halo game!"
>Game comes out
>It's SHIT
>Discussion goes back to regular natural conversations until the next 343 game is announced.
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>>724201717
hehe reminds me of starflop's menu
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>>724200637
>>724200906
Ah I see. So you are telling me ONLY master chief with a helmet and holographic HUD uses these weapons ever.
I get it now.
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>>724200564
>The new Halo must be good
This obviously isn't true. The first three games are the only Halo games that were even remotely good. There is an actual 0% chance of any new Halo games being good, there's no point in even bothering to check them out.
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They’re calling it the “No Grunt Left Behind” needler.
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>>724200637
I really don't care, honestly, it's a video game. The rule of cool beats all.
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>>724218970
The crystals are supposed to go down as ammo is used.
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unreal fans in SHAMBLES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJzJaBM9QRY
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>>724201719
the only good answer in this entire thread
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This entire thing is worse nostalgia bait than what infinite tried to do
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>>724218448
There's a mechanism inside the gun that shears off parts of the crystals
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>>724200564
You know that you might be using a needler in an angle that blocks the view on all the needles.
Ammo screen is helpful and quite realistic addon.
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>>724200637
I suspect the needles are fixed now
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>>724219040
Heh.
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>>724218210
it is highly amusing to me that CE:A 2 is making literally every single mistake CE:A made.
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>game won't run on poor machines
>game some changes colours and upgrades textures and lighting
>adds in wildlife and better environments
>all while remaining true to the original in gameplay
but it's not good enough, a bunch of estrogen fueled weirdos can't help but shriek over it
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>>724219793
>>all while remaining true to the original in gameplay
it doesn't?
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>>724219883
looks pretty much the same to me.
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>>724219910
If you're blind and never played the original, perhaps.
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>>724219793
GeneralKidd showed the demo menu, it'll be able to run even on PC handhelds, expect it to be verified for Steam Deck at launch.
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>>724219125
I still would rather play Unreal over Halo any day.
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>>724220082
I played the original on launch day. How about you?
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>>724220145
>he showed a menu
>that means it runs on a handheld
lol
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Halo Campaign Evolved will mark the first time in history paid Microsoft shills and paid Sony shills come together to try and convince everyone that abysmal dogshit is good, and having standards is like nostalgia goggles or something.
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>>724220292
I actually did play the game on launch day and I think you're a filthy little liar because, and I quote:
>"looks pretty much the same to me."
Die.
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>>724220354
Sure it is. People dislike it because it's an UE5 game and if you go to the Steam forums for UE5 games you'll see that only people with good PCs can actually run them. Very few people on /v/ have a PC good enough so it's hardly a surprise that you're all hating on it.
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>>724220385
I played it on launch day. I remember microsoft giving me a voucher for 5 free games because they originally overpriced the xbox and reduced the price a week after launch.
You didn't
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>>724220423
I know it's hard for you but stop trying to be a cunt 100% of the time.
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>>724200564
These devs 100% never played the original game. It's the same with WoW, none of the current devs know what people actually enjoyed back in the day.
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>>724220423
So the only reason you're staunchly defending another 343 blunder is because it's UE5, got it
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>>724220484
nothing I've posted is incorrect. You think I'm a cunt because the truth hurts you fee fees
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>>724220507
that isn't what I wrote at all. I'm not defending it. I'm saying you're all whining faggots who can't run the game
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>>724220336
Text scales to all screens
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>>724200564
aren't the giant crystals sticking out of the gun the ammo counter?
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>>724220354
Stop being a poor street shitter, get a PC that can handle the game, get a Steam Deck, get a PlayStation, you have no excuse.
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>>724220557
>>724220606
lmaoing @ your life dude
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>>724220639
I'm sure you are.
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>>724220656
how dare you speak to me
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>>724220669
get back in your cardboard box
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>>724218970
Real guns don't have ammo counters either anon, video games don't need them either.
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The funniest part about this whole debacle is them desperately trying to sell the game as a "100% faithful remake" despite the myriad of changes that 100% go against the design philosophy of the original.
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>soldier slips
>stabs himself with the gun
Not the best design in the first place
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>>724220639
Get a job
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>>724220780
I'm sorry, I didn't know video games were REAL
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>>724201453
>all these fake fans exposing themselves
You really tripped them up with that one, anon.
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>>724220875
>>soldier slips
>>stabs himself with the gun
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>y-you're poor!
Why do they still think this works? Go back to your handlers and get a better script, you dalit subhumans.
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>>724218850
surely, 343 has learned from their past mistakes this time
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>>724204051
Even a fucking monkey knows how to count how many apples they have. You fucking retarded brainlet reddit nigger.
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>>724220980
If you manage to stab yourself with your own bayonet you deserve to die
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>>724220875
i wonder if you'd explode
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>>724220606
>You are poor sarr!
>Fuck you bloody blasterad you are poor!
Anything else on the argument notes you want to share?
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What do you put into the needler to reload it? Animation was always just, more needles growing but eventually it'd run out.
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IIRC the Needler had higher melee damage too because of the needles on the top? I don't expect the damage to decrease as you use up needles, but that would've been a TECHNOLOGY moment.
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>>724221174
It would be extremely painful
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>>724221246
Ammo pickup is a pink crystal
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>Why lie?
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>>724221274
UUUU
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>>724221174
In the original Halo Combat Evolved if you melee'd a corpse with the needler it would cause a super combine.
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We should treat corporate remakes the same way we treat ISIS destroying hundred year old pots
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>>724220987
Because it keeps setting your third world asses off every time we bring up money.
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>How are those presumably rigid crystalline needles go from sticking out of the gun at various angles to being fired out of it straight forward?
it's forerunner tech nigga you ain't gotta explain shit, because in the covenant you'd be executed if you tried
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>>724221316
>>724218067
>Infinite
What the fuck is wrong with you? You can literally jump on the MCC right now and see how full of shit you are
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>>724221370
this is a lie
i'm gonna need you to show a webm as proof

>>724221316
halo shitfinite and 5 canonically don't exist
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>>724220935
Now respond to what I actually said?
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>>724221380
Unfortunately we're still neck deep in the age of remakes.
>>724218448
Flash heating then flash cooling. Also it's a video game, cool guns don't need to make sense.
What I really want to know is if the pistol is still the most powerful weapon in pvp mode.
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>>724221316
343 originals are not Halo games.
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>>724221402
Post hand, passport, firearm and electrical outlet
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>>724221194
So you're poorer than an indian?
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>>724221474
5 doesn't have the display, it's just shitfinite
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>>724221402
>>724221553
The Cyberpunk 2077 defense
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>>724203034
The webm was funnier without the girl
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>>724200564
Im actually convinced that we are getting dangerously close to industry shill suicides.
They are progressively more unhinged and freak out when people point out that new garbage scams from corporations arent perfect.

Personally I welcome it. Tired of these mentally ill subhumans who value company slop more than anything.
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>>724218448
it's an alien gun
do you want real life logic on a gun that doesn't even exist?
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>>724221530
Post PC spec thirdy
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>>724221573
did you cry about not being able to run that game too?
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Never gave a shit about Halo but always thought that the needler was a cool idea for an alien gun with a great way to show the ammo left.
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>>724220584
yes... and you can see the HUD ammo counter peaking there right under the end of the gun.
THERE ARE 3 AMMO COUNTERS
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>>724221783
We still need more accessibility options!
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>>724201310
>DAKKADAKKA1
Him and the fucking Garfield retard should be beaten by bunch of people
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>>724221670
The great thing about Halo is that all weapons are diegetic to the setting, they have unique visual ways of displaying ammo counts, the only weapons with ammo count screens are human weapons because they're human weapons closest you get to that with a covenent weapon are the energy gauges some battery weapons have
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>>724200564
>this entire thread
There really is no saving this hobby anymore.
Neck yourself OP and every faggot in this thread.
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>>724216245
wait until you learn the side of the plasma rifle shows you how close it is to overheating.
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>>724221978
You Halo trannies destroyed the hobby, we're just taking it back.
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>Tranny out of nowhere
Fuck off 343 shill
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>>724200564
Halo was always a children's shitty console FPS. The genre had already established itself on PC by then.
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>now (< you are here), new halo, it's a remake of an old game, reddit will and is jumping, cheering, pissing and shitting. Halo content creators will do the same, saying 'halo is BACK!!!!!!!', few will see the writing on the wall and know it won't be that good and is basically nostalgia bait, ignored by the main shillers because 'doomerism is le bad', general normie populace won't care either way
>imminent release, shilling is in full swing, fan art and videos, pizzas sent to 343 or halo studios or whatever dead name they have at that point, any and all dissent is considered heresy and blatant lying at this point, normies still don't care
>game is out, rose tinted glasses are on, everyone 'loves' it, huge hype around release day, halo content creators crying on camera because 'halo is back....', any negativity is punished by firing squad, normies still don't care
>a week or two after release, bugs are found, hype is dying down but people are 'optimistic', halo creators are pointing out some flaws but still say 'is good please buy, halo IS back!', negative opinions about the game become more public around this time, but are still looked down on, normies still don't care
>a month after release, the mood sours as bugs are still found and old ones aren't fixed. criticism of things like the art, sound, gameplay and other such will begin to arrise. halo creators will still try to say the game is good, but start making content on this, negative opinions are more prevalent now. normies have already moved on to the next game, player count drops to the thousands
>three months or so after release, complaints about everything begin to arrise. 343 STILL doesn't understand halo art styles, sound design is garbage, the gameplay just isn't 'halo', halo content creators are in full '343/halo studios/microsoft subsidiary 7B-11232' needs to figure out what they're doing before the next game, otherwise 'halo is dead'. everyone acts as if they thought the game was bad to begin with
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>There is a timeline where the Halo movie came out, Reach was the last Halo game and the original pitch of Destiny came into fruition.
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>>724222672
Don't. Don't even think about it. You'll just get depressed.
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>>724222672
there is a timeline where that gif is animated
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>>724222672
>original pitch of Destiny
what was the original pitch?
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>>724222672
>Reach was the last Halo game
Halo 4 was always planned, the problem was that 343 also tried to turn it into a soft reboot and ruined the concept of the forerunners by making them into generic aliens instead of ancient humans. And then ruined that by making the Didact a terrible villain with no longevity
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>>724222973
halo 4 should have been more of a soft closing of the original conflict and answering of some of the biggest questions. The elites and brutes continue to fight and close out their conflict, chief is found and returns to human space, answering of who the forerunners were (which we know now) and such, basically an epilogue game.
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Halo fans are the dumbest and most ignorant fucks imaginable. Halo is one of the only franchises where the developers will innovate every game and add features to actually evolve the franchise and keep the shit relevant and not some DOA old tired slop. AND IT STILL FAILS due to mentally retarded fanbase who hasn't even the slightest clue what they want or makes the franchise successful.
>Halo Reach
NO YOU ADDED SPRINT AND ARMOR ABILITIES YOU KILLED THE BOOMER SHOOTER FLOW
>Halo 4
NO THE ART DOESN'T LOOK LIKE 2001 JAGGED GRAPHICS IT'S TOO MODERN AND YOU KEPT ALL FEATURES FROM REACH THAT KEPT THIS FRANCHISE FROM DYING
>HALO 5
NO YOU KEPT THE FEATURES AND ART STYLE AND DECIDED TO INNOVATE EVEN MORE ? NEW GAME MODES AND ALL THE MODERN INDUSTRY STANDARD ADDITIONS? FRANCHISE DEAD BRO BRING BACK THE OLD STUFF!
>Halo MCC
WHAT YOU REMADE SOME OF THE GAMES 1-1 WITH JUST UPDATED GRAPHICS? WTF THIS ISN'T WHAT I PLAYED IN 2001 ! THESE ARENT THE GRAPHICS AND MODELS I WANTED !
>HALO INFINITE
WHAT? YOU WENT BACK TO THE ROOTS? I DONT CARE NOT BUNGIE FRNACHISE DEAD LOL
>HALO CE
Soon to be the exact same troglodyte tripe.

They gave you Halos made by people who LOVED the franchise and you told them it was shit. They gave you a Halo made by people who HATED the franchise because they thought their own nostalgia blinded them in some way, making them unable to see faults, you hated that too. God itself could come down a recreate a perfect exact replica of every halo game down to the fucking atoms with "the graphics and models real halo fans want" and without a shadow of a doubt you ungrateful slop eatting fucks would STILL say
>It's just not the same, this isn't it.
Franchise is truly dead, not because Bungie rightfully ran away, or 343 can't make games, it because Halo fans literally don't have a clue what they want.
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>>724221492
>pvp mode
Anon...
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>>724223081
Okay 343
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>oh no the random internet man told me i have a wrong opinion on something i like being changed to far from it's original image, time to kill myself
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>>724223081
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>>724223081
Yeah someone post this on Twitter and Reddit. Might be the greatest Halo post by the last true fan. Don't think I've seen a single truer and more concise post on exactly what's wrong.
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>>724222973
No, it wasn't Bungie ended their story with Halo 3, there were ideas of what a Halo 4 would look like but Bungie didn't see a new to tell it because they finished THEIR story, so they made a prequel game to tie the not. Halo fans trying to make a Halo 4 from Bungie's lore and canon are retarded, even they didn't want to make it.

>>724223046
Case and point on why Bungie's universe ends with Reach and why a Halo 4 can't work in it. And before you claim it can, shut up, no it can't. Bungie's Halo story ended with Halo 3 and then Reach, I don't want to hear it.
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>>724222854
no but seriously guys what was the original destiny pitch. I had no idea there was another version planned
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>>724223331
Don't mistake what I mean, halo 4 shouldn't have been made, reach should have been the last game, at least the last game with a story. halo 4 happened, we can't escape that, so at the very least it should have made both sense and been a little bit of extra closure instead of being the lore fuck fuck mind game it was.
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>>724223338
There was going to be Moth people.
Destiny had so many rewrites and so many changes that the only thing that made it from start to finish were Guardians and the Fallen. I think the Hive had a rough sketch initially but not what ended up being.
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>>724223081
That's why Microsoft isn't bothering with Halo fans anymore, they're telling them if they want to play Halo anymore on Xbox they better pay them $1500 for it and they better take everything Windows up the ass.
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Coward. Worthless, useless coward.
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>>724223403
I vaguely remember something about Rasputin being very important.
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>>724223081
>NO YOU ADDED ARMOR ABILITIES YOU KILLED THE BOOMER SHOOTER FLOW
You are ignoring all the criticisms people had with certain armour abilities, acting retarded is not an argument.
>>Halo 4
There are so many problems with Halo 4 but at the time people were hopeful it would lead to something good as long as 343 took on player feedback. The artstyle change WAS retarded and required them to introduce fucking nanomachines into the setting to explain obvious technological differences.
>Halo 5
This is not a Halo game on any level, please kill yourself.
>MCC
Nobody complained about what the MCC was offering, the complaints were about what 343 fucking added to the older games.
>Shitfinite
This game gets shat on not because of what it tried to do but because of what it failed to do and how hard it showed that 343 didn't understand Halo beyond all of the shit missing from Infinite.
>HALO CE
This remake serves no purpose beyond on boarding Playstation niggers, you could just port the MCC to Playstation, nobody has confidence in 343 at this stage.
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>>724223380
343's Halo 4 happened because it's not a part of Bungie's series, lore, or canon, it's a soft-reboot of Microsoft creating their own lore and canon, taking from all aspects of the universe rendering anything before 2011 canon to themselves but not canon to their universe. Halo 2001-2010 and Halo 2011-current are two different universes, they share some aspects with each other but don't connect with one another. I don't even believe H2A will be canon in the future.
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>>724223473
>This remake serves no purpose
It exists so Halo Studios can finally understand how to make a Halo game and make their own Halo CE that fits with their universe since the original can't work with their universe at all.
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I'm sure this will be a huge success on PS5 just like that Gears of War remaster.
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>>724222854
it's one of those things that hasn't been completely revealed, all that is 100% known is 2013 Destiny featured (you) rescuing Rasputin from the Dreadnought at one point, only for Rasputin to reveal himself to be the exo avatar of the warmind. Joe Staten presented a 2 hour long supercut the higher ups at Bungie in approx mid 2013, and they decided to completely toss out that story.

Here is the only 100% verified report of what happened
https://kotaku.com/the-messy-true-story-behind-the-making-of-destiny-1737556731

And here is a mega autistic post from someone who has been trying to figure some of the original game out, mind you I haven't finished reading this one and is of course educated guesses.
https://commons.ishtar-collective.net/t/largest-lore-post-yet-what-was-the-original-meaning-of-destiny/4277/6
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>>724223746
I'm sure it will, this is a new game and not a shitting HD remaster remaster
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>>724200564
>no number
>you still have to count
I get these retarded devs want zoomer players to know how much ammo they have, but if everyone has to count anyway, then nobody is at a disadvantage.
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>>724223081
It's incredible, they just pump out shills that straight up don't know anything
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>>724223203
this image has potential, but needs some refining.
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>>724224787
I think all it needs is the cover art of CEUnreal Chief and it's got it
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>>724203219
This was kino though. Same mechanics, but you can tweak the game to your liking.
The sprint toggle is stupid because sprinting is an entire mechanic and there are 2 paths for it: You either make maps larger to accommodate it and sprinting is near mandatory, or you make sprint so slow that you question why it needed a face button input in the first place.
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>>724224172
you don't need to count anything retard, just at a glance you can see if you can burst your target down or not
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>>724220606
>a PC that can handle the game
Doesn't exist. You can't run this game at native res, so enjoy your smeared frames and blurry visuals.
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>>724200564
I don't know shit or care about Halo but I'm feeling bad seeing Halo fans getting shafted 24/7, it's like a family member getting mutilated right in front of you
From Silent hill to Deus Ex to whatever the fuck is next, it's over...
>t. Warcraft 3 Redeemed fag
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No one hates halo more than it's fans, this isn't something new.
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>>724225264
>anon doesn't have an informed opinion so he regurgitates a baseless platitude because he is stupid or to bait
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>>724200564
halo is getting a new game?
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>>724225338
Ironic really
I'm not here to prove anything to you fags, wallow in your misery.
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>>724223203
Why can't you enjoy it or leave it alone?
Why can't you just not buy it?

answer these, are they difficult questions for you?
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>>724225183
But you won't be able to run the game at a playable state
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>>724201453
was it? i got all achievements in infinite but don't remember that
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>>724226118
BECAUSE IT FUCKS UP EVERYTHING ELSE YOU STUPID FAGGOT
RETARDS THINK THEY'RE IN GOOD COMPANY
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>>724226397
>it fucks up everything
what like?
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>>724222063
wait until YOU learn the plasma rifle is a bird drinking water
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>>724227120
WHAT THE FUCK
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Isn't there an on-screen button prompt telling you how to shoot your gun in general? It feels like this game was designed from the ground up to assume people are completely retarded.
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>>724227162
holy shitt..........
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>>724201717
>Stop trying to get new audiences!
why don't they make good new games then? why do they have to remake a 20 year old game to get a new audience?

really makes you think...
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>>724201691
Because this game only exists because 343 are such incompetent fuck ups that the Slipspace engine they built for Halo Infinite, which is still just a heavy rework of Bungie's Blam engine, they can't work with.
They said internally that they think they could do things better if they switched to UE5.
The whole purpose of remaking Halo CE in UE5 is to learn the ropes of UE5 with something that they already know what the end product will have to be. They just need to replicate Halo CE in UE5 and try to learn how to use the fucking engine.
Then they can use what they've learned to make the next fuck up of a Halo game those incompetent retards will shit out.
This is just a way to monetize the R&D the studio is working on to learn UE5.
343 is incompetent and have shit out nothing but garbage for 15 years. Now they're spreading their shit onto PS5.
I used to love Halo, then 343 killed it.
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>>724200637
Its an fps game, you must have an ammo count if every weapon retard, i want to know when to recharge before running out
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>>724201453
Literally no one played that dogshit.
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>>724201161
It's actually worse because it's not a number, it's another representation of the needles.
If you're using the needler needles or the "counter" needles to count your ammo, you're still manually counting, there's no number to it.
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imagine you're so much of a whining faggot that you manage a 400+ post thread bitching about a small icon on a gun in a game which you won't play.
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>>724218067
It was retarded in infinite too.
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>>724227162
Im not braining
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>>724228363
Imagine you such a fucking retarded shill that you are going to shill for 343 of all things.
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>>724204634
Crowcat got exposed as a disingenuos ragebaiting pussy with his re4 remake video, he has zero credibility
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>>724228482
>ragebait
Off to twitter you fucking zoomer.
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>Halo
>your first MMO
>your favorite RPG
the trifecta of "fucking take me back"
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>>724200906
>>yes I can just not sprint but still!
Yeah, if your pitch for a game is 'major mechanic is shit, just don't use it' I'm not playing it, suck nigger dicks, etc. Grim state of the genre when the Halo babbies are the sane ones.
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>>724228479
I have a tendency to ignore threads on things which I'm not interested in. It's a shame your need to screech like a woman won't allow you to do the same.
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>>724219078
That screen looks cool to you?
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>>724200637
Op is a faggot, what did you expect
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>>724228363
LEAVE THE CORPORATION ALONE
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>>724202313
Yeas queen!!! The zogbots like us enjoy the goyslop without a question in mind!!!! I will eradicate every nazi and take the next vacinne when the next bat infection comes out!!!
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>>724228773
>IT'S BOOTLICKER ANON
are you going to call me a jeet next. I think that's what's written on your little response card.
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>>724202578
I don't get it also, fucking space opera shit with dog shit fps cover shooter gameplay with only 2 weapons equipped
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>>724228804
nice try, jeet
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>>724228869
amazing. I think your next one is to tell me to post hand.
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>>724204051
But the ammo display is literally just a visual indicator based on the position of each needle and of it's still there or not.
LITERALLY THE SAME THING AS LOOKING AT THE GUN.
You'd have a point if it was just a number for shorthand. But it's literally just the same information presented the same way, twice. Why?!
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Why is the le old good le new bad subreddit suddenly defending new?
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>>724229170
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>/v/ collapses so hard into contrarianism that they start defending 343
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>>724229247
Never respond to me again AItranny.
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>>724200564
>another thread made by reading-impaired niggers.
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>>724229321
be quiet emasculated insecure irrelevant incel
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>>724222672
Don't give up hope anon, this could still be the timeline where Frank O'Conner gets his head caved in with a rock. How some faggot community manager became the creative lead will never not mystify me.
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>>724229440
But all of those descriptors fit AI users such as yourself.
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>>724229535
>no u
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>>724229559
All you could come up with?
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>>724229609
I'm eating. What are you after, a boyfriend?
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>>724229650
Yes.
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>>724229705
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>>724229734
See
>>724229321
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>>724229760
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>>724229414
Yes saar these 5 words negate the last 15 years of 343 being a shit studio making shit games. It will surely be different this time sir.
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>>724200564
>MUH NEEDLES MUH NEEDLES
god galo fans are deranged druggies
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>[Microsoft] flew all of Chicago out to the Pacific northwest to the Seattle area”
>“We were struck by the amazing beauty of the cascade mountains, the ocean, all of the peninsula to explore and that massively influenced the landscapes of Halo"
>t. Marcus Lehto
Does the brown and bloom remake look anything like the Pacific northwest (pic related)?
https://web.archive.org/web/20200627010940/https://www.retrogamer.net/retro_games00/the-last-blade-beyond-the-destiny/
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>>724229792
See
>>724229760
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>>724229925
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>>724230014
See
>>724229925
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>>724230024
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>>724230105
See
>>724230024
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>>724230116
I'm done. Enjoy your day.
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>>724230169
See
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>>724200906
Retard
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>>724216245
You are the audience this remake was made for, anon! Congratulations, you are 'The Modern Audience'!
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>>724201383
This has to be a corporate bought indian shill. No one is this retarded and dedicated to fanboyism.
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>>724230319
you mean like games such as dark souls have an icon showing a sword , which you can clearly see in your hand?
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>>724230350
>you should have you day spoiled by the little gun icon.
why?
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Not a halo guy, but this new one seems to be getting a mostly negative reaction? Redpill me, I like seeing big projects fail.
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>>724230448
Kill yourself dramanigger.
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>>724230448
People from poverty households can't run the game on their computers due to it being made on UE5. Rather than admit this they go searching for reasons for them to dislike the game as an excuse for them to not be excited about something which they can't play.
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>>724230448
>>724230547
I am trans by the way.
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>>724230508
I like the coping that comes from it, too.
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>>724200564
That's image is fake right? It just has to be.
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>>724228886
well?
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>remaking the campaign of a game you've already remastered in the last few years
If this is any more than $15 you're being had
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>>724230696
a hole in the ground with water and a bucket
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>>724230720
The bucket is DLC
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>>724230764
it has an icon on the side telling you how full it is
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>>724200906
>yes I can just not sprint but still!
That's a really bad argument.
"Swimming makes the game too easy."
"Don't play the way the devs want you to!"
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>>724229903
Why are modern game devs so afraid of the color green?
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>>724231171
IT'S HAPPENING AGAINNNN
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>>724230802
How full it is to kill every forenigger on sight? Hell yeah
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>>724231264
Bottom is more realistic due to climate change alert, retard
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>>724200564
THEY PUT AN AMMO COUNTER ON THE FUCKING NEEDLER LMAOOOOOOOO

HAS NOONE AT 343 EVER PLAYED HALO?

it's like they're trying their hardest to communicate how much they don't understand the game they were handed, even this many years on they've learned fucking NOTHING
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>>724231283
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>>724230235
Retard
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>>724231413
>>724231434
See
>>724230235
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>>724228540
Truth hurts
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>>724207081
truth nuke
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>>724231457
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>>724200564
YA DON'T KNOW WHAT YA GOT...TILL IT'S GONNNNEEEEEE!
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>>724231610
See
>>724231457
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Wow holy shit OP is a retard
Like, one of the stupidest people I've seen on this site in awhile
mf probably can't even count past 10, and that's being generous
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>>724200564
>Halo-

ENOUGH. It's time for another round of discipline, little pup.

Itho 'Hesiikee? JOBBED to BASE CHADtriox
Let 'Volir? JOBBED to Leader of the Banished GODtriox
Jovus? JOBBED to CHADer of the GODished CHADtriox
Douglas? JOBBED to War Master CHADtriox
Alice? JOBBED to CHAD Master CHADtriox
Jerome? JOBBED to CHAD CHADster CHADtriox
The Infinity? JOBBED to JIHADIST GODtriox
Master Chief? JOBBED to MY NAME IS GODtriox
Cortana? JOBBED to TANKtriox
Arbiter? JOBBED to War CHAD of the BRVTES GODtriox
The Flood? JOBBED to CHAD CHAD of the CHADS CHADtriox

ENTER BRVTE
THE LEADER OF THE FREE GALAXY
THE COVENANT'S ONE FEAR
THE GOD OF TWO TIMELINES
THE INHERITOR OF THE MANTLE OF RESPONSIBILITY
THE BENDER OF KNEES
THE LEADER OF THE BANISHED
THE ALPHA
THE OMEGA
THE UNDEFEATED
THE UNSTOPPABLE
THE INVINCIBLE
THE INEVITABLE
THE ENDLESS
THE GOD OF TIME
ENTER BRVTE
THE CHAD MASTER OF THE CHADISHED
CHADTRIOX, THE LAST FACE YOU WILL EVER SEE
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Why does /v/ constantly and consistently defend and shill the ever living fuck out of the most retarded and brain-dead shit in videogames now?
I swear if Concord came out now, you actual niggers would be defending and shilling the fuck out of it jesus christ.
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>>724231790
which games?
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>>724231835
Pokemon ZA and apparently the halo remake most recently.
Honestly any game that gets really popular, but only after some eceleb starts shilling it. I had talked about megabonk a week before asmongold started shilling it and everyone hated the game then, but since some eceleb shilled it suddenly /v/ loved the game
This board has not a single original thought in it's collective mind, no wonder it's noted as one of the lowest IQ boards on the site.
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>>724202313
>halo will be good again if… they keep trend chasing like they have been for the last 13 years, chud!
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>>724200564
the LCD screen ruining the needlers design is peak 343 retaration

you know one of these retards thought "hey if the iconic rifle has a screen why not put it on alien guns?" and applied it to the worst possible gun because they are stupid
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>>724231913
>Pokemon ZA
Nta but never defended it. Fuck tendies, literally the Disney adults of vidya.
>the halo remake
Fuck remakes too. Don't reward the same people who turned Cortana against you.
>not a single original thought in it's collective mind
Not while talking about videogames. Unironically the best way to post on /v/ these days is to post a gorilla or something, talk about how cute/funny/based/admirable monkes are for 6-8 posts, and then SLYLY talk about how this reminds you of a vidya you played a while ago after anons are lulled into a good mood by how simple the lives of animals are without needing to either defend or attack corporations.
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>>724232087
Well that's good for you, but on average I see /v/ defending just absolute slop.
Maybe it's because of all the gachaniggers here or something idk
The best thread I've seen here recently was a thread talking about All Tomorrows, a book. You know, a /lit/ topic lmao. That thread somehow managed to actually remain on the thread topic the entire thread, with minimal screeching, shilling, and sharting of pants/streets.
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>>724231985
>the LCD screen ruining the needlers design is peak 343 retaration
I for one will never buy another microsoft game because of this
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>>724231776
>SHITriox
You are BROWN just like a FOOD NIPPLE
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>>724232154
The average quality for media is so bad right now that people invented "peak" as a word just to celebrate the few half-decent things popping up. Ain't exclusive to vidya, but not surprised the average nerd doesn't exactly have the kind of critical thinking needed to tell why he even likes or hates something.

>All Tomorrows
To be fair, All Tomorrows is kino. For me, it was a literal gorilla thread.
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>>724201383
BROWN BROWN BROWN
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>>724232362
>he's malding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gKkNQg1TyM

The truth hurts, but not nearly as much as ONE finger flick from GODtriox.
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>>724232463
If FATriox is so great then where's FATriox 2?
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>>724231413
>AIjeet
cant make this up
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>>724232515
SUPREMEtriox is an immanent force embodied by every BRVTE rendering the Mantle of Responsibility completely moot by dominating the galaxy merely by existing.
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>>724231776
I don't know if this meme works as well when it's a character that's actually cool
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>>724232648
TRASHriox was so TRASH they had to reboot the franchise. That's right, he was so BROWN they flushed the series instead of continuing it! Master Chad is ETERNAL.
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>>724231457
Retard
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>>724232583
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>>724232154
Its literally ragebaiting, thats why they do it
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>>724232845
More coherent posting than most actual anons on /v/ these days, desu
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>>724232801
>>724232845
See
>>724231652
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>>724233248
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>>724233459
See
>>724233248
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>>724233248
Retard
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>>724233584
See
>>724233479



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