What's your excuse for not playing Overwatch 2 right now?
>>724221235I don't like hero shooters
I play Marvel Rivals which is much more fun and sexy video game
>>724221235I see so many ass pics here, it has started to disgust me. I used to love it before it became oversaturated. I think we're heading towards Idiocracy where people just like watching rear ends for the sake of it. I also hate thinly veiled coom threads hope you degenerates find another stone to crawl in instead of pestering others who don't want to bother with your fetishes and hoped you kept it private
>>724221235Lgbt game for brown people. Devs said they dont want me there so I respect their wish.
>>724221513>Devs said they dont want me there so I respect their wish.This.Devs turn characters into faggots and put genetic mistakes like pic related in the game. It's clear I'm not the target audience.
>>724221235i don't play tranny games from tranny companies>>>/vg/>>>/vg/>>>/vg/>>>/vg/>>>/vg/
>>724221235Not enough GOOD Rammattra skins
>>724221235Already got my weeklys done :^)
>>724221235I prefer tits.
>>724221235>shitty hero shooter gone woke
>join match>try hard to win>play well>still lose because one or more retards on your team are throwing, whether intentionally or by being fucking clueless bumbling toddlerscompetitive team based games cause nothing but rage and resentment in me
I like playing healer!
>>724221235i'd prefer if it was a bigger, blacker ass
>>724221235Hated the first game for being generic esports slop, and the second one seems more or less the same to the point where I can't even tell them apart.I think Overwatch might be the only IP where the game itself us so utterly boring and soulless that it even the R34 just makes you yawn.
>>724221235Team Fortress 2 exists.
>>724222423>Hated the first game for being generic esports slopDid you only play it last year? Overwatch when it released was far from it.
>>724221701lol you will never be a janny
>>724222284Hey, I could use a puss-, I mean pocket.
>>724221235I play it near everyday. I'm McCree and Kiri main.
>>724222651Played it around 2017 as I recall. I think I stopped around the time when Doomfist came out.At least back then it was:>small team seizes where one bad player can tank the entire match>super short rounds and tiny maps where you aren't allowed to play around or experiment>everyone will have a meltdown if you aren't playing the only allowed team markup with the current META heroes who can counter the other teams META heroes, even during casual games
no skill involved in a game where the tank role is the only one that matters and can one shot any of the other roll with zero user input
>>724221235While I don't play any of these games anymore, why would I play OW2 when Rivals is better? Why would I play OW2 when Paladins is better?
>>724221235I play Rivals(with mods)
needs a shota hero for the female heroes
>>724223059damn you only played it for a few months?
>>724223231Fuck yes
>>724221645>>724221513Blizzard backpedaled on that shit and its only releasing marketable characters/skins again
YOWZA IS THAT PORNOMG I HAVE TO BUY 6 MILLION BATTLE PASSES RIGHT NOW
>>724223469That is how it works, yeah
>>724223059still, none of that made it "generic esports slop"back when it was released there was nothing like it with the exception of maybe TF2
>>724223359The only thing worse than lgbt and brown pandering is gooner pandering with literally 50% of all skin releases being mercy and kirikoThat shit honestly killed the game more than anything else for me, seeing every lobby with a fuckwad whale wearing new $20 mercy skin every couple months was the most demoralizing thing I’ve experienced in gaming in the last 5 years. Overwatch is just a game for middle aged millennials to get off by flaunting their wealth at this point
was disappointed with the sombra character and stopped playing around thenI bet she was never good at any point afterwards, her design was just bad
>>724223527Just say you are poorYou don't matter
>>724223527>The only thing worse than lgbt and brown pandering is gooner panderingStupid fucking zoomer you should really go back instead of shitting up this site
>>724223527>20 bucks every 2 months>whaleWhich sort of third world shithole do you come from you subhuman
>>724223864Yea I guess. Doesn’t make the hyper focus on microtransactions that modern live service games have turned to any less nauseating>>724224031It’s not about one person spending 20 ever 2 months, it’s about literally every single match when a new gooner skin is released having multiple “look at me” fuckwads jerking themselves off for swiping and being proud of supporting the enshittification of online multiplayer gamingIt’s just fucking demoralizing man how quickly this shit was normalized and accepted all because middle aged millennials get a hit of dopamine when they swipe their visa for a feeling of digitial exclusivity. It’s grim
>>724224207>goonerGo back to whatever subreddit you come from and kill yourself afterwards
I used to pick the jeeta and build a small nest next to the base by the healthpack but they had to "fix" her gameplay cuz genjifags complained or something so I need go be extra twitchy to even play her and im like forty two year old man i ain't got the energy to be twitchy between my naps
>>724221235Overwatch 2 belongs in the trash.It's actually a small miracle that Overwatch 1 was very briefly kind of a good game. Even at the time, I remember being shocked that Blizzard actually managed to produce something decent. Didn't last long, though.
>>724224270hmhmhm setting up the car wash
>>724221235It's shit, the Overwatch franchise has always been nothing but "dumbed down TF2" and the only good thing to come out of it is the porn, which you don't need to play the game to enjoyAlso Blizzard is a proudly woke company>>724222085Not all team based games have this issue. In plenty of other FPS games you can carry a bad team, and teamwork is good to have but not mandatory.Unfortunately Blizzard thought it would be a good idea to copy+paste the "healer DPS tank" trinity from MMOs and MOBAs into a team FPS. Which forces people to work as a team.Which obviously doesn't work with randoms who aren't interested in working as a team.
>>724221235I will never play a blizzard game again after the finallty gave us ow1 classic and made it a shitty half assed 2 week fomo event and then just deleted it from the menu so now they don’t ever have to deliver a real fully reproduced ow1 classic. Blizz can FUCK OFF it’s a mystery how they went from one of the best companies in the industry to one of the worst
I remember the good times in OW1. The beta and then that first year when the game was new. I had so much fun with my friends, especially that christmas holiday we played all fuckin daythen.. then Blizzard got sold and the troons came
I like playing as the cute healers so I can pretend to be a healslut, but I'm really bad at the game so I just go back to TF2 most of the time
>>724224457I HATE FOMO GAMINGI HATE FOMO GAMINGI HATE FOMO GAMINGI HATE FOMO GAMING
>>724221645i want to fuck this character thoughbiet
>>724224487We had several classic ow modes with different year patches for the anniversary and it only proved "classic" OW was flaming fucking shit and people only had fun because it was new
>>724224309>was very briefly kind of a good gameNope
>>724221235marvel rivals better
>>724221948https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xngBF-sWsLg
>>724223104>Why would I play OW2 when Paladins is better?Paladins is dead, anon. The devs have sunset the game and aren't touching it anymore.
>>724224620I don't like to play with bots so nope
>>724224594On release, Overwatch was actually a pretty fun game.No, I'm not comparing it to TF2.
>>724223104Paladins was never better and also that company launcher, whatever the name is, is a literal rootkit
>>724221235I'm playing Deadlock, a much more interesting 'hero shooter'
>>724221235>Nigger assNot being black or american
>>724224620Matchmaking is garbage
>>724224580THIS OW1 is objectively shit compared to 2 gameplay wise.
>>724221235This ass shits btw
>>724224580kill yourself you fucking nigger MUH NOSTALGIA faggotit’s ok that you didn’t like it, but a lot of people did, a lot of people fucking loved classic and wanted it permanent, and maybe you’re not one of them, and that’s ok, but don’t fucking turn around and be one of those insufferable UR JUST LE ROSE TINTED GLASSES redditors, for the LOVE of god SHUUUUUUUT THE FUUUUUUCK UUUUUUUUP
>>724221235This game is ass
>>724224738I am sorry youre gay
>>724224771>MY OPINION IS LE OBJECTIVE HAHAHA GET IT BECAUSE SUBJECTIVE ISNT REAL ANYMORE HAHAHAHA OBJECTIVE OBJECTIVE OVJECTIVE OBJECTIVEFUUUUUUUUCKOOOOOOOFFFFFFF
>>724221235I don't play Blizzard games.
>>724224771Oh it's objectively shit? Pray tell what makes it shit?
>>724221235It's a bad game?
What games other than OW2 and Rivals let you play as cute healer girls (or boys)?
>>724224684Because it was the new thing and everyone was still working it out and it was fun to be a part of that. But the game itself was shit.Fundamentally, OW has always been brain-dead crap.
>>724224951Gameplay changes feel QoL>D.Va can shoot while flying>McCree can roll in air>Mercy can fly up while getting close>game is more balanced
>>724224895>>724224825Go back to whatever subreddit you come from, troon
>>724225308Are you having a stroke?
>>724222284I like playing healer on F-List and Discord!
>>724225424i love this webmwhats flist?
>>724221371third post best post!
>>724222985>McCreebased
>>724221235Im more interested in Marvel Rival's halloween event than any of the ones currently running on OW2Plus taking a break from losing games, i fell down to plat 2. Feels bad, if only I had a cute femboy pocket mercy to stick with me in-game while I tease them all night about what a good job they're doing as a heal slut for the reward I'll give them at the end of night
>>724223527>he doesnt buy cute skins for his many beautiful wives/v/ is so gay!
>>724225716h-hey..
>>724225904What up, cutie? what's your favorite Mercy skin?
>>724221235i dont like first person
I admit, it got me into enjoying the healer slut agp stuff but I moved on to better games.
>>724226063Imp!!
>>724226165that's a cute pick, something that would make me think they're a mischievous brat, but are probably quick to blush~
>>724225424You should play as a healer for me on discord and heal my aching hp bar.
>>724221701Damn chuds are already starting to sound cringe. I can already sense the culture war shifting.
>>724226334for real. you can tell society has anti-woke fatigue
>>724225513ERP website
>Overwatch thread>"rivals is better">Rivals Thread>"overwatch is better"THEY ARE BOTH SHIT
>>724227462But my goon material...
>>724221235How do I stop the top edge of my asshole from itching right below my tailbone while playing video games?
>>724227649wash your ass
>>724227728It's not that simple
>>724226382It's a bit of both. People are just annoyed at political shit in general
>>724224580and instead of coming up with new game modes, fun characters it was gay pride month, Tracer is gay, Soldier is gay, trans rights blah blah blah
I'm never paying for a blizzard product again after WC3R
>>724225424artist?
>>724227649psst anon...invest in a bidet
>>724227854it really is
>>724230932sauce?
>>724221235I simply abhor online, pvp live service games.None of them are worth it.
>>724223359>Blizzard backpedaled on that shit and its only releasing marketable characters/skins again>Girlfriend cheats on you>Breaks up with you and calls you a limp-dicked loser online>You move on>Months later, she calls you and begs for you back, saying she misses how much fun you two had together>She even sends nudesI'm not going to say you shouldn't go for it, but don't treat it like they changed.
>>724231003rwt4184
I already cummed
>>724231202sovl desktop
>>724228915general butch. he's a bbc faggot though
>>724225824The only things rivals does better is MVP animations and gooner skins>>724225824. Everything else is a downgrade to OW.
>>724232120hmmm...nyo
>>724231775arigato senpai
>>724221235They made a moderately fun shooter cancer by adding the MMO trinity.
>>724221235No gamemode where the girls are inflated with explosive goo then explode like bombs non lethally yet
too busy gooning to overwatch
>>724232392
>>724232392>>724232507guh
>>724221235It's a shit game for fags.
>>724232550what the fuck is that and why did it swell like that in two weeks?
>>724221235i don't enjoy the gameplay but i enjoy the porn
https://files.catbox.moe/lq7ut1.mp4
Odds on OP trooning out?
>>724225424Based shotacon
>>724235113me on the right
>>724235113Mercy is so fucking beautiful all dolled up~! Good to see doctors get the rest/treatment they well deserve. They're heroes.
>>724222576>>724230932>>724232202>>724232207>>724232265>>724232318>>724232507>>724234649shota pov
I'm more of a Dva enjoyer
>>724221701It's a shame those colors have to be associated with the lgbt now, I do like them.
I wish Overwatch added in furry characters so I could partake in its degeneracy.
>>724221235It's just a cheap knockoff of Paladins at this point.
Why aren't you playing Pixurbia right now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HulO5oR4SaUhttps://progchad.itch.io/pixurbiahttps://gx.games/games/r5r8eb/pixurbia/
>>724235763MOMMY
>>724236805Find Roadhog.
>>724236805Pump myself up with explosive goo then explode non lethally
for me, its widow maker
>dogwhistling subhumans from /trash/ shitting up the thread with their mentally ill cuckold fetish>futa obsessed troons>that one autist posting about his waifus exploding like bombs>cropped porn webmsdid i forget anything?these threads are always the same. so boring
Transverwatch
>>724237103>did i forget anything?The one autist that enters the thread just to complain
>>724237017based widowmaker enjoyer
>>724237170these threads always get deleted before they reach bump limitget the hint already and fuck off back to whatever discord you crawled out of
>ass picsyou know they use it for defecation?
>>724237730
>>724237730you know I use it for ejaculating?
>>724237904Mmmmmfff, i felt so good i made some kind of mess on big sis kiriko's face...
>>724221371>I used to love asses before it became mainstream
>>724237731>>724237808Ever just see fetishes you genuinely cannot understand the slightest amount of appeal to? Yeah. At least with blacked I can understand someone being into scat, but like.. wut. I don't think I'm autistic enough for this.
>>724237017for me it's widowmaker (futa)
Your game is not "for men" unless it has huge breasts. I do not regard butts as "for men." Butts are safe horny. Butts can be enjoyed by men, women, gays, trannies, whatever. But breasts? That's specifically straight men. Kingdom Come is a game for straight men because Kingdom Come had women with large breasts. Apex Legends and Overwatch are not games for straight men because every woman has the same safe, presentable B-cup bosom.
>>724238293Based
>>724238370Youre not mad??...can we do more
>>724237932not anymoreyou stop doing it from now on
>>724238492shut the fuck up already, you fucking retarded coomer
>>724237904Hot
>>724238723<3
>constantly ban evading just to post cropped porn with mentally ill pedo captionslmaoing @ ur life
>>724238723Hnng, now im starting to understand why this is my favorite gameAhile my friends are playing roblox im playing overwatch 2 and feeling tingly and hot
>>724221235This game is so goonable
