Predict the plot.
>>724223128recruit a diverse team to topple some despot
>>724223128It's going to be exactly like skyrim, but in the desert. same dragonborn bullshit but this time you might be some "dagger singer" or whatever.
Just like Skyrim being infested with Jackson's LOTR trilogy it's going to be infested with the new Dune movies.
>>724223128oblivion but instead of sean bean septim we get debra wilson hoonding
>>724223128Two wordsWEWUZ
>>724223397It's actually sword singing and yes it's the same fucking thing as shouts https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Sword-singers
>>724223128Skyrim with sand
>>724223128Thalmor tries to take over the Adamantine Tower to remake reality. You are John Hammerfell, chosen by the spirits of ancestors to stop this threat
TES6: Muh Kangs of Hammerfell An SheeitDEIFULL WOKEGLORIFICATION OF THE NEGRONEGROS ARE SOOO WONDERFULBROUGHT TO YOU BYCHINESE AND INDIAN DEVELOPMENT STUDIOSCOURTESY OFWOKETHESDAPARENT COMPANY - MICROSOFTOWNED AND OPERATED BY JEWS
>>724223643cool artwork but why are there giant penis statues everywhere?
I believe it will take place in basically the same area Daggerfall was, The Iliac bay being traversable via boats with naval combat that won't definitely get old or be janky as fuck.
>>724223128Three fat lesbian redguards queens talk relentlessly for 30 mins and insult your character for no reason despite needing your help. They'll soon realised near end of the game they can use magical of their superior black ancestors to defeat the racist elves.
>>724223128>Predict the plot.you already didthe hammer fell
>>724223643The new Dune movies are disgustingly soulless.
>>724223397This is correct. It's also going to have a civil war between the crowns and the forebears, and the Thalmor are sowing discontent between them. Again.The only question is what the big bad will be. Probably sand worms because the new Dune movie was popular.
>>724224772I don't mind the fremen being minimalist, but noble houses based on medieval aristocracy ought to be gaudy as fuck
>>724224537They can't just reuse Morrowind's plot.
>>724225005Why not?
>>724225550Because it's not awesome. Modern audiences need to have their assholes tongued nonstop. If a character is rude, unattractive, morally ambiguous or hard to deal with, their mere existence victimizes the player.
>>724223128they're gonna dig up some old antagonist that oldfags will talk nonstop about and has 6000 references on the wiki. There will also be more racist undertones, but against really mean people that look very different so that makes it ok. My guess, it'll probably involve Yokuda and the Kanuryai. A nice foreign force that'll force Tamriel to get its shit together. Vivec will probably be involved somehow.
>>724223128undercooked, underdeveloped with a few hints of greatness just like Skyrim and most other games Todd touches. Which is the best case scenario because we may be getting TES76: Starfield
>>724223128>hammerfellYo were never worthy
>>724226007>the Kanuryai.Who?
>>724223128If trailer doesn't contain a montage with rap music i won't buy it
>>724227714More like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw429JGL5zo
>>724228003This, weed, twerking, and a not so subtle nod to trans right
>>724224225That entire scene is all about how Paul makes his visitors feel small and meaningless iirc. And since it's the old woman visiting he had to put dicks in her face just to remind her he's the however you spell it.
>>724223128>evil pale genocidal elves are invading hammerfell>we are an escaped slave>we use the power of rap to tap into ancient red guard magic>we recieve the n word pass>we become the niggerborn>we must travel across hammerfell to discover ancient raps we can use in our struggle agaisnt bigotry and sexism>at the end of game we will meet ourselves and they will congratulate us on defeating racism>then evil nazi wizards will rewind time and send us back to the beginning of the game for ng+
>>724223128The niggers rebel against the Thalmor and kill all non-Redguards in Hammerfell, then in the rest of Tamriel. And they somehow summon Numidium and bring upon the apocalypse mentioned in C0DA.
>>724223128praising niggers and women
Is there cotton in Hammerfell?
>>724230301I should also mention that the Landfall starts eith the annihilation of the Altmer and the total destruction of Hammerfell, and by the time it ends, Nirn is left forever uninhabitable.Needless to say, the niggers' hubris brings upon their downfall, just like in real life.
>>724229764>the niggerbornlol
>>724223128What I can guarantee is that the mechanics will be dumbed down to retard-level. The downgrades from Morrowind to Skyrim are insane. It’s sad as fuck and Todd is a retard.
>>724223128Distant conflict in the past or nearing on the edge in the future.Lots of Dune references, giant sandworm, desert power, the desert makes us stranger, don't waste the water.You become a hero who solos everything.
>>724230896There's plenty of water in HammerfellIt's more "Northern Congo to North Africa" than "Middle-East desert"
in their tongue he is calledHAMMERBORN
>>724224772Retard
>>724223876So instead of shouting we'll be looking for various forms of spectral swords instead?
>>724223128All I know is that pirates and sailing will be a big focus. Don't ask me how I know.
>>724223128You are revealed as the Sandborn and must collect Sword Songs so you can defeat the scary magical whatever who sends you into a time loop so you can NG+ infinitely for infinite replayability.
>>724223128We wuz Kangs and shiet mayne.
>>724229764>>724230554>a mere mortal man, gifted by crackatosh with the soul of a nigger
>>724232149Prophesies foretold of a whiteboy who can rap
>>724231992You forgot the base building and camel riding.
>>724233824>base buildingDon't even fucking joke about this
