>tinker with wands everywhere mod
inb4 swarthoids get offended by pickles.
mfw americans call gerkins pickles
>>724225454to me a gerkin is a much smaller, sweeter and gelatinous version whereas a pickle is bigger and more sourthat's how it seems to be marketed in the supermarket
>>724225374Better than pineapples at least.
>>724225374noita sucks
>>724225374You didnt beat the tutoril
>>724225537This
>>724225537and swallows
>whether you are allowed to have fun in the game depends entirely on arbitrary RNGRoguelikes are utter dogshit. Literally gacha tier.>>724225401Pickles are a god tier condiment up there with onions. OP pic is just an utterly retarded amount though.
>tinker everywhere >heart container spawn indicator >gold heals you yup, its beat the game time
>>724225683It's a roguelite, not roguelike.>rngYou'll blame anything other than yourself.
>>724225374Posting a pizza I made to counter OP's whatever-that-is
i never made it past hisii basethat pizza looks not so good but i'd probably still eat it
>>724225683If you think Noita is entirely dependent on RNG you are legitimately low IQ.And not the meme of being low IQ for shitposting or saying something someone doesn't like, I mean like you're genuinely stupid and meant to be a ditch digger in life.
>>724225865Looks quite nice actually
>>724225846Roguelite is not a thing. Either commit to being a retard who misuses the label because he doesn’t actually know what Rogue is or fuck off. Nobody wants to hear you cope by engaging in nonsensical terminological gymnastics in a shitty, transparent attempt to mask his ignorance.
>>724225374For me it's Progress Reminder
>>724225865Looks awful, home made pizzas are the ultimate meme
>>724226040Roguelite is a thing. Noita has metaprogression so it's not a roguelike.
>>724225970>Get filtered by hisii base>Except the one time I was playing on a backup computer with no mods and ended up like two levels down from thereDunno how this shit happens man
>>724226197>Roguelite is a thing......made up as copium by retards who got called out one too many times for calling their shitty action platformer with RNG progession mechanics a "roguelike". Vhanging a single letter won't disguise your utter stupidity.
>>724226290Gotta explore the side areas to get good stuff. Finding good stuff in the fungal caverns often carries you a long way.
>>724226348>strawman>VhangingI accept your concession.
>>724225865The crust looks really good but the topping seems wet, would eat though
>>724226554Well that's what mozzarella does if you don't dry it up a few hours beforehand, but dry or milky, I like it either way.
>>724226458Pointing out literally the only reason this term "exists" is not a strawman. It's just being matter-of-fact. Cope by pointing out minor typos all you want. The evidence of you being an idiot is still going to be there for all to see.
>>724226816The retards are in fact made up in your head, which makes it a strawman.
>>724225374the ONLY thing i wanted to mod into noita, but never did, was removing the gold despawn timer.just for the frustration of killing a big guy, and getting stuck waiting for ice gas. burning oil or some other hazard to clear enough for you to not fucking die, so i miss a LOT of gold, then stall out since i cant afford to roll perks, or buy wands.
>>724227026Forever gold is a trap, starts lagging the game
>>724227026there's a perk for that retard-kun. Just say you never played Noita
>>724225865Peppers are gross
>>724227026The game is quite generous with the amount of gold enemies drop. Just ignore it, and the gold you will accidentally pick up while moving around will be enough for whatever you need.
>>724225374I used that mod for a while but it took away the feeling of pure joy whenever you found the tinker perk.
>>724225865that shit is burned
>>724227075yes i know, and so is editing your wand everywhere.getting the perk is great, but if you dont have it by the 3rd or 4th checkpoint you cant afford spells or wands, which means you don't survive the plant or metal area for shit.pic rel is my play time, its not a game i put a LOT of time into, but every few months i would play it between other games, or while waiting for mates to come online.>>724227243that works fine for the first few zones, but if you're not lucky with the wand world spawns, and you cant afford any of the wand sin the mountain, then you're stuck using slightly modified starting wands, and you wont get far into the later zones with just those.
>>724225982the fact you need to invoke this kind of fake outrage shows you already know deep down that it's fundamentally RNG driven.
>>724227289This man has been enslaved by mega processed artificial corpo food slop.
>>724227075>>whether you are allowed to have fun in the game depends entirely on arbitrary RNG
>>724225374this picture reminds me of those fucking vile hamburger pizza pockets
>>724227335It's likely that you're going to the next area too early, and you aren't aware of some ways to build viable wands with what you find.
>>724227289Mama mia
>>724225401pickles are great just dont put them in pizza okt.pickle sandwich enjoyer
>>724227335>>724227534absolute scrubs. Not even worth arguing with
>>724227026>he hasn't found the gold mountain you can get to within 30 minutes if you get good enough rng and jumped into the 250k worth of gold like Scrooge McDuck in his vaultalso ps, if you haven't gotten at least 10 stacks of greed and started getting gold statues instead of nuggets, you aren't missing out on "a lot" of gold
>>724225537>filtered by hiisi
>>724225683>entirely on arbitrary RNGMore rolls more winsWorlds are infinite
>>724227564not sure if the games changed much since i played a ton of it, but you used to get chased out of the maps pretty quickly by worms, since they would eat the holy mountain and you would get fucked over by the guardian, so as soon as a worm spawned you kind of had to rush.besides, spending 20 minutes eating fungus, gathering slabs and checking out the side zones rarely changes much when you're unlucky with wands before you can edit them in the first mountain.i still enjoy the hell out of the game, but damn is it frustrating scrimping and saving up for a killer combo you've been planning for 3 levels (deathstar+trigger ranged spell, my beloved), and find the PERFECT wand with the spells you need on it, and not being able to afford it despite trying to farm gold, even wasting all your bombs and terrain tools on getting gold from the walls.
>>724225374Former pizza merchant here: if you order pizza with pineapples, pickles, or anchovies, you are mentally-deranged.The golden trio is mushrooms, banana peppers, and pepperoni (or beef, if you don’t do pork).
>>724225535I've seen enough Cookshow with Trevor shorts to tell you that, trust me, pineapple is probably the LEAST offensive "unconventional" topping to put on a pizza.
>>724225374Yes, I play games to have fun, so I use it.Besides, everyone is always telling me it's easy to preserve the Mountain if you teleport past the invisible line, or drill through and throw a tablet at the skeleton, so it's no big deal right?This is unironically my line of thinking and I refuse to install any other easy mode mods
Holy fuck you normalnigger are indeed social pests and attention whores fuck 4chan
>>724227885You don't have to rush when you find a worm. You can kill stevari by kicking the holy mountain statues towards him. Alternatively you can ignore him and just keep dodging while doing your normal stuff in the holy mountain.
>>724225865I cannot identify almost any of the toppings.
Master of teleportation is a bitch ass motherfucker, all my homies hate him.
>the work (Sky)>rains chaotic polymorphine>it phases through the clouds and turns you into a fishName a more bullshit area.
>have to spend literally an hour at the start of every single run getting tablet, getting evil eye, getting spirit of earth, getting earth stone, getting chaingun, getting chaotic polymorph, then going to the gold biome just to start a run>pAtIeNcE bEgEtS kNoWeLeDgE>t. Retard
>>724225865Erm, why do you have used condoms on your pizza?
>>724226092You're supposed to eat it not watch it
>>724225865Bravo, anon. B R A V OThis unironically looks great, and better than 90% of pizzas I've eaten in the past half a year
>>724231051>oh you didn't get explosion immunity after 250k worth of rerolls?>time to do it all again when you randomly blowup for no reason inside hiisi base
>>724225454i wish i was gerkin my pickle into your mouth
>>724225374>Not fixing the game into a state playable by humans instead of the roguelike protogacha retarded crowd they had to market it toTo another 1000 hours wading over and over through the exact same coal mines with slightly different layout, before dying to something stupid, raging like a child for a bit, then going back to it like an beaten wife, gamer!There is a good game under all that skinner box shit you idiots love to waste your life on. Transcend your idiotic base monkey instincts and unlock it.
>>724232252sounds delicious
>>724225374>tfw due to an unidentified illness I get heart palpitations if I ever eat carbs>no doctor can tell me what's causing this>stuck doing keto which has a lot of high fat food>this triggers big acid reflux and damages my throat>have only been able to eat soup for a monthI hate everything. Also, doctors are fucking useless and I pay money only for them to tell me absolutely nothing.
>>724232567>he vaxxed?
>>724225683>>whether you are allowed to have fun in the game depends entirely on arbitrary RNG>Roguelikes are utter dogshit. Literally gacha tier.I don't say this often but you're actually just bad. Every noita run has a MASSIVE wealth of resources. If you can't find what you're looking for literally just search more. It's not like isaac where only X amount of item rooms spawn on a given run. In Noita there are fucking infinite perks, infinite spells and infinite wands for you to find what you're looking for.Also there are japs getting 200+ winstreaks on hardcore mode (which is way harder than what you're playing).
>>724225374What's wrong with zucchini on piz->enlarge>>724225865>sundried tomatoes, ham and bell peppersNow we're talking.
>>724232630No, I didn't vaxx. I'm a paranoid fucker.
>>724227335>if you're not lucky with the wand world spawns, and you cant afford any of the wand sin the mountain, then you're stuck using slightly modified starting wandsThe spells you find in the first 2-4 levels are the best for making dps wands. The spells you get later than that are going to be way more niche or have a higher mana cast, or they'll be more flashy or dangerous to you. I don't really bother with the shops past holy mountain 4.
>>724233019>>724231932Thanks lads. It's also very tasty, sundried tomatoes are like a gift from heavens. I should do something about the ham. I only had cheapo supermarket one, though it does the job if that's all you have at hand on a saturday night.
>>724233094then i'm legally allowed to talk out of my ass and throw random shit at a wall until it sticks. your gut health is probably shit eat more yoghurt.
>>724228118gonna cry?
>>724227774nta but i was
>>724225537>this post has angered the gods
>>724233243I highly doubt it's gut health. I was even eating healthy stuff like buckwheat instead of simple carbs, still caused me to feel like shit until I cut it out.
>>724227289Those are just pizza warts, sweatie. Like you have perfect silky soft skin.
>>724225683I just beat the game last night using my starter spell and modifiers. Never even came across a proper trigger spell. It's not about rng. It's about knowledge and understanding how to capitalize on what's given to you. I could have explored and found what exactly I wanted, but I settled on a heavily modified, bifurcated purple shot and a homing rock I found in the hisii base.
>>724226290Ya man sometimes entire sections of the world will be missing. Shit happens. It's magic
>>724227335Beat the game once normally and then install tinker mode and the health drops mod. Reduce health drop perks to something still challenging and enjoy your time in Noita a lot longer than normal. Get better and smarter faster, then one day sooner, you can be at it regularly without any mods if you wish. I would still keep tinker. You're a fucking wizard for God's sake
>>724231051Literally the tablet, out of all of those, is the only thing you SHOULD be grabbing regularly on a run and it's not even necessary. I just like kick throws and keeping it as a backup for large enemies until I'm past hisii base. What kind of shit are you trying to achieve that you need those other items? Because you can defeat every boss without any of those items.
>>724225374I like the version of the mod that has the Stevari drop the perk, so that way I'm not spending so much time backtracking to a wand crafting area.
>>724231051>I don't know how to get good at games so I have to try and cheese it whenever possible>I also spoil the game for myself and look up guides so there's no sense of mystery for me>is there an explanation for this? make a youtube video for it please pleaseWhat causes this phenomena?
>>724235701Have absolutely no doccumentation of the game's mechanics beond how to move left and right within the actual game>pikachuface over people looking up how the game works
>>724232064>i shoot propane tanks next to me then get surprised when they blow>i also put homing on all my wands regardless of whether it would be viable and fill my screen with bouncing burst
>>724231051The things you're doing are a tedious waste of time. If you're going to spoil the game for yourself at least learn from wand building guides and learn how to avoid collapsing holy mountains. Then practice clearing as much as the first 4 floors as possible without getting hit, and gathering the best resources every level. You should have a DPS wand that easily clears the game by the first 4 levels.
>>724235838>zoomoids can't figure anything out for themselvesWhat happened?
>>724235838Nobody needs spoilers to beat the default boss. I only spoiled myself after beating the main boss a few times.
>>724236196We get it, you're trans.
>>724225537it's a shame because it really ought to be good. it has everything you could want in a video game and yet it is miserable and wildly unfun
>>724236304https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObhmrE6FyNs
>>724225865Lovely
>>724235838>every videogame ever wants me to keep going downstairs until I beat the final boss>"durrr the game doesn't tell me what to do!"Do you also cry about the binding of isaac being too difficult to figure out?
>>724225374>DUDE! You made a hecking sinful pizza! You RUINED le epic wholesome bread pie>ITALY WILL DECLARE WAR ON YOU!Who cares? They sucked major ass in the last one they participated
>>724225401Pickles are awesome as long as you don't ruin other food with them
>>724234736>play the crazy wizard game but instead of doing crazy magic things, use it as a soccer simulatorThat is such a poor cope. Yes you can do that, but at that point you are not better than speedrunners gutting games for glitches that go against the very core of what makes the game fun
>>724236484i have 600h and still find it fun although its mad hard
>>724225865is it halal?
>>724227626>pizza is made completely different all over Italy>picks neapolitan pizza>"THIS IS ITALIAN PIZZA"dumb fuck
>>724238707Most runs you don't even need the tablet to kill anything. Just play normally and you'll win.
>>724227626>$32.5 for a mediumFuck Domino's>B-b-but f you install the app and collect enough good boy points you're eligible for an discou-!FuckDomino's
I mod in All Seeing Eye because I can't fucking stand fog of war, in any game, and especially not one where an enemy you can't see you can one shot you from across the screen with a wand they picked up.Also No More Shuffle wands because I fundamentally don't see what shuffle wands add to the game.No I won't apologize.
>>724241485What the fuck, I thought the whole point of Domino's was to be cheap fastfood pizza.
>>724241485Not enen the worst Italian tourist traps are ballsy enough to rip you off this hard, andvtherebthey serve actual food instead of a block of sugar in the shape of round bread.
Totinos pizza and the new ultimate they released are the best brand!
>>724225537Unironically kinda agree. Played it for like a year straight and after a while it just becomes boring and repetitive.
>>724226092Homemade pizzas are insanely easy to make anon. They also taste better than almost any pizza you can buy and it costs a fraction of the price.
>>724225454You didn’t post yfw
>>724241485>$32 for a medium at DominosWhere do you live?Medium 2-topping pizzas are $7 each and any-size unlimited pizzas are $10.
>>724241667>especially not one where an enemy you can't see you can one shot you from across the screen with a wand they picked upThis is exceedingly rare, so I just take it on the chin.>Also No More Shuffle wands because I fundamentally don't see what shuffle wands add to the game.I do think shuffle wands are an obnoxious mechanic but I also feel like the game would be way too easy without this obnoxious mechanic making half of all wands useless to build on.
For me, it's losing 2/3rds of health to random singular fire or poison particles and picking up gold and getting washed over by acid and lava.
>>724236484>>724225537it's okay but would be better if>wands were situational and based around finding weird alchemical/elemental interactions rather than creating a 99999999 DPS death cannon>you weren't incentivized to slow crawl the first few levels nabbing thousands of gold from easy enemies>enemy design was more fun
I used to hate pickles but starting estrogen made me like them a lot. I would eat that pizza. Pickle potato chips are my favorite now.
The main game is fun but is basically just a tutorial for the extremely tedious and boring phase of going around collecting orbs and even worse going to the parallel worlds. The game is kind of bad in that the whole secret finding meta-experience is kind of at odds with the whole insta death roguelike meme experience. The game wants you to experiment with stuff and spend ages backtracking to get specific items and spells but then you are also punished so incredibly hard for any fuck ups that you really don't want to experiment and lose the world you just spent an hour tediously crawling through.
