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this is a game made for children.
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>>724227787
>something funny happens in a japanese videogame
>japanese people on twitter have a funny reaction to it
>westerners start acting fucking weird and obsessive about it

everytime
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>the "good" guys
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>>724227787
>pokemon yakuza
They brought back Team Rocket?
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>>724227787
Tranny thread.
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Nigger.
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>>724227787
>good looks
Both of those character designs are terrible
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Huh? Since when?
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>>724228083
Elaborate.
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>France
>Yakuza
At worst they force her to have sex in rbnbs at 70 pokedollar the pop.
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>>724228302
fucking kek. i love downplaying every experience in life with this image.
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Why not just use your pokeymans to kill the loan shark?
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>>724228471
what? you can't just kill people... that's against the law
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>>724228367
there's organized crime in france

mostly nafri or jewish nowadays
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remember kids, always steal money from the mafia
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>>724228471
because the loan sharks are not evil
you help them making the city a better place and after 3 quests they they payoff the debt
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>>724228618
Why waste time on 3 quests when you could have just killed them?
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>>724228002
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>>724228368
it’s not life, it’s a video game, one made for children
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>>724228343
Pokemon designs in general have felt off since gen 8, stuff like baggy clothes, gradient hair, big foreheads, not to mention the weird GO/SV/detective pikachu artstyle which feels less anime and like a weird compromise with western media.
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>>724228002
I still don't really get the thought process of making the loan sharks good guys. Yes reality is a bit more complex and not every loan shark is gonna be some comically evil jrpg villain, but c'mon. You don't get in that industry for good reasons.
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>>724227787
the fuck are the fat tits?
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>>724228721
>buddy up with loan sharks who trap people in debt
>buddy up with the corpos who turned Lumiose into a dangerous shithole filled with bloodthirsty wild Pokemon
>expected to laugh and go "oh you" to the psychotic negress who enslaved a girl and abuses her on the regular
Was this game written by psychopaths? Jesus christ.
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>borrow money from Team Rocket
>borrow a LOT of money from Team Rocket
>punishment is Team Rocket forcing you to work for them
>salaried position with travel expenses paid and all you have to do is try to steal an electric rat from some dumb hick kid (doesn't matter if you ever SUCCEED at it though)
honestly it's a pretty good 10-year plan.
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>>724228808
So if a character has baggy clothes then they're a bad character design?
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>>724228721
They pick up litter!!!
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>>724228954
>corpos who turned Lumiose into a dangerous shithole filled with bloodthirsty wild Pokemon
so, it's an allegory for illegal immigrants taking over countries.
pure propaganda
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>>724227787
Okay? What's the risk for a girl lending money from the yakuza anyway? i guess they'll gangbang her? Not like she doesn't go out on town every night and does that anyway
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>>724229085
they could literally do anything they want with her.
yes, becoming a sex slave is one of those outcomes
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>>724229085
they could take legal actions
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>>724228002
>>724228874
The majority of pokemon fans are women now, this entire segment was meant to appeal to them
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>>724228302
kek nailed
/thread
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>>724228954
yeah it was written by leftists
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>>724228302
>irony poisoned redditbob image
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>>724228618
He only paid it off because he found out you've been helping people the whole game
He's clearly got some kind of mental issue and thinks slavery is ok if it improves society
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Everything with Z-A feels like it's GameFreak is heavily phoning in on even the plot for shit. At least Arceus felt somewhat grounded when you handwaive the memberberries being isekai'd.
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>>724229976
I still don't know why the mc in za went to paris
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>>724229000
Unironically, yes, Iono sucks too for that reason
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>>724230016
vacation
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>>724230016
The only people who go to Paris in the current year are female sex tourists looking for Algerian dick without going all the way to Africa
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>>724229859
he's 5'3, of course he has mental issues
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>>724228954
>corpos who turned Lumiose into a dangerous shithole filled with bloodthirsty wild Pokemon
This wasn't the corpos fault, pokemon were being drawn to the city like a magnet due to the stupid tower that ends up being the final boss.
Rest is 100% right
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>>724230016
Same reason why people generally go to Paris by themselves, to have sex with French people.
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>>724228954
that's just france
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>>724230401
"french" people*
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>>724230401
There are no french in Paris, anon
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>>724228302
>>724228368
>>724229586
>>724229692
I don't get it.
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>>724228954
Sounds like standard modern gamefreak to me.
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>>724229976
At least ZA has interesting characters, Arceus only had Volo
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>>724231828
>at least ZA has interesting characters
name one
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>>724230884
Spongebob died after S3 but people think they're funny for downplaying everything they don't like
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>>724231849
Canari, Gwynn, AZ, Corbeau, Emma, L
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>>724230212
I dont get why /v/ insists on pretending to know about real life, you are all unstable and neurotic porn addicts.
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>day 1 of my visit to PokeParis
>get mugged by blacks
>get assaulted in the back alley by blacks
>day 2 of my visit to PokeParis
>the locals teach me how to ambush someone in the alleyway
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>>724231946
not a single one of them is good
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>>724227787
>blue archive profile pic
>"this kid has absolutely nothing going for her except her good looks"
not beating the pedo allegations, senseis...
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>>724232024
Why?
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>>724228954
>this retarded shit is supposed to be "too much"
I think I now see why /v/ unironically said Palworld was Pokemon for adults, you fags are a bunch of Flanderses.
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>>724227787
The whole game is just you trying to put out fires caused by this stupid bimbo.
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>>724231973
>pigskin instantly seethes
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>game keeps pushing taunie as a friend
>she turns into a huge bitch the second half of the game
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>>724232170
Don't you have some gacha slop girls to ERP over with a bunch of latinos, /v/?
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>>724232158
that thread was fun, much better than this one full of unironic twitter users
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>>724230884
spongebob and patrick are scared from a little bump on the rollercoaster
just like pokemon fans saying it's not a game for kids because some characters talk about death, something that's covered in stuff like bambi and all dogs go to heaven
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>>724232251
Squidward, we already played Babble like an Idiot!
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God seeing Naveen makes me sad. It's one thing thing African or Indian, BUT HE'S BOTH!
HE'S THE AFRO-JEET
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>>724228002
debt bad unless the debt collect is hot
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>>724232423
>jeet autist who's entire personality is simping for egirls
They really nailed the vtuber audience.
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>Pokemon games have retarded stories

No shit. Remember SwSh when the villain got the champion to agree to help him capture and enslave a legendary Pokemon and sperged the fuck out because Leon wanted to have the championship match first?
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>>724232328
Of course it's for kids, but it's decent, not unexistent or actively bad
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Can't wait to see Ushijima-kun be the protagonist of the next Pokemon game.
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>>724228874
Loansharking is how a lot of early modern asian economies developed barely a century ago. So they might see them more positively. It's not like America where we pretend they're not providing a local service when banks won't.
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>>724232490
>BUT I WANT TO TELEVISE THE END OF THE WORLD BATTLE, IMAGINE THE SPONSORSHIPS
>LEON IS SUUURE TO WIN HE HAS CHARIZAAAAARD FROM KANTOOOOOOOOOOOO
>WTF HE LOST
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALIEN ANTICHRIST DRAGON MON IS DANGEROUS
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>>724232328
it's badly written.
why should children cheering on a loan shark that puts them into literal slavery?
and it's kinda weird that multiple NPCs talk about death for no good reason, yes
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>>724228954
>buddy up with the corpos who turned Lumiose into a dangerous shithole filled with bloodthirsty wild Pokemon
The corpo didn't do that. The tower's energy was attracting wild Pokémon and making them go crazy, all the corpo did was try to contain the Pokémon.
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>>724227787
Dude Pokemon is a universe where kids walk around with WMDs who follow their every order.
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>>724232780
that's a boy
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>>724232780
That's how it should be.
And besides, elemental dragon flesh isn't that much tougher than rhinocerous flesh. One big game slug and the apocalyptic WMD creature is dealt with
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>>724232328
But is anyone actually THINKING OF THE CHILDREN or is it just adult pokemon fans justifying their consumption of children's media?
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>>724232079
No, I just think it's jarring to see this kind of shit come from a series as sanitized and toothless as modern Pokemon. Not really sure how to put it, but it's a weird contrast where you're in what's supposed to be a happy, cheery utopia where everyone is nice to each other, only to suddenly tell a loan shark that he's a good person.
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>>724227787
>this is a game made for manchildren.
ftfy
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>>724228954
Even the NPC's dialogues seem to be written by a depressed furry slav. They constantly mention death, the fear of being alone, the relentless passing of time, and even some weird stuff like "I like squeezing my partner's pokeballs when I'm stressed" and "I want to smell Pokemon!"
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>>724228721
>"ok I'll loan you some money and in exchange you'll have to work with us temporarily to repay it"
>person who was loaned the money does not repay them
>friends of that person have to pick up their shit instead
I fail to see how they're supposed to be the bad guys. if anything Corbeau should have been more strict to the blonde dude/girl
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>>724232927
Said yakuza frenchman is actually trying to help the city in his own way, and absolves the debter of her loan entirely. He still talks shit about her cause she's a dumbass with finances, but she deserves that.
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>>724233029
Show your nose.
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>>724232927
>No, I just think it's jarring to see this kind of shit come from a series as sanitized and toothless as modern Pokemon
Sun/Moon had Lusamine be a spacecrack addict that abused her children and the implication that Guzma's dad beat him with golf clubs when he didn't win first place in contests.
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>>724232504
sure, it's not bad it's just for kids
>>724232921
the second
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>try it on emulator
>the combat is now real time
>you just press shit on cooldown
what a piece of shit
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>>724228954
>buddy up with the corpos who turned Lumiose into a dangerous shithole filled with bloodthirsty wild Pokemon
Gonna stop you there, they didn't fill the city with wild Pokemon, the Pokemon are naturally drawn in cause the tower at the center is blasting out life energy and nobody can stop it (the point of the tournament is to find someone who can), the Wild Zones are meant to be compromises; spaces where the wild Pokemon can live in peace and not disturb the people in the city.

Other people in the city have their own opinions on the Wild Zones; some think they're restrictive and the wild Pokemon can live anywhere, some don't want them in the city at all, others think they're a half-baked idea that's clashing with residents when a horde of Ice Pokemon move in and freeze a section of the river, so now people can't go there anymore without being in danger of being impaled on an icicle.

Resident scientist Mable complains that these kinds of things require careful and extensive surveying and research, but the mayor of the city is just going full-steam with the Wild Zone plan and it's frustrating for her to deal with.
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>>724233314
It sounds rudimentary but it's actually pretty fun. In trainer battles you can backstab other trainers' Pokemon before they even know you're there. Alpha Pokemon will actively target you instead of your Pokemon, and if you get hit three times before you can recover your health you'll black out. There's one Wild Zone filled with Pokemon that do just that, and have extremely difficult to evade projectile attacks and aggro from far away. You walk in during the daytime and you will die instantly.
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>>724233607
this still sounds like illegal immigration to me regardless
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>>724232927
>No, I just think it's jarring to see this kind of shit come from a series as sanitized and toothless as modern Pokemon
Anon Lysandre gets turned immortal and buried alive in XY and runs a cult of neo-nazis, SunMoon has a woman high on space dust and a Team Rocket made of society's rejects, runaways and thugs, Sword and Shield literally has everything turned into corporate branding and being a Champion is basically being the region's biggest sellout, and ScarletViolet has a gang made up of bully victims that no one would help, and how being a trainer kept being pushed as a job to the point that people lost their love for it.
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>>724233937
If it were illegal then they'd just throw them out and that would be the end of it. It's more like granting asylum to a group of people and needing to find accommodations for them.
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>>724233937
>this still sounds like illegal immigration to me regardless
I mean, there's no reason except intentional pilpul that hunting pokemon for sport isn't already legal
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>>724227787
>screencapping your own twitter post
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>>724234062
Why do asylees need to be given accommodations?
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>>724233294
>pokemon is actually pretty deep bro
>the deepness of pokemon "immortallity is actually le bad"
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>>724228954
that sounds like fun for a video game. oh wait, we have to treat everything in fiction as we would in real life in current year
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>>724234187
Because the mayor accepted them in the city, so now they gotta find a place for them to live. That's the Wild Zones. As the game goes on more and more Wild Zones appear, so more of the city gets reclaimed by nature and taken away from people. Many characters note that this isn't stable and they need to find a better solution, and first on that list is shutting down the tower drawing Pokemon in.

Balance is everything in this game's plot.
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>>724234194
Immortality is bad but so is a short as fuck 80 year lifespan
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>>724234402
>find a better solution
Deportation for those who have not yet caused damage, euthanasia for those who have positively caused significant property damage or harm to the city's native inhabitants.
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based nintendo/gamefreak/tpc promoting anti-white pro-jew propaganda
anything to accelerate total white cuck death
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>>724234406
Immortality is only bad if everyone has it
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>>724234402
>find a better solution
literally build more secure borders.
have people patrol the walls and keep the people safe from the pokemon that want to get into the town
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>/v/ has the hypocrisy of calling someone or something childish by being the most childish board on this site.
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>>724234484
That's going to piss off a good section of the populace who care about the safety of the wild Pokemon too. The fact is they don't have a good solution to this, the Wild Zones are a stopgap and clearly aren't perfect, and the Z-A Royale offering a wish (within reasonable possibility) means people who DO want to change how things work have the opportunity to make that happen, or just make some money in the street fights after work.

One such group wants to abolish all Wild Zones. Said group runs a martial arts dojo dedicated to training people to fight Pokemon directly in hand to hand combat.
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>>724228874
They're straight up trying to propagandize that "Jews = Good" and "Migrants = Good"
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>>724234565
Dont you have some Tiktok thread to have mental breakdowns on?
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>>724228874
>>724234701
No Anon, true men spend all day fighting over whether Pokemon or Digimon are better, making hecking theories about Deltarune characters and engaging in erotic roleplay over phone game characters
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>>724229692
Ironically you're the one that's acting cynically to the act of cynicism. While also misusing the term irony.
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Pokemon explicitly defending usury is not something I expected to happen.
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Part and parcel of living in a diverse poke city.
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>>724232490
sword and shield is the absolute rock bottom and the plots have only gotten better since.
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>>724234825
>pokemon(immigrants) are out of control
>construct special zones(neighbourhoods) in the city to keep them confined
>some citizens are upset that more and more zones are being built for the pokemon
>a small group of nutjobs want to abolish the zones and let the city be overrun

Really makes you think.
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>>724234060
don't forget sv has a confirmed death and the whole arven subplot
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>>724235317
Usury is a great form of darwinism.
If you dont want loansharks after you, then dont ask for any money.
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>>724235453
>the plots have only gotten better since.
lol
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>>724235571
there's also at least two confirmed graveyards you go to (gen 1 and 3), and az dying is part of the plza story.
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>>724235029
Don't forget """ironically""" fantasizing about cuckoldry
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>>724235518
WTF this game is actually based?
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>>724227787
Tendies, this is your mindset.
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>>724228954
>Was this game written by psychopaths?
Yes!
It's Japanese!
Why do you fags always act surprised every time?
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kids game
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>>724235783
am I wrong? was pla as retarded? was sv? was za?
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>>724236215
thats a boy
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>>724236460
a cute one, yes
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>>724227787
It's okay because she can pay the debt with her tight teen body
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>>724237927
i just hope to see some good h-doujins about that
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>>724228954
>Was this game written by psychopaths?
Scarlet and Violet's DLC literally had you enact a NTR doujin by cucking some guy so hard by stealing his waifumon, his sister, and his championship that he becomes mindbroken.
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>>724227883
Japs are literal retards. I have no respect for them and their reaction doesn't mean shit to me. Just cause you idolize japs doesn't mean their fucking opinion matters you imbecile.
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Naveen is cute.
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>>724227787
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>>724240020
kek
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>>724230704
I met an actual Frenchman from Paris. He lived in Tokyo and refused to go back.
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>>724228002
If you borrow money you should pay it back, and if you don't that's interest on the party that lent you the money in the first place being lost. If I lend you 10$ that's 10$'s worth of food I can't buy. If I lend you 100$ that's 100$'s worth of stock options/investment return I'm missing out on. If you take out a loan for school and refuse to pay it back that money WILL be taken from other people as tax via theft to pay for that schooling. Just because Americans are retarded doesn't mean they should be allowed to shirk responsibility of their debts. Fucking communists.
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>>724241834
They used to stone people to death for usury.
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>>724234710
>That's going to piss off a good section of the populace
who gives a fuck what tankies think?
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>>724236215
/v/friends this game makes my agp flare up...
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>>724227787
children play real games like fortnite and the original pokemon and mario games. these nintendo shovelware apps are nothing but merch for mentally ill adults.
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>>724241959
yeah because they were told to pay back what they owed and they got violent.
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>>724242615
The employees of Quasartico, who work with the mayor's office to implement Wild Zones? The mayor's office, who facilitated that the winner of the Z-A Royale may do literally anything they want (provided it can actually be done), and rely on the populace of Lumiose to stay in power?
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>>724242831
it really do be like that
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>>724232974
Ok but poison sting IS a shit move you snot nosed brats
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>>724234825
>>724235518
Anon, Pokemon are animals.
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>>724234635
Why would it be bad?
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>>724243375
it would lead to stagnation.
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>>724227787
If she only has good looks... how does she will pay her debt?
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>>724227787
>yakuza
>in pokemon's france
huh?
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>>724227787
All games are made for children.
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>>724243465
Proof? I'm sure you have scientific evidence to back up your claim, right anon?
I mean, think about all those societies and civilizations that had immortal population! like... uh... ehm...
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>>724243587
It's a faction that looks vaguely like the yakuza
AZ even tells the kids he's not worried because they haven't had the cops called on them
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>>724228954
>corporation funded by the mayor invites in dangerous animals that attack people while the police do nothing and the locals/natives are outspokenly upset about it but the problem just keeps getting worse
>all of this is happening in literal Paris, France
Is this a metaphor? Wtf I love Pokemon now.
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This game NEEDS voice acting. I thought Naveen was a cute black tomboy until someone referred to him as a "He". I feel lied to. This would never have happened if he were voiced.
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>>724232927
You know assume he's bad because loan sharks IRL are generally bad. there's nothing inherently wrong with lending someone money and expecting labor in exchange or a repayment with reasonable interest. If you borrow money and you skip town you're just a shitty person. I haven't gotten to that part in the story but I'm willing to bet the guy actually is a good person and is just expecting people who borrow money from him to hold up to their end of the transaction and pay the damn thing off.
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>>724243868
The Pokemon are actually inviting themselves, much like hostile immigrants, drawn in by something they see valuable (in the case of the Pokemon, it's the Mega Energy that's been stirring around Lumiose).
The mayor and company, of course, rather than making them piss off, because that's just unthinkable in the Pokemon world to be mean to Pokemon unless you're one of those absolute maniacs like the evil teams, has no choice but to accommodate them at the expense of humanity.
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>>724243953
he's young enough that they would have just put a woman in the role to voice him like all other young boys, making it just as confusing.
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>>724244396
You're almost right, he actually strongarms people into doing good deeds around the city by jacking up their loan interest on purpose, then when he feels they've done a sufficient job in the assigned good deeds, he finds a way to slip them the money they need to pay off the loan.
The whole thing when Taunie/Urbain's debt being passed onto you is that you start doing the equivalent of volunteer work around the city, like breaking Mega Crystals building up in the sewers, helping resolve a bunch of Gastly, Haunter and Gengar that are taking up residence in a place a guy's trying to live in, and telling some snobby elites to leave the damn kids alone instead of trying to convert them into smogonfags.
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>>724244668
aren't you there for vacation?
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>>724242831
>children
>playing 20 year old games
Lmao
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>>724244826
Your character is not a real character it’s just your self insert
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>>724227787
Seems like it
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>>724244668
As a mild authoritarian myself who thinks unfettered human freedom is a bad thing and people need to be "gently" nudged into what's best for them I fail to see why anything the loan shark guy is doing is bad.
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>>724244396
"Loan sharks" by definition peddle predatory and extortionate loans. If they were a reasonable and fair lender they would not be a "loan shark."
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>>724243953
Naveen is still built for BSC, big Scrafty cock
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>>724244826
Either a vacation or sightseeing, but the game very quickly stops caring about you being a tourist once you're basically forced to join Team MZ and partake in the Z-A Royale. For all intents and purposes, the "you're a tourist" thing is just to justify why the player character is only now coming into Lumiose for the first time.
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>>724239949
THIS NIGGA LOOKING ZESTY
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>>724232317
Link?
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>>724244996
What do we call "loan sharks" that are reasonable and fair lenders? keepin mind most people who borrow money in the first place are shit people and the reasonable and fair lender will be called bad things for trying to get the other party to do what they agreed to do.
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>>724244948
by forcing children to do his biddings
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>>724245013
could have been better written, just like the rest of the game desu
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>As a mild authoritarian myself who thinks unfettered human freedom is a bad thing
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>>724245140
Old enough to wander the world by yourself and fight adults in pokemon battles, old enough to understand that you need to pay back a loan.
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>>724245256
Unfettered human freedom is how societies collapse my guy. Just look at any pride parade and the "freedom" they are given to swing their dicks at kids in public. Some people are incapable of policing themselves.
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>>724228002
This makes millennials piss and shit themselves in fear
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>>724245304
what is "old enough" in this world anyway?
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>>724228954
>same corpo set down anti-homeless benches
>removed the pokemon mounts
>removed rollerscates
The real reason why they want Pokemons in the city is to keep away hobos
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>>724233135
>his dad abused him with golf clubs
Nigga you made that one up
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>my guy
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>according to a sidequest, Sky Battles canonically fell out of style and the only person in all of Lumiose City who gives a fuck about them is a hiker who looks like a fucking homeless bastard
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>>724229667
>Partaking in a medium by and for leftists
Did it to yourself cuck
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>>724245123
>you need to borrow money to start a business? why don't you just ask daddy to give it to you lmao
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>>724245504
anon's wrong, Guzma's dad tried to beat him, but he turned the tables on him and kicked his boomer ass
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>>724245425
To strongarm the opposite position, paying back a loan gets rather difficult when the interest is unreasonably high. But generally I agree, the people who complain about paying back a loan are just communists who want to be given free shit
>>724245476
Every parallel to IRl I see in pokemon I just instantly dismiss because no-matter how many "browns" they shove into the setting they all still act "white" and the games prove they have high trust societies. "Anti-homeless" benches in pokemon mean nothing to me because pokemon is a world where homeless people don't exist.
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>>724239384
Why does this make you lose your monkey-fucking shit so hard?
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>compliments you
>naruto runs away
what's her problem?
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>>724245713
21 year old virgin
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>>724245504
Anon?
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>>724245801
>>724245713
why is she walking around in a skin tight suit anyway?
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>>724245845
Looking at that screenshot it seems more likely that his kid beat his dad with the golf clubs when he tried discipline...
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>>724245845
>i was the one who got beat...
kwab
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>>724245676
>because pokemon is a world where homeless people don't exist.
Emma was literally an illiterate, homeless 16 year old orphan in XY who was so fucking poor she couldn't afford a Poke Ball, an item so cheap that even a preschooler's allowance from mommy could afford one, based on the average prize money earnings you get from beating them in trainer battles (which is half of what they currently have).
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>>724228368
btw i'm trans
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>>724245982
It's impied to have actually went on a long while, Guzma's bed hints that he cried himself to sleep many times until he finally snapped, his bed is described as having a damp and musty smell.
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>>724245667
>>724245845
Isnt it more likely that Guzma kicked his ass in a battle rather than domestic abuse in the most sanitized franchise in the world
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>>724246474
>there's no way they'd put domestic abuse in the game where the entire narrative centers around a girl who is a victim of domestic abuse
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>>724246474
>sanitized
USUM was the one that sanitized everything. turned the abusive mother implications completely off.
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>>724246474
I think it's pretty clear that Nintendo deliberatly throws in one or two "sprinkles" in every pokemon installment that "hints" that it's only a kid-frendly series on the surface and things you would logically expect to happen if the world was more 'realistic" do still exist but is shoved under the run to sell it to kids. It's a pretty good analogy to how kids are innocent and would probably see the pokemon world as such but things like domestic abuse are 100% in-lore, a kid just wouldn't know about it, leading to my theory that the only reason the world is "sanitized" is because kids naturally see the real world that way.
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>>724234406
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>>724246474
Anon Guzma literally rants about how he needs to be strong to protect himself and others, smashes things in random fits of rage, threatens people that question him, screams "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUZMA" to himself when he doesn't win. If anything, he was outright designed to be a victim of abuse lashing out.
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>>724245504
No, that one's true actually. You can find Guzma's parents house.
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>>724242968
>who work with the mayor's office to implement Wild Zones?

You mean like the NGO's who work with the EU to import Lybians, Algerians and Somalians?
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>>724245891
Because ever since the interpol autist showed up in B2W2 all PokeSWAT cops have worn this bodysuit:
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What children?
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>>724246649
No, really. Humans SHOULD have a 300 year lifespan with 50 years of childhood and adolescence, 200 years of productive adulthood, and 50 years of retirement.
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>>724245891
Gift from one of her father figures that basically gives her superpowers.
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>>724245891
It's her Essentia suit, it basically turns her into a superhuman when she activates it. It's a whole thing from XY's postgame storyline, but the suit's powers never actually get used in LZA.
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>>724245891
It's a suit of power armour that wouldn't be out of place in a superhero comic. Even with the mind control trauma thing I'd wear it.
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>>724246996
>I'd wear it.
They don't make it sized in XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL
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>>724247079
I'd make it fit.
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Gen 1 Team Rocket were literally yakuza btw
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>>724242968
>rely on the populace of Lumiose to stay in power?
Well, cute Kalos boys have the right to close Kalos region's borders so they don't have to fear being assaulted at night walking from their barista job back to their house.
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>>724230212
Nobody asked about your sex fantasies, cuck
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>>724227787
I want to bond burger them all
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>>724247523
>don't have to fear being assaulted at night
they would love it though
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>>724247214
They draw water from the air just like Frozone
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>>724228874
The game makes it pretty clear that he helps good people pay it back and only really fucks with evil people; he literally overpays your debt in the end. Plus, he is a philanthropist and is always trying to help people. He is pretty much a modern Robin Hood.
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>>724247602
Cute Kalos boys want consensual cuddles with their gym leader boyfriends, not assault from foreign expats
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>>724228874
yakuza already did that premise better in 5 anyway.
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>>724228874
There are people delusional enough to defend this
>>723888429
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>>724246717
>always liked Palm Tree more than most and didn't get much of the hate
>he's a fucking slut for ojiisan cock
I'm never picking him again.
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>>724248069
Tom Nook's a good guy, though. He's very generous all things considered.
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>>724228367
The guy posting is japanese.
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>>724248197
He is sensible enough to ask if you want to own a house instead of just dropping debt on to you in NH, but that didn't excuse him doing it in the past, 0% interests or not
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>>724247669
Zoomenials are completely mindbroken by the concept of all money lending being usury, and philanthropy just being a made up cover for billionaires money laundering.

In FFXIV's latest expansion there's a primary sidequest chain about a philanthropist in a wild west zone that opens with you overhearing a conversation between them and a friend/client that's like "I'm always happy to help, but this is the third loan you've asked for this month. Is everything alright with your business? Want me to look over your books for you?" that makes it clear there no interest or set payback date on any of these "loans" and then they send you to help out the guy that refused business advice. Player response to this "I can't believe Square Enix are so tone deaf and forcing me to help a fucking loanshark."

Same with people shitting themselves about Tom Nook giving them a free house and a job and asking them to pay it back whenever. "aiiiiieee he then made my house bigger and gave me a new gameplay goal!! I'll never escape this debt. edgy 2000s webcomics are the real game canon"
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>>724248331
He forced a house on you (because you were moving there) and debt, sure, but he also allowed you to spend literally as long as you wanted to repay it, if ever, with no interest.
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>>724245891
It's an experimental spy suit that expands her physical capabilities and uses holo-tech to let her disguise as anyone else. It can also be remotely controlled. It was made by Xerosic, a scientist from Team Flare, and used Emma (while she was asleep) to commit crimes as the criminal Essentia.

After Inspector Looker arrested Xerosic, Xerosic gave Emma the suit to keep. She now uses it only when she needs to in her detective work.
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>>724248614
So, after racketeering Leo's kneecaps, how does Nook get his weekly installments from here on out? Assuming Leo catches enough fish every week to make the minimum payment
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>>724246767
Sorry anon, you lost me.
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>>724248705
>After Inspector Looker arrested Xerosic
I refuse to believe that Looker successfully closed a case.
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>>724248686
And it still a dick move, even after he start "upgrading" your house and forcing you to pay for it, with you having no say. There is a good reason why Tom didn't do this bullshit in NH.
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>>724227883
Fpbp
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>>724248736
Well, he doesn't need his legs to fish, does he? Lot's of sitting around. Breaking both legs was too far, though. Just one knee would've been enough.
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>>724227787
Are the yakuza still a thing or are they just a cultural touchstone like the mafia?
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>>724227787
meanwhile full grown adults will tell you to build up your credit score which relies on you being in debt your entire life and you get punished for paying stuff off
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>>724248816
Cleaning up the dregs of Team Flare was the entire reason he was in Lumiose City and established the Looker Bureau to begin with. The Hero of Kalos lead Looker to Emma, and by proxy Xerosic.
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>>724228302
>Redditbob
Go back
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>>724234825
>Wild animal bites you when you try to pet it
>You think it's a bad animal because you are an imbecile
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>>724248782
He's asking you why exactly Paris looks like this, anon:
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>>724227787
>Yakuza
Wouldn't it be the Poke-Corsican Mafia in Poke-Paris?
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>>724227883
>something cute and funny happens in Japanese vidya
>Japanese call a child attractive
many such cases
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>>724249056
Sorry anon, the politics of the real world bore and disinterest me.
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>>724245425
>don't teach them about financial in Highschool (this is done deliberately)
>tell them that if they don't go to college, they will never get a job
>shove them loans in their face and tell them to sign not
>they did their part but still didn't get the job
>get trillions of debt
>PAY IT BACK
Yeah sure, boomer.
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>expecting a world where cockfighting is the global sport to have decent people living in it
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>>724249127
Anon, read this dialogue:
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>>724248902
Yakuza families still exist, but they have greatly diminished influence. Especially recently there's been greater reform of gambling laws neutering pachinko loopholes that were one of their last bastions.
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>>724246474
>the most sanitized franchise in the world
Pokemon has far more dark elements than Mario.
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>>724245115
For you, fren:
>>724141416
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>>724249305
That is true thoughbeit.
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Where the fuck is the art?
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>>724249127
*Rapes and beheads your 9 y/o daughter*
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>>724249305
Yes, because wild Pokemon literally aren't human. Not in the "subhuman" meme way, they are nonsentient. Even the 100000 IQ Alakazam is nonsentient and obeys its 10-year-old trainer.
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>>724249447
Give people time to finish and digest, it's only been a few days. I'd say January or February is when the real good stuff will appear, once the Christmas rush passes plus a few weeks.
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>>724249492
I don't have a daughter. What kind of fucking normalfag do you take me for?
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>>724249512
Listen, I have to imagine that Pokemon are 1:1 races that make me angry and that this game is propaganda for destroying white civilization, that'\s just how it is.
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>>724249512
>non-sentient
Like the average Somalian with an IQ of 65, which is below the cognitive power threshhold to calculate self-awareness?
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>>724249404
>nooo the shitbulls aren't ontologically evil they just ated your baby to survive
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>>724227787
>the honorable local yakuza that protects the neighborhood flies over the head of the stunted western ancillary market
we know
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>>724249305
Sounds like Pokemon are exactly like animals.
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>>724249512
>they are nonsentient.
No, they're sapient. The franchise has emphasized that Pokemon have sapience these days because they want to emphasize the power of friendship between allies, not master and servants, because the master/servant angle makes it look like glorified cockfighting.
They had to make it a worldbuilding point that God itself loves battling and humans because it was born into a circumstance of strife, and then bonded with humanity, so it made all the Pokemon exactly like itself in those regards.
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>>724249660
>Listen, I have to imagine that Pokemon are 1:1 races

Yes-suh, massa!
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>>724249691
Shitbulls live in the wild?
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>>724232626
>it's badly written.
It's for kids
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>>724249726
They are, which is why they shouldn't be imported into non-native countries and cities.
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>>724249512
I imagine by technicality, some pokemon species have equal or above-human intelligence, it's just that they're not human, and thus don't bother with things humans would consider important. Metagross uses its supercomputer brain to be the best apex predator it can be. Alakazam don't bother with those weird huts the apes use and are busy contemplating the universe, and do this battle thing on the side, I can't imagine they're a social species either.
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>>724248871
I don't why it's in quotes, he does make the calls for your house to be renovated (i.e. upgraded) extremely quickly at your choice after you have paid for the house. This is obviously not free, though.
>here is a good reason why Tom didn't do this bullshit in NH
That reason being that every character in New Horizons submits to you and you essentially control everyone and everything.
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>>724249691
Wasn't aware pitbulls are a wild animal that evolved naturally.
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>>724249818
If children don't deserve quality media, why do adults?
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>>724249869
>some pokemon species have equal or above-human intelligence
Lucario
Gardevior
Latios and Latias
many others
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>>724249674
Again, you're bringing real-world politics into things and I couldn't possibly care less.
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>>724249879
Because you didn't ask for it but he shove it in your face, had his goons do the renovation, and you're force to pay it back whenever you say yes or not.
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>>724249818
there were better written games for kids 20 years ago, why shouldn't we get the same quality nowadays?
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>>724249818
>It's for kids
Anon, like 90% of the pokefans are aging adults with debt. Kids play roblox
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>>724249971
You are outnumbered in this thread by the people who notice the obvious parallels, anon.
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>>724228954
Lmao ,accurate rendition of Paris.
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>>724228721
What's wrong with that hair? And don't think I am talking about the guy in purple, I am talking about YOU motherfucker.
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>>724227787
>gets every to like femboys and boypussy
Based gamefreak.
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>>724249691
The dingoes that killed that baby. They did it because they were evil?
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>>724228002
>Corbeau is the same height as the player character
I love this manlet
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>>724250367
that woman killed her baby and blamed it on dingoes because she was evil
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>>724249983
>and you're force to pay it back
That's the thing, you aren't.
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>>724227787
For me its pic related though!
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>>724250450
That not how debt work. You will pay it sooner or later.
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>>724250059
Weird how we never gave a rat's hairy ass about politics in games back in the 80s and 90s.
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>>724248736
That's Leo's problem. You don't need your legs to fish and if Leo loves fishes so much, he can go sleep with them.
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>>724250540
Because you didn't know jack shit back in the 80's, and your not knowing jack shit allowed Amnesty Ron to give amnesty to his pet lawnmowing spics
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>>724246643
I dont buy this because thats how the games USED to be. Now, it feels like everything is a school field trip with one or two pokedex entries saying "DUDE NO WAY POKEMON DIE AND SOMETIMES KILL". It's tonal whiplash when pokemon tries to be a little gritty right after holding my hands telling me how great I am.
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>>724250540
The thing people forgot about putting politics into games is that you need to make them FUN for everyone.
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>>724250505
Not with Nook, you can just keep off paying it forever.
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>>724250505
>tom nook is a loanshark because you're forced to pay him back because that's how loansharks work
Deranged circular logic detached from the reality of the game mechanics and story.
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>>724250059
I do not give a fuck. Go to >>>/pol/ if you want to discuss real-world politics.
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>>724249389
>Stands in your way
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>>724250051
Like?
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>>724250497
See? This is what's wrong with modern Kalos region. Cute Kalos boys should be groomed by their psychic types, not third world foreigners!
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>>724250810
Majora's Mask, the darkest-written children's game ever made.
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>>724248816
What's so hard to believe? Looker is way more competent that looks, remember that he also actively worked in Alola to hunt rogue Ultra Beasts with Nanu and Anabel.
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>>724246019
>the average prize money earnings you get from beating them in trainer battles (which is half of what they currently have).
It always seemed like an odd way to get a JRPG money economy going, but the whole implied deal of "betting cash on trainer battles" gets weirder by the year as most of the IRL first world gets closer and closer to just about everyone only using cards and other digital forms of money instead of metal and paper.
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>>724250657
Why didn't you do anything about it?
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>>724251278
Why didn't you do anything about it?
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>>724251353
You're the one whining about, be a man and fix your problem.
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>>724251506
You have been whining harder and more insufferably than anyone in this thread so far, including the /pol/bots
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>>724228302
\thread
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>>724251558
Where have I whined?
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>>724251760
Cry some more >>724250540
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>>724251863
How is pointing out a fact "whining"?
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>>724228954
>expected to laugh and go "oh you" to the psychotic negress who enslaved a girl and abuses her on the regular
Not to mention she threatened to buy and tear down the hotel if you don't participate in her tournament. She never shows remorse for this. Funny how this spoiled rich girl flaunts her money and power and no one seems bothered by it.
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>>724251983
>she threatened to buy and tear down the hotel if you don't participate in her tournament. She never shows remorse for this
She needs Father Ruckus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5S7Pg2B7fo
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>>724232536
kino
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>>724232974
I cant believe Gamefreak added Smogonfags to ZA
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>>724250791
based based based
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>>724250791
This analogy falls apart cause someone doesn't kill 50 school kids every week with their charizard
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>>724253635
All of them.
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>>724254308
have one from the archives, senpai
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>>724253635
this, pokemon displays a high-trust society where the likes of team rocket are an exception, unlike the real world where every city has a growing population of dangerous subhumans with no morals.
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>>724253635
Well no shit the other kids have blastoises you fucking retard
That's like taking a knife to school when the other kids have guns
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>>724255009
This would be a great poke-doujin; The edgelord student at the school picks a charizard because he's the burninator fire type, but all the normal kids pick the water type because they don't listen to Linkin Park, so when the edgelord tries to commit the school attack, Charizard is immediately water gunned to oblivion
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>>724255326
Need efgelord school shooter firsttype trainer gf
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>>724255326
>>724257175
>Edgelord guy
No no no anon, it has to be an edgelord girl so the water guns make her school uniform transparent
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>>724257175
>efgelord
>firsttype

You were masturbating as you typed this out.
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>>724243080
The Gen 10 leaks talks about them unironically gonna be pushing WEF/ESG propaganda into the story. They're pushing it in as much as they can to normalize it to the younger kids.
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>>724257876
I have never once had my order delivered correctly at any food joint. I welcome restaurant robots.
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>>724227787
this is a game made for nortubel enjoyers
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>>724257876
>>724258540
Wait until the road worker unions start trying to get this thing banned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmc3cAhiwTA
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>>724258883
That would be a god send in places like in most parts of the USA where local official outright refuse to spend the taxmoney to fix things, right until someone decided to paint dicks on those olds. If someone else tries to fix it, they get sued.

>road worker unions start trying to get this thing banned
Reminds me of John Henry trying to compete with a machine to prove a mans worth, then dies. The machine took over and replace all the chinese slaves and low wage workers with a few specialist.
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>>724259225
>If someone else tries to fix it, they get sued.
That's how the system works, chud!
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>>724259225
>low wage workers

Broke: Slavery
Woke: Paying your workers pittance wages while calling them 'free' so they believe they control their own destiny.
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>>724228954
Yeah, some of the dialogues you see around in Lumiose come across as a fetishist's fantasies.
I'm surprised they left these in a Pokémon game really.
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>>724259665
>I'm surprised they left these in a Pokémon game really.
You must not pay much attention to NPC dialog then, because there's always basketcase NPCs in every game. People just tend to post the standout examples.
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>>724228954
>>expected to laugh and go "oh you" to the psychotic negress who enslaved a girl and abuses her on the regular
hot, and also in character for gamefreak given those old pokemon leaks lol
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>>724259790
This is far more in-the-nose than anything I remember seeing on the previous games, but okay.
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>>724249116
What if the child is attractive?
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>>724248614
Most amerimutts can't conceptualize living in a capital-constrained economy. I bet most of the people here bitching about muh loans lived majority of their adult lives during ZIRP
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>>724237927
>>724238073
Seriously. That whole arc is so NTR-coded. She's mysteriously gone for long periods of time, avoids talking about the debt, says she has it handled. It would be more unbelievable if she WASN'T prostituting herself. I feel like I've read at least 50 doujins about this exact situation, the only difference is we don't see what she's up to in the game.
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>>724228302
Unironically this, pokemanchildren are so sad
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Surprised Corbeau didn't pimp out Taunie but not after gangbanging her with his crew on live video.
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>>724227787
>school loan
It is fine when jews do it
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>>724228302
TPBP
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>>724261108
How do you know he didn't?
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Is this shit easy to emulate?
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>>724227883
reminds me of the Mario Mexican controversy, where twitter was offended by the outfit but Mexicans loved it.
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>>724259487
Neo-feudalism is pretty effective, you can't fault them for wanting to keep it this way. The slaves all use their own efforts to clothe, bathe, feed and educate themselves just so they can labor 8 to 8 to make you more rich and powerful and in exchange you only need to give them a pittance that will barely cover a month's rent. Back in the day it was the slave owners' responsibility to keep the merchandise wealthy and fed, they've managed to cut out most of the expenses and have the slaves thank them for the opportunity to toil for them whenever the lottery chooses one of them for it.
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>>724261354
No it's impossible Nintendo killed Yuzu, don't even think about trying to emulate it
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>>724249818
Just because capeshit is bottom of the barrel trash for knuckledraggers doesn’t mean other juvenile media can’t be held to a higher standard. You know, as it has been for decades
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>>724249145
You are missing two key components
>government acts as guarantor for said loans, making them essentially risk-free for the lender, so they just give them out like candy with no upper limit, worst case the gov will foot the bill
>government sees the unreasonable amount of loans being given out leasing to bankrupcies, so they make it you can't discharge student loans in them
So now neither the lender nor the government can lose unless the student kills themselves. Great system!
I swear america the land of capitalism will always find the most ass-backwards way to do something that completely ignores the laws of supply and demand, risk and return, and maximizes government spending and private sector profits while minimizing the positive returns
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>>724261772
>maximizes government spending and private sector profits while minimizing the positive returns
Wow, you figured it out, that all the corporate faggots that lobby and elect themselves into the government, use said government as a cash-cow whore to cover their business expenses and bail themselves out whenever they rack up a couple billion in unsustainable expenditures.
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>>724261354
Yep, here is a quick guide.

1 Download Eden and Ryujinx emulators and the latest product keys for them, then install them, you can google the emulators and keys.
2 Download the game, is on the usual sites, you know the ones.
3 Play the game on Eden, it will have buggy visuals, you can ignore that, play until after you visit the hotel and are shown how to roll.
4 Save and switch to the Ryujinx emulator, you can locate your save directory by right-clicking the game on the emulator, copy and paste your Eden save files to Ryujinx.
5 That's it, Ryujinx won't have trouble emulating the game, so you can play it all the way to the end.
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>>724262146
delete this right now you snoy piece of shit
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Not gonna play AZ tyvm
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>>724227883
Stupid japs don't even understand how angry they should be getting
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>>724262146
>Play the game on Eden, it will have buggy visuals, you can ignore that, play until after you visit the hotel and are shown how to roll.
Does ryujinx shit itself doing this or something?
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>>724228874
The honorable loan shark is a trope in Japan
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>>724259790
NTA, but almost every NPC in the city says something weird. Maybe it seems like a lot because we're stuck in a single place, whereas in the other games it was just one or two NPCs in different towns saying something off-putting that got lost amid all the other characters' lines.
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>>724228982
You even get free pokemon
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>>724232780
Cute.Would battle.
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>>724263146
what a cute boy
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>>724262314
No
>>724262738
Ryujinx crashes during a cutscene at the start of the game, that is why you must use Eden at the start, Eden itself has trouble emulating the game but Ryujinx doesn't once you are past that cutscene.
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KWAB emutrannies can't even get the game working lmao!!!
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>"Woah what? Rust Syndicate? Thought it was just some guy being nice hehe. I have a plan, tho! Anon, you pay the debt, that way they get the money and they will leave us alone! Anyway, wanna fuck?"
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>>724263146
Aww that's a great drawing Anon, thanks and saved!
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>Have to play as a dude to get the sexbomb rival
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>>724228954
Don't forget that the game's "professor" is a war criminal, she also has fully modeled feet
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>>724261354
it's on 1337x right now packaged with Ryujinx, anon
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>>724263146
>>724263556
THE BOY IS CUTE
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>>724263609
>Have to play as a dude
see >>724263556
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>>724261127
No, it's a loan to make some shitty promotional vid for a hotel.
The entire game is just fixing the messes this dumb bimbo causes with her retardation
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>>724263942
>>724264023
Stop.
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>>724264108
>>724263556
>>724263146
>>724232780
Made for instant loss
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>>724264035
>In Baldurs Gate 3, everyone stays with the white male protagonist, making Larian studios throw a twitter bitchfit
>In nu-Pokemon, everyone turns the boy protagonist into a frilly skirt wearing femboy despite Gamefreak never expecting anybody to be so into it
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>>724264220
>despite Gamefreak never expecting anybody to be so into it
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>>724264108
Defeated by Houndoom
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>>724264108
>>724263556
>>724263146
>>724232780
cute boy
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>>724264220
I can't make my BG3 male protag in to a sexy femboy queerbait fag
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>>724264294
I have an anti-Houndoom right here.
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>>724264343
you can tho?
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>>724233082
Show your clipped dick and maxed out credit cards
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>>724264370
>Preempitvely surrenders to Houndoom before the battle starts
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>>724227787
PokeFaggots are pathetic
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>>724264370
That's a big Pupitar
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>>724253635
yes, they do?
only it's legendaries and the entire world instead of a charizard and a single school
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>>724264585
>>724264585
>>724264585
>>724264585
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>>724228302
If you get upset at this image you're an actual manchild
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>>724264409
Proof?
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>>724264517
More pathetic that they're defending predatory loans from loan sharks and treat it like its a good thing.
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>>724264585
4u
It's an alpha, and he's bigger now
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>>724264621
Go through the character creator again, anon.
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>>724264679
Is this emulated?
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>>724227787
Pokemon female designs have gone down the fucking shitter
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>>724264679
want him to ravage your bussy, huh?
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>>724264679
>he
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>>724228302
>Me when bro tells me about the epic dark god Eldritch horror demonic force of nature spine chilling slow burn final boss of the newest Kirby game (the boss is easy as fuck and took 12 second to beat)
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>>724264409
>>724264409
>>724264343
You need face mods to make qt characters in BG3
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>>724264828
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>>724228302
Came for this.
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>>724264752
Nope, native Switch 1.

>>724264825
>>724264827
Nah, Tyranitar is ger bodyguard, and she's called Harmony.
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>>724245845
What does it say in japanese?
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>>724264917
You can made pretty good faces in Vanilla.
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>>724264370
>>724264294
https://files.catbox.moe/pgtq3b.png
Sorry. Not sorry. I love the character lots.
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>>724266132
Holy based
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>>724266132
That's fake news, this has never happened I think.
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>>724266132
>no cute penis
one job
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>>724266385
you don't deserve to see a wimpy lil boy penis anon.
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>>724266132
>>724263146
AI?
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>>724245891
to give you an erection
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>>724227787
>kideo game made for kildren is... for le children
grow the fuck up or kill yourself
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>>724266132
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>>724232328
The funnier part is that they're only pretending to be scared to make the kid they're with happy and people always leave that out
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>>724228002
Doujins write themselves
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>>724248705
i thought that was from a scuba minigame in the sea. glad that wears it well
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you did show your abo to the little girl so she could touch and feel it, right?
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>>724266132
Based
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>>724243032
huge game for huge gamers heh
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>>724266627
No, we do actual art here. Want slop, go to /vp/‘s trainer thread
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>>724249593
Incels should be our version of suicidal jihadists (only peacefully natch)
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>>724266132
>>724266385
sigh...I like girls but I don't like vaginas...A glimpse of a small cute penis poking out was all I wanted to see...
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>>724267654
Oh nice, an actual drawfag, thanks for the drawings Anon!
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>>724239949
is this the future of japanese media? sad to see
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>>724257876
i want to be pushing babies in her womb
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>>724266132
I love how /v/irgins are such incels they can't even imagine themselves fucking a girl, they always immediately fantasize about being cucked or animal/monster rape.
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>>724262738
>>724262146

Is fully playable on ryujinx, just get the canary release (the beta), put ram setting to 8 and press A during the bird cutscene (not sthitting you).
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>>724227883
Its not funny. Even in Pokemon bad shit happens and a literal gang like Team Rocket has existed from the beginning. These guys literally hunt down your phone number out of association with Taunie, threaten you into their hideout and wouldve extorted you even further had you lost any of their battles.

Downright fucking scary. Meanwhile Taunie gets to be a happy little princess and is off fucking strangers. Its a super bad showing of her character. Not once does she step up for her ""friends""
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>>724268338
Yeah see but that's an Asian right there. The only thing they are good for is sucky sucky two dolla
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>>724228874
Its a response to all the korean media that shits on the idea of lenders wanting their money back.
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>>724263289
I don't follow emulation generally, is anyone working on a fork or fix or is using two emulators the only option for the foreseeable future?
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>>724228954
>expected to laugh and go "oh you" to the psychotic negress who enslaved a girl and abuses her on the regular
Yes
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>>724268220
Anyone know why neptunia game maker R:Evolution keeps crashing on me after the first Intro scene?
Does it on yuzu, ryujinx and citron
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japanese people: funny plot wwwwww
westerners: This is how Pokemon Legends ZA broke me
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>>724269170
im going to break once i see all the doujins come out
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>>724227787
CH-CH-CHILDREN??? >>724228083
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>>724269170
>funny plot
they only laugh at mega starmie and that's it
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>>724246643
>>724246474
>>724245845
>>724245504
>>724233135
Why the FUCK was the spinoff game located entirely within a single metro featuring a conflict between organized crime and the police NOT ABOUT THE FUCKING POKESWAT
Fuck just give me picrel ffs.
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>>724270105
>NOT ABOUT THE FUCKING POKESWAT
The battle autist in B2W2 made them eternally uncool, anon
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>>724250791
>Ghetsis is the Pokemon world's Beto O'Rourke
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>>724270202
Didnt even know about that, actually.
I just saw the clip from generations and I wanted to do pokemon breach and clears
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>>724270105
This is the same region that allow a world ending cult to run around and almost destroy the world, but god forbid if you litter.
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>>724270634
Just like real life!
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>>724270634
but their females so persuasive..
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>>724228002
>evil caricature is literally named "Corpo" (but with a French accent)
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>>724270634
Ah yes, korea.
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>>724228721
>heh, you're so kind for not breaking their kneecaps over late payments of your 50000% interest rate loan
jesus christ gamefreak
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>>724259665
>meanwhile, dialogue with Pokemon
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>>724270202
PokeSpe is an adaptation and an entirely separate canon, vidya gaem Pokeswat could still be kewl
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>>724272872
>vidya gaem Pokeswat could still be kewl
Not in France. GIGN does nothing but swill cafe au lait and stuff their faces with crossaints
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>>724227787
Grooming game for real pedophiles
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>>724227883
It's always funny to laugh at overreacting westerners
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>>724228954
It's just People and Pokemon living by the different rules.
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>>724273609
Why do I have the feeling that double peace hand pose has an sinister meaning?
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>>724263704
Why would a war criminal wouldn't have feet?
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>>724273783
It's like the spade tattoo, but instead it signals fat ugly bastards
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>>724273609
The time to go to cons as an old fat man is now.
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>>724227787
What will he do to me in the hotel?
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>>724274758
He will bend over and ask for you to fuck his ass.
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>>724274903
This is France anon, not England.
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>>724273609
when will nintendo allow me to play as a girl and have a female rival.
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>>724274903
Philippe probably pegs him every night. How can this manlet lead an organization?
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>Finish a sidequest
>The trainer I beat mentioned how he "took an L"
This shit is exhausting.
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>>724271032
He's named Crow (but the French word for Crow).
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>>724275235
Really nigga, not quirk chungus girl who make a weird face all the time and says stuff like "big yes" and shit like that?
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>>724274951
Scarlet/Violet already exists.
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>>724275235
>>724275374
Jesas wtf happened to the translation
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>>724239384
Mericas are literal retards. I have no respect for them and their reaction doesn't mean shit to me. Just cause you Idolize niggers doesn't mean their fucking opinion matters you imbecile
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>>724275472
Why are there so many non whites in pokemon france?
>look at real life france
Oh.
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>Japan fucking loves jerking off the yakuza in fiction
>the rust syndicate are basically just the yakuza
>wtf why did the game jerk them off?!?!?
gee i wonder
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>>724239384
>Japs are literal retards
They are quite literally not
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>>724275235
I know that feel, meaningless things always send me into dog-raping hysterics that make me cry about it online hoping someone will comfort me.
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>>724276186
>non-Mexican central Americans
Explain yourselves
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>>724276186
If they are not retarded, then how come they kill themselves all the time, huh? Checkmate weeb
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>>724227883
>>724273620
>self-hating westerner seeks out western cringe
>uses it as reason to pretend he's eastern in all forms but physical and exclusively enjoys easterner cringe

everytime
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>>724276426
They love adapting American things.
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>>724277237
Except that their suicide rated is higher than the one of Americans.
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>>724277289
that happens when the entire mindest of the country is work work work and be perfect or you fail as a person
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>>724276194
I'm sorry that happens to you, man.
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>>724275374
In all honesty I sort of skipped a lot of the filler dialogue in the main story if you mean Lida.
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>>724278017
Same to you.
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>>724276137
I just wanna know why the Yakuza is in France.
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Is it true most corporations in Japan have Yakuza ties?
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>>724278632
No, because most corporations in Japan are now tied to Mossad, the ADL, and BlackRock
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>>724278632
The big ones do.
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>>724239384
Japs or asians even are retards in the social sense. While they can probably do some wild quadratic formula math problem dogshit us americans can rob them of any profit they can imagine from having that "skill"

Theyre slaves wasting their lives for us while we breed hot women. As memish as it sounds its the truth. You dont see asians get with latina or blonde bombshells
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>>724275235
Do you think they don't use contemporary slang in japanese games?
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>>724228721
...Is this like 4 in a row with villain misdirection in Pokemon games?
It's getting really old.
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>>724278906
>while we breed hot women
You're on /v/ bro
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>>724278906
You don't breed anything kike.
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>>724232079
That post wasn't saying anything about this content being too adult, they were pointing out the really bizarre lack of morality in Z-A's story.
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>>724278948
Pretty much most of the rank up match characters are red herrings, including Team Flare remnants. It's a story about a city's vastly different citizens coming together to overcome a crisis so you'd have to be retarded not to realize there would be no actual villain.
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>>724278948
you guys said you want more depth in villains and now that you have one you get uppity about it
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>>724278948
Here is a better one and in the same game they try to redeem Lysandre, you know, the rich guy who tried to genocide everyone specially those who are poor or ugly
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>>724278948
There's technically two red herring factions, cause you run into Team Flare remnants and they end up being like "actually what Lysandre did was fucked up."
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>>724246474
Pokemon already has plenty of grisly implications with pokedex entries all throughout the series, but so long as they don't actually show anything, I don't think anyone gives enough a shit to raise a stink over a line of text about how X Pokemon with drag your soul out and leave your body a husk if you look at it funny.
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>>724279284
But I actually liked Lusamine.
And she's from the game with Team Skull.
The red herring villain faction was novel back then. Now it's just silly.
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>>724279375
Ivor is also kind of a red herring I guess I saw people who actually thought he'd be some sort of scam artist instead of just retarded
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>>724259665
The smell guy is crazy. I could accept it if he was standing near flower pokemon or spritzee or anything, but he's just standing there in the middle of the street and that's his fucking casual dialogue??
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>>724279375
To be more specific those remnants are youth members of Team Flare whose parents were members and they were indoctrinated in, believing Team Flare was a just cause. Lysandre did do philanthropic work through Lysandre Labs' youth outreach and development of the Holo-Caster, but he was far from the sole evil guy in the organization, and even the grunts considered themselves Ubermensch, lording their superiority over the commoner player.
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>>724279446
Yeah the first time you encounter Ivor that group just seems kinda off-putting and you can't really read what his personality is supposed to be exactly.

The you realize he's just retarded, and also probably blissfully unaware that every member of his group is just a girl that wants to fuck him.
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>>724279284
it's almost like they don't care either way. how curious
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>>724278935
Using modern-day slang that will be outdated by the time the game comes out is stupid no matter the language. Barely anyone says "take an L" anymore.
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>>724239384
>>724276186
A better word is naive. They haven't experience what other western experience when it comes to mass immigration, and they think what USA is doing with DEI is a-okay. They didn't realize that social media from the west is compromise.
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>>724280489
>naive
I honestly don't know how somebody can even be naive. Before I was a racist I was a gahyucking Republican doofus who thought that anybody could get ahead if they worked hard, but back then even I knew that importing third world masses and hiring uneducated people because their skin matched a government form was bad policy.
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>>724276186
He should've just said autistic not retarded, they have excellent work trades and commitment but are also incredibly easy to herd and milk. It's why gachashit dominates their gaming and their bosses abuse a high expectation of consistency out of them.
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>>724269671
not this time pedoanon, all the trainers in ZA are young adults.
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>>724242834
anon go look up the definition of usury.
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>>724280996
At the very least, the Gacha actually has good looking character, not this shit here >>724273741



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