it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7VhlsqeeqI
Impressive, very nice. Now let's see him do it with half a button.
>>724229540>spends 20 minutes explaining why pressing the z button is useless in this challenge>spends another going through each level punching his way throughPeak autism
This autistic fucker could be curing deadly diseases and viruses, revolutionizing how we utilize energy and power, or inventing irl holodecks, but instead he spends all his time doing retarded challenges on a 30 year old bing bing wahoo game
>>724229991
>>724229867Yeah, because he IS the Mario 64 autistic, once you surpass his autistic behaviors of explain some things over and over again, he is pretty entertaining
>>724230553Trixie Plapie
This was his first video that was simply bad. >>724229991Autism is not a superpower.
>>724229991like all the speedrun autists, he would be an abject failure if he tried to apply himself to anything meaningful
>>724229867he sounded so happy while doing it too, it was great
>>724230553Hey wait a minute, that's not an Uma...
>>724229687Not possible. Punching your way through was the only realistic outcome and it doesn't even work for basically every course except the sand one.
I fucking clapped. This nigger spent 6 MONTHS on this. I'm so happy he succeeded.>I feel liberated! Now I can resume work on the invisible wallNEVER CHANGE.
>>724231143Didn't he already find every single invisible wall in the game?
>>724231254Yeah that's not really the exact quote but basically he went "It took me 6 months and thousands of lines of codes and an insane amount of hours to collect this star with only one button, it was grueling and exhausting so I'm glad I completed it so I can keep doing more Mario 64 shit" which is peak comedyThe entire video is comedy. That guy has developed some kind of Autism Comedy. Pic related, he's still talking about getting onto the pyramid by punching his way through and out of nowhere he goes "oh by the way the reason I have the right angle is because I fought Bowser"
>>724229991Researchers work in teams and autists are very difficult to work with even if they have a lot of technical knowledge. I think he actually is an academic though
video games were a mistake
>>724229991>revolutionizing how we utilize energy and power,everyone who invented better energy or engines mysteriously died.
>>724231445Yea the Bowser one got me too.
>>724229991Get another random autist to do that. Oh wait you guys destroyed the education system.
>>724229991Good, why better a world that rejects him?
this isnt worse than the nigga who went through RE2 original only using the little bit of backstep you get from aim spamming to move
>>724231693In this case the only reason people call him autistic is because he's intelligent and dedicated but not useful to anyone except other SM64 speedrunners.Which is to say, the label doesn't mean much.
>>724229540The joystick is a button.
>>724231780He names his pencilsHe's absolutely autistic but in a very endearing way
>>724231838It's called being creative when you are selling products though
>>724231780Hes autistic because he explains every micro detail that he came across over six months trying to complete an arbitrary challenge he invented himself
>>724231883iirc he's a school teacher, and they tell you to teach that way.
>>724231960The way he's thorough on everything and the details is very academic but he's definitely kind of autistic in the way he presented things. He put the least interesting stuff up front in his video, a lot of people would get filtered by the 20 minutes of trying to punch in situations where it's obviously not going to make anything happen. A more "socially aware" youtuber would at least give a timestamp to the viewer to tell them where the serious attempts begin.
>>724231595like who?
>>724232059um it's called having respect for your audience's intelligence
>>724232059>a lot of people would get filteredGood. Also you are already watching a SM64 TAS challenge, the audience isn't normalfags.
>>724231960nah he jwas ust a TA(your a profs slave nigger for extra credits&shit sometimes it pays) at uni while studying I think he is working on his phd atm.
>>724230747>Autism is not a superpower.I'm inclined to think that it is a superpoweras I am an expert on retards,as I live with a company of retards themselves
>>724232159>>724232126It's not just that, he really dwells a little bit too long into the trivial parts. I'm not saying it's bad and this is obviously him being thorough on the subject (as he should) but it also indicates some level of self-centered thinking. And that's a good thing in a lot of ways, the stuff he creates is incredibly personal, undiluted, uncompromising. I'm just saying that "autism" isn't 100% because it's Mario 64, and that's really fine.
>>724231783this is an autismo thread not a retardo thread
>>724232325Xbox studios?
>>724231783He counts the joystick as a button, yes. No joystick allowed.
>>724229540Modern games are so dogshit this is what people are doing. There's probably more people playing OoT randomizers right now than that GoY samurai game
>>724231783Is an input, so yeah
>>724232409thank you for re-enforcing my point
>>724232326You are misunderstanding the purpose of the video, he treats them as something that you can check back as proof of what was attempted and what results it yields for the sake of other speedrunners/whoever wants to do tool-assisted challenges like the one button or ABC.
>>72423260450/50. It's meant to be thorough and document what he does but I'm sure he has more rigorous resources. Probably even has a repo with the bruteforce code, Excel sheets for the values and such. He's now become a full time youtuber apparently so this was meant to be a bit more than just documentation.
>>724232441Imagine doing this shit during seventh gen? Everyone's playing new HD games and you're trying to beat FF7 with level 1 Cloud or whatever. They'd think you've gone mental. Now it's like yeah ok that's fine understood
>>724229867>three months of producing dust particles with advanced sleep strategy to manipulate the RNG >he must be autistic What do you think. Never underestimate the power of unbound autism.
>>724232798RNG manip isn't that impressive, just painfully long.
>>724232860Yeah well if three months of brute forcing and running personal code to pinpoint the correct vectors and rng data to reach a star by punching isn't impressive then what is? Too bad that kind of demeanor isn't used to reach the moon again but hey, kikes are running the show now and all that matters is to tie the world in inescapable debt to private loaners to undermine nations. Sorry.
>>724233057Cool your jets, I was only talking about the RNG manip part. The whole thing is impressive, but what you can say about the whole doesn't necessarily apply to the individual parts.
>>724232441>There's probably more people playing OoT randomizers right now than that GoY samurai gameNo way, people playing old N64 games are a tiny niche, you can't compare them to normalfags playing the latest AAA release, even if the release wasn't a big success.Another thing is that Mario 64, Ocarina of Time, and the vast majority of N64 games, by today's standards, are almost unplayable because they look experimental and run at terrible frame rates and astronomical input lags.It's possible that there are more people playing Super Mario World casually on emulators, Android, etc., than playing these Nintendo games. Mario 64/OOT have become games associated with autistic people for a reason, only they will devote so much time and effort to such absurdly precarious games.
the fact that sleeping was actually useful for something was unironically kind of kino
>>724231783He doesnt use it
Yes? Obviosuly you can? There are plenty of stars you can get by just jumping. The stick is not a button after all so you can run around and jump, that's how you get almost all the stars in the game
What's he gonna do once he runs out of challenges to do
>>724234051No joystick. That leaves you with very few possibilities.
>>724234147The joystick is not a button
>>724234283He's not using it.
>>724234283What's a button?
>>724234283>A joystick is a joystick. You can't call it a buttonOk "Henry"
>>724234342But the point is that he could just use it since it's a one button challenge, and the joystick is not a button
>>724234283Look at this fucking casual using the joystick. Don't you have some over-the-shoulder dialogue walking simulators to "play"?
>>724229991nobody would give him Patreon money for that
>>724234640I would have named it something logical so i wasn't allowed to use the joystick, but in his case he is allowed to but just forgot to or something retarded like that
>>724234121Maybe make romhacks only for the purpose of adding courses to do challenges for.
>>724232659The video isn't the data, it's the paper you publish once you acquire and analyze that data to communicate your findings.It isn't an entertainment product, it's science.
>that tfw i held bowser off by 3 degrees before my klepto runwelp there goes 1 month of rng manipulation
>>724229991Damn I actually thought this last night as I watched it. Usually like these kinds of vids exploring alternate aspects of games, but this one kind of depressed me for some reason. He's probably gonna cut his dick off one day too by the sounds of it :/ shame.
>>724234583You're playing semantics there. The """one button""" challenge is a challenge where you can't use anything but one button, and no joystick. That's why it's impressive.
>>724234864The klepto one was a 10/10
>>724234789Anon, he is ONLY using one button. That's the idea.
>>724234864Once he knows the values he needs he can just replay the TAS, so it's fine.>>724234859It's also entertainment. He talks about how he took his audience into account in his schedule. He's a full time youtuber now.
>>724231445>I fought Bowser and I held Bowsera shame he had to say so long
>>724234859Research papers are supposed to be as concise as possible
>>724235110Go back watching TikTok, pannen is for people who appreciate lengthy and elaborate videos
>>724234982You also take your audience into account for science communication. It being entertaining doesn't change what the essential element here is, which is that's its science in a very niche field.I once read a paper on the aerodynamics of big fat dragon tits, which concluded that bigger breasts (Lucoa) were actually more conducive to flight than flat chests (Kanna) in anime dragon girls.The fact that the paper was both hilarious and interesting didn't stop it from being a published scientific paper
>>724231883>>724231765>>724231592>>724230756>>724229991>>724232059ikr what a fucking lolcow KEK xD
>>724235625What are you talking about nigger? I'm appreciating his work. This level of dedication is incredibly uncommon and weird, but also enjoyable and impressive.
>>724235210It can be elaborate and not contain useless information. When you present a paper at a conference you want to explain things as succinctly as possible and only include the most pertinent details so your audience can absorb as much of the information as possible and stay engaged. These videos are basically the same thing, except his research is an arbitrary challenge in Mario 64
>>724234051>>724234283you're correctthe title of the video isn't even correct anywaysit should be>Can You Get a Star in Super Mario 64 ONLY Using a Button?
He could easily get 16 stars if he just made the button A instead of B
>>724236028Watch the video
>>724236028He just showed that it's not possible to do much with A because you can't move.Are you thinking about also moving?
>>724229991His earlier videos are the best explanations and demonstrations of computer math concepts like binary system, floating point numbers, type conversion, overflow, clamping, etc and are invaluable for computer literacy in the youtube generation. If I was teaching a CS class I would make all my students watch the Rolling Rocks video and write reports on it.
>>724236028see this is why he had to spend half the video showing why the A button does nothing
>>724236165>If I was teaching a CS class I would make all my students watch the Rolling Rocks video and write reports on it.I will make sure my future sons will attend your classes.
>>724236137He could move. The joystick is not a button so
>>724236364The challenge was using only one button and nothing else. It came down to only B being viable simply because punching moves Mario.
>out of every possibility the possible star is a fucking 100 coin one>months of bruteforce scripting and TASing>okay lets get back to the two other starsKINOHow is it even possible Mario 64 seems to have nearly infinite amounts of unintended secrets and tricks? A bunch of completely insane challenges that are just barely possible after all, hanging on a series of hair-thin concidences any of which being slightly different would make the task impossible? It's divinely designed.
>>724236926I was mildly disappointed he couldn't incorporate the 100 coin star into either of the other 2, but everything was too specific.
>Pancake hates the A button so much he made a challenge about using the B button 9000x times and the A button 0 times
>>724236364Watch the video before commenting, retard
>Kaze getting close to finishing his fangame>Mario Adventure 2>Kero Quest 64 soon>Higher quality romhacks still being worked on>PC port mods still going strong64bros are we surging right now?
>>724229540It's not even his most complex video, the solutions for getting the stars are fairly simpleBut HOLY SHIT the amount of TASing he had to make to manipulate some fucking coins... what a nigga, I'm glad he didn't disappear after his Watch for Rolling Rocks video.
>>724232063https://tcct.com/news/2020/11/the-mysterious-death-of-stanley-meyer-and-his-water-powered-car/
>>724231595>>724237518reminds me of the guy working on magnetic engines for clean infinite energy also got killed off
>>724229540I thought there were challenge runs all about seeing how far you can get with one button or even half a button? Do they not collect stars in those runs?>>724229991Why would he do that, dude?
>>724236926>How is it even possible Mario 64 seems to have nearly infinite amounts of unintended secrets and tricks?It's less about the game, and more about the fan base surrounding the game.
>>724229867>watch mario autismo channel>"wtf what's with the autism??"retard
>>724237518Reminder that you can harness free power from the difference of electrical potential in the atmosphere with a big enough cable network in a valley but jews won't allow that.
>>724236926It's pretty interesting how Shifting Sands Land is like this, 3 stars alone are available on this level if you do a one button challenge and nowhere else
>>724234283For every pannenkoek video there has to be a petty retard that just doesn't get it.
>>724229687>half a buttonno such thing
>>724237894This meme is stale
>>724237835A different dedicated autist may be able to figure out a way to get a star in a different level, that's what scientific experimentation is all about
>>724229687T.J "Henry" Yoshi's one button challenge.
>>724238005ok TJ "Henry" Yoshi whatever you say
>>724229991>because you're autistic about a video game means you're a genius in important thingsNot how it works, but keep reassuring yourself (and your mother) with that reasoning
>>724237518>>724237631I've no comment on the guy's death but the proposed engine is nonsensical. Using electricity to separate the water into hydrogen and oxygen will take around 285 joules per mole of water. Burning the hydrogen creates about 285 joules per mole in heat, so even assuming the engine is 100% efficient no net energy is gained. In reality the engine is 30% efficiency at best and that's not counting recharging the battery to begin the cycle again.. It would be much better to just use the electric battery to power a motor.You also cannot produce energy with just magnets, they only store energy. The potential energy of a magnetic field was stored during the magnetization. There is a reason our power tools need batteries and electromagnets and not just permanent magnets.
>>724229991>want to waste time and autism power fixing medicine, engineering, etc>"uhm sorry (not sorry!) buddy your melanin and/or browness is not enough to access these positions, better luck next time! :)" >guess I'll just play marior
>>724238248Months of bruteforce scripting and TASing well creatively solving a problem no one else had. Thats litterally wasted genius.
>>724238473No bro he totally had a working system but they just hid it because they wanted to keep the oil price up (yes even the countries that don't have oil and don't have anything to gain from that).It's like that guy whose algorithm could compress feature films down to 10KB, they just wanted to keep selling hard drives and fiber optic cables.
>>724229991The keyword here is "could". Those things aren't fun so they won't. They're going to do things that are fun instead. It's not like they're trading one for the other, they weren't going to use their free time to do free work that isn't fun anyway.You and I could be doing that. We aint. They aint.
>>724238649Kek. I miss this fun old schizo babble before 2 more weeks vaxx posting became the norm.
>>724238473It's not engines using literal magnets anonDo some actual research into what was going on with the magnetism engines and why all of that got scrubbed with the inventors being killed off
>>724238579It's a problem we all had. He was just the only man brave enough to solve it.
>>724238473There's plenty of others to deboonk.Lester J. Hendershot and his magnetic generator.https://www.svensons.com/Energy/hendershot.htmlHenry Ford's Hemp carGM EV1Eugene Mallove and Cold Fusionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_Mallove
>>724237751No other game has the amount of secret tech and wierd stuff as Mario 64, even ones that also have super autists studying every detail.The game simply has a divine spark, the programmers made it just the right amount of wrong in a million different ways no one could've planned or anticipated.
>>724229991>could save ungrateful niggers who must die faster if humanity is to survive>can make """new""" energy that is ignored and illegalized by governments invested in natural gas for geopolitick reasons>can make VR (which already exists)Why do midwits always blather stupid shit like this without thinking of the actual consequences?
>>724238649I mean the car could work for a little while before the battery ran dry. it's just a really bad electric car with an unnecessary engine. Hydrogen engine vehicles do exist and work fine. The mistake is trying to have the car manufacture its own fuel while it drives (lol)>>724238880Could you point me to some of this research then or explain the working principle? I'm aware of engines with magnetic cylinders which makes for a very compact generator rather then connecting a normal engine to a dynamo. But those still burn regular fuel.
>>724229991How do you know he isn't doing these things for a living?
>>724239080>Hendershot and MalloveNothing to deboonk. No working principle to explain, no functional device to test.>GM EV1, Hemp carNot scientifically controversial, these are conventional vehicles. Maybe political forces worked against them, maybe commercial forces or a combination (let's be real, no one was ever going to buy electric cars powered by lead-acid batteries in large numbers)
>>724238005Staling is from Smash 64, not Mario 64
>>724239789>no one was ever going to buy electric cars powered by lead-acid batteries in large numbers)You do realize people loved the EV1 right?They were very popular, and then GM inexplicably cancelled the entire line and even had them destroyed.Nothing about that is weird to you?
>>724239892The story of the EV1 reminds me also of the GM turbine car, which was extremely cool and beautiful (even moreso than the EV1 if you ask me). Testers loved it and at the time were surprised that it never went into production when it was well-liked. It basically worked but I doubt GM saw it as really being economical for them or better than conventional ICE engines for the mass market. They both did have a problem with fuel economy because the turbine car could not really reduce its RPM as much as an ICE engine, while the EV1 had a range from 70 to 150 miles from what I've read, which is not really considered acceptable for electric cars these days. The fact that it was a nice car to drive and worked properly wasn't the only consideration for whether they should make 100,000 of them.
>>724239789>>724239892>>724240181Mario 64?
>>724240416Didn't you see the leaks. Mario Kart 64 will be remade with in-depth engine customization.
>>724239093I think it's because it's a game that was made in a very improvised way, because there were no tools or know-how. But there are certainly countless games with much more to explore. DK64, for example, is much bigger and more complex than Mario 64, so I imagine that the number of bizarre phenomena generated by that game's code is much greater than in Mario 64.
>>724235246>once read a paper on the aerodynamics of big fat dragon titsSeriously?
>>724229991Tylonoids don't get to choose their special interest. They either just know or they stumble on it randomly, neuron activation occurs, then that's how their special interest forms. Even if he was a doctor or engineer he probably wouldn't do anything noteworthy. Hell he probably couldn't maintain that level of fixation on other video games. Super Mario 64 activated the neurons in a way nothing else could and now he's hopelessly trapped in it. The only thing we can do is try to expose autists to more productive things as a kid instead of Sonic or Thomas the Tank Engine and hope it sticks.
>>724241753Yes. https://www.researchgate.net/publication/322530755_Analysis_and_Qualitative_Effects_of_Large_Breasts_on_Aerodynamic_Performance_and_Wake_of_a_Miss_Kobayashi's_Dragon_Maid_Character
>>724242320>Miss KobayashiOf course
>>724237751>>724239093>>724241231>It's less about the game, and more about the fan base surrounding the game.This is the key. Many games have their own idiosyncrasies, strange mechanics, bugs, quirks, etc. Pick your favorite game, or any of your favorite games, one you think you know inside and outside.Now try to apply what "autists" do to their game-of-choice. Try to finish the game in ways you normally don't. Just try to accomplish things you usually don't or can't accomplish. Invent personal challenges for yourself, enforce strict limitations, and then poke & prod at every single game mechanic until you start breaking things, accomplishing things that normally aren't possible. I believe this is possible in probably any game. You just need to adopt that "autist" mindset. Think outside the box. Eventually you'll get a feel for things. You'll start to intuitively understand how your game-of-choice functions, and even better, you'll learn how to apply the things you've learned to other games, too.You don't even need to be skilled at reverse engineering at all. Through trial and error, applying the scientific method and doing actual experiments to identify how a game's internal procedures work, anyone can slowly master the mechanics of any game. Most games just don't have many people doing this. Because of this, you can be a pioneer in exploring unexplored territory. It's a large world that hasn't been explored in an age where almost every inch of our own world has been explored. If you DON'T try such "austistic" hobbies then you're missing out.
Based.Those autists always make me think Mario 64 is a good game until I played it myself
>>724242320>The author received no funding for this research. The results of the present study do not constitute endorsement of any potential entity whether expressed or implied. Quetzalcoatl is also not the author’s “waifu”, although he respects her character as THE GODDESS OF THICC. Kek
You have to press 2 in order to even start the game.GG nerd.
>>724229991He made the best demonstration of Binary counting and binary overflow that exists, and he did it to collect coins in Mario 64. That alone is megabased.
>All these motherfuckers who didn't watch the video jumping in with "UM ASKHUALLY" takesYesterday when I was watching the video I thought he didn't need the autistic preamble where he explained in great detail the scope of the challenge and why most of the stars in the game are not possible under that scope.I was wrong, I'm sorry. That preamble was necessary.
>>724243402Maybe people are calling it out because the title is retarded? People aren't wrong just because the title doesn't make any sense when the joystick isn't a button
>>724241231Donkey Kong 64 crashes after 10 hours of continual play through from an unfixed memory leak bug, so it limits what can be done.Funny thing is, the game wouldn't even need the expansion pack if not for that bug. The game pretty much just maxes out the N64's ram from the get-go, and crashes almost instantly from the leak. Rare set aside the extra 4mb from the expansion pack just for the memory overflow, so the game would be playable on regular consoles.
>>724243402Is it really autistic. You have to consider the lowest common denominator.
>>724229991You and I both know that’s not how autism works.
>>724239093You're forgetting Bubsy 3D.
>>724243658wasnt this debooonked
>>724244421Yeah, the claim was originally from a member of a competing Rare dev team (Conker's) during a Let's Play while he was smashed
>>724229991Would it be fun to cure cancer? What if there already is a cure but it's more profitable to milk people on their death bed for insurance?
>>724229991trvke
>>724229540>57 minutes >Almost 300k viewsHoly shit, people love waist their times.
>>724250203Go away ESL-kun. You don't belong here.
>>724231783He doesn't even half press it
>>724250312I will stay here and I will even create threads every day. With time I will improve.
>>724242751I don't think any other game has a similar rabbit hole of borderline paranormal phenomena as the no A-button challenge
>>724250575One's IQ cannot increase with time or practice. You are already at the ceiling; The only way is down.
>>724251643I didn't know memorization is IQ. I will improve.
>>724229991This autistic fucker could be curing deadly diseases and viruses, revolutionizing how we utilize energy and power, or inventing irl holodecks, but instead he spends all his time trying to demoralize anonymous Whites because he's brown
>>724229991Isn't he a teacher? That's something. Not every hyperautist owes you innovation, need.
>The mere act of sleeping manipulates reality to be in his favorHow powerful is this plumber?
>>724229540This gay doesnnt tends to be the most acurate source when it comes to countening buton presses.So, I dont think I wont will be watching this viedeo.
>>724256117It's not actually the sleeping, it's the dust particles he kicks up when he falls asleep. Think about that for a second, if they didn't program his sleeping animation to do this, none of it would be possible.
>>724229867if he werent the typea nigga to explain everything to the final detail, he wouldnt be the typea nigga to achieve anything to the final detail
>>724256117>>724256571https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBzpPMSnB68
>>724256571>it's the dust particles he kicks up when he falls asleepso its when he sleeps...
Mario simply falling asleep and knocking up dust from the ground literally manipulates the fate of his reality.I'm sure Popeye is the only other being of this power level.
>>724257215for me it'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ9URYDtnkQ
>>724229540Why does every single autist have that "this user" voice? None of them have any bass to thier voice. I couldn't get thru 5 minutes of this shit.
>>724242751It’s rare to find it unless the game has home-rolled a large portion of its movement, collision, and other physics code, because those are the areas where small bugs lead to wild things.
>>724231765He was so fucking close to.
>>724229540Another pannenkino classic
It's amazing that things that devs would never think about being exploited for this stuff. I found it interesting that the Klepto star for example travels for one frame longer than usual which is just enough to make you miss with the crazy box. Fascinating.
>>724232326It's good story progression. You don't start with the climax
>>724259689it's very common for men with low social sense to be trained into a voice like this, sometimes purposely but usually just subconsciously, because it makes them seem less threatening and that makes it easier for them to get through life in childhood. It is incredibly difficult and precise to project masculinity without seeming like a creep and frankly it's too much for autists so they just don't try. Not to mention these people often grow up with counselors or life coaches who are very effeminate or female which encourage this. They don't realize they're doing it or how much it hurts them later on. If you look at how large they actually are it always seems like they should have deeper voices.The corollary to this is that because the autists are so based, they don't do things that more normal men do in youtube videos. A huge number of tubers are bass-boosting their voices for posturing, or because someone told them radio voice is a good idea, or it results from poor adjustment of their audio systems (think of all the crappy headphones and pc speakers that lack bass, so mastering on those results in exaggerated bass if you try to equalize normally).Autists only want to communicate information and if their microphone does that they never change it unless their comments insist on it repeatedly.
>>724229991truth nuke unironicallyand who even watches these too? I'd rather play vidya
>>724253892he sounds like a jobless loser
>>724239093hard disagree, spend enough time looking at anything and you will find plenty of stuff, it's just that SM64 is heavely scrutinized by autists for some reason, like that Kaze guy literally rewriting the entire engine from scratch, I think pretty much any game would yield similar results if it had enough autismo man power poured into it
>>724229991Good.This world is not worth saving anyway.
I think what allows Mario 64 to have so many quirks is how much "good enough" design had to be made to make a 3d game platformer work as it does. We have seen the other attempts of it around the same time.
>>724261217the thing with SM64 is that it is extremely but not completely brokeneverything is hanging on by threads but somehow they never break completely, you can do all this crazy shit like making the game write arbitrary values into an object slot or break the movement system so thoroughly you overshoot the boundaries of the map by so far it rolls back over into a parallel universe, but no one has ever found an ACE or even anything like bomb or zombie hover that just let you fly around so there's still a ton of limitations on what you can do that you have to work around, and that's what makes it interesting to play around with.
>>724229687A B press is a B press, you can't just say it's only a half.
>>724229991>be smart person>world rejects you>can't find happiness from other people>choose to focus on what makes you happyIt's a real mystery
>>724229991>>724260859Pannen has a day job, this is a hobby for him. How come autists on a hobby board have such a hard time understanding the concept of hobbies?
>>724237835While at the same time having stars that are impossible to complete in the ABC, making the whole thing more ironic.
>>724264648Had. He says he started youtube full time.
>>724263545pressing it in and releasing is a whole button press, just pressing it in and not releasing is half.
>>724229540don't care speedtranny
>>724254945mama mia..
>>724229540>that nasally virgin autistic voice only 3 seconds into the video
>>724267449you is a bitch
here is more vidya autismkinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoboipJqWEAturn on subtitles
his editing is really top tier
>>724269080hehe sand titties
>4chan is overrun by zoomers and pannenkoek is no longer universally loved on /v/the absolute state
HIPPOXHIPPOX
>>724269559It's been like this for a while now really. The board doesn't have any culture left to it, unless you consider shitposting and schizos to be that.
As much as I want to say I don't like Pannen anymore, or his stuff was cooler when he frequented the second channel, I really can't hate him for anything.Yeah the member outro things are homosexual and all, but at least it's not the sellout slop 98% of other edu-youtubers choose to shove in.And I can't say wasting 15-some-odd minutes to get to the fuken point of the video is great, but he's such a predictable robot I can skip to the exact right spot lmao
>>724229991Stacy in HR wouldn't allow him to have these positions because the way he talks gives her the ick
>>724271457>so tell me, TJ "Stacy" Yoshi, if that is your real name
>>724267449I don't know what it is, but his new videos all have this annoying inflection that wasn't present in his old videos from a decade ago and it's hard to listen to.
“This video has been weighing on my mind for years, almost like I was working with one hand tied behind my back.” >almost like I was working with one hand tied behind my back We’ve only witnessed a fragment of Pannenkoek’s power thus far. I’m frightened.
You can immediately tell he's autistic because of his autism accent. all this theorizing over his video style and teaching methods to reach that same conclusion is in vain.
>>724274152>you've done well so far, but up until now i've only been using a mere 5% of my power>now let's see how well you fare against my...>SCUTTLEBUG JAMBOREE
>>724275338Impressive, very nice. However. How can you jamboree those scuttlebugs when your QPU is misaligned?
>>724275615you're out of your league. though it's only been a day out here, he's been training for months in the hypertool assisted runchamber
>>724238579>wasted geniusYou are >>>implying this dude is able to focus on something else than SM64.
I got 3 ads in the first 15 minutes this dutchie is an autistic jew fag.
>>724274152He better deliver some A press reductions soon then.
How come he didn't bring up that displacement bug, when you quit out of a level while standing on a rotating object?I guess it only affects the castle stars which were far from optimistic to begin with, but still feels like an oversight.
>>724229991Yeah he could do all that, and to what end? Keeping more africans alive? Fuck that.
>>724270849He is pure sovl, he does this because he loves the game.
>>724229991its almost like girls would reject him and he wouldn't have any money, meanwhile clinically retarded drug dealing niggers train tight teen pussy while geniuses escape from the worldthe reason brilliant people waste their time doing retarded shit like this is because women are allowed to have rights
>>724277451>the reason brilliant people waste their time doing retarded shit like this is because women are allowed to have rightsfinally, a truly brilliant post
>panadol releases new video>best thread on /v/ in months I love this autist like you wouldn't believe
>>724229991Those things you mentioned are fucking useless garbage compared to M64 challenge runs
>>724229991>do this worthless crapor>advance human culture by 50 years with one videoeasy choice really
>>724242320>The present results are expected to provide useful information on the validity of the statement, "Flat is Justice" in terms of an aerodynamic standpoint.My fucking sides
>>724242320why is this so fucking funny, it's like an image edit you would see be made here
>>724277534I remember gripping my ferrets by their "nape" when I was a kid. They'd go limp and never caused a problem.But, well, they slept 20 hours a day, too...
>>724229991And you could be doing anything else but posting here.
>>724279148I hope he got his funding.
>>72427745190% of the people who pull the >I'm a genius, I'm just burnt out actually aren't nearly the hot shit they think they are>No you don't get it I'm smart as fuck and have all this potential, I just wasted my life doing nothingWell that wasn't very smart of you
>>724280064Something something is it rational to live in an irrational world.
>>724280064i agree, but even if 1/10 of those people turned out to be true geniuses, and weren't shunned by women who instead choose to pursue muhammed the groomer or daquan the clinically retarded drug dealer, the world would be a better place
>>724274152>Pannenkoek if he dedicated himself to martial arts instead of SM64 TAS
>>724259530https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUiog10dmyo
>>724229540oh great, more 64 youtube slop
>>724229991Don't kid yourself, if internet wasn't a thing these retards would be collecting bottlecaps or something stupid like that
for me its bully battery
>>724281260>t. j henry yoshiits pannenkino
>>724277534mo-cap ferret still getting work I see
>>724229991But I>>724230090beat me to it
>>724229540I used to think he was just autistic, but that part where he talks about how painful the months of TASing that one boring part was makes me believe he has severe OCD. At least autists get enjoyment out of the inane shit they make themselves do. This just felt like the same type of self harm ritual speedrunners put themselves through. That old post were he said he feared making another video like his infamous Watch for Rolling Rocks video because it wouldn't be perfect also makes me believe that. If that's the case, I feel for him because it makes life a living hell.
>>724229540Next video he'll show us how to manipulate quantum particles to bypass an A press.
>>724280064who gives a shit. a lot of talented people are just never given the opportunities they'd need because they don't know the right people or they were born with the wrong circumstances. I bet the highest IQ person who ever lived was born in some cambodian village in the 1700's and died at age 19 from some water borne disease.
>>724285901I thought his problem with the Rolling Rock video was that it caused a bunch of people to go harass someone for years on end. He didn't do another commentated video for like 5 years after that.
>>724229991kys
>>724229991You don't deserve it
>>724287523IIRC he only ever said that people kept asking for a followup video on the same level with commentary and that put pressure and stress on him because he knew nothing would live up to it. I don't think he cared that much about TJ "Henry" Yoshi.
this type of le quirky autistic arthritis is just tone deaf in 2025
>>724274152>I see it clearly now>how to get that extra pixel of height on the platform in the pyramid
>>724231445Nothing will ever be as funny as his "after all, I built for 12 hours." It was unintentional, doesn't feel like that anymore
>>724285901I have severe OCD and I don't get thousands of dollars a month from a YouTube channel out of itwhere is my pity
>>724289480I have severe OCD too so I take 100 mg of Fluoxetine and 5 mg of Aripiprazole daily what about you.
>>724290146I have never taken meds
>>724290250Well then stop your bitching.
>>724290315no?
>>724231780>not useful to anyone except other SM64 speedrunners.SM64 runner here, um no, most of the time it isnt useful at all
>>724235625>>724235684You ain't seen nothing yet.
>>724229687"""HENRY"""
Its nice that I always learn something new from this game with him
at one point the A press count is going to go down to zero, we might see the day of a 120 star run where the only A press is just him keeping it held down from selecting a save filecould be nothingcould turn into the next hitlercould invent cold fusioncould invent matter manipulationcould end up in him being the one that proves the false-vacuum theory out of curiositycould be the one that solves P = NPSM64 is his trials and tribulations, we pray he may never break free
>>724291148Once he figures out what REALLY caused the one in a billion upwarp in TTC it's over.
>>724290772Abby's a fucking slut
>>724229540Just watched it. Pretty amazing, the RNG manipulation with the sand was mindblowing, also his presentation got so much better. I remember back in rolling rocks him having a breakdown over it, I'm glad he came around and decided to pursue this as a career. He deserves every single dollar he gets from this.
>>724237743>thought there were challenge runs all about seeing how far you can get with one button or even half a button?Not until now, his challenge runs were about restricting stuff like the A button or cannons, caps etc but not about only allowing 1 thing
>>724290772That's adorable.
>>724291046That made so much sense to me. I think I always subconsciously knew something was off about that enemy but wasn't sure what. The fact he only does it on that water level is probably why I never noticed.
>>724291571
>>724291260could probably replicate the same memory state the game was during the upwarp, save said state, then flip bits and reload until he hits the one, possibly automate it as it might have been more than one flipbut then he has to figure out how did it happen, and knowing him, he might very well rent out a particle accelerator just to replicate the kind of cosmic (gamma) ray burst that could do it
>>724229540Ok let's see how the fuck he's gonna do it this time.>Manipulates RNG using dust particles by falling asleep on the sand FOR THREE MONTHS
>>724291148Can the inside of the shifting sand lands pyramid ever be solved?
>>724290772What made him decide that the others didn't like Rachel?
>>724238005Fuck you pussy, dunking on TJ """""""""""""""""""""Henry""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Yoshi will never get old.
>>724229540why is he explaining the same thing 3 times, every single time? alt+del+deleted my bios out of here.
>>724243332what vid?
>>724292097You can thank pricks like this who never read the video descriptions.
>>7242920972.5 explanations actually
>>724231783He covers that in the video, and even shows that there are stars that can be collected with only the analog stick, so he decided that was too easy and didn't use it.
>>724232326I bet you are one of those zoomers that need everything spoiled to them in order to even care
>>724292545some of y'all need to consider the posting times of the shit you're replying to
>>724292359An explanation's an explanation, you can't say it's only half
>>724292725do you not know what a fucking imageboard is, moron? people reply to whatever they want whenever they want
>>724276250Because its useless
you ever wonder if this man would be half as big today if it weren't for his 'parallel world' video?
>>724290146good goi
>>724293163Right sorry I forgot that thoughts and feelings are made of magic not chemicals. The brain doesn't need medicine!
>>724292097Because internet is full of 0.5 IQ idiots who are too fucking stupid to understand the rules of the challenge. See >>0724231783, >>0724234051, >>0724234283 and >>0724236028 for examples of why he had to explain multiple times why he had to explain in detail the rules and the reasons for using the B button multiple times through the video.
>>724242320Fucking lmao
>>724293557
So I know that Doom RNG is actually a table of numbers that gets cycled over, hence if the player performs the exact same inputs then you can get a 1:1 run of a level.Is 64 the same or similar? The way he talks about the dust particles indicates that for me.
>>724293840that's how pretty much every RNG works at the base levelIt's not usually a hardcoded list but the result is basically the same if you control every variable that the function that generates random numbers uses. Usually it's something simple like the system clock when initiated and then it uses the last number generated as the seed for the next one, so calling rand() to generate dust is basically throwing out the current value and seeing what the next one is, and as long as the starting state is identical if you call rand() the same number of times you will get the same results every time even though they're not hardcoded.
>>724229991>This autistic fucker could be curing deadly diseases and viruses, revolutionizing how we utilize energy and power, or inventing irl holodecksIf he had drive for it, money to get education, and charisma/connections to make it up in the world to those jobs.It is insane to expect some random autistic dude to be able to get up in the world because he likes Mario 64 a lot. With your logic nothing is stopping you to become a talented engineer/doctor/researcher."Just put your 4chan posting effort to studying and work"
>>724293840>Is 64 the same or similar?It's similar, yes. Let's say your RNG calls values that cycle from 3326->8401->26305->12865>45234 and so forth. As long as you start your RNG seed on 3326, the exact RNG calls will line up perfectly. But there are quite a few ways to inadvertently call RNG, which makes RTA manipulation very difficult in a platformer like SM64. It's not a problem for TASes though.
>>724237791source?
>>724229991>This autistic fucker could be curing deadly diseases and virusesSo good thing he doesn't do that
yeah for some reason mario 64 produces some deep autism
>>724236364You will never be tj henry yoshi
>>724296510*"Henry"
>For 3 months, I was basically on call for this TAS 24/7. It drove me crazy, but it had to be done. I had to collect a star with one button, no matter how much time or effort it took.
>>724229991Look I like pancake man but he's a stupid person's idea of a smart person
>>724292505I am now curious over how many stars are possible with just the joystick
>>724294987>"Just put your 4chan posting effort to studying and work"The funny truth is that anyone could pick up and learn a specific skill, if they just put the required hours into it. But, most people are only interested in specific things, or become complacent when they reach a certain level of skill, that pursuing higher understanding is something only select few do in their specific fields. Yes, I could be learning to play piano better, but I don't exactly have a reason to, so here I am shitposting on underwater basket weaving forums.
>>724229991This kind of autism is like enhanced cognition and grit without the power to control where to focus it.
>>724256994Especially when he knows he's dealing with other autists like TJ "Henry" Yoshi he feels like he needs to explain everything in great detail even when they still don't get it and have to comment about it.
>>724290772man I thought I pretty autistic for writing up a backstory for my etrian odyssey characters but this shows how weak i am
>>724250203idk how youtube counts views but something like a minute of watching will do.
>>724229540i really think this fucktard should move on to the next game to fuck around with mario 64 has run dry clearly
youtube videos in 2025: can you do [thing]? let me first explain all the ways you cant do [thing] in order to artificially inflate my video to an hour long
In this video, we are going to strategically kill TJ "Henry" Yoshi for 3 months using sand particles
>>724302120I dunno, explaining why you can't do thing on several levels makes the one level where you can do thing special.
>>724302120It's because otherwise you get retards asking why couldn't you press the buttons that obviously don't do anything or whether you tried to punch your way through in a course where you hit a wall right in front of the spawn.
>>724302120I almost have a hunch that pannenkoek started the entire trend of this many years back and it's why he does it well, the others are just pale imitations. It's a story with a buildup, if you just want the 30 second clip of the tas doing it you could skip to the very end. It's about the journey not the destination
>>724302879Most of the time it's like the people are going through their most stupid and ridiculous through processes before succeeding like are they complete idiots or something. Explaining the challenges of doing something in a logical way is actually good, but so many people are either genuine or pretending to be stupid to pad the video out.
>>724302120If he didn't go into excruciating detail on how it would not work, he'd get a one thousand and one comment asking whether he tried [thing that he tried and didn't work]
>>724231783no, it's actually two potentiometers
There is always this idea that because someone is smart they HAVE to sacrifice themselves for the "good" of the world just to probably either get at most a pat on the back or worse get harassed by antivaxxers and shit.Here's a simple question, why don't YOU do something to help the world? why is that autist supposed to sacrifice himself while you sit on your ass stroking your cock?
>>724285901The fucking guy has a massive collection of mechanical pencils that he gives names and personalities to. He is absolutely whatever you think he is
>>724291865well technically "water" is an uncountable plural, so this analogy doesn't work as well as you think it does
>>724304647If you asked me, somebody who's truly smart would also avoid getting manipulated into slaving away for the good of such a broken society.
>>724293840yes, the Random Number Generator uses a formula that takes in a 16 bit number and spits out a 16 bit number deterministically (i.e. 60432 always turns into 39981 etc.) This means that the RNG can only spit out a number between 0 and 65535, and it also means that if we start the RNG at some arbitrary value, let's say 33333 for demonstration, the RNG will spit out thousands and thousands of numbers deterministically and eventually it will loop all the way back around to 33333 at which it just repeats the numbers it spat out the first time around. Functionally this is the exact same as Doom's Random Number Table, it's a loop 65536 numbers long instead of Doom's measly 255 number long table. But in this case, it doesn't take up 65536 rows of space in memory, but instead only takes up ~20-100 lines of code to make the number generator run, and a couple cycles during run time every instance a Random Number needs to be generated. And in this specific case, memory is far more important that cycle load, so it's the solution they went with.Actually I lied, it's not 65536 long. The SM64 Random Number Generator does not cover all 65536 values, I think there's like 100 or 1000 numbers that are just never generated, and there's actually another loop in the numbers that aren't naturally generated, but it's not possible to enter that loop since the RNG always starts on a predetermined seed and can't be affected by the player's inputsAnd like this guy says >>724294431 pretty much all RNG functions this way, but most RNG nowadays uses 32 or 64 bit, or your clock info or something, so it'll be eons before you ever loop back to the start. If you're interested, you can look up shit like atmosphere sensors or avalanche diodes to get a RN Generator that approximates "true" randomness better since it utilizes physical readings of moisture or electrons which is much harder (often impossible) to control rather than the digital clock that can be manipulated very easily by a user
>>724304647This. You can do what you like. You don't owe anyone anything. You're responsible only for the consequences and not others.
>>724304647because being helpful isn't profitable
>>724229991yeah? what diseases are you curing, retard?
Will he ever make a video better than pic rel?
>>724229540This confirms that Shifting Sand Land is the easiest stage in the game.
>>724236926>unintendedIt's all intended.
>>724305596255 coin video has yet to be topped, Anon-kun. That's vintage pannenkino
>>724305596>he made the 4 hour long invisible walls video as a side project while working on the one button challenge
I like his videos because he always explains shit in a way I can understand. And while I will never see the game the way he does, I have learned many things about how games actually work.
>>724305738Nintendo didn't intentionally design the game so everything is perfectly connected by a series of esoteric steps
>>724306243Yes they did.
>>724305596For me, it's explaining HOLP.
>>724298867He seems decently smart, I'm fairly certain he has a CS degree considering his videos which, while not necessarily making him smart, does make him more educated than most.
wtf, sorry for doubting you
>>724307484Actually, most coat rooms have a little sign saying they're not liable if your shit gets stolen. It's not secure at all
>>724229540>goes over the Peach slide>doesn't throw in the penguin slide and monkey mountain slide just for shits and gigglesFake autist.
>>724305868Aye, speedrun/TAS stuff is very interesting if you care about software/hardware inner workings. Beating the game fast feels very secondary to reading about wtf is going on
>>724307484Still not used to seeing the new Jewtube UI, even in a screenshot
>>724307707Just how the holp is not secure if you don't have your hat on. Poetry.
>>724307758Why Peach has a giant and extremely dangerous slide in her castle anyways?
>>724307484>understand what the HOLP is perfectly at face value >have no idea wtf his coatroom explanation is supposed to mean Not sure if the issue is pannen or me here.
>>724307914https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analogy
>>724307484That's a bankExcept they take your money and buy shit with it
>>724242320>This preliminary work focuses solely on comparing the relevant effects of large breasts of a selected human design to that of the same design but with, euphemestically, "lesser tracts of land"Holy fuck thank you for sharing this anon
How is that hard? He can just use jump and the stick since the stick is not a button, that's all you need to get most stars anyway
>>724309354For this challenge, he considers the stick a "button".
>>724309354You can do plenty of stars with just the stick you fucking idiot
>>724309472You can't use the stick for the one button challenge since you can only press one button and the stick isn't a button.
>>724309354He is using the word "button" in place of "input".
>>724231595satoshi nakamoto vibes
>>724229991He couldn't because white men have been kept out of science in the name of diversity
>>724310374I see. So that's why you are a failure they are keeping you down.
Who is more powerful Pannenkoek or Ulillillia
>>724311270Ulillillia lacks the production values of Pannenkoek, and he doesn't seem to really understand the inner workings of the games he's obsessed with like Pannen does either.
Kino
>>724229991As it turns out, people don't always like being expected to work for the sake of others over what they desire.
>>724277534>not teaching sky-high standards for girls is the same as rapestop watching porn or whatever mentally debilitating thing you're doing with your life (4chan)
>>724307990No shit faggot
>>724229991Well fuck you, you don't deserved any of that
>>724292545I wish I was a zoomie. I'm getting old. I'm just saying the video is frontloaded with the most mundane, trivial stuff and the interesting thorough stuff happens relatively late.
>>724229540>when he gets to the part where he says this TAS took 3 months of babysittingHe somehow surpassed the parallel universes video.
>>724316112>I wish I was a zoomie. I'm getting old. I'm just saying the video is a pannenkoek videono shit
>>724317421Depends on the video. Usually the technical stuff happens earlier
>>724229540Does the stick count as a button?
>>724318364>pancake man making things easier for himself everNo. It's literally just press button. No stick.He even says that you can easily get several stars using the stick alone so no reason to include it.
