Will the slop flop?
>>724242885i'm so excited to play as an ugly chinese woman in space
>>724242885it's probably going to sell a few millions because playstation still has a customer base of millenial bugmen who cling to le videogaymes are art meme from twenty years ago but I doubt it's going to do tlou numbers, maybe not even tlou2 numbers
I hope so
>>724242928It’s a nigress
It will sell millions of copies and PS5s and /v/ will claim those sales don't count
>>724242885This shit feels so empty, none of its styling comes from a place or real love. That's why its so brand heavy. It has no appreciation for others or itself, it just wants to be cool and that is uncool as fuck.Also add in a boring MC whose ultimate witticism is pulling that fucking face and sucking on a slurpy. Bitch needed more tummy time as a child too.
this is a prime example of the woke right. they are rebelling against this weirdo spacehikki because she is not hot, not realizing that this is not intentional uglification of otherwise normal people but artistic intent to symbolize her rotten characterjust as the single minded leftist must make all things ugly, the single minded rightist must make all things attractive. Both are examples of wokeness
>release woke game >when the woke meme died
>>724242885Good chance if all the rumors about the budget are true Because i don't normies being into this game even if it get raving reviews for being cinematic master-piss
It’s Naughty Dog which means It’s going to be one of the best games of the year. This is going to be Yotei all over again where the Chuds are going to rally for a boycott and it will sell like hotcakes. Looking forward to that and the game itself!
>>724243034Are there any games where your character starts off ugly as fuck but gradually grows hotter as you progress through the game?
>>724242885You will be surprised all the cancer is gonna get this turd.
>This is going to be Yotei all over again I agree sis it's going to be worthless derivative slop snoys will pretend it's fantastic because that's all that's left on their graveyard of a console
>>724243197it's by neil druckmann, the man who insisted a roided out gremlin woman is perfectly realistic in a post-apocalypse and then produced a tv show where the same character was played by a generic instagram model because they couldn't find a roided out gremlin woman
>It’s Naughty Dog which means It’s going to be one of the best games of the year. This is going to be Yotei all over again where the Chuds are going to rally for a boycott and it will sell like hotcakes. Looking forward to that and the game itself!
>>724243197I wouldn't call all distortions of reality 'wokeness'.
if it follows the usual trend then it'll be>months of shilling from trannies about how it's the best selling game ever over cherrypicked overly specific estimates (but never real sales)>then a period of silence where they just keep repeating the same lies and bullshit>actual numbers start coming out, showing that it was a massive flop as anyone would expect, layoffs, studio closes/gets sold to tencent, etc>trannies will then say that nobody cares and it was a long time ago>another period of silence >trannies will start acting like it sold well again by jumping back to point 1 hoping that people just forgot that it was a confirmed flop
>>724244075I cant even tell if that hog beast is a man or not. Its bad either way.
>>724244182you misunderstand, the wokeness is not about the product but the motivation.wokeness is a result of an overly simplified morality. a sort of lazy thinking.Its something like this>x is actually responsible for everything in society>x is bad i must rebel against x>i will therefore dedicate everything i do to overcoming xreplace x with 'productive relation, patriarchy, straightness, whiteness, colonialism, feminism, the jews (these last two are 'redpilled', but woke is just the lefts version of redpill)', etcsomething is woke when its the product of propaganda created by such a person.There is not a single thing that is objectively woke in itself. To think this is its own form of wokenes.
>>724244393The flops still sell well enough for the woke train to keep on going. Sony could increase profits by liquidating Naughty Dog and rebranding it but they might be content with just leaving it. Sony always did lack ambition.
>>724244703>all this retarded pilpullmao stfu shlomo
>>724244393You forgot to add>trannies will finally say that it was a hate mob who caused the game to fail and not the game being shit
Why would a spaceship, sophisticated enough to be capable of interplanetary travel, have a huge CD player instead of all digital media to optimize room and time?
>>724244984as long as larry fink keeps funding them with blackrock money, but things have been tight for him too thus more and more woke shit companies are sinking
What is the significance of her shaving her head as an opener?
>>724243470Any game that let you re-do your character in the game aka Bethesda games and Cyberpunk 2077 :^)
>>724243470Sands of time, where they made deliberate decision for the prince to lose clothing over timeBut he never started ugly tho
>>724245172That naughty dog is to lazy to do hair physics and is passing it off as "empowering"
>>724245094Same reason you twats today still buy physical media instead of superior digital.Disc rot would have been a smarter criticism next time you want to post something stupid.
>>724242885Love watching all these Kamalacore projects flop.
>>724245172iirc it's to throw off space police surveillance system because the bitch is a criminal. Another shitty game that will sell even less than tlou2. They'll never get uncharted/tlou numbers ever again until they overhaul their studio direction.
>>724245019>the woke gets triggered when the narrative is threatened and retreats deeper into incoherence
>>724245575>"woke" actually means : 5000 word essay>and that's why jews are god's chosen peoplekek
>>724242885it will be the only slop on the PS5So surely it will get the ghosts of tsushima audience
>>724243470The Longing is the only one I can think of off-hand, because there's an ending where you stop being black
>>724242885no because anybody who has jerked off about horizon will play it and say it's the best thing ever on top of those who are already die hard modern naughty dog fans
>>724242885yessir
>>724245636Jews are dying off from interracial marriages which is funny and the future generations will find the religion gay, retarded and cringe. The kikes were not immune to anti-white shit they pushed and they will crumble faster if their golems destroy them internally which is in Israel because of civil wars brewing lmao.
>>724242885>Hire a dent-head as your main character>Make her baldBut why?
>>724245421she's BALD because the actress is. drucc found a blasian woman, which is double DEI points so he puts her in everything. she was in the uncharted movie, tlou tv and now this.
>>724242885Yes. But it will sell 6 gorillion units (i.e. units shipped) and likely be bundled with consoles in the future so they can justify its existence. Commercially it will not be met well. Critics of course will fawn over it to again, for a narrative.Next guy!
>>724246006idk about thathave you met jews in real life they are very interested in continuing their religion, compared to modern christians who rarely attend church
>>724246006the jewish "race" hasn't existed for thousands of years, they already mixed with any race under the sun, and they have always mocked religion because they don't consider judaism to be a "religion", it's the truth of the world according to them, modern science and philosophy is also just judaism, they've already abstracted their faith beyond the point of bickering whether wizards are real or not, they'll happily mock other religions as just simpletons being dazzled by magic tricks, and consider their faith to be the only true path that's above science, philosophy and religions, jews are just a parasite on mankind that'll exploit weaknesses like nepotism and corruption when a society has too many karens, a masculine society has a strong enough immune system to fend off parasites like them but a feminine society is too weak and sick so the parasites like jews start feeding on them, they'll fester in this society until it dies, then the next masculine society rising will chase them back to their dirty tunnels, where they'll hide until that society grows feminie and weak again, so they can crawl out of their holes and start infesting it again
>>724245636I stated 7 different things that people get woke about as examplesyet you singled out one of them and assumed my post was all secretly some kind of jewish propaganda. if you had blue hair you would be calling me a colonialist or something.Take care of yourself anon, you are living in a delusion. Its only your reason that can pull you out of this.
>>724246248she looks better there than the video game model
>>724247007>more pilpul>and this is why jews are basedKEEEEEEEEEEEEKno one falls for this shit shlomo
>>724247041yeah playstation has trended towards intentionally ugly characters even when they're scanning an attractive person
>>724247137>irl actress: feminine features, proper makeup, normal hairline, long painted nails, earrings, rings>a reasonably attractive woman taking care of her looks>her in game model: masculine features, no makeup, male pattern baldness, no nails, no earrings, no nothing>an ugly dude who lives in a dumpster behind a mcdonaldsLMAOO
>>724242885Honestly. I don't even remember the name of the game anymore.
>>724242885just wait for the inevitable model swap with 2B
uh oh... stinky!
