Such a nice power-couple. I hope nothing bad happens to either of them.
>>724255508Kenny became a superhero?
>>724255508And nothing bad will happen to them, after all they are both the strongest superhero's. What could possibly hurt them?
Post fan arts.
>>724255508 I hope you get to help Phenomeman, I know he's a spurg and autistic but he seems like a bro
>>724255508What an autist
This was a workplace violation
Did you guys know that Twitch streamer x was consensually raped by Twitch streamer y while being in a relationship for 3 years?
>>724255508Posting a capeshit thread should be a range bannable offense.
>>724255703We should buy him a funny tie, that would be sure to cheer him up.
>>724255780oh no not the tomboy rage noooo
>>724255780Canonically Robert died from that punch, everything after this moment is a dream sequence.
>>724255780>door opens>she is still theredoesn't make sense.
>>724256096Anon don't be retarded. Obviously she opened the door to pretend she left but waited around to see if Robert felt bad.
>It’s an expression of pain
>>724255780Oh I'd violate (consensually) someone in the workplace alright
>>724256189Then why did she punch him?
>>724255741I'm supposed to hate this guy?
>both romantic interests are genuinely interesting and you get to "fix" either of them in some wayNeato
>>724256283Because she was upset.Anon this *really* should be this hard for you to figure out.
>*loudly grinds coffee next to you*
>>724256467>*steals your Twinkies*
Its ok, shes too weak to do more than give mecha chad a bloody nose
>>724256249>cute ADHD thug wifeHave we reached perfe->voiced by Laura BaileyNevermind
>>724256465>Because she was upset.Wrong, she punched him because he felt bad. Literally, she says so.
>>724256476How do you respond without getting hard?
>>724256283>Then why did she punch him?because she's a mentally unstable woman
>>724256467He did that to protect your identity. That alone should be a reason not to fire him in episode 3, and fire that smug black whore, fucking pigeon bitch
>>724255741>not knowing how to put his hand on his hipPlease delete this it's giving me PTSD from my last school presentation
>>724256580Surprisingly she does a good job though. A VA is only as good as their VA director and this game has a fantastic one.
>>724255689
>>724256730>fire that smug black whoreBut she wants you to colonize her
>Draw a feisty brown woman>"akshually she is Asian o algo"Happens in your work of fiction?
>>724255508>>724256197What happens to him?
>>724256517Twinks
>>724256901She’s canonically fucking jacksepticeye
>>724256762Lol I never noticed that. Fucking captain autismo
>>724256909Blondie breaks up with him in episode 3 and he spirals into depression
>>724256909Blondie breaks up with him
>>724255981Surely this tie will be a great influence on Phenomeman's life and not contribute to his spiraling alcoholism and depression
>>724256730>and fire that smug black whoreBut she hasn't failed a single mission I sent her way so far, where he turned into a bat when meeting the CEO has was a fan of.
>>724257087Can we stop that?That's evil
>>724257087>>724257096I can fix him
Let's be real, everyone will choose her
>>724256467His design bothers me so much. He looks like one of those cheap Halloween costumes in the cantina scene from the original Star Wars.
>>724257212That is why she refused to let you go to the sushi restaurant and used your death from terminal velocity as an excuse. She did it then and there in his favorite restaurant.
>>724257269https://youtu.be/KvMY1uzSC1E?si=ijBunmnUPD3EYm6D
>>724257005Wouldn't mind seeing this comic and the phenomoman one, the first two weren't as interesting
>>724257269As it is right now, I am intending to reject both. Though if I had to choose I would pick Invisigal. Blonze Blazer is not to be trusted when in a relationship, she showed that by going after Bobert when she was still with Phenomeman
>>724257278You may like his proper Manbat form better
>>724255508I got cucked wtfI thought she was a virgin when she kissed me
>>724257096Damn, I guess what he needs now is a true bro.
>>724255741literally me in public
>>724257442You may as well pick one, the game will pull a telltale TWD EP 3 and treat you like you picked one anyway
Why didn't they make alternate versions of the donut scene? That is clearly not a smashed version of the donut I chose?
>>724255780I hope this sluts follows my fucking orders otherwise I'm sending her alone to Shroud's HQ and without any backups.I really wish these C-Tier villains learn their fucking place. Their lives depend on me not sabotaging their missions to get them killed. I'm their God now.
>>724255803Context?
>>724257541>the west medium>virgin womanAnon?
>>724256283You're so fucking retarded holy shit
>>724255803Man, the X situation is Y
There's only two options?
>>724256283triggered
>>724256283Because she wants to fuck him of course. There surely isn't any other possible reason she'd punch a guy who insulted her
>>724256730The bird girl? But she's awesome, she never fails and she's perfect for helping kids get their cats or balloons. The fire dude on the other hand is worthless, and so is the retarded construct.
>>724256908That's a White woman
>>724256283You've really gotta get some poon man
>>724257662>TWD EP 3 and treat you like you picked one anywayRemind me, it has been a while.
Why is this game suddenly everywhere? Why should I care about some wimpy faggot's workplace drama?
>>724257931She’s a killer, and I’m just not sure that’s a good look for the company
>>724257269I'm picking BB
>>724255508Can you creep on the tomboy instead of the NTR bait maybe?
>>724257972>Why is this ggame suddenly everywhere?Because it got released?
>>724257958I think he means TWD season 3
>>724257846>ntr'd by the midgetits OVER
>>724256189i think she actually left and then got even more pissed and came back
>>724256542If the end of her romance arc is her removing the nose ring, then it's 10/10.
>>724258067Games are released every day. Most don't get even one thread.
>>724256730>smug black whorebut shes my best mobility hero
>>724255780>>724256249>>724257269>nose ringCan this fucking fad die already?
AAAAAAHHHHH GODDAMMIT!
>>724257846The worst thing about this game is the gayss dog. I'm not a tranimalfag, I hate dogs and you know what I hate more than dogs? Fat dogs.
>>724257972literally just came out, you dumb incel
so how much of a chance does robert have in fucking both of them?
>>724258236You could have just said you're brown.
Did they patch out the spoilers yet?
>>724255508I kinda thought up my own superteam seeing this, but it quickly went into a plot of "the main female character you play as has to deal with a rising young hero and his huge dong, but tactfully". Like, imagine having to tell a kid half your age he has to pretty much wear minimizing shorts but in a way that isn't targeting him specifically and all the while the team is full of busty beauties that don't have to cover their cleavage or minimize their chests. Also, without the shorts cold turkey he's like 7 inches. You don't want a PR nightmare, but you don't want him to leave the team because he's REALLY powerful and that's useful in a crisis.
>>724258236His dog really is fat and needed to lose some weight ages ago,
>>724258159>>724258225she loses the nose ring in ep 6 at robert^2's request
>>724258128speak for yourself Anon, im on team Blondie
>>724258225She's a zoomer villain what did you expect?
>>724258335>so how much of a chance does robert have in fucking both of them?0%
>>724258128Short King Domination
>>724258225>he doesn't understand the appeal in domesticating a tomboy with poor fashion tasteAs expected of a Misuzufag
>>724257958I meant S3 like>>724258115said. The TLDR is>Your bro is a army vet asshole who hates you because you missed the dad dying>Zombies happen, TLDR you end up with his wife and his kids>His DISGUSTING hippie cheating cunt wife who smokes weed and swears in front of the kids constantly tries to fuck you>Me being trad and respecting my bro chooses not to cheat ever, say no to all that bitches (several) advantages>Meet up with bro, make a long story short he finds out she likes you>He chimps out and attacks you trying to kill you, the game expects you to have went for his wife yet on both routes he chimps out regardlessI do not feel immersed
>>724258392[Glass Her]
>>724258335western game so not happeningbeg for a middle eastern remake 20 years from now
>>724257846The leaks supposedly only contain choice cutscenes, so unless there's some content not included there or some DLC gets added later (unlikely), yeah.
>>724255508nortubel ahh couple
>>724255508He looks like omni man
>>724257846game already leaked you can only pick one
>>724258165Most games aren't the new Telltale game
>>724258687The new telltales game is the wolf amogus 2 and that isn't out yet, this is a different studio
>>724258641Omniman is a manlet compared to him
anyone have the webm of blonde not being a blonde
>>724258641so? He's literally the omni man of the Dispatch universe.
>>724258687Neither is this one?
>>724258819Can someone come fix their bot
>>724258845https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-3Z3jmDiL0
>>724258845They are going to get sued for copyright
>>724258849Spiritually it is.
>>724258845No, he's superman with a mustache (and autism).I don't think he's ever genocided anyone.
>>724258920For how nice that place is, the food looks cheap
>>724258845Seems to be an actually decent guy though, just blunt and not very socially well-adjusted. His Charisma is listed at 1 for a reason
>>724257846Straight shit
>>724258931That's all it takes? That's sad.
>>724258997>nice that place isits a public park >food looks cheaprobert is incredibly poor
>>724258916give me a second
>>724255508what the fuck, this isn't even a full game?you're paying for bits of a game?
>>724258960Superman is the omni man of the DC universe.
>>724258997That looks like takeout
>>724259062>not very socially well-adjustedAnd yet he got a girlfriend and sexed her daily. So how come you're alone?
Why is he such a pussy magnet?
>>724259179Nah, you buy the game once and episodes get released over time.Its stupid but not as stupid as having to buy each chapter.
>>724258556>nortubel ahh couplethere's no underage character in it tho
WHERES THE PORN
>>724256283Phenomaman, get off 4chan and get back to your wage cage.
>>724259302He never sexxed her, his alien genitals are incompatible with earth women
>>724255689I still dont get why destroy the donutwas it the tsuntism attack or something robert did?
So our only romances are:>used goods>used goods shitskin with nosering>aloneawesome
>>724259456
>>724258556>>724259456what the fuck is a nortubel
>>724257846A homage to this oldie. Classic
>>724259331third generation hero "for fun" that hates corporate bullshitAny woman would get wet at that.
>>724255508Why are super heroes so fucking lame? Why is there never any rhyme or reason to their powers? What does it add to the setting or the story specifically that can't work any other way, especially since it's always>super heroes and their weird mutations exist>nothing else changes, it's just your normal contemporary world with the same countries, governments, religions, companies, education and wars
>>724256730fuck off sonar, you're so dumb
>>724259561huh?! This is a blatant copy. Gonna report this for copyright, I hope they get cancelled.
>>724257931why is coupe stealing my wife's jobs?
>>724257846There's a guy literally throwing vomit into the pool.
>>724259569True
>>724257541>>724257782Even setting western devs aside>super hot>superhero>lives in the most morally bankrupt city in the USAAbsolutely ridiculous expectation.
>>724259463hope you like AI slophttps://files.catbox.moe/i1p8p2.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/uk3ssf.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/fq085f.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/fji5ga.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/bvj97o.jpeg
>>724259575too much work
>>724256467I think he and Invisigal are the only two team members I like.Invisigal for obvious reasons.(massive gap)Sonar for being annoying. I find that funny.As for the restFlambae is basically just a running gag but I think he'll do more in the later episodes.Edgy Birdgirl, Black Lady Gaga and Karlach are kinda meh designs and honestly I can't tell their voices apart.Dwarfguy looks funny but his voice is dumb so far.Golem is... a golem, well who the fuck built him or enchanted him? I can't give a shit about a sentient lump of mud.
>>724259575I don't care dude. Write your own book if you get this mad at dumb shit like that.
>>724255508any of these girls not have a massive body count?
>>724256283Can you please just pay attention to what the characters are saying? It would answer so many questions and probably help you in life in general.
>>724259769>Invisigal for obvious reasons.Elaborate. She's a dumb bitch that disoyebed my orders, plus she has a cow ring.
>>724259860Those are the reasons
>>724257846>PrismHOLY FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
>>724257846short kings win again
>>724259331>hot>jacked>smart>funny>not a sellout>has morals and values he sticks byinstant pussy slayer
>>724259769>I can't give a shit about a sentient lump of mud.THIS THIS THISWHAT WERE THEY THINKING? I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS PIECE OF SHIT ROBOT
Is it even possible to die?
>>724259829This one
>>724259860shut the fuck up bitch ass nigga lmao>>724259769I mean Invisi and Sonar had the most lines in EP2, it's not fair to shit on the other heroes
>>724256283Sometimes I forget how autistic this place is.
>>724259575go back to r/worldbuilding you faggot
>>7242594781. Invisigal finishes the mission to what she assumes was a resounding success2. She takes Robert's favorite donut to celebrate and leaves it on his desk3. Goes into the break room and Robert starts chewing her up for being a fuck up4. Frustrated she goes back to Robert's desk and smashes the donut she previously brought with good intentions.How the fuck are you guys getting confused by this
>>724259331Besides what other anons have already said. He's also smart and a mechanic. Those are traits women like.
>>724259575ppl like capeshit because hot girls and badass fights, if you want some worldbuilding bullshit go read parahumans
>My name is not important, what’s important is what I’m going to do>I am going to KILL Shroud!
>>724259331Because he's Tony Stark but with Peter Parker's everyman personality, strong sense of morality and unfortunately also financial success. Those two are the two biggest pussy magnets in all superhero comics.
>>724259962nuh huh
>>724259860>ElaborateI wanna see my cum shoot inside her when shes invisible
>>724255508>interested in the game so look at a trailer>youtube eceleb voice actorsShame, seemed interesting.
>>724259992I don't see any way the game can force me to care about generic dwarf guy and a generic walking piece of shit (now sentient).
>>724259992>I mean Invisi and Sonar had the most lines in EP2, it's not fair to shit on the other heroesThis is absolutely fair. I fully expect the other heroes to be fleshed out more in ep 3 and 4 but *so far* those are my thoughts.
>>724260026Ooooh, you’re right! I thought the donut was something that happened after the meating with BB and Chase.
>>724260026I'm Black, not sure if that matters.
>>724259860Tsundere tomboy that really, really, REALLY likes you but she's retarded and has anger issues.
>>724259561PSYLOCKE SEXOOOOOO
>>724260026>favorite donut to celebrateDid she bought it?
>>724260138>missing on prime kinosad
>>724260138Meanwhile, a non retarded person (so not you)>interested in the game>instantly buy it, if I don't like it, I refund it>I like itImagine wasting your time watching e-celebs to determine if you like a game or not.
>>724259179>paying
>>724256680>mentally unstable womanThat's like saying a wet lake. One implies the other.
>>724260286She stole it.
>>724260062>unless Shroud is a really hot woman who's not-so-secretly in love with me like all the other hot women in this game>in that case I am going to FUCK Shroud!
>>724260286She stole it, which makes her a criminal
>>724259179the "game" is timegated
Do you think we can have invisigal secretly plant a bomb onto the back of shroud?
>>724260062Why didn't he just self-destruct his robot suit in a conflageration that would destroy the entire warehouse along with Shroud and his minions
>>724259751It'll have to do for now... *unzips*
>>724260469If he kills himself, he would die.
DEATH TO ALL BBSIMPS
>>724260392Based and evil womenpilled
>>724260392this but unironically
>>724260529When you seek revenge dig two graves
>>724259751She farts from there
Why people want BB and IG?
>>724260529Bullshit. He wouldn't die when killed.
>>724260558This whiny 'evil superman' faggot is so weak even the likes of Spider-Man could kick his ass.
>>724260558BB actually has powers and isn't a jobber loser
>>724260504I wanna be her loser bros...
>>724260613>BBhotbuilt for plapping>IGhotbuilt for handholding
>>724260613Everyone wants to fuck Supergirl/Powergirl.Everyone wants to tame and fuck a angry tomboy that actually loves you.
>>724260558she's already the less popular girl
This is twilight for men.
>>724260613because they are the only good looking characters in the game, you retard
>>724260718And that's a good thing!
>>724258495>he chimps out anywaySomething about reminds me of Shane from TWD but that was actually well written and believable as both the characters were actively chimping on each other
>>724260731Forgetting the demon and black are we?
>>724260718Yes
>>724260713Straight White men are the minority so that tracks
>>724255508>make the main girl of your game already have a boyfriend>don't advertise this at all, almost hide his existence completely>but splatter the "kiss her" scene everywhereThey just can't help themselves with the cuck shit huh?
>>724258495>>His DISGUSTING hippie cheating cunt wife who smokes weed and swears in front of the kids constantly tries to fuck youCan't blame her, Javi was a chad and good with kids while his brother was a deadbeat before zombies even showed up, and it's not like it she tried to fuck him as soon as his brother went away, they survived years on their own while raising the kids, sooner or later they would fuck. That kind of story only really works in the early days or year one of the apocalypse, not half a decade later, it makes the brother look like a huge tard for chimping out.
>>724260828are there any straight white men in this chat...
>>724260881>Breaks up with him a day after kissing youSounds based to me
>>724260718
>>724259751>catbox blocked nowWhat the fuck, when did this happen?
>>724260708>that actually loves you.Nice try
>>724260931>Lowercase WhiteInvisibitch shitskin simps exposed. I will be picking the White option.
>>724260718Give me a Telltale style adaptation of rule-63 Twilight right fucking now.
>>724260881>They break up in Episode 3>Script leaks show that they went out of their way to state their relationship with sexless or close to sexlessI really don't know what you want at their point. The fact that they went out of their way to state that they couldn't really have sex is something I never expected from Western developers.
>>724260935How about they don't add the boyfriend at all? You know, don't make the protagonist an asshole who goes after a woman in a relationship, and don't make the main girl a whore who accepts a kiss even while being in a relationship?From every angle you think of, this makes everyone involved an asshole.
>>724258225Let's me guess, you hate cow-print underwear as well?
>>724257005Based colonizer
>>724261072>Lowercase Whitewait what the fuck does that mean i don't have any social media or really talk to people aside from at work
>>724261105>what you wantthe main girl to not be a cheater, the MC to not be an asshole that goes after a woman in a relationshipIt's not about "Purity" or whatever the we/a/boos care about.
>>724261191It's something shitlibs do. Eg they'd write Black man, Asian man, white man
>>724260881Man, the meaning of the words "cuck" and "NTR" and shit really changes constantly with you retards. Make up your minds already.>if your woman gets stolen from you, you're a cuck!>if a woman already has a boyfriend, you're a cuck!>if a woman has a boyfriend but she breaks up with him after one date with you, you're also a cuck!Can I please get some post-nut clarification on this shit, because I don't get what you retards want.
>>724261091Which telltale game would most be changed by being rule-63'ed? Would it improve the game as a result?
>>724261242In fairness to Robert, he didn't know. She has no excuse though, she literally kisses him in front of a billboard of her bf
>>724259962when they are killed
>>724261331We don't know this in game yet, or out of game. But is their relationship well known? Did Robert know they were in the relationship and the player was the only one left in the dark?
>>724261045What?
gamergate lead to this
>>724261006damn which country is that, uk?
>>724261121It was a sexless relationship. Women monkey branch, besides she kept her distance till she breaks up. Go watch anime if you want totally pure princesses
>>724261401The game plays different music when he comes onto screen when you kissed her and he was in a coma for a bit, pretty sure he didn't know or it wouldn't be a surprise
>>724259962Unfortunately no, but that might just have been a chapter 1 tutorial sort of deal. Hopefully there will be in the future though, failing a quicktime event and dying can be pretty funny.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngORPZj4wwY
>>724261276>Black man, Asian man, white manokay so it's petty ass racism but since shitlibs they don't count it as racism. man that's fucking retarded
>>724261410What part of it that you don't understand?
>>724261451>besides she kept her distance till she breaks up.She touched his cheek
>>724260806forgetting we said good looking?
>>724261450Lithuania, I don't know when did this happened. I usually had no problems opening catbox links and even uploads lots of my own audio for shitposts and soundfile threads here or shitposts on /vt/.
>>724258335If there is even a way then I can promise you it will be the "bad" ending.
>>724261569Both are good looking though, even with the black debuff.
>>724261549Invisigal really likes Robert? What do you mean, nice try? That part is true.
>>724261586>Failing to get with a woman gives you the bad endingAhh, a classic maneuver.
>>724261626She hates him, why else would she punch him
>>724259331He's got that punished look look and he doesn't even back down when other supers try to fight him which is pretty insane.
She’s fun
>>724261725>why else would she punch himMaybe it was an accident? Maybe she slipped or tripped on something and accidently punched Robert
>>724261725Oh you're a retard or a shitty baiter. I'm sorry. Carry on.
>>724261581Same in Latvia.A month or two, maybe more. I noticed after fixing soundposts for myself and then they stopped working again.
>>724261738she slobbers bwc
>>724261730Mecha Man has a contingency plan for everything
>>724255508Is that Omniman?
>>724261738If she can control light why doesn't she make herself white?
>>724257269robgawds
>>724258335What do you think? It's Trashtale Games (kinda) so no fun or interesting plot.
>>724261843Because black don’t crack
>>724261738>ROBERTO ROBERTOSON!>DAMN HE PACKING MUCH?>*that fucking nigger bitch cackle she makes*I'll fire her first chance I get.
>>724260026Anon am I retarded? I always thought she bought the donut after he punched him as an apology, but then immediately regretted afterwords. Why am I stupid Anon?
I dont play shitty movie games, with forced abstracted gameplay from what youre actually seeing. With gimmicky braindead gameplay and kek, lmao: fucking gacha tier "RPG" progression.BUT I did watch somebody else play it and...why has nobody talked about the fact that when the reporter asks why shroud didnt kill Robert...our stupid protagonist didnt somehow make the convenient connection, that his suit getting fucked up (but still getting to keep the actual suit for some odd reason) is very clearly connected to him also being a dispatcher because theres no other explanation for why he wasnt killed.also did they ever explain how exactly shroud or whatever his name is, got the blue glowing tube core thingy? Or did he not even get it, and the suit can just work without it? Which makes it even more stupid and blatant that mister shroud is a dispatch insider that just forced mecha man into being broke and a loser so he could join dispatch.Also the obvious implication of this entire shitty story telling, is that the phoenix program isnt just to rehabilitate shitty former villains that conveniently all know eachother and banter like college friends in a shitty 2000s movie. But also to rehabilitate roberto.I already predict and expect the writing to be shit. Too many unexplained, convenient and contrived world building facts. Like what fucking universe is allowing a fucking company to manage and send out super heroes to essentially fuck up crime scenes with zero accountability? Theres a reason the police exists, because the goverment has jurisdiction over its own use of force and authority, allowing random fuck all corporations to dally about playing superhero is retarded. Only vigilantism makes sense and even thats a stretch. Police (or FBI) would find out so many super hero identities so fast.And yes its obvious that Dispatch works with the government, that doesnt make it make sense.
>>724258335>>724261864Telltale games always were visual novels, so all those choices are pointless shit. The outcomes would always be the same.
>>724261936She is not one of the fireable options anon, you either fire the bat or the other black chick on the team.
>>724261297How about you don't write stories where someone steals the girl of someone else? It's that really so hard? Whether it's from the POV of the guy doing the stealing or from the guy having his girl taken, it's all cuck shit and you know it.
>>724261950Sad to say, you might actually be retarded.
>>724261565Yea well she clearly wanted him but she controlled herself so she could do the right thing and not cheat on autismman
>>724261950>I always thought she bought the donut after he punched him>Anon am I retarded? Unfortunately yes, not only would she not have time to do this. But waterboy even explains the chain of events that happened. She left the donut there for you, got in a fight with you, then went back and smashed the donut.
>>724261451>only in anime women don't cheatYou hate women more than I do, kek
>>724262004>cartoon characters relationship dramaI really don't give a shit.
>>724261970>.why has nobody talked about the fact that when the reporter asks why shroud didnt kill RobertEverything that reporter said is basically disregarded because he was a massive dick about the whole thing. If it was asked by anyone else you would have more people questioning it.
>>724261936>He didn't get the dialogue when she sneaks in where she tells supergirl wannabe that she gets it and wants to fuck you as well.
>>724261936She's kind of based>>724262045>this is how she flirts with the guy she likesIs it autism?
>>724262098>>cartoon characters relationship drama>I really don't give a shit.Why are you in a thread about a superhero game then?
>>724262168>Is it autism?The stronger your superhero powers are the more autistic you are. This is demonstrated with Phenomeman.
>>724261970Waiter, this pasta is stale.
What was his fucking problem?
>>724262168>Is it autism?In the donut shop she literally admits to having ADHD, and who knows what other letter combinations she could have.
>>724255508Once again im reminding people that the achievements spoil an option later in the game where you help moustacheman and blondewhore get together again and fuckin literally in front of youinvisigal is best girl
>>724262168she has adhd and asthma, might as well give her the third A
>>724255741>That rapid eye movement at 0:05Can Phenomaman react super fast as well and read the teleprompter super fast, or was that just autistic eye movement as he tries to figure out what to do with his body?
>>724261976Every single Telltale game is shit. Their ideas and writing are boring.
>>724262267He's the game's JJJ, I guess.
>>724262292kek. Refunded.
>>724262267He gets more views and ad revenue by rage baiting.
>>724261936Why so small roberto?
>>724262118>If it was asked by anyone else you would have more people questioning it.I see so people are shallow and stupid and dont care about truth unless its proposed by the right appealing person.
>>724262267this guy is 100% a reference to that one trump journalist
>>724262267>You and only 10% of people beat the shit out of himThe hilarious part is how he complains about how no one even helped him because they knew he fucking deserved that shit.
>>724262395That is correct anon, welcome to reality.
>>724262292Debunked
>>724262292Dude dug into the script. The choice is if Robert gives Pman a second chance and recruits him into Z-Team in order to replace Coupe or Sonar, who have been fired. The other option is apparently recruiting Waterboy.
>>724262292>Fuck invisigal>Help autism bro get his cheating bitch backSeems ok to me. You didn't actually pick BB Right?
>>724262292This is good, I love Pman and I will save him
>>724262430get me the fuck out :(((
>>724262409
>>724262292AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>724262292>we can help Knuckles repair his relationship with Supergirl AND heal and fuck the angry tomboySounds good to me.
>>724262292I'm starting to think that literally all Invisigirlfags only like her because of things they think are true but are provably false.
>>724262441Why is the achievement named that, then?
>>724262441>The other option is apparently recruiting Waterboy.What kind of player would pick waterboy over Phenomeman? The only kind of player I can think of that would make that choice is the ultimate contrarian or thinks waterboy is so pathetic it's cute.
>water boihttps://youtu.be/E-scUf3Xp9w?list=RDE-scUf3Xp9w
>>724262267No problem. Why did you fall for ragebait though?
>>724262292Fake news he's talking to Robert autistically
Invisibitch shitskins really grasping at straws kek
>>724262292FUCK THIS FUCKING TELLTALE CHEATING ASS BITCH AND GAME
>>724262593Based Autism man who doesn't even understand sex.
>>724262292bro like ... why?? why do this in a game where you advertise the blondie as the main bitch
???Episode 2 without the minigame is short as fuckPicking other options don't really add new dialogues, so what were they expecting?
>>724262441Wonder what is Pman and Waterboys special abilities are
>>724262704It doens't help that half of episode 2 was the demo
>>724262580Looks like we battle a fire villain at some point. Water helps with fire. Water may even help against Toxic.
>>724262741I am glad we got the current design that we did, it is superior to all the other alternative designs.
>>724262557It's going to be your classic enemies to lovers story. The fact she gets so fucking pissed because you tell her off is because she actually really wants to impress mecha man.
Invisislut has probably sucked and fucked every supervillain in los angeles. BB probably had one boyfriend in high school and started dating Phenomautist. BBchads keep winning ever since the lie that she wasn't a romance option was debunked
>>724262292
>>724262703That sounds like your problem.I'm all in Invisibitch.
>>724262768What the fuck is Mr. Do Nothing's problem?
>>724262593I can have sex with the autistic daddy.Okay, fine. I'll get the game.
>>724262768Is it possible that's flambae after being mind-controlled and augmented by Shroud?
>Superpower is his body never stops secreting waterHis life sounds like hell
>>724262841Do you mean Sunglasses at night guy?
>>724262768oh this is not just a flashback of mecha dick vs flambae?
>>724262768Isn't that just a reference or flashback to Flambae
>>724262823We must be better superheroes. Help our friend Phenomaman get with his gf once again even if it means we are cucking ourselves.
>>724262687He's confused but he's got the spirit, I guess?
>>724256901Everyone wants to fuck Mechaman until proven otherwise.EVERYONE. Even Black Einstein
>>724262919Have you seen his backstory comic? His life fucking sucks
>>724262292>be me>try superhero game>fall in love with the hot supergirl clone>get cuckednever again, im sticking to invincible
>>724262768Pretty sure that is just going to be a flashback of Robert fighting Flambae.>>724262804>BBchads keep winning ever since the lie that she wasn't a romance option was debunkedHonestly if you have been paying attention to the leaks BB is just as much as a viable option as Invisigal, especially with the reveal that BB is just as much as a normalfag as Robert and her amulet gives her all her powers and I really don't get why Invisifags are already hyper defensive.
>>724262804Invisibitch shitskins are so desperate with all the falseflags. BBbros will win
>>724262919I think we should have the option to just put him out of his misery, or just kill him for fun. I'm guessing we're gonna be defending him against Flambae at some point. Meek water boy vs Gay fire man seem to write itself.
Does it have sex scenes or not?
>>724262804One more win for BBCHADS >>724262953
>>724260064Parkerfags need the rope
>>724262919Good to see Moist turned over a new leaf after Dr. Horrible an hero'd on a livestream.
>>724263028we don't know
>>724262953>>724262292>alien genitalswhat does this mean
>>724262982>Invincible>Not constant cuckshit and other degeneracyYou retarded casual
>>724262969No, where can you see the backstory comics anyways?
>>724256901So was she subtly threatening him here?
>>724263043Fuck off, Paul. Nobody likes you and you're gay.
>>724263071Means he has a pussy
>BB has a boyfriend that she's never had sex with>refuses to start a new relationship until she's broken up with himI guess she's the purityfag choice.That means IG is the slutfag choice.
>>724263092There's a thread over on /co/ with two of them posted
>>724263071Obvious not normal stuff like maybe tentacles or he has a cloaca or even weirder stuff like multiple dicks
>>724263073>>Invincible>>Not constant cuckshit and other degeneracythey will remove the time travel arc, amazon said it, it was too retarded, so yeah, mark doesnt get cucked
Man when I saw tell tale purpose the netflix style roll out. Making it episodic but not really I thought wow this is stupid. But it really is working I thought 1 & 2 had no real points worth discussing but here we are.
>>724263132A pussy you say?
Is there a comic to the game?
>>724263071He has a lobster for a dick, with pincers to grip and hold the female
>>724262580Based on the achievements it looks like Robert gets some kind of protegee since the very last achievements are related to if Robert failed or succeeded as a mentor. Maybe Waterboy is meant to be that protegee since he's a complete trainwreck.
>>724257846How does one get a quarter of the confidence of punch up?
>>724262292>>724262593You see pic related and expect her not to be a whore but a wife material? Be real, anon.
>BB is a pure virgin>Invisibitch will tell you about all the other men she fucked (3 digits) before your kissTomboy shitskins lose again
>>724263235Yeah it's called invincible.
>>724263235In-game yes. (No idea if there's a physical release) First issue is a two-parter, first about waterboy and second about sonar and karlach going to a stripclub.
>>724263257>Waterboy is going to be the next MechaMan since Robert Robertson never had a heiroh GOD this fucking SUCKS
>>724262982>im sticking to invincibleUuh... good for you anon.
Thoughts on BB’s true self?
>>724263352Looks better as a blonde.
>>724263231Let’s see that mouth
>>724263350I wouldn't go that far. I think it's more he will just help the poor dude find some confidence.
i have an off brand superhero fatigue
>>724263351Is the guy wrong?
>>724263424>Last time on Dispatch>SUCK IT
>look inside>its just superhero melodrama with quips in between #7448837473STOP. POSTING. ABOUT. CAPESHIT. IM TIRED OF SEEING IT
>>724259179Timegated game for streamer bait.This is your chance to make it big on Youtube by picking the contrarian choices.
>>724263352Still beautiful. Though if we're being honest it's almost impossible to beat the super girl look.I think the contrast has its appeal though. She's more down to earth this way.
>>724259502There's no ending where you are alone.You have your dog.
>>724263445>>724263517Kill yourself
>>724256804>>724255689Why is my ideal woman black, short haired and with tattoos/piercings? Like from where did this brainworm get into my mind when I myself am prudish, nerdy and constrained. I live in a homogeneous white country so I've never seen a black girl irlIt doesn't make sense, am I a victim of propaganda? Am I a victim of MKULTRA? Who did this to me? I feel targeted, my preferences are extremely abnormal given my current lifestyle and locationThis is 1000% a psyop by someone
>>724263351not wrong?
>>724256467>>724257486Why the FUCK is Sonar not a romance option?
>>724263608STOP HAVING SHIT TASTE.
>>724263517>STOP. POSTING. ABOUT. CAPESHIT. IM TIRED OF SEEING ITI'm not. I've ignored all capeshit since endgame. After all these years, it's starting to seem appealing again.
>>724263610She isn't black retard and it's because you watch mutt media and have never seen how fucking disgusting shitskins are in real life
>>724261936She's voiced by Thot Squad, who sings the credits theme for Ep. 2https://youtu.be/JWViInkIAuk
>>724263657The devs don't do gay romances, Sonar would need to be a female to be romanceable.
>>724263352Robert is going to be thrown around a lot in this game.
When you think about it, do we really need to get mad at her?Think about it like this, All women in the real world are like BB, cheating, monkey branching whores, so why not get the hottest of them if they are all the same at the very least?
He could have raped you here and you would’ve been powerless to stop it
>>724263351Comic Eve is a disgrace of a woman, Anissa is unironically better>>724263180Source? Please god be true
>>724263698She's blackThis is blackShe's black as any black guy I've seen (2)
>>724259331Now I remember that Telltale Batman also had fucked up ear
>>724263806InvisiBESTGIRL is not a whore fuck you.>>724263839>Source? Please god be trueThe whole fanbase hates that arc.
>>724263839>Invincible doesn't kill his rapistLegitimately, why is he so pathetic in the comics?
>>724263809When he isn't Hulking out he's literally just a furry guy, Mecha Man could have taken him back when he was pretending to be Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid Tactical Espionage Action
>>724263809Why would I want it to stop? Imagine him going manbat form while inside of you.
>>724263854You are retarded. She is Latino at worst and a White med at best.
>>724263893Whole fan base hated Cecil being retarded with conquest yet look what happened, granted they put heavier metal on him and I bet the demon stuff show exclusive content is how conquest gets out
>>724262704I'm hoping that there will be more playable dispatch segments in the upcoming episodes.
>>724261157Nose rings are worn by trashy girls who think it makes them be "different" or whateverCow print underwear is an erotic clothing tropeThese having nothing to do with each other besides a vague connection between cows and trash nose rings
>>724263956Latinxes and meds aren't white so we've come to an agreement at last
>>724263839>>724263929>Legitimately, why is he so pathetic in the comics?That is one thing I didnt understand, invincible is as strong as conquest at that point, so how did he get beaten by anissa?
>>724262502>The entire world watched Mechaman beat up a reporter for "three or four minutes">Everyone will remember thatHow viral did that go in universe?
>>724263929He's pathetic and retarded in both, and yet you're meant to think him becoming benevolent space dictator is a positive ending to the series
>>724263893Bet they’re gonna replace that arc with something worse though. Mark isn't allowed to have a functioning relationship.
so this is a western made VN about romance? and you fucking subhuman retards DIDNT think it would be about getting cucked?holy fucking shit you idiots are so profoundly stupid
>>724262919ADVENTURE AWAITSHUZZAH
>>724262841It's DR. Do nothing
>>724263893>InvisiBESTGIRL is not a whore fuck you.Let's not delude ourselves that the 27 year old alt girl with ADHD and probably BPD that constantly makes sex jokes wasn't fucking like crazy before Mr. Robert came along.
>>724264175There is no cucking retard
>>724264129It gave him a lot more street cred
>>724263352is she still buff or
>>724260571That's retarded, I'm going to kill way more than two guys.
>>724264207>Let's not delude ourselves that the 27 year old alt girl with ADHD and probably BPD that constantly makes sex jokes wasn't fucking like crazy before Mr. Robert came along.She wasnt.
>>724262919i have hyperhydrosis too
>>724258997they're drinking wine out of red plastic cups of course its cheap
>>724264217but you literally bought the game to pretend to date a cartoon woman and she's already takenI can't imagine a sadder existence in this world
>>724264126>spoilerhe is as strong as the plot demands it so at that point Cuckman wanted to generate some retarded drama and he was powerless against her.
>>724262502>chud journalistkek
>>724264251You should use it to fight crime
>>724263048Fuck they even look similar.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx5xpwY0bNgEven has a superman ntr analog.
>>724264115They are both White partially or in full with less than 5% negroid admixture. Fuck off mongoloid
>>724264051The Earth heroes constantly have to job for no reason in the Invincible comics.The only thing that would have made sense for Cecil to do is bring in a mindreader to scan Conquests brain while he was in a coma (then Reanimen him), but no one is allowed to be intelligent because the writing is ass.
Invisigal once again, best girl over blondewhore.
>>724263893One of the leaks had Invisigirl talking about how much sex she liked to have with her previous partners. So while it's certainly possible that she was in long term committed relationships with each of them that simply didn't work out due to circumstances beyond her control, I find it very unlikely.
I don't understand how nose rings don't get covered in boogers and get tangled up in nose hair shit is so unsanitary
>>724264321Seethe.
>>724264352>White>Partially>Partially whiteLolLmaoEurope ends at Pyrenees, they're closer to Muslims at Morocco than whites in France. There's a whole mountain between white civilization and spain
>>724255508A White couple in the big 25? Yikes.
>>724263893Her body count is literally in the double digits, Anon.
>autistic whitey desperately in denial cuz he lusting after them "colored" girlsJust admit you like brown girls. It's okay bro.
>>724263235There's a tie-in.>>>/co/150960854
>>724264406she looks like a total puta
>>724264406BASED
>>724264412>that simply didn't work out due to circumstances beyond her controlHer boy toys kept being killed by super villain's.
>>724264456I didn't buy this faggot shit but knowing you did and are sad about the fictional woman is very funny
>>724264471Spanish culture seems pretty great. So Spanish genes are therefor desirable. Whatever mixing went on clearly didn't ruin them.
>>724264175>VN about romance?I thought it was about super heros and dispatching them
>724264549>she looks like a total putaBB WHORE? CORRECT~!
>>724264406She talks about having casual sex and fingering dudes assholes
>>724264126Invincible is Stronger than Anissa by that point but he holds back because he doesn't want to kill for no reason before he had to put down Conquest a second time. Also, he probably understood Anissa didn't intend to literally hurt him so he probably lost his nerve >tldr Skill Issue + he's too nice still
>>724264412Post it to silence invisifags >>724264406
>>724264593Spanish culture is consist of skulking from work and responsibilities
Can they just drop the whole game already? The leak tanked the momentum entirely
>>724262291>>724262298>>724262236>She's literally just an unstable womancelMy god
>>724259751Now make some with Sonar and make him eat twinks.
>>724263109Paul was too good for this world
>>724264514and no alphabets in sight, gaming is healing ?
>>724264728go through the archives and keyword search it yourselfit should only take a few minutes
>>724255741WTF is that detail this game is actually soulful?
>>724261297Seems very consistent to me>A woman you like is intimate with another man
>>724264406I clocked invisigal as best girl from the demo.Now everyone will swap over because BB was with some other dude, but I know real from real and I know the majority here are fake bitches like BB.
>>724264742Yet here we all are, talking about it.
>Blazing Blonde whore fags now posting illegal content cause they are mad about their girl being a whoreKEKAROOOO
>>724264687Nah, he wanted some viltrum hag puss but needed an excuse not to cheat.If he cared about being loyal he'd have slapped her silly.
>>724259575Unironically this is why capeshit outside of movies died and children flocked to shonen shit where characters have powers with consideration for the world instead of having it just be modern day with powers.
why is puta such a hot word wtf
>>724262329Why not both
>>724264940There's some person spamming it in basically every thread. It seems like a case of genuine autism.
Who here actually owns and plays the fucking game?
>>724256804why does she smoke if she has asthma? doesnt coughing fuck with her whole being invisible thing?
>>724264940It's got nothing to do with any drama going on in this thread. He just does that for any games that are currently popular and getting bump limit threads.
>>724265141
>>724265141>Who here actually owns and plays the fucking game?me
>>724264793I wonder why people like the bat so much. Is this just Malevola posting?
>>724265089I legitimately don’t even get how this has been going on for months on any game that has the slightest bit of popularity.Why haven’t the jannies reported him to the feds? What kind of an empty husk to you have to be to spam this shit guilt free?
>>724265202How long is it? I don't wanna get cucked by 1h ep
heyif the leaks are trueand blonde blazer is actually a virgin and breaks up with the phenomenaman, I think that would be great
>>724261315The Walking Dead Season 1
>>724265437>How long is it? I don't wanna get cucked by 1h ep1h episode each (for now atleast), so there are only 2 ep out right now, 120 minutes, for around 15$usds for what I paid, its basically a movie ticket, and we are still missing more episodes, so I think its worth it
>>724265374You can't understand the mentally unwell by using logic.
>>724265447We don't know if she's a virgin. Just that she never had sex with autism man.It seems like they may attempt a subversion of expectations by making the gigastacy a virgin though.
>>724265735>gigastacyinvisigal?>We don't know if she's a virgin. Just that she never had sex with autism man.I will take what I can get
>We are almost at 500 postsWe need a new thread STAT
>>724265447let's be real it's a western game, none of them are virgins
She's Laotian
>>724265990I'll fill her ocean
>>724263180Wait they're really going to remove it? That entire arc was literally just an excuse so Eve could get railed by some blue alien chad while ruining her relationship with Mark.
>>724255508WHICH GIRL HAS A COCKA?
>>724265965making and linking threads before the bump limit is a good way to get jannied
>>724263352She doesn't look as muscular as when she's in her superhero form, wonder why. Maybe she's a normie powered by her red crystal or something
Invisigal is literally a traitorous whore. What's wrong with you anons
>>724264940It's been happening all over vee. Just saw it in a ninja gaiden thread.
>>724266095That arc was only there so Thragg’s army could be of age to fight. That’s it
>>724266202>Invisigal is literally a traitorous whore. What's wrong with you anonsFUCK YOU, THATS BLONDEBITCH, INVISIGAL IS A PURE GIRL THAT GIVES YOU DONUTS
>>724265990proof?
>>724266250She has regular casual sex and does disgusting shit to guys in bed
>>724265447>a virginAnon...
Thoughts on Blonde Bimbo’s jugs?
New thread>>724250817
>>724266095Literally every arc has an excuse to ruin their relationship. They never have a stable relationship until the literal end of the series. I think the only time Eve acted like a good partner is when Mark's "friend" Bulletproof tried to fuck her and she reacted with disgust.
>>724266367>She has regular casual sex and does disgusting shit to guys in bedyoucant prove it
>>724266478Bulletproof is a based retard, I hope they keep his arc 1 to 1
>>724266520Just look at the leaks, she has fucked Toxic, Sonar and Waterboy.
>>724266434who's the shotafucker?
>>724266520I literally can. Datamined dialogue outright states this. Hell she was fucking one of the bad guys you fight at the start.
>>724266383>8WHY IS SHE SUCH A WHOREEEEEEEEEE
I still miss the girl who looked like invisigal, was a massive slut and gave me pitysex for being a virgin
>>724255508>/v/ marketer capeshit cuck shills advertise this western game as a return to form for western straight white romance games >Actually it's got a used goods hag that has already been around the block and more and has ridden the cock carousel and is a giant whore and not a virgin Westcucks keep losing
>>724266656Her past doesn’t matter. We must be better mecha men
>>724266624>>724266656Why lie? I get that blondewhore is a slut but, why lie about invisigal?
>>724266383Hope we get to see them, and others, in full. For cartoon boobs they look nice.
>>724266768Anon, best start practisinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpGx4foRdPw
>>724266768I need to muddy the waters so no one can tell which leaks are genuine or falsehood. That way if someone accidently stumbles upon a spoiler they can write it off as someone lying to them.
>>724266656>no proofBBfags it ain't going to work.
>>724266887Is gaslighting kino?
>>724266887the original leaker lying about BB not being an option did so much to help in this regard
New Slopspatch just dropped>>724267139
>>724267175Nigger this thread is still on page 1, when will you 'tards learn to wait
>>724255508I don't care about faux """Anime""" Capeshit starring ecelebs.Go back to 9gag.
>>724266887>I need to muddy the waters so no one can tell which leaks are genuine or falsehood. That way if someone accidently stumbles upon a spoiler they can write it off as someone lying to them.This is good actually, for everyone, thank you anon
>>724256680>mentally unstable womanjust say women
>>724267261Why should I?
>>724267407>Why should I?based
>>724267407Because all discussion is naturally still happening ITT you autist
>>724267720What are you gonna do to stop me, Dr. Don’t Do Shit?
>>724267879I'll steal your Oreos next time you go to sleep
>>724255508wait, is this a western videogame with an attractive straight white couple? what year is itdid i just go back to 2009?
>>724267935robo wants another oreo
>>724265990She's from the ocean?
>>724268075The most surprising thing about the whole project is that the only romance options are chicks. You'd think they would've totally made the MC bi and have him be able to get it on with guys (only for the stats to show like 5% of people making those choices because it turns out vidya are, in fact, played mainly by straight white males) but they didn't. Doesn't seem real.
>>7242653231. he cute2. has your back fairly early on if you're not a total gluegobbler3. he still cuteThe only reason I could really understand to not like the character is if it's just impossible to separate the character from the VA.
>>724257269Is that hot red amazon demon a date option?
>>724263839>I'm supposed to be mad at Anissa for raping the gayfaggots out of Mark??????
>>724255741I really like how you can tell he's reading from a teleprompter too, lmao
>>724257846>hot ass black celeb super villain who didnt really sound like a villain but whatever>hot ass black assassin super villain>hot ass tall demon girl villain>none are romance optionsNigga what are you doing
>>724268608this is an aryan game
INVISIGAWDS RUN THESE THREADS
Is the twist about Invisibitch is that she's actually a virgin porn addict? Would be a funny twist haha
Imagine the shitstorm if you had a bad breakup with either of these chicks. Damn, don't date superheroes.
>>724257846i want the demon chick....
>>724269297going for a playthrough without a relationship, or at least a super relationship, could be interesting
>>724269116Yes. She reveals that she routinely makes a habit of turning invisible, sneaking into the rooms of loser Anons and shlicking inches from them, knowing they're unaware. She also squirts in their meals sometimes. Didn't you read the script?
>>724255508Is this a porn VN with no porn?
>>724269603No i wasnt there for that part, i wish i was tho
>>724269805>No i wasnt there for that partYes you were, you just didn't know it at the time.
