How would you react if your kids did this to your PS5?
kill them
I wouldnt care.
I'd kick my wifes nigger son out the house
Don't they sell replacement covers exactly for this reason?
>>724255791Ah, you can just buy another back plate.
I'd be happy my PS5 actually looks like something, holy shit the PS5 is ugly. It wants to be a Nintendo Wii so bad.
>>724255791looks neatthe side panels can be replaced btw i have black ones
>>724255791Please inform me what race I am before I provide an appropriate response. If white, one of the following:>Praise the child, say they're very creative and give them a hug>Scold the child ver
The PS5 can’t get any uglier. In fact that’s a huge improvement
>owning a ps5couldn't be me
>>724255791Go out looking for a black bastard
>>724255791buy them a sketch pad and drawing tools
>>724255791I would be proud of them. They found a way to have fun with a PS5.
At least it now serves a purpose
>>724255791Who cares?It's just a console, you only use it to play gam... oh... wait
>>724255791>wow I have art from my child that will last 5ever or until the console dies on my game station 5I'm not a retard so I wouldnt much care. Shit looks better than a boring ass white box. At least it'll give me some reason to have a no games machine
>>724256019Hispanic, so you remove one of your sandals
>>724256019*Scold the child verbally and clean it off>Sit the child down and calmly tell them that while their art is nice that there are places where you don't draw and buy them a sketchbook instead>Fly into a screaming rage, smash the PS5 and scream at the childThe above are how white people would react to this in my experience.
>>724255791>triangle, circle, square and X are present Hug them, and feel a smug satisfaction that I raised them right.
>>724255791The kid is using more than anyone else is lol.
I wouldn’t be happy but if it works whatever, I’m not sitting on the couch staring at a console. And as others have said just buy new plates if you’re that upset. But having kids is fucking gay so luckily I’ll never have to actually find out lmao.
>>724255791If you get mad it means you bought the PS5 for the plastic rather than for playing games
>>724256156Abuela nooooo! I didnt mean it
>>724255791Hug them because they gave that ugly piece of shit some character.Imagine being a subhuman who puts that thing in xis living room or anywhere else as a display piece.
>>724255791>PS5 doesnt have any ga-
>>724255791>Console is clearly a child's interpretation of playing the system with their parentsRemove and replace the side panel and put this on display, it's the sort of thing that they'll laugh about in twenty years
>>724256181It's one or the other, no middle ground
>>724255791Can't you just replace the side panels on this console?
>>724255791I would tell them to post it here.
>>724255791It finally has a game.
>>724255791If you get upset that your children added some cute crayon art to your console and gave it some personality, then you shouldn't have kids in the first place.
>>724256442Wouldn't be happy if they drew on the walls, but this is fine
>>724255791Is that it? Still looks like it works fine. I used to do console repairs and kids can do some wild shit to consoles. I'd just have a talk about why it's bad to draw on other people's things, buy a new plate and move on.
>>724255791Why is there wei hun five spice powder next to a no games console?
>>724255791why the fuck would I worship and defend a fucking VIDEO GAME CONSOLE over the free expression and cave painting of my cave children? you fucking dinosaur. my sons and daughters grab your spears we feast tonight!
>>724255874fpbp
>>724255791Very thorough and painful beatings. To teach them that no child of mine will ever throw away their life in pursuit of an 'art' career.
>>724255791I'd adopt her
>>724255791i'd get mad that they didn't use loomis
>>724255791It depends on their reasoning for doing it. If they were trying to make their parent happy then they should be praised for it. It’s not like they broke it.
Feed her a stew that makes her go blind.
>>724255791Whats the issue?
>>724255791As long as they didn't damage it, it's okay.It's giving it personality, making it's design less bland.
>>724255791why would i own a console with no games?i do not enjoy humiliation rituals
as long as the console works I don't give a fuck what it looks likealso I'm autistic and I would love to clean that off with isopropyl alcohol because it would be satisfying
>>724255791sovl
>>724255791This person needs to have a serious talk with his wife's son.
>>724255989At least the Wii was small and kinda cute for a regular parallelepiped, PS5 design is dumb and ugly as hell
>>724255791I would listen. And that's what no one ever did.
>>724255791I mean if it still works I wouldn't be mad, is the same as people that put stickers in their consoles
I don't have a ps5 because I'm not a nigger
Cherish it as a memento from the small period in their lives where they were creative, imaginative & full of whimsy and wonder, looking back on it wistfully when they inevitably become annoying and brainrotted
>>724260772Stickers are easy to remove. Even the horrible fucking GameStop stickers are somewhat easy to remove when you know the tricks
>>724255791I'd hide the thread
>>724255791Check if the PS5 still works. If it works, I've no reason to mad, so I will just leave it like that.
>>724255791Honestly it's kino since the ps5 is pretty ugly. I'd still probably have to give them a stern talking to before they draw on something I actually care about.
>>724255791
Give him/her a kiss
>>724255791They didn't break it so I'd treasure it. Even well after the PS5's life I'd be holding on to that fucking console until I die
>>724255791the state of gaming industry when the kid prefers drawing over playing
>>724262257yeah, this.
>>724261762I don't think you can blend a PS5.
>>724255791>kids finally found a use for my PS5good for them
>>724255791>included the Playstation shapesCute.
>>724261762>>724262636"Will it blend?" That is the question.
>>724262636New fag.
I don't want kids they're loud and smell bad
>>724255791Clean it? You can take off the chassis and spray paint it.... Or get a decal
>>724255791It's improved.
>>724256156>SandalYeah fucking right my mom would bust out the belt, she has a special one that she ripped the metal buckel off of so she can get me with that sweet sweet leather
>>724255791>ctrl+f scout>no resultscome on anons...
>>724256292>Imagine being a subhuman who puts that thing in xis living room or anywhere else as a display piece.You just described third worlders
>>724255791What do people with a PS5 even buy? There's like no games.
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