What is your favourite vidya memory at christmas?
>>724258978Why are gamers such manchildren? Christ, how embarassing.
>>724258978my dad hung himself on christmas morning '08
based cat rekting the snoytranny
>>724259239based dad
My brother and I got Game Boys along with Pokémon Red and Blue. It even snowed that year.
>>724259239kek, maybe someone staged it and killed your father.
>Nintensnoy post #638839
>>724259239time flies when you're a faggot
>>724258978DON'T post that cat video again.
>>724258978Based Toxogod.
Why nintenjeets are like this?
>>724258978Based cot I hate snoys too
>>724258978I prefer the clip where some girl receives a playstation and her dog gifts her the entire games catalog.
>hurdur manchild deserved itmeanwhile the truth is cats are evil and dogs would never do this because they are men's best friend, note there is a dog in the video
>>724262494Wrong, they just recognize weakness
>>724259239My dad bought me a wii and yelled at my mom in a Toys R Us
>>724262494>they are men's best friendand a woman's (white) best sexual partner
i never got a vidya present
My first Christmas in the USA my parents got me some remote control robots. They didn't work, and my mom yelled at me for opening the boxes they came in wrong.
>>724262629>hurting your family when they show weakness is basedmeds
>>724258978Why did she do it?
>>724262891Dogs eat their owner's faces as soon as they believe they are dead lol
>>724259239that sounds like it might have been personal
>>724262494the truth is that all animals are reflections of their ownersif you look and act like a nigger, so will your cat and dogthat's the TRUTH you stupid nigger
>>724259239that sucks, why didn't he wait until boxing day?
>>724258978Based cat killing soys
>>724259239kek
>>724258978based cat
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>>724262494Dogs routinely maul people because they’re violent retards. Cats play rough sometimes if you get them riled up, because they know they can’t hurt you too bad.
>>724263017Most likely the noise he was making
>>724258978That cat is probably dead now :(
My parents set up the N64 they got me and my sister in the den before we woke up, and my dad made a Santa save file in Shadows of the Empire.
OH N-
>>724258978Id always fet yo open one present early, normally gay ass PJs. This time it was the first pokemon. Up all night till I got to mount Moon with my Bulbasaur. Absolute heaven.
>>724259231Ill never get the chud hate for happiness.>>724259239Surprisingly Popular date and with the great recession a Popular time.
>>724262494cats are kind of assholesdogs are overall much better than cats but they require much more work and tend to do nastier shit (roll in garbage, eat everything in sight and then puke, etc)cats are a decent compromise being having an actual, real, alive animal (hamsters and shit are not alive, fight me) and having to put too much work into said animali have a cat and he used to be kind of an asshole but he's gotten better
>>724266452Occasionally you will get a cat that is genuinely sweet and affectionate and goofy and they're like diamonds in the roughMaybe it's a breed thing, maybe it's how they're raised IDK
>tranimals>transmas
>>724262494I saw an angel maul a toddler's face off
I didn't understand this webm until my brother moved into my house and brought a cat he found abandoned on the street.The thing is, cats are extremely autistic and sensitive. The guy there was making sudden movements and possibly also a lot of noise, which made the cat so deeply irritated that he attacked the guy to try to stop the source of the intolerable irritation.
>>724259239KWABOTY '08
Probably when we were celebrating Christmas at my grandparents house and I got a GBA from my mom along with Super Mario Advance. I remember laying in bed in that comfy guestroom playing that shit during the cold winter nights before falling asleep, so comfy. Thanks, mom <3Never knew where my GBA went though, probably just forgot about it over the years and it was left in a box some place or thrown out. Shame
>>724262494Cat website, dogredditor. Don't like it? Go back
>>724266590I've met at least a hundred cats and I've never met a nasty cat. Some cats are very skittish and keep to themselves, but I haven't met a nasty or mean cat. I think the average person unironically doesn't know how to interact with cats. I've seen normies be surprised that cats don't like it and run away when you yank on their tail and do other stupid caveman shit to them. If someone talks about cats being boring/mean I just assume they act like a retarded caveman to their cats.
>>724259239"Heh, merry christmas you ungrateful little shit."
>>724258978>paying with cat >he bites too hard but realizes his mistake >stops biting hard and just keeps playing as normal If you don't discipline them, they will see you as the weak faggot you are.If my cat digs his nails too hard he knows he is gonna get slapped, so he doesn't do it. Simple as.
>>724267589>enslaving an animal>continue abusing itI don't know how all petfags can live with themselves.
>>724268529They enslaved themselves, it's not my problem.
>>724258978You have to feel bad for the parents. This is still their little boy and seeing him excited brings them so much joy. He was probably not like this in childhood which is why it is being "corrected" now. They are essentially making up for a childhood that didn't exist.
>>724267317lol they are so silly
I have three fond memories.>Memory 1>Be huge into Pokemon as a kid>Pokemon Stadium was out>But no N64>Christmas roles around>Hope Santa brings a N64>Open gifts. No N64>Taught to be grateful for what I get so I try to be>But obvious kid disappointment>"What's wrong, Anon? Didn't you get everything you wanted?">Yeah...I guess...>Mom and Dad look at each other either shit eating grins>"Well, good! We guess that means you don't wanna look behind the recliner?">wat.jpg>Go to recliner that's in the corner of the room>Look behind>There's a big box all wrapped up>Pull it out and open it>Shitbricks.png>It was a Toys R Us "bundle" with a N64, Pokemon Stadium, and Hey You, Pikachu>Memory 2>Finish visiting family on Christmas Day>Generally got lots of cool stuff>Was hoping for Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando>Didn't get it but not a big deal>Notice parents are whispering something on the drive back home>Get back. Sister and I go to our rooms to play with our new stuff>10 minutes>"Anon! Anonia! Santa left something else!">Old enough now to know what's up but what's this about "something else"?>Play it off for younger sister>We go to the living room>2 new gifts wrapped under the tree>One in the shape of a DVD box>Whatsthis.json>Open it and it's Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando>Forgot what my sister got>Ask parents about it when she goes to bed>"We forgot to wrap them and remember on the drive back">Told them that it was kinda neat having a final surprise>Until my sister outgrew Santa, it became a tradition that there would be 1 last present at the end of the day>Memory 3>Extended family always exchanges gifts on Christmas Eve>Bit of a family tradition so Christmas Day is all about "Santa">Uncle gifts me a copy or Primal on PS2>"Saw it in the store and it seemed cool">Never heard of it before so don't know what to think of it>Thank him>Go home>Pop it in the PS2 before bed>Teenage me does think it's pretty cool
>>724267321What I've noticed is that a good portion of people, I'd say at least 80%, are incapable of really paying attention to the animal's behavior and trying to understand what it's thinking and feeling. My brother picks up the fucking cat and walks around with it as if it were a baby, and doesn't realize that the cat is uncomfortable with that.He really thinks he's being affectionate and attentive when the cat is hating the whole experience.The difference with dogs is that they are extremely tolerant, but if dogs were a little more demanding in terms of human behavior, you would see these same people saying they hate dogs too.
>>724262324Let's remember that. Dogos need some love too.
>>724268529>slavery le bad>disciplining is also abuse somehow
Probably getting a used SNES. Had no clue it was coming.
>>724259239It's been nearly 20 years and you're still talking about it, sounds like he succeeded in making your Christmas unforgettable.
>>724259239*hanged
>>724269593This is sad because her face is probably going to look very weird someday if she doesn't age well.
>>724262324>gifts her the entire games catalog
>>724267317>that winkHe knows.
>>724258978
>>724258978>2007 playing worlo wawa>Dwarf in Dun Moroghhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2SZuqyjKtA
Playing Snowboard Kids with my cousins, aunts, uncles, parents and grandparents
>>724262494the manchild deserved it for owning a catsame reason I have no empathy for people who get nibble by their pibblethese people know what they sign up for
>>724258978When I got a DS and WarioWare Touched as a babby. To think I still like Ashley to this day… I wonder if it’s autism.
>>724262494Man's best friends are horses and history proves this
>>724259239You picked that as your favorite moment?
my mom bought me a gameboy color for christmas
>>724258978I remember when I was a kid and we got our NES. I pulled the wrapping paper off of the package and I immediately screamed and so.ypointed at it while staring dead eyed into my the video camera my parents rented, and then the dog bit me on the ass and called me a faggot.
>>724272949dude made everyone a favor by killing himself
>>724266452>had 6 cats and only one was a bit of a violent asshole and even the supposed violent cat from when I was 3 to 4 never scratched me even when I was a little shitSkill isssue.
>>724258978the toxoplasmosis infection was complete, he became full onions and was ripe for the killthis is the outcome of every cat owner, you're all merely rats attracted to cats piss and if you dont outlive the cat it will consume your corpse and shit all over you funkopops in the end
>>724274545I believe this dog because he is a borzoi and boirzois can't be wrong, they went a LONG way after all.
>>724270332Literally everyone is like that
>dad hated Christmas and wouldn't celebrate it>one year he actually lets me and mom put a tree up and get presents >it's just a small fake tree you have to put together and there aren't many presents >still excited though>Christmas day comes >dad immediately starts the day by screaming and shouting>mom rips the Christmas tree down and starts jamming it back in the box>dad gathers up the tree and the presents>throws them out the back door >kicks them all the way to the bottom of the garden>dumps them into a pile and sets fire to everything
>>724275169are you a jew
>>724275263No.
Cats are based as fuck
>>724275169Were you and your dad sexually mutilated at birth?
>>724275619No, I am not Ameircan.
>>724267317>Cat websitehasn't been true in almost 10 years. Election tourists universally hate cats. they see them as effeminate faggot animals hypnotizing red-blooded men into passive basedboys with their brain parasites.the old 4chan is long dead. No more caturdays. never again will longcat be long.
>>724275749>AmeircanRent-free. Also, American site.
>>724275781god I forgot about that filter lmao
>>724275169>ezgif.comgifmaker_23.jpgI can't spare any pity to somebody that lazy
>>724275927based gatekeeper
>>724275827why the fuck would you make an AI sloppa version, the original was perfect as is
>>724269474I enjoyed reading them
>>724275974>why the fuck would you make an AI sloppa version, the original was perfect as ispartially because i like to make images/webms in higher filesizes to annoy thirdworlders.
getting an n64
>>724259239i think Santa killed your dad bro
>>724258978My mother didn't like video games and never bought me any. Part of the reason I do computer stuff as a job now is because over 20 years ago, I heard the computer club computers had games on them that you could play at the end of the lesson.
I've been around cats for 25 years and never once been attacked by them, I bet he abuses it when nobody is home.
>>724276118>ITS A NINTENDO>SIXTY>FOOOUR>OH MY GAAAHHHHHHHH>THANK YOU SATAN
>>724276485this, cats don't just attack for no reason, there's history thereunless the cat is just mentally ill or something there's always that small chance lol
>>724267317what a little shit lol
>>724262891unironically yes. some kinds of weakness need to be beaten out of you. you'll never live up to your potential because your parents were overly-permissive doormats.
>>724272828
>>724276794There's always a reason, it's learned behavior. Most cats will run AWAY from you if you're making a lot of noise or moving around quickly. I would be my hairline on the fact that this guy probably squeezes the fuck out of it
Bros give me some advice. Wife wants a cat but I don't want itWhat do
>>724277124Shouldn't have married an it
>>724277124Get the cat, love the cat and make sure it has the best possible life or be forever branded as a nigger faggoting shitskin
>>724269593what a passive-aggressive little fucker damn, he'd be sleeping outside that night.
>>724277124Get a middle-aged (but closer to the younger side) female cat with no obvious health issues. Preferably one that has had kittens before as they will be chiller.
>>724259239Damn, condolences.My mother attempted suicide just last Christmas over my stepdad cheating and leaving her after 31 years of marriage. Now she's fine and he's getting sued for a separate incident for everything he's worth, sometimes karma is great.
>>724270332She reminds me of young Saoirse Ronan.
>>724275927Can I be your boyfriend anon?
>>724280246If you asked this a couple months ago maybe, but sorry, taken now~
>>724280672You two have fun then
>>724274545I would NEVER betray my owner. Begone mutt!
>>724259239On the tree?
>>724262891Yes, that's why parents used to beat kids when they were being pussies. Notice how everyone is a pussy now that stopped.
>>724258978I'm confused by this gif. They don't look like a tranny even though they're holding a Playstation. Can anyone make sense of this?
>>724260346On christmas, I opened Pokemon Red before I opened the gameboy, and I was upset because I thought they just bought me the game at first and no way to play it. Seems like it would have made more sense to wrap them together, but whatever.
>>724259239Was he a Lehman Brother's exec?
>>724258978Does anyone have the aftermath of this? IIRC the manchild got fucked up by the catGOD
reminder that redditors hate cats because their vicious drooling baby killer peaches starts tearing at their fence trying to escape when they see a catbecause peaches is just smiling wouldn't hurt a fly and just wants to meet everyone and give them a boop with his snoot the only logical conclusion is that the cat is purposefully antagonizing peaches by existing, so cats are bad
>>724272828They are little shits that aren't worth the effort. There is a reason for why horses got replaced
>>724282652I tried searching but google is beyond useless now.His ear got cut up
>>724282652yeah cat got neck snapped
>>724282782something that really fucking annoys me about pitniggers is that they always refer to their dog as a "pitbull" instead of just "dog".>I took my dog to the park!>I took my pitbull to the park!What's the fucking deal with this.
>>724283595tacit admission shitbulls aren't "dogs" and don't have the same societal role
>>724276913based snoylet getting fucked up playing vr
>>724269593This has to be fake, it's simply too perfect.
>>724263072only some of them, the majority chooses to lay down by its owner's side and die of starvation, dogs are simply too dumb/loyal/loving for their own good
>>724263072I've heard it's cats that do that actually. Probably just an animal thing in general.>>724266915>tranonymous
I can't remember the last christmas present I got. I was 9 when my brother had his first child and my parents splurged to buy an infant $3000 worth of toys and clothes for it when it would be useless in a year. Then my other siblings started to have children too and it snowballed to the point where my parents forgot my fucking birthday.
