Babe wake up, a coomer Slay the Spire-ripoff has hit the market
>coomer "game"
>>724260836post the name asshole
This is the most "see-nothing" webm of all time.
>>724261387>>724261468I'll make some webms later
>>724261387Cuck chair simulator 2025
>>724260836everyone is freaking out about this being a coomer game but it's not even that bad. it's not even 1% of the way towards being softcore porn
>>724261387it's called czn i forgot what it stands for
test
>>724262274What is this gacha tier nonsense card description?
>>724262556Would you prefer not understanding what any of those keywords mean
>>724262596I'd prefer cards to be understandable using 30 words or less.
>>724262596NTA but I would prefer meaningful skills that do more than NUMBERS but clearly all the effort when into the shitty live 2D ai slop art Throwing around a bunch of statuses or debuffs with stupid names isn't good game design and misses what made slay the spire good
>>724262679>>724262904Fine, here's a simpler card
Didn't this get outed as an NTR game with Owen as the hidden MC?https://en.namu.wiki/w/%EC%B9%B4%EC%98%A4%EC%8A%A4%20%EC%A0%9C%EB%A1%9C%20%EB%82%98%EC%9D%B4%ED%8A%B8%EB%A9%94%EC%96%B4/%EB%85%BC%EB%9E%80%20%EB%B0%8F%20%EC%82%AC%EA%B1%B4%20%EC%82%AC%EA%B3%A0/%EC%98%A4%EC%9B%AC%20%EA%B4%80%EB%A0%A8%20%EC%8A%A4%ED%86%A0%EB%A6%AC%EC%9D%98%20NTR%20%EB%85%BC%EB%9E%80
They needed to make the HD art look like the sprites. The next guy that attempts anime StS will heed my post and make millions.
>>724264215It's by design to make the monsters look bigger in scale
>>724261874I know now why you didn't want to link to it, OP. It's an actual gacha and you're probably a shill.
>>724265764Yeah it's a gacha, I should've probably put ass in the OP instead of what I actually like about the game
>>724265609This should have been the OP, you did well.
NOOOOO HELP ME I DON'T WANT TO D-
>>724265764figureswhy would I put up with gacha to play anime coomer StS when I could just play chrono ark, card-en-ciel, lost branch of legend, and probably a thousand other games that aren't gacha
Haven't there been actual H-game Slay the Spire clones for years now? Why should I play this?
>>724266526Do those games have mindbreak and gore? No? That's what I thought, bitch. Now sit the fuck down.
>go to website>200000 FREE PULLS NOW>can't close adthanks china. guess i don't have to play your shit now.
>AI art>but also ryona/guro kinoI feel conflicted
>consGacha, so prob lots of fomo and no real endgame.>prosStS-likeCute girlsNTRI'll give it a try.
>coomer>not an H game>gachawell that's disappointing
>>724260836Congratulations OP, you've made one of the worst starting posts to a thread that I've ever seen.
>>724266675>Do those games have mindbreak and gore?YesAnd they're not gacha trashAnd they have actual H-content
>>724261719>gachashitPlease don't. Every one of these low quality pieces of shit looks exactly the same, and you'd be doing the board at large a service not flooding it with more. There is no gachashit in existence that is not identifiable as such upon first glance, and I cannot overstate how overwhelmingly devoid of anything resembling good taste you are to be capable of tolerating something so visually repulsive.
>>724266675>Darkest Dungeon mechanicsWhat is this game...
>>724267281asian supremacy little cuck
>gacha>card collector>roguelike>op desperately trying to promote the game as if he has a financial stake in it
>>724260836>Gacha garbage
>>724267337Non-game and e-celeb threads can hit bump limit but I can't make a thread on a gacha game?
>>724267537>gacha>gameshit is pachinko tier yet somehow even worse
Why did they machines translate a fucking deckbuilding game????Are they stupid
>>724260836Rerolling is fucking tedious and aids in this, I lost interest with the shit mihomo rates and the unskippable 40min prologue
>>724267537You can certainly be told that the game you think is hot shit is, in fact, hot shit in a different meaning than you expected.
>>724267537how about you fuck off to /vmg/
>gacha garbage>guro slop>cuckshityeah I'm gonna fucking pass, thanks anyways faggot
