Did they woke it up?
Of course (((they))) did.
>>724262650more like they replaced all the mid 00s zaniness with your typical "what the fucking fuck are these things fucking things?" lines
No but I heard they cut a bunch of the game out to sell it back to you as DLC so I won't be participating in that.
>>724262650Yes of course, Leon and Ashley are a lot less sexually dimorphic than in the original, which is tranny coding. It's everywhere in gaming, it's the standard.
>>724262907that's fucking crazy like this can't be fucking happening right... he's standing behind me isn't he
>they woked it?
>>724262942The only thing they cut out of the main game was U3 and it was dog shit anyway, left hand becoming U3 was much better and the fight is better too.
>>724262942They made better use of it in the DLC anyway.
>>724262650no but i just woke up
>>724262650They replace the elephant girl with an ugly mouse boy so you could say that.
>>724262650Yes and they also spilled yellow paint all over the place, and Ashley tells you how to solve puzzles because the modern audience is that retarded.
>>724262650Ada VA was the worst aspect of it. She tried this nu-age take at horror selling were she doesn't even try to give off any emotion or fear to make Ada seem built different or "tough female". But she doesn't have the talent to pull it so it just comes off as out-of-place and lazy. If you have PC you can mod in the old VA.
>"I don't work and tell.">no overtime>no pantsuNo buy
>>724262650The remake was so much better than the original, the only way to get back at it is for /v/ to complain about frivilous things that the average player won't care about.
>>724262650When you’re asking if something is woke, then everything is already woke to you and you’re a miserable wretch
>>724266164nice projection, must really ease your low iq
>>724262650they "shitty combat" it up
>>724267348>right: looking cool, leon!>left: um did unc just say that?
>>724266018yeah, you can say the remake is a worse cinematic experience, but it's still a better game
>>724262650the original featured full shaft
>>724262907They saw how everyone soifaced over the RE1 remake turning a goofy ass game into le serious dark and gritty horror and simply followed suit.
>>724262650Yeah they de-sexed it a lot. Btw it isn’t about the sex, it’s about the reason for removing it (feminism).
>>724262650>"You don't need me"You don't need no man">"You handled yourself just fine back there""You're a stronk, independent womyn"They literally had Leon spout the meme at the end instead of the overtime thing.
>>724268442What if I told you it wasn’t meant to be goofy in the first place
>>724268621this redesign is a hate crimenot as bad as her voice though
>>724268442Noooo! That's different because. Well, because it just is, OK?!
>>724262650a little bit, but it was much more stomachable than most other modern remakes.
>>724268774that redesign is fine, those kinds of sweaters are sexy af on womenthat voice is horrendous though, agree on that
>>724268774>>724269740Yep, the voice acting was terrible. The model is great imo
>>724262907I hate how modern writers have to insert “fuck” into every sentence but then I remember that’s literally how all women talk now
>>724262650no not really, it was just directed by prudes who took themselves too seriously
>>724264071RE4’s “puzzles” aren’t even that hard. Literal Dragon Claw tier shit. The only “puzzle” that took me awhile was that sliding jigsaw thing in the room with the knights when you play as Ashley and that’s only because that “puzzle” is just fucking stupid. Can’t wait to see how much easier they are in the remake
>>724270685it's one of those things they think makes you strong and masculine for some reason. same goes for being a rude asshole.
>>724268774its awful "let's put her in a sock just to be safe"-tier
>>724268774the original ada costume was stupidly impractical for any kind of secret agent to bring to a mission, but that was kinda the whole aesthetic of RE4. the devs just made the characters wear random shit they thought was cool or hot. like leon choosing the following for his mission>a $1500 schott leather jacket>a surfers rashguard>a leather shoulder holster that doesnt even fit his gun>a haircut that actively impedes the ability to seeit doesn't really work the same way when they tried to tone it down and play it serious in the remake. like there's pieces of it missing
>>724266164The reason why they make games woke in the first place is to appeal to miserable wretches like you that get frightened by pixels and need faceless corporations to put flags in their twitter handle and tell you how much of a fucking pathetic spineless loser you are not
>>724269740>>724269881it would be great if didn't have the original to compare to. its a massacre coming from that. I'm just happy they kept the stiletto's.
>>724268774Love that they sneaked in those ridiculous stripper heels. They couldn’t just fully wokeify her, no, they HAD to leave something in that makes her look like a slut
>>724262650Yes>>724262942They absolutely did "woke it up". Ashley no longer wears a skirt, you can no longer see her panties, and she takes like 85% of the game before she even removes her overcoat because apparently even seeing her upper arms is haram.>inb4 that's a small detail that doesn't matterIf it doesn't matter, why did you change it?
>>724264696i hate it when birds shit on your face
>>724271624Why does ashley face look like that?
>>724262650>muh wooooooke
>>724271908What's the sauce here anon
>>724271908>>724274157Nvm just realized its ai
>>724268774I could watch the original Ada cutscenes just fine, but I have to skip all the nu-Ada cutscenes because her heels and VA not giving a shit makes my cock diamond hard.
Yes they did.
>>724262907>>724270685>>724270930What a bunch of babies
>>724262650Unironically yes.
They took some real weird decisions>take away Lazer room and U3 boss fight to put them in Separate Ways >Durability on the knifes>Ganados don't get stunned in one shot >Change Krauser character from a guy who doesn't trust Sandler to a full on believer >Make Sadler an actual cult leader instead of a conman >Yellow paint in the destructible barrels and boxes I like what they fleshed out Luis but I still prefer OG RE4
>>724262907Where the FUCK is everyone going? Goddamned motherfucking BINGO?! FUCK!
>>724274535>>take away Lazer room and U3 boss fight to put them in Separate WaysU3 was haphazardly throw in as a boss in the original, he's way more important in the SW DLC.>>Durability on the knifesYou can unlock the original knife in the postgame. >>Ganados don't get stunned in one shotThis is a good thing, leg and headshots trivilized the genado.>>Change Krauser character from a guy who doesn't trust Sandler to a full on believerI mean, the dude was a bug cult monster. >>Make Sadler an actual cult leader instead of a conmanYee. >>Yellow paint in the destructible barrels and boxesThe game is brown and grey and it's there to make it easier to spot boxes.
