Why did you become a superhero, /v/?
>>724267139She is such a whore.
>>724267139I told her it was the only thing I was good at.
>>724267139I like pussy.
Why are 4chan incels so obsessed with such a garbage dating sim visual novel with Alana Pearce and that Penguinzoo guy in it?Are you heteroids that lonely?
>>724267436The real red pill is that this is twilight for men, replace vampires with superheroes and Stacy protagonist for Slim depressed male
>>724267237>He doesn't know she's the virgin option
>>724267139To throatfuck Sonar while I tongue his foreskin at the same time.wait what was the question again
>>724267436Because this is shill thread Game will be forgotten in two weeks
I keep seeing these threads hitting bump limit, and no one is really shitting on it.Is it that good? Or some big shilling campaign?
>>724267763>>724267745
>>724267436The only one that I really dislike out of them is Alanah.
>>724267763the usual compulsive autists haven't found it yet
>>724267763>I keep seeing these threads hitting bump limit, and no one is really shitting on it.>Is it that good? Or some big shilling campaign?Its mostly BBfaggots seething at best girl.
>>724267763We are still in the new growth phase, those parasites normally latch on when there is nothing new to discuss.
>>724267763>no one is really shitting on it.what do you mean? it's another telltale game where choices really don't matter except the ending and who you want to fuck.
>>724267436>only one poc cast memberBan this racist filth.
>>724267876Golly jeepers, invisigal, with Toxic as well?On top of the suit you helped destroy?!
>>724267719>Wanting the con-man cryptodude with multiple different drug addictionsTalk about bottom of the barrel
>>724268002>Golly jeepers, invisigal, with Toxic as well?>On top of the suit you helped destroy?!Fuck off retard, go slop on phenomenaman dick
How many IGfags have converted now that it's come out that BB is the pure one and IG is the slut?
>>724268081Will you apologize now that you know what that achievement is actually about?
>>724267994For all the talk about diversity it sure is very white both in-game and in real life.
>>724268002>>724268154Oh for sure, this blondeslut is pure, NOT!
I like Dispatch games, what other games are like this? I only played This is The Police before.
>>724268081That achievement refers to letting him join your team as a replacement for the villain you fire.He calls hugging people making love, because he's a space autist. He hugs Robbie the robotrider.
>>724267763It's pretty good. Threads keep hitting bump limit because the fans of the two decently attractive love interests have already begun slinging shit at each other.
I find it funny how popular these types of games tend to be on /v/, as long as Sony doesn't make them. A game like this that barely has gameplay beyond dialog choices is lauded over but a third person adventure game on Playstation is somehow a movie. Not saying this is a problem or trying to correct anyone, I just find it amusing.
>>724268306What do you like about this game specifically? I can give you some recommendations if you help narrow it down.
>>724268343>What do you like about this game specifically? I can give you some recommendations if you help narrow it down.The romance aspect of it, the choices of romance I supppose
>>724268343I like selecting a unit/car and send it to respond to an emergency in a map, where the gameplay is managing your units correctly in order for you to respond to the most amount of emergencies possible.
>>724268024the only bottom of the barrel thing about him is his VA(especially compared to certain other niggers)not like I'd be looking for a relationship with him anyhow
>>724268154Invisibitchfags simp for a girl with a cowring. They expected it
The word autism gets thrown around a lot, but this man is genuinely autistic
Fuck blondeblazer
>Invisigal is confirmed a non virginYour response, inviskeks?
>>724268329Yea because Sony games are repulsive slop
>>724268401>Divinity Dragon CommanderYou can ignore the RTS entirely and just auto resolve everything to get to the waifus and management aspects.>>724268551He's literally not autistic though. He's an alien. That's normal behavior for them.
>>724268551
>>724268465Think you'd unironically love Evil Genius, anon. That's 50% of the game.
>>724268590Don't mind if I do.
>>724268602Of course she is not a virgin, she already fucked Robert when he was in a coma.
What the fuck is that stupid anime face she has???? Just realized how fucking stupid it looks
>>724268401Moege VNs then
>>724268551He's an alien. I assume one that wasn't raised by humans.
>>724268684she is looking at phenomaman btw
>>724268720What are you talking about?
Make one.
>>724268680I already played the original game age ago. Also I don't care about base building, again I want more Dispatch games.
>>724268661
>>724268291>mfw I fell for the swimsuit marketing just to get cucked in episode 2
>>724268661It’s too real
>>724268828>Invisifags still coping with the cuckingDeboonked
>>724267139superheros are nortubel tier
>>724268551can you romance him instead of the blond woman?
>>724268828>>mfw I fell for the swimsuit marketing just to get cucked in episode 2look at her, did you not expect it?
>>724268923no
>Invisigal beats the shit out of an old man, a tech'd up nigger, destroys a donut shop, argues with the police, and then steals a donut for you>repeatedly mentions how much she finds bruises attractive>most likely a squirter who chain orgasms at the flip of a switchVery cute autist. Made for ENF.
>>724268984shit game. 0/10. its ok
invisigal > blondeslut
>>724200805>>724201027Invisigirl knows from experience that fucking friends complicates things.
>>724269086>She will never finger your butt while calling you a cuck
Virgin blazer >>>>≥>>>> invisislut
>>724269086this is fake, why dont you FUCK OFF, blondeblazerfag
>game gives binary choice>strong hint that one is right and the other is wrong>if you pick the hinted one it goes worse, if you pick the "wrong" one it works betterEvery time.The whole game is going to be like this, isn't it?
>>724269390>He punched with his right hand even though the thug told him he knew it was coming
>>724269390>not punching with your broken arm to assert dominance
>>724269390are you retarded?
>>724269472>>724269606Punching with your broken arm could make sense, although I assumed it was much more damaged than it apparently actually was. But throwing booze on the guy who's immune to fire? The game strongly pushes you to kiss the cheating manipulator slut? Violently attacking the tabloid journalist ends up working best even though it's the only one that would work out horribly badly realistically? The whole game feels like it was written more to have "gotcha" moments than any kind of logic Of course, it's easy to come up with post-rationalizations when you already know what the "correct" answer with the power of hindsight
>>724267876She farts in her sleep
>>724269787>But throwing booze on the guy who's immune to fire??? Why would you do that? I threw water at him.
invisibabies
Is Robert /ourguy/ and literally me?
>>724269787>But throwing booze on the guy who's immune to fire?He says his skin doesn't burn, so there's no harm in setting him on fire.
>>724269787Why exactly do you believe any of those literal MEME options are the correct answer? Please elaborate.
>>724269787Water or fire leads to the same outcome. He fucks off and suffers minor damage. The punch doesn't matter, you still get beaten. Blazer is based virgin but you're clearly a retarded invisibitch simp
>>724269883>>724269921If you throw booze on the guy who's on fire, you win the fight automatically as he gets scared by the fire in an extremely retarded and nonsensical scene
>>724269390>Thug: "if you punch with your right hand, I'll block it">Anon, to himself: huh, we'll, my left arm is in a sling, so I guess it makes sense to punch with my right.>Thug proceeds to block Robert's punch and knock him down>Suprised Anonchu face
>>724269894Robert is saying that line.
>>724269897He literally said he's a man with nothing to lose, so yes.Plus he's wrong because he has dog, so he really does have something to lose.
>>724267139It looks good, but im waiting untill at least two weeks for now.Invisigal seems fun, are the leaks actually real or..
>>724268329If sony didnt release the same game 5 times people might like them more.
>>724269979And why do you think that's the correct answer? If you throw water at him you literally permanently damage his smile.
>>724269894The full context there is that IG is telling Rob that she had a dream where they had sex. Rob asked if he had a condom on in the dream and explains that he doesn't want children.
>>724267139i hear the gameplay portion is pointlessWhere you send who is irrelevantWhether you succeed or fail is irrelevantYou can actually just skip it entirely in options lmaoI was hyped for a at least decent management game with routes +polishI blame women for this unironically, this can't be even classified as game just make an animationAlso unironically cancer to whoever made this new captcha
>>724270037Oh, so you're waiting for the game to stop being on sale, plus you're waiting for these threads to die out so you have no one to talk to about it.Very intelligent decision.
>Hey, Robert? Sonar says he walked in on you eating out Invisigal in the rec room>I hope you realize I’ll need to report this to HR?
>>724270123Telltale game, everything is pointless. Doesn't make it any less fun. Try being less jaded, your outlook on life is guaranteed to improve if you do that.
>>724270171>IGfags are now creating fake situations to get mad atPathetic.
>>724269230Why would I want to be called a cuck?
>>724269787You sound like you're trying to metagame a literal VN novel.Man, there are rarely any real "correct" choices short of those in respect to whether you want a certain endgame outcome. Also, seethe harder invisifag.
I hope the leak about having to fire Sonar or Coupe or whatever the fuck her name was is fake.I like both.
>>724270171kek! she would say this!while at the same time she fucks the whole departmentshe is such a slut! blondwhore!
>>724267139Chances that they fully redo episode 8 and the endings?This is telltale after all..
>>724267139So as a guy who doesn't care about capeshit but really enjoyed the wolf among us and tales from the borderlands. How does this compare in quality? Is it actually good?
Wait, does punching with your left arm actually work?
ntr game
>>724270171>Sonar is lyingIt is literally that easy.
>>724270428Well yes, but you're the one doing the cucking.
>>724270430>Will say corporate shit in bedKEKAROOOOOSHE IS CONFIRMED NON-VIRGIN AND FUCKING PHENOMENAMAN AHAHHAHAHINVISICHADS WIN AGAIN
>>724270430There is literally nothing wrong with saying corporate shit in bed
>>724270168I got college exams this week anon, cant afford to play it untill its over.If its only on sale rn i might buy it.
>>724270401Robert still gets beat up, but if you punch with your left hand you manage to knock out the leader
>>724270430Blazeranons....
>>724270503The biggest hoe is mecha man anyways.
>>724270430God could you imagine her telling you that she’s going to take you to HR after you slap her ass? Could you even imagine trying to list off code violations as she sucks you off?That’d be weird
>>724270393All the leaks show that this game has really good writing; humorous without being overbearing, no overused tropes, refreshingly human character interactions.I think it's certainly on track to be a TWD S1 level of success.
>>724270514it is in this hyper-capitalistic society we live in
>>724270470What reason would a Harvard graduate have to lie?
>>724270430>corporate shit in bedFUUUUUCK, I THOUGHT SHE WAS A VIRGIN
>>724269979His skin is immune to fire, but his hair isn't. Hell he literally repeats that his skin does not burn and then the next day in the office, you see him with burnt eye brows (Although its weird that his hair was still intact despite it being on fire during the scene of him freaking out.)
>>724270542Gotcha, I was trying to catch him by surprise. I figured that since he says its not smart to fight a guy who knows where every punch is coming from, that he wouldn't actually expect me to punch him with the arm he just said wouldn't work. Be audacious, you know?
>>724270601Profit of course, clearly he was paid to lie.
>>724268769>piss on her>let the moment piss
>>724270795Whats AA?
>>724270718>not-so-secret perv>red flag
>>724270828Alcoholic anonymous you big dumbo
>>724270828alcoholics anonymous, if you're going there it's generally expected that someone drives you
>>724270856>>724270890Ah. Im not much of a drinker. Would still fuck her tho.
>>724268268What race are bat-people?
qrd on why we hate invisigal and praise blazer in this thread?
>>724267763>new game>its good>why popularhuh
>>724268602Neither one is.
>>724270890Wait, why would you need a designated driver for alcoholics anonymous? You wouldn't be drunk if you are going there.
>>724267763I for one am being paid 23 USD per post
>>724270980Because if you're going to AA you most likely have your license suspended.
>>724271021Fair point, I didn't think about that part.
>>724270959Invisigal is a slut and Blazer is a pure woman in a relationship that didn't work out. Blazer is also hotter and isn't a BPD bitch that beats you up expecting you to like her back
>>724267763There was like an hour and a half of content, there's nothing to shit on yet.
>>724271084Women like bad boys, and men love crazy BPD chicks. It's like poetry; it rhymes.
>>724268329These games aren't pretending to be anything other than suped up VNs. Sony tries to pretend their movie games are actual games.
>>724269787>Violently attacking the tabloid journalist ends up working best even though it's the only one that would work out horribly badly realistically?This lowers your hidden reputation stat though, answering is the actually correct choice
>>724270715lol
>>724271121>will have you fuck a hologramSo basically real life VR? Sign me the fuck up.
>>724270959We are straight White men that prefer loyal virgins
>>724271121this girl is good during the dispatching segment but I hate her sense of style plus she's black
>>724271190I legit felt bad that his super power screwed him over like that. Like fuck, he's incredibly likable and wont event get to live past 40.
>>724271121>fuck a hologramPlease be a hologram of migu.
>>724271190I want to see him at his prime.
I'm assuming it's incredibly woke? Does it have a bunch of gays and trans people and stories about how sorry we should feel for black people because of whites being racist?
>>724271346So his power is just being strong? I didn't really get the bathroom scene.
>>724271356That’s him in the red suit
>>724271121>those bad points are supposed to be badWould marry her and kill everyone else hands down.
>>724271404it's so woke it actually becomes non-woke
>>724271406He’s not a superhero, he’s another dispatcher who just happens to be swole
>>724271404>I'm assuming it's incredibly woke? Does it have a bunch of gays and trans people and stories about how sorry we should feel for black people because of whites being racist?Not so far, nothing woke right now to be honest but the arab guy who is from florida but he is played out as funny
Sonar bros…it’s over
>>724271491>>724271519Ok that sounds promising, maybe I'll give it a try then.
>>724271442Damm his dad knew optimus prime?
>>724271506Damn, i hope he gets more screen time.
it's just the boomer lifting up the 1984 calendar meme but it's actually just rei vs asuka all over again
How the fuck do you get to the physical age of like 38 before you realize your powers are fucking with your body?
>>724271570>loves twinksHe's literally me.
>>724270718Now, I'm not saying she's a stalker. I'm just saying there's a good chance that a chick with invisibility powers and voyeuristic tendencies is watching you shower, in your house, after she follows you home.
>>724271614Try it yourself and find out.
>>724271614Maybe it was like a puberty thing, all that fast travelling hit you in your sleep and rapidly age you over night
>>724270601>What reason would a money laundering, embezzling fraud have to lie?Yeah, I wonder.
>>724271716>going through some thingsLiterally every other character in the game.
>>724271614I'm 28 and I already feel like I'm crumbling into dust
>>724271610Nothing fires up a fandom more than a shipping war. I'd say it was a smart move on the dev's part.
So wait, can you double time the girls?
Is this a VN?Where is the gameplay?
>>724271656>tell her you love jelly donuts>her first thoughts are squirting and cummingThere's NO way she hasn't done the sex offender shuffle for accidentally masturbating in front of children at a public park.
>>724271406He kinda looks like the big red guy on the cover from the back, so maybe he has hulk powers? The irony being they only make him slightly bigger.
i wonder why bb likes rob so much
>>724271851Or sneaking into the men's locker room and giving random guys the bad touch
>>724271848The gameplay is the dispatch part.
The humour seems very juvenile, bunch of obscene sex jokes and swearing?
>>724271950>Has a savior complexShe wants to fix him
INVISIBABE >>>>>>>> BLONDESLUT
>>724271950>sardonic guy with scars>part of a superhero family>daddy issuesGirls like that stuff man.
>>724271981Why not both, at the same time
>>724271848There are three components to the gameplay1. QTE VN choices(Kiss blonde blazer or not)/events (like needing to dodge bullets)2. Hacking segments, which are sometimes timed, that are just simple arrow navigation puzzles and memory challenges3. The main core system of the game, the dispatching of heroes, which is essentially a timed point and click management game where you send which heroes, who have skills and stat points, you think are best to solve certain incidents on a small map. Success in these incidents is RNG based on the stats and skills of the heroes you send (you can send 1-3 heroes on a mission depending on the mission).
>>724267436Honestly, of all the YouTuber “celebs”, Jacksepticeye is the one I have the least problems with. He was calling Mr Beast out on his bullshit long before it was cool to say so and after all these years has kept his nose clean from all drama. One of the only big old names that feels like he is just a normal decent guy.
Just date real women retards
>>724272023>Why not both, at the same timeBecause I dont like whores like Blonde Blazer, sorry anon.
>>724267763It's mostly niggas arguing about the girls
>>724271614There's gotta be some kinda time super hero out there that can reverse the effects
>>724272223real women can't give me invisible blowjobs
>>724272223But tall demon women dont exist....
>>724267763It’s a Telltale game in all but name, but the production budget is much higher than in the past. It’s the first one of these kind of games that actually does feel like a proper TV show, only I would say the animation actually is much better than most animated TV shows.Writing is a mixed bag, but at least the protagonist is good and well acted.
>>724272023A sticc like Robert could never.
Should we make a /vg/ thread?
>>724271954>invisible girl deepthroating and raping random men on the street in publicFuck, right in the fetish. My only gripe is that her clothes also disappears when she goes invisible.Imagine https://files.catbox.moe/kr50h7.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/i6c8ix.mp4
>>724272327I mean it depends on how powers are formed. If its randomly during birth, than good luck finding someone who lands on that lottery. If alien races are involved, than they would probably hide themselves from everyone. A de-aging power would be used and abused by everyone.
>>724272452There's nothing stopping you
>>724272452At this rate we might as well have one. This game is working as if it were a tv show. So discussion will last for a bit of time.
>>724272023 Both is the indecisive cowards pick, you should be picking Invisigal like any sensible person with a working penis would
>>724267139Why is this game so aggressively hetero? Critical Role what happened??
>>724270956I need her to be a romance option. She had more chemistry in one short conversation in the bar than Blazer had in two whole episodes.
>>724267763It's a telltale game. They have their diehard fans. This one gets more traction because it has waifus.
>>724272631>Why is this game so aggressively hetero?It's really not, which is weird why there are no gay options in the game (supposedly.)
>>724272510These are genuinely awful looking. You really jack off to this shit?
>>724272578I prefer invisigal, but both is the patrician choice.
SHORT KINGS TRIUMPH ONCE AGAIN
Why do IG shills keep slut shaming BB?We know from the leaks that IG is the slut and BB is pure. If they still love IG after learning that, then shouldn't they embrace the fact that IG is a slut and start calling BB a prude?None of this makes sense.
>>724272223If she can cosplay as invisibitch sure.
>>724272452I say not yet. The game isn’t even a week old, it’s fine to still keep talking about it on /v/.If threads are still going over a week after Episode 8, then start relocating to /vg/
>>724272807Yes.
>>724272631They're a brand-new company and they know that the primary demographic for capeshit and non-mobileslop vidya is straight males.They can pander to homos and fujos after they have a few successes under their belt.
wtf is wrong with foids?
>>724272821>short combative guy>dark skinned graceful girlSo diet storm x wolverine?
>>724272970They are not so different from us, i guess.
>>724272843>We know from the leaks that IG is the slut and BB is pureWhere is the proofs that BB is pure
>>724272843They're both sluts.
>>724272970>literally says she finds bruises and scars attractive>gets his favorite donut for him>snuck into the conference room to watch him change>surprised she isn't gay??????
>>724268661Cute. CUTE!
>>724272970It's not just women it's LGBT faggots. They're insufferable. It's why you shouldn't give them a single hand when it comes to "muh representation" because they always end up wanting the whole arm.
>>724272970They post on Twitter, for one
>>724272843Invisigirl doesnt have a current bf, BB does. And you're the one she's cheating on him with. IG might have had some experience but she's not cheating on anyone.
>>724272452We can see how it goes.>>>/vg/544215981
Invisigirl really came off as incredibly stupid and hypocritical during the argument with Robert.>The mission went great!>literally nothing went right, she let the perp get away, the client landed in the hospital, the store was almost destroyed>blamed it all on anyone but herself every time>starts talking about what a real super hero is despite being a villain who couldnt even be a villain right because her asthmatic ass got caught>at any point she literally could just go invisible and go back to being a villain with no issue, but is now a dog on a leash for big corpo>acts like Robert didn't have to actual work the mech suit like an extension of his body and was just sitting back pressing a button for the robot to do all the movement and work.
Boberto Bobertson
>>724273026Nothing stating she is completely pure, but it's completely unexpected for a Western company to go out of their way to state that Pman couldn't have sex with BB due to his alien genitals.
>>724273026Phenomaman never had sex with her for starters. That's better than invisislut who supposedly has dialogue where she talks about how she doesn't like being friends with people she wants to fuck and giving prostate massages
>>724273230Robert's Robertsons
>>724271950Mechaman probably saved her as a kid
Okay, how many leaks are there actually?
>>724271950They're both normalfags under it all, but Robert puts himself in legitimate danger while BB is protected by her amulet.
What's Robert age? Is there anything about it anywhere? Wiki has him as 26. One anon said 33. I'm guessing that late 20s to early 30s is the safest bet. He has been Mechaman for 15 years, so if he is 33 that'd be since he was 18, which makes sense I guess. The other would be since he was 11, which doesn't make much sense.
>>724273230>He's got lots of bruises. Which I'm into.Bet she keeps a belt around her doorknob at home too, slut.
>>724273183BB isn't cheating on anyone. She specifically pushes Robert away until she breaks up with Phenomoman which she planned to do so before even meeting Robert.Also, you're the one who has to initiate all the filtrations with her, something she consistently backs away from.
>>724273518>What's Robert age?33
>>724273468Just look at previous threads in the archive. Some anon just datamined a bunch of stuff + the clips the youtube dude was leaking.
>>724273227Yeah man, she's not good at being a superhero. That's why she's at the bottom of the league table.
>>724273242>Pman couldn't have sex with BB due to his alien genitalsW-what...? What the FUCK does his penis look like
>>724273513Robert is protected by his suit.
>>724273548She's the one who starts the kiss. And is disappointed if you dont. And still does itJust leads to people calling her that. I dont really wouldnt call either but still. These are all adults, and even robert seems like he's no virgin.
>>724273580Isnt everything in one go?
>>724273550Where is that from? Somewhere in the game I missed? Or from the leaks? Or comics?
>>724273624>and even robert seems like he's no virgin.What a fucking slut
>>724273621Yeah, but as we see in the intro he does stuff outside the suit as well. He wouldn't have gotten the number of scars he has if he did everything within the suit.
>>724273693>Where is that from?The comics locked behind the DLC, you can see the comics by selecting EXTRA in the menu when you boot up the game.
>>724273624>even robert seems like he's no virgin.I can't believe Robert fucked his dog...
>>724273696Daddy issues, scars and perpetually tired, that is a winning combination anon.
what are the chances of p-man ending with waterboy?
>>724273769YJK
Which MechaMan has the best mech? 1, 2 or 3?
>>724273546Uh... for what purpose?
>>724273624>She's the one who starts the kiss. And is disappointed if you dont. And still does itShe takes your mask off and looks at you then apologizes and explains the job offer.No kiss occurs unless you take the initiative.
>>724273595She doesnt have to be there, tho. She can literally go invisible and go off the grid. I wouldnt even fucking bother, i would just be living the life with a power like that, but she settles for this rehab that she always bitches about and can't even do that right. Unless they put a bomb in her head to keep her there, she can just go.
>>724273890To belt Robert with during sex
>>724273518mid twenties makes sense, didn't he say he was being babysat by his dad's teammate 15 years ago
>>724273890She's a big fan of David Carradine.
>>724272664Nigger cope.
>>724274006Girls aren't coomers like that
>Robert joins the workplace>HR reports goes up 474%Robert seems to be complain a whole lot for no reason. So what if Invisigal squirted on his donuts? It's just her autistic way of saying she likes him.
>>724270171She's more upset that you did it without her consent and/or presence.
>>724273548Don't bother with invisisimps. They're deranged.
>>724274049>literally can't stop talking about dicks, and cummingThere's no way she doesn't say>choke me harder daddyWhen getting throttleslammed by criminals.
>>724274051Yeah because this is completely normal behavior
>Invisibitch joins the team on the condition that no one asks questions about her>Claimed her age was 27 on her profileDo you think she is lying about her age?
>>724271570>THE WHOLE RABIES THINGBeautiful
>>724274051It's just BB filing reports every time he talks to a woman that isn't her.
>invisisimps now pretending she isn't a hagOh no no no
If BB told Robert to fuck her or he is fired and never getting his suit back would he do it?
>>724273546>we get it. You’re emo…Based Coupe putting invisislut in her place
>>724267139>character will remember thatWhy did this stupid shit ever catch on? Why would you want to know what decisions specifically will matter instead of it just flowing naturally and being surprised when something comes up later?
>>724274406He would file a HR report
>>724274331Given the desperation, most likely.
>>724274440Nah, he would sue for workplace sexual harassment and build his new mech from the lawsuit money.
>>724274489Telltales DNA carries over
>>724267876I'm just here to see her potential chocolate nips and nice midriff.
>>724273230we get ityou're emo
>>7242738603
>>724274527Would suing a SuperHero make him a SuperVillain?
>>724274051>So what if Invisigal squirted on his donutsThat's kinda hot ngl
>>724273860Bobby Robertson built his in a cave! With a bunch of scraps!
>>724274615>Thin blue line, super hero edition>not siding with your fellow hero's instantly gets you kicked out and made a villainThat's rough
>>724271582his dad was optimus prime
>>724274615I bet superheroes get sued all the time in that universe by civilians who become collateral damage in fights and whatnot.
Whats the spoilers with Shroud? He is Roberts dad the whole time? Shroud is one of his fathers team mates? Just a terrorist guy?
>>724273860Astral just for the cool name
>>724272970I must say I was suprised that there is no homo option for the Robert. And aside from demon woman there are yet to be shown obvious fags. What magic compelled them to exercise restraint?
>>724274749>Chapter 1>BB casually throws a guy 50 feet in the air>Casually wonders if he made it on the roof or notThere is no way superhero's have any fear of being sued based on how flippant she was being to potentially killing a guy because she didn't nail a throw
>>724274872She works for a company, so they get the lawsuits not her.
Is the thread just shills? The """game""" is fucking shit.
>>724274331The reason she doesn't want anyone asking questions is because it's highly implied she's a former member of Shroud's gang and is the one that planted the bomb on your suit.
>what fucked up the mecha suit was a bomb that mysteriously just happened to appear on its back somehowI sense a delicious drama with invisigal later
>>724273892Where she's dissapointed, come on.
>>724274872The corporation probably offers liability insurance as one of the benefits.
>>724273621Robert is literally a Solid Snake who has a suit on top of his actual combat and espionage skills.
>>724274996Liability insurance is probably the biggest selling point to joining the company, even more than the 401k matching and PTO
>>724274851>What magic compelled them to exercise restraint?Cause despite Critical Role and their showboating for diversity and representation they're too scared to have their male lead be bisexual. Where as Warhorse, a company who had a reputation for appealing to more right wing and traditional sensibilities. Made the bold move in having their leading man be bisexual in KCD2.
I love games that give you choices. Can't wait for moral dillemas such as >"Pry yourself from Invisigal's leg lock to pull out" vs. >"Coom inside Invisigal and impregnate her" This game is going to be a banger
>>724272970It's not even women it's Arcane fans. They're all insufferable retards, genuinely might be in the running for the absolute worst modern fanbase.
>>724272223Real women do not care about my existence and I do not have the means to change that within my lifetime.
>>724275130EKKO WON
Any good porn already?
What would /v/‘s ideal superpower be?
>>724272970I hate dykes so much. Troons raping them in their weakling sports is kino
So since the leaks show the Robert is Sterile and can't have kids, who do you think is going to be MechaMan 4? We already have Golem as an example that inanimate objects can be given "life". Do you think MechaMan 4 will literally just be a robot suit claiming to be MechaMan?
>>724275238The ability to teleport into any anon's house so I can fight them and strangle them to death
I like the concept art desu
>>724275238Time powers are OP in any universe they are in, so the power to control time for me.
>>724275078you are a retarded shill
>>724275238Time travel.And /v/ would use this to craft the most triggering, ragebaiting shitposts to have ever existed through trial and error.
>>724275238https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
>>724274851I think its partly that Robert isn't meant to be a blank slate character which would probably have a homosexual option. If you play this game, you play as Robert "Mecha Man" Robertson
>>724275369I think they managed to land on the right design.
>>724275369should go with right, looks like a tranny
>>724275425That didn't stop faggot warhorse doing the same to henry
>>724267139To fuck anthro animal people, of course.
I wanna play this game, but it will make me 100x times more depressed because there are no women like this in my life Oh and I can only hear fkn Jessie
>>724275435miss america is best
>>724275435Wish the arms were exposed at least
>>724275435Red one is best. You got the concepts for civvie version?
>>724275406I would go back 10 or 15 years and makes posts about the future of video games. Those anons are going to be so confused looking back at a decade old post talking about a game that came out that day.I would for one would post a single picture of Spamton in a undertale thread and never post it again. I would use time travel to figure out the exact thread to post it in so the post becomes relevant a decade from them.
>>724275234Get a grip
>>724275540>because there are no women like this in my lifeyou mean ugly, huge bitches that NTR and friendzone you?
>>724275579Nah, I just pulled it from the /co/ thread. I don't have the deluxe edition with the artwork and whatnot.
>>724275435>The red white and yellow one has jacked musclesKeep the current design but give her the jacked arms and she would be perfect
>>724275516I don't mind Henry having that option, I mind that Capon is his cock companion because he is a real person atleast
>>724275435>literally man titsand retards are praising this DEI slop
>>724275621Anon i NEED it.
>>724275623How do you not get it Anon...
>>724275745Commission an artist then if you want it so bad.
>>724273892She tenderly holds his face. She knew what she was doing. Using her charms to get him to join the company
>>724275435>oldschool girl with a heart of goldShe's a keeper.
>>724275794>Using her charms to get him to join the companyShe didn't even need to do that though. Realistically saying the company would fix up the suit would be enough to guarantee that he would say yes.
https://steamdb.info/app/2592160/charts/>12,707>all-time peak 4 days agonot even the massive shill campaign didn't help
>>724275890It's an episodic game, anon.
If I can't kill my team while dispatching the game is shit
>>724272223we dont do that here
>everything is a massive shill campaign
>>724243212funny how the nonshill thread has a completely different tone
>>724275794It's not a coincidence her name is Blonde Blazer.She's a corporate suit, through and through. She and SDN will fuck Rob over somehow.
>>724270590>that'd be weird-ly hot
There is no fkn way that if I ever were to get superpowers..I would use them to help the people who didnt give a shit about me before I got em.I would be more focused on making enough money to make the lives of me and my family comfortable asf.. maybe take over a small country and make a paradise.>Ummm what about the other heroes fuck em to, try to stop me
>>724276141If you aren't crying about dei and wokeness you are a shill.
>>724271614Same way Robert drove himself to damn near homelessness maintaining the suit. He's a hero at heart, and kept going despite knowing the price until he was literally unable to pay it anymore. Probably also how he ended up being a dispatcher for SDN, even though he isn't out there, he's still helping.
>>724276156>the schizo thread is schizophrenic
>>724276260>>724276248you are a retard
>>724272970>a bunch of autistic "women" in the comments demanding that she's lesbian because she looks vaguely like the lesbian character from the LoL showI had to look up the character they were all comparing her too and they don't even really look alike at all besides both of them having short hair. The LGBT have started to do this weird thing in recent years of stereotyping everything and trying to force every character into strict boxes, and if any character doesn't fit into those boxes they are homophobic/transphobic and thus evil.
>>724275787Asking around already.
>>724275238Am I the only person with superpowers, or are there others? I feel like being the only person with superpowers would get v& to a government black site or something.
>724276156>funny how the shitposting thread full of indians who don't play games has a completely different tone than the thread actually talking about the game
>>724272970I feel like this game is going to bring them nothing but seethe considering how heterosexual it is.
>>724275794Saving him from a beat down is already sufficient to charm him. Lad is fat broke anyway. She uses her feminine wiles because she likes him
>>724272970Roberto won
>>724275579they're releasing the artbook in parts like the game so we probably won't see her civ draft until the next release
Reminder that 92% of people bro-fisted some guy they didn't know, who took up the urinal next to them, while pissing.
>>724276359Oh neat, tell me how that goes
>>724276406>hetero gameholy shit bros is le wokness finally dead??also i hate twitter niggas
>>724268661SEX with Guitar Mom.
>black einsteinI spilled my fucking drink.
>>724267605>twilight for menThat existed before even Twilight existed
>>724268329People don't have a problem with story focused games. People have a problem with story focused games that do nothing to take advantage of the medium to tell the story.
>>724271570>You gonna smash those twinks?
>>724268329It was 17 dollars anon. Not 60.
>>724274792Shroud is exactly who they say he is. He was MM2's teammate, they worked on the Astral Pulse together, then had an argument over how they should use it so he killed MM2 and became a villain
>>724276683Trvke
>>724275369Second hoodie Invisibitch is the best
>>724276525>"Considering the origins of his scar got scoped out of the game,"Damn, I was wondering if there was going to be an answer for that.
Why is nobody talking about how fuckable and cute Waterboy is?I want to breed his sweaty whimpering ass.
>>724267237Hot! I love whores
>>724277001kill yourself
>>724277001kys
>>724277052Hey I'm just saying outloud what too many of us are scared to admit.
>>724277001Because it's primarily straight dudes thirsting for the tomboy.
>>724277001I hate him, I hated him since I first interacted with him in the lobby.
>>724270514>you need to improve those KPI's in bed, anon. You could barely satisfy each sprint objective
>>724268329It's an interactive movie like Telltale Games and I love interactive movies.
>>724277001No way dude it's fucking Ben all over again. He's going to fuck something up.Episode 2 ended with him vomiting water onto your keyboard by the way, expect glitches during the Dispatch minigame.
>>724277001I already exist anon. I'm not going to lust after myself.
>>724277157But he's so cute and awkward, it's endearing.
>>724267139Is this game actually good? Is it unbearably "woke" in some ways?Is there a mod to remove the tomboy's nose ring? This one's an actual dealbreaker.
quick time events yes or no
>character's name has bitch in it>people are shocked she's abrasiveHuh.
>>724276580Because Royd is a bro, he's also the one fixing up Robert's suit., I ain't gonna leave him hanging.
>>724277315Looks like she removes it in some later scenes
>>724275238Telekinesis or, yeah, time powers.
>>724271190>anything above second base will kill himHearty chuckle.
>>724277298wtf you sound cute
>>724277318>quick time events yes or nonah
>>724277439That's good, but I'd still rather she doesn't have it at all.
is this game basically fmv? theres no graphic settings at all
>>724275238regeneration on steroids is too good to pass up
>>724277481Me too but I'm a BB chad
>>724275238Super speed, provided it doesn't come with any of the gay drawbacks shitty writers like to throw in there to "subvert expectations".
Just played the first 2 episodes on YouTube, is there any reason to actually buy the game or should I just keep playing the free version on YouTube?
>>724277315Considering who worked on the game, it's surprisingly not woke at all. There is a pretty diverse cast, but their race and gender aren't really brought up at all, and the few times they are brought up they're used for jokes. Like Chase being called Black Einstein, or BB struggling to remember where your Indian coworker is from, only for him to say he was born in Florida. They even make a "diversity is our strength" joke. Also there are only straight romance options, with the only gay scene in the game being an autistic alien checking to see if you being a good kisser is the reason his girlfriend broke up with himAnd the tomboy removes her nose ring after you spend some time with her according to the leaks
>>724277334This is stuff you learn after the fact.I’m happy enough to be friendly with Royd from now on, but I’m not brofisting some stranger who doesn’t understand basic men’s bathroom etiquette. Even Royd accepts its a little weird to do if you refuse.
>>724277526About to start seething with the donuts
>>724277862>with the only gay scene in the game being an autistic alien checking to see if you being a good kisser is the reason his girlfriend broke up with himDoes he say robert is a good kisser or does he not get the hype?
>>724277526Tumblr still exists?
>>724275418I got Death Defiance, so I guess I'm just pretty hard to kill
>>724275418>Supernatural Island>Users possess supernatural island(s); unique and extraordinary islands that are imbued with supernatural forces and energies that flow through the entire sub-continental land and inhabitants, either as a single island or as a group of islands via archipelagos.Hell yeah I get my own private island
>Looking forward to the managing supes part of the game>Finished both episodes and it was 20 minutes out of two hours+ of moviesI just wanted 'This is the Police' but fun and with superheroes...
>>724278398It does
>>724275418>Paper Ball Projection>The power to create and project spheres of paper. Yeah, I'll make it big.
>>724269018>she won't stuff you with her Long JohnsWhy even live
>>724278376Robert says he's a bad kisser so him kissing BB isn't the reason they broke up, and PM agrees that he's a bad kisser
>>724275418https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Rubber_Ball_ProjectionSo I'm basically a walking riot officer and everyone would rip on me, calling me Rubber Boy or some shit. Fuck my life.
>>724275418https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Blood_Pressure_Manipulation>induce heart attacks in other creatures by blocking the flow of blood to the heartSeems kinda OP
>>724278945I (.>>724278757) wish I had rubber.. I'm fucking paper boy.
>>724275418>Chibi Form>The user either has or can assume a chibi-esque form, emphasized by a small and chubby body with stubby limbs and oversized heads.This is how I know if I lived in a world where people can be born with superpowers I would be fucked with some dumb dogshit that is completely useless. I'd probably be the waterboy of the world.
>>724278732I really hope there’s more than one shift in future episodes. Hell, give me a mode which is just an extended version of it.
>>724279071We can do a team up and eat lunch together in the breakroom because no one else wants to be seen with us. Then at the end of the game we somehow defeat a mid-tier jobber villain and we gain some respect.
If I had superpowers I would be very very nasty about it
>>724278732They clearly just wanted to make a TV show
>>724276580I bro fist homeless dudes and discuss random shit about life with them. It barely spreads bacteria as far as I'm concerned. I would decline a handshake in that scenario.
>>724279306This. The whole game screams "We wanted to be on Adult Swim or Netflix but they said no." It's somehow less of a game than TWD.
>>724278104Robert took central urinal. Your can't complain after that blunder.
>>724277523>posts one of the worst case scenarios for the superpower in questionBeing agni was not a cool experience in the slightest. The hyperegeneration was cool as fuck to see though
>>724275418https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Similarity_Inducementis this meh or stupidly broken? cant decide
>>724279306isn't that confirmed?
>>724278653>little saint james 2: capeshit edition
>>724279364It is cheap so eh
>>724279381Your right, he should have took that giant urinal.
Why are all the jokes and characters about sex, who finds this shit funny when same jokes keep getting recycled
>>724279450yes
>>724275238Basically Timeshift Suit powers as inherently abilities.If you want to be a based dumb brute/superman copy: Kinetic absorption/expsulsion>Get punched, steal energy from punch>Punch enemy, enhance fist with stored force
>>724272223They all rejected me, and I don't have motivation to just (financially) improooove for mid women with bodycounts. I want pure romance.
>>724275418>Compassion ManipulationI bring world peace
>>724275238Godlike Intelligence
>>724275238I really like Psychic powers. Telekinesis would be my first choice, but Mind Control also sounds sick. In my lucid dreams my go-to 'power' is striking my foes with lightning though.>>724275418Meta Time Travel. Sounds OP but I'd probably instantly die if I tried using it by traveling somewhere shitty.
>>724279727>Kinetic absorption/expsulsion>Get punched, steal energy from punch>Punch enemy, enhance fist with stored forcenow consider the following, action=reaction, it's basic physicsthat mean you can store energy from your own punch and successively hit harder
>>724279790wtf, I recognize that wolf
>>724279790HE'S BRINGING PEACE, BREAK HIS LEGS SO HE CAN'T GET AWAY!
>>724275418>Diorama Jumpingwell fuck you very much
>Aaron Paul pushed for Robert to be exclusively straight Apologize. Bitch.
>>724280058shame he didn't get his wish
>>724280058>Source: I made it the fuck up.
>>724275418>Universe Destruction sounds rather difficult to use defensively
>>724280058>i'm not a fucking fag, bro. i'm not recording dick sucking sounds. either the queer shit goes or i do.>y-yes mr. paul.
>>724280185lol
>Combat / Vigor / Mobility / Charisma / Intellect2/1/2/3/4 Sonar4/2/3/2/1 Flambae3/2/3/1/2 Invisigal3/4/1/3/1 Punch Up4/1/1/4/2 Prism3/2/2/3/2 Malevola3/4/2/2/1 Golem5/1/3/1/3 CoupeOur team is DUMB.
>>724280232
>>724280495>goes to harvard>only 4 intellectCollege is a meme.
>>724280591The ivy league is basically adult daycare for old money families.
So are IG and BB friends?
>>724271570>Crypto broWe gotta put him down
>>724280495>>724280591Sonar unfortunately lost one point due to his crippling cocaine addiction
>>724277001He's alright, but I'm not really into nerdy men tbqh
>>724275238nullifying powers and i pull out a gun
>>724280692Not particularyBlazer takes pity on Invisigal and wants her to turn her life aroundInvisigal thinks shes a stuck up bitch but also secretly is incredibly jealous that shes a real hero and that Robert thinks shes hot
>>724280860I snitched on her after this. It's nothing personal, but it needs to be reported. If she wants to be a hero she needs to learn to act like one.
>>724280801No one else in this world has powers, dumbass. Nice job wasting it...unless you're the reason we don't have powers...Hey, Anon, come here.
>>724280968It was definitely personal for me. That bitch stole me and I want my get back. I have little to no hope of its possibility because it's clear that this studio doesn't have the talent for it, but if there is an opportunity to kill and/or maim the majority of these fucks I will revel in it.
When does Spider-Man show up?
>>724279205At least you've got a job secured as the mascot of SDN Japan
>>724281104>That bitch stole me and I want my get back
>>724274851M/M romance is really risky to put if your audience is primarily straight men. You're more likely to find it in media made for women rather than stuff made for men.
>>724275418https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Malignance_NullificationKinda busted for a superhero.
>>724281104Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>724275418>mortality manipulation>see threads of fate looming over others and how they'll die>show up to places where the most convenient death is and sip some drinks while i watch another death>giggling and wearing death cosplay like a big ragged cloak>give billionaires more life in return for an unreasonable sum of money per yearoh cool im death now. see that guy i dont like? i took 50 years of his life, now he shits in diapers.
>>724281104>>724281359TsundereAnon...
>>724267139Capeshit cuck game
>>724281604If I found out an anon had control over my lifespan, I'd kill myself out of protest.
>>724267139I can't tell if this game is a porn game or not. The tags say it isn't, but there's a certain vibe to it that I can't explain.
>>724281565You might be illiterate.
GUYS TURN ON YOUTUBE
>>724280860I mean, given the commentary about her rubbing out on her
>>724275418https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/AugmentationI think I'm OP? I can't create anything but I could make myself stronger/smarter or make myself indestructible.
Looks like 17 out of 36 achievements are related to the mission dispatch and hacking gameplay. Here's hoping it's not a complete afterthought.
>>724282034huh? You mean rubbing off?
>>724282034>>724281104SAAR
>>724275418>Legume GenerationPeople with peanut allergy shall cower in fear, for I am Nutman!
>>724281449Umm?
>>724281905As of the first two episodes there are no bare titties. There's a dick but it's played for laughs.
>>724268291Why does she have clearly toned muscle here and during her costume but in that leaked webm where she's in a dress she has the shoulders and arms of an office twig, disappointing
>>724282868Because all of her powers come from the amulet that she wears and without it she's just a normalfag like Robert.
>>724282302Fuck yeah. Autocorrect sucks.
>>724275418>Metal MimicryThat's pretty good.I'll do PR job.>>724279445Looks broken to me.>you have super tough body? now it's as tough as this random grandma
>>724282945But there's clearly no amulet in that official swimsuit art
Theres some consolation that even if you date BB, Invisigal will be hiding in the corner shlicking
>>724283675nvm im black n blind
>>724280564lmao what if he grabbed him like that sat him on his dick then started fucking the shit out of him as a joke obviously
>>724282569There's a dick? All I got was the old dude at the donut shop's butt, which was also played for laughs
>>724283983the acid guy has his dick swinging the whole time and Rob^2 makes a comment about it
>>724281905It's not a porn game but you know damn well all the characters are going to be drawn fucking and getting fucked.
>>724284153Taking bets that for the Invisigal sex scene someone will walk in so she'll go invisible leaving Robert will his dick exposed
>>724284317There are no sex scenes. On screen that is.
>>724281104
So get away, another way to feel what you didn’t want yourself to know
>>724284701>sour packdisgusting
>>724284317Why hope and wait to see that when on twitter there's already on model art of Robert whipping it out
>still another 2 days until episode 3/4its ogre
>>724267139The episodes are annoyingly short and I doubt they wouldn't frontload it if they couldn't so I expect the rest to remain 30/40 mins.Oh and the Shroud is your grandfather and will steal your rebuilt Iron Man suit as the final climax.
>>724272970Yurifags are insufferable no matter the franchise
>>724285307As are hetslop fanatics.
>>724275435its almost perfect but it doesn't need the white for the arms and legs, exposed skin would work better because of her build
>>724285505exposed skin would look better but theyre already pushing it with a blonde with big tits and a bombshell bodywe're lucky we already got such a good design
>>724275623meeting a woman and finding out she has a boyfriend isn't NTR
>>724285272He didn't care about the suit, he wanted the power source. Like they point out in the game, he had plenty of chances to kill Robert/steal the suit while he was in a coma for a few months. He is definitely connected to the astral pulse in some way, as Toxic tells you Shroud said he just wants that, and that it doesn't belong to Robert anyway.
>>724276580I always feel respect for big dudes that are total bros, no homo.
>>724285857The Shroud wants the power source for a super duper deluxe Iron Man suit which he, as your grandfather, will steal after you get it rebuilt and enjoy at most a night with it.He wants the power source for his own super suit that lets him go back in time and prevent his own "death" so that we can get a complete paradox loop.He didn't kill Robert because it's his grandson.
>>724275238>Specific PowerTelekinesis >Full PowersetMagic Spells and Shit
>>724286157Wait where'd you get that?
>>724286157What about the whole "Shroud is Elliot Connors, former member of the Brave Brigade" stuff? Just a big mislead?
>>724275418>Peak Human RecoveryNot even a *Super* power. I guess I'll get over colds faster and not die of cancer.
>>724275238>Cloning and siposing of clones on will Not to Op but fkn aweosme..I can jerk off all day and send my clones to work and be rich lmfaoImagine having a whole army of gigachads (i work out) ready to fkn die for you
>>724287042Won't your clones betray you?
>>724287042>Not to OpDepends on whether you can make clones of others like Twice can. And what the upper limit of clones you can create is.
>>724287316> Cloning and * DISPOSING clones at willThey cant, they are me, and if they try, they die, if they sucseed, they die, also i would make sure they are dead after like a day and make a new one.. none of them would even realise..also the ORGAN trafficing money would be insane...
>game goes out of its way to tell you that BB never slept with PMIs gaming.... healing? It's been a long time since the developers took any effort to preserve a love interest's purity.
>>724287593when was this? must has missed that
>>724287427>none of them would even realise..If they are a clone of you, wouldn't they realize the clone runes as well since you know it?
>>724287706theres a line about their genitalia being incompatible in the leaked script
>>724287706In the leaks
