>Mario Kart World intermission tracks are borin-ACK!
niggas in their 30s and 40s paid $80 for this
That doesn’t look realistic
>>724276285>free roamWow, now do this in the Intermission.
>>724276584you literally can do this in the intermission
>>724276625Nta but I can’t
>>724276285is that a slight diversion from the main track?! AIEEEE LAKITU SAVE ME
>>724276285You bought Mario Kart for $80 to spam jump off trees?
>>724276882Nta but I didn’t
I get Mario is a platformer, but walljumping off of trees in a kart racer seems a little much
>>724276285Mario Kart is a game for fucking children. How are women allowed to go around in skimpy outfits like that?
>>724276285>slower than the normal waymogged by sonic racing crossworlds
>>724276285yoooooo this gameplay fire
>>724277006The first half of it looks fast because you go through the middle of two winding tracks. last part is just showing off though.
Bingbing wahoo status?
>>724276285There's no point to any of this since a bagfag will fuck you over anyway.
>>724276285look how happy she is!
>>724276285I fucking doubt that Lakitu wouldn't drag your ass back if you tried this in an actual race.
>>724276285Faggy exploits of the simplistic mechanics in a childs game is not fun gameplay.
>>724276285>>724276463>>724278125I have bouncy cartoon Mario fatigue.
>>724276285Wasn't this series about karts and not helicopters?
>>724276285I don't get the point of spamming the trick button if you get the same level of boost whether you tricked once or 10+ times.>>724277816Fuck at least this gave you more boost meter the more tricks you pulled off.
>>724276285Honestly forced mechanics
>>724276285>we have skate at home
I'm honestly glad that MKW didn't do well i already hate how every single kart racer is a drifting autism simulator imagine it also being a bounce off every single thing on the track
>>724276285now I see why zoomers love this one
>>724279723Mario Kart has had boring garbage drifting mechanics since Wii, at least Wii had wheelies to make up for removing almost all player input regarding drifting.
>>724279723>MKW didn't do welllol. lmao even>>724280270MKW is the first mario kart game I actually enjoy since n64
>>724280371You are a joyless golem if you didn't have fun with DD or DS.
>>724276285this looks boring as shit, only agpfags could enjoy it
>>724276285Retarded.
>>724276391That type of "gameplay", intentional sequence breaking combined with over the top, unintended platforming mechanics, female character, tendieshit, "le smug" presentation, is thoroughly troon coded.
>>724276285for a brief moment i was reminded of RapidShare and it felt like the year was 2009
>>724276285>Before 2024>Slam into wall>Lose a bunch of speed and bounce off>After 2024>Slam into wall>Do a spin and get a speed boost for some reasonWhat?
>>724280503I never played DD but yes, I forgot about DS, it was good
>119 routes>113 can be done either directionThat's 230+ courses worth of course-specific skips, tricks, and optimizations to memorize, in a game that very much penalizes you for trying to come up with on-the-fly, freeform optimizations in the middle of actual races.The person that wins the route is the one person in your race that actually knows the DK Spaceport to Moo Moo Meadows specific wall rides.The person that loses is the one that has a mushroom, sees a cool rock off road that would let him skip a sharp turn, and then gets lakitu'd for going 18" off the track.So they're either boring or autistic, pick your poison.
>>724276285>>724276391>>724278125Unc's be like "this zoomie shit sucks" but cum and jizz in their pants with pic rel
>>724283047>*posts the sickest thing known to man*
