When it comes to PC you'll suddenly love it and praise it as kino.
>>724276629Never fails to happen. They call all the exclusives garbage, then when they hit PC they're suddenly amazing and 10/10 masterpieces.
Oh wow I can ride a horse in an empty world? So innovative
yeah just like horizon
>>724276817>Zelda
>>724276629Give it to me straight; is this more fun than Tsushima? I found Tsushima's mongol camps an absolute slog, there was like 50 of them or something. is this any better with the open world?
>>724276974Thats the only thing the Shitch owner is able to say because he can't play PS5 exclusives.
>>724276629>The Ghost of Gyoza>The Oni of Onigiri>The Teki of Tatsutaage>The Ubume of Udon>The Suiko of Sukiyaki>The Ryuka of Ramen>The Kotengu of Kenpi>The Nurikabe of Nabe>The Otoroshi of Okoshi>The Sagari of Soki>The Tsuchinoko of Tsukemen>The Kappa of Karaage>The Dorotabo of Dango>The Bakeneko of Bento>The Funayurei of Futomaki>The Enko of Edamame>The Dochi of Mochi>The Onikuma of Okonomiyaki>The Akuma of Anpan>The Yuurei of Yakitori>The Okaburo of Oshiruko>The Nuppeppo of Nankotsu>The Dodomeki of Dorayaki>The Okubi of Ojiya>The Yama-uba of Yakisoba
>>724276629Nah, I don't play woke games.
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>>724276975Yotei's world is far more interesting even from just a topography kind of view, as in there's more ups and downs and slopes and cliffs and just far more variety and interesting landscape to look at and move around in.And there's far, far more content that is far, far higher quality. Like Tsushima's side missions were piddly nothing wet farts, but Yotei's are all at least SOMETHIG. Like it never feels like they're just filling space, and there's ways more stuff to do variety wise too. Even the bounty system is neat, offering you dozens of boss fights with their own mini storyline about some fucked up dickhead who needs putting down. It's like Breath of the Wild in that, if you end up at one "activity", you can scan the horizon and go "OH! There's something!" and go do it, or ignore it, or just run around wherever and find something cool.
fuck off retard your ubislop wokeshit flopped for a reason
>>724276629I'm gonna get it but I'm not interested in goading the culture war types into endless threads about it.
>>724277039how are fats not embarassed of looking like a sack of pudding?
>>724277039>>724277132jesus, even the feet are ugly. no redeeming qualities at all.
>>724277039is it extra work to rig a body scan of someone who is overweight? Or is this how the character looks in the game? She needs to lose like 20 pounds.
>>724277276Debbie already surrendered, anon. It's a success. Cope + seethe.
>>724277276this
>>724277272kys shill
>>724276629I'm not even going to play it and I liked the first one. The girl is too cringe.Well maybe if they make her attractive I could stomach it but even then the animation work is bad.Also everything I've seen of the game makes me think it looks much worse visually so it doesn't even have the environment porn going for it.
>>724276669Fuck that looks niceAmericans are the only ones who can do Asian aesthetic well
>>724277660If you bother to look up Famitsu's sales for Japan it Yotei is tracking at less than half the sales of Tsushima in the same time period. Now, I know you are going to cope and say shit like, "That's physical sales only!" but physical sales can be extrapolated to digital sales as well; numbers are going to be down, significantly regardless.And, given how many shills, journalists, and even /v/irgins have cried over studios being shut down when they have had a game sell but the publisher thought it "under performed," even if Yotei made back its production cost it might be far from a success for Sony who has had many big ticket losses recently.
>>724276629If they bring it to pc and make a mod to replace tooth asian, I'd consider pirating it. Best i got for you Paco.>>724277132That will never not be funny.
i wish i could be as excited for ubislop formula games as some of you guys. people tend to complain about politics or console exclusivity and shit but I legit don't understand how people can enjoy these type of videogames anymore at all.
>>724277272>it's an asscreed game but extra woke and the asscreed gameplay has 15% more slopes and cliffs for variety>there's also far more time wasting fluff!damn, that's epic
>>724278386>it's an asscreed gameSo is Red Dead Redemption 2 an asscreed game? Is Dragons Dogma 2 an asscreed game?Point me to the "towers" you climb in Tsushima or Yotei to unlock activities on the map. Surely you can do something that simple, right?
>>724276629Skipped HZD, GOW, and GOT though.
>>724276629I got Tsushima on the PS4 the day it came out and found it to be so fucking boring I didn't even beat it till last year. Won't even bother playing this.
>>724278545>So is Red Dead Redemption 2 an asscreed game?no>Is Dragons Dogma 2 an asscreed game?notsushima games are asscreed games through and through though>Point me to the "towers" you climb in Tsushima or Yotei to unlock activities on the mayooo dude this asscreed clone doesn't have hidden blade, it doesn't have Ezio as a protagonist, surely it can't be ubislop right
>>724278545>So is Red Dead Redemption 2 an asscreed game? Is Dragons Dogma 2 an asscreed game?These are melee combat games with extensive story and a focus on stealth? Be less disingenuous.
>>724277386Idk man. I recently lost 80lbs just changing my diet (zero exercise) and I now understand the hate for these people
>>724277039>fat with no titsthe saddest body type
>>724277039that's a mana very ugly man
>>724278770Ok, so describe the characteristics of "ubislop" for the thread, please. Name 5 ubislop things a game can do to be called ubislop.
>>724278992gameplay is standard ride horse in empty open world between very small settlements where trivial stealth / melee segments happen, that's about it, I won't bother elaborating but if that's enough to satisfy you for 40 hours in a row I suggest finding a pair of keys and jingling it in front of yourself, at least that will save you seventy bucks you retard
>>724278992you're so fucking pathetic
>>724278992>shit launcher requiring login>eula giving dev access to your soul>all female/troon writers>pretty female models intentionally uglified>CEO making apologies on social and/or telling people the game isn't for them
>>724279225>gameplay is standard ride horse in empty open world between very small settlements where trivial stealth / melee segments happen, that's about itYou can sum up any game in the world and make it sound generic and boring like this. You're being very silly.
>>724278006>If you bother to look up Famitsu's sales for Japan it Yotei is tracking at less than half the sales of Tsushima in the same time periodFamitsu tracks physical sales, only. Which trended down for all games, regardless of platform, and in addition to this, the current number of PS5's in circulation in Japanese gamers is far less than there were PS4's in late 2020.Let's make a simple comparison, with real percentages and ratios to see how Yotei compares to Tsushima. Tsushima:Famitsu Sales: 7/13/20 – 7/19/20[PS4] Ghost of Tsushima (SIE, 07/17/20) – 212,915 (New)PlayStation 4 – 3,053 (7,628,803)PlayStation 4 Pro – 1,470 (1,567,758)Total Playstation 4: 9,196,561Yotei:Famitsu Sales: 9/29/25[PS5] Ghost of Yotei (SIE, 10/02/25) – 120,196 (New)PlayStation 5 – 20,617 (5,818,510)PlayStation 5 Digital Edition – 4,285 (1,011,550)PlayStation 5 Pro – 2,442 (254,219)Total Playstation 5: 7,084,279The buyership ratio given the install bases dropped by 23%.Now let's compare this to other games[PS5] Resident Evil 4 (Capcom, 03/24/23) – 89,662 (New)[PS4] Resident Evil 4 (Capcom, 03/24/23) – 85,371 (New)(total 175,033 copies)Resident Evil Village, which launched on May 8, followed at 149,884 retail May 13 2021 111,171 copies on PlayStation 4 and 38,713 copies on PlayStation 5.1. Resident Evil 7: Biohazard (Capcom) PS4 – 231,188 (New) 2nd February 2017It's crystal clear that physical sales are trending down in Japan, so Yotei basically sold the same as Tsushima in Japan once you control for the fact that there are less consoles and the differential of digital to physical ownership.
>>724279374i dont care
>>724279435it flopped
>>724279435>>724279692i dont believe in the flop narrative desu. the tragedy of ubislop games is that average consumer in general likes them a lot and they sell well, so AAA studios are inclined to make more. I don't doubt yotei sold well enough for them to make another asscreed clone.
>>724279860AC shadows objectively flopped and this game seems like it sold less. The budget for this one was probably smaller but I doubt they made money on it.
>>724279292>>724279454Concession accepted
>>724276629dead and forgotten game
>>724279454I just don't understand why you're so emotionally invested in a game you supposedly have 0 interest in playing.
>all yotei screenshots>panoramic view>high grass>that's all
>>724280797I like how there is only (1) person shilling for the game with images. no webms either.
>>724276629>Even more STRONK WYMYNFuck off.
>>724276629i dont know what game this is, but i assure you that this slop will never grace my steam library.
>>724276752they really looked at this low poly 360 graphics and said wowguess it all being grass and blending together helped a lot to hide it
>>724276629I thought the first one was very overrated, literal normie ubislop for the same crowd that play those horizon games. This one also has a uggo mc so I wouldn't even waste bandwidth pirating it.
You guys keep saying ubislop despite Ghost of Yotei having nothing in common with Assassins Creed
>>724276629It's just another asscreed game with bamham combat
SO ANYWAY
>>724276629landscape shots is literally the only thing the game has going for it - every single other aspect is typical AAA slop fest
>>724276629You morons would do anything but show gameplay.What's the matter, smelly worthless pajeet, no money for a ps5?
>>724277789Switch to Japanese and throw a hat and mask on her and you'll basically never hear her or see her ugly mug. The gameplay and story are good.
>>724276817You're Indian, right?
>>724276629>>724276669>>724276752literally who
>>724276781Yeah man, everyone totally loved Death Stranding and Days Gone (lol)
>>724284926No. You have garbage taste
>>724285304You are entitled to your opinion. I'm going to go back and play some more now.
>>724276629yes.happened to and worked out great for dark souls.thanks for beta testing.
They have the art direction down.
>>724276781I never call console exclusives shit. I want to play good ones on PC. I enjoyed death stranding, but not initially. I had to revisit it for it to click. Loved the deliverysim aspect.And I only enjoyed botw or totk on emulator despite it crashing. If it didnt crash maybe i would have beaten them by now.
>>724276629nice skyrim mod
>>724277039how can you be a woman and have a gunt bigger than your tits
The first one was the most repetitive shit I've ever played, so I doubt it.
>>724276781Not when they're woke, then they flop (as usual)
>>724285052According to steam reviews, they did.
>>724288553Other way around. That's what happens with PC exclusives (the few that still exist).
>>724285052>Look at Steam>Reviews are overwhelmingly positive>Sony leaks revealed that PS games sell multiple millions on Steam Yeah?
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>>724289027>Hehe, you're right, they DO sell in the millionsGood to know, thanks.
>>724289203check release dates
>>724289225>These sales don't count because...At what point do you just admit PS games do well on Stram?
>>724276629Yeah, but only because PC modders will revert the protagonist's face to its pre-DEI concept.
>>724285052>Yeah man, everyone totally loved Death Stranding that was the one game that PCfags actually liked more than snoygros anon, you should've used horizon & spider-man as an example instead
>>724285873>You are entitled to your opinion. I'm going to go back and play some more now.Then don't clutter board with shitty threads and fuck off.
>>724276629When this come to PC any mods that replace or alter the main character's face or model will be banned from nexusmods.
>>724276781Nah. Played God of War 2018 out of curiosity and dropped it. Found it boring.
>>724278812>these peopleyou mean you? you'll always be obese at heart. it'll always permeate through everything you say or do. you're done, fatso!
>>724278545>Point me to the "towers" you climb in Tsushima or Yotei to unlock activities on the map.Assassin's Creed doesn't have that anymore either. Didn't have it since before Ghost of Tsushima was made.
>>724289273palpable cope
>>724289386you said the same about horizon and no one ever fixed that hag
>>724276629>female protagonistNo. No, I don't think I will.
