Out of nowhere, completely unannounced, Valve dropped an update that completely changed CS2's economy and people are killing themselves en masse over this.
So basically CS2 is an hero shooter now
>>724278426FPBP
so basically cs2 is an hero shooter now??
>>724278426CARLOS!
>>724278426lol
>>724278426kek
>>724278426
This is just standard operating procedure for Valve. Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
>>724278258kek, nice one aquajeet
Why is there such a vast proponent for anti-suicide campaigns? If someone wants to kill themselves, let them kill themselves. What business is it of yours if somebody doesn't want to live on this gay Earth any longer? Is it cause the Archons want you here for as long as possible, to harvest your negative energies while you suffer?
>>724278559what the fuck happened to markiplier
>>724278258Third and second worlders aren't "people".Once they're gone from video games we can go back to real gaming instead of all this loot box gambling for minimum wage bullshit
>>724278258FACT: there is not one single person with a hugely valuable steam inventory that isn't either already obscenely rich or a scammer/gambler/account thiefthe former will be just fine and the later deserve everything bad that happens to them
>>724279441I don't want people to kill themselves because more than likely they'll do it with a gun and that will be used to boost anti-gun rhetoric.
>>724278426posted it again award
>>724278258>people are killing themselves*chinese
>>724279441basic empathy and human compassion, I know, baffling stuff anon
>>724279441I'd guess it's just instilled morals and/or genetic memory about death being scary so your first instinct is to say that kind of shit even though you actually don't give a fuck and will forget about it once you're done talking about it. Also virtue signaling; you say some shit about there being more to life and feel like a hero saving a life and your job's done and the rest is not on you. Hell, you can milk it from a tragedy angle how you tried to help but failed and now feel so sad uWu.Of course there are still altruists around who see a nigga in pain and want to help all the way but that's an exception so fuck it.
>>724278258goodit's a videogame, not a stock exchange
>>724278258Thirdworldbros... Our response?
Can you even sell loots for real money?
>>724278258QRD?
>>724280541More like instilled servitude.>W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE JUST KILLED HIMSELF???>MY FELLOW GOYCATTLE NEED TO SERVE WITH ME AND HAVE THEIR LIVES ARTIFICIALLY EXTENDED BY THENPOWERS THAT BE
>>724279441>Is it cause the Archons want you here for as long as possible, to harvest your negative energies while you suffer?yep. you got it in one.
>>724280881Knives cheap niggas kysing.
>>724278426guys am i stupid? i don't understand the relation between people kiling themselves and the hero shooter joke
>>724282271"An hero" is slang for suicide
>>724280881Thirdies use Steam Inventory / Trading on third party sites to scam, launder money, and in places like China, get around investment restrictions. For whatever insane reason, "rare" virtual CS2 knives became one of the major investment vehicles of choice. Valve changes the system so these knives can be crafted and subsequently they become less rare. Price of knives go down and the East European and Asian traders/whales have a meltdown because their "investments" lose half their value overnight.
>>724282786The most insane part about this to me is that chinks are so cucked they treated cs skins as a better investment opportunity than just putting shit back to their own country
>>724280468Yeah, REAL compassionate forcing someone who is suffering to carry on cause "suicide bad me feel bad ur loved :((("Fucking retard.
>>724279441I don't care if someone kills themself over something stupid, but i would rather they didn't
>>724279915malding troon because his thunder got stolen LMAO
>>724282271Newfag
>>724278258Videogames are for playing, not speculation.
>>724278258Why? People didn't kill themselves over losing thousands in Second Life or EvE Online.
forced meme
>>724285512Most of those are people quoting the original joke
>>724284729the people investing in cs go dont play the game and are retarded
>>724282271Ancient meme from a long gone post of a child passing away in a hospital, the punchline isn't even good don't worry about it.
>>724278258funniest gaming news story of the year. I'll be making jokes about this for a long time to come. Thank you gayben
>>724278426Already read this one before.
>the falchion gifted to me 13 years ago is worth $100 nowWow, my investments are up 10,000 percent! :)
>>72427944170% of people who kill themselves regret it within a year
>>724286060it was a kid who killed himself after losing his iPod and another kid said "he was like an hero to me"that's it. that's the reference.
>>724278426I still don't get how killing yourself over your iPod getting stolen makes you a "hero", assuming that story is true. Not to speak ill of the dead, but IYAM, that's kinda of a dick move, traumatizing everyone you know and love, especially over such a minor inconvenience.Also, I could have sworn pic related was full of grammatical errors, not just the one over and over.
>>724285512>someone makes a funny joke>attention whore (95% of the time a weeb because of course) runs it into the groundClassic.
>>724285512>>724286413I mean, you should be able to repeat jokes if you got faggot OPs repeating threads.
>>724279915Go back
>>724278258Who cares
>>724279915Jeet posters do not get to scold anyone for being unfunny and forced.
>>724279441I'd rather basically everyone on this planet lives a fulfilling life without it ending abruptly regardless of if they're ending it themselves or not. To look at things only on the bases of "it doesn't affect ME personally" is an absurdly selfish view of the world.
>>724286310Years of viewing normal """people""" has taught me that anyone who dies is a hero.
