What needs to happen to make you and the rest of the world care about Crash Bandicoot again?
>>724283063Make a real public showing out of retconning IAT entirely.
>>724283063Coco showing her cocos.
Twinsanity 2
>>724283063Make Coco a bimbo again
I thought that girl was a trans lesbian is crash coming out as female?
A new game as good as the OG trilogy.IAT came close, but not close enough.
>>724283063More of Crash in his heart boxers.
>>724283450Coco was never a bimbo
>>724283063We’ve been trying for 10 years now man there’s no running it back, they shouldn’t have banked on Crash 4 so hard when N’Sane Trilogy only sold on nostalgia and Crash Racing STILL ISNT ON PC FUCK SAKECOME ON
>>724283063CTR 2.The origonal and reboot were better than any and all of his mainline games.It doesn't help that Crash only has 2 good platforming games, not counting the remake trilogy.>3 is go-No it wasn't.
>>724283063finish twinsanity
>>724283063>nu-tawnaew
>>724283063Okay hear me out. Make another Uncharted, then slap a Crash Bandicoot coat of paint on it. You'd have AT LEAST one sale. From me.
>>724283063I have no sense of fashion or what's attractive but elbow gloves are hot as fuck for some reason
re-bimbofy Tawna
Let James Loy Martin lead the character design
>bring ctrnf to pc and give it proper support for online>get a studio to make a sonic mania style game but for crash>new entry that focuses on the animaniacs, loony tunes style the og trilogy hadI want more but they aint giving it to me since microsoft sent beenox to the cod mines (who then mostly quit because fuck that) and killed vicarious visions so i dont know anymore
>>724284247And for some reason, even after Toys for Bob went indie, they said "Hey, let's work with Microsoft anyway"
>>724283404Full wet clothing simulation in the jetski levels
>>724283063I still like Crash, I even got the Platinum trophy for Crash 4, hard but also fun.The original ctr was goated, the remake sucked imo.
Retcon nuTawna out of existence and replace her with the original bimbo Tawna.
>>724284536Toys for Bob being retarded is nothing new
>>724283063they need to go on a full charm offensive to lay the ground for a modern fandom, as it is right now it's mostly millennial boomers and furries
>Everyone involved in Crash 4 doing a full dogeza kowtow apology to the fans for making such a dogshit game >Complete dissolution of Toys for Bob as a studio>Activision getting Beenox back together to do an ACTUAL Crash 4 and CTR 2. >Roll back the designs to the remake/CTR aesthetic, make sure Crash has his Homer Simpson mouth. This is IMPORTANT >No really, every Crash game where they try and """fix""" his mouth always ends up garbage, it's like the black mark of a shit game. And of course >>724283307
Crash 4 showed Activision that the remakes sold only on nostalgia and that you aren't interested in new gamesthere will never be a new crash game, you had your chance
>>724283063Not my TawnaBut I’d definitely take Sonic’s Elise
holy shit /v/ is still mad about crash 4? work on those time trials kiddos
>>724285597No one is playing this shit game you retarded troon
>>724285597It’s not /v/, it unironically is one guy from /vg/ with no life who draws animal crossing gore. It’s extremely easy to disregard every post he makes, and you’re left with people indifferent, plainly disinterested or approving of it. It’s a good game, and this IP was never good enough for a normal person to act like this about it.
Denounce Crash 4 and Toys for Bob. Reintroduce the characters people actually liked such as Nina or Crunch. Adhere to the old artstyle and proportions.
>>724286763>Adhere to the old artstyle Nah, the old artstyle, especially from promo art, wasn't the best. James Loy Martin's concept art for Crash 4 (like this >>724284185 ) was better.
>>724285597im not mad. im just disappointed
sex with tawna bandicoot
>>724286763this is me being autistic but i feel like a classic crunch wouldn't have camo pants because it would've been a bitch to animate the pattern consistently in a cartoon from that era or for a ps1 game texture memorythey'd probably give him a solid olive green color for the pants
>>724283063Retcon all of Crash IAT out of existence and make something proper, without utterly butchering what made the originals so great.>>724285979animal crossing gore and fart porn*Simski also would angrily shit up generals so much so he'd accidentally doxx himself, revealing he was both a redditard and a discordtroon.
>>724283906nice tits but he should have remodeled the shirt to fit properly.
>>724283063CTR:NF on PC.Catch up items are more common and more effective.That's it.
>>724283307This
crash 4 was good though. just a little but too gay. but still good.
>>724286879Said no one ever.
>>724283063Get the Hotel Transylvania guys to make a hyper-cartoony Crash Bandicoot movie. Cast a wacky marketable celebrity as Neo Cortex. Watch Crash Bandicoot become a cesspool of unfunny memes and normiebait for several months, if not years
>>724288667Says me, faggot.
>>724283063guns
>>724283063To unpozz it, blizzdrones consooom everything In their shitty app though
>>724283063plap nu tawna
>>724286763Who likes Crunch?
>>724285558
>>724283063>>724292030Take a minute and try to think about how many Crash Bandicoot characters have weapons. It's pretty interesting how little the series has utilized this mechanically.
>>724283063Sexy bandicoots you FUCKING COWARDS
>>724286763No one gives a fuck about your literal who barashit and literal who buttugly deviantart OCI swear you retards make Crash fans look like Sonic fans that obsess over literal who’s like Mimic the octopus or some gay shit
>>724283063Even after getting married he's still inbreeding his sisterHis wife is ok with that as long as she gets to watch
>>724294152Why is Tails rubbing his cock on Sonic's face?
>>724283063The rest of the world doesn't need to give a shit about Crash Bandicoot. Just make a Crash Bandicoot game that doesn't suck and doesn't piss off actual Crash Bandicoot fans by changing everything.>>724283557IAT was trash.
>>724283570Shhh the /pol/nigger is pretending to be an actual fan that plays and knows about games.
>>724283570She also wasn't a stick figure but that didn't stop them. Clearly that's something that needs to change.
>>724295650That is good, but Crash's looks were based on Warner Brothers cartoon characters.It's not supposed to look anything close to realistic, it's supposed to look like them.So have its shadows be just the base color darker is not how those cartoons looked.Some didn't even have shadows.
I think it's about time is the best crash game
>>724294704Coco's cocos...
>>724283063>not woahDisappointment
>>724283063Not necessarily what "needs" to happen, but I think a Crash Bandicoot platformer with rogue-like elements could be fun. Here's what I imagine:>Uka Uka and Cortex successfully brainwash the animal populace into wageslaving for mock-Amazon crate factories around the world>send Crash around the seven continents of the world to dismantle these factories>give players the option to select levels on one of those seven continents>players can freely access any of those continents, but they have to play the first level to unlock the next>each level has seven different difficulties, but each player only sees one of those variants in each playthrough>the difficulty scale depends on how many levels you've completed. So completing any seven levels in any order would bump up the difficulty for the next seven, and so on>box layouts change in each difficulty, so you'll never know what to expect with each variant>each continent has a boss and a vehicle segment>each continent has its own unique level terrain that adjusts Crash's physics>Crash does nothing but abuse boxes>he can pick up, push, charge into, kick, and hump unique boxes for different results>100 percenting a level expands the overworld with part of that level and lets you unlock a unique Crash Bash-style minigame to play whenever.>online on-foot races through a random selection of levels>online minigames, no need to unlock them>ability to play as Coco whenever
>>724299295>Crash's looks were based on Warner Brothers cartoon characters.Crash's look was based on "Amblin era" Warner Brothers Cartoons. There's an important distinction that needs to be made here cause looks have changed over the years.Even then, you still have IAT's error of making a game that looks like a generic cartoon but doesn't take into account how its a platform game and needs its artstyle to be adjusted so the player can actually SEE WHAT'S AHEAD OF THEM. And if that means less cartoony, so be it.
No point. It's too late now.
>>724283063Only bandibabes can save it now.
>>724301728This.
>>724283063This
>>724304964That's got me feeling jealous.
>>724301728>>724304964MY WIFE MEGUMI!!!
>>724284134OG still exists, we just need to break her out of non existence jail.
I don't find bimbos hot. They always look like blow up dolls
>>724306101Uh yes, that is why they are hot. It's like they're complicit and willing in their own dehumanization
>>724306271and i don't find that hot. I like women who are attractive, but don't act like cheap whores that go around with multiple men.
>>724283063I need you to not try to gaslight me to believe there is anything good about "strong independent woman: the character" firstly. Mario has been winning lately on doing self referencing, self congratulatory, celebrations of the franchise. In my honest, highly esteemed, and widely regarded opinion, Crash was doing pretty good when it was just putting out more of the same (the same being something that genuinely feels like it carries the look and feel of the original with a new graphical coat of paint). So basically a few more games like that. No fucking reboots, or major overhaul for how the characters or setting looks. Then a self wanking game or two that "is like a tour through the franchise". It's not rocket surgery. The formula has been laid out over and over. It's the roundest wheel. Nobody wants a fucking reboots. Save any "reboot ideas" for a fresh IP.
>>724283404Coco for puff!
>>724299240>>724294704>>724294390MacDonald ad flashback…
>>724286763What is the point of Crunch
>>724283063AGPL license, just like all other franchises.Someone will make something that's good enough eventually and then the community can use their literally free and unpaid time to make it better. Obviously nothing good is going to happen if you get one game every 10 years.
>>724283063One reason that feminist bull-dyke Tawna comes across as especially obnoxious and grating is because they original Tawna was ALREADY a goofy parody subversion of the traditional damsel to be rescued trope, given her over the top bimbo design, and how she immediately fucks off for another guy after rescue. People talk about Peach and Bowser all the time, but it actually happened here. The only way that alt universe Tawna would have been a good character was if she actually was more feminine acting, and was affectionate and romantically interested in Crash despite looking like an absolute lesbian. But you know a bunch of Commiefornian faggots could never commit to a bit like that in the current year.
>>724306438>I like women who are attractive, but don't act like cheap whores that go around with multiple men
Sometimes I feel like i'm the only one who genuinely hates IAT not because of Nu-Tawna (though that isn't good either) but because it's genuinely unfun to play if you actually try to do anything besides just beating the stage. Collecting the gems is a chore because so many of them are hidden in bullshit places in every stage, collecting the relics isn't fun because the platforming is way more precise compared to the original trilogy and leaves far less room for error. I don't know how they did it but they made some of the most enjoyable aspects of a traditional Crash game the absolute worst parts.Even WoC did a better job at handling the gems and relics than IAT and that game feels like a bootleg.
>>724294197>Cortex>Papu>Pinstripe>Komodo Bros>N. Gin if you count mechs>Dingodile>N. TropyYou could also technically count Tiny and Crash himself due to three, although Tiny's trident is entirely thematic and acts as a detriment to him in combat, and the bazooka is for fron Crash's primary method of combat
>>724285451>fans ask for a new game in their favorite series>developers finally make a new game>the game is shit and as a result doesn't sell well>"you don't really want a new game for this series afterall"fucking morons
>>724283063create a time machine and get the original devs back as they were in the 90s
>>724294390Nice Feet/Paws
>>724283063Official porn.
The seething SEA chuds that want to make Crash ugly wouldn't know a good game if it hit them in the face.
>>724308435Concession accepted.
>>724311993Popcorn or crab legs?
>>724310614Why did they even leave the series after CTR?
>>724301496God I want to devour Coco's ass...
>>724294197>>724309720N. Gin literally used to work for the defense industry, it's where he had the accident that turned him into a funny cyborg.
>>724299240this but unironically
>>724300074can you even begin to imagine a character like this in 2025
>>724309371>Collecting the gems is a chore because so many of them are hidden in bullshit placesthere's a mod that fixes that>collecting the relics isn't fun because the platforming is way more precise compared to the original trilogyskill issue, what else do you expect in response to this?
>>724283063I prefer nu Tawna desu but they should not have cut the OG out the way they did
>>724312862>needing mods to fix bad game designit sucks then
>>724283063Kill nu Tawna. Make Coco smart and cute again. Get a voice actor that actually sounds like Crash (seriously how hard can it be to say "woah"). Stop zoomifing everything with EZ mode, yet painfully endless list of shit to collect. Stop adding "multiple playable characters" filler.
>>724312187Ah fuck I forgot its couple's night, don't send me to the popcorn mines.
>>724283063does it really counts as interspecies if you want to fuck a mutant that looks and behaves like a human?
They should make a dark and edgy series with guns. Just like they did with Jak 2. Also Crash will have a deep and stern voice and have a goatee.
>>724309371Anon, plenty of anons have given detailed criticisms of IAT's gameplay design, ranging from the gems, physics, moveset, masks, boxes etcI could go through the archive and easily find longass essayposts
>>724316023A mutant of what?
>>724286763>characters people actually liked such as Nina or Crunch
>>724316986I like Nina.
>>724283063Releasing a game every so often.>>724283485At this point is it safe to assume all womyn in fiction are LGBTQI+ icons?
>>724285558Poor Amy Rose dough.
>>724312756Not even in furry porn without masectomy scars and pride flags
Crash got cucked bros
let a japanese dev buy the crash ip
>>724317275cucksbucksyjk!out of tenbrap!I'm being a safe-degenerate!
>>724283063Crash Bandicoot married Bayonetta's daughter?
>>724285558>not ShahraNgmi
>>724316898bandicootsfor science
>>724318036Then it's interspecial.
>>724317251how the fuck did the world deteroriate this fast
>>724283063CTR NF2. designs should be like the concept art that mimicked the og games or have wamu do the art. there I saved the franchise.
There is only one bombshell bandicutie for me.
>>724317610No, Mario and Peach’s son married her
>>724313665Sango (Inuyasha)
>>724320541Whomst?
>>724318228Cultural Marxism
What if the Tawnas merged together?
>>724309817>no visible panty line1 888 come on now
>>724318228>howYou know how
