Its time to admit the Resident Evil movie trilogy was kino.Alice deseeves to be in the games.
im surprised Alice isn’t in the games
>>724290524It wasn't, the director just shot jerking material with his wife. Marlyn Manson's OST was the only good part in this slop
>>724290614Right?Fuck she's so hot
Its better that Alice isn't in the games, trust me.
>>724290524Hey there, Paul W.S. Anderson. How’s that sequel to your Monster Hunter movie coming along?
>>724290872Pretty good.I'm trying to make it as badly written as the games
>wojakniggerdidn't read.
>>724290770But the tentacle porn we'd get
Mila is sexy but I want larger TITSTITS YOU HEAR MEBAZONGASI NEED BIG FAT BAPPIES IN MY FILMS OKMILKIIIIIIIES
Movies story is far worst than anything games have made , even RE 6's story is better than anything Anderson create since early 2000's. Alice can eat shit for all i care
>>724290524All of the movies are great except Extinction. That movie looked like trash.
>>724291954She's Ukranian. Ukranian girls have 10/10 faces, but 5/10 bodies
>>724292201Well I expect this to improve shortly, there are enough spare body parts laying around ukraine for them to frankenstein that up to like a 7.5/10 maybe an 8
>>724290524FUN FILM FACTSgeorge a. romero, as in Dawn of the Dead, wrote and pitched a resident evil film to capcompaul ws anderson, director of the mortal kombat movie, did too but his pitch only required a few small sets and zero on-location filmingthey did not go with romero's script
>>724291970HAHAHA!This is my favourite cope.We can all agree they are great games, but the writing is actual dogshit. You can't adapt RE writing into Shakespeare, because its fucking terrible.So, you have a game series with>dogshit writing>fun>hot babes>zombiesThe movies have>dogshit writing>fun>hot babes>zombiesStop being a faggot. The movies understood the assignment. Everything else is Millenial cope.
>>724292201>5/10 bodiesI bet a 10/10 body to you is Spice Ice you baboon.
>>724290524It's almost like a lot of the fun in a video game is from playing it
>>724292262Kek
>>724292392The difference here is that the games having dogshit writing doesn't matter because you get to actually take part on the fun action. In the movies, the dogshit writing, plot and direction are front and center, which is why they fail so hard.
>>724292358Romero is a chad but only his Dead trilogy was good.He would not have understood an RE movie.The man is terrified of sexualizing women.
>>724292462Actually a 10/10 body to me is 2013 Kelly Brook, followed by 2023 Meg Turney
>>724291954This is objectively correctI have most of the Resident Evil movies on Blu-Ray, I might be missing oneI can only suggest the first one is worth a watch
>>724292570By yourfucktarded logic Evil Dead 2 is shit.Listen buddy, only fags focus on writing when tits and explosions and gore are on screen.
>>7242927852>1>3I am gonna go watch them tonight thx for reminding me
>>724292642he has chris and jill fucking. it would've been sexier than the games
>>724292929I have watched all his movies.Chris and jill fucking would have been a fade to black.
>wojakposter>stupid faggot with ABHORRENTLY retarded opinionLiterally, literally every single time.
>>724290524
>>724292726Damn. Good taste.
>>724290524>While the movies are somewhat controversial with fans, Alice herself has become an iconic female action hero, and while Jovovich herself has commented that while she would love to have Alice included in a game, it's Capcom that isn't interested.Fucking nips
>>724293357Thanks
>>724293546Imagine getting nuked twice, being deprived of your military and still thinking you're better than the country that buckbroke you.
>>724293220>>724293313I bet you weebs are gonna sit here and tell me the games are well writtenAlso,You will never be Japanese.
>>724293632It's not hard to feel better than an american, all you need to do is look at one
>>724293698YWNBJ
>>724290524only the first one is kino
>>724292831lmao evil dead 2 is an actual movie, this slop would barely make the pass as a bunch of cutscenes in one of the games, get real
>>724290524Alice wouldn't look nearly as hot as Ada does in that tentacle rape video
>>724293679amerishart can't make good things anymore
>>724290524Nah the first movie for sure is good, the second was ok. The rest were ass.
The only thing worth anything to ever come out of these turds was the laser hallway, and even that was ruined when they brought it back at the end of that shitty desert one
>>724293757Old good, new badEvil Dead films are exactly at the same level of goofy retardation as Resident Evil films.
They're not good movies, but they are entertaining action flicks for turning your brain off.Personally I like the CGI films more, they keep getting more insane and I want to see that continue.
>>724293942lmao absolutely not, Milla Jovovich cannot act for shit and she looks like she's holding a fart in every scene she's in, Bruce Campbell has more whimsy and charisma in a single eyebrow lift than that skinny skank. Get real
>>724294080>whimsy and charismachawhimsma?
>>724290686>no tits>no ass>very ugly feetHorrible taste.
>>724293757Evil dead 2 is my favourite movie. I supercut 1 2 and 3 into one 4hr filmand watch it every year.Evil Dead is also objectively terribly written.
>>724293803Which one
>>724293832Nobody is arguing against that.
>>724293942This.Millennials are so fucking retarded. They are wore than Boomers.Transformers cartoon = dumb fun action>Millennials: =)Transformers movies = dumb fun action>Millennials: =(
>>724294060Bollywood teir cow shit. Youre unironically a shit eating piss drinking jeet for liking it.
>>724294805>Mila Jovovich>ugly feetYou're fucking out of your mind. Who has pretty feet if hers are ugly?
>>724294060Here is my movie criteriaWell Made = movie that is objectively well constructedGood = movie succeeded in what it was trying to beBad = movie failed in what it was trying to beSo;Evil Dead tried to be a fun horror slapstick, it succeeded in being that, therefore it is good.The Room tried to be a character melodrama. It ended up a comedy. It failed in its goal so it is bad.Resident Evil tried to be dumb fun zombie romp. It succeeded in being a dumb fun zombie tomp. Therefore it is a good movie.Midwits think good movie = The Shining. So they unironically compare Resident Evil to it and say RE is bad. Even though RE wasnt trying yo be The fucking Shining.
>>724295171Millennials expect film adaptations to be deeper and more serious than the media being adapted. It's really bizarre.
>>724294080I am a bigger Bruce Campbell fan than you.Bruce Campbell cannot act. Which is why he just bes himself.
I liked the first one
>>724295805Saved.100%>OMG MY NINJA TURTLES MOVIE IS SILLY!??? WTF MY NINJA TURTLES ARE NOT SILLY! NO! THEY ARE NOT FOR KIDS!
>>724290524Don't know about trilogy but the first movie is great
>>724296136The theme song is better than the combined soundtracks of each game
>>724294805>>724295703Ignore him, hes either a muttmerican or a subaftrican. Pay them no mind.
I've never played a single Resident Evil game but watched the moviesAMA
>>724296662Do you love the more recent movies like I do?
>>724296920yeahh
>>724296006>>724295171zoomers are perma dumb and silly
