Would you enjoy living with a pokemon?
>>>/vp/
>>724301451Yes, Pokephilia is based.
>>724301451Yes but not in the sexual sense you degenerate
>>724301451Who wouldn't?
Yes.
>made her cuter>trainer took off boxers in front of her>went through the effort to cast HanaKanaNintendo/PokeCo is aware of what they are doing, aren't they
>>724301658AI images are not. Do better.
>>724301451I would do nothing but fuck my delphox every day, nothing would get done. We would both probably starve to death.
>>724301451Why does she have a condom in her forehead?
>>724302196I feel a little sorry for you if you look at that and aren't immediately turned off by all the inconsistencies, the shit style, the weird anatomy, and so on. Get some fucking standards.
>>724302204has to remain prepared 24/7>>724301943visceral need.
>>724301451Fuck Pokemon
>>724301451Yes, but I won't fuck it.
>>724302261Yet no one gave shit for all the garbage "real" made and ruined the entire western entertainment industry, but you draw the line here of all places?For over a decade you were all okay with absolute dogshit. Don't come pretending that you have taste now all of a sudden.
>>724301451...https://youtu.be/FPrHuDvXEBw
>>724302261>he thinks spending money on commissions = status
Pokemon are our lovers and wives
>>724302430What the fuck are you talking about, schizoanon>>724302480Who said that, retard?>>724302496Stop posting absolute garbage. It's not even decent AI.You live in a world with millions upon millions of images, and yet you choose to look at smeary slop. You could do something with your life and learn to make it, but you're too fucking stupid. You're a bottom-dweller. Worse than the lowest scum of society.You make me so fucking mad. You fucking moron.
>>724302261Everyone look at mister fucking master of standards and all that is art, his word is law lmfao shut the fuck up bitch
>>724302575Nobody was crying about AI art when it DALLE-2 was considered state of the art. Only when it got better did people start complaining, and it's only because mediocre artists realized that their entire grift is coming to an end.Maybe I'd believe you if you hadn't been consuming slop for decades already.
i want an alcremie for purposes that are definitely not fetishistic.
>>724301451I'm getting real ucking tired of Nintendo and Game Freak desperately trying to gaslight everyone into seeing pokemon as animals. And then they make shit like THIS. Why the hell can't they just acknowledge that pokemon are sapient beings who think differently from humans? At this point, they're just making it weird.
>>724303120for legal reasons
>>724303120>are we degenerates for drawing hundreds of thousands of explicitly pornographic images of these cartoon animals?>no, it's the company's fault for putting glasses on one
>>724303120I see it as different pokemon having different IQs. Like you could probably fuck a gardevoir, but fucking a magikarp feels wrong because they have an IQ of like 20.Similarly I wonder if an alakazam could fuck you, they have an IQ of 5000 so idk if we could consent in that case.
>>724303295Women are dumb as fuck but it's okay to fuck them. Should be ok.
Imagine banging Steelix
>>724303372clankers rise up
>>724301451Always nice to have somebody help around the house, but I'm afraid I'm not pure of heart enough for a gardevoir or any other mind reader pokemon for that matter. Really unfortunate, it is one of my favourites.
>>724301943How much does it cost? Is there an Umbreon version?
>>724303120We need a Legends Legends game that is set in the TRUE Ancient past... and then it's basically just a Xenoblade game, a party based fantasy RPG where most party members are just different sapient and speaking Pokemon.Maybe we get to learn why Pokemon lost so much of their intelligence and how to restore it. Then in a later game some events occur, (some) Pokemon become much smarter in a super short time and a few years later they are back to just being people again (so you can encounter Pokemon trainers who themselves are Pokemon). Maybe have a new catching mechanic for those ones then... they are citizens now after all. Gotta sign them up as athletes and have a legal contract with them or something.
>>724303283Meowth speaks English, you fucking shill.
>>724301943I remember you from the eternal onahole general on /jp/
>>724303120Sex
>>724303560Disgusting. How did we ever let them get away with sexualizing meowth like that.
What this shows is that men just want to find a loving and caring alternative to women and their poisonous, schizophrenic behaviors. Whatever it's a loving Gardevoir, an AI or a robot
>>724302575
>>724303685One of these is, in-universe, is sentient and capable of emotions, the others are not.
>>724302261Anon, I know where you are coming from. Proper art is better, and posting sloppa outside of slop threads is kinda baka.But to some people it is the only way to get their specific interest/kink/fetish in image form.>Draw it yourself!Not everyone wants to draw. I personally used to draw but I wanted to do it for others and as /v/ kept nosediving and OC threads disappeared, I moved to just genning sloppa for my personal fetishes and maybe if someone else want something specific.Not everyone has eye for art, I sure as hell don't and don't have time either to grind fundamentals and most likely be ridiculed through the process while having no art friends. Huge respect for those who have time, passion, and drive to grind it.True art is true art.>Commission it!Not only is the economic situation of the world kinda shit, but finding an artist you like and whose commissions are open and who doesn't take 2-3 weeks to finish it or isn't one of the people who just doesn't finish until you remind them that you comm'd them like month ago before they just rush it. I used to commission from artists and it was a crapshoot of price/personality/speed/quality. I did get to comm one quite popular artist so having them draw my OC was nice.And it is always cooler to have a commissioned piece that someone has made for you.But not all people have like $60 to throw at a decent artist. Over $100 for a good artist b/w comm. And I sure as hell don't have that kind of income I could throw multiple hundreds of dollars for my OC.I don't think slop is good for anything else than coomfuel, but you shouldn't be this level of retarded screeching about standards.How many pieces have you commissioned of your OC? Do you draw?
I just want to lovingly brush Ninetales tails is that too much to ask for in this bitch of a world?
>>724303869For me it's>alola Ninetails>galar Rapidash>Suicune
>>724303869Yes you freak
>>724301943Show the good part
>>724301943Does it feel good?
>>724303625Nah. You gotta wine her and dine her first.
>>724303862
>>724304090>no cushion for her to rest on>tall glass which is hard for her to drink fromInconsiderate date
>>724304126Piss.
Espeon is objectively the superior choice
>>724301943This is AI generated, right? Right?
>>724304090What a beautiful lady.
>>724303869Define "brush"
>>724304241my absolute nigga
>>724304204Cope>>724304304DWD is so based they've been at it for 10+ years
>>724301451>Think that this could be a fun thread about how living with a friendly pokemon would change your daily routine>Want to see other anons choices, something like a chubby Raichu helping around the house>It's all brown zoophiles posting their lust to fuck animals.Fucking hell. Grim.
>they turned off commentsKek KWAB
>>724304446Being a furry is a white man thing.
>>724304446Nigga, this is a Pokemon thread on 4chan. Fuck you being this naive. Also, pokemon are not animals. No, Game Freak, I will not disbelieve my lying eyes. You made an individual of your mascot mon who is a professional idol. Shut the fuck up.
>>724304434>no brah the increasingly noticeable piss tinge in those language model images is in no way indicative of their incestuous training model or the fundamental idea that, without human input, they would decohere into gibberish within a few generationsSuper piss.
>>724304530kek really ?
>>724304446They're pokemons.
>>724304446>living with a friendly pokemon would change your daily routineBut it would...And you have no idea how much I'd love and spoil my (mega) Lopunny wife
>>72430226199% of human made art has inconsistencies, shit style, and weird anatomy. You only consume shit that's buzzing on twitter so you see the good art. Go to comiket you fucking plebeian.
>>724304609
>>724304773Smile worth protecting.
Legit would love it. Having a non human being with similar intelligence of a human being as a friend and compannion would heal my soul. At least i would have someone waiting for me after work.
Artfag here.Can't imagine seething about AI all day everyday.I swear AI buck broke the online art community so fucking hard it's unreal. I used to follow 300 fellow artists on Xitter, now I don't follow any.You now have 3 archetypes of artists on Xitter.>The SeetherUsed to draw and output new art weekly. Be it MS Paint tier Thomas the Tank Engine drawings, or beautiful illustrations that deserve to be hung up in a gallery somewhere.Now their timeline is 99% seething about AI art and their output has completely tanked because all they do is seethe about AI.>The GennerEither never did art or was shit at it and he knew he was shit. Now just fucking generates an infinite amount of pictures, so much so the algorithm never promotes him. Sometimes just does it to fuck with digital and traditional artist. Just has fun. Although he thinks Elon Musk is the second coming of Christ for some reason.>The "Don't Care, I Just Draw"Has mixed opinions on AI. Either likes it or dislikes it. Doesn't care in the grand scheme of things, just draws.If someone asks him about his thoughts on AI he'll give his opinion and head straight back to drawing.Maybe even uses AI to support his work if he can't picture something he wants to draw in his head."Man, I'm having trouble picturing a white haired, goth with red eyes and a scythe covered in blood swinging at the viewer from a worms eye view and there are no decent references on danbooru. So I'll generate a bunch of images and use them for reference." The only one of the 3 that'll "make it".
>>724304920Is that where you will be jumping when they automate prompt writing in the next few years?
>>724304995
>>724305025>playwright pays a cadre of thieves to plagiarize the work for himYeah, the puppeteer is right, that guy's a hack and will probably himself be replaced later.
>>724303869Based and fluffpilled
>>724305120cope
>>724305146piss
>>724305120
>>724305178You are being replaced.
>>724305183>>724305230lol
>>724304126Same anon.That's the exact slop people dislike. Not only is it "us vs them" shit, but also using Ghibli's artstyle in horrid manner.It is almost strawman level of example so I'm not sure if you're falseflagging or not.
>>724302261Post art
>>724305286>>724305317
>>724301451QRD? Why is gardevoir getting spammed so much now? Did someone actually marry a gardevoir in the new anime or somethng?
>>724301658Proud mothers waiting for their HUMAN shota boyfriend :)
why cant the AI niggers just stay on /trash/ where they belong?
>>724303862My thoughts exactly. If you don't really have a reason to learn art, don't want to commission anyone/can't, and have the tools necessary, genning is great for quick coom material. I should also mention something else that pisses me off genuinely. There's artists that will have anti-AI methods and some of them are really intrusive. Metata is the biggest example that I know of, the art gets ruined as a result.
>>724305361Reminds me of a doujin I've read. Midway through I realized all characters were weirdly emotionless, the whole thing had no flow or direction, it was just 50 pages of detailed illustrations that all looked weirdly same-ish. Then I looked closer at the hands and everything made sense.
>>724304960My friend posted art he made and got accused of using AI and tagged by multiple artists who started picking apart "AI-assisted parts" and how it's horrible how people try to hide it, he posted the Krita screenshots of layers and speedpaint video.Not a single person apologized, just disappeared and some deleted posts pretending they never said anything. Bedt he got was "Well it looked like it so how was I supposed to know?".It's ridiculous these days.Btw I'm a genner and despise manbaby Musk.
>>724305456because fuck youthat's why
>>724304446>>724303120frankly, both of these.the franchise is in an unfortunate spot where pokemon are>wild animals>pets>genuine friends>myths/gods/weaponswhich means that every director/writer/corporate entity has to pick one lane which contradicts the other ones on an episode-by-episode or game-by-game basis.cue pic related.it's frankly a nightmare and at this point you might as well pick a canon and go along with it
>>724301451>>724304773>>724304945cute....CUTE!!!
>>724305361Kk but has nothing to do with my point.You are posting shitty Ghibli gens and Twitter screenshots. You don't even know how to gen decent shit because you have no eye for art and do it out of spite rather than creating.Uematsu was right about skipping the work part being lazy, which I am, but you don't even count as the ideas guy. Just idpolfag.Also I wanna fuck Kirlia
>>724301451Stop posting pictures of my wife, anon
>>724305456Kys
>>724305539
>>724301451A lot of them are just animals you can easily domesticate. Certain ones like Gardevoir definitely have human intelligence and may be able to speak with telepathy. In that case dicking it is no issue. Gardevoir is a loyal Pokemon who wants the best for its trainer, that's kind of the point of it. Most real world human women can't compete with that. The women in the Pokemon world, yes.
Perhaps if "artists" didn't charge $800 for a fuckin black and white sketch you can't even keep private, AI wouldn't be so attractive
>>724305643
>>724305697all this proves is that AI shits the bed harder as it tries to do things with more complexity.
>>724305697all me btw
>>724304530Youtube Kids doesn't allow comments by default.
>>724305732Not giving your slop any more legitimacy ranjeet.
I love that cyberpsychosis on the Internet with people constantly asking "Is this AI???????" as soon as they see something that moves
>>724305697>>724305745>>724305784>maybe if i post my samefagged posts for the thousandth time i can finally prove that AI is good!!!
>>724305713slop
>>724305793>>724305826We don't need you anymore.
>>724305860Is this AI????
>>724305697>>724305745>>724305784What are you trying to prove with these?
>>724305860you never were a client
>>724305747So?
>>724305860you'll be told the same thing when they make an AI that can make prompts.
>>724305841Trying too hard AIcuck.
Reminder that AIniggers are (You) starved. Do not feed them. They become dependent and shit up every thread.
>>724305936i wish we could just bomb india, it'd fix the AI problem instantly.unfortunately there's enough methane over there that it might ignite the atmosphere if we did that.
Seethe
>>724305928trying to false flag now, streetshitter?
>>724305928>prompting makes you a cuck>but sucking up to schizo artists doesn't
>AI badYeah but actually no
>>724305504Anti-AIfags are worse than AI-sloppers. So many artists getting wrongly accused, it's nuts.>Btw I'm a genner and despise manbaby Musk.Fair enough, not an exact science. Just something I've noticed.
>>724306036AI has its uses, but its shat up by the people using it.
>>724305969It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
Stop being fags and talk about pokewives.
living with a Yandere Rapist Gardevoir seems scary
>>724306161Gardevoir are pure of heart, they would never.
>>724306161One mans trash is another mans treasure
>>724306234they seem to be very possessive and have no problem with stalking and dream manipulation >>724306296all I said is it was scary, not that I wouldn't do it
>tfw the chatot keeps screaming racial slurs at the mailman
>>724306036lmao, did someone use the adjective "smoking hot" in the prompt?
>>724305519From a developer standpoint that would just limit the stories they can tell, people just need to accept that it’s a very video gamey setting and it’s never gonna actually make sense
the perfect wife
Normies, all of you.
The poketoon things are the best thing to have come out of TPC in like a decade. The Slugma one and the Primeape kid were top tier.
>>724301658This + I have no idea how there aren't long-time fans of the series that don't enjoy Pokephilia. Its the best way to show your appreciation for this series and these creatures in a time where the games are just not as good as they should be.
Would you?
>>724306659Only if he has a smol peepee.
>>724306572Too much vore for lapras.
>>724306572Can she fit a whole pikachu in her pussy?
I like Gallade....
>>724306161Modern dating and marriage is way more dangerous. Probably the only risk from yandere "Rapist" Gardevoir will be that you wont fap anymore because she will feel when you are horny and when she notices you are horny then she will come to have sex with you.
>>724306717>Sees Lapras>Immediately thinks about voreIs there something you want to tell us, Anon?
Honeslty I want a pokemon for non sexual stuff. I want to hang out with my bro Jolteon or Quagsire.
>>724307030Jolteon cookie...
>>724307146What about Jolteon bussy?
>>724306915Only images that immediate spring to mind are the one where it gapes its maw towards the viewer and the anthro one with a prolapsed uterus.
>>724304672
>>724305519Why does Ash's stepdad have to eat food out of a bowl?
>>724307414He gets off to the pet play
>>724301451If pokemon were real they would be banned just like guns. They are many times more dangerous than modern weaponry, and some of them are actually evil.
>>724306897how do you know she won't just make you horny 4-5 times a day?
>>724307543Why don't they ban humans? They're the real problem.
>>724307543and how would you enforce such a ban?
>>724307223an electric cat is fine too
>>724307543>banned>just like gunswhat third world shithole do you live in that banned guns?
>>724307543No, they'd be so regular and commplace that at the very least it would just require a driver's license type dealie to own one at a minimum.The REAL issue is many involve elements or powers that can cause fires, and people are fucking RETARDED.So what I could see is the banning of owning certain types(unless you're rich of course) or certain specific 'mons.
>>724306056>Just something I've noticed.Oh don't get me wrong. I have noticed that too and it's strange behavior.
If an artist doesn't want to draw Lusamine as a couch, what are my options? and don't tell me to learn to draw, I'm 41, I have 1 children and I don't want to spend hours drawing something for a quickie
>>724308531Find another artist who will take your fetish money
>>724301451Nindian thread
>>724308531Play fantasy life.
>>724301451I want to live as a pokemon.
>>724308531I may want a gardevoir to psychically and physically rape me but atleast I don't have this problem
>>724304304This animation goes from a 6/10 to a 10/10 when muted, funny how that works.
>>724304446Yes
I can't believe we have to wait until 2030 until the next generation of Pokémon. What will I fap to until then?
>>724301451Yes, having your own personal WMD at age 15 muat be fun
>>724309019The leaks said the 10th gen games are coming in 2026 Anon.What wont come until the 2030's is the next remakes.
>>724307954Same as any other ban, force.>>724308250The average fully evolved Pokémon is about as dangerous as a bomb or a tank. If people are scared of pistols, imagine how afraid they would be of Octillery's hyper beam.
>>724301658This is canon by the way. Liko's cat openly wants to be romantic with her and acts like a jealous girlfriend. Liko only rebuffs her advances like once or twice, when she goes too far in bullying other mons who were looking for Liko's affections. In all other cases, Liko is fine being molested by her cat. Her pussy wants her pussy.
>>724309207sorry but me and my gardevoir are codependent
>>724301451If I had a Pokemon, I would never leave the house. We would play video games all day.
>>724309246Is Meowscarada the modern Gardevoir?
>>724309379More furry so probably more like the modern Lopunny. But yes weed cat got a lot in one generation.
>>724309207>Same as any other ban, force.But how exactly would they do this? Pokemon exist on literally any fucking wilderness. Are there just gonna be roving bands of Pokecops ready to beat the shit out of everyone who tries to use a pokemon in town without a license? They gonna duel all the criminal pokemon owners?
>>724309441Owning and training one would be illegal. They would exist in nature, but couldn't be tampered with, just like endangered animals.
>>724301451only if i can have hard sex with it every single day and pummel its cervix in submission.
Most of them are unironically smarter than humans, if you can understand human language and you're living with me without us being in a romantic relationship you better pay rent
>>724305401>dog pussybased. im sick of these cowards giving pokemon, or any anthro, human genitals
>>724309648Okay but how are you going to enforce that? Pokemon aren't exactly easy to capture unless you have a pokemon of your own. The only way they could really enforce it would be by not allowing people to use services like healing stations and shops without showing their license, but you would not be able to stop them from...y'know, actually owning one.
This is a great thread.
>>724309810>waaaaaaaah my fictional technically anthropomorphic animal with superpowers doesn't have the nonfictional genitalia of my choice>waaaaaah anthros which by definition cannot be "anatomically correct" because they don't exist don't have the genitalia I wantlollmao
>>724307549Being horny 4-5 times a day is not a problem, the problem is when you can't sexually satisfy yourself when you are horny but then gardevoir that makes you horny is the same gardevoir that will also sexually satisfy you so... I see no problem here.
>>724309246
>>724310079They could get reported for owning one. In the pokemon world, many pokemon can read minds, and the state would use that to round up civilian pokemon.
>>724310156yes, plebs should know their place
>>724310276Okay, but again, the issue is that pokemon are dangerous, right? You pretty much need a pokemon to beat other pokemon. So if someone had an illegal pokemon. They'd need to send in a pokemon fight squad to beat them in a duel.
>>724310276>fantasy world>anon thinks about ways he can make life more boring and shit thereI fucking hate people like you. Everything sucks because people like you exist.
>>724301451Id enjoy living with Alcremie especially after I become 400 lbs getting all of my holes filled with cream.
>>724310303wherever that might be it's well above you on your knees sobbing and crying about humanoid pussies/dicks lmao
>>724305401Still up?
>>724310276Pokemon can’t read minds>but le PokedexSays a bunch of retarded bullshit
>>724310329Yeah, why does that make it less likely that they would be banned for civilians?>>724310359It's not my fault people would ban Pokémon if they were real. I'd want them to be completely legal, but I'd be laughed at because that's like saying you think people should be able to own military weaponry.
>>724310617>Yeah, why does that make it less likely that they would be banned for civilians?I'm not saying they wouldn't, I'm saying that all of a sudden you went from "Pokemon are banned" to "The police have entire academies solely for training pokemon in order to beat other pokemon in duels"
>>724310617>it's just hypothetically speaking hahayeah... sure
>>724310463>>724310146Wait, these are things I can buy? WHERE?
>>724305183Both the AI girl and that artist on the right look hot to me.
>>724304672A little bottom heavy, but fuck yeah.
>>724310359It is how realismfags approach any kind of media. To them if something is realistic, it is better. It doesn't matter how much it destroys the premise, as long as it's more "logical".There is an extreme obsession towards Japanese games, especially JRPGs, to "fix" them. The usual "what do they eat?" crowd.
I wonder, has anyone ever made a map "comparing" which regions of the world would have which "type" of pokemon? Like>Oh, [x] country would probably be like Kanto, [y] country would probably be like Alola...
>>724310670If I said bombs are banned, you'd assume I mean they're banned for civilian use, right? That's what I originally meant that they would be banned like guns and other weaponry.>>724310678What are you even trying to say? That I'm lying about not wanting to ban the Pokémon that don't exist?
>>724310684>https://xcancel.com/spiritdemonOS/Just search fr spirit demon studio on google or whatever.I know of one anon who bought one from orzgk, but there are a bunch of websites.Be careful to not confuse a statue with sex doll.Sometimes they use the term "masturbation cup" for the fuckable version.An example : >https://xcancel.com/spiritdemonOS/status/1949720805748969969
>>724310720that's not realism tho, that's a cuck fantasy
>>724310983The difference is that "bombs are banned" doesn't mean the police will need to start having bomb duels with random people because they can find natural grown bombs on the side of the road.
>>724310983I'm saying that you fantasize about being cucked by a fantasy world.
>>724310256>hfofaA rare sight
>>724301451Yes, I would DEMOLISH that thing
>>724310985>>724311003How?Doesn't 4chan prevent double posting?
>>724311027What difference does that make, though? There will be a perpetual conflict, like with drugs, but they'd be banned.>>724311071Oh? Why would I do that?
>>724311180Bot network bugged out
>>724311356>There will be a perpetual conflict, like with drugs, but they'd be banned.The difference is that Little Timmy can't find a hundred kilo packet of drugs on the side of the road while going to school.
>>724310716Is that Kanna?
>>724311460That's Ilsela.
>>724304672The 'Zard on the right is only missing more defined tits and a belly button.
>>724311356cuck mentality
>>724311460>>724311604It's some random human guy, please move on.
>>724311759>there are ilsela memesLmao.
>>724311368Not a bot. Got a network error and clicked the Post button again.Weird that both times went through but whatever.
>>724308919If you dont know there is no dialogue edit.https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9988348&tags=dimwitdog+sound
>>724311443Yeah I mean, people would be able to try and get them but most people would probably be too ashamed or scared of the law to capture and train one.
>>724311814the comic artist makes them and uploads them to twitter(btw artfags they're doing a giveaway if you upload ilsera fanart to twitter and there's only like 5 submissions so far if you want free stuff)
>>724312025Lovely.I wish the author all the success. The manga is great.
ai guy generate mega clefable twerking in that tournament from legends ZA
>>724312070>ywn have a neet gamer dragon roommate
>>724312101I remember this. Too bad rage threads are banned, never really get an opportunity to post old /v/ stuff.
>>724301451>Gardevoir Poketoon gets insane amount of attention and positive reaction>Because of that, from now Official pokemon youtube will now make only anime shorts about human males with waifumon companions.
>>724312101been so long that I actually forgot the ending
>>724312536Wake me when they put that in the actual games, let me romance my starter, and give her a Mega Stone engagement ring.
is it wrong to have 2 pokewives
>>724310436Imagine having a 1ft slimegirl made out of cream (in various flavors) and instead of wanting to lick and kiss it all over everyone decides "Damn it would be hot if it made women morbidly obese" and "Man wouldn't it be sexy if that thing inflated people to grotesque sizes?"
>>724312738Yes.
>>724301658>watermarking ai
>>724312738You can have 6. Any further pokewives are sent to your PC.
>>724306717For me, it's Lapras unbirthing
Needs to return to this wagie, this time he catches a Hatterene/Mawile/Gothorita who is clingy
>>724304558clearly not given this thread
>>724312837are you sure
>>724306717I love Lapras and hate vore so I get the complaint.Thank god for the ability to exclude tags.>-gay -vore -gore -scat -futa
>>724312798It's a shame when a design you like is associated with awful trends or fetishes.Has happened to several mons
>>724312536>gamefreak having enough sense to actually do what their audience wantslol
>>724312536Which waifumon will be next?
>>724312101>Try to use a condom>DieDeserved, really.
>>724313132
>>724301451>tfw would be good master / friend to my pokemon>know the rabbit or the gardevoir would be after my dick one dayI guess I'd need to catch male versions.
>>724313185They'd still do it it would just be extremely gay instead.
>>724312240She has a job though.
>>724313185>implying male rabbits are not super horny
>>724306119There's only one answer to the eternal question of best wife
>>724311850subtle but perfect...
>>724313054being a fan of rotom is suffering
>>724313303>tfw you forgot you had work and are going to be late, again.
>>724313132I could see one for Meowscarada.She has that thing about being very posessive of her trainer so it makes sense.
>>724313347It comes with both options of pussy too!
Nah, pokemon is a shit game.Back to your containment board>>>/vp/
>>724301630FPBP
you wouldn't keep her in a pokeball would you?
>>724305361What is she supposed to be holding in her left hand?
>>724313398I like Pheromosa, do not weep for me.
>>724313832How am I supposed to fuck her if she's in the pokeball?
>>724301451Wouldn't be dangerous to live in a world with monsters that breathe fire flying around in the sky?
>>724301943oh my dog
>>724301451Guess it would depend on what Pokemon it is, something like a Cinccino would be neat since it would help keep the house clean, but something like a Staraptor or other flying pokemon would do for some fun times just flying around, same with with shit like a Blastoise or a Mantine for water.Won't deny having a partner like Gardevoir or one of the other waifumons would make for a much more pleasant daily life tho.
>>724313935Oh your dog >>724311850
>>724312798Yum.
>>724310436As a wannabee baker, having a partner Alcremie would be fucking great.
>>724313398I liked having one horny Rotom but the mon shouldn't have become a recurring dex gimmick.
Reminder than in generation 8, they changed the Gardevoir line to be in the Human-like egg group.So this is all part of their master plan.
>futashit
>>724314629and other pokemon like alakazam
I haven't played Pokémon in many, many, many years.But Mew is the best.
>>724314854Alakazam was in human-like since its introduction, Gardevoir was only added in SWSH.
>>724314923>generic human body
>>724314891do you use competitively or just like em?
>>724301943NAMEEE??
>>724314524>see rotom>think these are horny
>>724315051Just like em.Was never much of a compfag, although it is cool to watch from time to time.
>>724304126I love that all of the ghibli gens essentially poisoned a whole period of gens with the piss tint because the AI started to inbreed.
If Gardevoir were real we'd have a ralts crisis in a year
>>724315123Not really.If you don't love your waifu on-model, you don't love your waifu.
big or small garde?
>>724315192they fudge the model in the anime so does it really matter?
>>724313565I was looking forward to the human ver. but it was sold out, unfortunately...
>>724315265Of course it does.
>>724315230XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXS
>>724315301There might be stock in other places.But probably not. I don't imagine they make a ton of those things at a time.
>>724315075The first Rotomdex was very unambiguously ready to suck your dick any moment.
>>724315592>unambiguouslyExcuse me?Care to share with the class?
>>724315192>get married>wife gains weight>divorce her because she's not on model any more
>>724315561hmm, I could try browsing around. got a site besides furryparty?
>>724315707>those eyesBrainwashed by Gard.Many such cases!
>>724315715Anon, it's fine that you like essentially a chink reproduction of the actual design.There's no need to create scenarios to justify your taste, as long as you aren't trying to pass it for what it isn't.
>>724315743yesgk comes to mind, but there's probably several.
>>724315123I won’t deny that there’s good art of Gardevoir with big tits, but the best smut of Gardevoir has her flat-chested. If you wanna give her curves, you do it at the hips and butt.
>>724315075>Rotoven>Not Roastom
>>724315189>An eternal Gardevoir generator, pumping out endless Gardevoir>The only catch? You have to fuck her constantlyPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE THIS REAL
>>724316016This nigga gets it.
>>724316016Undeniable truth
>>724315230Either the smallest, or at least a head larger than I.
>>724315696Sorry, it was actually in USUMEasy to look up
I still keep thinking of that old thread where someone made a peeing vaporean or glaceon or whatever.
>>724316016Truth.
>>724301451>>724301630I love the implication at the start that he really wanted to defeat a child to win the league.
>>724316707The peeing Vaporeon fountain?
men into """""""""""""pokephilia"""""""""""" = failed beta losers who can't interact with a real woman.Point and laugh at these failures
>>724316996what I am a real woman into """""""""""""pokephilia"""""""""""" ? I want machamp to strangle fuck me to near death.
>>724301451Yeah, but not for sexual purposes like 99% of tranniers here.
>>724301451Wouldnt Ditto be the best to have since he transforms into anyone?
>>724317402No, because Mew is that but actually cute without transforming.
>>724317461Last I checked Mew was kind of rare.
>>724318217Give me your hats
i was living under a rockwhat did I miss? where is the guardevoir/pokemon hype coming from ?
>>724301451I'd be happy with Meloetta.
>>724318217Me asking for their Pokemon instead
>>724318572Pokemon short on youtube of a former trainer turned delivery driver with his Gardevoir keeping a eye on him at work
>>724305230I agree all leftists should go broke, I'm a based artist and I do commissions for free.
>>724318698Is the "Gardevoir with a mega crystal on her forehead" the new notched Pichu?
need a needy meowstic gf
>>724301943Sauce
>>724318217double titjob?
>>724308919That's true of nearly every porn animation.
>>724301451id enjoy living with a nortubel
>>724301943glaceon is the fucking best
>>724305230It's not an issue until jewish lawyers and accountants get replaced by ai
>>724318960Espurr is too cute to evolve.
>>724318974These guys>https://xcancel.com/spiritdemonOS/media
>>724319318I'm so happy to be alive and have disposable income.Seems kinda low price from the product though.
>>724319592Be careful to not buy the statue instead of the sex doll.See >>724310985
>>724301451probably
>>724304204That's literally you kek
>>724319592Oh man, I hope you buy it and share your experience.I always wondered what those things feel like.
>>724301451yeah like with miltank, free milk
>>724319889They do have a Spiragato, at least.>https://www.orzgk.com/product/spirit-demon-studio-pokemon-sprigatito/
>>724319889Nigger if they made a tsukino one id wither and die
>>724320221If you tell them on twitter they might make a pool and make it their next product.They also have a (very anthrofied) Fennekin. I had no idea.Cool.>https://www.orzgk.com/product/spirit-demon-studio-pokemon-fennekin/
>>724319889the sex cat
>>724319804damn anon got some fat gardo udders
Call me what you want, for me it's alpha futavoir.
>>724301943sexo
>>724301451
>>724320354What the fuck. Why is that one so much more expensive?
>>724320354$10,000 for a fucking naked pokemon what the fuck
>>724301451That’s a male gardevoir btw
>>724302167same desu
>>724320629Compare to the other ones. That one is several times the price for whatever reason.Does it get up and make you coffee after you fuck it or something?>>724320673Gorgeous.Love the fire fox.
>>724320354Cute but what's might as well have gone up one evo
>>724320673Word.
>>724320756the vaporeon is $450, not bad desu but there's vat and shipping on top of that
i would give my pokewife this outfite and no one would be able to call me a pervert because it's a pokemon unite reference
>>724320874>FBI agent hands you a bag of sand
>>724320629I think it's set to that because it's a pre-order and to stop retards from actually buying it before it's finalized.That's the only reason I could think of though.
>>724313132Cute Reena
>>724301451I watched the video, how am i supposed to think she is not grinding on him daily? What was Nintendo's idea?
>>724320850Right?The body type is less feral already, would make for a great Braixen.
>>724320914Yeah, they wouldnt call you out but still would stare and think on it.
>>724311697It is, but he also forgets that most Pokémon will react very negatively to someone randomly attacking their trainer. Pokémon do attack without permission all the time.
>>724321162for that i don't care
>>724301943>>724319318>>724320034>DogsDamn I wish I gave a single fuck about Eevees.Call me when they make a kirlia one
>>724302261This post was made by an AI btw
Pokephilia is actually perfectly normal in-universe, look it up
>>724301943when the FUCK are they shipping my glaceon cookie statue?>>724303120this
>>724321653proof?
>>724321045Plausibly deniable marketing.
>>724321592call me when they made a model size with her
ok now i'm gonna have to ai gen some feral eeveelution mating press
>>724315707Honestly what I'm curious about is how they got that Gardevoir looking so smug
>>724301451>>724301658why do jannies allow these furshit porn dump threads?
>>724321592For me its
>>724315230M or L
>>724321703Fucking based.When did you buy it?Was it through this orzgk site?
God I wish I had a chill dog to sit on my lap.
>>724315230Either I'm the dildo or she's the onahole.
>>724322136wouldn't the icy cold feel horrible
>>724322245Only if you're a bitch
>>724322245I'd be radiating primal throbbing heat and it'd feel good especially while pounding.
>>724322047>When did you buy it?put down a deposit a year ago>Was it through this orzgk site?yes, I'm supposed to be contacted "soon™" for shipping details but it's been weeksanyway I've been reading the posts about Pokemon's inconsistent presentation of the intelligence of said Pokemon and I don't have anything else to add, at this point there's nothing you can do but enjoy what you consider to be the good parts
>>724322304>>724322312isn't the warmth what feels good? not that i've ever had that experience
>>724304672agreed
I still kinda want a life sized Gardevoir plush. It seems very huggable, but also it'd be amusing to put it into different poses like I saw in other threads.
>>724318698>to the window, to the wall.........
>>724304672Left has human ancestry
>>724322324Get out of my machine and stop washing ur harbl.
>>724322324>at this point there's nothing you can do but enjoy what you consider to be the good partsWord.Keep us posted about your sex doll. I'm so curious to hear an actual anon's account of it.
>>724320525Translation?
Stop lusting over your Pokemon you freaks.
>>724322673he asks her to look into his future
Laying my head on Glaceon's tummy (feels like the cool side of the pillow)
>>724302261ai is good only to generate gooning material
>>724322673From right to left.>Gardevoir! I want to become a soccer player in the future! Tell me if my wish comes true!>Gardevoir used Future Sight!
Foolish wifepursuersThe joy of Pokémon is to switch up
>>724322769This is what pokes with bad IVs should be used for.
>>724301451What was gardevoir thinking in that Moment?
>>724322921which it is extremely good at
>>724322769>>724322965I thought she's praying to Arceus to give her a husband
Stop overfeeding your pokemon to give them fat asses, it's not healthy.
>>724322991"I'm really glad I was able to save my trainer's life from a mudslide."
>>724323123They do it on their own.
>>724323078
>>724322967>implying Gardevoir would tolerate infidelity >>724323117I ran it through google translatorthe kid asks if he's going to become a soccer start when he grows up
>>724323264https://litter.catbox.moe/sg6eriblbl06ix9o.jpg
>>724322769You can't catch wild Gardevoirs, only Ralts and Kirlias
>>724301451Yes
>>724322769Gardevoir can create Black holes. They're disqualified from pokémon battles by default. Gardevoir should be fully integrated into human society and treated as people and not be labeled as pokémon.
>>724323376So any trainer who marries Gardevoir canonically also had to raise her? Creepy.
>>724323078yeah it's pretty good
>>724323376you can since gen 8 actually
>>724323343Cute tummy and paws.Captcha: DYTOT
>>724323393If you punch her in the belly, she'll make a sound like a rubber ducky and come out completely unhurt.
>>724323343wish I was her
>>724323393hngg exp
>>724323449Based
>>724322991
If I lived in the Pokemon universe I would make it my mission to marry a gardevoir. There would also be many experiments around what our children would look like.
>>724323449then they get clingy and yanderethey probably use their psychic powers to repel any human women who gets too close too
Gardevoir overratedfor me, it's Roserade
>>724323631how will you catch one? in lore they are usually guarding their territories. catching a ralts is annoying too because they can teleport
>>724323765Anon is doomed from the outset. Gardevoir avoid the impure of heart.
>>724323717>Ms. Fibbs would never harm anyone! She's- MS. FIBBS NO GET OFF OF HERGonna have to put her on a leash
>>724323765I'll wander through the wilderness until I find one or starve to death.
>>724323765best bet would be to bait a ralts and raise it into a gardevoir yourself
>>724322967I only need the one.
>>724323851>Wants to marry a gardevoir >Ends up with a gardevoir daughter insteadMany such cases
>>724323824>marriage and family isn't pure
>>724322989Can you imagine the seething hatred from your other mons as they watch their master give some slut who wasn't even his starter get all the attention and cock they rightfully deserve
Big fuckin' grippers.
>>724303862god the gothitelle line looks like garbage compared to the gardevoir line, it's honestly unreal. I like gen 5, but some of the designs really show the downfall of pokemon designs had already begun.
>>724323931Nobody who browses this board is pure.
>>724322921>>724323343I really need to work on hooking an image gen model to my LLM RP setup.
>canonically beats the shit out of gardevoirmy wife is so fucking based
>>724324035BIGMEATY________
>>724324035The best thing about a garde wife is that it EVERYONE would notice the giant fucking ring you put on her finger and she wouldn't even have to show it off
>>724324050No human at all is "pure."
>>724301451Yes, i've always wanted an Espeon who'd sit in the same room as me pretending he didn't care what i was doing only for him to use his psychic powers to pick up the player 2 controller and play vidya together.
>>724324102I love my gardevoir not because she is strong but because she is wife.
>>724324146>i am a degenerate>therefore everyone must be
>>724324140You'd probably be better off putting it on a necklace or something. She doesn't even really have knuckles to keep a ring on with.
In Pokemon, when doing cross-species breeding, the species is inherited from the mother.So this means that humans would get wiped out in a single generation if female Gardevoir were real.
>>724301451Yes, were it a psychic Pokemon using telekinesis to clean my apartment for me. That is, telepathically removing all dust, food scraps, feces particulates, soap scum, etc.Otherwise, no. I do not wish to live with some sentient blob who can't actually communicate with me in some awkward dynamic where I essentially have a mute and deaf person living with me.
I love my gardevoir because she gives me no other choice
>>724323983>Lopunny wife that master has been fucking for years eeeks out a hard fought victory>Comes back to the tent expecting a reward only to watch as the slutvoir sits in his lap the entire time and forces him to spoon-feed her
>>724324301Well no one would have sex with a female Gardevoir because they aren't attractive so your fears are fortunately unfounded.
>>724324078are local models good yet for text? i never hear anything good, yet images have been great for a long time
>>724324315>living with a women who can't talkwhat bliss.......
>>724324274No, he's right. You can't find a "pure" human unless you grade on a curve.
ZamnnnnSome Saars are mad in this thread.Can't blame them the furry artist didn't want to draw scat diaper porn so they had to do it themselves.
>>724324420no. even the beefy cloud models aren't good for text.
>>724301451Cute gardevoir.
>>724324420You can get a free API key from Openrouter and plug that into SillyTavern for access to free LLMs or very cheap half a cent per post ones. Then go to Chub and find some pokemon cards with high downloads. I'm sure you'd goon for days if you're new to text ai ERP.
>>724324528novelai has been great for years
>>724324665lollmao even
>>724324324I hate how lumpy she is.
>>724324493Sure, it is a curve, it might be vague, but you are in a cartoon porn thread, you are way past any depravity breakpoint.
>>724323428she can satisfy black hole fetishists
>>724323453I NEED GLACEON SEX
>>724324758writes great to me at least, been gooning for years. looks like anyone would have written it. never liked the chat format of tavern, i prefer it just being a story
>>724324805>cartoon porn is one of the most depraved things he can think of
>>724324805Of all the darkness humanity has within it, I don't think sexy drawings is very high on the scale, m8.
They should return to this trainer wagie and give him more waifumons like Salazzle, Froslass, Mega Meganium, Tsareena, Hatterene, Gothorita, Vespiquen, etc.
>>724324917>retarded NAIfag literally only sees the LLM world in "NAI" and "chatslop"i don't even feel bad for you, you deserved to get scammed for years lmao
>>724324420It's in a pretty good place.Local models like the GLM series are pretty good for that out of the box and don't need "server class" hardware necessarily.You can also use gemini, claude, etc.I like using gemini 2.5 flash. It's surprisingly able considering that it's free, but I also use the old reliable Nemo 12B and GLM 4.5 air.
>>724324805>you are thinking about sex>that means you're on the same level of depraved as cartel beheadings and daiperfagsNo.
>>724301658Wouldn’t the mask get in the way of making out?>>724301943Lmao I’ve seen that posted here not too long ago
>>724324954>>724325026Hm. I don't think I have a retort for this. At the very least I'm sure I'm not approaching any pokemon that can read my mind.
But what if the trainer doesn't want to fuck his cutemons?
>>724301943why does the cookie version have to be so expensive
>>724324954This lop looks like she likes it rough and will beat me up until I do so.
>>724325208well now, that's what cutedom is for
>>724325208then no sexual occurs and you move on with your pokemon journey
>>724325184I would specifically approach psychic pokemon and imagine me mating pressing her then her giving birth to my children.
>>724325208But what if the cutemons want to fuck their trainer?
>>724325298ughpure goon slop
>>724325314This is why you're never marrying a gardevoir.
she wants to drive
>>724301451I'll take a Pal instead
>>724303372Imagine handholding Jynx
>>724325408Controlling the pedals while letting daughter-garde-wife sit in lap and steer.
>>724325401You just gotta find one that matches your freak.
>>724325208If God has wanted you to remain a virgin he would not have created cutemons
>>724303625With anon!
>>724325408What could possibly go wrong. >>724318698
>>724325376average cutemon activity
>>724325510>He
>>724303869I want to stroke Jynx’s hair and take her to the Salon
Move aside
>>724323449just like in the old days lmfao, cant get anymore traditional than that
>>724301451only the humanoid ones I can have sex with
>>724325434I'll take both.And the marine dinosaur too for that matter.Fuck I wish Lovander looked like that in game.
>>724323376marrying Kirlia for the pre-order bonus
>>724325527It's cool, she'll use protect before she crashes.
>>724310436>Damn it would be hot if it made women morbidly obeseincorrect! i want alcremie to make me morbidly obese and then the kissing and licking happens.
Okay but why is no one talking about this supreme sex creature?Looking forward to the art of backpack girl.
>>724303608I used to go there for general onahole advice but stopped bothering when it became nothing but a sex doll general
>>724325208theres the cute trainers and gym leaders if your strong enough
>>724325686there's like 2-3 sea serpents in palworld (not counting bullshit recolors)
>>724325527how can she crash if she can see the future?
>>724325783I was talking about Lagiacrus, not that I wouldn't the noodle pals, or pokemon.
>>724325734hoping that drawfag anon who likes pokekid gets into it
>>724304090Can Glaceon cool up my drink if it gets warm? It does use ice powers correct?>>724304241Best Eeveelution>>724304602Pika Libre for Smash 6 but with a new moveset>>724305183Cute Nipple
>>724325818She's a REALLY bad driver.
>>724325970Lagiacrus can get it too
>>724305317Why Watermelon Bikini and not her actual namesake?
>>724301943Am I stupid? I couldn't find the glaceon one only the vaporeon
>>724326159If you were looking for it in the orzgk website, it's out of stock>https://www.orzgk.com/?s=Spirit+Demon+Studio&post_type=product&dgwt_wcas=1>https://www.orzgk.com/product/spirit-demon-studio-pokemon-glaceon/
>>724325208then he will be taped by his thirsty cutemons eventuallymany such cases, be careful!
>>724304241I would not do the sexual activities with my Espeon, but yes she is my favorite
>>724301451>>724301630>>724325734So, are we just going to ignore the fact that he really wanted to defeat a child to win the league?
Good thread.
>>724326290Lame. The glaceon one is way better
>>724326531YEAH KICK THAT KIDS ASS WOOOOOO
>>724326451i would pump both of their rumps with love for hours!
>>724326570I think so too.There might be stock on some other website.Maybe shoot them a DM on twitter.
>>724326531What's the issue? You never played Pokemon or something?
>>724326451Imagine esp hilting a thick knot into that glaceon right now haha
>>724326732>You never played Pokemon or something?Yeah, you're right. I don't play Pokemon usually. I just come by here.
>>724326531>>724326846Reminds me of an old tournament podium shot>two asian kids>fat white dude
>>724326750imagine slapping its forehead and making it cry.. haha
>>724326996
>favorite porn artist just vanishes off the face of the earth>last post nearing 2 years ago
>>724326996How about I slap you instead
>>724301451not really because my trans gf loves pokemon so wed have to live with all of them
>>724327184whom?
>>724327184iktf bro :(
>>724327393Wobblelava
>>724325104what?
>>724327184This is why it's important to archive toosome artists have melties and delete everything without warning I've been looking into running hydrus networks myself. Waiting on some new hard drives to arrive
>>724327423Love his stuff.Specially the cookie version of his eeveelutions.
>>724327638for me, it's Bashful
>>724327423good shit
>>724320954kek
>>724327638I wish they were flatter.Anyway, I'd chose modest.
>>724326290Need cookie
>>724305643Kirlia >>>>> GardevoirWhy? Because of anatomy not being strange or weirdWhy does Gardevoir have that Red Chest thing? Seems like it would always get in the way when hugging itAnybody else get these weird Captchas?
