>NO NIKO PLEASE DON'T KILL MY BVLL VLAD WHO WILL GIVE MALLORY BRAIN SHATTERING HANDSFREE SQUIRTING ORGASMS THEN ME AND MALLORY HAVE AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP WHAT SHE DOES WHILE WE ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP IS NONE OF MY BUSINESSdamn, Roman was a betterman™ all along?
>>724305594>hangs up
>>724305594>V-VLAD...P-P-P-PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR SHAFT A-A-AND BALLS WHILE YOU F-F-FUCK MALLORY RAW!! VLAD!! LET ME SNIFF YOUR ASSHOLE WHILE YOU CREAMPIE MALLORY!! PLEASE!! VLAD!! NOW!! YES VLAD PLEASE FART IN MY FACE OH! PLEASE BREAK MALLORY IN HALF WITH YOUR DICK VLADY-BOY!! VLADY-BOY PLEASE FUCK MY ANUS WITH YOUR MASSIVE DICK!! FUCK ME LIKE YOU FUCK MALLORY!! AND MICHELLE!!! VLAD PLEASE KISS ME! VLADY-BOY LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK AND SPIT YOUR LOAD INTO MALLORY'S PUSSY!!! VLAD... I LOVE YOU VLAD!! ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU VLADY-BOY JUST PROMISE ME YOU WILL FUCK ME AND MALLORY AND MICHELLE EVERY DAY!!! VLAD!!! LETS USE YOUR SWITCHBLADE TO REMOVE MY MICRODICK AND ATTACH IT TO YOU NEXT TO YOUR SUPERIOR GIGANTIC RUSSIAN SO YOU CAN FUCK ME AND MALLORY AT THE SAME TIME!! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH MY OWN COCK !!!... PLEASE POOP ON MALLORY! VLAD YOUR HAIRY ANUS IS SO MANLY IM SO LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO KISS IT!!! *SLURP* *SLURP* MMMM GOD SWEAT SO HEADY I CANT THINK...!! GET THE RUSSIAN MOB TO USE THEIR BASEBALL BATS AGAIN!!! MAKE THEM SODOMIZE THE PISS AND SHIT OUT OF ME WITH THEIR BATS AND MAKE ME DRINK MY OWN PISS AND SHIT SMOOTHIE AND THEN VOMIT DOWN MALLORY'S THROAT AND DRINK MY OWN PISS AND SHIT SMOOTHIE VOMIT OUT OF HER MOUTH WITH AN ENVIRONMENTALLY SUSTAINABLE PAPER STRAW!!!!! MAKE THEM CUT OFF THE CIRCULATION TO MY LIMBS SO THEY DIE AND FALL OFF AND I BECOME VLADS ONAHOLE FOR LIFE UNABLE TO FIGHT EVER AGAIN!!! VLAD!!! ALL I WANT IS TO BE FUCKED BY VLAD EVERY SINGLE DAY AND FILLED WITH CUM UNTIL I DIE AND POOP THE CUM ONTO MALLORY!!! VLAD! PLEASE PISS ON ME I AM YOUR TOILET LOW CLASS SERBJAN MEAT TOILET BORN TO DRINK PISS!!! YOUR PIG PISS VLAD!!!!!VLAD PLEASE LET ME SNIFF YOUR UNDERWEAR AFTER YOU EAT RAMEN AND SHIT!!! VLAD!MALLORY SAYS I CANT TAKE THIS BUTTPLUG OUT FOR ANYONE EXCEPT HER STRAP ON BUT I NEED YOU SO BAD!!! PLEASE PULL THE PLUG OUT AND STUFF ME WITH YOUR BIG MANLY RUSSKI ROD!! VLAD!! MY PATHETIC SERBJAN SISSY COCK NEEDS PUNISHMENT!! YABBA DABBA DOO KOSOVO JE ALBANIA
>>724305594Roman was a retard but he was nowhere as insufferable as the meme videos from the time made it out to be.
Rockstar have been sneaking in cuckoldry for a while, but you were the bvll in GTA III cucking Phil Leotardo with his wife. They had to change that around of course for obvious reasons in later instalments.
>>724305885he never said this thoughbeit
What was his name again?
>>724306618Mr. Yokel
>>724305885Why are Serbs like this?
>>724306430He did I was there
>>724305647shut the fuck up, your gf dies without ever letting you score and you still simp for her like a retard
>>724306618big mouth prick
>>724307664You can fuck both Michelle and Kate though
>>724309125>Kateno
>>724309189You can't? It's been years since the last time I played the game. Couldn't you ask her to invite you in after dates and fuck her?
>>724305594Cuck mentality is an offense and should be banned
>>724309309You could ask but she always refuses
>>724309362She’s ugly anyway, you should have been able to cuck Roman (yet again) with Mallorie she was pretty cute.
BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES
>>724305594>Niko the serbian war veteran who also loves black people and gaysIf this came out today people would shit on it endlessly just for this.
>>724309362Fucking mick cunt also dumps you if you choose the option that saves her, why would anyone save her?
The perfect ending would have been Roman dying and you getting revenge of Pegorino and Dimitri, WITHOUT making the deal.
>>724309512IMO the only reason to pick Deal is because it makes the final mission feel more climactic. Even putting aside that Revenge keeps Roman alive and that Roman is better than Kate, Revenge just makes more sense. Even if you have Niko spare Darko because revenge bad, it still feels right not to trust Dimitri seeing as he's been an active threat to Niko unlike Darko.
>>724305594the same way niko's shit game was cucked by the gay tony dlc
>>724309505He’s really not that bad, besides it’s an old friend of his who he and Roman initially laugh at for his faggotry, being a fag in a large city in 2008 isn’t exactly out of the ordinary either. And as for niggers, he’s a criminal, you’re expected to run into a few on your indecent escapades in New York. It’s not like he gives a shit when that Irish guy says something about hating working for niggers.
Gta online>gta v>gta iv
>>724306618Mr Catch a bullet in the head bitch
>>724305594Imagine 4chan without schizoid ESL retard babble
>>724309505Serbs are black and gay
>>724312228Based and white unlike you jeet
>>724305594Stop writing gay porn on a blue board
>>724305885
>>724307509Vlad get off this Zimbabwean bushmeat discussion board right now.
>>724309505i unironically thought gta 4 was garbage because of thisi liked gta 5 better, michael and franklin are believable as charactersofc the one retards creamed themselves about, muh trevor, is also all lgbt-when-ideologically-convenient
man /dbs/ posters have become so unfunny this past month
>>724313949Michael is the best most relatable gta character to this day
>>724305594>>724305885I will never understand what possesses someone to take the time to type out all that of that shit just for their barely disguised fetish.
>BILLY, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU, TERRY, CLAY AND BRIAN TAKING TURNS FUCKING MY GIRL!? SPREADING HER OUT ON THE FUCKING POOL TABLE AND MAKING HER SQUIRT ALL OVER THE DAMN CLUB, THEN SHE HAS WHEELCHAIR SEX WITH ANGUS!? WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR, A FUCKING KEK?! DON'T GET ME WRONG, ASHLEY IS A GROWN ADULT, WHAT SHE DOES WHILE WE'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP IS HER BUSINESS BUT I NEVER SAID SHE COULD BE THE CLUB WHORE BILLY, WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
>>724309505there should be more video game characters who see through divide and conquer bullshit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlDu4vei2mo
>>724313949Isn't it implied in-game that Florian fled to LC in particular because faggotry wasn't tolerated back home? Seem to recall some dialogue about that
>>724314369Canon btw, this actually happened
>>724313949trevor has principles
>>724309505GTA 4 was always woke.
>>724314723It's liberal New York, what did you expect?
>>724312067
>>724305594>>724305885your brain on living in eastern europe
>>724314573Oh yeah what's Little Johnny Jew gonna do about it?Oh right.
>>724305594don't judge, he's just serbian
>>724314723Good lord, SA really was the peak of this franchise huh?
