>106 years old>"barely an adult">is romanceableWhat did Bioware mean by this?
Low Risk, High Reward
>>724305961>suggest a threesome when ashley and her confront me>ashley: "in your dreams, commander">liara: "thank you for choosing me"
>>724307293>"Did I though?"
>>724305961that humans are truly the infantile ones and the asari are the real pedos
The Refuse ending, minus the part where you reject the starchild's victory for no reason, is actually kind of kinoSpecifically the bittersweet idea of failing to succeed and stop the reapers after all your efforts, but that you paved the way for the next cycle to succeed where you failedIt's also like poetry, the series opens with you interacting with the Prothean warning - you efforts leave a message behind for the next species to have a chanceI wish they went all in on this ending. It could actually be very goodThey were probably too scared because people want to win.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmcuF7UggkQ
Liara becoming a manipulative criminal after being with Shepard is the worst writing in history.
>>724307715This. Asari mating with humans would be like humans mating with primates. It's practically bestiality on the Asari's part.
>tali is on her people's cultural mission to prove she's an adult at 16 years old>Shepard has to be put on ice for 2 years so she's 18 years old in ME2 and becomes romance target (she likes watching Disney musicals as a date btw)thingken
>>724308256>Tali died because I thought the Geth ships would look cooler in the space battlekek
>>724307836I've contemplated making a mod where Synthesis or Refuse are the only endings and with the Catalyst sound more menacing regardless of your EMS. Even though it would probably only have one download (my mom)Destroy and Control existing are both terrible endings that completely undermine the story. Control especially is a why the fuck does this even exist ending
>>724308256She's only 14 in Quarian years you sick cunt
>>724305961SHE WAS 106 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>724305961Doesnt that make her 10 years old in human years?
>>724305961We will bang, ok
>>724305961Barely an adult is still an adult. I don't see the problem.
>>724305961Barely legal is such retarded amerimutt thinking. They really are whipped by ugly hags
>>724309291Transhumanist filth ending. Refuse and destroy are the only acceptable endings
>>724310040this lol, the whole point of it is that you were attracted to her before she was legal because the laws are unnatural roastie feminist bullshitalso 16 is technically legal even in most amerimutt shitholes, but cuckifornia has brainwashed them so much they don't even know their own laws
>>724305961>>724309816Can I be Liara4?
>>724310124Destroy is just a lamer Refuse where you get to have your cake and eat it too (unless the cake is EDI/the Geth)
>>724305961I wanna fuck an 83 year old Asari bros, how fucked am I?
>>724310230You were always Liara1
>>724310418Peebee will take you up on your offer.Enjoy your asari with a fat bald mans face.
>*blocks your path on insanity*
>>724310418Well that depends. In the Blorg Sector it's legal to fuck as long as you're within 20 space cycles of her age, except if you're her commanding officer or another Asari. Also there are special restrictions in place if you have biotics. Consult a VI to learn the laws on your planet.
>>724308256Shepard preordered
>>724305961Liaras big blue tits
>>724308256>reinstalled nerve-stim proWhy was she such a gooner?
>>724308256>>724311452she literally says "imagine the scenario of a young girl alone being saved by a dashing hero and is taken on an amazing journey to save the galaxy" it would be hard not to fall for such a guy