>Bretonnia stil hasn't had a buff
>>724308184How can you buff kingdom of French Luddites when everyone else is using canons, guns or OP Magic?
>>724308184>Playing cucktoniaISHIGHYDIGGY
>Oh wow a fantasy world full of whacky races, cool creatures, magic, human empires with technology and a fantastic world>I shall play as medieval france lolNoone ever does that except maybe french "people"
>>724308184Fantasy Frenchoids don't deserve buffs.
>>724308405You're weak and gay.
>>724308184i gave up and bought Medieval 2. holy shit cavalry feels amazing in this game even with unresponsive retard units.
>>724308405Oh wow a fantasy world full of demons, heretics and foul pagan artes!DEUS VULT
Reject canon, add BULLSHIT MADE UP THEMATIC UNITS
>>724309698those are all unchivalrous
>>724308405>Oh wow a fantasy world full of whacky races, cool creatures, magic, human empires with technology and a fantastic world>I shall play as burning raping goat peopleRAROO
I think I've gotten too good and have it all figured out. My games are basically done before turn 30 and I can't go back now to being retarded and shit. What the hell do I do now?
>>724312647Legendary / Very hard
>>724308184>a random Marienburg vampire solo'd an entire Chaos army>Vlad soloing multiple chaos armies at that fort, despite being surrounded by chaos they refused to invade his fort because he just wiped them every timeFirst of all, this means vampires should have taken over human society long ago. Secondly, how did Chaos win? Where the fuck were the other couple hundred vampires in the world?
>>724312728Considering what this actually effects in wh, I won't go past very hard for campaign and normal for battles. Any other solutions that keeps the fun?
>>724312790Vlad is a Chad, Mannlett would have been slain right away for instance
>>724312969Play LLs with hard starts, like Squeek.Legendary is fun doe.
>>724313019Fuck I'm retarded, I mean Queek Headtaker. Who the fuck is Squeek.
>>724308184>Bretonnia>needing a buffits literally the easiest overall faction in the game where its power is not reliant on a specific subfaction's cheese like playing skryre
>Bretonnia>Lamenters>Salamanders>Skaven>Dwarves >Imperial Guard >Empire >Black Templars>Blood Angels >Fantasy Beastmen >Chaos Guard Hi, I have the most abhorrent personality in this fandom what do you want to know about me?
>>724313101>Bretonnia>easiest overall factionThat's a strange way to type Warriors of Chaos
I stopped playing warhammer and went back to older games. I wish Dynasty was better.
>>724313076Give me more LLs with hard starts, what's currently the hardest start? I know Morathi (my favorite) was considered one of the hardest at one point but surely not the case still. On difficulty, for campaign maybe but it makes the AI full on immune to some races shit which I don't like. Anything above normal for battles just means you have time to waste.
>>724308286>everyone else is using canonsBretonnia has the most technologically advanced Navy out of all the human nations.>gunsSo do "peasant" militias in coastal cities.>OP MagicTheir various flavours of Hedge/Grail/Quest Knights can also have their own paladin-like magic + Grail Damsels.
>>724313147I thought Reddit hates the Black Templars tho
>>724313147unironically stopped using /twg/ since all the beastmen fuckers kept making beastmen rape fanfics constantly. Its genuinely turned me off on the entire faction and I hope GW does more to erase them
>>724313217Total Chinkhammer can be improved quite substantially by mods, but yeah it's kind of fundamentally broken in a number of ways
>>724313273KhalidaBorisBelegarKairos
>>724313190Warriors of Chaos have a much weaker economy and require a lot more setupBretonnia simply pumps out as many immortal beatstick lords and knightstacks as it pleases
>>724313463A real pity, I loved the way they were taking the game. New mechanics were cool although a lil unpolished.They really went full retard with the expansions. Killed in the crib a game with ton on potential
>>724313556My most recent play through was with Khalida and was the point I realized I'm now too good for my own fun, ally (temporary) the dwarfs to the left, kill north rats then go south gg no one can contend you anymore. Kairos looks like the best option so will that a go, thanks man.
>>724313556isn't Khatep still shit or did they unfuck him somehow
CA wasting money shill threads in the middle of review bombing? What the fuck lmoa
>>724312790>how did chaos winrats aloha snackbar'd morslieb and it basically destroyed the entire planet>where are the other vampireslicking nagash's taint
So which faction are you guys playing first in TW40k?
>>724314263well, our options are gonna be space marines (blue), space marines (red), space marines (furry), orks, space marines (spiky), and necrons (pre-order only) so probably orks
>>724314373Come now anon, let's not be crass.CSM will be pre-order only too.
>>724314263how is the combat even meant to work for TW 40k? is it gonna be cover based? do you build trenches? when would it be a good idea to go into melee vs just drowning enemy with bolter shots?
>>724314462They could have ammo be related to logistics instead of auto-refilling to a set level between fights so you can't lightning strike with a high end ranged army for an 'i win' button.
>>724314462it wouldn't but that wont stop twitter faggots from posting about it for (You)s
>>724314712Warhammer has a lot of grifters on twitter its insane man
Is it finally time to play WH3?
>>724312790>how did Chaos win?skaven bullshitskaven more or less have 40k tech in retarded magic handwave formathourly reminder that you cannot hate 'skaven fans' enough. literal lolsorandumb retard writing that vomits on the entire setting every time it rears its head
>>724312790Mannfredpale nigga destroyed the world in a fit of manlet rage
>>724313281>Bretonnia has the most technologically advanced Navy out of all the human nations.Wrong setting. Man-o-War isn't canon to Fantasy in any way.
I like AoS and would play a Total War AoS game.
>>724315126Meh. Part of Total War is having a good map and the AoS one is kinda meh. Too Chaotic.
>>724308184>asking for a boon
>>724315126can't wait to have to run every army as a hero/SEU stack because there are like 3-4 units per army that get power crept late game so bad they are useless.
>>724314981The same is said in the WFRPG 2nd Edition Bretonnia book.
>>724314763GW's properties have been infested for over a decade and its very amusing to me that so many people either aren't aware of this or are willfully, often maliciously, playing stupid about it (typically because they're part of the infestation)any newfags that aren't actually part of the infestation get blindsided that the things they like from vidya is typically all stuff that has been axed and that GW itself thinks is shit that they're trying to move away frommost youtube channels (the most digestible avenue of introduction to the settings) do their best to obfuscate and damage control all of GWs trash decisions and shill for them in the hopes that they will be noticed and receive benefits of some sort
>>724312790>Secondly, how did Chaos win?The End Times is hated for a reason>Elves not bamed Teclis utterly shafted by a badly implemented civil war based on retcons>Dwarfs shafted by Skaven>Lizardmen shafted by Skaven>Nagash (and thus Tomb Kings and Vamp Counts) shafted by, you guessed it, Skaven>Everyone shafted at the last second my Mannlet Von Cuckstein
>>724315337The RPG isn't canon either ever since storm of chaos was retconned.
>>724315881Retconning the Storm of Chaos doesn't change Bretonnia's technological level.Also, as a sidenote, imagine trying to read the Gotrek and Felix novels nowadays, where the reason they came back to the Old World WAS the Storm of Chaos and they arrive too late, with Archaon defeated and killed and Middelheim.
>>724316235Bretonnian tech levels have been changed three times in the span of 8 editions.
>>724316604So did every race's.Dwarves went from "gyrocopters are highly experimental" to "lightning powered exo-skeletons; submarines, and golems.
>>724314263imo it should be dune for the next TW istead of 40k>lineage actually matters>marriages could force alliances>could add some sort of Bene Gesserit shenanigans mechanic>no need of some overpowered LL stomping through frontlines>House Atreides fewer troops, higher quality>House Harkonnen Cheap mass infantry and heavy armor>Fremen Tribes Cheap units high morale, hit an run like the aztecs in med 2>Sardaukar emperor shock troops maybe small unit entity army? >supplies/resources actually matter>spice, water, population etc.there could be a lot more mechanics that could be fun to play around with, which would be cool to have in a fantasy game since those seem to always be relegated to historicals. the only really bad thing i could think of from the top of my head is that its all going to be on dune so the maps wont be as varied dark sun would be cool to but that's never happening
>fantasy thread>40k fags always but in
>>724313448>It's okay when the Dark Elves do it!
>>724312790Like not all humans can do what valten can, not all vampires are as fucking incredible as vlad the mad lad, rad chad, and bad dad. Despite being a kitchen sink setting met to simply fit in every possible trope and sell as much plastic and pewter as possible, warhammer fantasy did a few things better than almost everything else, and I include dwarfs and vampires in that short list. Maybe dark elves, too.>how did Chaos win?end times sucked fucking cock is how
>>724317380>factions getting ignored continue getting ignored>CA keeps mismanaging the game>we'll keep playing because there's nothing else quite like it, fucking cathere, all fantasy discussion is done until the next major update. What do you expect man? We know a 40k game is coming eventually, there's bound to be some discussion.
>>724318946> We know a 40k game is coming eventuallyAHAHAHAHAHA
>>724317380anon, wtf is that image?
>>724319393>look at me i'm such a passive aggressive redditor xd
>Total War 40k happens>Soboro makes a Yvraine modIT IS INEVITABLE
>>724308286grail knights are the fantasy equivalent of the Astartes so they got that going for them.
>>724308405The whole appeal is that they're Arthurian knights. >magicGrail Knights are literally dudes on magic steroids.
>>724319474CA can’t make WW1 game, only delusional retards think 40k ever gets made
>>724315641Wait, if I understand correctly they ended the setting with 'and then everybody died' instead of letting it open ended for people to still have their setting?
>>724308184didn't they gutted grail knights because MP négros cried
>>724308405Have you seen what their knights can accomplish
>>724319965They buffed them to incredible levels, it was beautiful. But they were legit OP, RIP lore accurate grails.
>>724320129I like what a mod does, using the chaos warrior upgrade system. Youcan only recruit the lowest tier knight
>>724308184They never will. CA is the shittiest company in existence. Imagine fumbling the bag as hard as they did with war3.
>>724319876Correct.Teclis attempted to pull off a ritual that would re-bind the Winds of Magic and make new Gods out if several characters.Mannfred interrupted this by shanking Gelt in the back, causing the Wind of Metal to unravel and implode the ritual. Instead of binding the Winds, the result was a new portal to the Realm of Chaos opening right in the middle of the Empire, which then spread out and consumed the planet.The survivors were>Sigmar>Tyrion>Alarielle>Nagash>Malekith (Kinda)>Gotrek>Archaon and other assorted Chaos championsEach of them besides Archaon and Gotrek became Gods of the Winds they were being bound to. Following the destruction of the 'World That Was', the Winds ran wild before settling down and forming individual 'Realms', where the new Gods took up residence and started carving out domains for their people.The original WHFB planet 'exists' but it's little more than a molten rock after Chaos destroyed it.This is one of the big sticking points as to why people have hated and continue to hate AoS; it wasn't just a new thing, it was a new thing that was made by GW completely destroying Fantasy.
>>724320976>Age of Trannymar
>>724314859Nice to know I'm not the only person who feels this way.
>>724314859Skavens are funny as this self-destructive force, it's the End Time's fault the writers lazily decided the exact opposite of a hivemind suddenly decided to get their shit together
>>724320976Damn, that's some wacky fanfiction! I'm glad the real ending to the setting was the reveal that Fantasy planet sits in the Eye of Terror and Sigmar is one of the lost primarchs. The planet re-enters the 40k galaxy during the opening of the Great Rift.
>>724320976>The survivors wereDon't forget Thanquol who managed to chew his way out of Chaos purgatory
>>724321681Anon I got bad news for you; modern 40k is worse than AoS.
>>724321723Thanquol falls under 'assorted Chaos Champions'.
>>724321762bait used to be believable
>>724321762both are infected with girlbosses
>>724321882If you care about things other than Space Marines in 40k then you're fucked. Multiple subfactions for Non-Marines are getting removed or heavily trimmed down meanwhile every Chapter with a Primarch is guaranteed to be getting them and more.>>724322107>girlbossesGirlbosses aren't even a real issue in 40k. At worst they're face service to cause 'debates' while GW prints more Marines and cuts more away from other factions.
>>724319841>TW40k wont ever be made.>Why?>Because I said so.GW and CA are both some of the greediest fucking companies around. They know how much money a Total War 40k would bring in. It's probably gonna run and play like shit but they know its gonna make money on the 40k name alone. It's gonna happen whether you like it or not.
>>724308405>just plain medieval franceIt's Arthurian/Matter of France fantasy you fucking retard.
>>724321550Also their technology suddenly stopped failing and skaven assassins just killed everyone.
>>72431984140k has about as much shooting and melee and spellcasting as WHFB. There's literally nothing keeping CA from making a 40k game.
Dude on a horse on a horse
>>724317085>imo it should be dune for the next TW istead of 40kI feel like such a retard for never putting 2 and 2 together.
>>724322837yeah insane how they butchered Thorgrim's character by making him "forget" a door
>>724314859hate lolrandom skaven shit.They're best when they are at their worst, as the truly most vile, disgusting and outright evil faction in the setting.
>>724318946>muh spess marines>muh primarcsthere, 99% of 40k discussion
>>724324434I could complain about newcrons are a less thematically interesting faction than what they used to represent IMO despite them being newcrons longer than they ever were oldcrons if you'd like.
>>724324434Don't forget Tau/Eldar women prefer human men.
>>72432339140k doesn't have spellcasting anymore. All magic is just a shooting attack now
>>724308184
>>724324590oldcrons were boring one note, Dr TrazzynWho is a mistake I do agree tho
>>724324434I eagerly await Mechanicus 2
>>724324862Jesus Christ how horrifying. I thought that was just a Kill Team simplification.
>>724320976You forgot the part where Winds made their own new gods and the survivors had to kill them before doing anything
>>724314859Even Skaven enjoyers hate the end times bro. Them getting their shit together is antithetical to what they do. All that stupid bullshit tech is supposed to fall apart from the clownish, selfish, evil backstabbing. Fuck, I'm still pissed how the fucking High King accidently left his back door open and an assassian rat just ignored the anti-assassian rune magic on his armor. Holy fuck is that dumb.
>>724327170it's also funny how they created character which were pretty reasonnable like Teclis but decided to make him go full retard because the plot demanded it. All of this because GW got fucking punked during Storm of Chaos
>>724326102faster
>>724314263NecronsIts always Necrons
>>724314263I'm thinking Primaris or the Pre-order DLC Custodes featurig female Custodes
I'd wager money they'll never appease the Skaven fans with these two. GW clearly took a far more vested interest with brand control in TWW3 than they did TWW2. Largely this is due to their Old World reboot line. For whatever reason GW has been very autistic about making sure there's been zero overlap between Sigmar and Fantasy stuff since. And as an annon mentioned, Thanquol dipped out at the end times and still has a named unit in AoS.He's not happening.
the DLC should have been Helves Slaanesh Delves
>>724329393It should have been lizardmen down in khuresh
>>724329615Lizardmen are boring as shit to play and they're the only faction with 7 LLs
Hello, I hate elves
>>724331917>the one fight they had ended up with Saltzpyre 1HKOing herAbsolutely righteous
Lets be real. If they updated the Brets they would ruin them with Heavy armored infantry or some shit like that.
>>724321832I keep forgetting that GW threw them in with chaos in AoS.>Selling fast!
>>724332306took her by surprise
>>724332765Anon... Don't look at the Old World...
>>724332816Did... did you think Skaven aren't Chaos? Holy fuck the fake fan levels we're reaching
>>724314263warhammer 40k is a boring piece of shitTheir major personality is screamFOR THE EMPERORand that's it, i don't know how can you find 40k entertaining.
I don't understand why people think 40k would get a total war game especially since they're about to get a new Dawn of War
>>724331917Who doesn't?
>>724326102I love this little screaming ball of autism and zeal.
>>724332306QRD?
>>724333998>good ending when she doesn't get betrayed
>>724334076Sienna turns necroSaltz wants to off her but knows the elf wn't let him because vagina solidarityHe knocks her out one punchExpected Krubah and Master Dwarf to understand A FUCKING NECROMANCER can't live but hey Dawi says we should forgive and that his chaos dwarf cousin have good architectureKrubah knocks Saltz with a rock. Then parting of the wave deals with the aftermath
Ah, the noble Bretonnian knight!
>>724334860sex
>>724314373>thinking there will more than Ultras in the first releaseMarines (blue)EldarOrksChaosThere will be no preorder bonus.
>>724334952I'd expect Astra militarum over eldar.
>>724308184I actually like Bretonnia but shitting on Bretonnian fans is too much fun for some reason.
>>724335151>calling them their cuck nameIMPERIAL GUARD aren't even cool enough to be a starting race in DoW4 despite already being in the game.
>>724334317>VALIANT KRUBAARH bonking saltz with a rockBy Sigmar..
>>724334317>and that his chaos dwarf cousin have good architectureHe never said you this you lying cretinous wazzok
>>724334317Is Sienna even still herself ? some dialogues are suggesting that she's possessed by Sofia
Total War 40k is not happening and if you think it is you're fucking RETARDED. Maybe CA will make a 40k game but its not going to be Total War. The most technologically advanced a total war game ever got is the napoleonic wars, and you expect that same gameplay to work for factions with tanks and aircraft? Total War Warhammer was already really stretching the formula with their single unit entities and lots people agree they were executed poorly, a total war game where NO ONE fights in lines would be a disaster.Besides its already been leaked that their next game is medieval 3
CA better drop a vampires update soon, they're by far the most underwhelming faction right now.
>>724337478STRIGOIGHOULKING
Play vampires.
>>724337478Literally all I want is Nagesh and a full undead support/rework for all 3 of their factions.
>>724337691Nagash seems too op, it should be Neferata.
>>724335641Except he did you god damn tzenchian cunt. At the start of the open mine in the chaos waste mod>>724335785Hints that she isn't. >>724337478Still waiting for Neferata's head
>>724314263I wont play it because 100$ for 3 factions with 4 leaders (all other factions and leaders DLC) and denuvo. For a game whos code is made 4/10 by AI half by pajeets and 1/10th a small team of europoors trying to put it all together.
>>724337639>hot vampire lady leader>you have to take her ugo husband instead of having some kind of seduction / politics mechanic to convert elector counts. nah
>>724312790the empire is getting fucked up nonstop by literally everything but are thriving appparentlyjust dont take it too seriously
>>724312980>>724314958
>>724339338do you think vlad likes to watch
>>724337478its crazy how vamps have gotten basically no updates but are still crazy op just with their lords and heroes and raise dead being stupid as fuck
>>724320976That is legit the most retarded thing i have ever read, what kind of fucktard would write something like that ending? Sounds like some marvel-addicted basedboys binged the entire capeshit content in a week while high on meth, while reading the worst fanfictions they could find in between bouts of fucking each other in the ass. Holy fuck keep these retard writers away from 40k before we end up with roboute realm and abaddon realm and hivemind realm wtf i cannot process how bad this shit is
>>724340694The funny thing is that they forgot about a lot of characters midway like Skarsnik. And an author tried to bring closure to them but GW told him to stop
>>724340694so, they needed to A: build a setting where casual players can buy fantasy space marines and they can infinity add factions and models for die hard fansB: an infinite setting where massive battles can happen and "your guys" can can be canon but but its all completely inconsequentialC: has to be retardedly unique enough that GW can copyright and sue if you make fakesimili models By that logic you see the setting works great
>>72434069440k is end times tier writing at all times. Or did you miss emps and horus blowing up a million universes every micro second in their duel in the latest books.
>>724337478vampires are meant to suck
>>724341527One of the issues with the whfb setting is that there are a lot of factions that have no real reason to ever encounter each other, let alone fightTW warhammer gets around this by just arbitrarily throwing LL everywhere across the world (Teclis in the new world? Sure, why not. Kislev near Morathi? Go for it. Dark elves in China? Send it)
>>724340694You say this as if 40k writing hasn't been atrocious dogshit for like a decade+ now. Its just easier to ignore it in 40k because the setting is much larger and less character focused
>>724340694>what kind of fucktard would write something like that ending?The sole responsible is a guy named Alan Merrett.To this day he thinks Old World will die, Stormcast are the way to success and "time will prove him right".He retired immediately after deciding the Old World had to die.
What's a good army composition for Vilitch?
>>724342147Good guy warriors of chaos (order?) would have been fine, that's arguably what grail knights are as is.Sigmar's spirit comes back, Gelt assists him with making einherjar out of the spirits of dead heroes that supplement the regular state troops of the Empire. I think people would have been more fine with that.
>>724314263Iron Warriors all day everyday
>>72431984140k will be announced next month
>>724314263Death Guard
>>724342589Personally i'd only take two spawns, theyre kind of fragile and are mostly just good for charging into flanks once the main lines have met. Also FLAMERS my lad, flamers fucking obliterate everything, they're some of the best units in the game. Not the flying flamers though, because theyre shooting down at units instead of straight through them the angle is off and they do way less damage.Of course I havent actually played in a while so maybe CA rebalanced everything and i have no idea what im talking about.
>>724314263Pontus.
It would've sold millions.
>>724342995Want to go for a thematic army.Also I think the consensus is that the flying ones are superior because it's a lot easier for them to line up shots and they aren't sitting ducks like the ground based ones.
>>724333035u r baby
>>724343217Im far from an expert player but what I do is have a line of a small unit of highly durable infantry backed by A LOT of pink horrors, 2 blue horrors, 2 chaos spawn, 2 doom knights, and 2-4 flamers. Let the enemy line come to you and hose them the fuck down with your flamers as they approach, just in those few seconds you can do A LOT of damage, then move your flamers back through your lines. Once everyone is tangled up, send your doom knights to harass enemy artillery and anything else thats fragile and alone, and move your blue horrors, flamers, and spawn to the sides. Your horrors will do plenty of damage firing on the enemy's flanks but your flamers will do SHITLOADS, however they're fragile and must be protected. Only move your spawns/horrors away from them if theres no one nearby to threaten them. The flying ones require less attention because theyre better at evading stuff but imo the ground ones are worth the extra effort/resources to defend.
repanse services every single peasant cock in her army for morale
>>724308184Bretonnia to this day has no DLCs despite having a lot to add from multiple Warhammer Fantasy media and existinglore. Especially the RPG.
>>724343729*a line of a small number of highly durable infantry units
>>724339338>>724339434Vlad and Isabella are happily married. NTR-cucks get the fuck out.
>>724317085Dune Awakening was so much funToo bad it died off from no end game
>>724337691I mean forget Nagash. We haven't even got alpha bitch Neferata yet, the first vampire. When the fuck will they introduce her and a Lahmian Sisterhood mechanic, when CA and TWWH both are at their last throes?
>>724344218good for them, give me a cute vampire thats not married then (with subversive politics mechanics) and I will play your gayboy race
With how poorly managed CA and Total War has become regardless of whether a new game comes out or not what are the odds it would even be worth playing?
>>724344650100% chances that I will play it for 1000 hours and hate it
>>724308405DEATH TO XENOS, DAEMONS AND WARLOCKS
>>724308405>t. doesn't have the lady's blessing
>>724314263Necrons of course, who stole Eldar's spot in 40k games
>>724344650I no longer have expectations for historic or fantastic settings. Anybody there with talent and passion is clearly long gone.
>>724345603I liked terminator/matrix necrons this egyptian where they have personalities and private lives shit is gay
>>724345952And what exactly would be engaging about an entire faction consisting of NPCs?There need to be some personalitie or you just have the Tyranids again.
Playing tennis with Settra the Imperishable is not very fun
>>724347902Because the point of the fucking game is to mash armies together, not the amazing adventures of O'sea Donut Steel. Herohammer is always fucking shit, they just managed to finally get enough mouthbreathing faggots in the audience to let it stick.
>>724313556Kairos is not that hard, he's like, the strongest legendary lord in the game.
I haven't updated my Bretonnia mods, because:a. CA never fixed a bug in daniel armoury system, it renders a blank object when armoury applied to heroes or champion. b. CA nerfed bretonnia just to pander to redditcuck and their reddit faction, empire and khorne. FUCK CA.
>>724342995Changebringers(the flying flamers) are retardedly strong though. I don't know why they don't target properly for you, but they target properly for me and they just MELT.
>>724348574Oh please, GW has been trying to destroy Your Dudes for over a decade now. I take any personalities I can get.Also what the fuck is that chapta?!
>>724314859skaven are based, not their fault that the writers decided to make your faction suck ass
>>724349056I havent played since before shadows of change so i dont know those, i was referring to the burning chariot
>>724337478Vampire Chads, coolest faction in total war warhammer, they don't need a update they good as they are and the fact you don't have to do diplomacy most of the time, just curb stomp your weakest neighbour and repeat also makes them goodMakes me wish they got a standalone game where you play as a vampire, either a carstein or blood knight, slaughtering peasants to reach knights and priests to drink their blood, wooing noblewomen (and also drink their blood) all the while dealing with witch hunters, rival vampires and other VC shenanigansOnly saying this because bloodlines 2 is a disappointment for me, it's shit and I been itching for a good vampire game for a while now
>>724340694There many factors behind why Age of Sigmar happened. Many are not likeable factors, and much of it is due to GW's own incompetence, but the fact remains that Fantasy died for a valid reason. Vermintide and Total War give a specially detached view of Fantasy that looks back only at the good aspects, leading many to not fully understand why GW did what they did. Suffice to say, the Fantasy presented by video games is not the Fantasy presented by the tabletop, and despite how ridiculous TWW has turned out in terms of DLC, the video games don't even BEGIN to scratch the same monumental earnings that tabletop bringns in.This is also not unique to Fantasy. Both 40k and AoS also suffer from this sort of misrepresentation. If Horus Heresy had a major game, the same would likely go for that as well. At the end of the day, GW doesn't care so long as the models keep flowing.
>>724350161behead vampires
>>724308405Imagine playing Bretonnia after it was revealed they are cucks to wood elf pedos.
>>724354594Sigmar is fake though.Lady of the Lake is real.Checkmate, empirecuck.
>>724350113Oh yeah the chariot fucking sucks
>>724348710He's strong but autoresolve is shit at factoring in magic so you have to fight almost every battle with him.
>>724308405coming from the board who picks white human fighters in rpgs that's rich
>>724354594end times aren't canon
>>724308184Hey, just like the tabletop for the longest time.
>>724354767>Bretonnian kids when Orion calls another wild hunt
>>724339338That's what Neferata is for.
>>724351587Old World doing pretty well does honestly make me question how much of it was just mismanagement. With all of that said, I think part of the issue overall is that AoS just had a very poor release and the end Times put a bad taste in everybody's mount.
>>724354594That was always hinted at and I honestly think it's funny.>Entire society of noble knights>Actually just a glorified meat shield for fucked up savages living in the woods.It's peak British satire. >>724355296Honestly, being turned into a sex slave by wood elves is infinitely preferable to being a bretonnian peasant.
>>724327469
I'm so fucking mad about how the AI can't do anything to threaten you beyond the opening turns. Once you get to turn 20 you're just auto resolving everything because you have more than 2 provinces and the AI cannot expand at all
>>724356272Being a sex slave to elves isnt that bad, you dont even feel it at all.
>>724356127Old Worlds rules are awful and copy a lot of the pitfals, that's why most of the hype died shortly after the releas
>>724314263I only play good games
>>724356683What about the rules is so bad? Besides, credit where it's due, most of the armies are much more flavorful right now than 40K or even AoS.
>>724314263aint happening lmao
>>724356272Sigmar is fake, though.
>>724356764>female knights>flavorful
>>724357216Proofs?
>>724357448He never gave you any blessings lmao.
>>724357393>>female knightsYes>>flavorfulYes.
>>724357448He did though?
>>724354767>This again What's the name of that city in Bretonnia... SIGMARSHEIM wasn't it? I wonder why Bretonnians have no cities in the empire. It's almost like Sigmar wanted his sons to colonize the savages and bring them faith and culture.
>>724357393What do you think>REPANSE D'LYONIs
>>724357806The Empire is a shithole compared to Bretonnia
>>724357393I really don't care much since either way I'm buying Victrix foot knights. The fact I can do that, or make a army of Chaos knights next to hordes of historical accurate Vikings, is one of the things I love about Warhammer.
>>724356764>dragon spam>flavourWfb fans were crying about AoS having too many big monsters only for Old World to debute as 2 action figures fighting: the game, featuring $500 of useles token you have to take with your named hero on dragon (they can't do anything to the oposing dragon). Now it's the sa e hut with giant Cathy baloons
>>724358050Biggest bretnogger cope, bigger than the lady not being an elgi whore
>>724358050If you are a peasant, lol no.
>>724357806End Times really fucked everything up. Manfred just fucked it harder.
>>724358143The issue is mostly poor balance in that regard. It's not exactly a problem with the core rules. Also, unironically, that's basically every Warhammer fantasy edition before six.
>>724358050t. duke le Pipi de la Raunche
>>724308405Having common, relatable factions is the fucking point. If everyone is daddy's special boy then no one is, you fucking child.Let me guess, you love Age of Sigmar
>>724313147I hate how the Lamenters became a fucking meme all because of those dogs shit youtube lore fags. >>724314859Its still wild to me that GW only made the End times just so they can make 40k but for fantasy but Warhammer Total war made Fantasy explode in popularity and now they have to back pedal their dogshit story.
>>724356454It's just sort of a natural result of the Sandboxy nature of the grand campaign. Personally I never cared for Mortal/Immortal empires. I always conceptually liked the Campaigns, but CA just kept making them purposefully bad because ????. I would kill for a narrative style campaign like the tutorial just actually hard. I never cared much fir the 4x aspect of Total War.Best part of Rone and Medieval were historical battles anyway.
>>724359429I think they should backpedal with the End Times like with Storm of Chaos.
>>724308184>Bretonnia>not full of stabby brown goblinsImmersion = shattered
>>724360415Too late for that.
Why do I have this feeling that Total War: Warhammer 40k is a total cope and not happening at all?Besides, didn't the leaks say that the next fantasy TW is a Star Wars one?
>>724360109They are bad because of a lack of solid core design and a fanbase that largely just wants sandboxes (Or at least thinks they do).
>>724360863Skaven end up overrunning the country.
Bump
FOR THE LADY
>>724349082There he is, GW's target audience. Whenever you see how gay and stupid the games get, think of this man.
>be 2010 or so>get into warhammer fantasy miniatures because they look cool>know nothing about the game>buy a bunch of bretonnia miniatures enough for an army>spend a bunch of time painting them>look really cool>start to think about playing my army at my local game store >go to /tg/>find out that in the most recent rules they suck and got nerfed>supposedly the worst or second word faction>get dissapointed>never play and eventually throw them away years laterGAMES WORKSHOP YOU FUCKING
Vampires are so basic.I didn't realise how basic they were until I played with someone who played dwarves. They had so many mechanics and I'm sitting here spending the whole game building T1 eco buildings and rolling stacks with vamp lords. That's my entire gameplay experience.
>>724320021smallest bretonnian head ornament
>>724314462how it does in the tabletopwith cover and giant buildings everywhere blocking los
>>724314263>it's going to be primarislopfuck this gay earthrewind the clock to fourth edition, the necron update and everything afterwards was a mistake
>>724370531It's been 8 years. Find something new to cry about.
>>724337478How can I get Neferata's head if she's not in the game?
>>724370885She's the worst LL in the entire game. I love her.
>>724371119I'm a sucker for archer LLs and her character is just fantastic, read the Gotrek and Felix and Neferata novels just for her appearances (well I also like Neffy but besides that).
>>724321681cringe
>>724308184>Wanting the last Honest faction to be so OP it plays itselfNahI hate how Empire, Greenskins, Chaos Warriors etc. just win the game through faction mechanics now
>>724315641based ratty boys. Also the elves final arc is kino and Malekith is my nigga.
>>724314859End Times is Skaven WITHOUT the lolsorandom writing
>>724368612>get into AOS because I like the models>buy build and paint entire skaven army>next year entire skaven range is replaced with newer fancier modelsThey're cunts