HE'S THE BALDEST GAMER YOU'VE EVER HEARDHE'S THE BALDING NINTENDO NERDHE'S THE BALDING ATARI SEGA NERDHE'S THE BALDINGVIDEO GAMENEEEERD
>>724310089I am really scared of going bald. I have found a few bald spots in my head at 33
Gen Z are so scared of aging, it's hilarious
>when you learn all your favorite episodes were written by Mike "Motherfucker" Matei
It’ll happen to you too /v/
>>724310120going bald in your 30's used to be seen as something completely normalthis vanity around baldness is a zoomermade phenomon, zoomer men are the most concerned about their looks wich they call ''looksmaxing''Dont worry about it
I feel bad for young guys growing up today. This hyper-fixation on baldness wasn't a thing when I was teenager. No wonder zoomers are all insane when you have sixteen year olds combing over every inch of their scalp looking for signs of baldness so they can "hop on minn" or "hop on finn" or whatever
Truke
>>724310207Mike had the uncanny ability to be both painfully unfunny and cringe, while occasionally somehow producing gold.Minecraft with Gadget is so profoundly unfunny it loops back around to being hilarious
>>724310120You'll be getting grey hairs in your beard soon too if you haven't already.
>>724310089why not just hair transplant dude
>>724310291BROWN BRICKS!
>>724310089who cares, if i was balding i'd just go 100% and shave it all off, it's absolutely pathetic when guys try to hide it with whatever means they can, just own it
>>724310089If i ever start balding i'm just gonna shave it all off.
>>724310332that's a lot of skin to cover, where is he going to transplant from, his balls?
>>724310395Shaving it all is not owning it pussy
Why didn’t he just do the Doug approach and shave it off? Yea people made fun of him for a bit, but over time people don’t give a shit. By keeping the cope remnants of your hair it just brings more attention to it
>>724310210>by the age of 50No men deserves to lose hair before his 50s.
>>724310575You can always just wear a hat or something anyway.
So is the game good?
I have no problem with baldness so long as i keep the facial hairSadly i think james would look awful with a beard so he's gonna be stuck with a norwood 4 and nothing else
>>724310759
>be almost 40>have no bald spots>long hair that goes down to the small of my back>lots of grey though
>>724310610But board james wears a hat and he HAS to keep those personalities separate :(
>>724310089Castlevania 64 bros, we won
Isn't funny how being bald is almost a white thing?
>>724310813Literally me but I would prefer to be bald than gray. Gray is the true death sentence.
>>724311050Just paint it
Going bald is just a natural part of growing older for most men. It's no different than getting crow's feet around your eyes or forehead lines.You can't cling to vanity as you age because time will eventually turn you into an old person no matter how hard you fight it with Turkish hair transplants and plastic surgery. You'll just end up looking like some inhuman monster and the face looking back at you in the mirror won't be your own -- an absolutely horrifying endgame for those who cannot let go of vanity.Embrace aging. It's the most natural thing in the world and it's nothing to be ashamed of. The high school mentality of trying to look cool just makes you look like a maladjusted weirdo as you get older.
>>724310089Same
>>724311036Kikes asians and arabs also go bald. The only ones that rarely go bald are black people. But most of them shave their heads anyway.
>>724310931That's not him though? https://youtu.be/IgRWCBiwY8A&t=247
>>724310332I think he's married with children. He already won.
>>724311050Much easier to dye hair rather then grow hair back after going bald lol.
>>724310235Balding was always unattractive, you just had less competition in the 70s.Women only had access to men near them, now they have their instagram and dating apps blown up by chads from across the world
>>724311159It's easy to say this but actually having to dye your hair constantly is bullshit. You can't even have a bit of stubble because it's all gray.
Hair loss is a solved issue.The microsecond you spot a receding hairline or thinning front, get on finasteride immediately. Everyone telling you to just go bald or fearmongering side effects is a sour grapes fag upset he didn't do it early.Any dermatologist worth their salt will do a hormone test before and a month after to check that testosterone isn't aromatized too much, then you're good to go. I inherited my grandpa's dogshit hair genetics that skipped my dad and brother and started balding at 20, now my hair and body are better than ever. DHT is poison.
>>724310120I started going bald in high-school, so i simply embraced entropy.
>>724311295>anime girl picCongrats, the 5% that might have listened to you now wont
>>724310089>zoomers when they discover what aging looks like
>>724311098Based CP poster
>>724311198You have to adapt or have your genes die off. Its pretty much always been the case. If men looking good is now mandatory then so be it, if you don’t like that.Your opinion on the matter doesn’t change anything.You least live in an era where you don’t have to cope embrace anything, weak hair is weak genes.
>>724310395Owning it, would be doing nothing. No comb overs, no shaving.
>>724310235Check out hairstyles from 70s or so. Combovers were everywhere
>tfw Sugar mom wife paid for my hair transplant. Already 80% grey at 33 though.
>>724311295Cool.Now, what do you do about the gray? Dye it forever?And the forehead lines? The crow's feet? The jowls? The way your nose and ears get bigger? Bloat?How much of a fucking slave to your appearance do you really want to become, anon? And even then, it's a zero sum game that nobody ever wins. It's a complete waste of time and resources and a massive stress factor besides.
>>724311098Mostly agree, but it is also human nature to want to spit in the face of nature/God.
>>724310089Fuck shaving it he should go to Turkey. He puts a wig on in his one of his recent videos to play his younger self and he looks great
>>724311412God you're such a dumb fucking parrot."Adapt bro, gotta adopt." Yeah I'm sure it's still a matter of effort.There is no unfucking this.Born short? Boop, that's it. You're ruled out at the first gate and you don't get a bonus round or anything. Dating apps will pretty much have to be outlawed, with the 19th amendment repealed, or nothing changes.And if you think this is survival of the fittest, like Billy Badass the social darwinist tends to posture as, then lol.The population collapse that will result from this enormously overkill filter, will be apocalyptic.
>>724310120think of the luxury of getting to see the actual shape of your head
>>724311295Based and truth pill. I know a guy who coped for a decade pretending he was fine balding, and actually everyone treating him worse doesn’t get to him.Just for him to stop coping and get the fucking hair transplant anyways.Could have saved so much most time.>no one caresYes they did, toupees were everywhere and entire concept of a combover was to hide your balding as best as you could.Its a negative to beint attractive and theirs a reason whenever someone wants to make fun of someone online and feel the need to make a description of their pathetic opponent they almost always add “balding” to fat.People value you less
>>724311673I can tell by this post that you're alone because of how you are and not because of how you look.
>>724311614>we're all going to die and rot so you should give up trying to look good and nuke your social prospects at the time of your life when appearance matters the mostNo thank you.I'll continue to take care of my body, use sunscreen, and exercise without taking PEDs.
>>724311412Doesn't matter when the negative female genes will pass on regardless. You are still going to get fucked up mutants.
>>724311673I have no idea what your point is, it just sounds like you’re agreeing with me but angrily.It id what it is
I will only support bald game devs and content creators.
>>724311782You don't offer paths forward.It's really fucking gay not to.
>>724310120I'm balding. it just is what it is I don't think most people really give a shit
>>724311769Being healthy is not the same as being vain. There are measurable results to a healthy lifestyle and the endgame is almost always a longer and more satisfying life.On the other hand, the endgame of vanity is turning yourself into an unrecognizable freak. Eventually, ironically, you will become a social outcast because you look like a melting wax figurine. Either that or at some point you're going to have to accept your body's natural changes without crashing out psychologically like a woman about it.Or are you going to start wearing make-up too?
>>724311717The ultimate non-argument during this topic.
Why so much discussion about bald men when bald women are hotter?
>>724311704Your friend was a weak fag who got his fe-fes hurt.
>no dandruff>no wet hair after shower>breeze feels niceshaved head is comfy>b-but yuor ugly!!yes
>>724311848Paths for what Being short?Idk money max and lock down some 5/10 hoe who will never love you Least White?Go bag some latina or asian cunt who can barely speak englishOr find some dumb just out if highschool bitch wnd love bomb her and try to lock her down with a baby If we are still talking about balding. Theirs toupees, medicine, hair transplants
I've never seen any before/after pics of someone who took finn or minn or whatever and actually looked good. They just go from "balding" to "still balding"
>>724311969No no, the macroscale.19th amendment cannot stay. Nor can dating apps.
>>724311704>everyone treating him worse So just young, dumb bitches he doesn't have to interact with 99% of his life?
we are men stop caring so much about dumb shit holy fuck
>>724310931mr bucket was canonically a pedophile
The most important thing (if you're a normal person and not a supermodel who depends on his looks for a living) is to be healthy.AVGN looks kind of repulsive, but the Picard someone posted here looks perfectly normal, despite being completely bald. The difference is that Picard looks healthy, probably because as an actor he needed to take care of his physical appearance (which includes eating well, sleeping well, exercising, etc.), while AVGN looks like he's not doing any of that.One secret to being healthy is not eating modern food. Look at how a dog that only eats what it was made to eat never gets fat because it's greedy, it only gets fat when its retarded owner starts giving it things like sugar-filled cakes or other stupid stuff like that. Humans are doing the same thing to themselves, they're eating things that should not be considered human food, and that is why there are so many ugly and fucked-up people in the world.
>>724311412>>724311295>>724311704Zoomers are so fucking gay lmaoWhy does every one of you motherfuckers unironically sound like Patrick Bateman>hurr I microdose my estrogen and fly to Turkey for surgery and then use my product to looksmaxx like a sigma hunter eyes festizio, and-So why the fuck does your gen have fewer gfs than any in history if you're putting in so much more effort
>Balding in my mid 20s>Also short, ugly and have dermatitis on my scalp.Life can be very cruel bros.
>>724311989Finasteride is the "stop losing hair" medicine and works very well.Minoxidil is the "grow back hair" medicine but doesn't work as consistently, you don't see a lot of regrowth progress because most people start using them way too late after their hair follicles died and fossilized when Dubya was in office. If you start using it early it reverses hair loss entirely.
The kind of men who obsesses over hair transplants and not being bald are 36 year old losers who still go to Applebee's and try to hit on 18 year old waitresses in search of their perfect virgin trad waifus.Basically, they're the weird guys at the bar that everyone gives the side-eye and just shakes their head thinking how fucking pathetic they are.Be a man and not a looks-obsessed womanly faggot and maybe you'll have better luck socially.You know those women the incels seethe about who say stuff like "it's all about attitude?" Well, it isn't ALL about attitude but it definitely plays a major part. If you're so insecure that you have to paint yourself up like a Brazilian whore to try and maintain your confidence, that is easily detectable by women.
>>724311295>The microsecond you spot a receding hairline or thinning frontnigger everyones hair slightly thins or recedes at some point, not everyone goes BALD thoughi'm not taking your HRT drugs for something that MIGHT happen
>>724311989>>724311989He confirms take it and tons of male models do because their looks is money. If you never noticed they are taking fin than its workingIf they are still balding than that person started too late, fin doesn’t regrow hair it just lowers the chemical that causes male pattern baldness They would need a hair transplant and than take finThe key is to start early
>>724312148Damn.
>>724312201Most of the people crying about it seem to be zoomtards doe.
Homosexual men care very much about their hair, apparently.
>>724311578how?
>>724310931I know what you mean but now I'm imagining James with split personality each having a youtube show unaware of the other personas.
>>724312201The issue is that the game has changed, women options have expanded by an incredible degree and they no longer even need you for money. This is possibly the worse advice possible, the world had changed and you need to change with it or be left behind with the 30-60% young male virgins who haven’t got the memo.Or don’t you will simply be less competition
>>724310089James baldy rolfe unironically pushed me over the edge to start finasteride. I was seeing the norwood reaper starting to reap and i saw my future james. been on it for a few years, keeping a comfy norwood at 32
>>724312201Dude just shut the fuck up.Lay more blame at women's feet, more often. They're the ones responsible for this hellscape, not men who merely tried to do what their parents did. They didn't wreck their own economy, stagnate their wags, DEI their own jobs, or replace themselves with robots.Quit being a faggot.
>>724311956>>breeze feels niceOh yeah? try that breeze when it's cold and snowy as fuck outside...hair protects from the intense cold if you're living in a cold ass snowy country.Yeah sure beanies help but not as good as hair
>stop taking care of your appearance RIGHT NOW! It never began for anyone incelchud.png you need to be a fat slob like me! Millennialsisters...
>>724310089I don't care. I just don't care. Balding happens, whatever.
>>724312396>Or don’t you will simply be less competitionUh, don't forget the other actual consequences.There will be a war. A lightbulb over the head moment, "Wait, is this why Islam IS?"And then boom, everything's mega-fucked.
>>724312396Yeah lil bro it's because you're balding and not because you're a retard obsessed with social media who is living in some fake internet bubble and not reality>>724312418>I hate women and that's why I act like a womanly looks-obsessed bitch desperate to attract them, because women are sub-human>I will show my hate by pumping myself full of turkroach hormones and acting like a woman, that'll show 'em
Just realized bald people need to put sunscreen on their heads
I started taking Fin+Mino pretty early, saw a grim future if not, so far my dick still works, hopefully my hair will stay the same
>>724310235>>724311412>its normal, you just have to adapt bro Pic related >>724310575>Why didn’t he just do the Doug approachBecause half the internet asked Doug if he had cancer
>>724312418no i'm pretty sure the jeets that got exported to replace me in my job were brought in by a man
>>724312529>>I hate women and that's why I act like a womanly looks-obsessed bitch desperate to attract them>>I will show my hate by pumping myself full of turkroach hormones and acting like a woman, that'll show 'emAre you sure this is the reply chain you meant?
>>724312548That guy is wearing a wedding ring so yeah, left or right does not matter one bit to his social life
>>724312529The internet is the real world, you are interacting with and other people that use it if you like it or not.You are still in the 2005 mindset, any young woman can download a dating app or get hit up by a better looking man at any timeYou are competing globally if you like it or not
So do u have to take the magic drug forever if you want to keep not balding?
>>724312529>im_projecting.jpg
>>724312613>once I get married I can finally stop taking care of my looksNo wonder divorce rates are 50% right nowCouples owe it to each other to look the best they can.
>>724312592Was it an unmarried man? Or some boomer fuck that had already made it and no longer cares?You missed the forest for the trees, it's not the YOUNG MEN that were responsible for their own ills, and people throw shit at them as though they are."HAHA YOU'RE PATHETIC, AND HITTING ON GIRLS AT APPLEBEES. APPLEBEES, THE DE FACTO RESTAURANT TO BRING UP."
>>724311050Dah fuck. Gray and white hair/highlights are aesthetic. Just think of it like being the anime character you always wanted to be. Also I've got my hair but had some minor thinning when I was 25. Only a few silver individual hairs.
>>724312613Gotta look like left to get the ring in the first place, tho
>>724312653Yes. But it's not expensive at all.I press my own 1mg pills from 5mg ones so it's less than a euro a month.
>>724312653I'm willing to do that desu, it's not that expensive. Plus I'll have a nice spending trivia in 50 years when I calculate how much I spent
>>724312648>You are competing globally if you like it or notMaybe if you're trying to date a famous actress or a instagram model or something? If you're hitting on the local girl down at the coffee shop? No, bro, you are not "competing globally." You're just an excuse making faggot.>>724312661>get divorced at 40>oh no I better start pumping myself full of hormones until my dick stops working because women in my age bracket are definitely going to care if im fucking balding>>724312746No, you don't. I'm a bald fat fuck and I've had sex with 63 women. I've been engaged twice and I've been married for 12 years and have two girls and one boy.Work on your charisma stat.
>>724311050Just dye it if you're that self-conscious.
>>724310089This is how you can see James has no talent for cinema. Toupees are necessary in filming to keep the integrity of the character. His refusal of using one states he has no idea about movie making.
>hey guys being ugly didn’t matter when we had laws and society as a whole was built that literally tied woman down to ugly men >so you shouldn’t care now :) Is so fucking stupid its unreal lolNigga just take the pill, you are still doing 1/1000th of the work an average woman does to look good
>>724312852Were any of the 63 women you fucked attractive?I highly doubt it.
>>724312881So what do you do when the known side-effect of erectile dysfunction kicks in? Just paint the wall with your brains? Because that's way worse than balding
>>724310089>NOOOOOOO THIS ALMOST 50 YEAR OLD MAN HAS ABSOLUTELY NORMAL MALE BALDING AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHwhy are you people like this?
>>724312548never said you had to adapt, i said you shouldnt give a fuck about balding in your 30'sif your angle is exclusively finding women, the only women who care about that shit at that age are>women who rode the cocktrain when they were younger and still think they have the same looks as when they did at 21, a complete headache to deal with>Zoomettes, wich are good for a quick fuck but get on your nerves quickly with how dumb they are>Women who just got out of a divorce and havnt been hit with the realisation that they are about to become catlady's if they dont curb their standardsive seen plenty of bald guys with good looking women, one of the biggest turn off for a normal woman is being this fucking vain.Your biggest asset is actually being in shape when you hit 30
one of my friends took finasteride and now he has tits like this (but a more slender body) AND medium hairkind of cute desu not gonna lie, i'm glad the zoomers are going for it
>>724312852Except no that local coffee girl is still getting 1000s of matches easily. You have no idea what its like for the other genderIf they have 10000 choices at the tip of their finger why would they ever choose the balding ugly short retardIts just simple logic, if you were in their shoes you would only choose attractive men
>>724312852>No, you don't. I'm a bald fat fuck and I've had sex with 63 women. And you should be treated like some sort of eco-terrorist. The fact that you're not is an incredible failure of the human moral code.
>>724312852>at 40Men start balding in their teens even, if they have unfortunate genes. Not getting it treated early because of defeatist attitudes like these will ruin their life.
>>724312148>picrelI don't know, you look fine to me
>>724312881Womans only have their bodies to offer to civilization, so that makes sense.
>>724312943You are getting less pussy regardless Just hope you don’t get that wide effect
Just shave instead of wasting your time with time consuming shitIf you're in shape you'll look normal.
>>724311105black people go bald, people just don’t realize it because they see a shaved black guy as looking natural.i think asians actually bald the least with native americans having the strongest hair genes.
>>724312903Maybe 20, 25 of them were very attractive.>>724312992Yeah, I'm sure people in Roman times didn't fuck a lot of other people. Retard. The average Roman man probably took scalps in the hundreds.
>>724312979The local coffee girls can't be getting that much attention if they hit on me like they do. Any time I see dudes making moves on them its the kind of guys that have to hit on every woman with a pulse to get a single yes before the year ends
>/v/>talking about lifestyle choices, women and fashion
>>724312979>why would they ever choose the balding ugly short retardhistory has proven society's place for men like that
>>724312962You speak with a lot of confidence what women act like at such and such age.But we haven't really had female generations as shitty as millennial women until now. I think they're just going to be sequels of themselves, year after year, until they're finally gone.
>>724313049>time consuming shit>take one (1) pill in the morningWomen spend an hour grooming themselves to go outside, that's nothing
>>724312968the guy in the photo is fat and +35, thats where fat deposits go on males, to the tits and lower abdomen
>>724313086Napoleon, Julius Caesar...
