Sex with the Kroot from Dark Heresy
>>724310851She's going to fuck another kroot while the best you get to do is hold hands
Only good xeno is a dead one.
>>724311691Not if I give her a backrub first
>all the things you could theoretically fuck in the WH40K universe>you chose some bird alienWhy?
>>724311691.. you get is cannabalized*
>>724310851Holy shit do kroot look dumb. No wonder only retarded subhumans play tau.
>>724311976In my 20 years of playing tabletop I have never met anyone playing Tau
>>724312047Because any other faction is cooler than the Tau.
>>724311875Hot
>>724310851Look at those thighs!
>>724311691holding hands is based
>>724310851You should have waited until the early access was actually available. There's not much to talk about right now.
>>724313632This is how you unironically end up with an Yrliet-tier humiliation ritual where holding hands is the best you can hope for
>>724314450You think Owlcat reads 4chan?
>>724311836What do you want I bet you want some imperial wank shit
>>724310851>all the things you could theoretically fuck in the WH40K universeI saw people say neither elf nor SoB are fuckable in the previous game. So "romance" in those games is just owlfags doing denial play with their audience. It's okay, they're all cucks so they love it.
>>724311836Because the opportunity is given to me
>>724315286It is true that owlkek fans are known cucks
eternal (crusade) reminder that kroot sweat shit and smell horrible, even to 40k hive worlder standardsthe alpha release is going to be a mess, won't it?
>>724315286Why would I want either of those two, especially the xenos cunt, when best girl is already available?
>>724315559I will kneel if we get a smellfag romance
>>724310851When I said I want Tau gf, I didn't mean a kroot.
>>724315901Owlcat does not have the balls to give us a Kroot romance and then a Tau female romance. The 40k fandom would explode.
>reinstall it after buying the discounted DLCs>killing edge no longer get multiplied by criticalCome on owlcat, I want my disgaea level of funny high number.
>>724310851Just finished up Rogue Trader, worried that if they voice act everything the dialogue and interactions will be cut back significantly. I read faster than they talk in most games so I'll probably skip through it anyway
>>724310851I just hope we get a cool witch hunter companion like Andrastia from DoW2. Or Space Saltzpyre.
>>724310851Wanna bet this game will have heretic romance but no torture despite the player working for the Most Holy Inquisition?
>>724317081Considering we're getting 9 or 10 companions(?) same as the Rogue Trader number I have to wonder. We've already seen five, technically six as there is an unnanounced psykana dude.
>>724317401Is the mechanicus priest among them?
>>724317468Ah yeah you're right, we have the tech priest too which Owlcat talked about, but never seen.
>>724317401Yeah and owlcatdoes even number of guys and girls and we've seen gamescom psyker dude. So 3 more girls 1 guy are missing.
>>724317401I just want all custom companion's origin doesn't require you to kick someone out to unlock it like Navigator origin for mercs require you to kick Cassia out first.
>>724317638>owlcatdoes even number of guys and girlsThat's only true for RT, KM has more women and WotR has more men
>>724317393There is quite a few heretical inquisitors tho.
>>724317638Including the tech priest who is a woman?
>>724319078Why would you want it to be a woman when you won't be able to fuck her?
>>724319158The tech priest is a romance option in DH
>>724319223They said that were trying to make one a romance option, but it's not confirmed, also that has nothing to do with what I asked
Speak the words of Lorgar and your thread shall live forever in the glory of Chaos.Speak them not and it shall get saged to death.
>>724319158Because the ensuing romance is a lot more satisfying than an implied sex scene that lasts for 5 seconds.
>>724319791>implied It's not implied at all, it's explicitly stated you do it. Also, sex is an integral part of a relationship, and there is nothing satisfying about Yrlikek
>>724319968>sex is an integral part of a relationshipHah! Get married and that tune will change right quick.
>>724319685Lorgar? That jobber? lol, LMAO.
>>724319158Not a given. Cain fucked Felicia Tayber.
>>724317401>We've already seen five, technically sixWhere? I need to see them and evaluate the women's attractiveness.
>>724321074the cover? That's all the companions they've shown, outside of an asian psyker guy that appeared in some screenshots from Gamescom
>>724321304You gotta be kidding me, they are all ugly af and male.
>>724321479You'll get at least 3 more women. I think at least one will be hot.
>>724321579Inshallah
>>724320763>Not a given. Cain fucked Felicia Tayber.And the Cain books had a SoB that was getting fucked on the regular. Absolutely meaningless. Look at Argenta. Come on.
>>724320723He won the Horus Heresy.
>>724321304>That's all the companions they've shown, outside of an asian psyker guyThe only women they've revealed are a fucking hideous black bitch and a bird alien, and now they're revealing nothing but ANOTHER male companion? Fucking retards. Compare to The Expanse A-team. Even the black woman in The Expanse is fuckable. Dark Heresy is the B-team. Disgusting shit.
>>724322241Did you bitch about RT's endings back when the game came out?
>>724322087>wins by creating the strongest anti-demonic force in the settingNice win, bet he cries every time he sees the Aquila.
If there is a female Eldar companion in this game and she doesn't put out like Yrliet in RT while the male Eldar corsair has no problem fucking the femqusitor, who big do you think the melties will be?
>>724322852There will not be TWO Eldar companions for an Inquistor.
>>724322032As I said, not a given.
>>724323030There are some rumors going around given what the leaker that revealed bird said and some of Owlkek's responses that there might be one more. Idk could turn out to be false.
>>724322852>>724323030NTA but even if there aren't two eldar in the same game, the problem will be the exact same if this male eldar fucks. The hypocrisy will be the same. I fully expect it to happen because Owlcat can be seriously gay and retarded sometimes.
>>724322852That corsair is a warlock. You would die from touching him.
Am I a contrarian if I think boltgun was ass?
>>724323260It was just a mid-tier nu-doom clone. Not bad. Not amazing. The typing game was more fun.
>>724323235Nah he's not a warlock, he's that type of seer that guides corsair crews while travelling forgot what it's called.
>>724323350A farseer is a warlock that got permanently stuck on his path.
>>724311836imagine the hands job
>>724323546https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Way_Seekerfound it
>>724317468Female one with romance
>>724311836>all the things you could theoretically fuck in the WH40K universeAnd all we get is Georgette Floyd and a vegan. No wonder people want the bird.
>>724323919Is this board incapable of not doomposting for a single second? They're still missing half the cast, jesus christ
>>724322735>the strongest anti-demonic force in the settingaccording to current meta that would be AdMech and Eldar
>>724323126Owlcat can absolutely be very contrarian. But they are also fully aware of what people want.
>>724324085>They're still missing half the cast
>>724324136Admech had 70% of it's forces possessed by daemons in the heresy. Their symbols have no warding power.
>>724324085You fucking idiots refuse to acknowledge that we're missing half the cast because this shitshow of a roster is the half THEY CHOSE to promote. But your argument is that nobody should be allowed to criticize what they chose to show? What they chose to prioritize? What they're trying to sell their game with? You stupid fuck. Again, compare to The Expanse's cast reveal. Use your fucking brain!
So from what we know we have:Nigger DoctorElf PirateOgrynPsykerBirdAdmechRamboPutting muh waifus aside I'm happy with this companion lineup for now
>>724324580>Nigger Doctor>I'm happy with this companion lineup for now
>>724324423and yet they are still the best faction against demons currently, interesting
>>724324669She literally has no place on the team even at this stage when we don't know at least a couple of companions.
>>724324136Remeber when they sent the Archimandrite(supposed avatar of their god) to battle against demons and it got possessed by daemons in the first battle? I do.
>>724324319every single one of their covers show exactly five companions, but they don't show the other half of the cast. Hell, in Pathfinder they're missing more than half the companions (not in RT though because there are exactly 10)
>>724311691>the best you get to do is hold handsIsn't that how Kroot fuck?
>>724324085Even if the rest of the companions are 10/10 girls waifutards here will find something to complain about anyway, they always do.
>>724310851God can they just be done with cuckhammer already. so sick of it
>>724325042Never, Owlcat are actual Warhammer fans.
>>724322241They can't afford to fuck up the Expanse since it is going to be their first big budget title. This is the game that will potentially put their name on the map. Playing it safe by having normal looking companions who are conventionally attractive just makes sense from a financial standpoint. Meanwhile, the crpg team knows full well that the genre is full of monster fuckers and various other degenerates who just want to fuck a demon or cannibal serial killer.
>>724325535>the crpg team knows full well that the genre is full of monster fuckers and various other degenerates who just want to fuck a demon or cannibal serial killerThis is a meme, no one wants to fuck the thing in the OP
>>724325535>big budgetMost of their developers still live in RussiaThe only thing they can lose is their reputation, their development costs are extremely low compared to Western and Asian studios
what's the mandatory loyalist SM gonna be?
>>724326746Smurfs or Blood Angels.Same as it ever was.
>>724311836Kroot are one of the most attractive species in the setting. A better question is why wouldn’t you want to fuck a carnivorous hunter-pilled avian? You could give her backrubs while eating BBQ.
ayo?
>>724315660>can’t have children with her>mutations get so bad she ends up as a 700lb blob with tentacles and fish eyes >relationship boils down to being emotionally flustered in each other’s presence during free time and that’s it.And this is the best possible romance ending your Rogue Trader can achieve with Cass. Meanwhile Abelard will impregnate your Master at Arms if you refuse to give him family leave.
>>724328257>>can’t have children with herWrong>>mutations get so bad she ends up as a 700lb blob with tentacles and fish eyesDon't worry coward, that won't happen in your life time>>relationship boils down to being emotionally flustered in each other’s presence during free time and that’s it.Wrong
>>724319685Based and Primordial Truth-pilled
Behold Owlcat's mandatory negress.
>>724328684Ick
>>724328357>he didn’t play the gameKek. Imagine waifufagging a character from a game you haven’t touched.
>There won't be a fem mortarion romance where you save her soul from Nurgle.
>>724328684Ever the more reason to play a medicae inquisitor or biomancer psyker just so you can bench shaniqua forever until there’s opportunity to kill/torture/enslave/bad ending her.
Can't wait to be girlbossed by strong independent wahmen again
>>724328862Navigators can have children with regular humans just fine, if she doesn't have one it's because Owlcat didn't do those endings before a dance of masks>b-b-but she's infertile!Only in the ending where her mutations go out of control, so out of control that they fucking kill her. And saying that your romance is you two being just "emotionally flustered" is extremely retarded and, if anything, clearly shows that you were the one who didn't play the game. Seeing as your character isn't the flustered one at all, Cassia is, and only during the early stages of the romanceBraindead retard
>>724322852it will cause seethe even if he is only one, since double standard
Why is the pedo faggot spamming this thread?
>>724322852The threads and /vg/ general would be unusable
>>724330703They already were to begin with
>>724310851What happens if I feed a kroot human women?
>>724324580I want a Tau. Please, at least one more xenos.....I'm starting to suspect GW mandated Owlcat to only include two xenos companions per game. Look at RT, the typical Xenos game full of adventure. What do we get. TWO ELDAR!
>>724327812But anon
>>724330779the kroot's kids will be more human like
>>724330779there is a picture of that, i don't have it but it's a tau asking a kroot where the SoB prisoner went and the kroot has huge tits and blood on her mouth
>>724330779They'll gain genetic traits according to humans. According to one book they eat specific human body parts and gain those traits.
>>724328684why is she ugly? just make 40k rihanna or something
>>724331229So futa kroots are possible?
>>724331317Technically, I would assume so.
>>724331317If a Tau only ate cocks they could form cocks, but the question is whether it be a functioning productive organ or just a useless meat appendage, as Kroot reproduce via oil-excreeting backrubs which the female sucks up into her and eventually pukes up another kroot.
What do you predict will be the biggest thread quality killer from Dark Heresy?For RT it was Yrliet's "romance" by far
>>724331919Kroot*
>>724332425Either the Kroot not putting it out. The blackie betraying you, or some other contrived bullshit.
>>724332425Whoever is the romance option schizos will latch onto
I will kill myself if the Kroot is not a romance.
>>724332425Larry fucks the female MC with no problem.Meanwhile there is no female Eldar romance or she is Yrliet 2.0.
I just want a Black Templare companion!
>>724333723Why would you want the worst chapter.
>>724332425Any hint of "cuckoldry"
>>724332425As the other anon said, these threads have schizos who will cuckpost no matter what,
>>724332425The "anti-coomer" faggots that aren't against cooming, they're just against straight men. They give a pass to faggot cooming (of course).
>>724332425Night Lord turning loyalist
>>724314450Holding hands is a fantasy I'll never experience in real life
>>724326746Corsairs have refresh soon -> They are in DHKroot are hinted to get even more content in rumor engine -> They are in DHCatachans are next IG faction to refresh in 11th Edition, after Cadia in 9th and Krieg in 10th Edition -> They are in DHTrazyn will show up in Piratebowl between Eldar Corsairs vs Huron and Red Corsairs vs Badrukk and Freebooters -> will be in next dlc for RTSpeaking of Orks they are main villains of 11th Edition and will seemingly be in Piratebowl - 4th Rogue Trader dlc looks like will feature themAnd Grey Knights too will have refresh in 11th Edition
>>724336236Are imperial assassins getting a refresh???
>>724336236Any female Eldar we might see
>>724336236I will be happy as long as we dont get a grey knight companion or a leagues of votann
>>724310851Watching this place react to what this game is going to be will be hilarious.
>>724337762This guy is full of shit, some of the stuff devs revealed contradict what the tranny is saying
>>724337762I don't trust no faggot leaker that avatarposts with fucking ff14 characters
>>724337993True, for example they already said there are going to be as many romance options as RT. /vg/ nigger shitposting, as always
>>724337993It sounds like the tranny is going to be the Catachan companion, though. Would explain why he/she looks relatively soft and lean compared to the big, bulky Catachan normally seen in 40K art.
>>724338290No one believes in your schizo garbage
>>724337762>source: my ass
>>724338260That general produces daily gems
>>724330864>excrete enormous amounts of methane gas
>>724338401This is the same company that has employees posting shit like pic related about the characters they make, it's entirely possible.
>PFsisters have to resort to making up fake leaks nowEmbarrassing
>>724337762All schizo babble from a FF faggot.
>>724338849It's almost funny how much some of them seethe that Owlcat is not doing Pathfinder anymore.
I hope there won't be a night lord companionulfar sucked in combat
>>724338638>person that doesn't work at Owlcat anymoreok...
>>724339438Ulfar got buffed and is serviceable now. Not to mention that this is a sequel so they'll obviously buff space marines
>>724337762Wow anon, now that you screencapped your own posts your claims have gained so much legitimacy, I believe them now!
>>724339594Do you think we'll get another space marine companion...
>>724340154Yes, hell it'll most likely be two, a night lord if you're evil and some other loyalist chapter if you're good
>>724340295We're already getting hints it's going to be a Grey Knight. Which would be insane considering how powerful they are but it's Owlcat so it's entirely possible.
>>724340295There can't be evil inquisitiors. Only extreme pragmatists that try to fight greater evil by using evil as a temporary tool
>>724340412>There can't be evil inquisitiors.lol there were inquisitors that were chaos worshippers in the official lore.
>>724340407>grey knight in party>all third parties have to die
>>724340496Radical chads know chaos worship is fine in moderation
>t. v
>>724341438that's every vidya romance
>>724341438I look like this and I do this
>>724341273It's true
Is the soundtrack still going to suck compared to Mechanicus II?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnJ34Le_86A&list=RDfnJ34Le_86A&start_radio=1
>>724341273
>>724344135and yet the God-Emperor blesses me every day. Checkmate.
>>724310851
>>724311836Because Human female romance options in sci-fi and fantasy games are already off the bat fucking stupid and boring.Honestly I was hoping for a snake lady companion instead, but I'll take the bird bitch and run with it
>>724341273what if they're literally all correct though
>>724328684I don't get why Owlcat are so racist that they included ugly black women in all of there games.
>>724345979I can only get so erect...I hope Owlcat leans into the smell aspect of Kroot romance.
>>724346224>human>nooooo boring>human with pointy ears>yes yes very unique and original!
>>724346404Personally I hope they include a moment where you let her eat some of your flesh, like a pinkie or something, as a bonding ritual.
>>724346570YEEEESSSSSSS
>>724346471Who are you quoting, stupid faggot? What made you think I give a shit about Eldar? I'm sick of elves being the peak of exoticism to normie game devs. Every fucking companion in BG3 was an elf and they all sucked.
>>724346685>Wyll>Gale>Karlach>Lae'zel>ElvesInteresting.
>>724346982Wyll tried to rape meGale tried to rape me!!!!
>>724347089>TriedGale is a god, anon. How can your PC resist a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
AAA A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER RAPED ME
>>724328684but why?
>>724347634They painted theirs brown, next question
In that sweltering Faerun summer I was forced to have sex against my will
>>724328684She would look better with some augmentics, anything to make her look like she fits in
I liked this dude, but too much focus of his personal stuff was on his dog
>>724331290Wouldn't matter. No one would choose her anyway, not even black nerds.
>>724348691Finally I read another anon's opinion that aligns wholly with mine. I fully agree.
>>724348691He has nothing besides the dog in his life. Arbiters have no life outside of being arbiters.
>>724344135Lorgar is the biggest soi sissy in the galaxy.
>>724349438that's why he's so fucking boring
>>724349523The only nigga who won in the HH.
>>724349747>winning is getting locked in a cuckshedlmao chaos sissies truly love to suffer.
>>724346224veilguard vibes
>>724348691Worst character in Rogue Trader outside of Yrliet, he has no personality outside of "I'm an Arbites" and "muh dog". Absolute trash.
>>724351307that sounds like every single arbites in the galaxy honestly
>>724351307Nah. He *is* the worst character
>>724351307What personality would you have if you were indoctrinated since birth to be a ticket dispenser? Every arbites is a orphan raised by the Imperiums schola. They live their entire life as the role assigned to them when they were children.
>>724351557Argenta was also raised in the scholia
>>724351672Argenta is also extremely one dimensional, she just gets a pass because she's an attractive woman
>>724328684>so you be saying we was medicae n sheit?
>>724341438>KibblesDude has good taste, gotta hand it to him.
>>724351672>>724351557Both occupations specifically attract/hire/suit narrowminded and simple people. More intelligent people get assigned to other fields during their education.
Why did Owlcat make a RT game and only supply us two xenos?
>>724352572To get to the expanse you need advanced navigation so that limits things to only to humans and eldar. It's not a owlcat problem but a RT as a system one.
>>724328684>Owlcat'sIts a requirement by GW you stupid faggot, which is actually a require from blackrock that has stock in GW. Notice every single peace of warhammee media has at least one painfully notice nigger on screen.
>>724353079>Its a requirement by GWProof?
>>724343975You take that back, nowhttps://youtu.be/6_dS01sj2V0https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=bFoyoR9vtsMhttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=bFoyoR9vtsMhttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ye2XtlBLP9UAnd my personal favouritehttps://youtu.be/i5KgsbEmid8
>>724352916Considering there's a Tau module for RT in the sector we're playing in they can easily handwave anything.
>>724353079You're a secondary that never read any of the old books if you think colored people didn't exist since the beginning.
>>724351307>>724351441Solomorne is alright, if a bit boring yeah. The worst is Idira hands down, even disregarding her being a nig, she's just the worst written character in the game, with the worst "arc" if you can even call it that.
>>724353235>voices of the empyreansucks>main themesucks>clash of convictionsgood>discordant feastgood
>>724353615>>voices of the empyrean>sucks>>main theme>sucksI can understand not liking the main theme that much (i love it), but disliking voices of the empyrean betrays your subpar taste, my man.
>>724353553She's a psyker, of course she's trash.
>>724354021Let me guess, you love the mythic themes in WotR?
>>724354296I love WotR's main theme, feels really heroic with just a hint of sadness and pain underneath. Those Who Stand Against Evil is amazing too. As is Defender's Heart.
>>724352916T'au flat out have a dimensional portal to the Expanse, and Orks are all over the Expanse, just like everywhere else. There's really no reason more xenos aren't present, even just as enemies, aside from typical slavic incompetence and laziness.
>>724354296WotR OST is pretty forgettable, except few pieces.
>>724348691he has a very dry sense of humor, I like that part
>>724354927Main theme of WotR is indeed good, same for Kingmaker. Rogue Trader's, however....
>>724352035Those “other fields” being a temple assassin or being scouted by the Inquisition early and nabbed to become an acolyte, and that’s it really. Navy officers and commissars just need loud as fuck voices, a brief memory of orders/rules and the ability to intimidate easily; they’re much more social skill oriented than anything else.
>>724348691He’s boring but nothing about his arc or proclivities are egregious. He never betrays you no matter your conviction and Arbitrator is the most powerful player shaded origin that isn’t sanctioned psyker. A shame he’s black.
>>724355962>same for KingmakerInon Zur is a veteran and has a great track record, his best being, of course, DAO. That said, I like Kingmaker's main theme the least, though it still far from bad. Dunno what your gripe with RT's main theme is, it's fitting. Foreboding and dark, chorus is there, powerful and rigid, as befitting the Imperium. It fits.
>>724356569>A shame he’s black.>when you get out Commorragh the first thing you hear is that Solomorne got shafted to the prison planet for being a failure I laffed right on the spot
Eldar bulls
>>724357809It's "bvlls" you can't even get it right
>>724356656Never liked Inon Zur, I find his compositions much too trite and predictable. He enjoys string instruments too much. That aside he scores much better fantasy than he does sci fi.
Aeldari hunks
>>724359148don't exist
>>724359449Larry in Dark Heresy
>>724359687No?
>>724359687In what universe is that twink a hunk?
>>724345979Isn’t this from the non canon xenobiology book
>>724319685Vog'Haik SamethOr something to that effect.
>>724310851I caved and bought alpha access
>>724362057Why? Someone always leaks it here
>>724362057Im going to pirate it
>>724362057Mind explaining your reasoning on wanting to experience possibly the buggiest version from a studio notorious for releasing unplayable mess of a game every single time without fail?
>>724322852>No Eldar female with an actual romancePeople will shitpost and the threads will be unusable because of no elf gf>There is an Eldar female with an actual romanceThe grimderp retards and Noldorfag will finally commit collective suicide. Threads will be unusable due to constant elf sex posting.>The hidden third option. There is a Male and female Eldar romance but only the male has an actual romance just like Rouge TraderThe schizo who said Owlcat has a hateboner against Elf love will have been proven right and these threads will never be useable again.
do you think the night lords theme will go as hard as this?https://youtu.be/zyUFl131aPo?si=Ju4jNBSLoU28iQLI
