>Female raises to become the game dev>Immediately after a forever pregnant warframe is released, raising all sorts of questions>Shortly after, all frames start sporting ass and tits of in depth detailing>Then, an update where you can literally date half-warframes releases>Complete with detailed messaging of when and how they plan to have sex with you, how they could still taste you in the morning during work, how they would kill for you, et cetera>"Uhhhh lame call me when I can fuck actual monste-">She's gotchu senpai, Lizzie - a guitar made out of pure Infestation - already wants to FUCK her owner and MERGE TOGETHER>And you know what? Now the Infestation can make its own Warframes, because fuck you, have Nokko.>You CAN fuck that WarframeWhat can be done to stop the female mind from sexualizing everything?
>>724317050Stopping her?
>>724317050Can't wait to smash sentient bussy in the Old Peace.
>>724317050>Giving a shit about Warframe lore
>>724317050>You CAN fuck that Warframewhat? explain
>>724317050>wanting to stop itNo, she will continue to sexualize, and you will enjoy it
>>724318039you can't
>>724317050the "detailed messaging" is not detailed and is literally tumblr-tier writing. its one of the worst updates this game had. and Lizzie is just words on that same messaging app that leads absolutely nowhere nor has an affect on anything.
>>724317050i would've never expected this game to become so fucking based that they would add a literal dating system and sexI'm off to boot up warframe now to get my 3 sex cutscenes that I've earned
>>724317832>>724318268She's like 40, dude. Her womb is probably more barren than Sahara. Get some fucking taste.
>>724318745That makes it better because now she can focus on her job instead of annoying and pesky children
>>724318808shes dating a fat mexican
>>724318651Congratulations retard, a PG 16 game does indeed not include graphic ERP sessions with penis into vagina descriptions.This was perhaps obvious for the average brain, but somehow it flew right past you because the OP was doing memes about sexting in 1999. A lobotomy might improve you.
>>724318937okay you said she was barren and that's good, because she can now focus on her job instead of having kidsnow you say she has a fat mexican bf? are you moving the goalpost now and is that supposed to make the game worse or better? unless it's steve I think the game doesn't suffer here
>>724318012Literally the only good thing about Warframe is the effort they put into the world, thoughbeit. If I wanted a shitty extraction farming simulator with zero lore I could just go play Vampire Survivors or whatever other shovelware, and probably have a more solid gameplay experience.
>>724317050So still no endgame and no vision?
>>724318745Oh no. Not the hot MILF you can breed over and over and over without having to give a fuck about condoms and children.I sure would hate THAT fate ha ha
>>724319332The vision has thankfully been completely cohesive ever since Steve left and yes, luckily there is no endgame shittery on the horizon. And thank god for that, imagine falling for the mentally ill pit of whatever farming trannies think constitutes "endgame".
>>724319025No, you stupid fuck. I don't want that cringy shit in the game at all. It's literally the quality of the writing I'm talking about.
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>>724319503What is wrong with this writing that is not applicable to any other type of writing the game has had ever since shit like Cetus?
>>724319701That is a literal lie. It has never been this bad before and it definitely hasn't been this condensed. Even if it was, it doesn't make it automatically good writing. It's awful and embarrassing to read, this is how the character behaves the entire time. You don't even have the option to "roleplay" your own character, you have to either nod along and agree with everything they say, or end every conversation and ignore them. All of them are like this, Quincy is just the worst one of the bunch.
Bed breaking Earth shatteringHips crushingBones destroyingSex with Valkyr
>>724317050I ignored warframe but maybe I should check it out...
>>724320079I mean, you are outright lying but if that is how you want to go about it I can tell there is going to be nothing but a pithole of seething down that path.So yeah, sure. The game is ruined and it has never been worse. Pack it up.
sure i can masturbate to it but that does not mean it's a good game
>>724320905>game is ruined and it has never been worseNever said that. The game is going fine, I'm looking forward to The Old Peace. I'm specifically talking about the writing, I have given you examples. When and where is such dialogue before 1999 that is comparable to what I've posted?
>>724317050Nokko is a dudeframe, so I do not care.
This game is steadily going downhill. We have non-binary characters, faggots, trannies, tumblr swx chatrooms now. I was watching totalbiscuit's video about Warframe from 12 years ago. It had a lot of soul back then. It was darker and slower paced. I miss the old days. Reb will continue to ruin the game by shoving her flavour of the seasons into the game and make it unidentifiable. Fuck her and fuck de
>>724317050Bump for interest.
