>Johnny, im not saying you weren't a good man, but you needed to be better.
>Listen Johnny, what Ashley did is none of your business.
>BILLY, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU, TERRY, CLAY AND BRIAN PASSING ASHLEY AROUND THE GANG AND TAKING TURNS FUCKING MY GIRL!? SPREADING HER OUT ON THE FUCKING POOL TABLE AND MAKING HER SQUIRT ALL OVER THE DAMN CLUB, THEN SHE HAS WHEELCHAIR SEX WITH ANGUS!? EVEN THAT MAFIA GREASEBALL IS PLOUGHING HER BEHIND HIS RESTAURANT. WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR, A FUCKING BETTER MAN?! DON'T GET ME WRONG, ASHLEY IS A GROWN ADULT, WHAT SHE DOES WHILE WE'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP IS HER BUSINESS BUT I NEVER SAID SHE COULD BE THE CLUB WHORE BILLY, WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
>>724322303Why did they kill him off so pathetically?
>>724323932https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWorfEffect
>>724322303>>724322506>>724322687this guy was so pathetic, worst GTA protagonist and worst GTA story
>V-VLAD...P-P-P-PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR SHAFT A-A-AND BALLS WHILE YOU F-F-FUCK MALLORY RAW!! VLAD!! LET ME SNIFF YOUR ASSHOLE WHILE YOU CREAMPIE MALLORY!! PLEASE!! VLAD!! NOW!! YES VLAD PLEASE FART IN MY FACE OH! PLEASE BREAK MALLORY IN HALF WITH YOUR DICK VLADY-BOY!! VLADY-BOY PLEASE FUCK MY ANUS WITH YOUR MASSIVE DICK!! FUCK ME LIKE YOU FUCK MALLORY!! AND MICHELLE!!! VLAD PLEASE KISS ME! VLADY-BOY LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK AND SPIT YOUR LOAD INTO MALLORY'S PUSSY!!! VLAD... I LOVE YOU VLAD!! ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU VLADY-BOY JUST PROMISE ME YOU WILL FUCK ME AND MALLORY AND MICHELLE EVERY DAY!!! VLAD!!! LETS USE YOUR SWITCHBLADE TO REMOVE MY MICRODICK AND ATTACH IT TO YOU NEXT TO YOUR SUPERIOR GIGANTIC RUSSIAN SO YOU CAN FUCK ME AND MALLORY AT THE SAME TIME!! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH MY OWN COCK !!!... PLEASE POOP ON MALLORY! VLAD YOUR HAIRY ANUS IS SO MANLY IM SO LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO KISS IT!!! *SLURP* *SLURP* MMMM GOD SWEAT SO HEADY I CANT THINK...!! GET THE RUSSIAN MOB TO USE THEIR BASEBALL BATS AGAIN!!! MAKE THEM SODOMIZE THE PISS AND SHIT OUT OF ME WITH THEIR BATS AND MAKE ME DRINK MY OWN PISS AND SHIT SMOOTHIE AND THEN VOMIT DOWN MALLORY'S THROAT AND DRINK MY OWN PISS AND SHIT SMOOTHIE VOMIT OUT OF HER MOUTH WITH AN ENVIRONMENTALLY SUSTAINABLE PAPER STRAW!!!!! MAKE THEM CUT OFF THE CIRCULATION TO MY LIMBS SO THEY DIE AND FALL OFF AND I BECOME VLADS ONAHOLE FOR LIFE UNABLE TO FIGHT EVER AGAIN!!! VLAD!!! ALL I WANT IS TO BE FUCKED BY VLAD EVERY SINGLE DAY AND FILLED WITH CUM UNTIL I DIE AND POOP THE CUM ONTO MALLORY!!! VLAD! PLEASE PISS ON ME I AM YOUR TOILET LOW CLASS SERBJAN MEAT TOILET BORN TO DRINK PISS!!! YOUR PIG PISS VLAD!!!!!VLAD PLEASE LET ME SNIFF YOUR UNDERWEAR AFTER YOU EAT BORSHT AND SHIT!! VLAD!MALLORY SAYS I CANT TAKE THIS BUTTPLUG OUT FOR ANYONE EXCEPT HER STRAP ON BUT I NEED YOU SO BAD!!! PLEASE PULL THE PLUG OUT AND STUFF ME WITH YOUR BIG MANLY RUSSKI ROD!! VLAD!! MY PATHETIC SERBJAN SISSY COCK NEEDS PUNISHMENT!! YABBA DABBA DOO KOSOVO JE ALBANIA
/v/ has a ntr fetish unironically
>>724327315Gem
>>724327443cuck-coded hobby
>>724322303>roman>johnny>Michael>trevor>franklin>Arthur >John Marston These were just off the top of my head, why is there so many bettermen in Rockstar games?
>>724328750jason will be a better man too
>>724328750Dan Houser’s fetish
>>724327443To be honest, it's easier to point out anyone in /v/ without an NTR kink
>>724328917Who's gonna be his BVLL though? My money's on Raul batista
Guys, I'm relate to Michael but not for the cuck part since I'm not a cuck
>>724329337>I’m relateYou’re not white either >>724328750Any Rockstar worse men?>James Earl Cash>Claude Speed (GTa2)>Claude (GTA III)>Leo KasperThat’s all I can think of
>>724329048How is John a cuck
>>724329337>I'm relate to MichaelHello Jimmy
>>724328750They make games about American culture
>>724329578>>724329621Shut the fuck up you little niggers, are you seriously such moronic jizzrags that you can't tell I typed up some shit, regretted how I worded my sentence, deleted a part and rewrote it and then forgot to change im to I? Kill yourselves seriously just tie a rope around your fucking neck, jump and put an end to your worthless pointless miserable wretched fucking existence fuck you
>>724327443I self insert as the bull though
>>724329583He married the camp bicycle Abigail
>>724329583WE ALL HAD HER
>>724324123>TV TropesYou need to go back
>>724329954Simmer down little buddy.
>>724329954better man rage
>>724325846Didn't he abandon Ashley at the end of LaD for being a crackhead whore, but GTAV retconned that just to make Trevor likable for killing him
>>724329954Thanks for the funnyroo my truculent transgender friend! You’re okay.
>>724322303A daring synthesis of shitty memes
>>724331336what's the second meme
>>724329048BETTER MEN
>>724331190Yes
I love how this board is constantly trying its best to make normal people look insane.
>>724332809none of those people are normal