Confess.
i shided and farded :(
>>724333952I played a gacha, father, even though I always made fun of them
>>724333952I stopped playing vidja back in august.
>>724333952i did not care for halo 3
>>724333952My roommate has played through the last of us 2 like three fucking times in the last year and a half. While I still think the story is absolute trash the gameplay has slightly won me over. Especially how Abby just smashes motherfuckers to death
>>724333952I hope something finally kills 4chan for good and all the /pol/tards no longer have a anonymous safe space. They're fags that ruin everything and then go "WELL WUH ABOUT DEM?!" when you call them out. They're turbo fags.
>>724333952just gooned to nemona, forgive me
>>724334440>I hope something finally kills 4chan for goodYou are only saying that because you are frustrated.
>>724334440>I hope something finally kills 4chan for goodWhy can't you just leave 4chan? Hoping 4chan dies is like hoping a prison closes and all the prisoners are freed. You don't see the problem?
>>724334542of course I am. If Jannies did their jobs, the place would be so much more enjoyable and still have it's "wild west" internet charm. Problem is newfags come in thinking all they have to do is go "Le Nigger, I hate ze liberal" and think that's all you need to do to be a "4channer". Then bad actors come in to boat and sock puppet and bump their own bait threads to make fake discourse on something, and then try to act like you're the asshole if you call it out.Or they just call you a tranny/indian/libtard/whatever snarl term they're making up this season just to downplay you.
>>724334882Because fuck it. Also I would, but where would I *really* go? Reddit? Twitter? They're dumps.
>>724334883Eternal 2016
>>724334996>I would, but where would I *really* go? Reddit? Twitter? They're dumpsI was on Reddit when 4chan was down. It's weird to me that you hate 4chan but also hate Reddit. Have you ever considered that you're the problem?
>>724334440god bless your soul, but you're jewish
>>724335175That's a cop out. The other anon had it right. I don't hate, I'm just frustrated with the state of things. >>724335049Too true. I want it to end. I want funny orange man to just fuck off already so things can have a semblance of normalcy and I can talk media without someone telling me enjoying Mass Effect is endording some politics or another.Like not even eternal 2016, Eternal "Group of junkies screaming at you from the gas station at 2am" vibe.
>>724335286Worse, I'm Catholic.
i save pics of hot men
I unironically don't think a game that is bad to play has ever been mad and I don't think there is such a thing as bad gameplay, I judge games solely based on if they have anticonsumer shit like microtransactions or political agendas in them and think if either of those are present, it should be verboten to touch them on principle.Also, this new captcha is liquid shit, fuck off Hiro you slant eyed retard.
>>724334440>>724334883Have you ever considered that it might be a reaction to the fact that leftists have fagged up vidya something fierce?
>>724333952I stopped playing video games entirely in 2012 and only come here to shitpost
>>724333952I use save manipulation to get multiple endings on the same save file
>>724335537Have you ever considered that whining about that is a waste of your breath? Oh no, da liberals have touched my interactive video experiences! I better vote Republicans, that'll solve ALL the problems!You absolute dingus.
>>724334440Do you really think they would just cease existing if 4chan was gone?>>724334883/pol/ fags are cancer but something tells me that you're not being genuine, that you are from the other side of that same cancer. Is it the spacing, is it the implied claim to be an oldfag or is it bringing up /pol/ in an "Confess" thread on /v/ where you're supposed to discuss VIDEO GAMES and therefore talk about things you do/your taste in vidya you're ashamed of?I don't know maybe all of that
I have a fumo despite the fact that I find the regular bullet hell touhou games boring as shit.
>>724333952I've spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to learn how to play LoL, only to fail miserably.
>>724335768I'm voting Republican and I have no idea who is running and I'm going to be extra obnoxious about screeching about wokeshit going forward just to spite you. Don't talk back to me nigger.
I shitpost and go out of my way to ignore my (You)'s
>>724336123Bro, what. League of Legends is easier than Dota. At least you tried. Most NPCs don't even try to learn Dota. I don't think their brains can store the amount of information needed to play that game well. That's why when I say I'm the Dota player, I can't even be mistaken for another anon.
>>724333952I bought Battlefield 6
>>724335537Have you ever considered that happened because bullied kids who were left out grew up and got into the fields they wanted to be apart of?AIYEEE NOOO it's Jews/trannies/dei, it's not because you're a racist failure that never went to college and loved video games superficially and thus never learned to create or make, only haplessly consume whatever gookshit self insert trash made your tiny clipped dick twitch?
>>724335805No I'm genuine. I just have no where else to bitch and moan about it. You either get told to fuck off, or that you're some "secret enemy agent" or some horse shit. That or I'm just suffering from having to deal with it all. What vidya confessions are there really? I don't like Zelda? Mario is cringe? Sonic is underrated? This is just another thread for people to give their dark secrets a chance to peek out.Or for people like me to bitch about the state of this place.
>>724336412>Vote RepublicanWhen lmao your country is about to genocide the last whites left due to no food stamps and your rich Zion masters will escape unscathed. You didn't just lose, you willingly surrendered to BIG JEWISH DICK
>>724336663as for the spaces. I honestly don't know. I separate my thoughts like that I guess? Otherwise it would be all smushed into one giant block of words no one would read.
>>724335805Nah he's right..polniggers just come here and whine to recruit for their cringe nationalist shit (they will never do anything because they expect someone else to)At the end of the day, pol harms young white men by making them into useless and impotent faggots, harms video games with their constant astroturfing and giving attention to shit like Anita, and harm all and any discourse on this site with constant radical ragebaiting and off topic faggotry
>>724336796Ignore him..anyone who mentions reddit spacing is a disengenious tourist nigger
>>724336806pol doesn't harm anyone anymore because this website's userbase consists of bot posters, feds, and tarskin third-worlders
>>724336576EA saved me from wasting my money. I got a ban warning after the beta ended, and I just cancelled my preorder. Imagine a restaurant telling you that you can't eat there. It's like why would I care. I can eat just eat somewhere else.
>>724334440>fags that ruin everythingYou literally ruined this thread by bringing up politics out of nowhere and seething. Just fuck off retard, go to any other site on the internet and everyone would be happier. Of course you will never do that because you are the actual problem infecting not only vidya but the forums to discuss it, and you know it too.
Silksong act 3 filtered me. I used save states to beat Castlevania IV
>>724333952I generated an ai video of my old crush and I in a relationship
>>724336898Honestly true. Just another attempt to downplay any actual criticism.
>>724336680I don't even know what a jew is, I just know I'm voting red because it pisses off that annoying faggot who keeps shitting up my games. I don't care about your gay cultural slap fight, politics is the most normalfag hobby in existence, just stop fagging up my vidya.You see this shit? Knock it the fuck off.
>>724336663>Or for people like me to bitch about the state of this placeThis tells me you're wrong here as well as well as every other faggot in this thread doing the same. No this isn't the place for you to vent your frustration this place, this board is here to discuss video games and video game related things NOT the site itself. If you want to improve the place start by making meaningful on-topic posts with actual thought and content, and if you don't have anything to contribute to the thread then shut the fuck up, its that simple.
>>724337772strongest servant of israel right here
>>724333952I can only sleep good at night by playing Megamix Miku songs on my Switch...
>>724333952If I somehow do good or get a cool kill or get first place or whatever I usually let go of my mouse and keyboard and close my hands into fists and psyche myself up in an excited manner and grin, then I quickly move them back to the keyboard and mouse. Sometimes I also catch my own fist with the other hand, like I'm punching my palm whenever I get excited or ready to take on a boss.I also lean whenever I turn in racing games or when I pilot planes/helicopters in video games.I have been doing these things since I was a kid. I catch myself doing these things sometimes and I get a bit embarrassed over my autistic actions. Thankfully none of my friends have caught me doing these, I hope.As a kid I also tried to create cool scenes in video games by playing some movie soundtrack in the background and try to match my actions to the music. I don't do this that much anymore.
>>724338080>Sometimes I also catch my own fist with the other hand, like I'm punching my palm whenever I get excited or ready to take on a bossLike picrel?
>>724333952I played Halo CE for the first time after the remake announcement and i liked it, and this after many years of trash talk about it
>>724333952i play games on easy because i'm 30+ and don't give a fuck any more
>>724338426I do this impulsively sometimes when I feel good about accomplishing something and have had people at work act like I'm weird because I punched my palm out of satisfaction.
>>724338426Yeah
>>724334440>complains about a boogeyman >ruins the thread himself lmao the lack of self awareness
>>724338579I play games on normal and then hard if I really enjoyed it and want to go further, easy doesn't stimulate me unless the game is absolutely fuck you tier hard by default.
>>724333952i wasted AAALL of my summer literally months just staying home and learning and generating AI sloppa images and videos day in and day out.Now i wish i went out and enjoyed summer... winter is here now. fml
>>724333952I looked up how to beat a few colossuses back in the day and I regret it to this day. I need to play the remaster blind and atone I barely remember them
>>724338579bitch im in late 30s and i can still handle Ninja gaiden and souls games.. if i could, why cant you?ONLY excuse is if you have genuine carpal tunnel or some arthritis shit. Anyway at least play on Normal.. easy mode is for your mom and dad and girlies
>>724336597>>724335768Why are you like this
>>724337140The off topic Christ cuck thread? Oh no. Choke a a dick foreskiness faggot
>>724334440you’re right but this isn’t the thread for that. faggot.anyway father I confess that I just started playing mohrta and after beating up the shotgun werewolf chick I immediately checked to see if there’s porn of her (there isn’t)
>>724338668This thread was off topic to begin with you disingenuous faggot >Kike is big mad his gay Jew worship larp was ruined
>>724333952i still haven't 1cc'd final fight... i got to abagail and said i'd get back to it.. and still haven't went back.
>>724338869Yep just as I expected>Flayed slave dick>No talent (can't draw uses templates) >No argument because low IQ trailer mutt >Will die unhappy and aloneLmao centuries of generations led to you only for you to kill off all of that hard work
>>724338856>if i could, why cant you?because I'm too dumb to play on normal or higher and that's my second confession
>>724335435Holy cow!
>yet another thread derailed with political sperging and some faggot going "ugh guys stop talking about weeds all the time just stop ugh"
>>724333952I use AI for concept art and dialogues to help me with my indie game projects.
I play most games on hard but JRPGs, my favorite, I always play on normal.
>>724339227>Writing all that Another day another jak W
>>724333952I have dozens of unplayed games on steam and instead of beating them I just play games from F95 all day
>>724334440Oh, such a poor soul... How can we be so mean to him/her by obligating that faggot to stay in here with no other place on the internet who would agree with his/her delusional - but seen as "the correct" - views?
>>724339485shvrty won or however the honey is potting
>>724339252I mean thats acceptable if you suck at games in general.. the real question is were you ALWAYS bad at games even in your 20s and teens? if yes then fine. But if you're just using 30+ as an excuse then thats absurd. Save that for 40+ or even 50+
>>724339606The same applies to polniggers though>I hate anime, vidya and non whites!>StormfrontNOPE>R/thedonaldNOPE>/pol/politically incorrect NOPE>/bantz/NOPE>/v/ Video GamesPERFECT YES THESE ARE THE ONLY ONES YOUNG ENOUGH TO BECOME MY ANTI JEWISH ARMY (not me though I'm a fat boomer pussy)
>>724339040You are genuinely the only anon I’ve seen on this board mention Mohrta at all. Talk about a hidden gem. Maybe it’s for the best.
>>724339783>I hate anime, vidya and non whites!Glad you out yourself that you know nothing about us.I won't engage any further. Feel free to live "your truths".
>>724339914Nigger who the fuck is ‘us’?
>>724335435just say your a raging faggit, no need to overcomplicate it with some cope
>>724339914Ah yes the army of seething dicklets mad at Jews beating whites for 2000 years is totally actually a bunch of le Hispanics and not ugly balding losers on a 2000 year win streak going instinctI'm totally convinced by that one mislabeled /fa/ meetup. white dicklets, dodging accountability since the death of the kike on a stick
>>724339914>gets btfo>runs without argumentI accept your concession polkike. *Tips foreskin*
>>724333952I spent 18 years believing that I'd finished the fight, like genuinely believing that I'd played all of the halo 3 campaign. It turns out I didn't, which I learned this year when I was going through the MCC campaigns. I had made it to a fairly early vehicle section in the city but not past it. I must have been distracted by CoD4 and 3's own multiplayer. I have a shit memory for media likely because of lots of psychedelics in school and I do generally forget lots of things and get surprised when replaying all games but most of 3's campaign was brand new to me.
>>724334440>kills 4chan for good>>724335317>I want funny orange man to just fuck off already so things can have a semblance of normalcyAnon are you naive or something?
>I FUCKING HATE 4CHAN AND EVERYTHING IT USED TO BE REEEEWhy are you here?
>>724333952I've only ever talked about vidya on /v/
>>724340458It’ll be funny when he dies soon but shit is already fucked and really he’s more a reflection of the average American’s retardation than the cause of any of it. I’ve resigned myself to the reality that we will simply end up killing each other over our favorite state-sanctioned colorful plastic slop.
I've spent 30 hours and I can't figure out how to make code to navigate a maze in The Farmer Was Replaced. I refuse to use even the hints.
We desperately need to return to the apolitical pop culture of the 90's when people did not give a shit about this crap at all.
>>724340386That's cool. I always for some reason thought I beat RDR same as you then just browsing cheevos jerking off to my gamertag one day I discovered no I didn't. Had half a game left.
>>724333952I only come to /v/ to goon to vidya characters
I only come to /v/ for Blue Archive / DMC / Armored Core / Ace Combat threads.Everyone else seems to hate videogames.
>>724340881Would've been based if not for Blue Archive. Hopefully you don't "play" the "game" and just charge the crystals to the doujins.
>>724340626>I’ve resigned myself to the reality that we will simply end up killing each other over our favorite state-sanctioned colorful plastic slop.At least this is realistic, but your fixating on orange man is a symptom of it. It doesn't matter who sits on the throne if everybody is fucked.
I really want to like Reverse Collapse but I just can't for some reason. The game alternates between being very fun and satisfying and extremely miserable. Also I'm just not a fan of how consumables are god tier OP that you are forced to use to beat missions meanwhile shooting your actual gun as a soldier is the worst option you can take with your AP.
>>724333952I play Nikke despite hating and shitting on gatchaI only really play retro games anymore and primarily Doom and Quake mods, with the very rare new release occasionally.I hate thinking and knowing most modern games are going to be shit before they come outMy GOTY is Abiotic Factor. A survival crafting game.I play on a fucking gaming laptop
>>724341029>Umm actually the guy who caused it didn't do it and I'm not retarded for voting for him Nah you're still a retarded faggot and the only saying grace from all of this is that people will kill retards like you first
>>724340746I also thought I beat Star Wars Force Unleashed but turns out I literally never played it based on my ps3 trophies. I'm still confused about that one. I think I saw my friend play a lot of the sequel and my brain just sharded
>>724341094>abiotic factorwhat is the qrd on this game? I see threads for it but I've seen really mixed opinions on if its fun or not
>>724333952Remote work conditioned me to play in short bursts instead of long determination streaks.
>>724333952Some fag killed his dog and posted about it on /b/. I explained him how he could kill more dogs. Specifically pitbulls.I also used savestates for HGSS battle frontier.
>>724341210I'm the complete opposite. I'll go hamboni on vidya for two weeks straight then not touch a game for months
>>724333952I played vidya today instead of watching my favorite streamer play it. I regerted it
>>724341207It's Half-Life if you were a random scientist who needed to build weapons out of random bullshit found around the facility with some classic SCP sprinkled in. If carving out a small area of a collapsing base and exploring dollar store Black Mesa with bullshit weapons you've slapped together with random electronics and office equipment sounds entertaining you might like it.
>>724341017I enjoy the story on weekends and I do the daily shit while on the train to work.You really don't have to invest anything.
>>724341123Sorry, I don't live in your shithole. Not even Europe, nor India, nor China, nor Russia, or any of the suspect countries.I'll be eating popcorn while you kill each other over the pettiest of reasons.
>>724341445I love voices of the void and this sounds really similar so I will check it out. How bad is the grind? That's the main complaint I see for the game.
> Ghost Rider's Penance StareHow fucked are you anon?
>>724341751I didn't notice much of a grind, outside of maybe building multiple hacking tools if you're playing with friends who all want one (pointless, as only one person needs a tool), or maybe if you want to make a lot of the disposable weapons or laser tech later.
i used to jack off to lingerie websites on my psp
>>724333952I am not actually that good at videogames, yet my friends think I am.
>>724341719I've always found it weird how Americans assume places like Sweden, the UK, France, Canada, Russia and all the other places they hate will collapse soon. Especially when the US is the country closest to a massive civil war.
I adore Horizon Zero Dawn and Forbidden West. The games also helped me come to terms with the decades of abuse I faced as a result of my involvement with the Catholic Church.I've read every Halo novel and comicI suck at Mario Kart and Smash Brothers despite playing them for years. I only play single player because multiplayer gives me massive anxiety no matter the gameI never seed I'm 99% sure I'm autistic or have asperger's syndrome. I'm pretty sure that's at least partially why I'm so terrible at games.
>>724333952I bought Pokemon ZA and liked it.
>>724338608>>724338629The rest is fine like the psyched fists but the fist palm is extremely cringe. Do stop doing it.
>>724342710No. I like doing it.
>>724333952i feel bad for thinking about getting pokemon legends za for cheaper even though it’s still mediocre
>>724342710I can't, it's like a muscle reflex. And what >>724342856 said, it does feel satisfying to do it, even if it is cringe.
>>724333952I enjoyed silkslop :C
>>724343017Do not kill the part of you that is cringe. Kill the part that cringes.
As a nearly 40-year-old neet, I admit that I have wasted my life. I'm not even good at the games I play. I'd like to die before things really start to degrade.
>>724333952i still like video games and /v/. :3
>>724342281Bruh, Europe is a literal caliphate.
>I play stealth archer>I don't like Soulslikes because they're too hard for me>I exclusively play with a controller and can't handle Keyboards because they have too many buttons>I prefer voiced protagonists over silent ones>I stopped playing any MP because I got too old to keep up and because I'd get really mad playing them, I broke like 10 controllers>Super Smash Bros Melee gave me a strong upskirt fetish and when I was a kid I fapped to Peach and the trophies of Ayumi Tachibana and Young Link>I try to look up every characters skirt in every game going so far as to look up free cam mods/tools and depending on whats there it affects my enjoyment and opinion of the game>I prefer female protagonists because of AGPI know that IWNBAW no need to mention that, I'm not mentally illat least not in that way
I played Mario Kart with my brother-in-law and my nephew and got 1st place everytime.I feel guilty about it. Like I had knowledge that made me better than them, making for an unfair challenge. But isn't that the way competition operates? I could use itens better, knew how to drift well, etc.At the same time, I feel like it'd be disrespectful to my opponents to throw races. Didn't help that my nephew is a shit talking little prick, he deserved every 7th place he got. What should I do, father?
>>724346019>What should I do, father?That entirely depends on the Mario Kart you played.
>>7243465868 for Switch, dunno what edition.
>>724341071I don't like the """"bonus"""" objectives that are not if you want actual items and how they make you replay the level once you figure out whatever dumb shit they want you to do
>>724344986Not true though, /pol/ is divorced from reality.
>>724334440>a anonymous Saar....
>>724337157>Silksong act 3 filtered me.How anon? Act 3 gives you so many crutches.Nyleth/Seth and Coral Tower are tough but doable. Coral Tower even gives you a shortcut halfway through.Karmelita can be a bitch but you can always just do the Clover Dancers fight instead which is much easier.Lost Lace is the only real hurdle. Honestly just get 100% and set up some super cheesy Crest build if you struggle too much.You can do it anon. The hard part is over.
>>724346019>>724346683>8 for Switch>he deserved every 7th place he gotThat sounds like you didn't teach him anything at all and would explain why your feeling guilty. Bad anon.Donate 200 coins to a fairy fountain and pray for salvation. This will make up for your sins, but you still need to fix your family matters yourself.
If you stop giving a shit about politics you'll be so much happier. The politicalfags at my work are all miserable as fuck. Take the nopoliticspill
>>724347474In that case, I feel less guilty. My nephew is a complete arrogant asshole, shit talking everyone while being a weakling. Even in cooperative games he's like "I did this, I win, I'm better", etc. Fuck that faggot, I'll be a mentor after he fixes his attitude (I try to help with it).
>>724347727Only right wingers do it, much to leftards pleasure.
>>724334440>i wish it was still le wild west>noooo not like that
>>724333952i cheesed the demon of hatred, and i went full tank with cheese weapons for the final, final, final boss.
>>724348312i meant for the final final final boss of armoured core 6. sorry tired
>>724333952I enjoy Halo CE Anniversary
>>724333952the moment I turned 30 something changed in my brainI think I became a loliconhelp me Father, I don't want to be ostracized from my friend group if they ever find out ToT
