He is the newest "literally me" character
>>724340828I'm mecha batman? I wish.
He's actually competent in the shit he does though so..... No.
>mfw my name is robert
>>724340828More like"Literally Who?" Character
>>724340828He looks identical to my friend Joaquín
>>724340828if he wasn't a manlet and his hair was slightly recessed and his skin pastier he'd be literally me, but i'll take it... i feel seen bros, is this what it's like to have media representation..
>>724340828>confident>expressive>competent>attractiveno, he is not literally me.
>>724340828
>>724341654>Literally Who?Robert Robertson, son of Robert Robertson, grandson of Robert Robertson
>>724342456No Flambae Romance No Buy
>>724342536Bob Bob?
oralcumshot
>Born in Afghanistan>Peppers his dialogue with Spanish >Has a French nameWhat's his fucking deal
>>724343709Maybe he's got a Tommy Wiseau kind of deal? Pretending to be from somewhere else while also not really pulling off that hoax?
>>724340828>not sub-5 in looksCan't relate
>>724343709>>Born in Afghanistan>>Peppers his dialogue with Spanish >>Has a French nameWell, he's definitely gay.
>>724342728KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>724342536Robert Robertgrandson, son of Robert Robertson, son of Robert Robert
>>724342728Where?
>>724340828>has sex>is of avg. height>above avg. IQfuck off
>>724342728yeah that fits
>>724340828>Spider-Verse Peter Parker facial wise + (sane) Moon Knight and Iron Man
>literally mebut he's a 3rd generation superhero that fought crime for 8 years
>>724342728Fuck you beat me to iti was gonna say throw me some number thought ayyyyyyy
"regular dude who isn't rich nor exceptional but does his best" is the best superhero archetype there is
>>724345037the thing is *if* I WERE a superhero i'd be like him
IMMA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A POUND CAKE
>>724340828Dick Richardson
>>724345605But he was rich, he spent millions on the suit repairs. He couldn't have been mecha man without the money
>>724345848He had money but was living pretty frugal in an apartment even before retirement. He spent it all on suit repairs
Not vidya.
>>724346332Sage has been disabled, wannabee jannoid
>>724346447test
>>724340828Is his fucked up ear an homage to Telltale Batman?
>>724346447>>724347054It still works lol
>>724340828>capeshit VN for american women and fagsof course /v/ would shill it
>>724347054>>724347130
>>724347093no, its a homage to trump
>>724347912staged btw
Invisigal likes to watch btw
>>724340828all i know about this game is that jew moistcritical voices in it, so I'm already bent not to like it. Plus game looks like the shitty telltale games. In other words, kys faggot
Why is this literal streamershit nongame being astroturfed so hard??
>>724350992Waifus and self insert character type
>>724342728fuck now I will only think about this when he has the headphone set
>>724350992TWD (S1) and The Wolf Among Us were very well received here. Invincible is a pretty popular show.This "game" basically combines those, I can see why there would be some interest.Though I fail to see how games like this could be streamershit, what's the point of watching someone else play these "games"?
>>724353340>Though I fail to see how games like this could be streamershit, what's the point of watching someone else play these "games"?Counterpoint what the point of playing a game with next to no gameplay? That why people will watch others play the game. Their not invested in the choices because most of the choices in these games don't matter. Their just interested in the story as a whole which is basically a movie.
>>724340828surprised that telltale made a protagonist i like in this day and age
>>724340828No, he's attractive and smart and was a hero.
>>724340828literally the perfect maleevery male video game protagonist should look like thisand every female video game protagonist should look like Mandy
>>724353971>Counterpoint what the point of playing a game with next to no gameplay?Interactive narrative with self insertion
Invisicute
>>724349116Tell me you don't know shit about guns without telling me you don't know shit about guns.
>>724340828The player character cannot be a "literlaly me" because you're literally him already...by playing him. Fucking idiot. You really don't know how this meme works.
>>724344915>Spider-ManYes.>Iron ManYes.>Moon KnightNo.I would say Batman. What do you get Moon Knight from?
>>724354834>censoring Granny's scorched assCoward.
>>724340828Ryan Gosling for the modern audiences
>>724344595Triple gay with extra queer
>>724342728Fuck I can't unsee it.
>>724350992>capeshit>waifusThat why it works. Stuff like this is crack for autism. They imagine about powers and debate women. Because every boy, specially with autism always wanted to be a super hero or villain. That is why city of heroes still has players. I bet everyone who will read this post has fantasized about super hero's OCs all the time. I don't think its actual shilling but waifufagging.
>gaming as a zoomer: where is the gameplay I’m refunding this I need that $40 back this was written by Joss Whedon I can’t wait to tell /v/ and shit on this>gaming as a boomer: I like this Dispatch game, it’s like a TV show you can watch it before bed and the Invisible Latina is sexy haha
>>724342728Jesus Chris, the plant is exactly there too
>>724342728I do not get the reference
>>724355747https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAIYsB4Y_Dw
Played this finally. Batnigga is my favorite. He's got a nice way of talking.
>8 episodes>First 2 episodes are about 1 hour long>The rest 6 episodes will probably also be 1 hour longSo it'll be 2 hours shorter than an average Telltale game. Well, at least it has better animation. And maybe fewer choices will result in those few being more impactful, but I'm not holding my breath.
So black Einstein is definitely the bad guy, right?
why are discord trannies shilling this game so hard? And so clumsily too
>>724350992Mature capeshit without falling into The Boys slop safeedgy woke crap. It still plays it as a traditional capeshit world but without being PG-13 Marvel quipshit
>>724355902The more you know
>>724355954Why? Because hes black?
>>724355035The irony being that you're the fucking insanely stupid one here.
>>724342728>>724355902why is gay porn lore so fucking funny?
>>724355926I think we all just appreciate that it isn't wokeslop. Gaming might actually be healing.
>>724355954I'd be lying if I didn't think so too. I hope not though.
>>724356408made by men for men
>>724356224He says a line like>I'd kill your father all over again to get my powers backAnd this line made me go "huh". Made me think about the reporter asking the question "Why didn't the villain kill you?".>>724356473It's a little woke, but far less so than most other games out there.
>>724356156>MatureI wouldn't call it mature, it's trying too hard to be adult and edgy, and talk about dicks all the time.
i don't like him. he's too handsome, too perfect, like a Ken doll. he should have a beard and beer belly.
>>724355628>the Invisible Latina is sexy haha
>>724356156I liked it but it's about as mature as Bojack Horseman, which Aaron Paul is also in.Bojack Horseman > Family Guy btw
>Blonde Blazer is gonna force you to fire someone to 'shake up' the team dynamic and get them working betterI think this is gonna kill all good will towards her next episode
sex with blonde blazer
>>724357237That would be weird considering she just agreed to Rob's terms that he wouldn't be undermined at any point and would get to lead the team exactly like he wants. I think something else happens. Like a budget cut or something.Tax fraud?
>>724357237goodbye golem
>>724357405Apparently the leaks say it's either batguy or birdgirl.
2000s supernatural comedy show vibes
>>724357459ok well then goodbye sonar. useless meme character voiced by a bitch
>>724357627gem posted
>>724356408The whole movie is funny as hellhttps://youtu.be/NeK7NdAvLrg?si=pGz1V-xCZ30UG308
>>724357627>Ray WiseKino.
>>724342728>even the plant
>>724357887Where do I know that guy from?
>>724358236Twin Peaks.
>>724358310Nah that isn't it
>>724358445tim and eric?
>>724345737I'D LIKE SOME POUND CAKE
>>724342728Motherfucker
>>724358519Nah it was Grounded for Life. You fucked up bad. Not even close.
>>724343709he's funny too