New trailer dropped, showing quick shots of the next couple of episodes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZkYXwB9_oQ
>>724342823Nice.
Tax status: Fraud
>>724342751>Phenomoman happyThat's all I ever wantedMoistBoy is something I never wanted, but I guess he can be there as well
>>724342927PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPGET FIRED GET FIRED GET FIRED GET FIREDPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>There's gonna be people who actually cut the Harvard graduateHe single handedly raises the iq of the team by like 30 points. He also knows all the best crypto pump and dumps. Why would you waste that talent.
Yep, that's my cute tomboy wife right there
>>724343149I'd glaze her donut
I was looking through some of the writers' and directors' previous Telltale work, and they go back to the days of Sam and Max. I thought it was a case of them working on like one project and that's it.
>>724342923what the fuck did i miss? anything get leaked? i'm patient enough to wait for the next episodes and KEK the phenomafag
There is a /vg/ thread too>>>/vg/544215981
>>724343209The tension is palpable!
>>724343134The problem is that it’s a choice between him and my favourite of the team. If it was him vs literally anyone else, it would be an easy choice.
>>724343209Why hasn’t she raped him yet?
>>724343149She's not healthy for you. She will drag you down alongside herself.
What did she mean by that?
>>724342823
>>724343149
>>724342823I hope this game does stupidly well.Everything about this game's writing and plot is a blessing in the modern context:>Competent and clever male protagonist>Attractive and meaningful female romantic interests>While some level of DEI present, none of it is to the point it poisons the plot or script>Plot has humor that is well done and doesn't detract from drama>Decisions seem to be (at least from leaks) really meaningful
>>724343209Reminder that if you don't fistbump him in the bathroom he will stand by and let Invisigal rape you.
>>724343313Does she secretly have a crush on him?
>>724343404She likes to watch
>>724342823>>724342923kino alert, fugg i dont want to get spoiled bros, idk if i should play it or wait for full release, dont post too many spoilers
>>724343272Why do you keep bringing this up?
>>724342823Quick rundown on this game? Is it a single ending game? What's the point of the choices if there can be episodes? Or is it because there's major happenings that the story revolves around?
>>724343369I'm all for it, she's gonna finger my asshole like a degenerate she is
>>724343426These are the last numbers I saw, I hope it does well as well.
>>724342823> Make male characters sexualized> Not a single gay romance optionWhy do straights ruin everything??
>>724343416Finally some funny fanart.
>>724342923Where the fuk is this pic from
>>724343512Most of the porn created is gay porn anyways, just go there.
>>724343149>Tomboy>I can fix herThey combined pretty good ingredients
Worth getting?
>>724343469There will be different endings. The question is how much the choices in the first 6 episodes will even impact it.
>>724342823>DUDE WHAT IF HEROES BUT SHITTY, VIOLENT AND THEY CURSE A LOTI'm exhausted
>>724343479Tomboys aren't perverts
>>724342823This looks woke as hell.
>>724343532Chapter 4, you go on a date with Blonde Blazer and Phenomomonoman crashes it.
STOPPOSTINGABOUTCAPESHITIM TIRED OF SEEING IT
>>724343426One thing i noticed is barely any Indian names in the credits
>>724343509357,000 players?! Am I reading that right? That looks way too much.
>>724343532Literally from the trailer in the OP
>>724343561How much can you tolerate modern western adult writing? Because everything else is fine.
>Chair clatteringhttps://youtu.be/KvMY1uzSC1E?si=VcAwGmt01ltaQe0A
Why didn't MechaMan put a cape on his mech?
>>724343441>secretly
>>724343687NO CAPES!
>>724343687
>>724343149where is this clip from
>>724343580>Tomboys aren't perverts
>>724343732I mean its hard to tell. She punches him and smashes a donut into his computer, but so also seems to like him sometimes? It's weird.
This game is gonna cause so many Ryan Goslings to kill themselves
>>724343671my palms are sweating bwos
>>724343805This game called dispatch.
>>724343687Same reason why Spider-Man didn't have a cape.
>>724342823>>724342923this blonde bitch is such a whore what the fuck
>>724343825https://youtu.be/DHzjgNoRmjg?si=uDy8lDl8Qafe_GEA
>>724343264>what the fuck did i miss? It's just a screenshot from the trailer, nothing new got leakd.
>>724343570Did you ever watch "Only murders in the building"? I watched like 8 episodes and was unironically discomforted by the amount of swearing in the dialogue. When I talked to other people, they said they didn't notice, and thought it was a normal amount.Is this true? Do people just constantly swear in their normal lives?
>>724343825I'm not getting tricked into this conversation again. If you actually have some type of mental problems for real, I'm sorry.
>>724343868stop calling my wife a whore
LEAK: PHENOMAMAN GETS OFFICIALLY C-CKED IN EP6
>>724343918It's porn brainrot.Go look at any zoomer media and it's all sex and cursing.Their idea of funny is just someone talking about cocks.
So here's what I thought would be fun to try. So you all know that they originally were making a TV-Show, not a game. And they wrote all of it before they decided to make it into a game (they said they had enough content made to make a season of a TV-Show even). Then they went back and added all of the choices into the game to make it an actual "game". So my propostition is - what would you guess were the original "choices" that the writers intended if this was an actual TV-Show, not a choice-based video-game?I'm thinking Robert being heavily into Blonde Blazer in the first two episodes, flirting whenever possible (he's clearly into her, says to his dog that he met a nice lady and watches a video of her while masturbating), and is angry at Invisigal, enemies style (as that scene where she punches him was clearly written like that on purpose, even with "choices" added you cannot not call her an asshole and will always get punched), but then after he sees Blazer with Phenomaman, he switches from her, and actually starts romancing Invisigal, bringing that enemies to lovers arc to a close. What other choices you think could have been canon in the original verison of the TV-Show, the funniest ones, or the ones that make the most sense in the context?P.S. Example - Robert choosing the long creamy donuts, with Invisigal making a dick joke, as she says he loves to put them in mouth AND ass, and then Robert will always, no matter what donut you pick, will say that he loves donuts from his mouth to his butt. Although I personally love the dialogue with the jelly donut better for obvious reasons.
>>724343859>too ugly is basically the new black spidermankek
>>724343858played the game never seen that clip
>>724344004Well it's not in the game yet, its in a future chapter.
>during the tutorial>'You and 0% of people got a mid-score on the tutorial'>episode one>'You are in the 1st percentile'No clue how I failed the tutorial
>>724343940Not refunding the game after all
>>724344057If it makes you feel any better some other anon got that as well.
>>724343610>you go on a date with Blonde BlazerYou CAN, correct>Phenomomonoman crashes itIncorrect
>>7243440571st percentile is top tier, anon.A failure would be the 100th percentile.
>>724344053that's why i asked from where the fuck he got that clip
>>724344109>what gonn movie game d-AAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK
>>724343580This one is
>Laura Bailey played best girl in two different games>in one its a stacy, in the other its the tomboy now that's range
>>724343636There really isn't that much capeshit vidya tho
>>724344153OhWell basically all of the game was leaked day 1 because they basically left everything in the game.
Is this your first time playing weg?
>>724344143I know, I'm saying I don't know how I went from lowest of the low for the tutorial and then went to the best score.>>724344109Thank god it wasn't just me.
any devs here that can leak the eps?
>>724343562Thanks for the answer. Shame it's a mystery.
>>724343805From the game files. This scene happens in Episode 5.
>>724342823BLONDE BLAZER IS A WHORE!
>>724344260most wegs are too sexualized, this is moreso romance focused
>>724344305Why you stealing her earrings, Invisibitch?
>>724343898the explanation is that she wanted Tyler to walk her to Algebrat. been in those shoes and figured out years later why Becky got mad when I said I needed to go to the bathroom instead of walking down the hall with her
>>724344302no, the dance party is in 6
>>724344289The episodes are not in the files, they are not that retarded. That being said, they are pretty retarded as they left in all of the dialogue lines (in text) in all of the languages (localization files), and the webms of the majoer choices.
>>724343426> I HOPE IT DOES WELL BECAUSE IT'S A DATING SIM FOR US LONELY INCELSBased
>>724344305she looks like that and says that
>>724344289Blonde Blazer goes fully topless.
>>724344356>Why you stealing her earrings, Invisibitch?Blondewhore dont need no earring
>>724344057>>724344109It’s a known bug that the % tracker for the tutorial is broken
>>724344389Where can I see this?
>girl breaks up with you>instantly has a new bf>I spend months in miseryThis hits too close to home...
>>724344397i unironically think this and say this, vidya needs more dating sims for lonely men, women are high iq for enjoying these type of games
>>724344384Oh shit, I forget, yeah, you're right
>>724344207where the Fuck are you getting this
>>724342923that's a man
You know, we should actually side with Phenomaman and not date that blonde bitch, what the fuck.Invisigal is such a better choice.
Don't you feel kinda bummed that this great concept for a game is just being used as a vehicle for a TV Show that wasn't picked up? The novelty of running a superhero team, managing them, is really interesting - but this game really doesn't seem to do anything unique with it. Feels like super wasted potential. I just wanted a good version of This is the Police, with supes.
>game clearly made to cater to trannies, zoomers and women>not even a game at all>/v/ is obssessed with itTry and fucking tell me this place hasn't gone to shit. Just try. Holy fuck.Old /v/ wouldn't even bother talking shit about this game, let alone bump limit threads over it. You are all disgusting newfags and need to leave.
>Yo team, this is your dispatcher
>>724344704it's heavily astroturfed by bots
>>724343149Wtf? Why am I dancing with that adhd bitch when there is blonde mommy in the back
>>724344631From the game files, man
>>724344704>Zoomie doesn't remember TellTale games
>>724344704old /v/ was full of avatarfags and namefags that had waifuwars all the time, you need to go back 2016 pol tourist
>>724344683Why would you bother making a TV show or movie when you can just slap together a bunch of basic, meaningless QTEs and management sections that legitimately took the intern a couple of days to make and pad out your 4 hours of cutscenes into 8?
>>724344704>Old /v/ wouldn't even bother talking shit about this gameOld /v/ loved Telltale games and still do, tourist.
>>724343509>Revenue>8m So it paid for maybe half the voice acting cast. Grim.
>>724344787you mean the blonde tranny
>>724344787You can dance with her too, faggot, don't worry
>>724344704sauce
>>724344876she's so perfect bros
>>724344876uooooh white woman
724344793Why aren't the jannies reporting you and literally having CIA murder you, pedo scum?
>>724344910She's not. Courntey here is.
>>724344876HOLY YESGET KEKED PHENOMACUNTBASED NTR
>>724344803this is nothing like telltale games you retarded shill>>724344910if you are into trannies
>>724342927>moist shitikal
>>724344824>>724344803>b-but it's a telltale game so it's okay it's totally not for women and they/thems!!you tell yourself that
>Childporn spammer is backMaybe kill yourself, pajeet.
>>724343149Isn't she a whore
>>724344876>>724342923>>724342823I DONT UNDERSTAND, SHE JUST KEKED US IN EP2 BUT NOW SHE IS A SLUT UNDRESSING FOR US AND DANCING LIKE THAT WITH US?GOOOOOODS, REMOVE ALL WHORES FROM MY GAME, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>724344876MILKIES MILKIES MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY
man i saw it, why can't pedos just off themselves already
>>724344876Wait all these fags in the back are possible dance partners? Give me the red demon.
>>724344926She's not blonde enough to be white
>>724344886Not him but it's Prison School.
>>724344967nuh uh blonde blazer could beat her up
>>724344994>incoherent screeching bullshitGet out of here.
>>724344704>Appeals to old /v/>wasn't even here before 2018, let alone 2014Away with you, disingenuous worm.
>>724344876Based game>Cancelling my refund
>>724345026We must be better cucks, anon
>>724345043lol no, only invisigal and BB are dance partners because they're the only romance options
>>724344973This is exactly like TellTale games. Honestly there's more gameplay in this than a TellTale game.>>724344994>dude buzzwords lmao
>>724345041Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO F--K *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
>>724345041>>724345026>>724344876>>724342923god I hate sluts
>Having hot sex with Blonde Blazer>Getting hot and sweaty>Grunting, you're about to cum>"Is it in yet?">You look down at her confused>Suddenly Invisigal appears around your dick>"Haha faggot, got you again">You're forced to cum inside her>She slaps you across the face and runs off laughing>This is the third time this has happened this month
>>724345046Brunette with blue eyes is my kryptonite.I like her hair that way too.
>>724345043Only two dance partners available, anon, I'm sorry. Red demon only dances with the bat.
>>724345041mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommyi need more clips keep them coming faggots
>>724345104lee and kenny were so fucking based
>>724345026What she did before is none of our business., betterman
>>724345183Happy for you then, anon. You can tell her you like her that way more in Episode 5
>>724345151now I haven't played it in ages but didn't TWD have an inventory and mild point and click elements where you walk around and stuff?
>e-celebs>critical role>99% just cutscenes>constant piss/shit/cocks/peepeepoopoo jokes and humor>Cuckshit>30 dollars>/v/ loves itI thought the rampant gachaslop threads were the lowest point but apparently not. We can go lower.
>>724343827>Laura Bailey romanceHope that'll finally get Liam O'Brian to sperg out and kill himself.
>>724345046>blue eyes>brunettegenetic dead end
>>724345270Whos this? New character?
>>724344212>two different gamesAnon... Laura Bailey's been the best girl since fucking Bloodrayne.
>>724345159
>>724345361Um, yeah, sure, haha! New character, yeah. Her name's Mandy.
>>724344260step aside
>>724345251But what she does after, is our business. She can't cuck the bull. She must be better woman.
Any based individual here got clips of blonde blazer making out with robert scene? And phenomaman witnessing it all and getting ntr-ed?
>>724345191budget karlach bros...
can you please stop leaking the game in this thread WITHOUT A FUCKING SPOILERED IMAGE YOU RETARDI AM CALLING THE JANNIES
>>724342823>Heheh fartboobbuttsexReddit humor is everywhere>>724342923Superhero more like super slut
>>724345308Why Liam? She's married to Travis Willingham (who's in this game as Phenomaman).Unrelated picture of the happy couple with mutual friend Troy Baker.
>>724344786That's Outer Worlds 2 you're thinking of.
>>724345159Was Blazer just laying there for like 10 minutes listening to you fucking something or did you cum in a minute?
>>724345493they're evil and bullies that refuse to spoiler images or webms, its over
Blazerbros status?
>>724345493Shroud is Flambae. He travelled back in time to try and stop you from calling him Wet-Ponytail-Guy.
>>724345558You're not aware of Liam's crazy creepy obsession with Laura Bailey? Oh, anon.
>>724343149Fixable
>>724345558Travis always gave off massive cuck energy.I wouldn't be surprised if Laura was getting ridden like a bike by the entire industry.
>>724345312Why would you go anywhere else?
>>724345585>Blazerbros status?a whore, invisigal won
>>724345558You just know Troy had her gush down his throat. Travis always plays cucks in Telltale Games (Batman, Dispatch), I bet he's one in real life as well.
>>724345570I failed the QTE and nutted 5 seconds in.
>>724344704>05:31>>724344786>06:39Words can't express how much I fucking despise you.Being an obnoxious shitposter is one thing, but projecting your own samefaggotry on everyone else is just sickening.Go ahead and post a worthless screencap now.
>>724344683My main hope is it does well enough that they do a free update when it wraps up to add a focused Dispatcher mode where you pick a team and take it through a week/month of work.
>>724342823Are people unironically liking it? It literally just a movie. Even Walking Dead had more interactions
>>724344876she's doing all that while her boyfriend is away in japan? holy shit i underestimated her kino
>>724345606>Liam's crazy creepy obsession with Laura BaileyTell me more. Are there definitive proofs?
>>724345676>wasting time screencapping>for a zoomer faggotyou overestimate yourself
>>724345606Is he really? I don't keep up to date enough with voice actor drama. I know the rumor is Troy, Laura and Travis are ALL friends with benefits though but I've never really given a shit about Liam O'Brien.Tell me more.
>>724345279it barely had an inventory and it only really came up when you needed to solve the puzzles. Like you'd grab some bolt cutters because Lee would need to break a chain or something later on and that's about it. It was very streamlined and even the number of bullets you had didn't matter.
>>724344876What if I don't want to dance with anyone and instead stand in a corner thinking about how my feet hurt?
>>724343469Like all telltale games your choices matter (they don't)
>>724345704walking dead also doesn't have peepeepoopoo humor or cuckshit or obvious male nudity and no female nuditywhy do you think nu/v/ loves this?
>>724345704>Are people unironically liking it?So far yes, I thought I’d hate it at first but gave it a chance since I liked some of the old Telltale games when I was younger.
>>724344876The biggest mistake this game has made is only having two romance options.You can’t add a tall demon muscle mommy or a flirty brown ASSassin and be surprised when modern gamers want them instead.
>>724345723How about hundreds of hours of Critical Role? Especially season 2.>>724345776Ask on /tg/ in any critical role thread.
>>724345723No, anon is just a subhuman who watches Critical Role and doesn't understand Liam is one of those sad depressive faggots who's super touchy feely with everyoneHe does the same shit with Sam Riegel
How many dicks has she taken? MAKE YOUR BETS.at least 10
>>724345585she won the bobby bowl and she knows it
>>724345704I pirated it, and will enjoy it as a movie. There's no way I'd pay $30 for it. Or even $10. I know what it is, and that nothing I do ingame matters outside of like two choices. I'm at peace.
>>724345864EEEY BEEETCH!!! YA TELLIN ME MY TEETH OR EYEBROWS DON'T MATTER HUH CABRON???
Watched a """""""""playthrough"""""""" and this is just a budget netflix show.This is not vidya in any way. The fuck?
>>724345990>cabronHe’s from Afghanistan
>>724345974I bet 0, because it would be the most subversion of expectations the writers could do.
>>724345974she's too powerful and autistic for men to have opportunities to cold approach her and get into her panties, wouldnt be surprised that her current bf is her only bf, she's my cute wife
>>724345990What are you gonna do about it, Dr. Don’t Do Shit?
>>724345974I don't give a fuck, I'll be one of those dicks and her last
>>724346034Yes, /v/ is just reddit but worse nowadays. This hasn't been news in a long time.
>>724345974Only mine, over a 1000 times.
>>7243459745
>>724345872That was old telltale before going full woke between walking dead season 3 and 4Now i can only expect they will write the MC who is a leftie snoy and encourage female hotties to date side character black guys. They will never write another Kenny as anything other than a villain
>>724345279barely ever came up, you don't constantly slap your object on everything, it's quite clear what objects are used for what and most choices/gameplay decisions are dialogue, unlike dispatch which actually has some management gameplay
>>724345974If the leaks are anything to go by_0_
>>724346043>Afghanistan>Superpower is bursting into flames
Can someone tell me how to get access to the leaks in game files
>>724343610>Phenomomonoman crashes it.Wtf? I thought she broke up the relationship?! What a lying bitch
Invisibitch faggots need to stop slandering Blonde Girl when InvisiCUMPDUMPSTER is the one fingering other men buttholes.
>>724346167Install Gentoo.
>>724346162Give them credit. There is no black character with lightning powers.
>>724344109Moderately well is a good grade, the other 100% are failures
which way white man?
>>724343149How crazy is she?
When do we get Aolf among us 2?
>>724346241the one that is not a slut, so Invisigal
>Invisigal when Robert chooses Blonde Blazer over her
>>724342823why is /v/ chilling this game?
>>724346251the fact they said that wolfy 2 wont have romance with snow white has blackpilled me beyond belief, even more than waiting for 20 years for a sequel, at least dispatch helps me cope
>>724346242Bloody Mary was a awful character but incredibly fuckable. Awful fuckable.
>>724346235But there is a black speedster whose name is Track Star
>>724343610Please, please, please tell me i can refuse. I hate this pandering. This girl is clearly playing and i feel like the character is smarter than that. He saw she is in a relationship. They baited the coomers with the shit in the first episode but now its time to move on
>>724346369
>>724346149What is Robery apologizing for?
>>724346251No release date yet. Telltale insist it’s not been cancelled despite letting most of their staff go, but it seems AdHoc are helping finish it now Dispatch is out.
>>724346470She's literally me.
>>724346251It's currently on the Epic Game Store as a exclusive, but who knows if it's even being worked on anymore.
>>724346242Why did she think she could beat Bigby? He is the top dog.
>>724346396Because it tastes better at low temperatures, like a good Pinot Grigio
>>724344704If disney princess cockteases and tomy oys are for trannies and women then call me xer
>>724346369Maybe she shouldn't have smashed the donut into his computer (The punching was fine, he is used to it)
>>724343825Sadly this bait has been used so much it's obvious nowadays. Used to get some good replies in the past though.
>>724346470Fuck this reads like some sort of tragic ending dialogue where she dies.
fuck off blonde blazer, date invisigal
>>724346251It was meant to be released in 2018, that thing has been in dev hell for so long that I have 0 expectations of it being any good.
>>724346470FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>724345585Everyone gets a turn, even black science man
>>724346241i'm all in on blonde blazer, she will come in clutch and have a satisfying romance ending, i believe
>>724346470based, there is only blonde blazer for me
>>724346628Black Einstein is Robert's black stepfather figure. He's cool. Don't bring him into this wack ass cuckshit fantasy of yours.
>game is meant to be replayedJust romance both
>>724346470I can't believe is is disobeying orders again and sacrificing herself against roberts orders. What the fuck is her problem?
>>724346235But then one of the Irishman’s crimes is public intoxication
>invisibitchteam chocolate>blonde blazerteam cremesimple as
>Mecha Man is into human womenNot a real mecha man
>>724346761I am team Mint
>>724346761>team cremeim back home
>blonde blazwhore
>>724345990Hey faggot want some hot liquid up your ass?
>>724345974She's a confirmed vaginal virgin.
>>724346806cremeCHADS WW@
>>724346545LIKE A SILVER BULLET PIERCING THROUGH
>>724344207I need that exact same scene but with Blonde Blazer, please.
>>724343441https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzSREOBOV_Q
Is this kino?
>>724346943It's a credit scene anon, it's not kino.
>>724346943many are saying that
i need a file with all scenes and leaks included
>>724346761>blonde and brunette at the same timeBB is team PB
>>724347126STOP
>>724346369Why would someone date a woman who is fine with cheating on her bf?
>>724346943>Travis Willingham gets billed below Alanah Pearce and penguinzWhen will the suffering end?
>>724344207Does she peg you right after this?
>>724347178ladies first, gentlemen's accord etc etc (moist is 5'3" and has long hair, it counts)
>>724347165They're in a fake relationship so it doesn't matter
>>724346943>laura bailey>matthew mercerWait, so is she now non-union or is he now union or what
Yep, it’s kinohttps://youtu.be/RVwh7G7GZsY?si=O6VwQxOJvuArVC97
I'm confused.Which one is the pure one and which one is the slut?
>>724347353SOVL
>>724345704/v/ loves movie games as long as the girls are hot.
Thoughts on everyone’s performance?(Btw Matt Mercer is confirmed to be voicing Stroud)https://youtu.be/iGMcsjsGOPc?si=QXFCAKJlQ-yo22sE
>>724345974Less then the Invisigal
>>7243459740 but Invisigal has taken hundreds, Confirmed by the leaks btw
>>724342823Do I even want to watch the trailer instead of just enjoying the game as intended? Why would I want to spoil myself? I don't get it, and please for the love of GOD, explain this to me.
>>724347475>>724347476Why dont you fuck off? we dont like blonde blazer here.
>>724346359>Invisigal>not a slut
team blonde blazer 'till i die
>>724347546she's a fujo
I remain Team Phenomaman.
All I want from the enxt episode is for the dumb bitch to not disobey my orders again.
>>724342823can you legitimately fail in this game? im curious. Since im wondering if you actually cant and can just do an entire playthrough being the biggest fuckup ever and the story will still be the same
>>724342823geeksquad? wut
It's going to be funny when the rest of the audience realizes Bobert can only date women
okay so beyond telenovella romance option fagging, what's actually interesting about this?
Should I buy this game now anons? The sale is ending in a few days
>>724347643it's a episodic weekly game thing, hasn't fully released yet, if its anything like other telltale games, there are usually differences in endings depending on what major choices you make and you get a slideshow showing you what are the effects of some of your choices, also it can affect MC's appearance or which character lives in a next season etc, i think worst you could fuck up was maybe in game of thrones telltale, but all of them give you opportunities to mess up a lot depending on how much you care about what happens to other characters or what they think of you
>>724347712A mastermind evil villain killed the MC's dad. The MC was beaten to an inch of his life and lost everything. Now he has to claw his way back up not because he wants revenge, but because it's the right thing to do.
>>724347643I never tried failing all the QTEs on purpose in the episode 1 "fight" but I highly doubt it.There's also seemingly no penalty for failing the management part either.>>724347742Did you play and enjoy Telltale games back in the day? Or do you think they are "games" you'd like? Sure, pick it up. Otherwise you might as well just watch on youtube instead.
>>724347712superheroes are fun
>>724347742Depends if you want to play the game or not, if you don't then don't buy it. If you do then do buy it. It really is that simple.
How would she react if Robert grabbed her ass out of nowhere?
>>724347742They'll probably do another sale when all the episodes are released.
>>724347742If you like Telltale's games, sure. Don't bother if you're expecting anything else.
>You dont mind that I have taken probably the biggest dick in the world from the biggest and most popular super hero in teh world right Robert?
>>724347874She would punch him and then masturbate to it later.She would always be waiting for him to grab her ass in future chapters and get mad when he doesn't do it, but he doesn't do it because she hit him the first time he did it.
>>724347874Invisigal will grab his ass, and finger his anal hole.
>>724347905Actually the leaks confirm she never slept with him.
>>724347643Its telltale game you retard, of course they aren't going to code and waste development time in a retarded meme run for some fucktard incel that decides to not play the fucking game.Normal devs develop games with the idea that players are going to interact with it and complete it.
>>724343264>what the fuck did i miss? anything get leaked?Every scene of the romances, the ending, some parts of the script about future choices, stuff about the notSupermanLike half the game really
>>724347510cry harder fag
>Silence not a valid optionTelltale has changed...
>>724347905the guy has a gay moustache and is buff, immediatly comment's on mc's appearance when he sees him, he's on the other team, blonde blazer is virgin. ENOUGH WITH THE KEK SHIT
>Robert and Blonze Blazer standing next to each other>An invisible invisigal squeezes Blonde Blanzers ass>Robert gets blamed for it because invisigal was invisible>Blonze Blazer files an HR reportInvisigal wins again
what's the appeal?
>>724348113I never wanted the silence option more then during that breakroom scene with invisigal.
>>724348147fuck my chud life, me on the right
The subversion of expectations is that she has no ulterior motives.
>>724348156>Has asthma>Smokes cigsWhy is she so fucking retarded?
>>724348198Consider me subverted if she has no ulterior motives, I have been suspect of her since chapter 1.
>>724348156She's trying to act tougher than she really is. It's cute. You can tell she's secretly desperate for affection, and that resonates with /v/. She's also stupid, which appeals to /v/.
>>724348156>violent>piercings>ADHD>criminal history>violent>sexually promiscuous>bad at her jobIt's literally all the elements of "I can fix her" baked into one character.
>>724348147>Robert and Blonze Blazer standing next to each other>An invisible invisigal squeezes Blonde Blanzers ass>Robert gets blamed for it because invisigal was invisible>Blonze Blazer drags him to the nearest bathroom and fucks him
>>724348198if she's evil... im sorry superhero bros, we're villainmaxxing
Who cares how many men Blonde Blazer slept with? its not like Robert hasnt done the same
>>724348217she wants to look cool and badass
>>724342823lol who is/are "Thot Squad"?
>>724348324Robert's character is literally what if Spider-Man was Iron Man and also Batman. His bodycount is easily at least double whatever Invisigal AND Blonde Blazer can throw at him.
>>724348505Fucking slut
>>724348156/v/ likes obnoxious assholes like themselves
>>724348435I think she's the Black Lady Gaga character. She made the ending song of episode 2.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWViInkIAuk
>>724348265Yeah. I think everyone was suspicious.It's playing with the widespread pessimism people have these days. A girl like Blazer is just too good to be true, so you don't believe anything she does is earnest. But the revelation is that she was earnest the entire time and you were seeing red flags where there were none.
>>724348505and half of his count aren't even men
>>724346071Actually it's Sunglasses at Night Guy.
Can we replace the black pop star with Hatsune Miku?
>>724348674this is 'murica, we like black girls with big asses and dont like no ching chong to you too young lady bluehair wokegenders
>>724343426>I hope capeshit does wellkys
>>724348647WHILESHEEEEEEEEE'S DECEIVING MESHE CUTS MY SECURITYYYYSHEGOT CONTROL OF MEI TURN TO HER AND SAAAY
How many romance scenes does blonde blazer have
>>724344876What happened to my nigga Royd?
>>724348824Shroud hurt him to get to you, Robert.You shouldn't have brofisted him in episode 2.You put him in danger.
who's better at vidya invisigal or blondeblazer
>>724347615I think the villains should all wear shock collars for behaviour correction purposes
>>724348185way too many "all options are the same" moments so farwhy even give the choice? just play the goddamn prerendered cutscene
>>724348823At least 4.
>>724348890Depends on the video game. Blonde Blazer would win in mario party and Invisigal would win in Smash Bro's Melee.
>>724346470
>>724343509why so many russians
>27 years oldMore like Invisihag
>>724348959AAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEE BROS I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I WANT TO KISS HER SO BAD AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>724348505The mech suit not being originally his and having to get a job to maintain reminds me a lot of the second Ant-Man
>>724349005>can become invisible at will but only while holding her handsi read this and said this
>>724348986They have nothing better going on.
>>724348156Can someone explain why Arcanefags are having some bizarre meltdown over this chick?
>>724349015If you love her so much why don't you just marry her already?
>>724349005How old is Robert anyway? I assume he's in his 30s since he's been Mecha Man for 15 years.
>>724343509>germs, frenchoids, and anglos ignoring the kinowhy are they like this? muricans, ruskis and aussies are our only hope not-telltale bros
>>724349175>ArcanefagsNope.
>>724349224He's apparently 26
>>724348779This is literally anti-Marvel, Robert (the MC) embodies everything that heroes /should/ be but which Disney is apparently allergic to.No, I'm not going to feel bad for liking a well made superhero story.
>>724343369>It's better to burn out than to fade away
>>724349214blonde blazer A CUTE and powerful
>>724348647Was anyone else afraid that this was a Saltbae self insert?
>>724349294I remember playing a visual novel like that where it was one of the girls philosophies. She then fell off a raining into a pool as you were fucking her and got a big payout from the hotel.
>>724348986We like reading.
>>724349281i'm only 2 years younger... he's literally me..
>>724349281according to whom
>>724342823How long is each episode?
>>724347874Who is this? I don't recognize her without the nose ring, sorry.
>>724348890Blonde blazer makes it to twitch front page
>>724349281>>724349224>>724349005Americans are REALLY scared of older male / younger female, huh?
>>724349520About 1 hour. So that means the first batch of episode 1 and 2 is 2 hours long if my math is correct. But I cheevo hunted in episode 2 so my playtime is about 6-7 hours because there's no way to skip dialogue.
>>724349582because of her gaming skills, yep yep
>>724349175Cause she is literally a Vi knock off, down to the jacket, hairstyle and the way she walks even, and Vi from Arcane is gay, while Visi here is straight, so they cry that Robert is going to have many handholding creampies with her, their woke hearts can't handle that
Okay so Not!Supergirl is definitely evil, right?
>>724349005What will Robert do when she refuses to name their son Robert IV?
>>724349752All signs point to no, but she gets her powers and her appearance from the red crystal.
>>724349786it simply must be done, no boy of robertson's line will ever be anything but Robert. tread carefully
>>724349786>I won’t let you stick your finger in my butt anymore
>>724349005>astmhatic but needs to hold her breath for her power to workThis is legit the worst combo of power and disability ever.
>>724349786He will fuck Blonde Blazer to produce a viable heir then.
>>724349786There's always the second kid.
>>724342823I want to fuck Phenomeman. He is phenomenal
>>724349895>Skipping over the first bornWelp, the first born is guaranteed to become the villain version of MechaMan.
>>724349864You haven't played the game yet, have you? Waterboy's power is even worse.
>>724348959Hold on, she's not shorter than (You), if anything she's a bit taller. Is she lifting you up?
they really have no idea what a dadbod is
>>724344397unironically yes, the visual novel/eroge scene in Japan has fucking cratered so if we can get high quality western dating sims I'm all for itLike 80% of the reason for bg3's fame is it being a glorified dating simulator, people aren't playing it for the fucking fifth edition D&D combat lmao
>>724350034Maybe dadbod means something else to the Dispatch writers.
>>724350034His sketches make him look much older than the final product
>>724350034>the pre-release materials make him look like some meek "adult Shinji" nerd dude>he's a legit gigachad
>>724350023are you dumb? she's on her knees
>invisibitch fags want to get pegged and fingered their butthole>blonde blazer bros want to suck tits and enjoy good messy sexthere is clearly a difference
>>724350034If he's supposed to be such a loser why is he effortlessly beating up thugs in ep1 like he's Batman
>>724350158there's literally nothing wrong with your gf putting her finger in your booty as she gives you a blowjob chud
>>724350034I have no idea what a dad bod is either, I hate boomer lingo
>>724350158Blazer is the vanilla option.
>>724350034>self insertreddit will love this
>>724350158Excuse me, but I want BB to lift me up against the wall and peg me after princess carrying me home.
>>724350190>If he's supposed to be such a loserHe's not. He's literally Mecha Man, the city's second biggest hero. He was recruited precisely because of his previous deeds.
Who is playing this garbage?
>>724350158A man's butthole is a very erogenous zone.
>>724350034god i love mecha suits so much
>>724350319Someone with nothing to lose
https://files.catbox.moe/jcplla.jpeg
>>724350269I don't like any of these concepts. The final product looks fine tho, but she looks bad in the concept art.
>>724350269i love how every female superhero is basically just a beauty queen but with a cape
>>724350336The Bussy some would say.
>>724350368>Dickman
>>724350368not taking my dick out until you remove that cow ring out of your nosedisgusting
>>724350158What if I want to do all the above with blonde blazer
>>724350319im playin bro
>shoots you with a stapler>also watches you drink half naked
>>724350368How can I achieve the big peepe
>>724350469>getting Mr Hands'd by a woman with super strength Whew no thanks
What were they thinking with the toxic fight? Why was he shoving his dick up my face?Is this suppose to be a female friendly game?
>>724350269pretty cool design, first was obviously too starlight coded, and i dont like color palete of third one
>>724350469Congratulations. You are a healthy White male.
>>724350034>makes cool manly sketch of mc>nice! it's perfect>makes him look like a boneless twink in gamewhy
>>724349647vanilla isnt bad
>>724350634With how anal steam is, I'm amazed they were allowed to sell a game with schlong just hanging out.
She just secretly watched whatever you were doing for the last hour. How fucked are you?
>>724350556She's perfect. She's all I want in a woman. Besides my penis of course.
>>724350368>look you have a huge dick and a woman is affirming that you do!I assume this is a dicklet power fantasy thing but 99% of porn having the guy have a 0.1 percentile dick is really stupid.
>>724349647They definitely wanted Robert to have a youthful Peter Parker feel
>>724350739Hope she likes vidya because I've been playing for 3 hours straight.
>>724350634A silly joke about how lots of mutants and supes will fight 'naked' yet we never see their junk.
>>724350739She's wet and I'm in trouble.
>>724350556>Literally designs a male character>Wait let's add tits and female vaNot slick
>>724350739>her reaction to me saving a billion pics and webms of blonde blazer and making a collage of do it for her as my wallpaper
>>724350739>Posting about how I want her to finger my ass
>>724350872>>Wait let's add tits and female vaInvisigal is flat.
>>724350226This. This is a dad bod.
>>724350721>With how anal steam isGet with the times grandpa, porn games have been on steam for years now.
>>724350824its a parody?
>>724349281So he's been mecha man since the age of 11? That can't be right
>>724350690>twink
>>724351087His dad died 15 years ago.That doesn't mean he immediately started fighting crime 15 years ago.
>>724351015I have a dad bod then? How come I'm not a dad?How do I remove the dad bod and go back to being normal? Please respond, this is now a serious issue.
>>724351150>That doesn't mean he immediately started fighting crime 15 years ago.Doesn't he say that is what he did in chapter 1?
>>724351112how are people unironically thinking this guy is 30+? he looks to be early or mid twenties lol, way too baby faced to be anywhere near 30s, batman didnt become batman as a kid when his parents died either
>>724351158Take daily walks and eat only fruit for a month.
>>724351150They say at some point he's been Mecha Man for 15 years. I think at the press conference and bar
>>724351240Invisigal is apparently 27 somehow so anything is possible.
>>724346435Thats because Red riding hood is his canon love interest?
>>724350084It means something different to Men and Women.
>>724351240Your hair doesn't just suddenly turn gray and ult face doesn't get hit with wrinkles at 30. This guy is 33. Also nothing about Robert looks youthful, he looks like an early 30s burnout
>Anons think all men age like Track Star
>>724350309>the city's second biggest heronot just thathe's being doing it FOR FREE the whole timeevery hero is a corporate slave meanwhile this guy decided to burn all of his family money on just helping people
Do any of the girls get barefoot at some point
>>724351636During the pool scene yeah
>>724351325How is that surprising?
I hope some of these smaller choices don't end up fucking us over at the last minute. Hate when these games pull that shit.
>>724351636Invisigal puts her invisible feet in Robert's mouth constantly without him realizing.
>>724351695She acts like a high schooler, not someone who is 27 years old.
>>724351695she looks, thinks and acts like someone that just finished highschool or close to thatthen again you'll probably hit me a>womanand I have no rebuttal to that
>>724351719Even if she is invisible wouldn't Robert be able to tell that something he can't see is in his mouth
>>724342923>more ntr baitLEMAOINVISIGAWDS WE RUN THIS SHIT LMAO
>>724351698I'm not about to fist bump some random guy at the urinal.That's fucking weird.
>>724342923Sorry, I will be keeping our relationship professional since you're my boss.
>>724349005Actually missed the holding breath part while playing
>>724351871>>724351883She's an emotionally stunted career criminal.
>>724351698name 5 games like this one that do thateven the last season of batman, the only telltale game with an actual route split and not just minor changes, needs you to constantly tell joker to fuck off for him to go scorched earth
>>724351719>without him realizing.nah, he would realize what was going on by the smell
>>724342823>Workplace bullyingwhat the hellynot cool...why are they so mean
>>724351871She acts like a self-destructive immature bitch, which she is.
>>724351994Sorry to burst your bubble, but everything you thought was true was a lie.
>>724351240his personality mainly, and the fact that he treats most other characters like theyre kidshe also looks 30 to me
>>724352097Nigga, I'm not betraying PmanFuck your dogshit blonde whore bitch
>>724352094wait is the trailer really implying that Invisigal is the one getting fired?
>>724347451I can't believe I'm saying but I actually like Moist as Sonar. I am even more weirded by the fact that I prefer his performance over JackScepticEye's because I thought I'd prefer the latter.Jack's voice doesn't fit manlet man.
>>724351240>knows when to joke and when to be serious>has more work experience than most>dead inside and full of scars>doesn't look young enough to be too close to 20>doesn't look like he's close to 40 eitherbrain just defaults to 30 I guess
>>724351871I'm fine with that.
lol
>>724352495I clapped
>>724352097I dont care how big your ass is im not cucking Phenomaman
>>724347451Reminder Aaron(rob^2) is now in love with Laura(inviasbitch)bbsimps lost bigly
>>724352495IT’S OVER
>>724350368AI sloppa? Not bad
>>724347451>HE PACKING MUCHrobert will never ever recover from this
>>724352495Bigbybros... not like this...
>>724352208>>724352569Be honest. Are you just looking for reasons to hate Blazer? Because nothing you're saying makes sense.
Finna cut flamegay, sorry homo
>>724352754I mean, the answer must be yes actually, due to how much time she spends raping Robert with her eyes
>>724352815Requesting Sonar in the background grinding coffee while Invisigal sucks on Robert's creme-filled dick.
>>724344704Straight men are just too lonely nowadays to the point if a game gives them a romance option they'll latch onto it like there's no tomorrow.
>>724352815POV: You're Robert and you've fallen asleep in the break room for .5 seconds
>>724342823SO is it a game or series? WTF is it?
>>724352804>cheating whore>WHY ARE YOU HATING HER BROfrick off white woman
>>724352869Sorry but apparently only Sonar or Coupe will be on the chopping block.
Is this game good?
>>724352892She really just can't leave Robert alone.It's very cute.
>>724352946She didn't cheat on him. That's a fact.
>>724352754I mean...
>>724351994If you don't cut this out I will dedicate the next month to writing ever more autistic cucklin pastas about anyone choosing invisigal
>>724352973It's not a game.
Meet real women
>>724352986White women are so evilFuck off
>>724352957Well, definitely not getting rid of the only Harvard graduate. Sorry, scary bird knife assassin lady.
>>724342823so what choice did you pick at the end of episode 2
>>724352957cringe but understandable
>>724353036I accept your concession.
>>724353068Robert robertons would never snitch on a hoe
>>724352995>Invisigal had a vivid dream of you fucking her
>>724353068I just went home because I'm gonna impregnate the brown plaptress
>>724343149>>724344876Notice how much happier Robert looks dancing with blazer over invisi?
>>724353068Robert is poor he really needed that sushi dinner
>>724353008>rare pepesaved>>724353068Snitching on Invisigal? Hell no.Asking BB out on dinner? Hell yes.Accepting Knuckles' invitation to come with and have dinner with them. Fuck no, I have to go home and feed my dog, I can't be third wheel on your date night. Damn, Knuckles, are you autistic?
>>724353068I choose to accept the Sushi invitation, it sounded like a good time and probably better than whatever Robert has in his fridge at home. The only risk would be him accidently being ditched again, but this time in a foreign country.
>>724352804i dont hate her but trying to start dating someone you just meet while still in a relationship is petty dirty thing to do especially if you are not upfront about it>but she was planning to brake upnot an excuse
>>724353239HOLY COPE LMAO
>>724353272>cereals for dinner>still has the fattest dog everwtf, is the dog eating everything?
>>724350034I thought he was supposed to be a manlet?That leg to torso ratio is 1.9m+ tier
>>724353068i cant say no to my fuaking hero, BB cucked from creating connections with a top hero and good sushi
>>724353239>Robert when dancing with both>:|DUDE LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS
>>724353569The man admits he's dead inside.
>>724351240Because of the timeline. He himself says he's been Mecha Man for 15 years. People can accept that if he was 15-18 at the time, but 11 is way too young, especially if he's been alone and running only on inheritance money this whole time.
Can I dance with the bathroom guy instead?
>pick an answer>Robert says it but very sarcastically>later on pick another answer with that in mind>suddenly Robert says it very seriously and it takes on a completely different meaningor the best>pick an answer, but the short form didn't convey the meaning of what he actually ended up saying at all
>>724353738>pick an answer, but the short form didn't convey the meaning of what he actually ended up saying at allTruly a telltales staple.
>>724352097>"the timing felt right"Bitch, please. Dude books you a meal at one of the fanciest expensive restaurants in another country and carries you there in his arms, and you only think to tell him you're breaking up in the middle of the meal?
>several Telltale games threads in a day maxing outWe are so fucking back, Telltalebros. Or should I say Adhocbros.
>>724353857Worst part is, he had to carry her back. He flies faster then she does after all.
>>724353456its classic comic book proportions to make a character look more attractive. no one likes a stumpypic related is supposed to be a 5'4 woman
>>724353910She wouldn't do that to Knuckles. She flow back to Los Angeles on her own, but they took the same road back and he was in distress so he accidentally matched her flying speed.
>>724347742It's literally just cutscenes. You lose nothing by just watching a youtube playthrough.
>>724352957Not the guy intentionally causing fires and scaring dispatchers into leaving. Not the one disobeying direct orders and attacking people in the office. Not the openly hostile bitch who keeps belittling everyone. Not any of the fuckers constantly mocking their co-workers and making bets on when he quits. No, it's the only two who don't give Robert disdain for existing, actually have some points in the intelligence stat, and just get on with their jobs without complaintMake it make sense.
>>724353909I played borderlands with a friend, should we play the other telltale games?
>>724353239Some of these leaked animations feel unfinished
>>724354063>should we play the other telltale games?Most of the telltales catalogue can't even be purchased anymore.
>>724354063Yeah
>>724343996first option is always canon.
>>724353327>trying to start datingShe doesn't. She actually apologizes for giving off the wrong signals and tells Robert things need to stay professional.>if you are not upfront about itShe was literally in the middle of telling Robert when PM showed up.>not an excuseBut it is relevant. She didn't meet Robert and then choose to break up. She chose to break up and then met Robert. This absolves her of any notion that she was fishing around before deciding to break up.Literally everything you take issue with is just a misunderstanding. She has not been perfect, but she's been damn close to it. Your values align with hers much closer than they do with Invisigal.
>>724347874>grabs ass>"Who's my sloppy lil' donut?"
>>724354171WTF>>724354190nice
>>724354063only wolf, post S-1 batman and TWD S1
>>724354063Play the first Walking Dead game, avoid the other seasons, The Wolf Among Us, and Batman (second game is better, but first one is good also).
>>724354562>WTF???
>>724354063play the first 2 season of the walking dead, that it
>>724354559Reminder that the hindu guy is hearing all of this bullshit 24/7
>>724354061apparently one of the two went on to kill more people while the other was just horny
>>724354635im just surprised>>724354624>>724354585Ok thanks
>>724354753have fun anonS1 Batman isn't bad but it's just kind of boring and the main villain is lameit gets gigakino after that and your choices actually matter for once
>>724354061Yeah it's pretty fucked, like I wouldn't mind fire the demon lady
>>724354753Also, hey, if you like those and want more, usually these telltale games are either free to pirate or dirt cheap to pick up on steam/gog/whatever. TWD season 2, 3 and 4 are mostly a trainwreck but they have their moments, especially 2.
>>724354753>im just surprisedWell telltales did go bankrupt, and a lot of their titles were based exclusively on licensing deals. Makes sense that those would die when telltales died.
>>724354063The ones worth playing are:>The Walking Dead Season 1>The Wolf Among Us>Batman & Batman: The Enemy Within >surprisingly, Tales from the BorderlandsAlso Sam & Max and the Poker Night At The Inventory games, but those are different genres
>>724353594
>>724352264She is the one getting fired for the majority of the episode, but then you help her catch Thundercuck and she's off the hook
I've heard telltale GoT was bad but in what way? Would I find some enjoyment out of it if it's my favorite IP they've adapted?
>>724353738>"The suit isn't Mecha Man">Listen here you dumb invisible whore I'm Mecha man, not the suit! Of course a homeless friendless bitch like you wouldn't get that
>>724355393He didn't say exactly that.
I'm only buying this game if there's female nudity
>>724355706BB show bobs next episode
>>724355483it felt like that>>724353738The one with BB was wild>This was not very professional>Robert "You dumb retarded whore, this was your fucking idea for an interview?"
