Every time I open this game it's an awful experience. The combat mechanics are ASS, the lock on NEVER FUCKING WORKS, the world is dead and lifeless, NPCs constantly pop in and out as if they're some sort of ghost, there is nonstop clipping of EVERYTHING, there are endless bugs, the story is God awful, the ZA battle royale is just shite, nothing about this game has been good, absolutely nothing :/
Actually there is one good thing. Currently making porn mods for it using the models on the switch emu version
I guess you should just delete it from your PC then.
>>724345241You say that but SHE isn't in the game.No Serena. No buy.
>>724345241Please be sure to post them somewhere when you do, that would be one good thing about this game. Actually playing it on console is an experience that actually physically hurts.
I liked it.
>>724344867Prove that you own it right now you worthless shitter
>>724345368I think you can import her model
>>724345320gimme my refund then kys you double-nigger shillThe pre-order bonus fucking sucks too. Tepig is such a shitmon.
>>724345320>>724345478>>724345583>seething this hard over someone that actually boughted the game not liking itHow much are you getting paid per post, anyways.
>>724345241I'll stick with modded Palworld for my creature fucking fix
>>724345368There's a good lewd mod for her for XY floating around just fyi
Still buying pokemon
>Unironically got filtered by Pokemon of all things
>>724345241>Porn modsYou just mean nude mods right?
I have anti-Nintendo fatigue
>>724345843Nintendo did it to themselves my Bot Nigga.
>>724345770>tranime reaction picGo scuttle back to your discord you ugly freak
>>724345241That would get me to play the game for sure.
>>724345927
>>724345241What emulator do you use for this?
>>724345382How the FUCK are textures this low-res on a modern console in 2025Is this a AAA flagship title or some shovelware slop?
>>724345654>still won't prove he bought itNigger
>>724345583>he pre-ordered from TPCyou deserved to lose your money.
>>724345730Are there better models yet or the same pal big titty abominations?
>>724344867>The combat mechanics are ASS, I heavily prefer it to more roll garbage>the lock on NEVER FUCKING WORKS, My only complaint with lock on is when the opp uses dig/fly adjacent moves>the world is dead and lifeless, City setting gets repetitive yeah>NPCs constantly pop in and out as if they're some sort of ghost, Graphics don't matter>there is nonstop clipping of EVERYTHING, Graphics don't matter>there are endless bugs, Post 5 non-visual bugs. If they really are endless 5 won't be that hard. Again, graphics and therefore visual bugs don't matter>the story is God awful, Phone nigger>the ZA battle royale is just shiteYou're assmad about a game you haven't even played
>>724346180I posted a pic from my phone. You prove to me that you bought it yourself or stfu>>724346237I sure as shit am not buying the DLC, or Gen 10. Fuck this awful garbage, I'll just play romhacks from here on out. It's so fucking bad.
>>724346423>You're assmad about a game you haven't even playedThe game sucks. Prove to me that YOU have played it now, too.
>posts ai generated misinformation and fake photoshopped picturesuh oh stinky snoy sharty melty!
>>724345583Lmao go buy the dlc you dumb fucking faggot. You already told gamefreak you support their shit work when you bought it. You don’t get to complain.
>>724344867After black/white and black2/white2 (their highest effort mainline pokemon games) didn't meet sales expectations the pokemon company and gamefreak made the decision to put as little effort in as possible as an actual policy for how to make pokemon games going forward and it has clearly worked since the mainline pokemon games are making them more money than ever with record sales and low development costs.
>suddently i have standards
>>724346240On loverslab there are
>>724347160links?
>>724347445You not me nigga.>>724347160links?
>>724346698Old pic, I'm at my desk right now. I can post another pic with a current timestamp and that exact scar on my hand if this isn't enough.
>>724345478>you are only allowed to have an opinion about this $100 game that would have been unimpressive in 2003 if you bought and paid for it>my opinion is correct and unbiased because I loyally paid the buy-in price. Praise be to Nintendo, and praise be to Gamefreak.
>>724346127Shovelware slop with a AAA price tag and marketing campaign.
>>724348489>Haha look at me, I cut off BOTH of my nuts! Bet you feel mad now, eh chud?
>>724348489>Bought this shit not once but twice?Why my nigga?
>filtered replyKekaroo! Not an argument, btw. Oh, and that pic you posted? Visual bug. Graphics don't matter.
>>724349391My woman bought them so we can play simultaneously. I didn't intend to buy the game at all, actually.
>>724348489The game is shite and I strongly regret buying even just the Switch 1 version of it. I'm just going to go play romhacks instead, like Emerald Seaglass, or take a look at alternative monster tamer games instead of dealing with mechanically broken rollslop.Seriously, how did they fuck up the lockon mechanic this bad right after they had it with PLA with no issues???
This is why I like coming here. I can't imagine playing games in the way you people do, where you just don't play them even if you buy them. You buy them for the sole purpose of getting your own screenshots of why you think the game is shit. Instead of just playing the game, you'll stop and scrutinize every single pixel to take your screenshot, shit your pants, and go "UHHNNN THE WINDOW TEXTURES LOOK LIKE SHIT" or "OHHHHH THIS ONE THING FLOATED ONE TIME WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 2007?!?!?!" instead of just actually playing the game. Anyone that actually bought the game to play it won't notice that shit or won't care about that shit because they'll be too busy playing the video game. I assume the majority of people posting shit just pirated it one way or another and are somehow surprised their emulated Switch 1 version doesn't run good on their toaster that could barely handle the emulator in the first place, but the ones that went out of their way to apparently buy TWO copies of the game game just to bitch and moan about it? You guys are out of your fucking minds and need to consider a new hobby.
>>724349528Fair Enough.
>>724349662I have 668 hours in Pokemon Scarlet, 442 in Sword, 558 in Legends Arceus. Even 220 in Brilliant Diamond. All on my Switch 1 OLED that I picked up when they released the console, lucking out against all the fucking scalpers.I am the entrenched pokemon fan that buys this sort of game, I am the target demographic for this slop and even I can't stomach it, actually go kill yourself you sack of shit.
>>724349963
the premise is practically non existentwhy am I here? why is this my life now? oh look at the time I guess I'll go to the designated purge zone and murder gank anyone with a pokemon nowI do like the npc snippets of dialogue with them airing their grievances and concerns regarding the city renovations and wild zones but then I turn around and there are 3 npcs t posing in the middle of the streetgamefreak could at least try to keep me immersedautistic sex with emma
These games aren't for you. They are childrens games, did you seriously expect some sort of Citizen Kane of videogames from a children's game??????Stop having such insanely high standards you loser!
>>724350301I'm playing on the Switch 2 and have never seen shit like this, what are you playing on where you see t-posing or any other glitches like that
>>724350430The Switch 1.We keep telling you shills time and time again, what the fuck is wrong with you
>>724345241Based.
Reminder that you can play the game on Ryujinx, just so you can experience how shit the game is, do not give your money to gayfreak, the game isn't even worth 15 dollars.
>>724350843I joked with someone earlier that the game plays exactly like a $10 shovelware game, but I took a look at the switch eshop and they are straight up charging $10+ now for AI generated VNs, as in, INCREDIBLY OBVIOUSLY BADLY GENNEDBut you point any of that out and people will screech that you're "a brownoid poorfag chud" for not buying AI genned slopI had modern gaming. Thank fucking God for emulators.
>>724351080>UHHH YOU DIDN'T LIKE AI GEN TRASH? THAT MEANS YOU'RE A SNOY
>>724350843>>724351080
>>724351156Is ok saar you can redeem the AI slop.
>>724351303Sour grapes. You are not a true Pokemon fan.
>>724344867You knew it was going to be trash like every pokemon game made after Gen 3 and uou bought it anyways. The only thing that sucks is you
>>724345583>no timestamp/handFuck off. You know the rules.
>>724348489>Wanna know how I got this scar? I'll tell you. My father... was a tendie. And a child. And one night he goes off more wahoo than usual. Mommy gets the labo kit to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bing. So -- me watching -- he takes the Switch to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to her, and he says, "I'm so furious!" Comes at her with the Switch... "I'm so FURIOUS!" He hits her over the head... "Hundreds of hours of Zelda lost!"
>>724351476Why didn't you say that about the other anon too then hmm??? >>724348489
>>724351340I already finished playing your garbage game (for free) on ryujinx, cope, seethe and dilate, pokedrone paypig.
>>724351602...because there's a timestamp and a hand? Are you fucking retarded?
>>724351602Shut up
>>724351602Because he posted proof with timestamp? Are you mentally damaged?
>>724351602meds NOW
>>724351602
>>724351602retard
>>724351602What does that guy have to do with anything what are you stupid
>>724345757>bragging about loving consuming shit
>>724352195What games do you buy?
>what? you didn't purchase the slop? then you must not be a real slop consumer like me
>>724352195>>724352289seething poorfag
Gee pokefags two humiliation ritual threads at the same time?
>>724352318You are brown
>>724352289What games do you buy?
>>724345843Kill yourself
>sold 6 million copiespoketards are literally proving nintendo right when they treat them like the slop eating pigs they are
>>724344867>me, when I boot up a souls game
>>724353006Pokefags don't exist they all left when GF neutered the pokedex. This is just tendies
>>724352806Roughly how entertaining do you think your are? It's just the same shit over and over.
>>724353006>it won't sell>ok it did but the customers are wrongYou could just avoid these concessions if you took a smarter approach.
>>724352583None of them.
>people like pokemon games with follower pokemon>game with following pokemon sells 6 milColour me shocked.
>>724353225What games do you play?
>>724353501All of them.
>>724354140Good talk.
>>724344867I'm having fun
>>724354747I am inevitable.
>>724355214Sure.
>>724348489>Pokegoys are so used to buying both versions of pokeslop that they're still buying 2 copies when they don't even need to
>>724355345The ones at the top are all switch games, btw.
>>724355452That's a lot of shovelware
>>724355579Yep, shovelware and ports, that is what Nintendo is known for.
>>724355452Enjoy those amazing Switch games, PC vegan!
>>724344867Because they knew that (You) would Buy It Anyway.
>>724349528>so we can play simultaneouslyCan you not just gameshare one digital purchase?
>>724349528>My woman (male)
>>724355703Most switch games are shit tbqh, so I only emulate the mildly interesting ones like Kirby, the rest are just shitty ports that I can just play natively on PC.
>>724356183Have fun playing Nintendo games, PC vegan!
How the fuck an I supposed to fight alphas?>always 10 levels higher than me>using their weakness does literally fuck all to their health bar, meanwhile every single attack does 3/4ths of my hp because they’re a higher level>even getting close to their level type weakness does maybe a millimeter of their life bar>other Pokémon wander in and gang up on youIt’s maddening
>>724344867I only played it for 30-40 minutes before dropping. This is the first pokemon game I dropped, it's that bad.
>>724356338I willwith higher resolutionsand better frameratesand better controlsand not having to pay a subscription to back my save files upand without paying $70thanks, Nintendo Adult!
>>724356338Fun is an overstatement, they are all mediocre.
>>724356385Ignore them until you are high enough level.
>>724345583preordering modern pokemon you deserve to be raped
>>724356385Poison
>>724345583>pre-ordering this crapyou are part of the problem
>>724356463Don't mention it, PC vegan.
>>724344867Is it just me or does my character start running the wrong way sometimes when I burst into a sprint? I'll try to run one way and the guy stutters and stops and even turns around occasionally. Is anyone else experiencing this?
>>724355452Based.I got a Switch 2 to run the upgraded Switch 1 games because they perform better than on emulators, but you go, man.
>>724357942I'm looking forward to that when I get my Switch 2
>>724357942And you only had to pay $499 + tip + paid online + $70 per game + voluntary nintendo bootlicker donation, all for 60 FPS (with drops).
>>724344867>the lock on NEVER FUCKING WORKS>NPCs constantly pop in and out>there is nonstop clipping of EVERYTHING>there are endless bugsWay to out yourself as an emulator babby.
>>724346127Funny thing is the leaks showed they had fully modelled the windows as early as the first build. Then they had to flatten them out because Switch 1.
>>724356385It gets better anon, if you fight too long and the day changes? The fight and their HP completely resets.If you wander too far aware from a defined, scripted area, say because you are dodging their attacks? The battle ends, they gain temporary invulnerability as they waddled back to this strictly defined area, and their HP completely resets.The game actively punishes putting in any real effort and not just spamming mega evolving.
You all use emulators and are thieves that deserve your poor experience. Not a single person that actually bought and plays this game on a Switch, Switch Lite, Switch OLED, or Switch 2 has experienced a single problem with ANYTHING.Fucking die criminal thieving scum.
>>724358576Does that bother you or something?
>>724359285Not really, just pointing out some facts, a fool and his money are soon parted.
>>724344867Why did you buy it? You deserve slop.
>>724359813Wouldn't know.
>>724359903Not surprised.
>>724345382I dont understand how XBX and this can be released on the same console.
>>724360003Kek I'm not either. I'm smart and wealthy.
>>724360486Not smart enough to not fall for shitty games, apparently.
>>724360653Saying that doesn't bother me because I'm smart and an adult. You might be able to bully a 12 year old by insulting things they like.
>>724360814Oh, and you say that in a thread about a game designed for toddlers? Do you also play your switch in public, bing bing wahoo and all? Got some news for you, you are not an adult, you are a manchild
>>724361181>>724360814
lol, lmao.
Still not watching or discussing philosophy or Sunday Night HBO
>>724346127The entire city is one model that's always loaded, so if the textures were any higher fidelity the game would chug. The buildings looked nicer in the beta, but they had to simplify it.
>>724361660based >>724361524cringe
>>724361736That's been debunked, chud
>>724345241Port it to the Switch version you can. These mods are nice to pull off on original hardware.
>>724365867*if you can.
