>TOKYO, JAPAN -- The hype train for the Nintendo Switch 2 has unexpectedly derailed just months after its much-ballyhooed launch, with new (and totally fabricated) sales figures showing a dramatic 45% decline compared to the five-year-old PlayStation 5. Industry analysts—operating entirely out of a dimly lit, fictional basement—suggest the downturn stems from "consumer confusion" over the Switch 2's signature hybrid design. Apparently, buyers are treating the device as a purely docked home console, rendering its portability a wasted feature. The true breaking point, according to our imaginary experts, is the psychological toll of paying $400 for a static machine that still struggles to render high-fidelity puddles. This bewildering market behavior, coupled with an overabundance of launch-window rereleases, has left investors panicking and Nintendo's stock teetering on the brink of collapse.>Meanwhile, Sony's PlayStation 5 continues to dominate, proving that consumers prefer a "big, predictable, stationary black box" over any newfangled portable gimmick. The PS5's consistent, if predictable, performance and steady stream of blockbuster titles are keeping its sales figures artificially inflated in this manufactured narrative. As Nintendo grapples with the strange reality of having too much stock and a public that seems to have forgotten the purpose of a handheld screen, Sony is content to watch from the sidelines, occasionally adjusting the PS5's price to an absurd, yet easily sold, figure. The console war, it seems, has been decisively won by the machine that knows exactly where it belongs: firmly under the television.This lines up with what investors have called lately. What went so wrong?
I thought they might be able to bounce back with Pokemon ZA but I guess not
>no games Vs no gamesTough choice
>>724345371I plan to buy when the New FE comes out, so add 1 to those numbers for me.
>MK and donkey sloplemme know when it gets some GAMES that aren't also on switch 1 aka neutered for back compat.
>>724345138>Another hallucination thread.
>>724345138>report>it's all made up bullshitYou could have been playing video games, anon, but instead you make up fake news stories for internet attention. It's sad, really
REPORT: OP loves to suck cocks so much he has acquired the peculiar nickname of "the sissy cock hungry slut" in his neighbourhood, sources have claimed
>no archived link to the articleSomeone's mad.
>>724345138>operating entirely out of a dimly lit, fictional basementkek
>>724345138
Fucking hell, he's making up news now lmaoit's over
It's going to be a good thursday
Least deranged snoybro
>he's making fake articles nowlmao
The absolute state of this motherfucker.
>>724345691I believe this. I also think some people call him "the red rocket landing pad".
Snoyric don't even bothering to try to link an articleHe must be big mad
>>724345138Lmao
He literally officially lost it lmao.
Why is OP "citing" fake articles that don't exist?
>NDS schizo making up fake reports to cope after watching Legends ZA having a massive US launch since Zelda TOTKKeep seething, macaco
>>724345138Source?
Still buying a Switch 2
>>724348483>Switch 2 sold almost 20x as many units last week than PS5No wonder the usual suspect is spamming cheese pizza all over the place.
Nintendo quarterly report soonOP is going to have a meltdown
>>724348483Errm sweaty don't you know that japan sales don't count? Small irrelevant island. Usa also doesn't count, spain and france also don't count. Only countries where the ps5 sells more count. Only india and brazil count
>>724348483switch 2 is already at 2.4 million in japan? what the fuck
>>724349071I mean, its the fastest selling console in human history.
>>724349071And they're STILL doing lotteries.
>Sason Jchreier just leaked Bloodborne 2 launching exclusively on Switch 2 in 2026It's over. Shigeru Meat won. Nintendo won.
can the switch 1 do another 15 mil and officially outsell the ps2's 160?
>>724349258WAITTHE FUCKGOD OF WAR 1, 2, AND 3 REMAKES ARE SWITCH 2 EXCLUSIVE?!
>>724345138LOL NINTENDO DRONES IN SHAMBLES
>>724345138KWAB
>>724350058>>724350754Why do you keep bumping your shit thread?
>>724347196>red rocket landing pad>We're dropping rere, Raggy!
>>724349071>>724349145>>724349156According to market trends Japan's sinking population especially as old people continue to die means that younger Japanese people actually have a shit ton of consumer money laying around. Sinking population is bad for economic status at a world level, but is incredibly good for citizen consumers. This was/still is a population forecast prediction, but those numbers suggest it's just starting to happen now. So people in the switch 2's market demographic are just starting now to get fuck you money, and Japan is highly nationalist.
at least write your own shitposts you faggot subhuman, you can't even do that without relying on chatgptyour suicide is 8 years overdue, but better late than never!
>>724352351Okay nintendeen
>buy Switch 2>beat DK Bananza >touched MK World once.>buy Legion Go>play Steam games.>emulate PS3, XBOX 360, and Switch games.At least the Switch 2 is more comfortable to hold...
>"with new (and totally fabricated) sales figures showing a dramatic 45% decline">"The true breaking point, according to our imaginary experts">"The PS5's consistent, if predictable, performance and steady stream of blockbuster titles">/v/: clearly this is a sincere attempt by a genuine Sony fanboy to fabricate a news story in an attempt to get people to believe that it is truestarting to think the majority of people on this board do not possess theory of mind
>>724352592I don't even agree with him. I agree with most of /v that he's ignoring sales outside of Japan, but if you want to know why it's selling in Japan that's why. They have money at the moment. It's the start of the core demographic having a lot of money.
>>724346228>Still spamming pizza on every single jp game thread he can see.>Now straight up hallucinating news with chatgpt now.Wonder what catastrophic news are going to drop for snoys/westoids now because he hasn't stopped seething since last monday and counting.My predictions are either GTA6 confirmed another delay for a switch 2 port or payment processors get broken down due to antimonopoly laws.
Dead internet theory
>>724349071Reminder that is only mainstream retailers too, it doesn't count nintendo's own run store because they don't report numbers to famitsu.
meanwhile, in reality
>>724354740>GTA6 confirmed another delay for a switch 2 port
>>724353881>startingIf you haven't already figured it out until just now that this board is a big pile of shit that's just sad
Whats this guy gonna do after Christmas?
>>724355074>less than sw/sh, arceus, and s/vs release week performancethe number is red. red is bad.
>>724356182Looks fine to me
>OP does a shitpost mocking snoys (based OP desu)>It ends up attracting a horde of deranged corpo-cocksucking tendies who think HE'S the snoyPoe's Law at work, everybody
>>724356295>merely pretending*yawn*
>>724356537Read what >>724353881 points out, anon-kun
>>724356182PLZA is probably the second best Switch Pokemon game after Arceus. It's certainly the best looking and performing. I'd rather GF make smaller scale games that work, than broken open world games that should have never passed QA.
>>724356262it's the worst performing "mainline" switch pokemon game, so that is not good from a corporate perspective. even worse when the install base is at the largest it's even been and it's still behind sw/sh.
>>724356590 (me)Also>>724345138>operating entirely out of a dimly lit, fictional basement
>>724356590I did already and the damage control is noted.
threads like these are why I'm kinda glad I don't play on (modern) consoles anymore desuthe rabid blind fanboys each platform has who constantly defend the platforms' shittiness are a major turn off for me
>>724356603It's flying off the shelves and will likely finish as one of the best selling Pokemon titles.
>>724356603Christmas is gonna be harsh for you.
>>724356753no is asking you to defend anythingjust don't be an ESL mental case making up lies because he can't handle that a product he doesn't like is successful
>>724356753This is why I stay away from Steam and PC and no game ownership. PC vegans like you are always injecting themselves into every discussion and forcing everything into moral grandstanding about platform wars.
>>724356698>I-it's damage controlBuddy. You're fooling no one but yourself.Also I'd just like to state for the record that I hate snoys, tendies, AND xbotsEvery platform is shit now. Gaming is shit now. I hate you morons for taking these corporations' cock in your ass like the faggots you are
>>724356864>"no is asking">proceeds to call ME the "ESL"Ironic.>>724356869>[XSnoyTendie sneething]
>>724356872Unfortunately you arent going to change my opinion on this.
>>724357005I wasn't intending to, though? I was just pointing out you're a moron. You're free to keep being a moron, I'm not being persuasive or anything.
>>724356753>[PC vegan seething]
>>724345138There's no point getting one when the switch keeps getting games and it's way cheaper.
>>724357063Sure.
>>724356603>Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee did 3M with 25M Switch units sold>Legends Z-A did 5.8M with less than 10 Switch 2 units soldYou're going to have a stroke with the holidays.
>>724345138Japan is now a STEAM DECK country.
>>724357069You wanna know how I can tell how mad you are? You copied the last part of >>724357002 and changed "XSnoyTendie" for "PC vegan". Holy seethe, Batman!Whether, you're red, green or blue, you'll ALWAYS be a piece of poo!
>>724357212Now THATS funny.
>>724357225If you weren't seething when you said it then I wasn't seething when I said it. Simple as.
>>724357157>>724356817i wasn't aware first week sales extended for 2 months after launch. it has the weakest opening week of the "mainline" games, of which lgpe is not one. the number is red, red is bad. blame covid or the negative shilling from youtubers or s/v being a buggy mess at release making consumers more wary if you want but facts are facts. it marks a decline>sw/sh 6 million>arceus 6.5 million>s/v 10 million>za 5.8 millionthe line kept going up and then it fell. that is bad. it was a bad launch comparatively. worse than the 2019 game when the switch had about 100 million less units in the wild.
>>724357157Half of the game's sales were Switch 2 as well. So 3 million sales on an install base of 7-10 million is damn good.
>>724357413Okay, I believe you.
>>724357486>ZA>Arceus>Mainline
>>724357550hence the quotation marks, that's how gamefreak wants them treated.
>>724357486And you think sales will somehow go further down in the busiest shopping season of the year?
>>724357535Me too
>>724357486Not concerning in the slightest, no.
>>724345138How long until that Mario image appears on a Youtube thumbnail?
>>724357634i think that based on current trends it won't outsell those other games long term, yes. thus from a corporate perspective where the line must go up, it was a failure and will continue to be one. but a failure in like the square enix sense where something can rake in cash and still be viewed as such because it's below their estimates.
>>724357793NDSdeen will use it on a future video
>>724357836>it won't outsell those other games long term, yesWow. Thats a bold claim.
>>724356753>Nintendo seethe thread>PCfags: "How do I make this about me?"Every time
You know, the funny thing about the whole "NDS" thing nutendo fanboys blab on about is that there is an actual Nintendo thing called the "NDS". The Nintendo DS. And god, it's a kino system. Are switchzoomers so ignorant that they pretend it doesn't exist just to "own" people that only exist inside their head?>>724357959Rent free
>>724357836Awesome. And when it outsells the other games that it's only 200k behind inspite launching outside the holidays unlike those other games I'm glad we have your blessing and agree it was a success and very good direction for Nintendo from a business standpoint. Also thank you for validing all future sales discussions on Nintendo Switch 2 and its games.
>>724357836PLZA already made it's budget back 30 times over. I don't know what GF is targeting, but they can't expect to make billion dollar returns forever. Especially after they betrayed so many fans' trust with such sloppy games.
>>724358021It's not rent free when you put concerted effort to making yourself the topic of discussion. Hope this helps.
>>724345138>big, predictable, stationary black boxThe PS5 is white?Did you have to use Chat GPT for this, OP?
>>724358021You concern is noted, PC vegan.
>>724358176reddit is that way
>>724358176>It's not rent free Is that damage control I hear?And, no, I'm not putting any effort to make myself the topic of discussion. All I'm doing is giving my two cents on things. And clearly, that bothers you, so maybe you should leave this thread, for your own sanity :)In fact, maybe go outside and take a break :)
>>724358323Sure.
This isn't even the most pathetic cope the subhuman macaco has triedHe tried to pass off some bizarre AI images of Mario kart as if it was a blurry screenshot of a Nintendo magazine from ChileAlso , that very slight "decline" for ZA?BundlesWhy would you buy the game right now, pre holidays, if you can just get it in a bundle when you get your next switch 2 for christmas/black firday/new year?The bundles actually have increased price too, so the game's not being gifted away or anything,.which makes OP's tantrum more embarrassing Cope and rope macaco, Christmas is coming and the post christmas financiaal report is going to hurt your very soul
>>724349071you can buy the japanese switch 2 for half the local currency of china/SEA. They get bought and shipped back home to resell. Same with games. Its why japan is always so inflated. The yen is at rock bottom.
>>724358462>all that poorly written english>"black firday"I don't know who this macaco is, but clearly you have the same ethnicity as him (assuming it's "Chile")
>>724356079He will continue hallucinating like he always does. Reality has a nintendo bias
>>724358462GOOD MORNING SAAR
>>724358621>They get bought and shipped back home to resell>reselling the japanese language only switch 2who would buy it?
>>724358621What the fuck happened there?
>>724358097arceus launched in late january, anon.
>>724358097>validingAlso, please read sitewide rule #2
People are waking up
>>724358742That guy put a particularly stinky type of tofu (or natto?) near the costume's hole for the air, so the guy inside is probably puking his guts.
>>724358906
>>724358745Then it will be outsold by a game launching in October. Btw, when this happens (it will happen) and you're hiding from making this bad prediction in the first place, you'll want to shift the goalpost to ZA only outsold the other games because it launched on two platforms. Let me know if you need any more advice.
>>724345138Fake news
>>724358717not the language locked version only, even the normal one. Lang lock also has workarounds.
>>724358782I spell words wrong all the time. Thankfully I'm a single language speaking white so I get a lifelong pass for this.
>>724359113
>>724354740For them to not be gloating about Halo on the PS5 there really must be something huge coming outFunny how they act like a canary in a coal mine
>>724358632>>724358663>Minor spelling mistake>"Ha, his argument is now invalid!"Feel free to start tying the noose faggot, nothing will stop the usual Nintendo Christmas mega-buff from raping your ass
Looks like the NDF have arrived
>>724345138Source>your ass
>>724359198>Still talking about rapeYou have brown skin
>>724345371>>724356601Pokémon Z-A is the worst selling maineline Pokemon game since Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee.It flopped.
>>724359065no, the normal ones are full priced at $450why resell it
>>724359042idk how you can say that when youtubers have been smearing this games reputation. i highly doubt it will have the same legs as arceus because public sentiment is negative and it's already trending behind. again, you can most likely blame s/v having such a bad launch for the delayed sales and then the negative public sentiment towards it will make those buyers that were on the fence ignore it.follow logic instead of your heart.
>>724359198
>>7243593176 million copies sold on its first week is considered a flop now I guess
>another one of these threads
>>724347234Bceause it doesn't exist. He doesn't even try it hide that it's fake lmao>... just months after its much-ballyhooed launch, with new (and totally fabricated) sales figures...No professionally written article would casually imply Nintendo committed securities fraud without proof like this. Hell that would be a far bigger story than the sales plummeting if true. 'ric can't even suppress his tics long enough to write a plausible fake article.
>>724359306At least it's just metaphorical rapeUnlike when the OP offered to suck a dog dick for every Nintendo Switch 2 sold past the 10 million markBuggering an animal IS actual rape
>>724359175Your turn. If you're too poor to afford cellphone then you're excused from this.
>>724359517Anon. Judging by what you've "pointed out", OP is obviously shitposting. He's not your boogeyman. In fact, I'd wager he's one of you.
>>724359594>He has only $1How sad
>>7243594465 million* in a week. Scarlet and Violet sold 10 million in 3 DAYS!And yes, for Pokemon it is. Same if a Marvel movie box office is 200 million, because Marvel movies can reach 1 billion.
>>724359389Sorry but I'm holding firm on my opinion.
>>724359684You have brown skin. In fact you couldn't even prove that you have brown skin if somebody asked because you're too poor to own anything that uploads pictures to the internet.
>>724359594Brb, scanning your image with my super tech powers to find out where you live /s
>>724359594BTFO
>>724359605>j-just shitposting>When the entirety of the past 7 days has had a mind-broke schizophrenic third-worlder either post alternate-reality ass "news" or 3D CP in every fucking threadI mean, it is an easy assumption to makeThe nigger posted CP in a fucking YGO threadIn a fucking Inazuma Eleven thread, too
>>724345138Did you fucking write this yourself or did you ask your faggoty AI to do it for you.>PS5's steady stream of blockbuster titlesHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>724358186I wouldn't be surprised if a snoy didn't know what his console actually looked like.
>>724356295You referenced poes law, yet still made fun of people who allegedly misinterpreted OPs post, when the entire purpose of that law is that law is that it's impossible to discern intent without inside knowledge, but picked a side anyway. Are you even smart enough to know why you are wrong after it is explained to you?
>>724359685It sold over 5.8 million actually, that's close to 6 million. The reason why SV sold more is because it had the holiday boost while legends ZA was released on a random month
>>724359812KPosted from my Samsung Galaxy S21And I would just like to state for the record, before you make an ASS outta U and ME and jump to any conclusions, I'm not a snoy, nor am I that "eric" guy. I'm a PCfag and think both tendies and snoys are retards. I have no consoles because I simply have no use for them. I HAD a Switch AND a PS4 but sold them both after failing to find any enjoyment in either platform
Someone is afraid.
>>724360487>>724359594>same time zone
>>724360125I don't think a single one of the truly fucked up snoys here actually own oneMaybe Kratosfag did? But outside of him>The macaco has never shown proof of owning one, and he routinely throws snoy games under the bus to make a point, he's driven entirely by his hate of Nintendo and Sony so happens to be his most convenient tool>The real Eric was so poor and mindbroken he only owned some N64 gameboxes and had to borrow a switch to play xeno 2>ACfag has consistently seethed at Nintendo to the point of defending the macaco when he posts 3D CP, and has never actually played Armored core (which did release on PS)
>>724360534Wait nvm I'm a retard LMAO carry on
>>724360451>PCfag*PC vegan
>>724360451Clean your nails bro
>>724360267>[deranged retard eating his own shit and pretending to be smarter than thou]
>>724359317In Europe. In America it's the biggest launch week since TotK.
>>724360658Thanks for proving my point.
>>724360603Sorry anon, but I'm not a vegan. I eat meat. Just had a tasty burger for dinner this night.>>724360606Ehhh, I'm too lazy.
>>724360705Nahhhh man, thank YOU for proving mine, kek
>>724345138fuck nintendo that shitstain on the industry
>>724356079He'll probably celebrate New Years since it's just a few days afterwards
>>724360842kek
>>724360730Then that just means you're gay. KEK you didn't think this through very well.
>>724360918>Then that just means you're gayExplain how.
>chatGPT shitpost thread Back in my day, we actually wrote our own shitpostsAI was a mistake.
>>724360961>"I'm not a PC vegan because I eat meat">"I'm a PCfag"Hope this helps.
>>724361154Anon. You must be new here. "Fag" doesn't explicitly mean "faggot" by default. It can be a suffix combined with another word to refer to someone who is a specific "type of person."I.ENewfagConsolefagetcHope this helps.
Glad we agree vegan isn't meant to be taken literally. I never use it in a literal sense. Thanks for helping me teach you that.
>>724345138at least add a fake link to your fake article
>>724360451Whaddya know, he was right
>>724345691Can confirm eyewitness reports that OP doesn't even care what cocks are going into him. He had to be escorted out of the local zoo due to climbing into the gorilla pens
>>724361540Glad I can see you didn't realize the "I eat meat" remark was meant to be a joke about the "PC vegan" label kek
>>724361731>He thinks that's brown
>>724360730>I'm not a vegan I eat meat
>>724361772Poe's law
>>724359594Wait, is it just me or does that desk look suspiciously like classroom desks?
>>724361902It's my desk at work
You are still brown
>>724361885Yeah, I know right? The flagrant console fanboys here are unable to tell whether something is meant to be ironic!(BTW flagrant fanboyism and flamewarring are against the rules on this board)
Posting in a Nintendeen thread!
>>724361972Who are you replying to? At least man up when you're being mad.>>724361947Stop slacking off then, kekDo your work instead of shitposting on 4chanDoes your boss know you're wasting your time and being unproductive?
>>724357095They raised the price on the Switch (like every console except the Switch 2).
>>724362096 (me)>No replyLet me guessThe xsnoytendie got caught by his boss
>>724359389>youtubers
>>724361984Pro tip: poes law is not used to mock the people who allegedly misunderstood the intent of something. It's used to mock the alledged beliefs of the author of the content. In both cases were you.
>>724362437the sales COLLAPSED!
>>724362096Am I problem for you?
>>724362498>[incoherent schizobabble]Ok, and?
>>724362583>Am I problemNo, your name probably isn't "Problem", nor or you *a* problem, but you may need to work on your english
It's not that bad(for me) thay they haven't released more games, been buying Switch games lately, stocking up on games I haven't had the chance to get before.
Aww he's just lonely and wants attention lol. I always knew it was tsundere and not actually angry.
>>724362821I know right? Imagine being a tendie. So tsundere for the PCMR
>>724362531kinda crazy you went there instead of to asmongold/critikal/dunkey who have actual fan bases and shit on za to them.
>>724363019they stopped talking about itthese guys won't stop talking about it
>>724362531I wish I were one of these based youtubers. It would be so fun making these vids and making tendies seethe
>>724362963>PCMR*PC vegans
>>724363092this
>>724363115It appears you may be angry. It looks like you're trying to win an argument with someone who doesn't care. Would you like some help with that?My diagnostics indicate a critical level of keyboard-based frustration. I suggest we run a quick troubleshooter: >Locate the nearest 'exit' (often found near a 'door').>Proceed outside into what's called the 'real world.'>Interact with the green, pixelated texture known as 'grass.'This simple process has been shown to resolve 99% of 'unwarranted rage' errors. Would you like me to schedule a recurring reminder for you?
>>724363065yeah but those people i mentioned actually can have an impact on sales and public perception. especially since their opinions trickle down because their fans copy their opinions. the first impression matters, people will now write off za as being bad because of those 3 youtubers and then not purchase it. i call it the starfield effect but it's happened to a lot of other games too.
>>724363092Yeah comedy just wasn't quite your thing. Glad you got out of that, Eric.
WAHOO
>>724363439Who is this???? And who the fuck is Eric?????Do tendies really?
>>724352351No it fucking isn't. Young generation is poorer than ever and getting completely fucked by inflation. I live here. People are buying more because a one time purchase of a few man yen (japanese only version is discounted) for escapism is way more attainable than kids or a family. Adult nint toddlers mass buying a childrens toy is not a good sign for society. Its the death of one.
>>724363331No thanks. I handle ACfag just fine without any help.
>>724363570That's Eric Weathers' youtube channel he deleted after he doxed himself.
>>724345138>no [Sad News] or [Good News]fag
>>724363620Who's ACfag? Is that supposed to be me? Am *I* the namefag boogeyman now? Am I supposed to be some assassin's creed fag or animal crossing fag or something? 'Cause I'm not a fan of either franchise?Jesus, the consolefags here need to be put in an institution, kek.
>>724363398they also shat on Pokemon S/Vhow did it affect those games?
which console are we migrating to now that switch 2 is a confirmed flop? im thinking PS5
>>724363670>Eric Weathers>looks up...A comic artist? You're chimping out over a comic artist?What is wrong with nu/v/?
>>724363793>console
I would only buy a switch 2 if they released an advance wars/switch wars large release with competent online multiplayer, hot seat etc. Because that will never happen and they continuously choose to shit out fire emblem weeb fantasies instead, I will never buy one.
>>724363793yeah, lets all buy the PS5 Pro, it's the best performing system out there
>>724363734Lol>>724363798Lol
>>7243596855.8 million in a weekEND, dipshit.
>>724364075Buddy, I'm not as terminally online as you guys. I don't hang out on this shithole that much (I'm more of a /g/ man myself), so you have to be patient with me as I entertain your retardation.
>>724345138I wonder how many people will fall for it
>>724364265>Asking this five hours laterSlowpoke.jpegJust look at how big the thread is and there's your answer
>>724364167Sure.
BING BING WAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's a challenge for tendies: play games.
>>724364460Is that second hand embarrassment I detect in charles's face
>>724364467I'm a member of the NDF so I spend more time defending Nintendo than playing Nintendo games
>>724364467I do play games.
>>724364167Oof, cringe reply. Bro got cooked frfr
Yeeeup. Triggered. Works every time.
>>724364531That's the thing that amuses me the most about consolefagsThey spend so much time defending their "gods" (aka the corporations who fuck them over in return). Time that they could have spent actually playing the games put out by the companies they worship.
>>724364467What games do you play?
>>724364647Meant for >>724364543
>>724363776s/v being what it was is the kinda thing where people are more hesitant to buy the next game instead of blindly preordering. that's when the negative reviews start to matter more.
>>724364467Is this not enough?
>>724364716What do you mean?
>>724364737>PokefagYikes
>>724364649Between you and me you're the only one here on their free time consolewarring when they could have been playing video games.
>>724364543Almost half of the games here are ports
>>724364737>30 hours on home
>>724364816???I don't have a console, nor am I engaging in your futile arguments, how am I consolewarring?
>hes so mindbroken that hes just making up fact articles nowI'm guessing his VGshartz cope didn't pan out seeing as not even reddit or retardera are dumb enough for fall for that site's shit
>>724345138>garbage sells more than garbageOh no!
>>724364831What's wrong with playing ports?
>>724364891last post best post
>>724361747lol’d
>>724364889Aren't reera the tendies though?Last time I checked they were
>>724364831But they are games.Games that I play.And there are games that I play that are exclusive to my Nintendo Switch 2.
>>724364880You are participating in a flamewar between factions of different gaming platforms. This is called consolewarring. Glad to teach you something.
>>724364771What games do you play?>>724364831What games do you play?
>>724365008>Noooo you can't just make fun of us ALL! You are literally THE other side!Yawn. Get better material
>>724365065(Yes, I know some of these are technically "ports" too, but I digress)
>>724364831>"T-they don't count"lol every time. Ports are still games, nigger
>>724364993lol no fagera has been sonyland for years
>>724365071I didn't say that material. That was your own original thought.
>>724365148Nah, last I remember those pedophiles were shitty consolefags in general just like /v/
>>724365116>EA and bethesdafag
>>724365203I know sony is a rotting corpse but the playstation is a console
>>724365116>Spore Galactic adventures at 231 hoursYou know...you're not that bad PCfag, but I still love my switch 2
>>724365195>That was your own original thoughtIt wasn't though.>>724365206I don't even like EA or Bethesda. You don't have to blindly "pick a side" and root for a corporation. Note how I don't have any playtime in Sims 4 or Starfield, nor have I played or "owned" them
>>724365124Nah, he's right. That's why it's objective fact the Snoystation literally has no games.
>>724365116So why do you make fun of people for playing ports when you play entirely ports?
>>724365286>a thousand hours in skyrim >600 in fallout 4 opinion discarded
>>724365286>It wasn't thoughIt was. I can see what I write.
>>724365396I played them modded.
>>724345138>snoy clitty leakage threadlol
>>724365425OK, whatever you say, schizo.
Anyhow, screw arguing, let's post some more of our vidya playtimes
>>724365285Nah it's downright terrible for someone being critical of someone elses opinion on games. Other anon enjoys jrpgs and it shows. The PC vegan literally just skims top lists of normieslop and actually dumped $1000 into VR.
>>724365647>tendiejeet is a poorfag
i work for an actual data analytics company that is THE most reputable numbers source and switch 2 is surpassing the switch.
>>724365498Usually, yeah, since I'm honest. I wouldn't lie to gain an unfair advantage. Try it some time.
>>724365647Uh, actually, I sold my VR headset along with my other consoles. And no, I didn't buy anything with the money I got, I'm kinda bad with money desu
>>724365596Ok but don't make fun of me.
>>724365702Tbh most honest people don't call themselves "honest">>724365727Wait it's all cawwadoody?
>>724365676You play sims and VR while being hyper critical of what other people play. Whatever you think stopped mattering.
>>724365647>just pokemon>"anon enjoys jrpgs"
>>724365794You play tendieslop
>>724365767Nothing wrong with cawduty.
>>724345138The hate for the Switch 2 is so forced
>>724365794You confused someone else for me. I'd never accuse someone of being indian or poor, that's just too far.
>>724365727>borderlands 2 741 hrs>borderlands 3 334 hrseven the most die hard borderlands fan knows BL3 sucked dick
>>724365767Well we both just called ourselves honest but thanks for the random factoid I guess.
>>724365905I like 3 more though. Had same hours on it on Epic.
>>724365917Since when did I call myself honest????
>>724365294PS5 has no games and when they finally get a game, Sony brings it to PC (and someday to xbox and switch2) making the barrierstation even more worthless than it already is
>>724359389>>724362531Fun fact, TPC(J) stopped sponsoring pride events around june.In case you were wondering why the boycott all of the sudden.
>>724365853So do you, PC vegan.
Nintendo hasn't made anything good since some time in the 2000s
>>724365820Yup anon enjoys specific things and isn't just skimming toplists like other anon
>ohhh im a tendie cuck, yes im a tendie cuck
>>724365976...They sponsored pride events?
>>724366045We don't sign our posts here pal.
>>724366028>>724365206>>724365396>>724365647
>>724365976interesting, the fags are really out for blood
>>724364993>>724365203?
>>724365971>>724365767>TbhDo you have a humiliation fetish or something?
>>724366027Then why are you so desperate for them to go third party?
>>724366027I'm aware that you say this every time I tell you that you enjoy Nintendo games, PC vegan. 2nd time today, right?
>>724366130"To be honest" is just a figure of speech. It doesn't imply "I'm honest", stop being so delusional mate
>ITT: Delusional and mentally ill consolefags arguing with people they made up in their heads
>>724366225Yeah that's not going to work on me.
>>724366306Disappointing to know you're too retarded to understand.
>>724366275Translates to: things aren't going well for me. Better run some damage control.
>PS5's blockbuster titlesLMAO.
>>724366383Sure.
>>724366275 (me)Exhibit A: >>724366392
>>724366119I have nothing against astrobot but I hate how much shills pretend we haven't had a 3d platformer in forever like fuck off lol
>>724345138>OP actually using AI to generate fake articles to bait on /v/So it's reached this point.
>>724366550This is a blue board
Estelle is my wife.
>>724366562And yet the bait worked somehow
>>724366550>He's posting CP again.Why are snoys so fucking mentally ill?
>>724366550>>724366196What's the intent behind spiking Nintendo threads with CP?
>>724366757Buddy I don't even flich at heads being cut off live humans anymore. What's the point in posting these?
>>724366757I'm the PCfag the tendies were arguing with and fuck you dude, sincerelyIt's one thing to break the "flagrant fanboyism", "flamewarring" etc rules that the tendies are also breaking, but posting NSFW images on a blue board? FUCK YOU manHow isn't this entire thread nuked yet?
>>724366780He initially did it to nuke threads he hates but now he's trying to put the blame on Nintendo fans for all the CP spam.
>>724366780He's trying to get them banned because "tendies are evil and post CP".
>>724366848Nta but wha? I've only seen the blame pinned on sony fans, not nintendo fans
>>724366838>PCfag*PC vegan
>people are still buying PS5why? It has no games
>>724366780>gets BTFO'd >starts spamming cp in hopes the thread gets taken downHe's so pathetic
>>724358621I thought they made it so the Japanese version is region-locked?
>>724364993>>724365203Friendly reminder to this disingenuous faggot that Resetera literally made a coordinated discord plan to ban their best sales poster (Chris1964) because Sony was losingThey burned one of their more active weekly threads to the ground forever and banned fucktons of people just because playstation was getting curbstomped by the switch eveyr weekAnd yet, as pathetic as they are to this day, they are still one step above the seething macaco because at least they don't post their irl pedo folders whenever they get blown the fuck out
Honestly, I just wish the flagrant consolefags (whether sony, xbox, or nintendo) here on /v/ would all just get permabanned and maybe decide to all go outside and stop being terminally online.>>724367030Source for that information?
>>724367002It technically is.Games on the jp eshop are cheaper to boot, otaku that learned japanese long ago win again.
>>724366947
>>724366027then why are you constantly begging for nintendo games?
>>724367150I meant in this thread but ah, I see, so it's just standard /v/ shitGlad to know this shit board still hasn't improved
>>724345138all true
>>724366179>>724367234NTA but that's just one random anon and you guys are pretending he has an opinion he might notI don't get /v/ sometimes
>>724366838>hello fellow gamers, if you didn't already know I play video games on a computerNot really shedding the vegan allegations
>>724367313>SheddingIt's called "Not beating the __ allegations". At least do the shitty zoomer memes rightYou're not beating the retard allegations
>>724363019>asmongold/critikal/dunkey who have actual fan bases and shit on zaBecause none of them are trying to prop up a false narrative about the game or console failing to sell units in order to garner clicks.
>>724366947I was arguing with the snoy schizo the other day because he claimed the switch 2 can't run GTA5 and I sent him a clip of an fan port of the game running on a modded switch 1. He got so mad he started spamming cp lol
>>724345138I'm too drunk. Fuck you niggas I'm sticking with xbox
>>724367405Based desu
>>724367085If you wnat no console warring just ban snoys, they're the instigators 9/10>Source?>Either a newfag or playing dumbWe had like three threads laughing about it when it happenedWe also discussed the singularity of cuckery that is Kenichiro Takaki's love for SonyWhy do you think the Installbase forum got founded?Chris got furious at getting banned just for correcting a snoymod and then a user posted screenshots of the mod team making the plans to ban Chris and were laughing at him
>>724367365Sure.
>>724363439It's funny how he started posting CP the moment this was posted. He'll never live down the fact he doxxed himself because he thought Mega Man 11 was going to be Switch exclusive.
>>724366780Same reason barneyfag would immediately spam threads if he even caught a whiff of a hoofed cartoon animal in it. Irrational hatred and desire to see the thread deleted.
>>724367435You're bringing up all of these literally who names like I have any clue who or what these mean.Besides. Snoy? Tendie? Xbot? No difference. You all deserve the eternal banhammer for shitting up this board for the past 5 years(My main problem with you retards is that you worship corporations like they're your gods. And when they fuck you over, you ask them to do it again like some submissive slut. That's fucking disgusting, man.)
>>724367383Those niggers have big enough fanbases that it also includes non-insane niggersIf they just start outright denying reality even they'll get roasted, like, normies are cattle but not THAT retarded
>>724367435PC vegans are equally as bad.
>>724363019because for as retarded as those grifters are they aren't retarded enough to drink the kool-aid and start screaming objective fact is wrong its why literal whos with 20 followers like nintendeen are shitting out 50 AI slop videos a day trying to get attention
>>724366649How did she got bikinis which isn't on original, spite Nintendo banned bikinis from 3rd parties according to Grummz? Bikinis are banned from anime and Japanese console game according to Grummz. Was her bikini considered safehorny? Just like GoA's bikinis on Bachleorettes? (2 swimsuits per bachleorette)
>>724345138Why can’t we be happy they are both successful
>>724367571>and this is why I spent the last 5 hours in a thread about things I don't likeBro, you're nobody's problem here. Remove yourself from things you hate because I'm not goign anywhere.
>>724367681>its why literal whos with 20 followers like nintendeenLooking this rando up he seems to be a pretty standard nintendo youtuber and has 30k subscribers>>724367720Because they both want each other's gods to fail, as so to appease their own respective almighty malevolent gods
>>724367306People know it's him. It's the same pattern every time in these NDS thread, he either argues back with more bullshit or he starts over with the usual "Nintendo/tendies bad" post
>>724367753But the "things I don't like" (flagrant fanboyism, flamewarring, NSFW on a SFW board) are against the site/board rules?
>>724367571>I am an ignorant faggot and proud of itWe know buddy, but hey, free country, you do you>Seething at vidya devs and projectingI don't worship any corporation you projecting cuckI come here to laugh at retards like OP and seething niggers that breakdown because Mario and Luigi are tag teaming Sony's assholeNot my fault you're a seething retard too>>724367596Truly insane PC fags are just a step below snoys when it comes to being shit
>>724367825>NDSAaaaand I've stopped taking you seriously with that. Chances of you being a console fanboy are 100% now.
>>724345138>OP writes funny joke post>retards don't read it and start crying "OMG LE SCHIZO WOW NDS MUCH?"God damn no wonder this website is shit, you niggers don't know how to have fun
>>724345138Fuck off Eric
>>724366780Pizza spammer is apparently this guy - kiwifarms thread:/threads/unrealskybox-leto-unicodefag-david-hoffman.128989/How this dude hasn't been v&d yet is insane
>>724367868If you're afraid of getting banned then stop consolewarring
>>724367880>I don't worship any corporation you projecting cuckSure.
>>724367720Nintendo being successful bothers haters for some reason
>>724367918There's nothing wrong with being a console fanboy or playing video games on consoles.
>>724367957But I'm not consolewarring? You are.>>724367932It's not that they don't know how to have fun, it's that they're genuinely mentally ill people who engage in heated flamewars against equally mentally ill people
>>724367950No wonder these faggots are obsessed with KF
>>724367719Grummz is a fucking retard.
>>724368002>There's nothing wrong with being a console fanboy
>>724368030>But I'm not consolewarring? You areOk man, just keep tallying the karma. Twice fold because now you're console warring and lying.
>>724368084Correct. I said that.
>>724368084did you forget a reaction image?
Tbh another one of my major gripes with consolefags here is that the so called "Nintendo fanboys" here not only declare PCfags snoys, but also declare people who liked Nintendo's older consoles snoys. Like, what? That's like a Sony fanboy calling someone who liked the PS1 a tendie (though desu they probably would)>>724368139Clearly you are mentally ill.
I guess pokemon wasnt enough to save it. And honestly, if pokemon cant do it what chance does kirby have? Barely anyone knows who he is in the grand scheme of things
>>724368201Your loss, man.>>724368225No.
>>724368227Who do you think is reading your posts? Like who are you talking to right now?
>>724367719Because Nintendo isn't as heavy handed in messing with devs as said by the guys that released SNK Heroines Westoid releases in general are getting more scrutiny lately because amerifats went insane (Dragon ball got bammed in Texas) and Nintendo, lightning rod of controversy that they are, are laying lowThe issue is that many devs self-sabotage by not doing their due dilligence or by getting unlucky with the retarded American reviewer roulette (an iddue with both Valve and Nintendo, let's see if Shibata is better)>>724367720Because, and that's the hilarious part, there's no both hereNintendo is just straight up landing hit after hit, commercially and/or critically, while Sony is using every dirty trick in the book to fluff their numbers so the investors don't beat them with a caneSony's failures are so transparent that the long time fans are seething, and schizos like OP, who hate Nintendo so much they'll prop up anything as the next "great white hope" are reduced to blubbering messes like Nintendeen or turned into whatever the fuck OP is
Today's consoles STILL haven't topped the peak of console gaming. It's all been downhill since after the 7th gen
>>724368279No not really.
>>724368308Don't forget trying to peddle fucking VGchartz as a serious source.
>>724368302Who do *you*? For all I know, you could be any consolefag.
>>724360792>retarded snoy thinks he can talk
>>724368327>>724366392
>>724368390I'm not a snoy though
>>724345138What games do Japs even play on the PS5?
Real talk: Who is the "Eric" of tendies in this board?
>>724368503The boogieman for the nintendies
>>724368364Do you not know the intent behind why you just monologued while replying to nobody? Think hard NPC, your hands were just typing a long post, there had to be some purpose behind it.
>>724368545Meant for >>724368383
Ngl if anything console fanboys make me NOT want to own the consoles they "shill" forThey're like, "negative shills". They make you respect their respective companies even less. Every day on this godforsaken board makes me loathe Sony and Nintendo even moreEvery so often I consider a Switch 2 or PS5 or XSX but then I think about you retards and decide it's best not to be associated with you
>Playstation finally gets a game>It's 24 year old Xbox/PC table scrapsHow are you not embarrassed?
>>724368594>>724366392
>>724356869>I don't play on [x platform] because its fans are obnoxious zealots>anyway is anyone else loving their switch 2???
>>724368590I'm just gonna let the irony of your actions speak for themselves as your self-own.>He had the audacity to call ME the NPCkek
>>724368352Niggers in this thread think that just because we discuss facts (In this case, Nintendo breaking all the sales records knwon to man) and calling OP a faggot for posting literal disinfo we must be dickriding Mario and PokemonIt's like they don't understand you can own more than one product, or just own a product for reasons other than fanboyism (my library is a bunch of old, niche japanese games of varying genres and the switch's portability factor amd pick up and play nature is the best thing ever for those)
>>724368503Nobody that I'm aware of.
>>724368627Have you seen the garbage that Sony shits out and calls a video game?
>>724368678...Yet.
I guess this is the reason for this thread.
>>724345138opbp
>>724345138imagine when gta 6 releases
>>724368594Plus, shit like the PS Portal, Xbox's suicide, and the fucking $100 virtual boy shit makes me GLAD I'm not a fanboy of any of the big three, jesus
>>724368645Yes I said those things. Your point?
>>724368738imagine when gta 6 releases on switch 2
>>724368787>Yes, I'm retarded and I'm confident about how much my head's up my own ass, how could you tell?
>>724368648So you don't know why you gave that monologue while replying to nobody? This isn't twitter zoomer. Nobody is searching for topics and finding your content.
>>724368829I probably won't get it on the Switch 2.I will probably want to play GTA VI on the hardware that can display the most polygons, the most powerful hardware.
>>724368731Or this one, since the switch version is not affected.
>>724368627Lmao lets play galo from 2001
>You know what? It's better that I just ignore the tendies and snoys in this thread, and in this board even. Attention is what these deranged consolefags crave. They only winning move is not to play.
>>724368652They spend all their time searching for topics they hate and spending all day in them, and they haven't quite figured out that this only applies to them and not Nintendo fans.
>>724368364Even Resetera and Reddit, places that take evey chance known to man to dunk on Ninty, outright acknowledge that VGchartz is fucking useless >>724368703Nintendo may have a few autistic schizos here and there but they'll never be like The Erics or ACfags because the company has such a diverse catalog that a person taht likes Metroid is not necessarily a fan of Kirby or Animal CrossingAlso, it's only Nintendo that causes eternal seething to some people for a reason>>724368731Maybe, or the Macaco has some insider info again and is shitting up everything prematurely
>>724368443You sure act like a retarded one.
>>724369026>Nintendo may have a few autistic schizos here and thereCase in point: >>724369049
>>724368834I have selective reading when it comes to reading greentext. Did that say "we were both console warring and that's good" or "we were both consolewarring and that's bad". Keep in mind you just said you didn't consolewar.
>>724368956I do feel bad for these niche devs and if i were a schizo and put on my tinfoil hat i'd say that this is a concerted effort born of sheer westoid racism towards the fucking yellows that dare do their own shit instead of following vidya trends and paying their CEOs hundreds of millions of dollars like god intended
>>724368997Buh bye sweetie
why not both?
>>724369256>Nooo you can't just like or hate both! Those aren't options! That's illegal because it just is, okay!
>>724368997>this will be my last and final time that I accounce that I play games on LC and not on consolesthe horror
>>724369256then what? we stop shitposting and play games? NEVER!!
>>724368997>Attention is what these deranged consolefags craveOkay PC vegan. Just remember you entered here to make it about yourself in a thread that had nothing to do with you
>>724369281This is any kind of discourse on the internet these days in a nutshell. Not just politics or videogames
>>724368308How did Seikano(most of heroines are minors) and Okayunium(Ogayu's age is unknown) not get censored in switch while merry bunny garden got hag nudity censored on switch? And for hundred line, even male fanservice(?) scene which protag gets raped got censored too.
>>724369425>hundred line>protag gets rapednta but what the fuck
>>724369396Makes me want to strangle people through their monitors with my bare hands.
>>724369389How much you wanna bet he just went into another Nintendo thead?
>>724369484Same route as Naked strawberry scene, but Takumi's gay scene got censored as well in switch.
>>724345371It will bounce when it gets a good game like smash, or splatoon, or... uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh
>>724368080Grummz is too late to write this when Takaichi and Trump are netouyo regimes and will liberate anime and Japanese console game from Kishida and Ishiba's censorship. He should have wrote this when Ishiba was PM yet.
>>724369601Nah, I'm just hanging out in /agdg/ and the steam sale thread instead of arguing with you idiots.
>>724346834>snoybroITS SNOYXISTER CHUD
>>724369601>>724369389samefag
>>724369761Don't give 'em (You)s
>>724369734Why do he say nothing about CZN and Duet night abyss getting censored by feminists, and Korean webtoons declining by censorship? When Uma musume shows more skin than BA and Nikke? Grummz would be shocked to see bikini in Uma musume. As BA and Nikke's swimsuit show less skin than pic rel. but is stellar sora Japanese or Chinese tho?
>>724369736>>724369761>let me lie about leaving, also I'm going to lie and call samefagDid I really get under your skin that bad?
>The Switch 2 is currently out of stock on AmazonYou can't make this shit up
>>724370136>You can't make this shit upApparently you can.
>>724358621It didn't dawn on me until I realize he is wearing one of those inflatable suits that suck in air
>>724345138>ballyhooed
>>724349071Switch 2 is significantly cheaper in Japan. Rest of the world is subsidizing Switch 2 for Japan. Why is no one calling Nintendo out on this?
Switch 2 is significantly cheaper in Japan. Rest of the world is subsidizing Switch 2 for Japan. Why is no one calling Nintendo out on this?
>>724368364Fun fact, NDSdeen uses vgshartz as a source and deen was used as one of the primary sources on THAT didyouknowgaming video.That means one of the primary vidya jewtubers did in fact use vgshartz as a source.>>724368956Which accidentally made the game switch exclusive mind you.>>724369218You don't have to pretend that is schizo, it's literally what is happening.
it's not yet thursday, what gives? what caused this, the pokemon ZA news?
Naahhh man fuck this I'm going to bed lmao
>>724370518meds
>>724345138I instantly believe this without question or thought, as any good /v/irgin does.
>>724370424t. anon who thinks the world operates on forex
Who was he talking to?
>>724345138The replies in this thread are genuinely horrifying. This place is an ESL dramaqueer wasteland where nobody can or will read. Holy fuck.
>>724367002it's not "region locked", it can play overseas games just fine. it just lacked other languages.
>>724370748Himself
>>724370749This is why Nintendo needs it's own sub
>>724364467Played:>Fantasy life girl who steals time>Tainted grail fall of avalon>Hell is us>Rune Factory guardians of azuma>Atelier yumia>E33Waiting for: >Showa American story>Efflugence RPG>Sacred 2 remaster>Pragmata
>>724363603If only society hadn't purposefully fucked over the younger people in the name of quick profits and favoritism.
>>724370963Then they would still specifically seek that place out. It wouldn't change anything.
>>724369169It's whatever I think, say, and feel to be the right one while you're the wrong one.
>>724362096That wasn't me, I was gonna reply with >He thinks that isn'tBut then I had to help around the house and take the dog out so I didn't.
>>724357157And all Pokemon games did jack shit fuck all sales compared to the average Mario game, so the entire franchise is in the red and dying and doomed and going to be sold to Sony.
>>724345138Give me Smash Bros with Crash Bandicoot as playable character and i buy one.
Tendies will look at the OP clearly being a joke and shit themselves in rage and then deny they’re in a cult.
>>724371481How many times are you going to keep telling people you were pretending to be retarded?
>>724371481many such cases
They release only shit nowadays
>>724371481>if I keep trying to claim its a joke people will believe me
>>724369734>Trump>When under him texans passed one of the most disastrous censorship laws seen in americaGrummz is a filthy retard and a grifter he's never a goodd counterpoint for anythingKishida was a fag and his cabinet crippled him whenever he got faggy,That said, and i hate to go with surface level political takes, but games under trump get MORE censored than during the Sleepy Joe years (the Sony censorsphip apocalypse hit its stride in 2016/2017 and under Trump's new presidency the americans aree making good 'ole Jack Thompson blush)>>724369884Grummz won't say anything that goes against the narrative he wants to peddle at any given momentThis terrible angle that 4chan adopted that anything against wokeshit or that pisses wokies off is automatically good has made discourse in this place more low quality than everWe have niggers here defending that shitheap that's bayonetta 3 just because Yurifags cried out or being excited for GTA6 which is guaranteed slop just because Jason is a fit white maleIt's pathetic
>>724371206Sounds unjust.
why is this AI thread about a fake article he made up almost at bump limit
>>724371481Still running damage control, huh? Let me guess, you posting cp is also a joke.
>>724371854Because tendies are deranged lmfaoIf anyone ever wants proof show them this topic.
>>724359317>13 mil budget>6 mil sales of a $70 game>failureDo the math
>>724371854>>724371920samefag
>>724371854Some people came to laugh at OP, others actually posted happenings related to stuff and a few others just seethed it was made and didn't go the way they wanted>>724371890Don't be so harsh, maybe that's just how the macacos joke around with each otherNothing would surprise me from that hellhole
>>724371920This but anti-tendies
>>724369089Hm?
>>724372048As a former tendie, I'd have to agree with him.Nu-tendies are embarassing and made me not buy a switch 2
>>724372134You're not fooling anyone, monkey
>>724372134As a former and current tendie, I disagree.
>>724345138Snoys accuse Tendies of being fanatics but Wii U and Switch 2 prove otheriwse, Snoys meanwhile buy a fucking console with no games in droves for the third time in a row.
>>724360451Anon I bought a used S22 for less than $200 after taxes because I needed a cheap phone after mines broke
>>724372642Does anyone remember Drag x Drive?
Don't care I love ninty I love ninty I love ninty I love ninty I love ninty I love ninty
>>724372642The article is unbiased. You are just a tendie.
>>724373317Exactly moron, the article is unbaised, meaning tendies don't buy a console unless it is justified by the catalog, meanwhile snoys keep buying PS5s.Are you retarded?
>>724372642But how did switch 2 outsold steam deck though? Are Americans retarded to buy switch 2 a lot?
>>724345138I'm a PC gamer so I don't really care one way or the other, but who the fuck is still buying PS5s? Did they not get the memo that it's nogaems? Is it just because there's no real competition? Who are you fucking idiots?
>>724374456there will always be a market for retards that can't turn on a PC. for this generation and all foreseeable ones, it's going to be phones and tablets. the straggler millennials and gen x are the ones buying consoles.
>>724345138It'd be funny if this was real, but>PS5 maintains unstoppable momentumLOLOLOLOLDon't even have to read the "report", it's too far-fetched.Shit man, all the consoles these days just kinda "exist". It used to be where there'd be console wars all the time, hype for this game or that game, exclusives, gimmicks, etc., but now it's just two PCs and a tablet, nobody has any "identity" anymore.Nintendo even managed to lose their identity via turning their system into a DLC-ridden online-matchmaking system and Nintendo fans spend half their time arguing over graphical power like the other console fans do.
>>724374456>>724374627Or maybe because people simply prefer the convenience of a console just to play videogames. I see no personal value of the PS5 but I aint shitting in my pants whenever I see one actually used to play games, regardless they're exclusives or not. And tech-illiterates can be spotted within the PC platform as well, like the ones somehow believing unlicensed console emulation is something that can be done on a whim just because of the exceptional case of the Switch 1.
>>724371854>easy bait using [current divisive thing]>easy console-war bait too>anti-Nintendo stuff is one of the biggest topics that draws AI internet defense forces right now>Nintendo's already in hot water with some fans due to all the patent lawfare recently>people are mad because they bought a $700+ paperweight they sometimes use to play Switch 1 games and they regret it>people are mad because other people bought a $700+ paperweight and "wasted" their moneyThe AI thing is still the most interesting part about all of it. In anti-Nintendo threads on any site that doesn't have mandatory logins like 4chan, pro-Nintendo guys pop up out of the woodworks and defend the hell out of Nintendo, and every post has this same kind of feel to it.The second anyone points out the botting, the bots die.Also, if the bots are in that "you don't have a Switch 2 because you're poor" mode and you provide actual evidence that you've got the money, they just seem to log-out all at once and the thread dies only to reappear an hour or two later.No clue about this thread in particular though, it's mostly just a bunch of trolling and counter-trolling this time around. IDFK.
>>724375212>>Or maybe because people simply prefer the convenience of a console just to play videogames. can confirmalmost all my gaming is on a switch these days
>>724375476>post something calling out the bots>thread suddenly dies short of autosageMany such cases.(Also this post will probably get someone to reply to it, saving the thread.)
>>724345138>switch 2 sales dwindledid you fags really not see this coming? once the fags that will swallow anything with a nintendo logo on it are done buying all you're left with are the regular folks who need an actual reason to "upgrade" to this larger and heavier device with less games
>>724345138Eric, you've been having a meltdown non stop since Thursday when Switch 2 outsold PS5 17:1 and Pokemon Legends Z-A sold 1.5 million copies in 4 days.
>>724374456>in case anyone was wondering I play my video games on a computer
>>724345138w-wahoo...
>>724379253this is the most retarded take i've seen on this board. only a consolefag would be so intimidated by someone being able to use a keyboard that they think its elitest
>>724379432Carpal tunnel syndrome
>more performance = more tdp = less portability>heavier and larger = less portabilityi can't wait for the switch 3 where it's literally a ps6.
>>724366275honestly seeing consolewar shitposting go from genuinely funny bantz to this schizofrenic pointing and shitting on the board really is a reflection on the state of consoles, they are like the Dinosaurs going on a last fit of rage before the meteorite hits>NO YOU ARE MY HEADCANON SCHIZO>NO YOU ARE MY HEADCANON SCHIZO>SALES>SOURCE>WAAAAAAA>''insert whatever wojak with a Sony/Nintendo hat''its all so tiresome, atleast make some funny shit again
>>724379910>He posted CP, but you called him Eric, so you are equally as bad in my book
>>724380010>He postedthat's an understatementthe macaco has been spamming it quite literally a full week now, on basically all jp game and nintendo threads he can find and then some
>>724380010yesgo back to being the monkey's making shitty memes about each other againyou consolefags used to amuse me
>>724380231>Unironically defends Snoys posting CPWhy are PCvegans like this?
>>724380682it seems you already projected another schizo narrative onto mesad
>>724353881I saw all of these but it was so outlandish that I didn't buy it at first. I thought OP was damage controlling at first.
>>724379910>heh are you arguing about gaming platforms?>THATS why my PC gaming platform wins and no I'm not arguing about gaming platforms
What the point of a switch 2?You have to rely on nintendo to make the same game over and over and over again.I genuinely don't remember if these guys created any new IPs.
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>>724381626That's not something I do because I'm normal
>>724381654>I'm normal
>>724381615If it has games you like then I assume someone would get one to play them. It's what I'll do eventually.
>>724381745Is vegan offensive or something?
>>724381751The key word eventually. There’s a reason why a lot of anons haven’t gotten one yet, because right now it truly does suck ass
>>724381193You are the one who said posting CP is as innocuous as calling someone names
>>724381941If I talk about how many people are buying it at a record pace you'll start crying and saying I committed a heinous act. There's nothing I can say that won't offend a PC vegan.
>>724381941I don't have enough time to finish one game before the next one comes out.Don't project your disinterest onto other people
oh no....
>>724362531The fuck am I reading, the sales are bad because it didn't sell as much as S/V?
>>724382124I don’t even like pc gaming that much. However, there are anons here that try and say they’re buying it, but we all know why they haven’t yet.
>>724382179There’s only one game to finish on it really though
>>724382324Not really.
>>724382274No I don't think we do and you're acting irregular.
Uhhhhh better watch your backs tendies
>>724383149Maybe Sony should release a game on their PS5
>>724383196the biggest game of all time is releasing next year on PS5
>>724383323THEIR game?
>>724383474Pretty much. Xbox is dead and ps5 is going to dominate the gta 6 market
>>724383474Yes>Xbox is basicly dead in the water and publicly anounced they arnt competing anymore>PC release is probably 2 years awayGet ready for a historic assraping once again
>>724383494>PS5's biggest game is not even their own
>>724383578It’s still better than anything Nintendo can make though
>>724383578>the biggest game release of all time wont release on the Switchi think this should concern you more
>>724383630>It’s still better than anything Nintendo>Modern Rockstarlol
>>724383719GTA 6 is going to be the biggest game ever made
>>724383915Games like GTA and RDR have open worlds but they have pretty linear mission designs. Which is not bad but I doubt they are going to take advantage of the big world they made.
>>724382415It has 2 games, one being a multiplayer. The other is a short game
>>724383556>>724383494Still skeptical about it tho. I doubt pokefuckers or animalcrossing folks would want to play gta6. Demographics barely overlap. I don't see how gta6 release would make these people not buy Nintendo games. And before you say see gta5 vs wiiU, these same people probably bought 3ds series during that time.
>>724345138it was inevitably bound to happen
I have a PSVita I don't care about these spermoid consoles
>>724383323lol
>>724384565>cope: the Youtube video
