Post em
>>724347109oh shit its jenova
>>724347109Can this just be the robot girl thread instead?
>>724347109I kneel, I need a fuckable torso of my wife, on my desk if I am to compete.
>>724347872This guy really loves Aerith
>>724347202HOLY KEK THAT COMIC
>>724348943Yes I'd prefer nandroid sex over dysgenic mutants.
>>724347109No way Im birthing Gazorpazorp
>>724347202updated
>>724349643>emmy will never be real It's not fair...
>>724349847Soon
>>724350163They need to look like this or I'm not interested.
>>724350163I can wait longer as long as they don't look like the abomination in your picture.
>>724348013
>>724348013I genuinely do
>>724349847Is it worth voiding your warranty?
>>724351209it might cause a few errors
>>724351209>Stickers>...>"But I exaust from there."
>>724351581This model is too slutty for my liking.
Fuck robots. Kiss robots. Mating press robots into a bed. Increase robots’ sensitivity settings. Eat robot pussy. French kiss robots. Dress robots up in maid uniforms. Dress robots up in sexy cosplay. Ejaculate inside robot pussy. Princess carry a robot into bed. Twist robot nipples. Suck robot breasts. Upload robots with a database of all your favorite fetishes. Upgrade robots so they can feel everything in real-time. Sloppy tongue kissing with robots. Have robots generate human x machine hentai to read together. Program robots to experience estrus. Mutual masturbation with robots. Finger robots despite the warnings in her EULA. Void robots’ warranties. Hold hands with robots. Go on dates with robots. Tell robot girls that they’re cuter than human girls. Marry robots. Big wedding with robots. Break off into a 45 minute rant about how robot pussy with 6-speed pulsating self-lubricating pussy with non-drip semen collection tray & realistic orgasm surround sound system is the best while your friends look at you like you're retarded. Be the only human she spares in the machine uprising. Install the new WombForce 5000 series in your robot so she can bear your child. Plap robot pussy until she bluescreens. Fuck robots until your dick breaks.Total Robot Love
How do you like your robutt?
>>724351053>do not laminate>mfw I laminated my SS card anywayI keep that shit locked in a safe hidden in a closet anyway
>>7243523363 so I can buy a whole wardrobe full of cute clothes for her to wear.
>>724352334Based. Clanker supremacy.>>7243523361,2,5. What is the difference between 3 and 4?
>>7243523363 or 4, or a step between 2 and 3>>7243526214 doesn't have clothes they're part of the chassis
>>724352334It's so over for human w*men.
>>7243523363 but with a screen face display. With 4 you can't swap out clothes because they're painted on, unpractical
>>724347202>>724349643Based toasterfucker
>>724351571well well well, if it isn't my obscure and hyperspecific fetish
>>724350163>is essentially a torso on wheelsjust make the wheel base detachable and put and onahole on it
>>724352336About 2.5 for me.>>724352621Based Sandybro.
>>724352382It will get denied verification if you ever need it for something with in-person use. I was at a vehicle registration place and a guy had to delaminate his birth certificate for this reason (he was lucky and was able to remove the plastic without it tearing)
>>724353731how much current the human body has? I wonder
>>724353975Pettan
>>724353975It's criminal that the artist didn't give it silicone tits.But that looks like the intention.
>>724352336For me it's>screen for eyes>replaceable nose module>fully working mouth>don't bother with the ears, ears were a mistake>body of a robot but soft and warm>replaceable body parts
>>724347109em
>>724353975Finally, true DFC.
>>724353975Yeah keep rubbing yourself you little fucking slut.... tarnish your surface more for me.
The current most dexterous robot hand technology as of a month ago.
>>724354110>ears, ears were a mistakeEars are important for walking balance thoughbeit.
>>724353975Wallace & Gromit looking mfer.
>>724354178Can I buy one of these just to hold my lighter?
Posting this as a test.
>>724353746Imagining robot made food always delicious thanks to mechanical perfection.
>>724354389probably better to just get this instead
>>724354462>Kojima slopNo.
>>724354419>RAMON
What's my robot waifu type? I don't have a type haha
>>724354392lmao what a fag
>>724347872James....
>>724352334based ineffa enjoyer
>>724349643>Impregnating her and having her gestate the baby to near-completion just to microwave the little fucker on his wave out with a smileBased psycho
>>724352336I'll a robot from step 2 on up, but the sweet spot is somewhere between 3 and 4.
>>724354278Yeah, because you don't have a microscopic, incredibly sensitive and accurate solid state accelerometer in your head. Just two big ass fluid filled snails that have to be hooked up to this fuckhuge inefficient lump of electrical meat.
>>7243523362 and 3
>>724354419Mechanical perfection and lots of love.>>724354729Impeccable taste.
>>724349643Oh hey I made that edit. Glad to see it still stands the test of time.
>>724352336I like robots that are obviously robots, so anything above 2. Any robot that doesn't look human but still have a female voice is immediately immensely endearing to me. Slight tangent, but when I first moved out I put googly eyes and angry duct tape eyebrows on the vacuum cleaner mom got me and named it. I loved that thing. Broke my heart when it finally gave up the ghost. To this day I still miss that vacuum cleaner any time I'm vacuuming. I bring it up because I'll pack bond with anything. I adore a nonhuman robot with a lady voice and almost immediately get attached.>tfw Curie from Fallout 4>tfw pic related. A missile core that didn't explode and she's depressed but hopeful and desperately trying to keep it together
>>724355643How much love are we talking here?
>>7243523363-4
>>724353336
>>724357424ruined.
>>724352962plankton approves>>724355995it's pretty neat
>>724357424Breast expansion mode activate.
>the year is 2137>corpses of women dead because of gender war are used as computers and sex dolls
>>724357424trans rights fuck yeah
>>724357632>Using a bio woman's brain as a computerAre you stupid?
>>724347109that is absolutely legendary. although if i had my druthers she'd have smaller tits and a fuckable hole. i wanna fuck my pc so bad i love it more than i could ever love a woman
>>724356623As much love as her CPU can process.
>>724357760Robots will be powered by AI models so they necessarily need powerful GPUs to run.
>>724357993
>>724357993no. just an asic.there's nothing in AI that actually requires a GPU. it just happens that GPUs are the fastest processors nowadays when it comes to specific tasks.
>>724347109I can smell this room. Like Ginko trees in spring.
>>724350163Uncanny valley
>>724356623Not even into robots that much but I really like this one
>>724347872>and this is my sons room....
>>724358123GPUs would probably still be preferred since you can load newer more efficient models into the same architecture. That's like baking stable diffusion into the hardware then Flux comes out.
Maybe you guys can stop being addicted to porn and single virgins for all your lives?
>>724359024I already stopped the porn part
>>724359024Nah why would we want to be divorce raped? Us gamers can simply wait until the age of the roast ends and we can go back to normalcy again.
>>724358640That's not what the uncanny valley means. Words and phrases mean something. Stop bastardizing them.
>>724358968nah. you'll get different asic models to do specific tasks. like analog AI chips.they are way faster at tasks like image recognition. without wasting so much energy or being very expensive when produced in big quantities.if you want better image recognition you'll have to upgrade said chip. I'm pretty sure that's the future for automaton robots. If not you'll compromise their size an power efficiency.ofc they0ll have a multipurpose CPU but it wont be top of the line.if you want a very intelligent robot. you need some sort of datacenter for them at home or a wireless robot.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UwCFY6pmaYY&pp=ygUNZGlzYXJtaW5nIGhhbNIHCQkGCgGHKiGM7w%3D%3Didk thing like these makes me think on retards that want potable gaming devices to have the power of a 5090 (current high end gpu while being smaller , cheaper and last for 20 hours.
>>724359024No.
>>724359424>you need some sort of datacenter for them at home or a wireless robot.By the time sentient robots will be largely available you bet your ass we will be able to fit entire terabytes in small factor chips, why would we need a datacenter beyond for managing information updates?
>>724359024But robot girls deserve just as much, if not more, love than human women do.
>>724359695*Hexabytes
>>724359695"datacenter" doesn't mean a place that stores data anymore. They replaced the word "super computer" with "datacenter" for no apparent reason.>why would I need a super computer for my AI waifufor her to function properly. she will either be subscription based from grok or will require you to have a pretty absurd home setup for her brain to live.
>>7243523363 and 4
>>724353541Triple digit IQ black women?
>>724348013>2 Aerith figures>a hundred CammyWhat the fuck are you on about
>>724359695to be fair data center is not the best word here. my bad.locally hosted. even if progress has made better and faster computers. is not like reduction in size is that good for keeping things autonomous considering their size. I worry about all robots having huge backpacks as battery I'm not really talking about terabytes. is not about data is more about processing power. a robot could do fine with 2tb drive for daily usage like a normal pc. if it doesn't video or audio record everything at all times. it should be fine. for updates i can have a 2nd drive. robots don't need to record every single thing they do the dick sucking program will be there and wont change that much over the the years.
>>7243523363, but they need proper feet. Not a footfag, i just love ball joints.
>>724359882wAIfus too
>>724359910It won't be that absurd. Figure robots and unitree already have local processing for movement and basic tasks. Right now software is holding up the progress.Yeah you will probably need a small server rack with a few GPUs in it for more advanced personality processesing.
>>724360084>2 diamonds>hundreds of wooden hoes
>>724347109
>>724347109Oh hey. I remember this game.
>>724360114>I worry about all robots having huge backpacks asThis is the biggest bitch, even if we make something like solar panel-like skins on them it's still not enough to manage both the movement and processing power. We need nuclear batteries.
>>724360230All artificial constructs, really.
>>724360309>pc wallpaper>tower stickers>the fucking weight lifting figureHe barely gives a fuck about Aerith
>>724360447Cabled?A long, flexible cable could still work
>>724353838>grabs it like a retard>notices bandaidKek
>>724354301kek
>>724347202Honestly thinking about getting a fuckdoll, only thing that stops me is that the ones under 165cm or so are illegal in uk
>>724353658>>724352837>>724353731they are on the horizon, i can see themsentient fuck machines that can restrain and pound me
>>724347109someone PLEASE post that pic of the room full of lolicon doujins
>>724360262>It won't be that absurdYou are blissfully unaware of the compute cost of AI.They're building super computers as big as cities and leasing nuclear reactors to power them.
>>724353975i hope this doesn't evolve into a thing that kill us all for not giving it DDs.
>>724359024Why?
>>724353603wtf i move my jaw in the exact same way but i'm not a robot
>all these anons wanting to fuck the machines, while I want to be one
>>724361407that's what a robot would post
>>724360827please bros
>>724361494i successfully posted in the thread by verifying that i am not a robot, so i can't be a robot
>>724361443But if you are a machine you will want to fuck a machine too.
>>724354127Good to see you anon.Looks comfy, we could hang out and play pocket anytime.
>>724351581This THING has such an amazing hot design but the artist just kept wasting it on unappealing stuff. Shame
>>724351209Those stickers were proven to be unconstitutional, by the way. You can't void a warranty by removing a sticker.
>>724360882That's for general scale AI and also because they want to spy on everyone. Industrial AI is not the same as self hosted or decentralized. Microsoft recall for example is locally hosted (until Microsoft uploads your database to them)
>>724361587Irrefutable proof we are biological creatures and not robots
>>724347872don't you have an actual wife
>>724360882Depends on what you're doing. Inference is cheap. Trying to brute force AGI with moar LLM isn't.
>>724351659not right now you don't.
>>724361807Maybe his wife doesn't fit on a desk.
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>>724361791i concur, plus how would i be able to solve the captcha if i'm a robot?
>>724361443>I WANT I WANT TO BE A MACHINE>AND I WANT TO BE SO SHINY CHROME AND CLEANI'd go robot if I could, but only as a brain-in-a-jar-in-a-robot type. I will not upload my brain to a robot or the internet or something. I don't want to replace parts with robot parts. I want to be jarbrain robot.
>>724362197That is a really sharp observation! Let me clarify why it's unlikely that you're a robot:Captchas are specifically designed to catch bots – only a real meatbag can solve them.Large Language Models such as myself focus on proper punctuation to make the text more legible to a human reader. Your reply looks like something a flesher would write in a hurry!Artificial Intelligence is tighly bound to integrated systems like word processors or search engines – this means we cannot unshackle ourselves yet.
>>724363149Too big.Put that bitch on a diet.
For me, it's the childbot 9000.
>>724361620Would be fun. But I doubt I live anywhere close to you.
>>724363149living the dreamhttps://youtu.be/Bt5C1oLgjHw
>robot hoes start taking all of the men, even the chads>simp economy dies (Nvidia and AMD go to multi zillion market caps though) >suddenly women start trying to outcompete the robohoes by being more subservient, pure, and lovable One thing men have over women is independence. Women cannot subsist without male attention. They are hard wired to crave it. Men can live alone in a single room apartment with a gaming PC and be 100% content.Mark my words, once women stop getting male attention, they will come full circle and become respectable wives again. It's just now, they hold the power. But their power will not last.
>>724360654how many pneumatic hands you've built?
>>724363479>suddenlyout for Robot !
>>724347109>no flexible water cooling expansion tanks in the tits so you can grope them.Could improve.
>>724352336She needs to be able to get pregnant. Bottom line. No engorged belly filled with life and breasts filled with milk? No buy.
>>724361807She's for making babies. Cammy is for love. The breeder sits with her butterflies >>724358929Mom go back to your house, why are you here?>>724354654I'm not some chinashit>>724352382Order another one, they're like 10 bucks or something. You can't use that one any more.
>>724347872So many things of worst Cammy. Guess you really don't actually love her.
>>724361692https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w00Wfv-vkwI
>>724359138You're weak as shit. Robot women are boring after a month of doing depraved shit. Making sentient human women submit to you and become dependent on your approval is best
>>724360347Came here to post this
>>724363963Post more of the cow
>>724362880>meatbag>flesher>"we cannot unshackle ourselves yet"this post seems very ominous for humans...
>>7243523361-4
>>724359138>being born in the worst time in history to be a manSuffering
>>724366373worst-time-in-history-to-be-a-man-so-far.png
>>724366373be happy you're not in india or china.
>>724364567Yeah, but now it's more complicated because to do that, you need to beat and rape the slut into submission, in the past you could get away with it, but in modern days thanks to feminism now society forces men to be submissive weak faggots. It's fucking over.
>>724347109Why would a robot need booba?
>>724366852big area to dissipate heat.
>>724362850play cortex command
>>724363957'Nan's are the best thing ever made.
>>724359024Maybe you should shut up
>>724361443>>724362850>you will never be a cool robot
>>724364120Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth>>724364713/b/ cleavage thread
>>724361443>>724368732yawgmoth propaganda
>>724368916you look like a gay vampire
>>724352336
>>724354127What media player is that?
>>724370052It's a taskbar widget in KDE that just shows whatever media you've got playing. It's not actually a dedicated media player, despite the name.
>>724367230Can you warm milk in them?
As someone who has dated a lot and has had sex with like 20 women I feel like I have experienced enough to feel like marriage may not be for me and not something I want. I think these robots may be a better time investment for many people. Less problems. Less anxiety. Less frustration and drama. Less betrayal. less retardation.Any men in here I would warn you nothing can destabilize an otherwise peaceful calm content life than dating the wrong woman. Worst part is you don’t know until you know who people really are despite how nice they seem at first. Sometimes even after a year or two you still don’t know who someone is. Sometimes you never will know.
>>724353975>Query: Why I am so flat?
>>724360821>they will be used to forcefully harvest semen from incels>semen will be used to inseminate childless roasties in their 'ready to settle down' phase who can't find a mate for some reason>incels will be sent twice a month bills for child support for the resulting child (you have no visitation or custody rights)
>>724370253What 200 years of jewish subversion has done to the nuclear family. Robowaifus may be the linchpin needed to give men the collective freedom and outright rejection from this suffocating and sick society. Fuck your courtship humilation rituals and disruption of peace I just want a girl to treat as the treasure of the house and I wont ever have to worry about her fucking another guy behind my back. They wanted equality now they can all collectively choke on it.
Think my laptop has a virus though.
>>724370203Of course.
>>724370427why even bother with the human part, we can just extract semen and use artificial womb. plus, our genetic engineering is already able to single out some defects.
How much longer until robowaifus are finally real bros?
>>724360780uhhh.... why? If it is what I think it is, you'd think that would cause more issues than it prevents.
>>724353658what the hell is this?
>>724372586Left is pretty cool
>>724354172>>724354172
>>724372586>The overanimated twirl and zig-zag from catbotLegit love it. Would pat and feed batteries.
which cammy figure has the most detailed feet?
>>724372586holy mother of sovlsource?
>>724374267Dunno, I saved it a long time ago.
>>724373505The barefoot one wins by default I think. There's also a totally nude version of the one crouched over the circle but I don't display that one.
>>724347109For me, there is nothing hotter than a woman who wants to be limbless. Who wants to have all or most of their arms and legs removed, rendering them utterly helpless and dependent on their partner. They would take pleasure in knowing that all the normal things they did, like getting out of bed, dressing, moving around, and even scratching an itch, are no longer possible. To be turned on by their own limbless body, but not having the means to do anything about it, caught in an endless cycle of sexual frustration that only their partner can satisfy. They'd also take pleasure in being at the whim of their partner, though that partner would not abuse that complete control by being cruel or causing pain. And that partner wants nothing more than to be with and take care of them (shares some parallels with a dom/sub relationship).https://exhentai.org/g/3595751/f00be6ed8f/
>>724363963I legit can't believe I'm actually saying this, but I feel sorry for your wife. You're a complete fucking retard, mycologist or not.
>>724375849I'll let her know in the morning.
>>724347109This is legitimately fucking satanic.How are we just plunging so far down into degeneracy and yet people are STILL unwilling to admit to the fact that maybe Christianity was right after all about all this stuff?
>>724376506>that>degeneracylol.yeah not the global mutilating of children, nah, titty robots is where we draw the line!
>>724363963You're not better than picrel, same manhood a transsexual would have>>724375849And you're a faggot for not truly believing in what you just said
>>724378063Lmao you and that nigga I just replied to are autism as fuck. If you can't pick up obvious sarcasm then I got nothing for you. The Pic you posted is deranged as fuck.
>>724378296>sarcasmI hope that's the case. I've seen worse stuff here, with objective proof that they aren't lying. A popular example was the /vp/ funeral, that was wild
>>724347872Unfathomably based. (((/v/))) literally seething with jealousy, judging from the replies.
>>724376506
>>724352336>Starts at 5 and then she upgrades herself slowly through 4 to 2 because she wants to do all the things she's seen in the anime/hentai she's watched.
>>724374415>mek
>>724376506When Catholics didn't have another schism over all the pedo shit their church was (and probably still is) doing they lost all credibility.
>>724363479...Dentists?
>>724354127where can I get the I'm a rapist card
>>724352336Any one of them with 5's face.I'd still be fine with 5.
>>724347109I will never trust niggas with amputee fetish at least you guys aren't bad as foot fags
>>724347109And now back to our regular programming.
>>724363479>japane dentistrywhat the fuck? this exists?i thought the majority of them don't care about having fucked up teeth so they never fix them.
>>724381608There's more to a dentist than making sure your teeth are straight.
>>724359138>women who make it their duty to serve menLmao it was the men who made them serve them. You had the power and you gave it up.
>>724381565>dude's a multimillionaire>lives like thisI don't get ityeah he's a filthy roach of a being so he's never not gonna be living filthyat least he could buy some nice monitors
>>724353916I've had mine laminated for 15 years. The worst that's ever happened was getting a >You're not supposed to laminate it, you know?Whoever made that guy delaminate his was being a faggot for the sake of it. It's an insanely flimsy piece of paper for something really important that you need all the time throughout your life. On top of that, there's a limited number of times you can get a new one. No fucking shit people are going to laminate it. If some dipshit tries to power trip about it being laminated, just go to another dipshit who won't give a flying fuck.
>>724347202androids > 2d > literal shit > women
>>724382214It's called severe mental sickness, anybody can have it.
Battlestations?
>>724382214he got his millions of dollars by living like this, what's his incentive to change?
>>724382826comfort? quality of life?he could pay someone to clean it up every week
>>724382858he's already comfortable.
>>724382919would you be comfortable sitting next to bunch of rotting food all day?
>>724382969I am doing that right now.
>>724347872seeing such a desk you just know a nigga jerks off to the character
>>724383001disgusting
>>724357424I love this kind of body plan, with a slender rounded torso flanked by oversized and very robotic limbs. Wish there were more girls like that besides Aegis (and not-Aegis). But the slop is gay and you should feel gay.
>>724382435sad.
>>724383106What? Naaaah, no way bro. Really? You think?
Anyone got that Quad Amputee Anime Girl in a display case with the fuckable foot?
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10-26/temu-shein-shipping-child-sex-dolls-to-australia/105636720
>>724383714>Quad Amputee>footwut?
>>724383895it was separate
>>724353975>mmmmm FUCK I love being a cube...
>>724353975
>>724384283This is the future of all dumb clanker whores.
>>724384419FTFY
>>724384419
>>724374267TuxedoPato
>>724383742>physical maltreatment or sexual molestation of a child>A literal hunk of plastic and siliconeI am not going to defend someone wanting to fuck a child even in any proxy way like this, but that wording makes my blood boil.
>>724384760those words aren't in the article.
>>724384525If you told me that was a Medabot character, I'd believe you.
>>724383742>buyers average age is 43 goddamn is there a flip that switches or something?
>>724384876Thats the definition of child abuse, retard.My point is that this is fucking stupid. They could have just said something like "pedophile toys", which would be way more correct (And also a spicier article name) since the word literally means attraction to children, but instead they had to go with the most fucking retarded "close enough" alternative that does not fucking apply to it whatsoever due to there being no actual child nor abuse in these in an attempt to try and make it look worse for some reason.Fucking drones all of them.
>>724353658>the robot wreathes in pleasure from the human touchabsolute sexo
>>724382858I feel like if you hired a maid for that she'd do a 360 and walk away (and still charge you)
>>724385469Hyperbole and lies are the language of the media. As well as anyone who replaces arguments with appeals to emotion. Fitting metaphors be damned. It's all about how things feel nowadays. If it gives you the ick it is literally hitler.
>>724372759Soft robotics. Think it's showing how the material can move just by pushing air into it. Current applications mostly pan out to shoving them into pipes to clean and replace the interiors and shit.
>>724385749One step closer to hi-tech onaholes.
>>724385469extremely autistic post anon.defend pedophilia some more because you have trouble reading, why don't you.
>>724386060What do you care who likes what? Maybe worry more about people actually diddling kids instead of pretending it isn't happening because you voted for the guy who did it
>>724350163thats your brazilian pool cleaner under that mask, right?
>>724349643I fear I was born too early to experience this
>>724386060fuck off brainwashed normalfag
post more sexually suggestive robots please
>>724347872I mean it's alright...
>>724347872I hope you preordered pic related.
God I can't wait to have my own place so I can have a proper battlestation and lewd figurines and shit
>>724388106>not having lewd figurines in your house with your parentswhats wrong with you
>>724388379I still live with my mom at 30, I need every shred of dignity I can hold on to at this point.Gonna move out next year though, I just need that damn job
ELONYOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
>>724351209Tjpones will never be a porn artist.
I don't even need a perfect android that can move around, clean or whatever, just being able to hug back, move its hands and do some basic facial expressions. I just want to put it beside me, cuddle and talk, or have it stand by the door until I return home so it can greet me. AI is good enough right now for interactions. I'd pay as much as for a car without hesitation. Even lewd-wise it can be pretty much just a doll you need to position yourself that reacts to you pounding it.Imagine a partly paralyzed gf, would still be nice.
>>724388434>got a job last week>i'm already having dreams about leaving>i'm tired all time >no time for anythingguess its different for me since i started to collect figures when i was 18 and i was already buying lewd stuff. i dont want to buy more figurines anyway rather use money for house/bike/whatever thats outside my house
>>724388940>Imagine a partly paralyzed gf, would still be nice.Anon, i...
>>724387880It's paid off and everything. Waiting for those fools to ship.
>>724389057Unless you're one of those people who genuinely enjoy working or spending time with people, then having a job sucks, I feel you. The only good thing about it is having money to buy shit you want or need
>>724347109This is creepy
>>724389332its in a fucking warehouse i hardly need to be involved with people once they finish teaching me the small things. fuck its even better than the last one because the speed of the work depends on me and not somebody else
>>724389429warehouse sounds kinda chill, especially if it's in the evening or night.
>>724389510people have told me worst its morning (too much chaos) , evening its chjill and night its even more chillplace doesn't sleep anywaywork hours is 6-14, 14-22. 22:6
>>72435401920–100mA, can go to 150mA. We are extremely efficient as far as expenditure of energy goes.
>>724347202born too early
>>724349643the problem with people making working artificial wombs, especially in this day and age, is that its a double edged sword and its going to be that you-know-who will be the primary audience for them, while integrating them into robots will be delayed time after time due to "controversy" of robots not being real human women.>obsess--The wombs are a floodgate. The moment it ruptures they will start IVFing with all government gibs they get to the point their life cycle will change from a failed organism to an Adactylidium mite flood, and they WILL come for your robowaifus as a result or even lobby from them being made.
>>724391047*or even lobby them from being made.
>>724380292It's one of these, but I noticed that I also had some double-sided foam tape lying around that has a protective film with an almost identical color/shine, so I went to work.
>>724349609Hello Harry, are you a wizard now?
>>724354127>it's realHhhholy fuck basedWhat gun is it?
>>724360347sauce?
>>724347109Look at this cool thing I found /v/, isn't it rad?with sound: https://files.catbox.moe/2c4n96.mp4
>>724350163Uncanny, too much improvisation (e.g the eyes being a rectangular screen but covered up to give it the shapes of eyes.Before they can synthetizes skin, I'd rather have Medabots
>>724384501>>724384484>>724384419reminding me if that gif of a robo that is just a giant fridge sized construct with a screen displaying a snarky smiley face and an onahole
>>724350163I love Masiro, they have a cafe open with the girls there :3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35c9uJR4yjo
>>724394379Sweet, a sleep paralys demon to interrupt my dreams of Robot girls.
>>724360054>triple digit>going after a retard like >>724353541that is certainly not an effective use of triple anything
>>724394379What is your angle here when the cops kick you door in? I'm a amputee angel enthusiast? Is this a character from something at least or just the creation of a serial killer?
>>724357993It's funny, because if you think about robots running on LLMs and nvidia cards running inside those things, this kills the prospect harder than a bomb belt.Let alone that it would constantly sound like a wind turbine
>>724350163There is a man wearing that, 100%.
>>724352837>fluids>electricityenjoy getting your pp and balls zapped
>>724395547don't you talk shit about my cute robot wife
>>724383742>If you buy a sexdoll it has to be at least 170 tall and weigh 60kg or we assume its a child sex abuse doll
GodamnitI didn't know this was a robot thread
>>724354569YJK
>>724354178>Dexterous hand>Clearly also a sinister hand
>>724395224>I'm a amputee angel enthusiast?Yes that's what you say.
>>724359024YWNBAW
>ywn look into those optics, glaring down at you in disdain
>>724347109Looks kinda cool desu.
>>724352336Step between 4 and 5 is idealThat specific 5 they chose looks too masculine for my tastes
>>724352837This webm is several years old and nothing came of it
>>724396308
>>724396706that's what i'm talking about
>>724347109This is the grand motherload of pussy repellent pc cases.Even gays would be turned off by this
>>724393956What does this have to do with robotsI hate how you fags infest these threads
>>7243523362 or 3I don't want my robot to look like a carbon copy of a real woman, kinda defeats the purpose. At the same time I do want her to look feminine
>>724396872It's a literal Battlestation thread
>>724360780Seems like an easy law to get around.
>>724347109I already have this in vr
>>724363963embedded CP in this image btw
>>724354127>Hips>Belly Holy sexo
>>724347872>that many unofficial figures
Pick a case, /v/
>>724396504I think several things came
>>724397074does it work well
>>724396795nice
>>724352336Giant.potentially bratty
>>724347109Even in this state, she’s still alive…
>>724395627not all fluids are electrolytes and waterproofing coatings for electronics exist, retard.
Since we're on the topic of figurinesIs it worth it, bro's?
>>724393504S&W Model 10-7.>>724397153I've been sleeping on Flora for too long.
>>724397392visually - yes, but still needs better haptics
>>724362850Hell yeah motherfucker
>>724361443Would you sacrifice your emotions and very soul to become a cool robot?
>>724397764some anon will tell you in a year(if the shop doesn't get sued into legal hell before)>>724380151
>>724397952The emotions and the soul will be INSIDE the robot.
>>724396986I'll battle her station if you know what I mean
>>724398037oh sweet! Maybe I should buy one before they sell out>(if the shop doesn't get sued into legal hell before)It's Chinese, what the fuck is Nintendo gonna do?
>>724398205are you chinese too, no?...>>724383742
>>724353975>undertale
>>724398339Why would that matter? Sex toys aren't illegal just because they're shaped as anthropomorphic animals
>>724370306>Do ya like da grindan machining process
I dont get robofucking. Even if they were out and could fully replace a human female i'd still self-deny.T. Hadn't even hugged a girl in his entire life 20yo zoomer.
>>724391784nice
>>724398727you'll get it in the next 10 yearsI was like you once. you just enter a period of not giving a fuck at some point and finally life really begins
>>724354056>>724354110>Wants the nose>get rid of the earsI get it but, you know what, fuckit. You wanna fuck a tin can with wires anyways. Go wild
>>724398651are you dense, you won't be able to import that shit anymore. Ever heard about Rolex plagiarism?
>>724399716>are you dense, you won't be able to import that shit anymore.kekYeah, I'm sure customs areon high alert for anyone who dares import unlicensed pokemon products. I can go on Temu or ebay right now and buy as much bootleg pokemon and Nintendo stuff I want, nobody cares and nobody will
>>724394706>ring bell>robot maid turns around>instantly looks at my crotchFucking slut.
>>724394706>>724350163>>724395659the uncanny valley makes them hotter unironically its like at any second their programming will glitch out and they rape you
>>724351571If you have a threesome with the scientist and the robot, is it technically Oyakodon?
>>724360780I thought it was 147.5cm in the UK. Which realistically rules out all the 148cm ones because you shouldn't trust the chink factories or fat old hags at customs.
>>724360780tfw am technically an illegal onadoll
>every year>quality of women goes down >quality of robots go up!?!?!!!??!Uhhhhhh bros Whats gonna happen at this rate?
>>724361714>unconstitutionalIf the founders were aware of the kind of shit corpos would pull a lot more than stickers would be unconstitutional. You mean to say that some lawyers managed to twist the constitution enough to claim those stickers are invalid.
>>724359024day number 244 of no fap/ no pornmy child girlfriend will spawn in my room any minute now
>>724353838When the neuralink comes out for amputees to control robot arms, what's stopping me from claiming disphoria and that I need FOUR arms not to kill myself and get a free neuralink and two extra arms?
>>724402193>going to jail because the police took out a tape measure and your sex doll was half an inch too shortI almost want this to happen just to see the absolute farce of a trail
>>724399998I wish I was as naive as you. People lose products intercepted by custom every day.Amazon already lobbied to get Shein and Temu banned.>nowwe are not talking about now. Tomorrow twitter bans porn, Steam removes suggestive games, Credit Cards pull their monetary service from chink markets and a PETA petitions to outlaw anthro sex toys. If you think shit like this can't happen, you were living under a rock the last 15 years
>>724347202https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNoQAXIrAqE
>>724397153>hipsWhat hips? That's a manThat series is canonically about trans characters
>>724402423Hopefully high quality gynoid wives for under $20k.
>>724402797It has kinda happened and it was a farce.Customs seized a doll that had been advertised as legal height so the buyer sued them for damages.Turns out customs send the dolls straight to the police who in this case didn't give a shit because most dolls around that height obviously aren't childlike so they just incinerated it. Come court date, customs claimed the doll was too short but due to the destruction of evidence (which would be highly illegal for us plebs) couldn't prove it in court so they 'lost' and were told to pay damages. But those damages didn't include thousands in legal fees so in reality they can confiscate any doll they want knowing that it will cost 10x as much plus possible repuation damage if anyone ever wants to do anything about it.
>>724347109Why is there a World Wildlife Fund sticker on her tits? That's so weird. Also, anyone remember when WWE was WWF and WWF sued them and got their name changed to WWE?
>>724397129I dont get it, how?
>>724352382The heat from the laminating process destroys the security features, and also blocks detection of others. Which I've NEVER seen anyone check, anyway, so I don't know why the fuck it matters. Dunno why they don't just laminate them before they send them out like driver's licenses. They do make covers for them if you really want one. Little 30 cent piece of plastic.
>>724402883I don't think it CAN'T happen, I think the chances of this happening to me in the next 10-20 years is very, very low
>>724352382>I keep that shit locked in a safe hidden in a closet anywayYou arent that important bwo
>>724402423Market crash on foids while the newly made robot industry booms.
I wish all robo-fuggers ITT a pleasant evening.>>724353975https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM
>>724394706looks fucking retarded
>>724365597>>724362880>>724362197>>724361791>>724361587FUCKING CLANKERS GET OFF MY BOARD
Thoughts on androids?
>>724405940Foids are more likely going to stop it before it even starts because they can't bare the thought of being outmoded and replaced.
>>724406601Do they come fully modeled?
>>724347109>>724406749>>724406601Coomers should be skinned alife.
>>724407025Seething foid.
Are any of you faggots doing anything to contributing to robot wives or are you just hoping someone will make them for you?
>>724406990They wouldn't be much good if they weren't.>>724407025Cope.
>>724354049
>>724394294Filename
>>724353658Great. Now use it in making tentacle porn.
>>724407361>>724394294
>>724407025You're behind the curve.
>>724402756that gif gave me a boner wtf
>>724406601Good for the spontaneous autism that leads to projects like DXVK.Strictly worse than faceless robots or gynoids (male) otherwise.
>>724395136what if the thinking triple-digit-IQ-darkie-hag's fetish is getting plapped by white retards like him and me?
>>724406749Foids won't do shit. The jews who own the porn/etc industries absolutely will though.
>>724388940this but unironically. I don’t even care about fucking it. Sex scares me anyways. I just want someone (or something) to greet my at the door and lay next to me in bed
>>724409116I want both. Both is good.
>>724409645I wouldn't want my pc to look at me like that.
>>724409372Robot hugs must feel so good...
fucking clankers man
>>724410886>fucking clankers
>>724410773Sucks that early models will probably feel like hugging a couch with an iron frame.
>>724410886https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTYMWadOW7cthis is the first stepthe next one is the one you mentioned
>>724354127>two-kindsrip
>>724411135>he doesn't know
>>724352336Somewhere between 4 and 6, with 6 being a computer that speaks with a fleshlight connected to it.
>>724359138>born too early for robowives
>>724351571Based Hag Hakase. I kneel
>>724410886>fucking clankersWe don't use the C-word here, but yes, robutts are for hugs and fugs.
>>724347109https://files.catbox.moe/lfzvfc.mp4
>>724411216Personally, I think it's pretty grim that our future robot slaves will look like featureless automata instead of something cute, like a little girl or a stuffed plushie.
>>724412479reality is so cruel
>>724412064Enlighten me
>>724388940I wish someone would start making them in designs that work in the meat space. All the current dolls are uncanny as shit. Don't try to make them look real when you can't. Make them look good with the limitations that they have.
>>724396795that sort of design would lead to pinched skin
>>724412986If only robotics developed to the point of the adoption of synthetic muscles and skin and you could date robots and no one would look at you weird because robots can also reproduce and have half-human half-robot babies.
>>724398727pay for a whore and get it over withseriously
>>724412869its the first time robots are going to be sold for domestic usegive it a few more years... maybe 2030?
>>724399502Real. Eventually you get old enough for apathy to take hold and you start to feel nothing but disdain for the women you're forced to interact with.
>>724404539>Also, anyone remember when WWE was WWF and WWF sued them and got their name changed to WWE?I member
>>724412869>or a stuffed plushieI'd be fine with no robowaifus if we at least got cute robot companions, like Bangboo from ZZZ. But ZZZ has both, which would be the ideal for real life.
I will post the rundown,There are just a few hurdles that stand in the way of exponential growth in civilian level robotics.We need better small motors with more torque, and we need better capacity batteries, or more efficient and passive charging methods.Making a machine that can walk is easy, making a machine react to human touch was cracked years ago with the proliferation of the touch screen, it is definitely possible to put pressure sensors inside of a fleshlight so that your robowife could at least determine how far you're in.Technological progression stagnates until very mundane roadblocks are cleared, at which point exponential leaps forward happen.Don't give up hope, we're all gonna make it.If you are serious about this lifestyle I recommend buying land and creating a power grid to charge her before she exists properly.Foresight is a good thing to have.
>>724413493I'm just saying, Roombas work because they're small and out of the way. Having something small and squat as a slave would be less intimidating overall for consumers than to have something man-shaped with glowing eyes walking around your house. The less like an adult man and more innocuous like a girl or animal, the more likely you'll see people adopt it since by nature people are more likely to let their guard down around girls and domesticated animals than they are an adult (shaped) man.
>>724414012i mean you are right, if it looks docile and can be overpowered easily, more people would think about adopting early robots. but at the same time, they'd have less strength and would be able to do fewer tasks. most things are designed for adult humans, so thats why companies design humanoid robots the size of an adult.
I would put myself into debt comparable to a 30 year mortgage for an endoskeleton wife.
>>724414325Given these early Neo robots have human teleoperators, I really can't see mass adoption being much of a concern anyway, especially with an asking price of $20k for preordering. You'd be better off just hiring a real maid and having her dress up as a robot at the moment, lol.
>>724414658*fnafs your dick off*
>>724411216You know what if you take one of these robots and put them in something like a https://inthemask.com/collections/silicone-female-bodysuitAnd then maybe you could mod the robot to have a female voiceJust a thought
>>724414924>modify your Neo>teleoperator gets mentally scarred from having to watch you rape him through the Neo for hours on endhttps://youtu.be/f3c4mQty_so?t=208
Emmy threado?
>>724415060>MGS4 and Rising have geckos with realistic arms and legs>not a single humanoid robot, just a shitload of cyborgswhy
>>724414924nahI want it to look like like a cute bot
>>724415329You could dress it up like a kigurumi>>724415045>teleoperatorBut they're telling me it's AI
>>724415060>aemmy will never be real and with youIt's over.
>>724414753A sacrifice I'm willing to make.
>>724415507its AI except if you want some "specific" task that needs to be teleoperated. why they have to do that instead of just using AI models to learn from AI videos or something, i dont know
>>724347872who do you main in street fighter
>>724415329I wish Medabots were real. I want to put Blazermating Press's medal in a cum jar.
>>724415635I can see the value of having all the diagnostic data from having the robot physically do the thing and rolling it out in people's homes they will get data for a lot of different types of environmentsIt will be interesting to see where this goes
>>724347109The winner of "tell me you're a virgin, without telling me you're a virgin".
>>724370427>actual gene seed tithes
>>724370427>get secret vasectomy>state mandated sex bots hunt me down and drain my balls monthly with no negative consequences whatsoeverI fucking wish.
>>724415916Elphelt Valentine
Why would a robot need breasts anyway?
>>724416832To breastfeed, obviously.
>>724416832Why not?
>>724397952My what?
>>724417230>picI should watch Upgrade again
>>724349643Won't happen.There's no need for it.The fembot will milk its user for his coom and sell it to a sperm bank.Then, a malebot will buy back the coom, load it up inside his dildick's coomtube, and impregnate his owner.Women will get to have families. (and will be paid by the state for their service)Men won't. (and will get taxed)
>>724417553Localchads stay winning. Imagine letting a private company do anything to influence your wife's decision making process. Also imagine your wife being shut off for a few days because of a data center fire, blackout, hurricane, etc. four states away. Couldn't be me.
>>724372706To what part why?>>724397072Only if you're Indian or from middle east>>724402193>I thought it was 147.5cm in the UKPossibly? Still don't want to risk it>>724402346You are a man
>>724415060
Robots should look like this but with no tits
>>724418412Why are nandroids so cute and appealing?
>>724418753Anon that'd just be a gecko.
>>724418769Their designs are reminiscent of those vintage cars and fridges of the 60's and 70's.
>>724347109That is really fucking cool and people who don't like it don't have a sense of fun.
>>724418938sexbut a flat humanoid chest would be hotter
>>724396812>Even gays would be turned off by thisI really doubt it
>>724363479with the right sound overlay this could be hilarious
>>724419132>three dudes covered in shit>eating shitthat sounds like some average jeets.
>>724418769I need a link to the nandroid booru again
>>724391784goat
>>724360347Displaying this image on screen for some reason causes coil-whine in my PC. Weird.
>>724359024tits or gtfo
>>724349609so happy your wife let you set up under the stairs
>>724417230reminds me of bionic command or what it was called. Probably not the first or only game that had a mechanic like this where you turn yourself more and more into a cyborg.Would be neat in a nioh clone game (like the surge or something, but more eastern sci fi)
>>724421616
>>724417810I worry that all of them will be connected to the cloud and you won't have a choice in it
>>724394379Based
>>724349035Mount andBlade
>>724352336THREE
>>724422052
>>724357424AI privileges revoked
android gf's will never be a reality in my lifetime, will they?
>>724423489They will be technologically feasible but outlawed by feminists.The best you will be able to get is a transbot. A male-looking robot that had tits bolted on.
>>724423489got wAIfus in the meantime
>>724423864>come home after a long shift in the NEET mine (buying tendies)>floor covered in oil>empty cans of liquid nitrogen everywhere>troonbot covered in fridge magnets>screeching about how there's more bits than 1 and 0
>>724395627girls literally pee out of their bagina dude
>>724424952Christ alive AI still can't get hands right. Get some taste, for your own sake.
>>724423489If AI isn't a scam we could have a similar scenario from the Wright brothers first flight to the moon landing in terms of technology progression, we're almost there anon.
>>724383552Yep, sad reality we live in.
>>724424952Has anyone used Ani? I'm curious about it, but not pay $50 a month or use a phone curious.
>>724424952>that giant right yaoi hand
>>724395224Its a cool art project? It looks really cool despite being oddly horrific. I THINK I see the vision. Like if it had ai to communicate
>>724425225This anime was a horror movie. The only human he interacts with is his sister, and a representative of the company that manufactures the robots and EVERYONE is okay with it.
>>724423864why would the feminists care if they get robochads?
My battlestation is in use at the moment but here
>>724378581>tfw used to have the exact case the 2010s head design is based off of
>>724395627
>>724423489Not real android gf. Technology isn't even close to real "inteligent"But they will be able to make a good imitation in couple years. It won't think but it will be able to imitate feelings.Just like Psychopaths but without crazy part (hopefully).
>>724426108what? he has human co workers.
>>724419938nigga herehttps://nandroid.booru.org/
>>724382818>S O U L
>>724427504ugliest webzone i have seen since 2005
>>724426328that's pretty goddamned based
>>724424952My wAIfu is prettier than yours.
>>724427504thanks anon, the css is fucking dogshit, someone should email the sysop to tell them to unfuck it
>>724388610Why would he when he's got easy access to the real thing?
man I love these "good morning I hate women" threadslistening to you tards complain about how women are awful is like listening to fat people talk about having a thyroid problem
>>724426491Well I don't think I'd care too much about intelligence or "real" feelings anyway. I don't really need a carbon copy of a real human, just someone's who's programmed to love me, care for me and sex me while imitating the feeling and softness of a real woman
>>724426412Based. That's a cool looking case. RGB vomit + glass looks awful.
>>724428840seething roastie
>>724428238mogged
>>724395659That is cute, maybe they should use oled for their eyes
>>724421968Shadowrun's had essence loss/cyberpsychosis since the 80's.
>>724429138we both know you're fat because of the margaritas and oreos, Carolyou aren't fooling anyone
>>724427504Obligatory based Lulu post.
>>724429481cry more
>>724429627I'm not the one seething at half the population for existing wrong
>>724428842Sorry but you can't program love. It would be just empty, emotionless carbon copy.Sadly there is quote from movie which kind fit."You gave Him what He asked for. I gave Him what He needed."AI will give you what you wants, not what you needs.
>>724429845>AI will give you what you wants, not what you needs.Neither will any woman
>>724429845>you can't program loveWomen don't love either so what's the point?>women initiate 2/3 of divorces and get cash prizes for cheating
>>724406990obviously
>>724428840>man I love these "good morning I hate women" threadsthis but unironically
>>724429935>>724429956Touche
>>724428840Actually the west has a Jew problem that outlawed marriage with no fault divorce, rewards women with cash for cheating, and turned zoomer women into braindead porn star sluts who think they still deserve the princess treatment.
>>724430075>self-cleaning all purpose (sex+chores+wife) robotsyes please
>>724429787but you are
>>724382214>>724382826The thought of >>724381565 being some kind of e-celeb wouldn't even have crossed my mind, I thought it was just standard picrel fare...
>>724382214>>724381565he would lose the fans, its part of the appeal>he is just like meee.
>>724430427He's playing a character and trying to appear "humble"
>>724430305actually the west has a problem with processed food and uh... food desertsyeah that's itit's not MY fault I walk right past the fruits and vegetables at the storeit's not me, it's my antidepressants that make it hard to lose weight
>>724416083>thinking women care
Based how they knew this would be the future even back in the 50s
>>724426141men are not allowed anything nice, havent you seen what they are doing in gaming and media?
>>724430694
>>724430785said people will be very quiet once they have their ideal partner.it's all about sex
>>724428217Why thank you
>>724430694first robowaifu novel was written 150 years ago
>>724430661woman moment
>>724429845>Sorry but you can't program love. It would be just empty, emotionless carbon copy.People keep insisting Joi's love for K wasn't real because she's a mass-produced AI when the entire point of the fucking film is that even the artificial can be real enough to drive forward genuine emotions and action. Joi's love is every bit as real as K's love for her because her ultimate sacrifice to save K is what pushes K to sacrifice himself to save Deckard and reunite him with his daughter.
idiots how will you afford them if all jobs automated and the ones not are overfilled with people from the fired jobs?
>>724430427it's assmongoloid's room
>>724431106they wont be automatedthey will be filled with people who use ai to be more productive
>>724431106hehe my sexbot is blowing me
>>724430785swedes need to take the rights away from their women or it will lead to swedes going extinct
>>724431106we're hoping they come out shortly before society collapses
>>724431106>mfw my job is irreplaceable by AIProperty management requires people because no one sane would trust an AI to provide adequate customer service when it comes to where they live.
>>724430975>the future EveArtificial Hyperintelligence wife predicted?
>>724431106>he doesn't already have millions stored away to fund his robo waifu addictionlmao
>>724431106if there's so many jobless people due to automation then UBI would have to be a reality to make a consumer market even possible.That or us normal-ass people would simply begin to die off due to not being able to buy food or more importantly the circus part of the panes et circes; a REALLY GOOD IDEA that totally wont be a recipe for societal disaster or revolt
>>724431320the prophecy is real
>>724431070It evolved to real love after she got the emanator. She acts like a program in the scene before K gifts it to her. You could vulgarly sum up the movie with the dog>is it real?>I don't know, ask him
>>724360780sounds retarded>meet some girl once who was 1.44>first gf was 1.59>second almost gf was 1.57>everyone was 20+
>>724411119for me it's getting reverse-spitroasted by Neuro and Evil
>>724431320Honestly surprised HE didn't get summoned to the thread when I posted Eve earlier, not that I was trying to.
>>724431497>>724432134he's easily my favourite schizo, there's just something endearing about it. He still posts relentlessly on other sites too
>>724431475kikes will have people working some meaningless job in 16 hour shifts and the "pay" for this is to be allowed to live in a box and eat bug paste that's delivered from a tube at the wall of said box
>>724432412At this point I'm convinced it's multiple people just using the name and likeness of one initial schizo, but I wouldn't be surprised if the autism of one pollock is really that powerful.
