>e-celeb voice cast>millennial reddit writing >target audience is balding millennial basedboys>capeshit for children "but its le adult cartoon">faggy soap opera-tier romance drama>literally a MOVIE-"game" with minimal gameplayWhy is this game becoming so popular and well-liked on /v/? It really stands for everything /v/ should hate
IS THAT THE WRITER OF GOD OF WAR's cookbook?
This is quite literally the first Dispatch thread I've seen and I spend my whole 8h shift on this website.
It looks like a Roosterteeth animation
>>724353594boomer ceos pay the bills gen z writes the scriptmillennials and zoomers who subscribe or pretend to agree with the political alignment of the company do the work yet somehow it's one generation responsible for everything when will you idiots realize that generation separation is a meme created as another distraction?
I am being paid many rupees to promote sir please understand many love for Dispatch here in Sri Lanka
>>724353872you don't even know where sri lanka is
>>724353692what do you do anony
>>724354290Of course I know where Sri Lanka is. Its just off the coast of Indian. Maybe Sri Lanka isnt the ideal place to make fun of, they seem to have a bit more dignity.
>gets absolutely btfo by anthony burch>this places her lower than the lowest worm>gets voice rolesThe world isn't fair.
>>724354290You must understanding, sir. Sri Lanka>Banladesh>pakistan>>>>>>india
Well /v/? Who you pickin?
>>724353594I think they did a good job. Or the casting director did a good job.
>>724354961whosoever rancid morning breath smells worse and whichever one shits down my throat
>>724353594it lets me get cucked by some bear's sloppy seconds
>>724354961The busty blonde bombshell.
>>724355032you're the one doing the cucking though
>>724353594I WILL FUCK ALANAH PEARCE EVEN IF I NEED TO MOD THIS FUCKING GAME, CHUDS! I SWEAR IT!!
>>724354961I pick the silent option and make no choice.
I can fix her
>>724354961Are straight men so lonely they have to resort to videogames to pretend they'll ever find love?
>>724354290Hey that's where they shot Temple of Doom!
>>724355201where've you been for the past 20+ years
>>724353853>gen z writes the scriptHow is this possible? Nobody cares about capeshit until Marvel Rivals with this gen.
>>724353594everyone complains about millenial writing, but who else would you want to be doing the script?>boomers are out of touch>zoomers use chatgpt which is trained on millenial writing
>>724353594>literally a MOVIE-"game" with minimal gameplayI'll never understand this complaint simply because the usual retards that say this shit also go on about how based picrel is.
>>724354961Phenoma
>>724353594What the fuck is asmongold doing there?
>>724354578Security. Walk around once an hour, sit on phone the rest of the time. Pays fuck all tho
Look what you BB-fans did to him...
Watched the first episodes on YouTube. Found the writing to indeed be cliche millennial tier but occasionally funny. Find the art at least amusing.I'll watch it on YouTube, definitely not paying for it.
>>724353660The Better Man's Cookbook unironically sounds great. Full of salads and quiche and shit for a modern, better man.
Reminder that Blonde Blazer isn't blonde
>>724353594The target audience is certainly lib fags.
>>724355281Blondefucker gives him hepatitis, wtf?
Heteroid game
>>724355281BB-fans didn't do that to him, BB did.
>>724354961I will romance both of course. We'll see which route the game puts me on first. I think I like them both about just as much so far, but for different reasons.
>>724353594Good romance, cheap.
>>724354961i fuck up both of my choices already invisible hate me and blonde already have a BF
>>724355484>blonde already have a BFlet me guess their race
>>724353594I gave it a shot and I like the characters in it, with the exceptions of invisibitch and flambe.the e-celebs are doing an ok job and aren't even in the super important roles. its not like that one fag that claims that he is literally kiryu because they decided to change the dub cast during yakuza 7.
>>724355275I've dropped gallons of quarters to this cutie base
>>724355536Drawn by a fucking mormon
Why does she have such a problem with Robert?
Anyone got the one PM scene, you know the one.
>>724354961neither of these bitches deserves the mecha dick. Invisibitch is a less fuckable Laura Bailey role than rise. I expected nothing from blonde bimbo and am there to ruin her dates with her boyfriend just because it's funny.
>>724355598Maybe she doesn't like his donut choice? We never did figure out what her favorite don't was. Could be a Skub VS Anti-Skub type situation.
>Robert is trying to do his job>Invisibitch jerks him off as he as to continue to dispatch>No one else can tell what is happening because she is invisibleExcept for the super hearing guy, but he is probably used to these things.
>>724355598You ever pull a girl's hair because you like her?
>>724355338So is she just a normal human powered up by a stone or something? She looks smaller
>>724355841No.
>>724355001>>724355062>>724355338>you will never have thisHow do you cope?
>>724355879You missed out.
I can't stand Alanah Pearce. The rest of the cast is fine I just find her annoying and pretentious.
>>724355796>asthmatic whose power is activated by holding her breathNigga everyone's gonna know in 2 seconds.
>>724355880Damn Robert going straight for her ass.
>>724355880i want to eat her feces
I hate the fact that art is dead
Fujoshi lost
>>724354961Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Does invisigal rapidly go from invisible to visible when giving blowjobs since her invisibility is based on breath?
Isn't that the Matt mercer celeb dnd thing? What do they have to do with this?
>>724355914Her character is more or less a background character anyway. All the e celebs are. The main trio being Blonde Blazer, Invisigal and Robert are all voiced by actual VAs and in Robert's case he's voiced by Jesse from Breaking Bad.
>>724356072They provided funding and voice talent for the game.
>>724356071Wtf retarded shit is this?You think she ain't got no nose or something nigga?
>>724356072pretty sure half the cast of critical role is voice actors. its like a union within a union.
>>724353594Literally who the fuck are these people?
>>724356072Well, here they're voice acting.Also Adhoc's next game after Dispatch is apparently a Critical Role "Dispatch" game.
>>724356119She has a nosering so she can't breathe well through it.
>throws a fit for no reason
>>724356145>a Critical Role "Dispatch" gameNo fucking thanks.
>>724356145>Also Adhoc's next game after Dispatch is apparently a Critical Role "Dispatch" game.I don't get it. So is their next game just a sequel to dispatch?
>>724356140Apparently they're people you need to know otherwise the zoomers on /v/ call you underage.
>>724355361So are the creeps behind those weird dyke xitter accounts actually dykes or mentally ill men/trannies obsessed with fictional lesbians?
>>724356169>fucks up her job>gets mad at youwhat a cunt
>>724356163Nigger it's a septum piercing. It doesn't clog up her nostrils.
>>724353594I really want to know the thought process behind casting these type of people, it would completely ruin whatever character they're trying to build just because they want to be hip with the kids and cast their favourite celebrities. It rarely actually works long-term.
>>724356227Why not?
Not video games.Debump
>>724356205>So is their next game just a sequel to dispatch?Probably not, it's more likely to be more DnD related like what Critical Role is most known for.
>>724356145Are you sure you're not mixing things up?What news I saw is that Critical Role is doing a Dispatch one shot, not Adhoc doing a Critical Role Dispatch game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x_K6L0cxgU
>>724356243Charlie works as the bat thing, and I didn't even regognize that the leprachaun was supposed to be jacksepticeye. don't know who the efoid is and have nothing to say about her voice acting.
Did (you) play the telltale games back in the day?
>>724355598Enemies to lovers is so unfathomably kino it's unreal
>>724356243Cheap labor and free marketing. Aren't they all streamers? I'm sure they all streamed the game and told their followers to go buy it.>>724356347I could very well be. I don't really know anything.
>>724356313Pinch the bit of flesh in between your nostrils, then go breath and tell me how labored your breathing is, retard.
>>724353594>best female design goes to worst possible casting decisionFuck off fuck the devs fuck this piece of shit movie game
>>724356335So does mean the sequel isn't even a video game, but a D&D thing? >>724356319>We just know they're apparently making a game based on Critical Role, which I have never watched but I know it's a D&D campaignThat makes more sense, I hope they are not getting stuck vying for E-celebs like telltales did with licensing IP's.
>>724356243Probably being way cheaper than real talent while also giving free advertisingAside from the Critical role people the only real actor here is Aaron Paul, who i think does whatever he can nowadays
Who does this dialogue appeal to
>>724356424Huh, I figured that would fuck up the airflow more than it did.
>>724356319>hey're apparently making a game based on Critical RoleAs long as it's the first season, like the show. It's the only one I managed to get through.
>>724356374Well, alright then. If it works, then it works. I just think back to when youtubers did fucking anything and it was always horrible (Tobuscus in that shitty horror movie)
>>724356539Teenagers, which is their target audience.
>>724356005You don't know what a fujoshi is. Those are yurifags. Fujos like yaoi (guy x guy).
>>724356539plenty of developmentally stunted weed addicts I assume.
>>724353594Becuase Im not a brainwashed poltarded fag. Its probably awful but Ill judge it on its own merits instead of relying on some brain rot adjectives. Karlach was based with a good personality and existential The Death of Ivan Ilyich plot. If I listened to this boards dumbest I would have missed all that.That said good on OP for maybe being the first fag ever to accurately call millennial writers millennial writers.
>>724353594The e-celebs were surprisingly not bad, they are all minor side characters that have like 5 lines so far anyways. The writing is fun and the characters are actually funny.
>>724355598The bullying is the only thing stopping her from raping himhttps://youtube.com/shorts/wSMBcCh2qIU?si=dkkAMbQ6QNyAIwVF
>>724356243Same reason why animated films these days only use celeb vas.
>>724355118>>724355914Would you?
>>724356518Don't forget about Jeffrey Wright. Nigga's been in everything from James Bond to Batman.
He's LITERALLY me
>>724353594SO DON'T PLAY IT GOD DAMN
>>724356629I say play it, theres only a few characters who are cringe and I'm almost certain its completely on purpose. the main cast has strong characterization so far and are likable for the most part.
Is she a top or bottom?
>>724356243They probably don't get paid much and get free publicity with their audiences.
>>724356774They wrestle and do quicktime events for the top position, if robert fails then she tops. If she fails then he tops.
>>724356774power bottom
>>724356695for hours
>>724356629Mayanna Berrin the writer is 28. She could be Gen Z, definitely on the line.
>>724356774What did he say that was wrong here? She IS an impulsive retard and literally proves his point here.
>>724356539
>>724356774She seems too sensitive. She doesn't like it when daddy yells at her.
>>724356774Sonar was such a bro for invisigirl in this scene
You didn't have Robert snitch on his future wife did you anons?
>>724356742User score of 9.1 on metacritic. Looks like another contrarian thread.
>>724355118>>724356840What would you do if she was your gf?
>>724356695SHE OWES ME SEX
>>724356929>This guy's weird.
>>724356774ROB TANKED THAT
>>724356975Sell her to blacked dot com
>>724356941what point is snitching when both characters are superheroes without any physical enhancements.
>>724356697Honestly even looking at his face on imdb i've never seen anything hes inBut you got a chuckle out of me when i realised they made James Gordon black in the nuBatman
Wait a second I just realized. Sonar screeching like he did hurt Robert, how is the super hearing guy handling that?
Tax status?
>>724357058And Felix Leiter.
>>724356518Jeffrey Wright doesn't count? He killed it in The Batman.
>>724353594You guessed. /v/ is full of zoomers and e-celeb shit eaters.
>>724353594Because /v/ is full of casuals with the worst fucking taste on the internet, so yes, this board of shitskins is going to slurp up some capeshit crap with zero gameplay, since at this point any kijd of gameplay filters out these woman-tier turbo casuals.
>>724353594Why not use AI at this point?
>>724356929Did he cover both Robert and Invisigal by grinding coffee beans?
>>724353594>Why is this game becoming so popular and well-liked on /v/? It really stands for everything /v/ should hatepaid marketers. spam is a bannable offense btw
e-celeb voices are a good way to get me to avoid something
The rest are just regular ecelebs but Alanah Pearce is a scam artist grifter. She's just a female anti-Grummz. Why would you buy anything with her in it?
>>724353594And /v/ is home to fags with the videogame taste of a fucking woman.
The arcane sisters are going after our wifeAlso I think Rob looks closer to Viktor than VIsi to Vi lol
>>724357143>>724357145>/v/ is full ofGotta wait a little while longer before replying.
>>724357194It's baffling how she still gets jobs.Video game industry is one where you can fail upwards.
>>724357171yeah definetly didn't want the calirfornian man to snitch on invisigirl
Look, I’m just tired of hating everything on principle. What’s wrong with having fun?
>>724357247No doubt the same subhumans who unironically watched LoL fandiction are also eating up this millennial slop,
Why does she look at Robert like this?
>>724357315What fun is there on a piece of trash with no gameplay, millennial writing and ecelebs voicing it?
>>724356140One of them will likely be president someday.
>>724356774Talks big but turns into a kitten when in bed
>>724353594I never even heard of this crap
>>724353594This board is full of millennial shitters, that's all.
>>724357392it will be alanah. her constant failure upwards cannot be stopped.
>>724354848She has to be a nepobaby with deep connections cause I can't believe the shit that she does
>>724357194Because no one fucking cares about VAs or any of that other shit, they only care if the game is fun or not. That's it. Take your god damned religious wars masquerading as politics and shove it up your ass.
>>724357386I like seeing that I'm in the top 1% of players for the rts minigame and the plot is not immediately revolting like a lot of modern media.
>>724356225Both. Dykes are pretty mentally ill
>>724356774Adults paid for this shit btw
>>724357417This. Loves to cuddle.Meanwhile Blonde Blazer has a whole garage with toys she wants to shove up Robert's ass.
>>724357145>no no no i can't play this iTS NOT NEARLY HARDCORE ENOUGH>i'd lose the respect of my PEERS if they ever found out i played games for FUN for once
>>724357358>SEXOSEXOSEXOSEXSEEEXOSEXO
>>724357472People think Im kidding but we're going to be living in a future where some faggot like Mr. Beast will be running for president and tons of little zoomies who grew up on them will go out to vote. E-celebs have more pull than hollywood celebs and so on.
>>724357442Well now you have, bitch. Now what?
>>724357481Except this doesn't even count as a videogame, it's a VN written by a bunch of millennialsThis is the "gameplay">>724357538>>724357417Adult men discussing which character is more "hecking wholesome".
>>724356539Alright, i'm soldi won't pay 30 bucks for a movie but once all chapters are out and its 10 bucks i'm sure it'll be fun
>>724353594>game gets midly popular and liked on /v/>starts getting regular threads composed of people that played and liked the game and want to talk about it>schizos immediately gather to make hate threads and screech that it's a shill campaign and that the game is trashEvery fucking time, no matter the game. I guess we need more space for at least 10 more off-topic threads and softcore porn threads instead
>>724357646I don't remember asking you for your opinion, David "Swimmer".
>>724353594Why are there no tween girl characters in this game? Do they not want a wider audience? What happened to body diversity?
Hey /v/Clearly everyone in this thread actually played the video game that they are talking about. With that in mind, what is one part of the game so far that you wish had a different option to pick?
>>724357579This isn't a videogame, it's a movie, a movie written by a pack of wild millennials at that.You know, those pussies who slurped up those awful Marvel moviesand write turbo gay shit like Deltarune. And of course, no trace of gameplay.
>>724353660God of War's cuckbook*
>>724357072Taxation is theft, so Sonar is okay in my book.
>>724357692Try making threads about an actual game, not movies
>>724357750I’d have really liked an option that didn’t lead to Bobe getting punched in the face
I'm a millennial and I remember when voice acting was done by highly trained professionals with years of experience not some random youtubers that think they got a good voice because they spend all day talking to their viewers.
>>724356941This looks like a picture that got animated by AI
>>724357830it's a canon event bwo
>>724353594Obvious shills, you are one of them too
>>724356774What the fuck is this dialogue, whoever has written this shit must have only watched Marvel movies
>>724357750I saw an image of the characters pissing on the steam frontpage. Does that count as experience? I wish I had the option to have not seen that.
>>724357646Humanity has enjoyed stories of romance and "he's literally me fr fr" characters since the dawn of time, fren. We all want to be happy with someone that loves us, and stories allow people to live vicariously though such perfect relationships without the real life ugliness.
>>724353594You can tell this "game" was made by american millennials just from the horrible character design
>>724357315>game gets midly popular and liked on /v/I think it's being pushed everywhere now. Kind of feels like what happened to Arcane or that Cyberpunk show. I really hate all of these shows and their success unironically makes me seethe
>>724357750I wish dropping the poison fag off a building actually killed him.
>>724358067I play games for the gameplay.And I couldn't care less for something written by an American, much less an American millennial.
>>724357358She has never had a positive male role model in her life.
>>724357830Sometimes your woman will be mad at you no matter what you say.
>>724358252>MEN, we don’t know what we did!
>>724357750>>724353594You sound like an AI
>>724358232yea but i can fix her
>>724358325I can make her worse.
>>724358203Doesn't make what I'm saying any less true
>Oh look a superhero gamebut there's no gameplay>and you are just some normal cuck trying to shove yourself in their affairsFascinating idea.
>>724358382It does because millennials can't write for shit and they are a generation of autists who can't even figure out what men and women are, let alone romance.
What’s their endgame?
>>724358469>>724358382
>>724358540gato sexo
>>724358568>everyone loves romance self insert shit>no, that romance shit having atrocious writing doesn't affect itRetard
>>724357646Its a tv show with a fun series of minigames, yeah. Kinda wished there was an endless dispatch sidemode.Having a pretty good interactive tv show with interactive elements is good enough for me.
>>724356695>poo's sloppy secondsno
>>724353594Surprised the fat Chinese guy isn't on this
>>724353594>VN where you play as some rando who tries to get laid with a superhero and gets cuckedNo doubt the shitskin untermensch of this board must love it.
>>724358685And this is why even COD and FIFA only casuals are more respectable than nu/v/You fags have the worst taste in games on the internet, there's women out there who are less of a bunch of casuals than you
>>724358751Surprisingly high daily numbers. I'd think it would drop lower after the first day or two of an episode dropping then spike high the next week.
>>724357752Deltarune is zoomshit, faggot. Cant even get your buzzwords straight.
>>724358751Synthetic man lost again
>>724358751Thank god the world remains sane and VNs remain at the bottom
>>724358865It's made by a millennial, same as this crap.And they are both "games" with no gameplay centered on it's terrible millennial writing
>>724353660No, pretty sure that's God of War Ragnarok's accessibility consultant.
>>724353594/v/ hasn't had good taste for over a decade, Anon. Too many tourists and fags here now.
>>724353594>Dispatch is a superhero workplace comedy where choices matter>see writing team>all millennialsSo, millennial humor and capeshit.I rather kill myself than engage in this abomination, no doubt filled with faggotry,
>>724358941You have to understand. These terrible millennial writers desperately want to believe that zoomers like the shit they started forcing on them halfway through their childhood. Otherwise they can't justify their job as a 40 yo "youth expert" to their boss.
>>724353594>baldingMillennials have fuller heads of hair than every generation except alphas right now.I don't care about whatever trash game this thread is supposed to be about
>>724358821Eh, VNs have always been a thing and the debate over their nature as video games has been everlasting, especially here. No point in really splitting hairs beyond the fact i ran it off an exe file instead of a .mov. Enjoying some VN doesn't bar you from more intensive experiences, I regularly play nethack and theres barely a plot there.
>>724357750i think its fine for the most part, IMO the only one thats actual trash is the forced argument scene
https://youtu.be/RVwh7G7GZsY?si=x1dE77gVzX2ZAxrl
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TALK ABOUT IT NOT A GAMEyou faggots were jerking off Walking dead over a decade ago. None of you are true oldfags.
>>724359202Zoomers have fuller heads of hair according to nearly every image online and experience irl. Especially since they don't drink onions, unlike millennials who guzzle the stuff.
I want Blonde Blazer BLACKED
>>724359339>you faggots were jerking off Walking dead over a decade agoThis game is intentionally memoryholed here for a reason.
Those who are playing this game, where would you classify it on a TellTale scale from Wolf Among Us to Jurassic Park?
>>724359532Neck yourself rabbi.
This game needs a Vegeta-type character
>>724359568Walking Dead season 1
>>724355536>I've dropped gallons of quarters to this cutie baseSo did Dirk
>>724359707That good? Unironically?
>>724359325damn it's like i was on a mecha and lost it 2/3 times
>>724358540That's Shroud btw.
>>724359791unironically
>>724359565Nigga, there still are active Walking Dead threads here, these past months there have been quite a few
>>724359791So far they have recaptured the magic
>>724359624We call those Ow the Edge type around here.
>>724355598He makes her W E T
>>724353594Why have that gamergate bitch not just started an OF? Is she this hellbent on destroying video games as her legacy?
>>724355598SHE WANTS THE BIG DICK^2
>>724359374Hey, we all had an "older generation fucked me over" phase. You'll grow out of it.
>>724359859And they make every story better
>>724359856>Phenomaman is 100% other than the cape>That is why they coverd his lower half with an "H"Based
Who will be the “this fucking guy” of Dispatch?
>>724356652hot
>>724359856I am not swimming in that
>>724355598She planted the bomb on his Mecha-Man suit. She's the reason he got fucked up. If he can hate her, she won't have to deal with the guilt of knowing she hurt the city's most beloved hero. It makes sense in a way.
>>724359994Waterboy of course.
>>724356593And a ching chong to you too
>romance game>every character is an unlikeable cunt>they are all uggos drawn by californians>your character is a little bitchEmbarrassiny
>Everyone's stupid except for Sonar>Sends him to 1 (one!) mission>Immediately turns into a retardDumping points into Int for at least 2 characters
>>724360059Waterboy is so much better than that faggot its insane.
>>724359856>no big red titties for youI like this game buy fuck them for not having Malevola as an RI.
>>724359250There's no debate.VNs aren't videogames, period.
>>724360103>romance game>only 2 characters are romanceable???
fuaaaaaaak
>>724360146He just hasn't had a chance to make stupid decisions and kill you yet, give waterboy time.
>>724360165>VNs aren't videogamesI disagree
>>724353594This game is a really weird thing that apparently exists, I don't know why it was made or why people are playing it, but I also don't know why anyone would make a thread about it. Completely unremarkable normie slop.
>>724360146*throws up water all over your computer, frying it.*Yeah...
>>724360103>your character is a little bitchHe's not, he took a beating that hospitalized kick-ass. He can throw hands. He's just dead inside because he can't go kill people with his robot.
>>724360245Are you saying there are normies on /v/? How could this be possible?
>>724360176>>724360284
>>724360228Well yes, you nu/v/ casuals have reached the point where the mere presence of gameplay makes you recoil, so you need to slurp up crap like this or Deltatroon
>>724360165This >>724359740 is just as old as the first game considered to be a VN and has even less gameplay. By your retarded definition it's not a game either yet it'd been eating kids quarters all the way back in 1983.
>>724360245It's called shills.They spam threads endlessly for a week and then vanish overnight.
>>724360361Then it's not a game either.
>>724360245I tried it cause it had a demo and it convinced me it wasn't cringe dogshit on the level of dragon age veilguard, despite being piss baby easy. And I haven't played a telltale style game since walking dead season 2, until dawn, and detroit become human.
>>724356851She is, but she also genuinely thought she did a good job because the previous dispatchers for the Z-team treat them like fucking retarded children instead of having actual standards like a hero would so she's pissed about getting bitchslapped by the reality that she fucked up and hard. Hurts all the more because it's coming from someone she clearly looks up to and wants to like her
>>724357860I remember when voice acting WASNT done by professionals but random devs and people pulled off the street. It was bad but at least it was entertaining and not tryhard
>Only thing you can do is draw cards>No skill, only card RNG determines if you win or loseNot a game
>>724360515Except 40 years of its existence says you're retarded.
Can you guys stop taking the bait? Dispatch threads have been mostly fun til now
>Can't skip cutscenes>The dispatch sections aren't randomized, it's always the same sequence>Hacking is just wasd>QTEs don't affect anything>Failing the dispatches don't affect anything>Choices don't affect anything
>>724360165>debate immediately beginsWhat a fuckin toolbox lmao
/v/ subhumans love ecelebs though. “ecelebs bad” here means every other eceleb except the one i worship and defend
>>724360598Wrong, if you fuck up too much and don't spread the exp then your bad decisions will absolutely snowball as the episodes go on.
>>724360652A bunch of people who get their jollies from throwing shit around saw that these threads kept getting made and have decided to make this place their home for the time being. Sucks but there is literally nothing we can do about itOther than not taking the bait of course, but some anon's are addicted to it and will always take the bait.
>>724360652Yeah, we need to stick to hecking wholesome character discussion, sisters.If a "game's" discussion is centered on the plot it's a huge red flag
>>724360652There isn't anything else to really discuss until the 29th.
>>724360694What debate? No counterargument was given.
>>724360652We're entering the section where all the plot basically got talked to death and schizos are moving in. Gotta wait till wednesday
>>724353594>character is literally named punch upit's like the self-awareness became so overwhelming that it circled back around to just being pure agitprop
>>724360735No we just hate tranny magnets like this, Deltatroon or Danganronpa.
>>724360665i hope the stats shit actually matter at the end since its kinda cool gameplay gimmick
>>724360826You fags actually discuss a plot written by millennials?I almost feel bad for you.
>>724360849I think its just a play on words because the character is three feet tall and punches people
>>724360665I wish these games would actually live up to the illusion they portray, instead of playing themselves.
>>724360864>Chapter 6>Fight scene, instead of a quicktime event deciding what happens the game slows down and a the dot starts bouncing aroundCould be Kino
>>724360665Welcome to millennial "game" design.Just another bunch of failed movie directors polluting the videogame industry with their hackiness.
>>724360864It matters now, doesn't it?Stats increase your dudes parameters so that it covers more of the mission's shape, making it less likely to fail them.
>>724361032I think they mean in a narrative sense, not just a gameplay sense.
>>724361018La creatividad....
>>724361032well i can see it having like harder and harder challenges untill you got a impossible one, but if you get lucky you can pass it
>Oh, Bobert? Could you zip this up for me, please?
>>724361358>"There isn't a zipper."
>>724356074wish there'd be a dialogue option to say>nose ring theoryto piss her off
>>724361358>okay *cums on back*
>>724354961Asthma girl. Blonde is not bad but I like the bitch rude that can't breath.
>>724356410This.
>>724361358hnhghrgrh
>>724361358No.>Yawns it down and gets beaten to a pulp for attempted rape
This is some aggressive flirtation.
is the game actually worth the buy or should i just watch it on youtube
>>724361738Nah man, she isn't being flirtatious. Her gown just slipped is all
>>724361779Do whatever you want and stop requiring other people to validate your opinion.
>>724361779if you have to ask just watch it retard
>>724361738now drop it completely.
>>724361738This isn't in the game.
>>724361930I am not in the game either yet Robert is literally meExplain that one
>>724355361>vi arcane???
>>724361856https://files.catbox.moe/sdsig0.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/j2xc9a.webm
>>724362284Nice.
>>724362052
>>724362284what ai?
>>724358665Sounds like a (You) issue to be honest
https://youtu.be/QZkYXwB9_oQ?si=CbTAG-NQ5jUoj7iiIt looks like they’re adding more elements to the Dispatching from this point on. The teammates will try to sabotage each other or mission success will depend on how well the heroes get along
I think all they need to do, when all the episodes are said and done, is just add a never ending Dispatch mode that has more RNG elements. There is the actual game.
>>724353594meh, it sounds like a non-issue for someone who didn't make terminally online it's personally
>>724362284what do you use to make this
So is this just capeshit romance slim or does it have actual plot? Threads tell me the later
>>724363916>mc wants to avenge his father>gets ass beat by his father's killer to a point where avenging his death seems impossible>gets offered a job trying to rehabilitate villains in exchange for the company employing him fixing his big robot suit so he can go back to trying to avenge his fatherThat's the plot.
>>724363916It's an actual movie game but adult capeshit
>>724359856> Demon girl, ultra flat ivisibitch and pink haired kween
>>724356169I don't mind her throwing a fit. I do however mind her making waterboy's life harder. That shit is inexcusable.
>>724361358>You heard her Vizi.
>>724359202unc coping
>>724356225Yuri/lesbian fandom is always filled either mentally ill dyke or Incel Coomer
>>724354961neither
>>724355062Is this a screenshot from the game?
>>724354961>>724355062Didn't the blond one have a boyfriend?
>>724366735She has a boyfriend for the first two chapters. She was already planning on breaking up with him before meeting Robert. Also apparently they never even had sex due to alien compatibility problems.
>>724367048Where are you guys getting the new chapter scenes?
>>724353594The worst part of the game is the dispatch and hacking minigames. Mobilegame tier "puzzles" that waste your time just to stretch the runtime a bit longer, should be a skip option. Also "Eight" episodes my ass, this is four episodes worth of shit diced up into eight at most.
>>724353594why is this shit shilled so hard? steam charts prove nobodys playing the game but it gets spammed everywhere
>>724367923Think it's just cause the game still doesn't have that many weeks,but i'm sure we'll get more poc characters soon enough
>>724356941Are all scenes in this game just romance shit? Does it not have a story outside of that?No wonder they made the protag plain looking. This is Twilight but for men, so they self insert as the wooden plank and pretend two women are fighting for you.
>>724359791Nah it's just a dating sim. Only men who like it are underage and lonely.
>>724355062she already let you spit in her mouth, imagine what else she'll let you do with it.
>>724353594You forgot capeshit cuck ntr used goods western whores
Why do they keep saying Robert has a "dad bod" when he's a lanklet. It's like they wanted a Ted Kord but they didn't communicate that with the artist and got Peter Parker instread.
>>724355275At least Dragon's Lair was a cool movie game and it was a novel concept at the time. What sort of maladjusted loser wants a movie game about dating BPD hoes with capeshit powers AND more about gay drama rather than action?
>>724353594fucking dumpster fire
>>724368419There's barely any romantic implications outside of the first scene with BB
>>724360165Bring it up to the mods
What kind of comic books have you all been reading?
>>724353594>alanah pearceman that sucks, was my next game to play but now ill give it a hard pass
>>724369365Too many, its why i was intrested in this game.
>>724369365No comics books, but I have been reading Chronicles of the black company. Very good read.
>>724355167this style of animation looke like horse shit no matter what, i remember watching an iron man cartoon when i was a kid that looked like this and still thought it looked like ass. why do companies think this weird inbetween thing looks good?
I don't care about the cast or writing, i just want to see some animated tits
>>724353594remember when influencers were the "authentic" alternative to boomer tv? we've come full circle
>2 more episodes of Invisigirl being a total bitch to robbyfuaaaak
>>724360665>QTEs/cinematic makes no differencewhy did it have anything about success against toxic in the end stats?
>>724369976I loved armored adventures so it's just a matter of tastehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FQaXyAymTg>>724370280episode 4 is their first date
>>724353594They didn't play it, or they like someone who voice acts in it. My only guess.Demo and game Ep 1 and 2, are awful and generic.
>ywn have sex with Invisigirl so rough that she'll start flickering in and out of vision due to being choked so badlyWhy are we the gayest timeline
>>724353594The only e-celeb made game that I wishlisted or would potentially have any interest in. I don't follow the guy who's making it. Just check his dev logs every now and then. Didn't even know who he was when I added it to my list. Although I am still a little skeptical that their gay persona may be attached to it. But he advertised it like it played as a third person tactical stealth action game but in first person view. So that interested me because it's targeting a specific niche.
>>724369365Did they just blow up from a cannon?
>>724355280Do you jerk off at work?
>>724354961Im not a faggot so I pick blonde blazer like a perfectly normal and healthy person
>>724359856some people see these big thighs + gigaboobs and bright smile from blondie yet still pick the boneless adhd asthma tomboy lesbian forced to be hetero for the devs sex fantasy
>>724371168>lesbian forced to be heteroHow did you arrive to this conclusion?
>>724357476word on the street is she sucks grade A dick and is very easy.
>e-celebsI hope when the EBT chimpouts happens, these people are targeted and have their undeserved wealth stolen from them.
>>724371168you gay or something?
>>724353594>e whoresThis shit is targeted at zoomers you faggot.
>>724353660She didn't even write the cookbook, she was just on the "publishing team" after the whole thing was already finished. The real writer is a mom of three who actually cooks food and handled everything from the recipes to the photos and illustrations shown in the book.This is why Alanah Pearce needs to be blacklisted, she doesn't do anything but siphon credit and manipulate PR into making herself appear more talented and skilled than she actually is.
>>724371729Idk, if she’s still getting work in spite of it all then maybe she isn’t that bad and you’re just obsessed
>>724358158Both of those were great shows. Why did you dislike them?
>>724371814or maybe she's just sucking the right cocks
>>724358890Outside of /v/, no one is retarded enough to "play" a movie about gay retarded superhero personal drama.>>724360361Dragon's Lair has more gameplay than this absolute tripe. Even if it's simplistic, there is an element of reaction times mattering and the focus is choosing the right path and button press to get the sexy princess. This Disbitch shit is just for lonely dorks that put pussy on a pedestal. It's literally just a capeshit movie but in VN form. Not to mention the actual plot of DL is action-packed and filled with refined animation by fucking Don Bluth, not some Telltale garbage that only works for games like Sam n' Max or Bone. Like who actually goes and wants to watch capeshit for fucking lame, gay, bitchmade relationship drama? Literal women. People that like and play this game are fucking women. Don't even shit on Dragon's Lair like that, you fucking tasteless plebian bitch.
The millennial writing where almost nothing is allowed to land because they have to shove in a not at all funny aside every fucking line in the script is about as bad in this as they come. Just let people say what they're gonna say without a diatribe every two lines.
>>724372145This. I can't believe people praise the writing when it's one whedonism after another, mixed in with a bunch of swearing (because mature writing = profanity at the end of every sentence)
Aleanah looks like she gives amazing oral.
>>724360665I want to marry Maxine Gibson
>>724360665It's the one "game" that actively mocks you for buying it, because you could watch a let's play on youtube and have the same experience.
>>724357750Every single one so the choice you pick actually matters and changes story instead of being illusion of a choice.
How are people playing episodes past 2? Was there a leak?
aids
>>724372935I haven't played the game but as far as I have read in these threads, the game is fully finished but artificially locked within the files, so dataminers have just datamined everything.
>>724355276Based Phenomaman bro. PMan route please.
>>724371342i know this is a shoop but gyat
>>724355275The first of its kind and highest quality animation of its own genre
I'm so sick of YouTube and streamers, bros.
>this showhttps://youtu.be/Mi0gdLTgB68This nigga is not even pretending this slop is a videogame lmao
b-but the old black man keeps saying fuck so it's very adult, right?
>>724372973just leak the whole shit already holy cringerino
>>724372935There was a leak of all romance scenes, major choices, dialogues, and endings
>>724373061Me too. I'm gonna learn video editing and just expose these grifting faggots.
>>724373013WE FINNA SAVE PMAN
>>724353594superheroes looks so fucking dumb and lame, brobat guy in a suit is the most memorable, bet he is barely in the game and it's some teenage romance drama with father issues mostly
>>724372935A lot if not all the video scenes were included in the initial download, so they just need to be unlocked in order to play. Because of this data miners were able to get pretty much the entire game
>>724373272your cat is gay buddy
>>724369365
ENHANCE?!
>>724372975>>724373192>>724373342Damn, well so much for being able to discuss what has happened and will happen between episode releases.
Not firing coupe but I feel bad because sonar is also a bro to invisibitch :(
Visigawds won again
>>724374126Homo
>>72437412699% of the people that voted are dykes who watched fagtubers and twitchoes play it
>>724374623>fancy egg gaming>dykeswhatever lilbro
If you're going to ESL and rage about this game removing your steam chart thread at least find something reasonable to shit on like the retarded episodic release date despite the game already being finished instead of "capeslop"
go to fucking sleep faggotsgoodnight
>>724353594>faggots from Ubisoft and Telltale, headquarter in LAwhat a surprise
What's with all the narrative of Invisigirl being a lesbian? Is it the haircut? Have you been mindbroken so badly over the years that you can't accept straight women having short hair now?
>>724373871>Coupe is hot and VA has massive tits and I spent my bonus rank up on her>But Sonar is a bro that covered for our argument with InvisigalWtf bros I got duped into a hard choice
>>724372935No one is>Someone on the dev team or outsourced leaked a few upcoming cutscenes>And the devs fucked up and didnt encrypt or remove all the localization and choice videos from future episodes
>>724375238They look at her overall getup and all they can think of is brown Vi from Arcane.
>>724354848You see the thing is that nobody likes Anthony Burch. Not even his peers, only secretly they don't like him. Not being Anthony Burch was always a great motivator for curing depression.
>>724375238Dispatch has some connection to Critical Role, which is infamous for being insanely woke and most of the characters being at minimum bisexual if not some extra levels of trans/polyqueer bullshit As a result, its insane fanbase comes over to Dispatch and sees a straight woman and genuinely cant comprehend it
Why is Invisigal's skin brown?
>>724376039makes my dick hard
>>724376039When a tribeswoman and a conquistador love each other very much...
After playing the first 2 chapters I definitely feel like I wasted my money.
>>724355498Dickless alien apparently
>>724353594This has the same energy as shitty animated movies casting celebs for the sake of marketing
Do game studios really think people see e-celeb voice actors and lose their shit like real movies casting Ryan Gosling? I would much rather that budget go into making each episode not extremely fucking short than have moist fag say nipple titty
>>724376529Critikal did it for almost no money according to him at least, not sure if the others asked for massive checks
Please stop shilling this game.
>>724353594is there a mega for this game?i dont want to give money to these voice actors and would like to pirate
>>724376529>Do game studios really think people see e-celeb voice actors and lose their shit like real movies casting Ryan Gosling?Unfortunately they do.
>>724355338>he doesn’t want to date a saiyan girl Low test, I’m afraid
>>724376582It's not a game and your choices don't matter.Watch it on youtube.
>>724355167>>724355880>into the spider verse low framerate styled animationYeah no, fuck off. I'm not playing this fucking dogshit.Stop doing this piece of shit to try and be quirky and stand out in a "stylistic" fashion. It's not great and I fucking hate having to look at it.
>Straight white male lead with aryan love interest>No gays or trannies>/v/ hates itHow do you save this board?
>>724376747You can't just make shit up.
>>724376747I always wonder why devs make the most generic cookie cutter love interests in vidya. It must be for chuds like you
Are these fucking AI posts? What are you people even talking about?
>>724356169>She likes you from the start>Wants to brag about her mission with your favorite donut>Get lectured>Autism>????>Donut in your puter
>>724376697That skank is nothing like Famine
>>724376910dispatch
This writing is so bad where do they keep finding these people? The Batman game they made was great and it was one of the last games the team created. Dialogue and characters felt natural. Perfect voice actors.Did those retard autists at Critical Role really have so much creative input that we have to deal with dogshit unfunny quips every two seconds, scenarios straight out of some middle school fanfiction from a B tier anime, and having awful Youtuber voice actors for free advertising to bring in the zoomers?The literal only thing going for it is the art style and that's it.
>>724377040I think Aaron Paul does a great job
>>724377040Batman was fucking dogshit.
>>724377040At least with aaron paul's delivery of his lines, his quips come out as cynicism instead of whedonism.
>>724377087>>724377157All of the voice acting talent can't save the shitty writing the poor actors are forced to regurgitate
>>724355536For me it's Eve
>>724377121Even if you found Batman shit, it's leagues ahead of whatever the fuck you would call Episode 1's writing.
>>724377308it's bland at worstyour autistic hatred of it is completely unwarranted
>>724377620The first five minutes alone from the acid lackey in the apartment to the warehouse was fucking embarrassing.And that's half the episode
>>724353692>This is quite literally the first Dispatch thread I've seen
>>724377956I don't get bothered by crude humor, nor do I get annoyed by jokes that fall flat. What matters to me is that they kept a consistent tone and had a relatable protagonist.
>>724353594Yeah. Millennials truely were the worst generation.
>>724376529I care very little about actors or celebrities, if anything I feel casting familiar faces has lost is effect thanks to social media destroying the image of the entire industry.As for jewtubers, the image of them doing anything professionally goes against their image as an every day guy or gal that people can relate to, it just looks weird.I would like to see talented newcomers picked by real casting that social media bullshit.
>>724353594>Alanah PearceI will now play and goon to your game
>>724373014her pups are pretty gud, wish she'd do only fans instead of virtua signal on twitter
>>724355361HmmOk keep this up and I might pirate it when all the episodes come out. Might still be ruined later.
>>724379329she has had a titjob for years. like many whores she has been getting steadily bogged and I for one do not like it
>>724353594>alanah(dating a jeet) pearcei will not buy your "game"
>>724354961i want to fuck that sign post
>>724355062sigh... add her to the list
>>724379617calm down bro it's not that deep
Genuine question for the people that hate the millennial writing : which generational group are you? Are you boomers, zoomers, or self loathing millennials?
Not interested if you can't fuck the bat.
>>7243802933 writers, 1 is a zoomer, 1 is millenial, and I couldn't find an exact age on the last guy.
>>724380293Ancient. I only read my romantic visual novels in stone engravings
>>724380993You do your people proud, Lax Testikles. One would think the advanced technology of the modern computer would be confounding for a people who have yet to understand the concept of paper, yet here you are posting on 4chan.
>>724380293you have to be a self loathing millennial to think that their style of writing it awful?
>>724381463You'd have to be self loathing to find a writing style that's existed since at least 80s action flicks containing wise guys (where millennials would still be in diapers rather than have the jobs to write them) and attribute it to your generation just because some millennial found mild success aping it for his capeshit movies.
>>724381463Millennial writing is the bottom of the barrel in regards to what the generation produces. It's the product of people without talent or vision aping things that were popular when they were young viewed through the lens of post-ironic culture.If you're a millennial and don't hate "millennial writing" you have shit taste.
>butthurt broccolihead trying to throw around millenial like an insult
>>724381593comparing 80s style to current style is kind of a silly comparison, how many shows from the 80s and current year have you watched to even have this opinion. i dont remember swearing that was just used as a vocal filler in those shows.>>724381753yeah you should hate the majority of it but i dont get the self loathing part, recognising something is shit shouldnt matter to what generation you are a part of
>>724381753>Millennial writing isMade up bullshit.
>>724381593>just because some millennial found mild success aping it for his capeshit movies.The person you think off most likely isnt a millenial
>>724353594People their age aren't watching those faggots. Blame their subscribers: zoomers.
>>724355880>>724355167>>724355338it got leaked? i thought it was ai for a secwhy the fuck is my captcha like this?
>>724381817>i dont remember swearing that was just used as a vocal filler in those shows.Brother what? Scarface drops 196 instances of the word fuck to cover everything from actual anger to just talking shit between two or more people.
>>724382056Chunks of data are in the files and stuff like the scripting, some scenes, etc are in the code.>why the fuck is my captcha like this?They're adding more gimmicks.Remember, the ones with scroll bars didn't exist before either and we're already used to those.
>>724382105right so a gangster film is the same as a comedy film or any other genre and should be treated as the same then.Yes there are some examples but it was not the norm, whereas now it is.
Describe Millennial Writing in 10 words
>>724381817>i dont get the self loathing partIt's a useful label for the post-ironic quippy dogshit where nothing is ever serious and everything has to be undercut by or be a big, shitty joke.I don't see it as self loathing at all. There's no point getting butthurt about it. I didn't write this garbage.>>724381864>Made up bullshit.Isn't everything? I may have implied in my original post that this was a purely millennial thing, but we're not the first to do it. We're certainly carrying the fucking torch though.Most millennials wouldn't've been old enough to be working in the writing rooms of any major productions when this shit really kicked off.
>>724382263>nothing is ever serious and everything has to be undercut by or be a big, shitty jokeMCU writing, most notably James Gunn's writing.
>>724382263>There's no point getting butthurt about it.the thing is im genuinely not, i was seriously wondering how hating shit writing made someone self loathing
>>724353594Its quite simple. The userbase has had enough yof you retards using this board as a dumping ground for your mental illness where the chuds and the trannies uses games as a platform to censor what games are and aren't allowed to be talked about. You tried that eith BG3, Alan wake 2..in fact every major release these past few years have been spammed with "buy an ad?" or "woke? WOKE!" until people just found other places to talk about games, even the shitty ones. Now you come here with your garbage AI generated headlines and wonder..."Why don't people like us anymore". Because nobody liked you ever, you were just annoying,the only people agreeing were the discord bots.You are bot some grand heroes fighting the good fight for the helpless, you are the people destroying the boardNow about the game. I really enjoyed the content available. The bar scene was really funny, mc seems like a person with his head on his shoulders. I never believed for a second the blonde wws not baiting, its clear that critical role had something to do in this game because the gameplay part is really basic and entertaining. I liked waterboy and i can't wait to see where the story goes.
>>724382392You need to go back to school then, retard.I explained the usage of the term self loathing in >>724381593Millennials didn't invent it, and yet if you're a millennial and are calling the writing style as such while hating it, then what the fuck else can that be perceived as?I'm not even saying that the writing isn't shit. I'm saying why the fuck are you doing going about and claiming atrocious shit that was made even before your time as "your style"?
>>724382392I meant that I don't give a fuck what people call it because I didn't have a part in creating the stuff it's used to label.Every single generation that ever exists is going to cop shit from other generations, future and present. If "millennial writing" is the great ill attributed to my generation I think we're getting off relatively light.
>>724353594>Why is this game becoming so popular and well-liked on /v/?it isn't
>>724368419>twilight for menThat would be a upgrade to whatever the fuck the current story is
This Is The Police was better
>>724382773fuck off chud
>>724371814>obsessedBut she keeps getting cast in shit despite being caught lying and stealing credit multiple times? You don't find that strange?
>>724382924I don't give enough of a shit about that person to know that she "keeps getting cast in shit despite being caught lying and stealing credit multiple times". Thats obsessed weirdo behavior. Hell, I don't even know who she is.
Like the game a lot. Hyped up for episode 3. I don’t like the hacking though. There are much better games to copy from in this aspect, like Human Revolution.
>>724383025So you're just talking out of your ass, got it
>>724383070Sounds more like you're the one talking out your ass making all these claims that this literal who does such and such shit. There's a chance you could be telling the truth, but I don't really give enough of a shit to find that out.
>>724353594Western VA's are basically all shit so hiring ecelebs is functionally no different than hiring "professional" voice actors.
>>724383246Sure thing Alanah
>>724382773Did you side with the old mafia or the new age thugs during the gang war?
>>724383298More or less true, for America. The Brit theatre people they got to do Elden Ring were great.
>>724383070Talk this out your ass*shoots you with shotgun*
>>724376945Haven't read chainsawman after makima died, what's been happening? Heard quality of the story went downhill
>>724383380This Is The Police 2 shows that it doesn't matter
>>724362284tits too small
>>724383449I never played the second game, kept hearing that it was not as good as the first. Sucks that the choices didn't carry over but truthfully that is to be expected.
I NEED Blonde Blazer's ass on my face
>>724383410>*dodges bullets and runs super quickly up to you and holds my black katania up to your face*What did you say to me, punk?Tsk, kids these days... no respects.
>>724355338Blonde blazer? more like bleached bitch>>724355598daddy issues
>>724383553>black katania>kataniaNo one gives a shit about you shoving a negress up people's faces Jamal.
>>724353594>God, I want to run Alanah Pearcem through.
>>724383553>black katanialel
>>724383246you don't care, which is why you've replied a half dozen times deflecting for her
>>724383809>which is why you've replied a half dozen times deflecting for herYour mistake is thinking I'm the same anon as all the past ones you were replying to and not a new one who just jumped into the reply chain.That's obsessive behavior anon. Get help.
>>724356695you'd be gay not to anon
>>724383553*it was a hologram*
>>724377956Toxic is the absolute worst part of the game. I get this is meant to be intentional so that you feel good when you or one of your team do eventually take him out, but they laid it on way too thick with him. Way too annoying, but they've also gave him borderline OP resilience and powers which means either it's going to be a long drawn out fight with him when he does go down, or someone beats him in a comically easy way and Robert will look weak in hindsight.
>>724384613>implying he wont die for using super-roids like every other weakling that uses boosters
>>724383710post MOAR of her, anons
>>724383848nta but nice try faggotat least try to change the format of your pozts before making some bold claimsand don't forget to take your meds
>>724385482I guess we're at an impasse then retard.This is the only thing that I can use to prove what I'm saying but a faggot like you will just say it's edited or that I'm using 4chanx so we're not really getting anywhere with that, are we?
So when is ep 3 and 4 coming out tomorrow
>>724353594this game is gonna be so hilarious once they get cancelled or outed as sex pests or something else
>>7243859499:00 am PDT
The party is over. Time to banana split out of my club!
>>724386559Can you post the poop rat?
>>724387130
