LOL!
>>724357989Dude on left should be trans if he's a real Sonic fan
>>724357989Is there like a gooner equivalent of creepypasta but like coomerpasta where instead of the game being haunted and fucked up and evil it actively tries to get you to cum
>>724357989It blows my mind when I watch adults play Sonic Adventure 2 for the first time today and they keep eating shit and losing their character. I definitely don't remember having any trouble controlling Sonic as a kid. I don't really get what it is they struggle with that I somehow didn't. Maybe I did fuck up a lot and I was just more forgiving of it, like I just thought games were like that?
>>724357998mucho texto lol
>>724359282SA2 has fantastic controls. I think the modern basedlenial and zoomerfaggot is just completely fucking retarded and used to games that play themselves with no failure state.
>>724357998no one in history has ever read this meme
>>724358714>My copy of mario 64 is haunted>By a succubus>All the goombas keep trying to have sex with menone of the priests believe me
>>724357989Games would be better if every female character showed her boobs
>>724357998Who makes shit like this? Why is Shirou there? Why that literalwho? Why is the background so busy?This is like shit I'd see on /x/ but far less entertaining.
>>724357989why is he a fucking reptile lmao
>>724357998i didn't register this as back-and-forth dialogue so i just started reading the middle
>>724358714I remember reading a DBZ creepypasta once that was just the Goku and Vegeta fusion raping every single female character before getting killed
>>724359496redditors epicly raiding
>>724357989>I am silly
>>724357989ARMPITTA
>>724358714That sounds funny.
This but unironically
>>724358714My copy of Mario sold to my by a mysterious hooker suddenly turned the N64 on its own and the goombas with hyper realistic pussies wanted to fuck me
>>724357998tl;dr
>>724358714I need this to exist
>>724358714Not a game but the Monogatari series kind of feels like this at times. The sexy scenes are very sudden and all shot just as well and professionally as the rest of the show. I've used this sort of term to describe it before, it is truly great. I also remember a specific doujin like this but forget the name.
>>724357989i appreciate Rogue levels more as an adult than when i was a kid, the music is great.
>>724359967Agreed. All of the music is great. The games are great. Zoomoids hating on SA1 and 2 will never cease to baffle me. I blame Egoraptor.
>>724358714>be horny curious kid>angle camera to look at Rouge's boobies>she starts teasing me and trying to get me to jerk off
