everyones talking about the new numbers go up indies...
what do you think the M in FOTM stands for
It's a niche title that went mainstream for a period because it is so good. It wasn't a fad
>>724361806I'm playing it right now. There isn't much to talk about though. I just hate The Needle, I finally beat it by cheating with the Burglar Joker.
>>724361849uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mommy...?
>>724361806retard>>724361849fpbp
>>724362185>Flavor of the mommyBased I love fotm now
FOT2Y
>>724361806I am playing it, great game I beated 3 decks on gold stakes already 13 more to go.
>>724361806What is this game even about? I've seen actual gameplay and I can't even discern what the fuck is the objective.
>>724363536numbers go big by playing poker combos
No GOG No buy
>>724361806>Why isn't this FOTM FOTMING anymore?I stopped playing it because I didn't want to burn out before the promised content update. But then the content update kept getting delayed. I'm still confident I'll great fun with it whenever it does drop. But until then I'm playing other games. Tabulo is also looking very promising.
>>724363536Play poker hands to beat a set score. Joker cards modify your score based on rules unique to the joker. Planet cards increase the base score formula for a given poker hand. Tarot cards modify playing cards, increase their value, copy them with another card, or delete the card entirely based on the tarot. Vouchers are a per run permanent boost to a specific area of the game based on the voucher. You are able to buy cards in the shop after every blind with money earned from winning blinds. Money can also be earned with each hand you didn't play, through interest by holding at least $5 to earn $1 for every $5 you have up to $25, or through specific joker or playing card interactions.Got it?
>>724363536>and I can't even discern what the fuck is the objectiveHave you ever played a Panel de Pon or Tetris Attack clone where you match colored tiles, then more tiles drop down to make more matches, and then you orgasm because you got lucky and hit the crazy x10 multiplier bonus? That's basically Balatro. It's a poker game where you're trying to based face because you got a crazy high score from card plays.
I'm like halfway through beating all decks on gold stake. This is a good relaxing do a couple of runs per night if you feel like it sort of game, though build variety and some of the joker balance does feel quite lopsided. I hope we can get that big update soon.
>>724361806Number goes up can only entertain you for so long.Specially if the achievements are retarded.
>>724361806Update delayed by a year, no new collab skins either.
>>724364306So? Game is fine as it is. And would you be inclined to work on your accidental masterpiece when it already made you a millionaire?
>>724364393worked for the vampire survivor guy
>>724361806it was massively popular for almost 2 years. I'd say that's pretty good.
>>724363536It's just a dopamine generator. Click some cards and look at number go super high with flashy effects. Pure midwitcore
>>724363671https://www.gog.com/dreamlist/game/balatro
>>724361806it's been more than a month, retard
>>724364393well if I couldn't make it in time I wouldn't have given an update window in the first place, just say "I'm working on new stuff for the game and it'll be out when it's out"
>>724361806I just beat the Golden Needle challenge a little bit ago.
It's a fad, the game is boring and its luck based. Then when you get the best build and you break the game thats it, there's nothing else to the game. It's fun for 2 hours.These type of games, card games don't last forever.Inscryption has better gameplay and more artistically styled game IMOGo play hearthstone or something if you want strategy card game
>>724365379>having to get thousands of people to upvote some corpo greedy fuck company to do something to get them to put in a 300mb indie game on their games library and serversLMAO. Meanwhile pirates get to archive it for free in 1 minute.
Got back into this recently and I can't beat Ante 12 for the life of me. How the fuck do people do it? Is there a hand + deck combo I should be using? Shit's hard, man.
>Start playing game>Game kind of sucks, but lots of stuff is unlocking to make game more fun>Finally have tools and strategies you need to win>The stuff you still need to unlock requires you to play stupid, often causing you to lose without making any progress...and that's when you'll probably quit playing the FOTM.
>>724366293Do high hands or pairs nigga
>>724361806That 2025 update is looking a little 2026 bros..
>>724367187Very few unlocks require this (brainstorm, and empty voucher come to mind). Rest come through regular playEven 'stupid play' is meaningless once you actually understand the game and get to easily sac money or just a hand while still winning the ante/handFaggot
>>724364693What games do you play?
>>724364693We should start calling these sort of games dopamine generators. that's all they arenumbers go bigflashy effectscheap quick roundscalling them roguelikes are dishonest
>>724366103it's not gog that's the greedy corpo (tho, they're a corpo, so it is what it is), it's whichever giant corp that has the rights to each game title that needs thousands of buyers ready to let gog use the rights to make a gog-based program to offer to paying customers.
It's a niche game with a niche fanbase. If you took the time to search Balatro on YouTube/Twitch, you would see that there are people still playing/streaming it religiously with still sizable viewership.
Hello, I hate the nigger vessel
>>724366103You only get to play it on modern systems if someone is maintaining it to even work on them, retard. Giving GOG financial incentive to do it is a positive even for piratefags.