splatoon 4 needs to shake things to somehow2 being very similar to 1 was okay3 being essentially the same thing again is pushing it
I just want to fuck the squids. Add a mechanic where the winning team gets to rape the losers.
I fucking love splatzugakis
>>724364301It's time for Squid Moms.
It's not Splatoon 4. But I'm very excited for Raiders, whatever it is. But it looks like it'll be a different experience. So they are experimenting with Splatoon. Makes me kind of hopeful for Splatoon 4 too but we'll see I suppose.
>>724364301god I hate the games but I love the squids/v/ told me game was good but it's a shitty pvp shooter with worst controller aim ever and bad weapon balance
>>724368959lol filtered
>>724364301>noooo, an iterative sequelshut up idiot
post butts
>>724372757pre butts
3 didn't innovate too much, but it's kind of hard to go back to not having the roll and other QoL things. I'd like 4 to keep the good shit and cut out the shit that made 3 somewhat sad to follow over the course of its life.
>>724374157A woomy would've been better
>>724375038Respectfully disagree.
>>724375342Disrespectful agree
>>724376208Now that sounds right, but...
splatoon thread are dead...
I will forever respect the fact that they just straight up said "yeah these characters are kids" and then just gave them gigantic asses (compared to their body size)
>>724380802Based horny devs
>>72436430130 million people just bought pokemon. spitoon could crash to desktop every 35 seconds and melt the voltage regulator in your switch and you retards would go out and buy another copy the next day
>>724364370fpbp
rather fuck octos
>>724364301I want the original developers to work on 43 was made by the B-Team and it showsSplatoon went from a series I loved with 1 and 2 to a game I actually fucking hate with 3Too many changes for the worse. They sucked all the fun and joy out of Splatoon so they could try to make it "competitive". Fuck you niggers, Turf War doesn't need balancing, it doesn't need matchmaking, it was ALWAYS a hyper casual free for all mode.But no, in 3 it's pretty much another ranked mode with teams. Niggers. They ruined this game for solo players.
>>724364370Wasn't there a gacha with that kinda mechanic? Players ended up fielding nothing but men to protect their waifus
Will they go 4-way this time? When will it end?
>>724368959>worst controller aim ever and bad weapon balanceno you're just disabled, it's ok they have aim assist on ps5 and xbox
>>724364301You didn't play 3 did you.
what do you think raiders will be like? it's my most anticipated switch 2 game
>>724364301I want to impregnate bratty squids!
Things I'd like to see in the next game:>more maps in rotations>new game modes>allow for layered clothing>more things to interact with in the designated plaza>some more shit to do in player lobbies>create a lobby system where you can interact with people in real time like play mini games and shit>introduce some unique turf war variants during Splatfests instead of just changing the skybox to nightSomething I noticed is that I stuck around less and less for each Splatoon to the point halfway through 2 and all of 3's run I only did Splatfests. It's not that the game's are bad either, but things like limited map rotation and there's no deviations from the core gameplay made me lose interest in continuous play. I partially blame all the years I spent in TF2, a shooter where you don't necessarily have to play stock maps all day and can find any other creative or stupid ways to spend your time like dodgeball, randomizer, arena. I'm not saying Splatoon has to do exactly all of that, but even spicing up Turf Wars could be fun, and I never touch comp because that's a level of sweat I'll never understand in shooters.
I'd rather marry cute octos with lewd bodies.
>>724387578>but even spicing up Turf Wars could be funimagine if splatfest made it so every rotation a random challenge would be activated
>>724364301Kill the splatoon series, it just takes away resources for the next animal crossing game
>>724368959>worst controller aim everSplatoon literally has the best controller aim because it's designed around gyro and doesn't even have aimbot as an option like every other shooter.
>>724388443Not to mention, nice stabilizers too. When I play foamstars and I use someone with a weapon you have to spam the trigger for, the camera shakes wildly - doesn't happen in Splatoon even on brushes
I think we need to get through Splatoon Raiders first.
I wouldn't mind something like a 7-10 minute BTB variant of Turf War with large maps and an 8v8 configuration.
Splatoon 4 will have insane character customization. You can even play as adult, curvaceous inklings and octolings!
what if there's a separate mode in 4 where you can play as individual characters with their own abilitieslike agent 8 with pearl drone, or octavio who can summon his mech etc
>>724389023Wish the DLC was a bit better, but it was worth it for her gigantic ass.
>>724389584I like the DLC. I don't think it's bad at all. But what really, really frustrates me about the DLC is the potential. Like if the DLC just had 30% more content, it would be way, way more than 30% better. If you get what I'm saying. Like the game would exponentially improve by just having more to it. The pieces fit together really, really well. It's just relatively content light. And if the DLC had a lot more content, I might have played it as much as I played Hades or something. It's really satisfying to play and the progression is engaging too.
>>724388051>new mode: take over>it's turf war but on massive maps>rounds are 7 minutes>teams of 8 got 16 players total>Half way through you get a bonus challenge that gives you a broken weapon temporarily like a rapid fire rainmaker
Maybe use the joy con mouse to aim
>>724390142I think the DLC shows the understanding of a roguelite as far as general structure, but missed how the best ones appeal because you get "broken" things on both sides.The weapons don't get chips that make them behave in unnatural ways like changing how they fundamentally work instead of just fire rate or ink consumption.The bosses don't have an alternate version for higher difficulty runs.Stage variety usually results in you knowing how to do some within seconds.Overall it's fun but you're finished one run there isn't any surprises.
>>724368959>shitty pvp shooterit's a 4v4 strategy game on crackpick the right weapon, and your engagement with the shooting system can be boiled down to as little as "press [delete opponent] button when you condition them into making a mistake"- for example, dynamo will do that>worst controller aim everlaugh at this stickfagthough dynamo will help with that issue too
More realistic liquid physics? Might be asking for too much, if you want the game to hold a framerate.
>>724364301The problem with Splatoon is that it's hard to expand on its core system without giving you more abilities to skip the system entirely. It's kind of similar to fighting games in that regard, the more shit you layer on top the more ways to skip neutral there are, go too far and you get kusoge like DBFZ that are only fun if you find keys jingled in front of your face fun; but on the other hand, reverting from super-powered kusoge back to a fundamentals-heavy game more often than not fails because the average player is already too used to "press button to win engagement" and gets frustrated when he has to work for things again.Keeping it low profile and focusing on balance without escalating the power level any more (it's already approaching kusoge levels desu) is the best they can do. Do the Smash Bros, Smash expanded outwards instead of up.
They should've just made 3 for thr Switch 2. Hyping up having three teams and then it ends up being two teams of two players combined is a fucking joke.
>>7243643011 is the only good one. It's time to wrap this shit "series" up.
Splatoon 4 is actually a Shiver dating sim with fully animated sex scenes.
>>724392297this is what your mother said after having you, her second child
>>724392421The trailer makes it look like you're stranded on an island.Not like there's much else to do.
Splatsune Miku
>>724392421>wearing black thigh highs on a tropical islandimagine the smell
