NEVER KILL YOURSELF
Why is there a bowl full of water and ice in it? Are you out of cups
That is such a sad looking pizza
>>724364514you never had ice soup before?
>>724364462that pizza looks so bad I might kill myself
>>724364514He's out of money
>tendie can't afford real pizza, eats dominoes slop>ice water in a bowl
>>724364514>>724364557>>724364605>>724364726I STILL MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU
>>724364726ITS NOT EVEN DOMINOS ITS LIL CESARS
>>724364462500+ seething replies guaranteed
uh oh, snoys are going to fucking LOSE IT>Captcha:S00YY
>>724364808you probably don't, but if you do, I'd still be happier than you even as a hobo on a railroad
post yfw you skipped the Wii U and got a Switch but are now skipping the Switch 2
>>724364462enjoy your paperweight in a month
>>724364808>I-I *chews cardboard pizza crust* still m-make *ladles some ice soup into his gullet* more money *cries into ice soup* than you!!!
>>724364842Kys
>>724364514Jews don't want you to find out about the arctic cereal
>>724364462that's a small ass 'za i could eat about 3 of them plus garlic bread and a 2 litre pepsi
>>724364918I skipped everything after the 3DS. Was a perfect handheld
I kinda want to buy a used Switch Lite for travel and other stuff
>>724364557Little Ceasars tastes so good when you don't got a bitch in ya ear tellin you it's nasty
>>724364462based
>>724364462pizza hut pan pizza used to be one of the greatest things on this planet 15 years ago. i'm forever mad i'll never get to have one ever again. this piece of shit in your pic is not pizza hut pan pizza, it's a fucking abomination
>>724364726Dominos is the best pizza chain by far
>>724364462I MUST CONSOOOOOM
>>724364462I'm genuinely going to kill myself before the end of the yearMaterial possessions are pointless to me, life has decided that I'm not allowed to have any of the things I want and none of those things can be bought with money, so I'm just going to end itI don't have any friends or family so no one's going to notice anyways
>>724364462why are you like this ?
Looks pretty tasty. I haven't eaten a pizza in many months, might have to get some sloppa soon.
>>724365067You're a fucking faggot
>>724364462That pizza look ass, but the water is obviously well prepared.
>>724364973I had that pretzel crust pizza and damn that shit was nastyhow can we make the salty cheese, salty cheese sauce, and salty cured meat even saltier? douse the entire pizza in pretzel salt
>>724364462>those ugly pegi ratings on the boxes>pizza looks like pure slopGod being European must be pure suffering.
>>724365789unless you're literally homeless on the street, you're a huge pussy. even the homeless don't talk like that. just be a good person and try to make other people happy when you can. that's all you gotta do brother.
>>724364918i skipped the switch but i'll get a switch 2
>>724364973>some faggot posted a shitty opinion on social media, better parrot it because he validated me
>>724364462>One of my best friends killed himself>He was a big gooner and liked games but got into heavy (real) drug abuse (not like you faggots with weed and alcohol and cigarettes)>Last night I was on /gif/ on the AI gen threads and saw realistic sexy videos of the mom from Malcolm in the Middle which he would have lovedNever kill yourself, frens.
>>724364462Okay.
>>724364918>Skipped the Wii UAhahahahahahaha
>>724365147It's the worst by far, at least in my country.
>>724366204I actually like fresh Little Caesar's and yeah the pretzel crust pizza was shit. The gross ass nacho cheese sauce and cheddar cheese for the topping ruined it.
>>724364918Love my switch but im getting bored of it, maybe its the lack of friends both irl and online to properly enjoy it....still play it from time on time before going to sleep.
Please never kill yourself, as it will result in eternal damnation.
>>724366407thanks for beta testing those proto-Switch games. awfully kind of you as a die-hard tendie
>>724364514absinthe
>>724366132Suckin dick tastes so good when you don't got a bitch in ya ear tellin you it's nasty
>>724364462I will kill myself just to spite you
>>724364462Okay I won't.
>>724366510>Proto switch games>Literally just Wii U gamesThat's now what proto means.Ahahahahhahahaah he didn't get to experience the REAL versions of Captain Toad, 3D World, and Pikmin 3 with the gamepad!
>>724366489are you fucking serious
>>724364462>paying extra for a M on a SD cardwhy do people do this?you don't even need to buy sketchy items like MadCatz gamecube memory cards anymore
>>724365789Hear me out.You need to identify what you really want in life and pursue it with all your heart. I'll give you two examplesMy friend>former incel>lived at home with his parents>jobless>suicidalHe realized he wanted a wife more than anything. He became a gymcel and married a beautiful 22 yo blonde babe. He got a job, and moved out into a comfy house. His depression cleared right up and he is genuinely happy nowAnother friend>former incel>lived alone in a shitty rundown apartment>worked a soulless corporate job where he made good money but worked such insane hours that he became miserable as his life was spent in front of a computer screen>lots of childhood trauma that would send him into deep depressions for weeks at a time where he would become suicidalHe saved up every dollar for about 5 years and moved to a different country with enough saved up to neet for a few decades. He has a GF now also and is no longer miserableIf you are on the verge of doing it, just negotiate one more day. And then negotiate another day. If you are REALLY in the dumps you should do something crazy. Like sell your belongings, take out some cash and book a ticket to Japan or something.
>>724366587Please do not kill yourself.You will not go to Heaven.You will make the worst mistake ever if you kill yourself.Please stay with us.
>>724364964didn't even season that shit
>>724366638Are you retarded?
>>724366489>>724366668Based. If you commit suicide, the "people" who hate you win. If nothing else, live and succeed to spite them.
>>724364462I certainly won't.
>>724364726College dominos are editable, if you put bacon and jalapenos on them like god intended.
>>724366618About which part of my post?I have had a Nintendo Switch 2 since October 2nd, and I do believe that suicide is a one-way ticket to eternity in hell.
/x/ is leaking again
>>724366668the devil wants you in this world too, untill you achieve your perfection
>>724366730>If you commit suicide, the "people" who hate you win.What if the only person that hates that person is themself? Do they "win"?
>>724366892no because they don't live to see their enemies die
>>724366638It has to be micro SD EXPRESS. Not just a regular micro SD. Go ahead and look up the prices for those.
>>724364462WHy does that pizza look so bad? This image made me more depressed than before I looked at it
Nah, once my mother dies I'll be heading out too. I don't hate the world or anything, I just don't want to be here.
>>724364562kek
>>724366892No matter who you are, there are godless demons who hate you for being born and want you to suffer and die
>>724364842little caesars is good
>>724366945no one wants to be here. you don't see any one else in here being a bitch about it (except that one other bitch)
>>724366945Don't. At least try to live for yourself before doing something so final.Also, you can find meaning in helping others. Even if its feeding a feral dog or something.
>>724364808>little ceasers>bowl of ice waterI highly doubt that.
>>724366638That's not a microSD Express card though.Ironically, Nintendo's is the cheapest one on the market.
>>724364462
>>724364462this nigga eatin ice soup KEK
>>724367179Anyone have the "your bottle of piss... nigger" edit?
Don't kill yourself. Live long enough to see Nintendo die.
>>724367273We actually don't have very long left.According to The Two Witnesses, Jesus should be back by 2028.Here's hoping I get to experience the next 3D Mario before then.
>>724367053The silver lining of schizophrenia must be that someone somewhere always cares about what you're doing. Even if it's in a negative way.
>>724367375can he expedite that
>>724367375https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_4bp8bBNVw
>>724364462I think I can handle that
>>724367479I don't know.The Two Witnesses were on hiatus for 10 months because satan was messing with time.
>>724367130>feeding a feral dog or something.Dying and feeding feral dogs are not always mutually exclusive, mind
>>724367273Sony, Nintendo, and Microsoft will all probably outlive everyone itt but by that time exclusive games may not be a thing anymore and they'll just be software developers/publishers, yes even Nintendo.
>>724366730But Canada told me the opposite. Who do I trust?? I'm going insaaaaaane.
>>724367802my boi. didn't know he could do that.don't give anyone any money anon
>>724364605It's Little Caesars, so yeah
>>724364462Is that a bowl of ice water?
>>724364726Dominos is pretty good IMO it’s better than little ceasers pizza, and is a much better value than round table. Round table doesnt even taste much better and if you’re going to eat pizza there is no sense in trying to dress it up as something fancy or healthier than it is. Dominos just works.
>>724367828No no, not "even Nintendo".As not-as-powerful as the Switch 2 is, it still has something amazing to offer the gaming industry, and that is a cinematic 3D Mario adventure.
this nigga eating a bowl of ice cubes
I want to die but there's no foolproof painless way that doesn't require money
>>724368079Do not kill yourself.You will go to hell if you do.It is not worth it.
>>724367169this is like reverse PS Vita
>>724368136Fuck off jew
>>724368079Breath helium.
>>724368174>foolproof>painless >that doesn't require money/v/ showing their reading comprehension skills off today.
Nice products, faggotDid your BVLL buy it for you?
>>724368170I am most certainly not.I pray spiritual fire on you, so that you are motivated to stay alive.In the name of Jesus.
>>724364462>no screen protector>trash shitty fast food pizza, orange box so thats for sure little Ceasars >absinthe or water in a bowlYeah checks out. Looks worse than it actually is OP
>>724364462A shitty toy tablet for kids, some shitty games, an overpriced SD card, and an unhealthy piece of garbage. All to be consumed by a retarded lardass like OP. Kill yourself
>>724364462Why do you have a fucking bowl of ice? What the fuck?
>>724368170Kike detected
>>724368283The only reason to continue living is to work until you die while expectations continue to rise without compensation for additional expectations.
>>724368365i THINK they might be one of those people that has to scoop the oil off the pizza
>>724368382>I'm not the jew trying to keep you enslaved, you are!
>>724364842Lil' Caesar is peak you pseud.
>>724364605>>724364726pizza elitism is so weirdlike most pizza is goodthere's definitely better pizza than others but like at worst the big chains are like 7/10it's hard as hell to fuck up pizzavideo game pizza
>>724368045>>724367216>>724364562>Have you ever been hungry? With only ice soup to eat for months? >Why are we different? Because you nobles deprive us of our right to live!
>>724368450>>I'm not the jew trying to keep you enslaved, you are!Silence Kike demon. Jesus is king.
>>724368423>i THINK they might be one of those people that has to scoop the oil off the pizzaWhat the fuck?What kind of autism is that? And if you need to wipe off oil just use a fucking tissue or something? Is he putting his pizza into the fucking bowl or something?
>>724366174best looking thing in the picture by far
>>724368568If he's a king then we're worthless peasants only suitable for cheap labor
>>724368570i dont think that anon is correct. judging by the spoon, he seems to be one of those retards that eat ice cubes for the texture
>>724368570i assume he takes the cold spoon to congeal the oil
>>724364462Make sure to eat real food like eggs and chickens and fruits smoothies, those vitamins will keep you
>>724368671>If he's a king then we're worthless peasants only suitable for cheap labor
>>724364462too late already dying from soi + cringe overdose
>>724364726dominoes might be mid I'm not sure but instinct and experience with their rivals makes me suspect low end but I haven't the confidence to say either waybesides the rest of that shit is $800 and I spent more than that on uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>724368798not an argument. live by the word but not for ANY king
>>724368570>Is he putting his pizza into the fucking bowl or something?Yes
>>724368896rent anywhere, at a minimum
>>724364462>NEVER KILL YOURSELFI'd 100% kill myself if I could be excited by a Shitch 2 with the worst Mario Kart ever.
>>724368985You don't own one + you've never played it + you're brown LMAO
>>724368985yeah well it doesn't take much for then
>>724368985Please remove yourself from this thread.
>>724368924Your fat angsty 12 year old atheist takes aren't worth debating, go shove a banana up your ass like your hero
>>724364514I think it's meant to be for washing your hands after eating pizzaRestaurants do it with chicken wings and a bowl of water and lemons so I can see a faggy leftist doing the same at home
>>724369053>>724369053oh now i'm convinced. i'm sure you are making your papa proud but grow a spine
>>724364462Inefficient use of money, you should have bought green tea and a PC for laptop for emulation, anime, and reading instead.
>>724364462good advice anon, too bad youll want to kill yourself after playing mario kart world
>>724364842grim
>>724365067The standard pizza is ass but the deep dish well done is great
>>724364726Pizza is still slop food you fat fuck, you're not a patrician just because some boomer jew overcharges you for a "real" pizza at a local place.
>>724369039>yeah well it doesn't take much for thenWhat did you even hope that this meant, brownoid?
>>724364462Looks like a good time OP, enjoy.
>>724366554facts
>someone makes a comedic image macro emphasizing the little caesars and ice soup, taking the piss out of how expensive things are getting>LOL POOR DO TENDIES REALLY IMAGINE UNIRONICALLY EATING LITTLE CAESARS WHAT IS THAT BOWL WITH WATER AND ICE?How do you miss the point of the post this badly? Are you guys indians or bots?
>>724369201that the guns already in your mouth so the circumstances don't really matter
>>724368560t. chattle
>The Pauline III Theoristyou should seek medical help
>>724364462Why? I wouldnt mind dying.
>>724369252we're just pontificating the ramifications of paying for low quality pizza that's interspersed with a bowl of ice in water. not to mention the nin10yearold paraphernalia in short: it's bants
>>724369138You aren't worth convincing, retard. You are trying to tell others to kill themselves unironically. You are a dogshit human and are genuinely an irredeemable piece of shit kike. You don't deserve a debate, you only deserve ridicule you fat worthless little faggot.
>>724366204I enjoyed le crust de pretzel.
>>724364462>can afford Nintendo's overpriced kiddy toys>stull buys cheap ass nasty pizzaWhat the actual fuck? No one buys Dominos and Little Ceaser if they can get better. Those are last minute, no better alternative choices.
>>724364462DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DOWHATEVAI DO WHAT I WANT
>>724369102But why the spoon, then?
>incredibly mid console driven by FOMO>awful follow up to MK8 with already dead online>decent DK game but not really enough to justify a Switch 2 on its own>mediocre pizza>ice water out of a fucking bowlIf this was the deciding factor between continuing to live and suicide, I'd probably just kill myself.
>>724368965nice touch with the varicose veins
>>724369459or why would you wash your hands with cold water unless you lived in hell
How good is fentanyl if you're virgin to opiates?
>>724364462>NEVER KILL YOURSELFPREACH KING, SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACKBut seriously though, please don't kill yourselves, don't let your haters use your death to pretend how good of a person they are and how much they cared, outlive and be happier than your haters, make them seethe in this life and the next.
>>724364726Pizza hut bros where we @
>>724368168It's about the same price, actually
>>724369454Like 99% of the country can't get better, mate. I was shocked when I moved, tried to find a good local pizza spot. Went on google maps, every place had at least one review comparing it to Little Caesar's. As a NYC native, I thought to myself "what kind of bullshit baseline is this?"Here I am, three years later in this hell, and I get it. Little Caesar's is legitimately the best pizza that's not a 40+ minute drive away.
>>724369102>everything I don't like is leftist
>>724364462too late, don't come to /v/ tomorrow
>>724364910You don't sound happy. Infact you picked a fight over an oldfag meme just now because it was related to a company you hate, because you aren't happy.
>>724369679antifas tongue my anus
>>724369743You're really not doing yourself any favors by making all nintendo haters look like pedophiles.
>>724369759would you even notice with your face in billionaires ass
>>724369759I'm sure the president of antifa is enraged by your post
>>724369847>>724369856lol you mad ?
>1 hour 41 minutesSure why notAnyone pretty much give up on take out entirely? I'm about to heat up some sausage and chicken orzo I made yesterday. I've pretty much got like 10 recipes that are super fast to make in bulk and I'll rotate through a couple of them to feed myself. Theres almost always 3+ days of cooked food in the fridge. Only place I go out to eat now is this placehttps://youtu.be/6iE1m8M0zmwAnd only rarely
>>724369916No not really
>>724369546Doctors will sometimes give people a very small dose as a painkiller, but actually doing fentanyl as a street drug is for hardcore heroin junkies with super high tolerances.
>>724369985Have a (You)
>>724364462>can't digest milky products>bloat like a baloon>everything from teeth to nails itches like hell>literally everything tasty humanity ever cooked is milk and cheese
>>724368553You don't know shit about Pizza if you're not from Connecticut. Also fuck New York.
Reminder that video game consoles are an overpriced luxury product that you should not purchase. Nintendo could simply release these old, ugly, low effort games on PC for 20$ a pop
>>724370094Like 90% of my cooking knowledge is chef john and budgetbyteshttps://youtu.be/ZL2zcbmmKYwIt's worth it dood, just drop take out. Imagine eating shitty dominoes when it takes like 1 hour to feed yourself for a week.
>>724365789I ain't gonna talk down or lecture you anon, but if you do it I wish you luck on your astral voyage, and hope it takes you to sunnier shores.
>>724370141its kinda just that the cattle industry was subsidized for the longest time.but sorry, best option is to learn to cook
>>724366651>just go out and get a well paying job, a nice house and a beautiful wife :)I can't tell if you're actually trying to help or if this is a really well written troll post.
>>724365789People will tell you you're making a mistake, and maybe they are right. If you are making this decision out of symptoms generated from depression, and haven't sought treatment and haven't tried to get better, you need to try that stuff first. On the other hand, there's a point where trying different things and executing an effort just doesn't work. I'm a mentally ill guy who works on MAID in Canada, and I think about this stuff all the time. I'm not even depressed now, but some of the things I went through were not worth going through. Get treatment and develop better habits if you haven't tried. After that, I dunno.
>>724370297Nobody will ever ask so I suppose you just have to compulsively explain. You freaks really are annoying.
>>724370415Stop eating take out and playing bad games, de-goysloppify your life. When you actually make things yourself maybe you'll feel a little less like a suicidal loser, and maybe some day you'll make threads and posts that aren't shitty and boring
>>724365789cheat code is surrender to Jesus
>>724368980I own my home and property tax is basically rent lmao rent everywhere you can if you're able until you find a place you want to spend a chunk of your life in, like 15+ years when you're set up, then a home is a good consider if you have a job and stuffnot like I have that
>>724364726Better than a retard who makes a poorfag home made meme pizza
>>724364462>bingtendo 2 with two non-gamesTHAT DOES ITIM ENDING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>724364462That's way too little pepperoni, what the fuck lmao
>>724364514Its for cooling yourself off from the pizza sweats
snoys seething
>>724366651>just get gfFuck you
>>724364462Congratulations, shill. You got me to order a pizza tonight. I was going to make quesadillas, but seeing that image ignited lazyness in me, and now I'm willing to pay a premium to have shit food delivered to me. Well done, Rohan! Please be careful not to step on anything when visiting the designated shitting street today.
>>724364462>Europoorthat's a valid reason to kill yourself
>>724369985What other recipes do you recommend? I've been learning how to cook recently and need some suggestions that are fast and easy.
>>724364462What is the bowl of ice water for? I HAVE TO KNOW. It even has a spoon in it. Are you going to eat the ice?
>>724367474This picture made me play through xenogearsThe typo really ties it all together, what an absolute ride of a gameIf anyone is reading this and putting off xenogears, take this as a sign to get to it
>>724364808You don't own a cup and you're stooping to eating Little Caesar's. You have no position to flex from. You are poor and you wasted what little money you had on a shit console with no games.
>>724369847>billionaires assnintendo are billionaires...
>>724365789unironically turn to religion before you die
Eating delivery pizza between the hours of 12AM-7PM is life. Wagies seethe.
>>724364462I like how the least amount of money was spent on the "basic" necessities.
dear oh dear
>>724365789>life has decided that I'm not allowed to have any of the things I wantNothing was handed to any of us, "life" isn't hunting you any more than it is hunting all of us. Quit feeling sorry for yourself and get some hope, brush it all off like it's nothing and get up
pizza hut>
>>724368965mmm, neo-kobe pizza
>>724368560>>724369373>>724364635l i t t l e m o n e y
>>724370871>Orecchiette with Sausage and Broccolihttps://www.onceuponachef.com/recipes/orecchiette-sausage-broccoli.html>Pesto Chicken Pastahttps://www.budgetbytes.com/one-pot-creamy-pesto-chicken-pasta/>Greek Turkey Burgershttps://www.skinnytaste.com/greek-turkey-burgers/>Soba with Edamamehttps://www.macrostax.com/recipes/soba-noodle-meal-prep-bowls/>Homemade Tomato Sauce (for pasta with a protein like sausage)https://f52.co/2nBBDOT Other easy braindead things:>Meatloaf>Baked Tilapia/Salmon (you can buy bags of frozen fillets where they are all individually vacuum sealed and flash frozen)>Pierogies>Baked Chicken Thighs>Pretty much any stew or soup>Asparagus is a pretty easy veggie to just bake or pan fry and have it be good as a side, spinach is good and you can just dump it in a saucepan and have it ready in 30 seconds>boxed vigo paella + an andouille sausage>Buying a cooked rotisserie chicken and breaking it down for a few days of sandwiches which costs like half the price of lunch meatAlso, as a tip, NEVER buy broth, always use bouillon.
Listen, boys! If you want to kill yourself without feeling any pain, then just burn charcoals while you're inside of a vehicle! The carbon monoxide will just make you go to sleep and you'll never wake up!
>>724370472>Stop eating take outI had to because everything is so fucking expensive now thanks to orange retard putting tariffs on fucking everything. I'm broke but managing pretty well. On the plus side, I learned how easy it is to make legit mexican and thai food and I've been saving tons of money.
>>724371580>>Stop eating take out>I had to because everything is so fucking expensiveThe eternal brokie. Get your bands up
>>724371580>everything is so fucking expensive nowIt costs $3 for 2lbs of bone-in chicken thighs.
>>724364462keep it 55th
>>724364462who eats slop like this its time to get lean
>>724371580I stopped eating take out before the pandemic to save money. You're just a stupid tard that orange hilter had to teach you to stop wasting your money.
>>724364514>>724364562>>724364635>>724364808>>724364985>>724366539>>724369102>>724370646
>>724371498This all sounds like boring garbage compared to just getting some KFC or Mcdonalds delivered. Cooking itself sounds miserable and boring. No thanks.
>>724364462I designed a shirt that said something similar for a band. Helped boost their career literally tenfoldSo, I wholeheartedly agreeWORSE YET TO COME
>>724364562I'm more of an icewich kind of guy
>>7243717102lb of bone-in chicken thighs is $12 where I'm at, fuck you
>>724371926Putting the ice in water would make it melt more quickly, and those blocks are too large to be the remnants of a bowl of ice. Also no drink present.
>>724371926no one does thatit just waters down your drink
>>724364842The fact that you recognized it is worse.
>>724372140There's just no way
>>724372140What about chicken quarters? They should be less than $1/pound
>>724365789You're just depressed, we are naturally enclined to enjoy just existing, we wouldn't have 8 billion people out there otherwise. Take vitamins, take some sunlight, exercise a bit and you will notice some improvement. You could be a case where this wouldn't fix your mood, but the vast majority of people just need proper nutrition and exercise to feel better.
>>724364918i bought a wiiu so i can play wii games in bed. It's comfy now that the games are dirt cheap.
>>724369679unironically yes
>>724364462>ACKy kong>Sloppio KartkekAt least wait for some good games, Jesus
>>724372274Some drinks are too fizzy, water helps with that a bit, you just have to drink it when it's not too diluted
>>724365789but you wont be able to have sex when you're dead retared
>>724372284ok I'm sorry, I lied a bit. >>724372306Chicken quarters are about $4.50/lb
>>724365789Nigga just take a walk in nature. You're probably like a fucking caged rat in your room all day
>>724371669>>724371889Good morning, saar
>>724371710>anime poster is fucking retardedI'm shocked.
>>724364462NEVER KILL YOURSELF(Pizza© will do it for ya!)
>>724366638Which Is the best card for the switch 2?
>>724372614>kgWhat the fuck
>>724372913>kgProbably some stupid fucking Indian trying to shitpost and demoralize people on this Mongolian washing machine imageboard.
I cannot believe someone is stupid enough to blow their money on takeout and then bitch about the price of groceries. When I lost my job in the final quarter of 2020 I limited takeout to once a week at most. Some days I was living off of corn flour bannocks and grape jelly but I was at least honest with myself whenever I splurged.
>>724373079Nobody asked
>>724364462that's not bad at all nintendo bro
>>724373184So you know I'm right but just don't want to admit it. Good to know.
>>724373184I fucked your dad in the ass, he loved it
>>724369480>bananza so kino that even epik cynical contrarians call it decentwowie!
>>724372386What games do you play?
>>724364462House is too clean and nice, theres no way this guy doesnt have money after buying the new toy. Fuck your mexican pizza
>>724364462Honestly if I spent hundreds on a Switch 2 I might throw myself off a bridge given the current state of the thing. Fucking pitiful
>>724370393>really well written troll post.anon, there is nothing well written about it, it is simply a troll post. it is extremely evident with the fact his incel friend solved all his problems by going to the gym.
I played World and Bananza. They were fun for a while but thats it, shit lets you feeling empty
>>724371926ok but why do you need an ice bowl can't you just keep your ice in the freezer?
>>724368553>like most pizza is goodexcept for pizza hut. i threw that shit in the trash.
>>724373079I cannot believe someone is stupid enough to not limit takeout completely when they're piss poor and somehow manage to stroke themselves on /v/ about it
That pizza looks like death. I can literally buy frozen pizza that looks better than that.
>>724367169I got the 512 GB SanDisk one for around $100 even in Yuropooristan so that 256GB price is out of whack. The Lexar 1TB is 2-3 times more expensive here though.
>>724373280good ones
>>724373715Good talk.
>>724373781Thanks
is this the official gaming is healing thread?
>>724372412holy shit, geriatric anon can sip a soda
>>724371839WAAAAAA
>>724365789This anon put it well. >>724370298 I wish you all the best, anon.
That's not water and that's not ice cubes. It looks like cum.
>>724372117lol Suzi fucked you over and you’re not a real artist you schizo weirdo
>>724369194Eurocuck seething at superior Amerikino grub
>>724364726>"""real pizza"""lol wut
>>724365045>usedHave you seen what people do with their handheld devices?
>>724364842Do they even have Caesars in India? Is it on a designated shitting street?
I just got Xenoblade X and RDR for the Switch 2 but I can't play them for the next 2 weeks, should have delayed the delivery date
>>724364462brown tard
EH, WHY NOT ??t. Borat Sagdiyev.
>>724364462>switch 2
>>724365789no onions, no peppers, no sausage with fennel, no mushrooms, no crunch, no fun or flavors, undercooked as shitweak ass bong pizza for a babby palate
>>724376530Poor lol
>>724364462How did nintendo do it bros?
>>724376857Ok (not really).
>I see nintendo and start seethingThat bad huh?
>>724377020they coasted off the success of N64 until the Wii came out and then captured the non-gamer audience. Now everyone and their grandma knows who Mario is
Ice cube water taste a whole lot better when you aint got a bitch in yo ear telling yo you're poor
>>724377483Why did nintendo sue Pocket pair?
>>724377921What's the answer?
>>724377484>N64SNES was widely more successful, but what really carried Nintendo back then was gameboy color
>>724364726>this pizza poser can't tell the difference between a domino's and a little cc's
>>724364462So, what is the verdict on the Switch 2 pro controller? Ive got a switch 1 pro controller and it works okay. It started drifting to the right but I opened it up and cleaned it and now it works again.
>>724372135ice witches are the hottest
>>724370646kek
>>724364462Anon, by posting this pic you just created 20 school shooters
>>724378781Lol
>>724378781Why are they even mad?Are they all poorfags jealous of the guy?
>>724378781>parasite in top leftthat part was crazy, homeboy had a stankface like getting rich girl soles right up in his face was a punishment
>>724380480Giwtwm
>>724378853yeah basically, all the guy does on his account from a quick glance, is just buy games nonstop for the switch 2 kek
>>724364462Nice, cold pizza because you had to present it in such a shitty way.
>>724380850Bold of you to assume they even intended to eat it and didn't just order it for the sake of a photo.
>>724364514so faggots like you leave a comment instead of just scrolling by the mundane and normal image
>>724364462creepy pizza
>>724378781To be fair, lilal85855 is a nigger who lives on welfare, so I can sympathize with everyone calling for his head on a pike.
>>724368553>like most pizza is goodEdible, not good. It's hard to fuck up a pizza to point of inedibility, but pizzas are quite often so average you're thinking you could be eating anything else and probably enjoy it more, so why bother. That happens with local places more often than chains before you find THE local place.
>>724364842oh no no no no
ALWAYS KILL YOURSELF
>>724365789I wholly encourage this attitude. This world would be better off without most people here.Not me though, I'm a delight
>>724364462>>724382567WELL WHICH IS IT
>>724366638>>724367169>people shat on sony for forcing people to use their shitty special sd cards>nintendo does the exact same thing and nobody bats an eye
>>724366325a picture or a real world reference reinforces a point far more than just text posted by an opponent
Aww shiiit, i'm doin it.I'm ordering pizza, classic pepperonayy with extra tomato saauusce.Have a good day everyone, try to do something enjoyable.
>>724366204I'm yuropean so I dont know the crimes American fast food chains commit but my favourite pizza is with capers, olives and sardines aka a salt lick with cheeseSalty pizza is GOAT
>>724364462is that your spit bowl?
>>724364514Why did no one answer this, the image is fucking weird as fuck.
>>724366204git gud, pretzel salt on the bottom of a pizza is great
>>724383285because its a fucking mystery
>>724364514That's what you dip your slice into
>cold waterenjoy your sore throatfor me, it's warm drinks
>>724370393>>724373326You two have defeatist mindsets and that's why you are sad. Yes going to the gym and becoming non disgusting will improve not only your depression but also increase your chances of finding a girl
>>724381731Buying ZA isnt normal or mundaneIts mental illness. Its on the same level as some shitty PS1/PS2 movie game and im not taliing Spiderman quality more like Rugrats or Monsters Inc
>>724364842How the fuck do you know?THere's no logo on the box, you know pizza boxes by heart, you fat fuck?
>>724364514It's homemade ice cream
Alright everyone, chill.
>>724372282I've never had LC and recognized it from the box color.
>>724364462I turn 40 in January and I've pretty much made up my mind to end it at the end of January. No family and friends. Body is an out of shape mess. All I do is work and go home. I don't feel good or happy anymore and there is no point. It's die by suicide in January alone at 40 or die from natural causes alone at 70 or something. There is no difference because there is nothing on the horizon would make a difference between dying now or later. The only reason I am waiting until January isn't even my birthday and mark of turning 40. It's just to not cause a burden because some work contracts of mine end then and would cause the least disturbance.
>>724387403Go to Japan and bang some whores instead
>>724387460I've banged whores. I've been to Japan. I don't see why either of those would make me want to continue.
>>724364514It's actually yoghurt, it just looks like ice water
>>724387591>translucent yoghurtAGI is really is upon us.
>>724386867nta but the box is orange and that's all the info you need
>>724364462if i woke up and i suddenly was a tendie goycattle freak, i'd kill myself immediately
>>724387403You sound like a retarded fag. I don't think I'll ever be able to comprehend depression. Oh, you're bored and everything feels worthless? Just go do something else, then? If you really have to kill yourself, at least do something funny first, like kill a politician/corpo.
>>724388039>Oh you are incapable of getting joy from anything no matter what you try to do? Just go do something else then!>Oh you're depressed and sick of living? That must mean you are a monster who has no problem with murdering someone! That surely must be so funny and worthwhile for you to do, you wanna die anyway right so surely you want and care about going on a killing spree?
>>724388212No wonder you're so alone. Well, at least we won't be seeing you for much longer.
>>724388143You don't want to be friends with bald people?
>>724365789I'm not going to tell you some motivational bs, but remember this: there's no guarantee that what awaits you at the other side is better than what you have right now.
>>724371926motherfucker just get a stanley or yeti wtf are you even doing manalso stanley vs yeti? i prefer the latter
>>724388313There isn't even a guarantee of another side existing.
>>724388286You're the psycho who talks about murdering others and is incapable of understanding how a fix for not being able to find enjoyment in anything is "just go do something fun"I'm not even suicidal or the one who made the original post, but i have had depression and knows how it is to be in that state, you truly don't know how it is unless you've been there and you are clearly underage or have no emotional capacity or life experience. Depression isn't about feeling sad or bored
>>724365789>life has decided that I'm not allowed to have any of the things I wantWhat's up
>>724387591That AI needs to touch grass
>>724366668killing himself just resets his playthrough man what the fuck are you on about you newfag
>>724372135that's one spicy sandwich
>>724366668you have failed to consider that animal livestock (like nintendo fans) doesn't go to heaven
>>724382603ALWAYS KILL OTHERSTHEN YOURSELF
>>724388451>you truly don't know how it is unless you've been thereI said that in my first post, retard.Being depressed is like being a tranny. You can go "b-but muh mental health!" and "therapy is really helping me make sense of the world!", but everyone else thinks you're a fucking leper. I consider you to be on a lower plane of existence at best, because you are somehow incapable of controlling your own mind, which is the same thing as saying you don't have any free will.
>>724364462>ice water on the side in preparation for a Sloppy Glacier Pizzayeah... i'm thinkin' kino
>>724366204you do realize their goal is to kill you rightif they kill you, then you cant eat pizza from their competitors
>>724364462>Someone else has the knowledge of Ice SoupNoice.
???
>>724364462I bought the mario kart world bundle so I didn't get the physical case for the game. Part of me wishes I got the non-bundled version but I also don't regret saving some cash getting the bundle
>>724386048Rugrats Studio Tour wasn't that bad, my father gifted it to me and it was surprisingly fun.
>>724390507Poor doggie :(
>>724364462I am in constant pain and can't afford even a single beer.Fuck you.
>ps vita was a commercial failure due in part of its proprietary memory card>okay when nintendo does itGrr
>>724390872OK this bait got me
>>724390872It's not a proprietary card tho. It's commercially available elsewhere. The PSP memory cards ONLY work in the PSP/Vita.
>>724390958What's the point of buying the Mario SD Card
>>724367098Taking control of your own existence is far from being a bitch.Impotently clinging to a life you are guaranteed to lose is significantly more cowardly and pathetic.
>>724391039Huh?
>>724364462nigga no one outside the US can afford to buy a pizza, a whole ass console with a controller and an SD card, and with two games for it just to "cheer themselves up"
>>724391093>Taking control of your own existenceThat would be living.Killing yourself is letting go of control.
>>724367375>>724367479>>724367802>>724367915Just 2000 more years and we'll all magically be saved from this horrendously awful existence by the guy who made it.
>>724391269Anyone with a 9-5 can do this.
>>724372135Looks crunchy.
>>724391325>just 2000 more yearsI don't think the bible says he's coming back in the year 4000.
>>724391384>tfw rapture was in 1995
>>724364462mamma mia that's the worst pizza I've ever seen
>>724365789Get some sun, bro.
>>724368568
>>724365789>Material possessions are pointless>I'm going to kill myself because I can't have themLOLLMFAO
>>724377020Remember when this pic was posted here every day? And nowdays you bary see it posted anymore. We lost the fight.
>>724391760clearly what he wants isn't material retard
>>724370909ugh, fine. I stopped like 10 hours in last time.
>>724392058So why did he say he'd kill himself, over not being "allowed" material goods?
>>724364514to prevent the bull's balls from overheating
This shit is a Twitter repost
>>724364462>>724364726>these are the people calling everyone poorfags
>>724392170he said none of the thing he wants can be bought with money retard, read it again. I assume it's love or some experiences he missed out on and can never have them now.
>>724392236So what's he killing himself over? Be specific.Sounds like he's upset mommy won't buy him a new iPhone or something,
>>724392293how the fuck should I know? He literally said it's not due to material possessions retard
>>724392338>He literally said it's not due to material possessionsQuote the exact part of the post, should be easy.
>MY CORPOSLOP PIZZA PLACE IS BETTERNothe best pizza comes from that shady place you are 100% sure is a money laundering front
>>724392383>Material possessions are pointless to me, life has decided that I'm not allowed to have any of the things I want and none of those things can be bought with money, so I'm just going to end it>none of those things can be bought with moneyDid you even read the post you retard
>>724392475>"He literally said it's not due to material possessions"It literally doesn't say that in your quote, or the post.Thanks for confirming this fact.
>>724371086Because these are the fagtendies calling you a poorfag for not buying a shittier version of the steam deck with a locked down ecosystem and toddler level games.
>>724392575Why would you compare it to the Steam Deck tho
>>724372135my favorite bri'ish cuisine
>>724364808>I STILL MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOUYou're taxed paid the SSI that paid for my $4000 PC while I don't work at all. So, I feel like I'm coming out on top here.
>>724392783Based af
I have come to the conclusion that I am tired of pizza. I think I've eaten it too often.
>>724364462But I really want to
>>724392542>t. illiterate favella monkey
>>724370237>American pizzaLol
>>724392542you retard
>>724392228tendies. not even once
>>724393002>>724393040You used the word "literally" wrong.It doesn't "literally" say that anywhere in that post.If you didn't mean "literally", why did you say it?
>>724364462I hope everyone finds some happiness today, take care anons
>>724364918This gif always baffles me because I don't think I've ever seen a black person appreciate food.
>>724392883I would never get tired of pizza, love that shit
>>724364462In an hour I will order pizza and watch Detective Conan and afterwards play Skyward Sword on my docked switch 2.This is my day until I feel like hitting my mmo and drinking mountain dew until 3am.
>that selection of gamesGrim.Yeah I think am killing myself if that's what am immersing myself after a hard work day or when am depressed
>>724390549
>>724364462dude your cereal is missing the cereal partalso the milk part
Isn't it to "remove" grease?
>>724392457As someone that works in one of those places, hell fucking no they're cheap fucks when it comes to ingredients.
>>724366489I'm good at enduring sufferingOne of the few things I'm really good atSo far, I've managed 32 years in this npc hellholeI'm sure I wouldn't even feel anything anymore after a hundert years in "eternal damnation"
>>724390549>he's never had ice cube soup
Dominos or Pizzahut?
>>724394792>cheap fucks>always get a gooey cheesy pizza laden with peperoni while Dominos delivers a dry piece of cardboard with barely 5 slices on top
>>724395000Never had either.
>>724394430...how would it work?
>>724395000dominos has new stuffed crust and garlic sauce
>>724366325t. bitch in his ear
>>724378781>top leftKEKK
>>724395000fuck you i choose both
>>724364462Chat is this AI?
>>724395000Pizzahut is for browns and Dominos is for whites.
>>724375417italy is in europe
>>724392170learn to read, before opening you whore mouth, you muttnigger cattle
>>724395269Why are you so upset?
>>724395009I mean the literal ingredients are cheap as shit dude, and they're still trying to find ways to cut corners with them. I am the sole reason why my location doesn't jew everyone that orders a cheese pizza with a literal dusting of cheese.Dominos is shit though, I agree. I haven't gotten a decent pizza from them in over three fucking decades.>>724395000Pizza Hut only because the location I grab it from gives half a shit about their pies.
>>724387640The spoon is below a cube of ice anon, that part would be translucent.
>>724395054Just rub it and it absorbs grease
>>724393124>illiterate trying to readgrim
>>724395000NeitherSupport your local fast food restaurants
>>724396127You used the word "literally" incorrectly.Don't cry at me, that's your mistake. Not mine.
>>724394867In hell, you have nothing, you are either in a cold dark void, or you are burning alive, forever.I am telling you, it isn't worth it.The anti-Christ and satan want you to kill yourself.Don't let them win.
>>724393124you retard
>>724395000>>724395201last time i had Dominos i literally sharted for the first time in my life, after bending over to pick up a sock. i spewed that nasty orange gutter oil grease they use out of my ass and stained my carpet. i will never eat at Dominos again.
>>724395000dominos 100%
>>724396317Jesus died so our sins may be forgiven.By that logic, we are incapable of sin, and should go to heaven regardless of what we do.Or are you saying that Jesus DIDN'T die for our sins? That seems like blasphemy.
>>724396368>anon uses words wrong>"r-r-retard...*sniff*..."Baby gonna cry?
>>724364462I was going to kill myself but this thread convinced me otherwise. Thanks, OP.
>>724396460Jesus died so that we may be forgiven for our sins.We do not have a free pass to sin though.
>>724396604>Jesus died so that we may be forgiven for our sins.So why won't he forgive this one? Be specific.
>>724390826He got his revenge
based
>>724396659You have to ask for forgiveness. How can you ask for forgiveness if the moment you die you instantly go to hell or instantly go to heaven.
>>724396739Mario is Dominos coded
>>724396743>You have to ask for forgiveness.I killed myself while praying for forgiveness.What now?
>>724396530you retard
>>724396945>"WAAAAAAH!!!!!!!"Demonstrate why I'm wrong.Until then, I accept your concession.
>>724396830You don't seem to understand that you can't be doing both at the same time. It would be one or the either. You can pray for forgiveness and all past sins will be forgiven or commit suicide and be removed from God's presence. It doesn't work like immunity cat. You don't just get immunity to all future sin for your past prayers. I hope that you can understand this. That is why a faithful Christian is always praying. We know better than anyone that we are sinners. We need to be repentant of our sins and do them no more. But, you praying for forgiveness of your act of future suicide is not being repentant. God knows what is in your heart and your mind. You can try to play funny word games with me trying to get your way out of life because you feel pain. We all feel pain dude. Pain is something we must accept. It is the human condition. It is the price of our sins. Sobriety is the thing you should be seeking. Pain is temporary, but through sobriety you can feel moments of happiness again.
>>724366598Idk how many people will get the Impax reference but I laughed my ass off. Thanks anon
>>724397481>You don't seem to understand that you can't be doing both at the same timeYes I can. Why do you think I can't?Be specific.Also you dropped your name.
>>724364462Why would you buy a memory card at launch? You can't make due with the built in memory so that memory cards can get bigger and come down in price?Hopefully you aren't a tendie that buys literally every game
>>724397007you retard
>>724397662Concession accepted.Gonna keep spamming the thread just because you lost? Cute.
>>724397573Neighbor, you aren't being serious. I'm not helping you bump this thread anymore.
>>724397827>Can't answer the question.Then you lose.Don't know why you were too scared to answer me, my brother in Christ.The reason I can disprove what you say so easily is because I'm one of the only other people on this website who's even read the bible.
>>724397754you retard
>>724397598Probably to transfer all the stuff installed on his OG Switch on the Switch 2.
>>724398028>Spamming the thread because he lostCute :3
>>724398072Not him, but you are pretty fucking retarded.
>>724367098If we don't want to be here, we have the right to just leave at tany point. It's a bigger bitch move to stay when you don't want to.
>>724398183Demonstrate why I'm wrong.Otherwise;>Spamming the thread because he lostCute :3
>>724398072you retard
>>724398397>Spamming the thread and crying because he lostCute :3
>>724365030this but New 3DS XL
most cringe thread right now
most based thread right now
>>724397907I don't care if I lose the argument friend. I don't think you are seriously considering killing yourself and are just trying to bump the thread.In my earnest opinion. Suicide is murder and murder is a sin. murder is not an unforgiveable sin, but if you kill yourself you can't ask for forgiveness because you will already be sent to your place in the afterlife. So someone saying they can pray while killing themselves is just not physically possible, it is preposterous on all aspects of it.You are testing your lord your God. What does Jesus say about testing God? Even if you could theoretically kill yourself while praying for forgiveness I would need an example of it from you in which you think you can do this and then I also would like to show you the verse in Matthew 4:7>Jesus replied, "It is also written: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.'"
>>724398793>I don't care if I lose the argument friend.We were not arguing. I asked you a question, and you refused to answer it. But sure, we can argue now.>You don't seem to understand that you can't be doing both at the same timeYes I can. Why do you think I can't? Be specific, or admit defeat.
>>724365789So uhh seeing as you don’t care about material possessions and all that. Mind if I take it off your hands
>>724398072Faggot you got called out on your retardation just take the L and filter the thread ffs
>>724364842Based. Little Caesars is hated on like a mother fucker and I don't know why. It's comparable to other fast food slop pizza at a fraction of the cost. To me it's what fast food SHOULD be.
>>724399861Demonstrate why I'm wrong. I've asked 3 times now. It's almost as if you can't do it....Otherwise;>Spamming the thread because he lostCute :3
>>724399871Its what the illegals order in new york
>>724399924Judging by the thread you basically just misread what anon meant and you seem to be seething over it.
>>724400013>you basically just misread what anon meantWhere? Show me what you think I got wrong.
My game sold 0 copies, how am I supposed to keep going at this rate?
>>724400170Post it here and I'll buy it, no matter how shit it is.
>>724391760>>724392542You're genuinely brain dead
>>724400236That's not me. Sorry.
>>724400082It's not my responsibility that you can't even educate yourself and reread >>724365789If you can't comprehend what he's saying then you might be genuinely retarded >inb4 more :3 seethek. sounds good
>>724400481>No answerThen I accept your concession.Thanks for confirming I didn't "misread" anything.
>>724400516k.
>>724400686Glad you agree.:3
imagine being so stupid you derail a thread
>>724400228Promise?
>>724400820Why are you still spamming the thread?
>>724400878meds
>>724398445
>>724400839Promise. Just prove you made it, and I'll buy it.
>>724364462Bad games and bad consoles.
>>724369102Restaurants absolutely do not put bowls of water on your table for chicken wings.
>>724400981>Just prove you made itHow would you want me to do that?
>>724391760retard
>>724365789never announce your plans before they come to fruiton, it stops you from carrying them out
>>724401421Why are you crying?
>>724364462kill yourself
>>724401218Post your Steam sales stats, along with a link to your page.I've sold a few games on Steam before, so I know you can share some of this info without doxxing yourself.Or, you could send me a code for your game. That'd confirm you're actually a developer.
>>724364726And PC vegans on 4chan and Reddit have 15 year old computers on Intel i5 2010 and GPUs like GTX 660. Can't afford the 16GB GPUs, lol. Must be why all the piracy posts and GamePass begging get made, can't afford even $20 Hollow Knight. PCMR.
>>724401218Another option:If your game dev team has a twitter or something, you could post a specific phrase. Then I'd know it's legit.The code idea is good in practice, but then I reaslised I wouldn't be buying anything lol
>>724364462That pizza looks sad.It needs at least ten more slices of pepperoni in there.
>>724364462Nice pizza but that comsole is mid
>>724402419nigger you think you're goddamn royalty for buying a $450 tablet shut the fuck up
That picture looks mexican as fuck
>>724390507Um. Ok.
>>724402337I've made less than 500 dollars off my game. It's to embarrassing to post.
>>724365789Don't do it, bro
>>724383285>>724383609Am I the only one that is familiar with Filipino Magic Water?https://youtube.com/shorts/KBI7ZqKHwKw?si=t55UXDDQXfkrJBf2
>>724369742AWWWWWWWW WITTLE BABBY BIG SADDIE WADDIE THAT HE GOT BEAT THE FUCK OUT
>>724364514JAV technique to not cum.
>pretty sure my job is making me super miserable>afraid if i quit i'll become lazy and depressed even more like those neets i keep reading here aboutwhat would you do?
>unappetizing pizza>bowl with ice cubes and water in it>table has holes>shitch 2 and 2 shit gamesneck yourself
>>724364462>spends $1000 on a shitbox and only 2 games>spends $2 on that cheap ass looking pizzaDepressing.
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>>724382643I never understood this comparison, they're much more flexible than Vita memory cards, you're not limited to one brand and you can use these cards on other devices since they're not a proprietary format.
>>724364462Holy yikes you should definitely kill yourself
>>724364462The amount of retards in here falling for an obvious joke is appalling i swear the average age of this board must be in the very low 20s
>>724408781how old are you unc?
