Why does it feel like it still hasn't launched?
I'm still buying one
>>724423742Probably because you don't own one and haven't played Bananza
>>724423742Because it's shit.
>>724423889>Probably because you don't own one and haven't played Bananza
>>724423742Idk why people are acting like other console launches are better
>>724424038You could have taken that screenshot from anywhere. I don't know what to tell you.
>>724423742Will you ever recover?
>>724425623>I don't know what to tell you.Because you are a low IQ retard and made a claim without knowing the answer.
>>724423742No Zelda. Nintendo machines dont fully launch until they get a new Zelda game. No Hyrule Warrior shit doesnt count and neither do ports of old games. I mean the new game after TOTK. Twilight Princess counted as a new game on the Wii as it came out before the Gamecube version.
>>724425890Gamecube version is canon though wii isn't.
>>724425946That doesnt matter for what I said. The Wii version came out first so it made sense to buy a Wii to play it even though I had a Gamecube. Theres no reason to buy the Switch 2 at all as it hasnt got a new Zelda game.
Fastestsellingconsoleinhistory
>>724423889I have one since launch and I have DK Bananza and that game is shit, MKWorld was fine, we need more games.
Because it's no longer 2012 when its specs were actual relevant. There's also no games.
>>724426194I wish the new Kirby game wasn't going to be another fucking racer. MKW and F Zero GX are more than enough right now.
Modern console manufacturers are lazy niggers who refuse to give you a new UI, controller, etc.Sony sucks but at least they did the bare minimum at launch.
>>724426309>There's also no games.
Donkey Kong team should have made a Mario game instead.Bananza was fun but like it's slop compared to Odyssey.
That's just every console now. The PS5 doesn't feel like it launched either and we're two years away from a PS6.
>>724426513inb4 "no those games don't count because I don't like them, NOGAEMS NOGAEMS"
>>724427071PS2 was GOAT because it had GOOD exclusives not just because it had exclusives.Something to think about.
>>724425871I don't know what to tell you because I don't understand where you are coming from. In what way does the Switch 2 feel like it hasn't come out yet? Are you retarded?
>>7244271541. No one talks about it2. It doesn't have many exclusives and switch still gets its heavy hitters like Metroid Prime 4 and Pokemon3. Interface is the same as Switch 14. No HUGE games announced ie no mainline pokemon, no 3d mario, no new zelda, no new smash announcedetc etc etc.
>>724426513Most of those aren't even out and some are fucking remakes...
>>724426194Bananza is the best thing Nintendo has come up with in years. Its completely brand new. You can make structural comparisons to Odyssey, but mechanically its creative and novel for an action platformer. You'd have to be a jaded /v/igger to not like it.
>>724427371It's fine but Odyssey was a thousand times better.
>>724423841https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/FX2z3tm-SnX4PfNuM9AMFg/>still hasn't done itJust get a job first.
>>724427494>been doing this since AprilBro I'd kms.
>>724426513>>724427071https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Windows-only_games
>>724427321>No one talks about itAre you fr rn?>It doesn't have many exclusives and switch still gets its heavy hitters like Metroid Prime 4 and PokemonWhat did Switch 1 have at this point? BotW and....? Odyssey didn't come until month 7 and we are currently in month 5>Interface is the same as Switch 1so?>No HUGE games announced ie no mainline pokemon, no 3d mario, no new zelda, no new smash announcedLike I said, we're not even 6 months in. Have you ever bought a console near launch before?
>>724426513>>724427071Which of those do you play?
>>724427737Switch got a mainline Zelda at launch anon.
>>724427154cause people are autistic about exclusivity and think it's the end-all be-all all
>>724427958>cause people are autistic about exclusivity and think it's the end-all be-all allI mean yes? Why wouldn't I just buy the portable with the better specs (rog ally x) if nothing was exclusive?Are you dense?
>>724427610>windows has exclusive shovelware, we're winningThis is so fucking retarded
>>724423742>no mainline mario or zeldaIt has no games until it gets one of those. Racingfags can suck my entire dick.
>>724427494I'm waiting for a limited edition version
>>724428051to play games that interest you on it, not solely every first-party exclusive like a fomo addicted retard
>>724428234>to play games that interest you on itIf they are on everything I would just play on the most powerful platform which Nintendo isn't. Gamecube had fucking Melee within a month and before that it had waverace, Luigi's Mansion, and Pikmin.Nu nintendo sucks compared to OG nintendo.
>>724428165MKW IS the limited edition. Why don't you buy that bundle?
>>724427791What else did it get? Not much for months other than Wii U ports. I'm sorry you don't like Mario Kart or DK, but maybe you should have considered that when you bought it. I know people that haven't bought one yet because they are waiting for Zelda. I bought one for Bananza and have been very happy with it.
>>724428379That's a basic bitch switch 2 with a game. I want a better looking skin.
>>724428407>What else did it get?This dwarfs the Switch library and your faggy zelda images won't change that.
>>724428087>implying nintendo shite isnt shovelwareHave you seen the fucking state of their low budget trash?
>>724428504Oh you want one with a different joycon color? Got it
>>724427371it's shit, too repetitive, too easy, too much filler breaking shit and doing nothing, the only worth part was the final boss and the six extra levels, everything else is boring as hell
>>724427737What odyssey tier game is coming out within the next 2 months tendie? I’m excited to hear!
>>724428549Are you illiterate? I already addressed this. Odyssey came out 7 MONTHS after launch. WE ARE IN MONTH 4
>>724428165Skinned versions are not coming. They peaked with the 3DS.
>>724428752Airriders is a brand new Sakurai game. It will sell as much if not more than Mario Kart.
>>724428165I hope you die before that happens.
>>724428670Nope I want a limited edition switch. I believe I already said this.
>>724428549>Wii U port>Casual game that should be free>Casual game that should be free>Wii U port>Underrated game>Good game, bad sequel>Good game>Wii U port>New 3DS too>Good game>Game
>>724428752It already came out retard. Are you one of those mouth breathers that needs "FROM THE CREATORS OF MARIO ODYSSEY" in the trailer?
Roblox
>>724423742Almost everything is crossgen. Mario Kart and Donkey Kong are nice, but not worth the console if you still have a working Switch 1.
>>724428913Odyssey was much better than Bananza I'm sorry anon.
>>7244237421 gameThere should be a bunch more soon though.
>>724428845And despite all this cope that’s still a better library than the switch 2. Kinda crazy
>>724428716Like I said. Jaded /v/iggers
>>724428819
>>724428087>>724427071Funny how your own arguments work against you. Brutal self-own.Now, present another one for THESE exclusives:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:PlayStation_4-only_gameshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:PlayStation_5-only_games
>>724428935Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is better than world so this goes doubly so.
>>724428640What are you talking about? MKW and bananza look great unless you're one of those graphic niggers that think any game not made in UE5 is "PS2 graphics"
>>724428963can’t wait until they get announced!
>>724429045PS2 is a little harsh. $80 for PS3 looking games would be a bit more fair.
>>724428957I'm sorry you feel that way
>>724428984the game is shit, don't hide it, also that $20 dlc was the cherry on the top of that pile of shit
>>724428843You said you want one with a "different skin", you're obviously talking about the joycon colors nigger
>>724428974what cope? Switch had a good library, full of ports too, but it had good and new games on it's first year, I can't say too much of that on Switch 2
>>724427371I’m sorry you found fetus game fun anon. I hope you aren’t bullied too hard when you start school next year. Kindergarten is great, you should enjoy your childhood while you can.
>>724429173>don't hide itholy schizo
>>724429357>synthetic dildo swallower fanhow does it feel to have the source of your petulant opinions get BTFO by a tranny?
I work in a big toy store and our sales of Switch 2s have started picking up. For the longest time we were selling 1-2 per week, and today we sold 3.
>>724429207Getting different colored joycons is a different thing than getting a limited edition switch.
>>724429496It'll be a hit at Christmas, then they'll raise the price.
>>724429045>this>looks great I've seen mobile games in higher fidelity than this garbage
>>724429686>gachafag thinks he has tastehow much do you weigh?
>>724429496>>724429615samefag
>>724429769not even talking about gacha, talking about the spyware that comes preinstalled on your smartphone actually looking better than this, nintendo is a fucking joke and they actually charge up to 100+ dollars for this dogshit
>>724429862
>>724429686I'm not concerned with graphics. My most played games look like dogshit.
What is even the point of buying a playstation or xbox anymore when a lot of third party games are getting ported to the switch 2?
>>724423742If it didn't launch, then how come I am 100%ing Star Wars Outlaws on it?Yes, it has ray-tracing.
>>724429686New flagship mobile phones are probably stronger than the Switch 2 so yeah.
>>724429875Then don't buy it lil bro
>>724430086
>>724430086I prefer Xbox controllers over keyboards and a desktop PC is just a waste because I already have a laptop that I need for adulting. Consoles are just comfier imo.
>>724430173Jeez lmao
>>724430086>playing third party games on a fucking switch 2yeah no thanks, if you said PC you'd have a point but no one wants to play games at 540p 20 fps, the switch 2 is also so weak it's all but guaranteed 3rd party support outside of indie games will cease to exist in less than a year
>>724423889>my ultimate dab is that you haven't spent 520 dollars to play the mash y retard simulatorNice
>>724428549>comparing which console has a better 10 game librarythe absolute state of console gaming
>>724423742No mainline Mario/Smash/Zelda/Splatoon/Animal Crossing etc.Yes Mario Kart happened but it was such wet fart that people want to memory-wipe it from their minds already.
>>724430426Well you got dabbed on regardless.
>>724430490>no argumentKwab
>>724430086Performance, obviously. I buy nintendo for first party games and the occasional indie. Like Silksong is pretty comfy in handheld at 120fps
>>724430426If you owned one it would be silly to suggest its not out when you can hold it in your hands
>>724430086>PS5: ONE exclusive and almost all games on physical>Series: GamePass>Nintendo: Exclusives Soon™
>>724423742I'm a little disappointed by the "Switch 2 edition" of games. Like they're not impressive enough to warrant a $10 fee. Most games are still running at sub 1080p and 30fps.
>>724430086Not being cucked by game key carts for one.
>>724430537Didn't need one.>>724430725Key cards > fully digital
>>724430173>looks at the comparison video>everything looks the same except for the hairlol okay
>>724430719>Like they're not impressive enough to warrant a $10 fee. Most games are still running at sub 1080p and 30fpsWhich ones?
Donkey Kongu is a C-Tier series. Wake me up when they actual make a proper Zelda or 3D Mario on this thing.Nintendo should have learned this lesson from the Gamecube: don't bother launching a console if you don't have a Mario game ready to go.Ain't no one buying a console to play Luigi's Mansion and ain't no one buying a console to play as some dumb monkey.
>>724430173how do they have the fucking audacity to put a $500 price tag on this? looks nauseatingly bad, holy shit and the ps5 isn't exactly a powerhouse anymore either being a fucking 5 year old console.
>>724427371The real underlying problems with Odyssey is that the destruction antics get repetitive after a while and it's simply too easy for its own good. Nintendo needs to start implementing actual difficulty settings into their games now, whether they like it or not.
>>724430818>Key cards > fully digitalThe PS5 is still doing disc releases, they're a bit rarer on Xbox but actual data on disc is infinitely better than the game key card. Also, no. Fully digital is unironically better unless you want to resell the game because you still need to download the game and have it committed to storage. With the key card, you have to put in your verification card to run the game instead of just having it work like with fully digital titles.
if Prime turns out to be some 5-6/10 like Dread I'm going to kill myself.
>>724430978Fuck, meant Bananza not Odyssey, my bad.
>>724430725I don't care about GKC because I'll just buy the digital version instead
>>724431063I emulated it. What's so bad about Dread?
>>724431014Not a problem for me
>>724430845Romancing saga 2, rune factory guardians of azuma, pokemon za.While it didn't cost that much, the switch 2 version of trails in the sky is still very poor compared to running on something like the rog ally.
>>724427371a game where you literally cannot lose inherently cannot be fun
>>724431143You might be retarded then because GKCs are the worst of both worlds. This anon has the right idea >>724431110
>>724431315Couldn't be since keycards are better than fully digital.
>>724430668>PS5: ONE exclusive and almost all games on physicalDisc drive sold separately btw>Series: GamePassOver $100 a year for rental games? no thanks
I bought a Switch and then like 2 weeks later I figured out I could just emulate every game for free at much higher resolution and fps and I vowed after that to never buy another Nintendo productt
>>724431063Pretty much everyone Dread fan agrees it's the best Metroid since Fusion tho.
>>724430863They were hoping they could pull some kind of BoTW-tier revival for the DK IP (especially now that they're investing big-tim with that IP through the theme parks and the upcoming movie,) but they ultimately failed.What they should've done was release a DK title for the Switch 1 some 5 years ago, while the Switch's install-base and cultural influence was still strong. Now they've kinda missed their chance with it.
>>724431417It's the exact same thing except you need to put in your verification card to play the game. It's all the inconvenience of swapping cartridges with none of the benefits(having everything on cart). It is the most cucked way to buy vidya unless you're a kid and sell your games to gamestop.
>>724427371I honestly liked Bananza way more than Odyssey. Probably my favorite first party Nintendo game in a long while.
>>724431550The most cucked way to buy vidya actually is fully digital, unless you're a kid who has difficulty with losing carts.
>>724431529Why do you guys think Bananza is a failure? I haven't played it since I don't have a Switch 2 yet.
>>724431694Show me your GKC collection.
>>724431757I don't own any
>>724431891But you're still buying them, right?
>>724431713Because they gave us a demo some 2-3 months AFTER it's initial release date. That's usually an indicator that sales didn't meet corporate's expectations for an IP.
>>724428165>proving OP's pointAnyway, I got one like a month ago, pretty cool switch upscaler.
>>724431687Ew
>>724431713They haven't played it either and they love to extrapolate to the negative with whatever schizo theory they can come up with
>>724431951If the only option is betwteen keycards and traditional digital then I'm buying the least cucked version which is keycards.
>>724431687Based. I like Odyssey slightly more, but its been 8 years since that game and Bananza is the first game from Nintendo to come close
>>724432204There's a demo, anon, and just by knowing about its gameplay you can tell it is bad.
>>724432271The last game I bought digitally was New Horizons and I was so pissed off that I couldn't return/sell it after realizing that I hated it. At the very least you can sell the key cards.
>>724432358okay, schizo
>>724432358Haven't heard anything remotely close to scathing reviews. Seems like you're gaslighting.
>>724432510100% agree. Digital was a mistake. It strictly exists as a cost cutting measure.
>>724423742When is it coming out?
>>724431713Because it’s a fetus game anon. It’s a game made for children. Toddlers. If you have fun with this game and are over the age of 5 then you’re a mentally stunted adult. Granted, all tendies are mentally stunted adults and that explains why they love this game so much. But it’s absolute shit. One of the bosses had me press forward and jump Y a few times. This was a boss, not a regular enemy. Health bar and all.
>>724432204I don't hate the game, if anything I think it's one of the best games Nintendo's released in recent years, even despite its overt flaws. I'm just basing it off of the free demo launch and how quickly hype and discussion died down for it.
>>724432981Why not return it if you hated it so much? Seems like a waste of money.
>>724432981Why would you buy the game if you are going to regurgitate synthetic dildo sucker's opinions? Are you just self hating like him?
>>724432938on 2026, haven't seen it yet?
>>724433101That's reasonable
>>724433329>hagged up girl>black protagNah it's shit
>>724423742What is even the point of these threads? It's just like those Pokemon boycotts and whatnot, a waste of time.
>>724432981based>>724433123are you retarded? if you open the game you can't get a refund, I would refund my copy too if that worked>>724433148how the fuck are we going to know if the game is good if you guys gaslight everyone making us think that it was good
>>724423742There's too much bullshit going on in the World.
>>724423889pits
>>724433487>are you retarded? if you open the game you can't get a refund, I would refund my copy too if that workedThen why not sell it on Ebay or some shit and get 90% of your money back. Or just buy it used so you can return it.
>>724423742Because there aren't any "big hitters" out yet except for Mario Kart and DK if you want to count that. Sales will shoot up when a new Zelda, Smash, etc. comes out.
>>724433426at least Pokémon Z-A was a good Switch game, now everything we have on the Switch 2 is Pokopia, a cancelled Switch game:https://x.com/NinEverything/status/1983247657633006067
>>724426513brutal for snoys
>>724433148I bought the game because it looked fun when they announced it and the switch 2 has zero fucking games on it. I didn’t know it would be a fetus game anon. I’d ask you to apply critical thinking but we know tendies can’t.
>>724433487>gaslight everyone making us think that it was goodWho is gaslighting who here?
Eden switch emulator got an update anons with better performancehttps://github.com/eden-emulator/Releases/releases
>>724432981Works on my machine.
>>724433638Maybe you should have waited until some AI thumbnail Youtuber could tell you it was a gay baby game.
I forgot DK bananza has a demo. I'm going to go try it out
>>724433608I don't care, I haven't given TPC money in almost 2 decades. I'm also not delusional enough to think that will ever matter to fucking Pokemon. Just wondering what the point of these threads even is. There has to be a better use of mental illness than this.
>>724423841tf is this forced soul
>>724433656>Metacritic>Bags of money and retards votingno thanks
Smash comes = I will buy the console used just like all my other Nintendoes.
>>724433769So all those user scores are paid for? Damn, I wish I got the memo.
>>724433740the demo is even worse than the final game>punch a random guy>endswtf?
>>724423742You need to have money
>>724433419i for one am glad about it. i was never going to buy a Shitch 2 under any circumstance, but i would at least be a little sad about missing new FE. after seeing the reveal, i wouldn't even emulate it if i was able to
>>724423742This, but ps5.
>>724426513This dude is seriously pointing to something like Puyo Tetris 2 as an "exclusive" game worth playing.
>>724433769>looks at negative reviews>most of it is third worlders and palworld fags Yaaaawn
>>724423742Because it has no games.
>>724431145>Rog allyThe switch 2 is way cheaper.You are comparing pears and apples.
>buy brand new console that's more recent than it's contemporaries by multiple years >still get the worst version of multiplatsdo tendoids really?
>>724423742because xenoblade hasn't gotten a new game or upgrade patch yet
Famitsu threads during the holiday season are going to be a massacre.
>>724434453>tendies so desperate to defend their no games machine that they count renting a rom and a fucking patch as a reason to own itLmaoJesus fucking grim
>>72442651390% of those are literal who gamesthe 10% that are recognizable are the shittiest from their series' Air Riders is the only W this library has so far.
>>724434453i wouldn't play any of those games if someone gifted me a Switch 2, the games, and sucked my cock while i was playing them
>>724435194That's because you're a tasteless sodomite
>>724434453
>>724435194that's cool but the famitsu threads are still going to be hilariousthat pic has almost as many exclusives as what the other 2 consoles have after half a decade
>>724434453>Replies are full of "IT DOESNT COUNT!"
>>724423742I expected that more 3rd parties would update their Switch games, but Nintendo didn't even gave them the Switch 2 devkit lol.That being said, it looks like it's finally getting it's footing ( it still only has one game and that being Banaza).
>>724435553>it's okay that 40% of the games in that image will look and run better emulated on PC for free than on the Switch 2 for $69.99!i'm just wondering, have you always enjoyed the taste of shit, or was it an acquired taste?
>>72443582860%, actually. forgot about Luigi's Mansion
>>724435015>disc game>"rom"
>>724429686Bananza is fine but it's not a fucking Donkey Kong game. It's just Mario Oddyssy rereleased with a model swap.Recycled derivative bing bing wahoo that besmirches the quality of the Donkey Kong franchise. They should have just given Donkey Kong 64 a facelift and shipped that.
>>724435440only fat faggots care about exclusives. it's better to have a "nogames" piss5 and be able to play multiplat pc/ps5 games than to have a Switch 2 and have some moral victory about (dogshit) exclusives
>>724436048You are why hotels put a chair next to the bed.
>>724435948>It's just Mario Oddyssy rereleased with a model swap.I find it hard to believe that anyone who says this has played either Bananza or Odyssey.
>>724436119true, except i only own a PC so i'm the one fucking the guys wife in this scenario
>>724435828>emu troonnigger, emulation can't even run Pokémon better than a Switch 2 for triple the cost in hardware, stop acting like emulation is magic.
>>724436382>implying i would even CONSIDER playing shitkemon past Gen 2lol, lmao even
>>724436304I don't see you playing Bananza and MKW on that machine.I don't think it'll happen unless someone smart enough to figure out how is somehow dumb enough to get sued to oblivion.
>>724436382Just you wait bro. Two more weeks and the Switch 2 emulators will blow the Switch 2 out of the water. It's gonna happen bro.
>>724436382>lying
>>724436479i would rather quit video games altogether than play that slop
>>724436596Fox, meet grapes.
>>724436596you probably have 1000 hours in dota or counter strike, vegan. No one should take you seriously.
>>724436665you seem to have a fundamental misunderstanding of the fox and the sour grapes. the fox can't reach the grapes despite desperately wanting to. i could buy out the stock of Switch 2's at every Best Buy in a 25 mile radius, but i don't have dogshit taste and i'm not fat so i won't be purchasing one.
>>724436683i'm not a thirdie and i don't play multiplayer games or f2p slop in any capacity. whatever helps you sleep at night though
>>724434153>third worlders and palworld fagsCan you blame them? They have nothing to play lmao
>>724436780Post your most played games on Steam.
>>724430470there's always that one retard who comes in and announces his retardation to everyone else
>>724436942
>>724434208No shit they're not the same, but the price difference isn't that far apart. I'm talking about the original ally, not the x or the new xbox. Yes its still stronger, I'm running at 18 watts and 900p and its locking 60fps with sharper visuals than the switch 2 can output on games that shouldn't need much power to draw from. Before you get all defensive, I'm not even faulting the switch 2's hardware, it's the devs not putting enough effort to not even hit a 900p equivalent and charging $10 for what should be a simple resolution option in the menu of their games.
>>724437201>Almost 90 hours in FF7 Remake. Fine tastes otherwise.
>>724437201Those are not your most played games and that's a lot of tranime shit. You fucked up by not removing that dark row of pixels at the top.
>>724437357okay you caught me, i was deeply ashamed of this>tranimego back
>>724436443>Nobody wants to actually play these games!Why are Emuniggers always on this cope? You're nothing but ROM begging and sobbing bitch tears when you can't emulate games right away, you literally exist to beg for sloppy console seconds. Nobody has made PC exclusives for almost 16 years now.
>>724437567>tranime connoisseur in charge of not being a retarded lying nigger>tranime connoisseur calling other people's tastes in games bad
>>724437630>You're nothing but ROM beggingcitation needed. i have never once seen a single person "ROM begging". tendies always claim it happens but i've sure never seen it
>>724437357>>724437703Anime website you faggot.
>>724426073Spoken like someone who hasn't played TotK at 1440p60fps. It's absolute bliss
>bought one>realized just 2 weeks later it was already gathering dust>soldwill buy again when splatoon 4 releases, hopefully by then a mainline mario game is also out
>>724437754Are you sure?
>>724437630>Nobody has made PC exclusives for almost 16 years now.i know your sanity depends on this cope, but not a single pc user actually gives a fuck.>>724437863yes he's sure you faggot tourist.
>>724437861what a demented strategy
>>724437863>Are you sure?I don't care how popular the BBC spam boards are, this is still an anime site.
>>724438076>tranime connoisseur ignores reality and picks his delusions insteadClassic.
>>724437917>>724438076>no arguments, just seetheKWAB
>>724438162and like clockwork the feeble tendoid mind cannot discern the difference between someone laughing at them and someone seething. imagine my shock.
>>724437980brother i bought the mk bundle for $499 and sold it for $540 (after activating mk) because it was out of stockcope
>>724437201>>724437567these are the niggers trying to lecture you on tastelmao
>>724438260>seethes even harder>no arguments in sight
>>724438278I take it back. That was pretty based of you. Hopefully they don't raise the price
>>724423742I got a switch 2, (and a gaming PC) and honestly after Mario Kart I'm not sure what I should even get. Metroid Prime is the only "sure thing" on my mindd right now and will be my second game at this rate, lmao. Pokemon A-Z maybe? I'd get it for 40 bucks but it's so fucking expensive. Not even sure I'd be entertained by it, it's essentially a kids game, right? No real interest in Donkey Kong so what's left? At this point I'm tempted to just buy Mario Maker 2, and it's not even a switch 2 game.
>>724423742I played World and Bananza and thats it. NG4 blows Pokemon out of the water, so Im covered for now. I liked Kirby Air Ride back in the day cause I played it with my childhood friends, Im sure some kids will have a great time with the new ome but I dont see what it brings to the table for me now. And Prime 4 looks mid as fuck. Better luck next year
>Decided to try it out>Was so awful I immediately refunded it Gonna get a steam deck or something idk
>>724438635based refunder. if Stellar Blade 2 or FF7R part 3 are PS5 exclusive i'll buy them on amazon and return the game and console after beating it
>>724432190It sold less than the PS4.
>>724433329>>724433419You forgot>Smaller tits than her own childrenAs if the father were a busty futa.
>>724435828>Emu TroonNintendo removed genders, and you can't understand math if you just generically throw multiplications like that. The Switch 2 hardware is considered about PS4 Pro level, which already had GPU equivalents back then. You will never be a techbro.
>>724438757>Stellar Blade >A reason to buy a consoleDo retards really? Stellar Blade was the most mid game I've ever fucking played. All this culture war bullshit for a game that in the end is completely fucking forgetable.
>>724439075i don't emulate Shitch games because there are none i want to play. i'm simply pointing out that we are capable of doing so if we want to.>>724439220how do you equate getting a full refund to be the same as actually buying the console and keeping it? no it's not worth buying a console for, but it's definitely not mid. it's a very good game if you're not a faggot.
>the caco is STILL seething over a full week laterwonder if he actually got news about the gta6 switch 2 port
>>724439325Nope, sorry. >>724439075 was meant for >>724436382. It's just that tendies give a million (you)s for any critique, so it's really hard to keep track.
>>724435828>will look and run better emulated on PC for free than on the Switch 2 for $69.99I heard the switch emulator can't run TOTK at 60fps lol>scat fetishget help
>>724439325The effort alone is not fucking worth it. And how the fuck is it a good game? Unless you're fucking 12, and your mom blocked pornhub, so you desperately need a video game you can also jerk it to, what the fuck does Stellar Blade offer? You're better off playing Nier Automata and masturbating to instagram pics of the model they 3D scanned for Stellar Blade.
>>724430252>>724430173If you actually look up the Switch 2 footage, it looks fine.Shadows are paired back and textures are lower, but it looks good.
>>724423742Because Nintendo isn’t making the right moves. DK instead of Mario and Kirby Air Riders instead of Smash…
>>724439812>effortit takes 10 minutes to return something to amazon. also maybe try actually playing it and you'd see why it's good. i'm not a coomer and i don't watch porn, i didn't jerk it to SB at all. it's a great game and would still be worth playing even if it had a male protagonist because the combat is fun and it has one of the best OST's in recent years. Eve elevates an already good game to a great one. this only applies to heterosexuals though so ymmv.
>>724440097>it's not a coomer game, honest>She's only a good character if you're hetero tho.Lmao.
>>724440290>considers any game with a beautiful female character as a coomer game and nothing moreywNbaw
>>724440381Nigger, there's a ton of games with beautiful females, but Stellar Blade is a fucking coomer game, who the fuck are you kidding? Yourself? Are you in denial? It's a mediocre ass game, that if it wasn't for this bullshit culture war fucking no cunt would have payed any attention to. It sticks out in exactly ZERO fucking ways. It's clearly a shittier version of Nier Automata, to the point that they hired the same fucking composer, lmao. If you think this is a good game, something is seriously wrong with you, or you are a gooner in denial.
They'll have to move on from it soon enough.
>>724440930NDSfags? I agree
>>724440839post playtime or shut the fuck up tranny
>>724441020>NDSthere's no such thing. in order for something to be "derangement syndrome" the hate must be unwarranted.
>>724434453>Oh sweet a pikmin 4 update?>it's not a switch 2 updateWhy not? What a fucking letdown.
>>724432535>reviews
>>724441090>the hate must be unwarrantedOkay explain to me why the switch 2 is le bad without making shit up
>>724423742Because you were thinking of the PS5 but posted the wrong image. It's okay, it happens to all of us.
>>724437567>self-aware xivtrannyHope the erp was at least worth it
>>724441046
>>724423742No new Smash, 3D Mario, Zelda, or Pokémon
>>724441298worst version of every multiplat. IF you even get said multiplatneglected by third parties to the point that even the dogshit PS5 and Xbox are better optionsterrible screen, though this isn't as big of a deal because it's dockableno good gamesalready dated specs even though it's newno OLED model LMAO. get ready to double dip, tendies.far worse selection of old games available than emulation, and of course the cost factor when it comes to old rom's
>>724441145Correct. Reviews.
>>724441554indies run the same on the switch 2 as anywhere else, the rest become handheld with it which is impossible with deadbox and piss5it's going to be funny to see gta6 announced for the switch 2bananza mogs almost everything else this year and kirby is on its wayit's not a console for retards chasing diminishing returns on graphical fidelityOLED model is coming, although they'll need to find a better battery firstcorrect, nothing can compete with PC emulation. switch 2 games are never getting emulated by the way, whoever is stupid enough to publish a working emulator will have his life ruined by endless legal fees and battles
>>724441746>Nooo your opinion is wrong, game journalists are right
>>724441928those indies would run on a 10 year old laptop or an office pc. handheld is not worth compromising on specs. anyone who cares about a modern rockstar game deserves to be gutted like a salmon. >bananza mogs almost everything else this year LOL, LMFAO EVEN>OLED model is comingyeah, i know. they intentionally didn't release it at launch because they know their loyal tendroids will be lined up to double dip when they release the OLED model>switch 2 games are never getting emulated by the waycool, i still i wouldn't play any even if emulation was perfected today.
>>724442217those count whether you like it or not. handheld is worth compromising on graphics autism, smaller screen anywaythat counts whether you like it or notyesgood for them I guesssour grapes
>>724423742No MarioNo ZeldaNo Metroid (yet)No SmashMario Kart sucked
>>724435906https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CD-ROM
>>724442185Correct, I said more or less that exact statement.
>>724432190it was stillborn
>>724423742There still hasn't been a new mainline Mario OR Zelda even revealed yet. That's extremely unusual for a Nintendo console, especially when it's nearly half a year in, that's probably a big why it still feels like it isn't "fully" here yet. Also, a number of big releases like Metroid/Pokemon/Tomoodachi being crossplats doesn't help, nor does MKW (the S2's launch exclusive and intended multiplayer killer app) needlessly wrecking its ability to be the definitive successor to MK8DX.
>>724442982WiiU didn't have a single Mainline Mario or Zelda at all.
>>724441554>worst version of every multiplat. IF you even get said multiplatIt's not the switch 2's fault that some third party devs like atlus don't give a shit about the quality of their ports>neglected by third parties to the point that even the dogshit PS5 and Xbox are better optionsThe console is only five months old and you expect every single third party game to be ported already? Shit takes time>terrible screen, though this isn't as big of a deal because it's dockableFalse>no good gamesThat's an opinion (a shit one), not a fact>already dated specs even though it's newWho cares. People say that with every console release>no OLED model LMAO. get ready to double dip, tendies.Who cares>far worse selection of old games available than emulation, and of course the cost factor when it comes to old rom'sHow evil of nintendo not to dump every single rom on NSO including games they don't have the rights to
>>724423742no games
>>724423742Because theres no wow factor game and a whole lot of switch 2 editions
>>724426513>nintendo switch 2 welcome tourlmao bruh
>>724442982>Nintendo STILL has to use the old as IPs from the fucking 80s still>as braindead as they are now>the last new nintendo IP was fucking splatoon
>>724426513>ObakeidoroI cum in Googly.
>>724443127>FalseNo, that part is true actually. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB67B8LCorII played Donkey Kong Bananza in handheld and the ghosting was horrendous, like almost PSP 1000 level. Hopefully Nintendo could patch it with Overdrive or something.
>>724443064Super Mario 3D World. And are you REALLY using the fucking WiiU in defense of the Switch 2's lineup?
>>724443476Frog's a retard yet againThey are a company with about 50 different IP's to pick from, each catering to different audiences and genres.Meanwhile the opposition haven't got any and blow billions on Bungie to get stolen art and ideas.
>>724443064Botw released first on the wiiu before it ever came to switch anon.
>>724444604It was literally a same-day release, dipshit.
>>724444494Retard that doesn't refute his point. Nintendo hasn't made a new ip since splatoon when in the 90s and early 2000 they were making new shit well into the gamecube era. Who gives a fuck about their 50 ips
>>724444726The argument is they don't need to make a new IP.
>>724444678Wrong it was released first on the WiiU as a mainline title. Try again and don't revision this time.
>>724439597no take-backs, faggot
>>724444796This is incredibly easily verifiable info, anon.
>>724444869Are they really considering the upscale a different release? weird
>>724444949Yep, just so they can say they're the highest rated games of 2025. Yes, they're that fucking petty.
>>724444494>Mario (which includes things like wario and all the spinoffs like mario party)>Zelda>Metroid>Kirby>Pokemon>F-Zero>Splatoon>Fire Emblemokay what else
>>724445227go wildhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nintendo_franchises
When are we getting Mario Maker 3?
>>724423742I'm just replaying switch 1 titles on my switch 2 (with slightly better visuals and performance).Bananza and Kart World aren't the defining games of this gen(I hope). Compared to Odyssey and the completed Kart 8, this just isn't it, yet.
>>724445018Dumb esl poster
>>724445907Literally how was any of that "ESL"?
>>724445276pretty much all of that is kiddie shit and>who caresbut oh well it's fucking nintendo
>>724445556It's a rough first year dude. Mario Kart World is a snoozefest. Bananza is ok, but I'm not touching it now that I've played it.
>>724445972Basic admission you can't find anything to push your bad argument so you dismiss some of the most well recognised and highly regarded game series out there because of a narrow minded view.Enjoy looking on in misery because it's your own choice to be that way.
>>724446169IT'S A ME! MARIO! YIPEE! WAHOO!LET'S A GO! MARIO TIME!
>>724446275Well done retard, you just proved his point. You don't have an argument.
>>724446169>>724446275>>724446536KWAB
Hello it's me link. Watch me be cucked by ganondorf for 40 years straight.
Hello. It's me captain falcon. My last game was in fucking 2003.
>>724446998>GX was so good that it killed the series because Nintendo realized it will never get something betterAt least it got a small revival with F-Zero 99.
>>724446998It's not exactly traditional but you didn't play 99?
>>724447073>>724447075It really feels like 99 was made solely for Nintendo/defenders to say "see it's TECHNICALLY a new F-Zero so you can stop asking for one now :) "
>>724447869Seemed like a way for them to both test an IP and another large scale multiplayer game.Considering it still had updates this year, It must have done something right for the series future.That and GX being one of the few highlighted GameCube games for the switch online.However we've already got Mario kart and Air Riders in the first year for Switch 2, if F-Zero gets it's turn then I don't see it happening for at least another 2 years and people want a new racer again.
>>724423841>anon finally buys one>realizes mkw and dk are mediocre>switch 2 is either put back in its box or sold to some other unsuspecting shmuck
>>7244238412 weeks.
>>724430470ps2 was kinda ass at launch
>>724444726drag drive released mere months ago anon
>>724449393To be fair, everyone forgot it was even a thing. Even modern hyper-arrogant Nintendo knew better than to put real faith in it, judging by them not even charging half of what they charged for the pile of shit known as 1-2 Switch.
>>724449715i believe thats called "moving the goalposts"
>>724449897I believe that's called "nobody fucking asked, you greasy fat dork".
I’ve been having fun with GameCube NSO and I’m excited to play Luigi’s Mansion on Halloween.
>>724423742Only has 1 game.
>>724427371>Bananza is the best thing Nintendo has come up with in years.NTA but it's one of the only things they've made in years.They outsource almost everything these days.It really sucks coz when they actually make something in house, like Bananza, it's always fantastic.
I feel that way with my launch PS5
>>724427371Nobody ever actually explains why they pretend that Bananza is their most favoritest Nintendo game. Curious.
I get the feeling that the Switch 2 primarily appeals to people who like Nintendo's characters but have absolutely despised most/all of their games before 2017.
>>7244441583D world isn't mainline
>>724427163Because there's no games for it.
>>724452072Sure it is.
>>724452141Mainline Mario is full normal 3D since N64. 3D world/Land is a 2D/3D spinoff series
>>724451862>pretend
>>724423742Because people only care about mainline Zelda and even that is open world slop now. There's no reason to get one
>>724449715>MUH IPS DON'T COUNT IF THEY AREN'T SUPER SUCCESFUL>FUCK WHY IS GREEDY NINTENDO ONLY MAKING GAMES FOR SUCCESFUL IPSPick a lane and stay there cocksuckerEver since Splatoon, you fucking mongoloid, Nintendo has also released, ARMS and Astral Chain, both succesful releases, and Drag and Drive and Sushido as smaller releases that flopped They also revived old ass niche stuff like Code Memory and Famicom Detective club, which literally no other company has done in a long whileOf course, you're free to post another example like the above from any other console developer in recent years, let alone one taht has more IPS than the competition AND releases and publishes most of their own games too
>>724452982About 7+million people disagree with your premiseThis has been one pathetic ass week, OP and NDS sufferers got so buckbroken that Pokemon didn't flop depite their grifter-led boycott that they just straight up shifted their brainwaves into a parallel dimension where this fucking thing isn't literally rpaing the competition It's astounding, really
>>724439220Stellar Blade is better than the two Switch 2 exclusives out right now. I'm the anon who proved he owned fetus game way earlier in the thread by the way.
>>724453137Didn't that pokemon game sell less than its predecessor? Despite there being way more switch's out now? And with a new console hype surrounding it? And bundled with said new console?
>>724453316The bundles are the exact reason why it opened slightly lower but will murderfuck Arceus very shortly (as in, post holiday)Why would you buy the game separately now, right before the holidays, when the bundle is right there, easy to buy with your sweet, sweet christmas bonus?And even if somehow, reality fucking twists itself to become literal fantasy land where this game doesn't sell a single extra unit, the leaks already proved that GF's budget for this thing is pathetically lowWhich means that at 5.8 million, that thing's already made its money back and then quite some extraAnd even if you still want to call tripling your investment a "flop" for some inane reaspn then it'll just mean that GF will focus solely on the double versions like they did for decades, which keep INCREASING in sales rather than going down
>>724452743Says who?
because third worlders like you can't afford it, so to you it's a mythical thing you can't have
>>724454114Anyone with the capacity to analyze patterns
>>724454114No one, the nintendo infographic literally acknowledges the all as flagship 3d marios, just with different styles based on the goals>>724454116You gotta understand man, half the seething niggers missed the entire launch and its continued record breaking status because they've been mourning for several months now>Sony's cooking every book to pretend they're not dying>Microsoft decided to commit dishonoraburu sudoku openlyIt's hard to come to terms with loss like that, especially when those you hate (Nintendo for them) keep hitting every ball out of the park with their nostradamus-tier predictions and non-retarded business model
E's not passing the holidays seasons now. Sad.
>>724454603I know he's pissed, he's literally been on a week-long spree of making some bullshit thread with alternate reality tier writing, samefags for a bit until his boyfriends come in to cover for him and then does it all over again with some CP posting here and there whenever he gets humilliated particularly hardWhere does he even get the energy from?He even got Angry PC gamer (or someone who posts almost identically to him) to drop by these past few days, and seethe about console warring and Nintendo gamesif it weren't for the CP dumps, It'd be funny how angry they all are
It's so good that it doesn't even feel real. Nintendo saved gaming again.
>>724454154so nobody, got it
A lot of the hype around it is drummed up and fake. People are buying it as as a status symbol and to play switch 1 games.The Mario Kart fans are coping, waiting for dlc or went back to 8 and the dogshit DKB dlc killed it.Nintendo should've waited.
>>724445972>those dont count!every time
>>724455018nintendo fanboy.
>>724455128still not an argument
>>724455018Like they have anything else bit pretending and shifitng the goalposts lmao, the post above yours is a clear exampleThe seething NDS retards are unironically terrified of these upcoming holidays, rather than enjoy their own consoles or games, if any, they are coping and shitting themselves about this fucking thing breaking every sales record for videogame launch years
>>724454603None of the NDS sufferers are going to survive the winter. If slow week sales can make them seethe, imagine during holidays
>>724454997>>724455128Nintendo derangement syndrome
>>724454116No one cares how much money you have except Nintendo because you're their bitch. Nintendo is ramping up the greed to get more of what they're owed from you and you're giving it to them like the good little cuck you are, but if that's not how it is then fineBuy the Virtual boy for us then try not to hold back your feelings of buyers remorse and how much of a fucking clown you are for getting scammed out of $100.
>>724455567I know this baffles you, but nobody is putting a gun to your head and forcing you to buy the VB
>>724455589You can afford it right? prove how not poor you are please.Buy the scam hunk of plastic, we won't laugh at you. Promise.
>>724455567I'm still buying the Virtual Boy
>>724455618I know this baffles and confuses you, but nobody is putting a gun to your head and forcing you to buy the VB
>>724453137>millions of flies can't be wrong>who cares about games and game design, SALESSALESSALESSALESNigger you're the one buckbroken by the PS2, all these year later.
>>724455567lol I wasn't even planning on getting the virtual boy but okay. You NDS niggers just make up imaginary people to get mad about, it's funny
>>724455760Sony is so buckbroken by the switch they had to magically find another 5m sales in atlantis
>>724455854>it's fake if it beats NintendoGot it.
>>724455873its fake because they stopped producing the PS2 12 years ago
>>724455789Yeah, because you're fucking broke. It's a mythical object to you. Buy the junk clown and honk your nose for the billion dollar company.
>>724455567Holy fuck, this nigger's projecting so hard he's going 3D!>Ramping up the greed>When the switch 2 is the only console that didn't increase in price>When the online hasn't increased a single time despite adding GC games to the service and including S2 upgrades to games>When the touted piggybank-wrecking $80 dollar game was given for $50 with the console >His entire argument's only lifeline is the VB VC which will be played by absolutely no one but collector maniaacs and even has a printable cardboard option if you don't wanna shell out the cash for a peripheral Must have confused Sony or MS for Nintendo there, Champ
>>724455936you are so fucking mad, lmao
>>724455928>Nintendo isn't allowed to lose
>>724455936Awww the little brownie is angry. What are you going to do next? spam cp like the pathetic little shit you are? lol
>>724423742Because it lacks a killer app. Same reason the PS5 and whatever the xbone successor is feel like they don't exist. There is no system seller. It's all remakes, ports, low quality shit, and shit you can and probably already have played elsewhere.
>>724427610>windows onlyweird cause I run them on GNU/Linux.
>>724455760>Forced to bring out the crown jewel of Sony's achievements>Against the thing supposedly no one enjoys and apparently no one has bought because of some mythical 3d zelda not being there at launchRead the original comment before shitting blood all over from your devastated anus you subhuman nigger
you can ALWAYS tell exactly when the Nintendo Discord finds a thread.
>>724454954Sure.
>>724456206
>>724455873>sony updates the number of units sold for a console that was discontinued decades ago now that the switch 1 is going to outsell itSeems legit
>>724456080>No system seller>The latest Mario KartHoly fucking shit, we are reaching levels of cope never seen before by man>>724456254More like we can always tell when your other inane threads died and you start getting seething at people laughing at you, lmao
>>724456330>no u!compelling stuff.
>>724455964The online sub is a scam, peripherals have ramped up in price and are still outdated shit, switch 2 rereleases of switch 1 games are a huuuge hilarious scam with the most bare minimum amount of new content possible, amiibos are ramping up in price despite being notorious for rotting on shelves, day 1 dlc, dlc is being planned around 80 dollar games before they even come out, keycards are a scam, the limited storage space and express cards are an ongoing scam that haven't kicked in yet.The point of the VB VC is that even for hardcore collectors it's the most blatant of blatant scams that is completely insulting to everyone for even being apart of the direct and everyone knew it and Nintendo fans can't even say it's not a shit product because the VB was a shit product no one wanted and no one asked for and you're not even getting a real one but a hunk of plastic shaped like one.
>>724435273
>>724456046who are you quoting?
>>724456431>dlc is being planned around 80 dollar games before they even come outwhich games? ZA is 70
>>724456453Your salty ass for thinking it's impossible for a Sony product to have outsold a Nintendo product lol.
>>724456509I'd definitely say its impossible when the number hadnt changed for well over 6 years and the console stopped being manufactured
>tendies bragging about console exclusives >dynasty warriors slog and slash>empty open world baby games >mario kart and Mario kart clones>worst Pokémon game that’s come out in yearsKey
>>724456325I'll make it easy for your subhuman brain to work with >Dumb nigger says people only care about mainline Zelda and have no reason to get one when responding to the fag OP>Immediately gets proven wrong because it is the strongest videogame console launch in human history, so clearly people did see a point to get it during the launch window>Next faggot (presumably you) starts bleeding all over from his ass and projecting about the PS2 and complaining about talking sales (when that was the only refutation needed to disprove the retarded post)>I laugh at your retardation and clear asshurt>You post a pic that has nothing to do with the subject at hand, once again showing your asshurtThis is paint-by-number tier, nigger, you can surely work it out
>>724456620>those dont count!every time
>>724423742It's because there is nothing but artificial hype. The console launched and it's selling well, but there is no genuine interest from the hardcore gamer community. So it's basically the same situation as the launch of a new iPhone.
>>724456330Mario kart is not a killer app. It's a side game. A killer app would be something like a new zelda or a large mario 64/sunshine style mario game. Something that people are gonna run out and buy the console specifically to play. It's like how halo sold the xbox or final fantasy sold the playstation back in the day.
>>724437201Nice Switch games :^)
>>724456503DKB was 100% planned around getting DLC and they likely have a dlc roadmap for MKW that they aren't telling us about. Every Nintendo game is now 100% getting dlc and they're continuing the $80 price tage shit meaning yopu're going to be spending upwards of $100 on each Nintendo game.
>>724456660who do you think constitutes the "hardcore" gaming community?
>>724456567>I don't FEEL that it's right, so it's notCool, if that's the game we're playing, let's also talk about the supposed over 40 million Switches that Nintendo somehow sold during a year with a massive manufacturing crunch caused by a severely limited parts and in-person workforces thanks to a global pandemic.
>>724456718>DKB was 100% planned around getting DLCnot $80> and they likely have a dlc roadmap for MKW that they aren't telling us aboutso nonexistant >Every Nintendo game is now 100% getting dlc air riders isnt>and they're continuing the $80 price tage shit what other games are 80 dollars?
>>724456650I just don’t understand the win? What are you winning if all the games are boring and shitty? If I made a console and created shitty poorly made games could I be brag about my console having exclusives? Who wants exclusives that most people don’t want to play?
>>724456625holy shit you're mad
>>724456758ok. They sold 40 million units over 40 million Switches that Nintendo somehow sold during a year with a massive manufacturing crunch caused by a severely limited parts and in-person workforces thanks to a global pandemic. Sony's ex chairman made an off cuff remark on a podcast after he stepped down, then sony decided to roll with it and change the number to 160m more than a week later despite never updating the number before
Fastest selling console in history. Greatest launch lineup of any console since Switch 1. Will inevitably be the biggest selling item of the holiday season. And then a new 3D Mario and the Mario Galaxy movie next month AND Pokemon Gen 10 will put an immeasurable amount of momentum behind the Switch 2 in 2026. STILL constantly sold out and has lotteries just for the opportunity to buy the console in Japan.Switch 2 will actually outsell Switch 1. I'm calling it now.
>>724456778theyre not shitty, thats the kicker. You can scream and whine like you have been for well over half a decade, but nintendo makes games people want
>>724456816PS5fags also thought it would outsell the PS4 due to its much stronger launch. You're going to be very surprised that a candle burning brighter fizzles out faster.
>>724456704Nintendo also thrived on innovation and gimmicks. The Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Starfox, Super Mario 64, Ocarina of Time, Super Smash Bros, Wii Sports, Breath of the Wild. Their latest output just isn't as inspiring.
>>724456858But they are shitty look at the age demographic for these games. There’s nothing complex or interesting about them. They don’t contribute to video games or the gaming world in any kind of way. They’re all nostalgia cash grabs or games made to appeal to children who like colorful shit and animals because they have undeveloped brains.
>>724456858>their last two games scored Metacritics of 79 and 60Oh yeah, just acing it.
>>724456958>. They don’t contribute to video games or the gaming world in any kind of watheyre fun to play. what else does a game need to do?
>>724456816>Switch 2 will actually outsell Switch 1If they keep doing what they're doing I can see it happening. They're about to release like 3 games in one month. That's crazy
>>724456986Fun to play how? Give me an example of a game that’s fun to play and why it’s fun to play it?
>>724456728People who discuss, play and spend money regularly on games as one of their central hobbies.
>>724456431You stated the greed was ramping up>Online is a scamSo it didn't increase in price? It has stayed the same and added 2 more consoles by staying the smae price correct?Where is the ramping up greed here then?If you just eant to play online for the games you already own, that's 20 bucks a year, hardly Sony's 80 bucks or whatver MS is asking for monthly>peripheralsEvery plastic shit increased in price in the US, also, completely optional and fully compatible with all S1 peripherals, last i checked, the ps4's dualshock wasn't compatible with ps5, unlike the switch's controllersSo no ramping greed there>Switch 2 releasesAre just basically extra DLC and some of them are included for free in the online, also completely optional>AmiibosPlastic stuff got tariffed, and they are barely used in agnes anymore, those are now collectibles, talk to the US being shit with tarifs about it>Day 1 DLCFrom the s2 releases not a single one has had day 1 dlc, ZA got announced day 1, but releases later, also >>724456503 killed the rest of the argument there>VBAs others said, not forced to buy it and there's the cardboard option if you don't want teh hunk of useless plastic My, it seems like your entire post is either wrong, or tainted by your seethingWell, being angry isn't a sin, carry on with posting wrong stuff if you want too, but don't complain when you get corrected
>>724457023So, the Switch 2, right?
>>724456916Okay but the difference is the switch 2 has games, the ps5 does not
>>724457014metroid dread is fun to play because I can blow kraid's stupid fat belly open with bombs
>>724427154>>724428407HILDA! HILDA!
>>724457038holy shit the mental gymnastics to defend $90 controllers is impressive
>>724457023so people with a S2
>>724456816>greatest launch lineup since their last consoleGood morning sir.
>>724456960this may shock you but people buy games without caring about Metacritic scores
>>724456858Tendies =\= People
>>724457103>>724457052No, you're missing the "play" part. LARPing as investors isn't playing the games, in case you didn't realize.
>>724457159>No, you're missing the "play" part. LARPing as investors isn't playing the games, in case you didn't realize.No, I don't own a PS5
>>724457156your post =/= an argument
>>724456704Again7 million disagree with this entire takeIf MK isn't a system seller then WHAT moved the S2 pray tell?Cyberpunk? Street Fighter 6? Yakuza 0?Sony and MS declining sales show that not having games is actually detrimental to sales, so the S2's success must be due to the flagship game released at launch in most cases of clients purchasing the fucking thing right?>>724456807>Y-you're the one m-mad!>He said,.totally not upsetSorry, didn't mean to make you cry like that
>>724457052>So, the Switch 2, right?Nope. The abysmal third party sales exposed this consumer segment as either cultists or normies.
>>724457153>Nintendo is propped up by tasteless retards nowYes, we noticed. Good of you to finally admit it though.
>>724457063So you’re just going to say some goofy shit and not give me an actual example of why a game is fun to play? The intellectual response I was expecting from a tendie. You like your nostalgia. No one actually cares about these games. People don’t buy consoles to play multiple games. They buy them to play literally 1-2 exclusives and touch nothing else anyway. It’s like the people who are still dedicated to playing WoW even though that game is fucking dead.
>>724457215but thirds party sales are better on S2 than PS5(in japan)
>B-B-BUT MUH 7 GORILLIONis this really what tendies are going to cling to for the next 6 years
>>724457230I did give you a reason its fun to paly. You decided it didnt count because you cant wrap your head around the notion that people enjoy playing videogames rather than making up stories about people not actually buying switch games
>>724457228not what I said at all, but if thats what you want to tell yourself to think you won, go off, princess
>>724456660>the hardcore gamer community.lmao tertiary think his youtube feed and twitch donation debt is gaming
>snoy gets backed into a corner once again and has to resort to screaming that sales, scores, exclusives, and fun don't count
>>72445709290?My switch 1 controller cost 80 though (0 bucks actually, a pal bought it for me so we could play splitscreen)And my old pair of joycons also work and didn't cost 90 bucksWhat are you on? Do you not know math?
>>724457332>talking like a sassy twitter funnyman accountgo ahead and go back there, and stay.
>>724457380>twitter boogeymanvery pathetic retort, do better
>>724456916It has been 5 years since PS5 launched and half a year since Switch 2 launched. As of right now Switch 2 has like 10x more exclusives than PS5 (because 1 times 10 is 10) plus the entire Switch 1 library, which is considered one of the most prolific console exclusive libraries of all-time. And all the games run better. I think by far the biggest factor is going to be Japan. You cannot even begin to comprehend how little of a shit Japan gives about PlayStation anymore. As soon as Sony moved Playstation headquarters to California, the entire island peninsula got the memo and stopped supporting Sony in any meaningful way at all. Again, I cannot emphasize this part enough: they are STILL having lotteries just to be able to buy a Switch 2. Japan is an entire nation of 126 million people where they have fully convinced themselves that the Nintendo Switch 2 is the only gaming platform that will actually exist in the 2020s decade. They don't fuck with PC, they don't fuck with PlayStation, they still have no idea what the fuck an Xbox is. They just all want to queue up for literal months at a time to politely all take their turn buying the Switch 2. Nothing like it. I will literally slice my own dick off and keep it in a jar if the PS6 sells faster than Switch 2. It absolutely will not happen because Japan doesn't support PlayStation anymore.
>>724457373
>>724457239>digital only>all the otaku games sell better on the PS5 anywayThis only goes to show that in Japan Nu Nintendo only appeal to an even sadder segment of he market, toddlers and children.
>>724457230>You like your nostalgia. No one actually cares about these games. People don’t buy consoles to play multiple games. They buy them to play literally 1-2 exclusives and touch nothing else anyway.
>>724457215Remider to this dumb nigger that the "bad" 3rd party sales argument came from a single Snoy journalist in the fucking UK and only from a single devOutside of that, Capcom has even acknowledged taht the S2 is a fucking success and is releasing RE9 day and date on the Nintendo console, a first for the franchise in decades>>724457270That and games (which admittedly, may be a rarity for you, it's okay, it might get better soon for you and your ilk)
>>724457457famitsu is the only one that actually tracks sales, circana tracks xbox and sony everything(digital/bundles included) but only nintendo's eshop and bundles arent tallied
>>724457408>which is considered one of the most prolific console exclusive libraries of all-timeBro I like the switch but that's fucking bullshit and you know it. It's a way worse library than any other ninendo handheld, the gamecube, the SNES, the PS1 and 2, the PS3 and 360, and the PSP. It's about on par with the original xbox or PSV and just slightly edges out the N64. It soundly beats the PS4/5 and later xboxes but that's not a high bar.
>>724457457>only appeal to an even sadder segment of he market,toddlers and children
He keeps denying why the switch is so good but still wonders how its selling millions of units
>>724457573You already answered why yourself: because Nintendo pivoted to selling to masses who have no standards. >>724457153
>>724457501Trying too hard to fit in.
>>724457625if that were true, why didnt the WiiU succeed?
>>724457550Astro Bot doesn't even have a target audience. They should kill all the American and European Sony execs desu.
No games
>>724457645Because they spent a jillion dollars already to keep the 3DS (aka their Pokemon machine that generation) alive. Back then, Nintendo fans actually called bullshit on a $250 Nintendo handheld with a crap launch lineup. Nintendo realized these people couldn't be their audience anymore afterwards.
>>724457420Hm?Oh, that thingI don't need it, as i said, my S1 controller works just fine with ithttps://www.amazon.com/Nintendo-Switch-Pro-ControllerHere, 75 bucks, just for you :)>>724457457>Otaku games sell better on PSHey, didn't Senran Kagura pinball for switch outsell Takaki's Kandagawa jet girls?Also, fairly sure evey single SRW has sold more on switch than PS, so did the Gundam and HeroAca games Didnt' that Touhou rythm game outsell astrobot that one time too? That was funny as fuck Dunno man, sounds like Otaku games don't do well on PS after all
>>724457720>because they [headcanon and cope]uh huh
>>724457289That’s not a legitimate reason. Make some actual points if you want to defend your shitty games and leapfrog Fischer price device. Most normies above the age of 14 won’t touch Nintendo products and would rather play CoD or some FPS ESPORS slop. Most “gamers” above that age would rather play some Niche/ old AAA PC game or indie. >>724457493I don’t own a PS5 I have an emulation handheld and a PC
>>724457639Good thing i'm not trying to thenJust here to laugh and kindly correct some "honest" mistakes other anons make when posting stuff
>>724457724You 100% have bitched about the existence of the Dualsense Edge and Xbox Elite. You don't get to handwave the Pro Controller 2.
>>724457772>give me a legitimate reason other than the one you already told melol
>>724457625I don't look up Metacritic to know if a game is good enough on Switch. I can often tell from a first glance in gameplay trailers, but in case I need info I either look up>Steam reviews (on helpful rating, both positive and negative)>Amazon Japan user reviews>a bunch of Japanese blogs for the more niche stuffI believe anyone relying on Metacritic is not someone who likes to go out of his comfort zone.
You'd think you niggers would get used to this after 25 years. The last console with a good launch lineup was the fucking PS2. What did the 360 have? Kameo?The PS3 had Motostorm and Resistance at least.PS4 had literally nothing.Xbox never got any games ever again.All switch had for an entire year was a port of a Wii U game.
>>724457834its not a port if they released on the same day, retard
>>724457828>I looked at Pokemon Legends ZA and thought "yes, this is worth $70"not helping your arguments or your tastes lol
>>724423742Every console launch feels empty, they'll release with 1 or 2 exclusives in the launch the window, with the rest just being multiplat or cross gen games, because a console's library is released over the span of 5 to 8 years, not the first year. I don't know how old you are and if you haven't experienced this before, but there's got to be millions of people who were little kids when the Switch was released and are now in high school or just graduated, and they're not used to this.
>>724457864I'm not into Pokemon though and most of my game library on Switch are third-parties.
>>724457772>"Fun isn't a legitmate reason!">He said without ironyPoor wretched wrought soul of terra corruptAs Reggie once said "If it's not fun, why bother?"
>>724457754nnnnnnope, pretty sure Nintendo DID in fact have to drop the price on the 3DS and give early adopters a bunch of free games because they shit the bed with the launch so badly
>>724457724>Senran KaguraThat's a gacha series now.
>>724457909and wheres your proof that they dropped their old audience?
>>724457810So the only reason one of the most hated Metroid games is fun is because you get to le epic explosion da belly xD
>>724457939the entire goddamn switch generation and now the switch 2
>>724457790Later sar.
>>724423841>he wants one but hasn't bought it yetyou know at this rate the price is going to go up, not down. this isn't the 2000s where a console suddenly drops by $100. we're in very different times, the fucking OG switch from 8 years ago not only never dropped in price, but went up by $40 in the US this year. that's bonkers.
>>724457904>>724457810There’s just no way you fags aren’t rage baiting here. You can’t even speak with intelligence about something you’re so fervently passionate about.
>>724457949>one of the most hated Metroid gameslol
>>724457625Yeah sure, keep coping while thinking everyone around you are stupid or whatever. At the end of the day, the internet is not a real place and everyone is buying a switch 2 because it's a good console with fun games
>>724457962yep, those sure are generations. So where's your proof?
>>724428820The second direct can't even break 1 million views after nearly a week. Kirby fags need to get a grip. Donkey Kong Bananza is like that too. People overestimate how much non Nintendo fags remotely care about these franchises.
>>724457994Yes most Metroid fans hate dread. Here and in other areas of the internet it’s talked down upon by many people. Most of them say there hasn’t been a good Metroid game since prime.
>>724457991you cant even make an argument about why a game isn't fun without saying it doesnt count
>>724458030Zelda being made for Skyrimfags instead of Zeldafags (and turned into the launch game for the Switch) is a pretty big clue
>>724457793Nigger, my buddy's ps5 can't use his Dual Shock 4sMy switch 2 can use my S1 controller and joycons with absolutely no issueI don't have to handwave the S2 controller because i absolutely don't need to pay 90 for an extra controller when a s1 classic pro is 75 And if i was truly, desperately hurting for money but needed a single extra controller for my s2 i can buy a single s1 joycon and use it on its side for like 30-40 bucksThere's no fucking point of debate there
>>724426697I prefer 3D Mario but it's silly to expect them to ignore franchises for more Mario. 3D Mario is coming, the dev team is split. A lot of key 3D Mario developers were not in the Bananza credits.
>>724458054>Yes most Metroid fans hate dread. Here and in other areas of the internet it’s talked down upon by many peoplehow far are you you going to lie to try to make this argument? its hilarious
>>724458000>i'm so happy with my switch 2>that's why I'm spending every waking moment scouting threads to convince everyone (aka myself) that I made the right choice and waging brand jihad
>>724458060>Name a game>Make a few points as to why gameplay is fun or the game is actually good aside from explodddding boss belly xDIt’s as easy as that. But I don’t know what I was expecting from you people. Having an actual conversation about video games would be way too hard.
>>724458069nowhere close to evidence of anything, try again
>>724456764the initial price tag is the buy in, the DKB dlc came out so soon that they 100% cut it from the full game and dropped it as dlc so it's effectively a $90 game for the full thing because it should've been a free update.Same thing with ZA, that's a $100 game because they locked their post game behind a 30 dollar purchase. MKW is 100% getting dlc, you know it, I know it, everyone knows it but that's less bad because they aren't even talking about it yet.Soon after release = It's gated off content because soon after release means they can minmax the fiscal quarters to make their profits look better for investors, they can say Q1 was huge because the dlc and game came out that same Q or they can release it for Q1 and then artificially bump up Q2 via the dlc that was planned to release soon after. the 6 month gap completely negates this because it's a completely separate quarter and a different revenue event. They squeezed out the DKB dlc just in time before the fiscal quarter ended giving people enough time and using the nintendo direct to get people to buy it when it should've been in the base game.It's not a free update and it was planned to release with the game around launch or at launch? then the budget for the game has been fractured to manipulate the fiscal quarter cycle.If it's 6ish months later we can say it's a different transaction entirely now because enough time has past where the budget for the original game wasn't effected, the release isn't fractured, (almost) everyone that was interested has already bought and it can bring in everyone else into the game so the purchases are different and the timing of the dlc matters.Don't let these games fool you.
>>724458101Yeah you’re rage baiting. Great use of your time. Either that or you actually have bad taste and most other tendies would agree with that.
>>724458142>I liked game because I could do [so and so]>THAT DOESNT COUNT, I WONT ACCEPT ITlike why should I even bother? Your entire handwaving isnt even refuting my original point anyway
>>724458146Aonuma slagging off the pre-BotW games in 2023 (and their fans) only bolsters my point, actually.
>>724458176oh, so youre gonna give up and just namecall? Come on, try again, maybe someone will believe you
>>724423742>>724423889only game I was interested in is pokemon ZA and I just emulated that with a 60 fps patch so it runs like the switch 2 it even allows trade so I got my gengaronly thing that might make me buy it is a good animal crossing game
>>724458000You don't even play games.
>>724458179If you can’t understand why the initial response was retarded and you’re going to try and throw a few words you think are big (because I’ve been insulting your intelligence) at me then you should probably just stop trying to reply to me it’s honestly fucking embarrassing.
>>724458158You can make up all the schizo nonsense you want and complain about DLC that you dont have to buy, but it doesnt change the fact theyre $70. sorry you wasted all your time typing all that cope out
>>724457862Any version that isn't on the main platfom the game was developed for is a port, faggot. The PC version of Monster Hunter is a port, doesn't fucking matter that it comes out on the same day as the console version.
>>724458217>namecall Point made
>>724458260>Any version that isn't on the main platfom the game was developed for is a port, faggotit was developed for switch and Wiiu
>>724458226Yes he is, anon. Screaming SEBEN MILLEEN SEBEN MILLEEN SEBEN MILLEEN over and over again is a game, don't you know?
>>724458285what was your point exactly? that you lied about people hating dread?
>>724458247>big wordsPlease tell me you areen't talking about the "terra corrupt" line
>>724457542yeah you're an autistic faggot.botwtotklinks awakening remake and echoes of wisdommario odysseymario maker 2mario wondermetroid dreadmetroid prime remasteredfire emblem three houses and engageastral chainbayonetta 1 2 and 3weegee's mansion 3pokemon sword and scarlet (admittedly these are drastically better on Sw2)smash ultimatepokemon z-a and prime 4 are technically switch 1 gamesxenoblade 2 and the X portpikmin 3 deluxe and 4the switch sports game is honestly way fucking better that wii sportsthe innumerous wii u ports that were trapped on a dead consolenew pokemon snapthe improved ports of mario galaxy 1+2 (which are also much better on Sw2)and hell that's just a few of em. The wiki article states there are 386 Switch 2 exclusive games. And then if you pay $25 a month you get pretty much every SNES, NES and Gameboy game worth caring about and then you get most of the N64 and Genesis library with the expansion pack with 4K Gamecube games.
>>724458470>pokemon sword and scarlet
>>724458380>words you think are bigLearn to read please I’m begging you
>>724458380>>724458217>>724458146>>724458000ESL
>>724455567Snoys being utterly buckbroken about the virtual brick having more exclusives than the kikebarrier 5 is just so weirdly funny to me for some reason.
>>724455873>>724456046>>724456509>>724456758
>>724457793Anon the Dualsense Edge is 200-300 euros here in Europe, no matter how you slice it the Switch 2 pro controller is way cheaper.
Switch 2 will be the last nintendo console.Console shit is DEAD as a gaming itself
>>724458819>it's okay for nintendo to have overpriced shit because Sony's is even more overpriced
>>724455567>how much of a fucking clown you are for getting scammed out of $100.Those are rookie numbers! Nintendo has nothing on this!
>>724458862>clearly showing that there's few takersmeanwhile you stupid assholes scalped a goddamn $100 alarm clock out of stock in a DAY please don't make me bring up the $300 Lego Bowser or Deku Tree sets I'm begging you
>>724458832I unironically think this'll be the last successful gen for Sony. Nintendo can maybe squeeze out one more gen after this one, but that's about it.
>>724458862poor little nintendnigger
WellThread's dying so let's wrap it up>OP will keep trying to pretend the S2 is somehow flopping in anothe thread>He'll get BTFO again>He'll either get angry and post CP or say he was just pretending to be retarded or both>This will repeat until all his arguments get murdered on Novemebr 4>He'll either desperately seek out another barely coherent avenue to grab onto for his coping or he'll ack himself >Double that if he survives until the christmas sales reportsSee ya fags on the thursday thread to laugh at the monkey again
>>724458932>nintendeenget new material
>>724458914>Nintendo owns Lego nowYou do know that overpriced lego sets have been a thing for a way longer time than just the Nintendo shit right?
>>724458980He makes tendies seethe with facts and logic therefore he is based
>>724458969Take it easy Javier/Rahjeet/Mansa learn to speak better English before you post on /v/
>>724458994>Nintendo has nothing to do with the Nintendo Lego setsholy shit okay so you're just actual special-needs tier stupid
>>724458832>Switch 2 is so great Nintendo will never replace itI like it too, but I wouldn't go that far...
>>724459001>facts and logicthen why is the S2 selling so well?
we've kinda hit the ceiling on graphical improvements. Considering that the switch 2 is just a souped up switch and that the only exclusive games could probably run on the switch 1 is just made it look shittier is probably why it doesn't feel like such a huge leap anymore
>>724459013Why are you projecting?
>>724459051>MUH FIRST TWO MONTHSget new material, we're almost entering the thing's sixth month for chrissakes
>>724459046>he legit thinks Nintendo owns the Lego companyLmao, gen beta won't make it.
>>724459051Because it had more stock than any console that has ever launched
>>724459058Switch 2 had actual 10x power jump over Switch 1 unlike PS5 that's only 4.5x stronger than PS4
>>724459109Wait the Switch 2 released in April?
>>724459130yeah but the thing is, most of the first party games on switch look pretty good. It's just that not big of a leap as it used to be. The games look and run well don't get me wrong but it's not the same as going from ps1 to ps2, you know what I mean?
>>724459109How about 4 months?>>724459128And why did Nintendo prepare this much stock? Because they knew there was this much demand. You don't produce what you can't sell, otherwise you end up with Wii U that retailers were sending back to Nintendo after a month
>>724459185>And why did Nintendo prepare this much stock?Because they had literally 0 games prepared so they delayed it and had time to stockpile them. They delayed it and still have no games worth playing.
>>724459090Top 3 Nintendo enjoyers are ChildrenTranniesAnd minorities The amount of fat black autists I’ve seen playing Pokémon or fighting games on switch is astounding. Just google Nintendo fans and black people and trannies sitting on a sidewalk are the top image results.
>>724459150It's been 147 days since the Switch 2 came out in June. 150 days will be the end of five months. Hence "entering its sixth month". You absolute goddamn retard.
>>724459231lmao cope
>>724459231donkey kong, mario kart and prime 4 (soon) have already made it worth playing
>>724459109Nigger the console released little more than 4 months ago, I know you are traumatized beyond belief but time isn't changing its rules just to comfort your feefees.
>>724459279see >>724459253No wonder you guys think $80 games are fine, you dumbshits can't count kek
>>724459265Do you think they thought they couldn't sell Switches or Wii? So that's why they made fewer and took months to meet demand? What are you even talking about. You are a moron.
>>724459276I played MK at my friends, it's not very good. DK just looks like Odyssey and Odyssey was quantity over quality slop that I regretted buying. I'm playing Prime 4 for free on emulator or Switch 1 if the emulation isn't great on launch.
>>724459276>mario kart game that hates being played like mario kart>donkey kong game that people didn't buy>metroid game that isn't out yet and is crossplatvery convincing stuff
>Monkey is rattling his cage in anger right before the thread diesheh
>>724459128>no other console manufacturer in history had the idea to keep stores stocked for the launch of a new consoledamn, nintendo really IS an industry leader
>>724459373I bought it
>>724459367I personally enjoyed bananza a lot more than odyssey. the banandium gems were a lot more fun to get than the moons
>>724459247Kek I love that none of the tendies have a response to this shit. Not to mention Nintendos wokeshit they’ve been up to since the dawn of time… Trans Birdo? Link cross dressing? Zelda crossdressing? Trans Vivian? (Paper Mario) Non binary animal crossing characters? This shit writes itself
>>724459296Whats funny is that 80 dollar games are atill cheaper than the 90-110 buckaroo games that Sony and other AAA devs are normslizing in the European market.
>>724459409Well, you see, most consoles launch with relatively modern hardware so they don't have as much time to make them. Nintendo sat on old hardware for years and launched an overpriced outdated tablet. I know this is hard for someone like you to understand.
>>724459520let me guess:>counting special editions with extra content as the base prices
>>724459531>Nintendo sat on old hardware for years and launched an overpriced outdated tablet.so what do you think the PS2 was?
>>724459531>Well, you see, most consoles launch with relatively modern hardware so they don't have as much time to make themWell thats bullshit since the PS5 uses 2017 tier tech and the PS4 used literal 2010 hardware, Switch 2 using 2022 tech isn't anything weird by those metrics
>>724459573Nope, standard game releases for the equivalent of $105.
I'll be honest. being able to play switch 1 games at a stable 60 was enough for me to get a switch 1 (not all switch 1 emulation runs that well)
>>724459646doesn't count because that's the country's problem not sony'sthat's the rule you guys are playing by
>>724459619>>724459597Ok, man. Whatever you say. Hope to see you in the threads in a few months after Switch 2 sales fall behind Switch 1's pace. Looking forward to your cope.
>>724459674Anon Sony is getting sued in the EU and UK for pulling this shit on a regular basis.
>>724459691BUT THAT CAN'T HAPPEN BECAUSE TWO MONTH TWO MONTH TWO MONTH
>>724459669erm, to get a switch 2*
>>724459691>in a few months after Switch 2 sales fall behind Switch 1's pacetwo more months! trust the plan!
>>724459674>not sony's
>>724459753this literally just proves that Nintendo gets a pass on shit lmao
>>724459793>UHHH UHHH B-BUT NINTENDO!
>>724459793pass on what?
>>724459691>"Its losing momentum!">gets proven wrong>"Ok it will lose momentum in 2 months ok?!?!"Nintendeen you talmud cuck.
>>724459793So far Nintendo hasnt charged 100 euros for a standard release so thats probably why the EU don't mind.
>>724459848>>724459721>2 monthsIt will probably take around 12 months for the Switch 2 to fall behind, after both consoles have had a holiday and then time to restock and settle down.
>>724459691>Hope to see you in the threads in a few months after Switch 2 sales fall behind Switch 1's paceYou've been repeating that same cope for months. It's getting old
>>724460040But screaming about the first month sales. That's still fresh almost half a year in.
>>724460107Why screaming about first month sales when we have new numbers here? >>724459185
>>724459646>SwedenMKW's price in Sweden is at the same level.
>>724460164>literally 0 sales numbers
