How would Dr. Eggman bring the government shutdown to an end?
>>724439642Put everyone inside robots and program them to agree with each other.
>>724439642he would break into Fort Knox to steal the chaos emerald
>>724439642He wouldn't
>>724439642CATCH THAT MEDDLING HEDGEHOG.
>>724440042And do what?
>>724440369theme parks
>>724439642I'M PISSING ON THE MOON
>>724439642He'd realize that the current trade disputes between the US, Russia, China are fundamentally about each country wanting to be the cultural hegemon, and his solution is all 3 submitting to himself as king of the world.
>>724439642OooOOooh, didn't he tell you?
>>724439642He would use it as an opportunity to destroy half the White House with the Eclipse Cannon to make room to build Eggmanland in its place.Good thing such a ridiculous scenario like that would never happen in real life though haha
Robotnik would give out food as charity but they contain tiny robots that gradually roboticize people.
Activate the president dick gripper, HURRY!
