You either press the fucking button or you don't. If you had sex yesterday, but not today you didn't get half laid.
>>724449187>TJ """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Henry""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Yoshi
if you never take your penis out but nut 2 times over the course of some hours, did you get laid 2 times?
gem post
>>724449187
So if you had sex the night before, and in the morning you jerk off thinking about it before you've taken a shower, does that count as "half sex?" You're still sticky and laying on the wet spot, so it should at least count a little.
>>724449287It's more like:>If you had sex yesterday, and decided to leave your dick hanging out until now, did you get half laid today?The answer obviously being no.
pannenkoekbros.... our response???
He was 100% correct and I don't understand how anyone ever accepted the retarded rules-lawyering excuse for "half a press"
>>724449187The thing that really throws me for a loop is that you can be so autistically obsessed with specifically just Super Mario 64 that you don't even like the other 3D Mario games.
If you have sex from from minutes before midnight to 5 minutes after, does it count for both days?
>>724449187So, if at 11:59PM I inserted my girlcock into my boyfriend's cute bussy, and then didn't remove it until 12:01AM. You would call that "full laid"?
>>724449539the other ones don't even have QPUs
his new b button challenge video was dope https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7VhlsqeeqI
>>724449610>>724449612Once penetration is achieved you got laid. Once it button is fully pressed down it's pressed. It's really not hard to comprehend.
>>724449187Handjobs, dryhumping, and cheese pizza were always considered to be acceptable sexual half-measures for decades. Sorry but your metaphors just don't work, virgin faggot.
>>724449498There's no rules lawyering. It's a useful notation for routing full minimum A-press runs. That simple. Knowing you don't have to release an A-press to get a particular star is important.
>>724449497https://youtube.com/watch?v=EHXEUW8st_Q
>>724449775>cheese pizzaNigga, you really shouldn't spout things when you don't know what they mean. Holy shit.
>>724449814>rekt is short for wrecked >rekts>wreckeds
>>724449753But it's a new day, anon. You wouldn't call it fully laid for that day, because I never inserted it.
Henry conceded btw
>>724449826I don't think he means anything other than cp
>>724449920That just means that he's spineless, not that he's wrong.
>>724449187I'm updating your home to the death barrier faggot
>>724449869Retard
>>724450081Explain how I'm wrong or apologize.
>>724449187In the Dark Souls series, you roll by releasing the B key.
>>724449187theres two phases of having sex: inserting penis, and blowing your load. if I insterted penis yesterday, but didnt blow my load until today, then Ive only performed half a sex.
You have to have a very high iq to understand button notation
If you start fucking a girl att 11:59 and finish at 12:01 on which day did you fuck the girl? Yesterday or today? Why don't you do that experiment and get back to us on that if you can even last that long TJ """Henry""" Yoshi
If I suck a dick but I don't swallow, does that mean I do only half a blowjob?
>>724449775One of these things is not like the others
>>724450381Everybody knows that while a day officially lasts 24 for hours, in reality it lasts until you go to sleep. If you brush your teeth after midnight, got to sleep and then brush them again in the morning and I ask you often often you brushed your teeth today you wouldn't reply "twice" unless you're some kind of extreme autist.
>>724449959Or maybe he just realized that the real A press was the friends we made along the way.
the mormons call it "soaking"
I got laid at 16 and never again. I'm 34.
>>724450979It'd be more accurate if he glitched himself into the ground and walked the head of his club into the ball.
>>724450820At least you had one you bragging fuck
TJ "Henry" Yoshi never fucking recovered from this. His clitty is still leaking to this day.
>>724449775What the fuck man
>>724449428>hanging outNo, since the button is being pressed down, the more apt metaphor would be; if already came before midnight but you are still hard inside her after midnight does it count as full fuck in the day if all you are doing is just pulling out of her?
>>724450535this gets really weird when you start doing meth and dont sleep for 3/4 days at a time
why does this garbage constantly gets reposted? is it just e-celeb wankery like with fake matthew matosis quotes? is it bait for people who know about just pressed / just released differences?
>>724453338it's a meme you dip
>>724449187the manual explains it pretty well
>>724453067If you slammed your hard penis in her yesterday at 11:59pm and kept it in without moving until 12am today, did you have sex today?
>>724453401but memes are supposed to be funnyand i never even see this in lol threads or as a general reaction, so it must be a relatively small local thingdo i need mario speedrunning autism to get it? i only have this overanalyzing autism
>>724453615yes
>>724453727just watch the source material, if you don't find the absolute absurdity of it funny then it's just not for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
>>724449775holy based TRVKE
>>724453727How new are you? Be honest.
>>724454049>this vid is 9 (nine) years oldwhat the fuck
>>724450170S-sorry...
>>724449187If you stuck your dick inside yesterday, and it's still nice and hard and inside, but you haven't climaxed yet, you are in the process of having sex but have not had sex completely yet.
>>724449775t. Foucault
>>724453727It's one of /v/'s final examples of organic culture with a healthy meme lifespan. It was a moment of time and people just make an occasional thread referencing it or injokes if they pop up. If it's beaten to death daily you have stuff like >>724449303 >>724449351 >>724449497 and no one wants to see that.
>>724455556so it's closer to ytp injokes? i thought it was a thing where people legit debate what does and does not constitute half-an-a-press like when you get threads about conditional probability problems, so thanks for clearing that up
>>724449775I used to eat a whole cheese pizza every day to satisfy my sexual urges, but my parents eventually objected to it, claiming I need a more varied diet. Nowadays I just masturbate.
>>724455556what makes it any different from any of the dozen other forced meme spams from that era, like HE posting?
oh cool, another Trannenkoek thread
>>724449187so if my older sister grabs me by my dick and takes me into her room, it's a half stroke, but when she starts jerking me off, it's a full stroke.
>>724449723Yeah the way to manipulate RNG is insane, criminally underrated and hope it doesn't get overshadowed by le half A meme
>your honor, it was just half a rape
>>724457894Honestly invisible walls was just too good out of these, you can't match it by talking about goombas or pressing only B.
Also>7.8M viewsGenuinely why are there so many people watching pannen? You would think SM64 TAS stuff isn't exactly the most popular thing out there.
>>724463406It's like an autistic man zoo exhibit. Normies find it fascinating that an adult could care enough to figure out how a video game works.
The metric is pretty much objective in a logical sense.>game recognizes button pressed as 1>unpressed as 0it is either pressed or not, there is no half, you pressing it means it is pressed.The shitty MIPS niggardry that is the n64 coding platform means that it reacts differently to a button being held during a load than after.It's funny because it's not even just sm64 that has it, goemon 1 (mystical ninja) has a straight up render cull you can use with the same concept, by holding C right when you load onto the overmap, you remove all entities and objects from it, leaving just you the player and the plane, so you can navigate to where you're going, and save lots of slowdown.It's still a stupid as fuck concept though.
>>724453338It's funny and weird and kind of wholesomeIt's okay to just enjoy things sometimes
>>724463685It's less of a hardware thing and more of a difference in what Mario can do by pressing A once in a course at the appropriate time, and holding it before you even started. He counts it as a whole A press in the context of a full run, but only half for that specific course as you can only take advantage of the "held" and "released" states.
>>724463685it's a crappy phrase for it in the short term, but it accurately describes the effects on the press count amortized over an entire run
>>724463685Mario performs different actions based on whether you hold or release the A button so I'd say 0.5x press is a valid description. The goal was always to beat the game in 0x A presses anyway, and not only did pannen achieve that in WfRR but it's been achieved across the entire game
I still don't understand how TJ was wrong. You can't press half of the A button. If you press it it's an A press.
>>724449775This nigga be like "feeling vanilla today, finna jerk off to child porn"
>>724450227>putting penis inside - pressing the button>cumming - the press registering>pulling out - letting go off the button and it moves backYou fucked a girl, came inside, stayed inside until midnight and then argue than you had half of a fuck
>>724463938well that's what I'm getting at, there is no "being pressed", it's held or it isn't, he's completing both steps of the press as logic allows, so it's a whole press. It's only because of how MIPS works that it's an issue, it's a software thing.
>>724464162That's not how buttons actually work, though. There's rising and falling edges because the signal of the button press can't instantly go from low to high and vice versa. Mario has actions that depend on these edges.Rising - action 1High - action 2Falling - action 3"0.5x A press" is just shorthand to say that the method for collecting the star depends on the A button being pressed and held down prior to entering the course, and is held down throughout the level in order to collect the star.
>>724465712The game does not read these inputs as analog, it's solely rounding errors due to MIPS.Again this isn't up for debate the game's been fucking decompiled, we know how it works.
>>724455107no actually i was indeed a retard, im the one who's sorry
>>724463989Ok, TJ """"""""Henry""""""" Yoshi.
>>724449723Kino
>>724449775God tier bait
>>724449287>>724449428>leaving your dick insidethat's how you get shrimp dick
>>724463989You (and many others in this thread) don't understand because you are fundamentally thinking about it incorrectly. "Half a-press" is, as Pannen describes, a *notation* that he *invented* for his challenge. It is language that only makes sense within the context of his challenge. He does not go around telling people playing other games that he only pressed half a button because he hasn't let go of it yet. Rather, when recording how many buttons have been pressed in his autism spreadsheet for his autism challenge, he decided to mark having the A button held when entering a course as half an A-press for his own convenience, because he didn't want to mark it as 0 when it actually did require an A-press to work, but he also didn't want to mark it as 1 because no button was pressed during the course itself. In other word: it's arbitrary and exists within a narrow language game. It is challenge-specific language, not universal language. You and everyone else confused about it will forever be confused if you view language as like a representation of real like that reflects only universal truths or something. The map is not the territory; the term 'half a-press' is not trying to reflect any physical or mechanical truth about the world, it is trying to express that Pannen wants to put 0.5 on his spreadsheet in his challenge and that he does so. You're free, in your own time, to call the notation stupid and never use it in any other context, since after all it doesn't exist anywhere else; but when talking about his challenge, he makes the rules and he makes the notation.
>>724468309That's a lot of wordsToo bad they're all cope
hey guys. I just beat Facility in 1:20
>>724455556>"organic culture">repeating a youtube comment over and over even though it was proven wrong
>>724449187Didn't TJ troon out and completely cuck himself to Pannenkoek? Doesn't he literally pay him on Patreon now? lmao
>>724468309It should be denoted 0* or similar. Pannen fucked up.
>>724453727>and i never even see this in lolDo you think lol threads are the only places people make jokes?
Why do people who aren't part of a specific community feel the need to chime in on how that community does things? They're using a number to track a number. Why do you care if it's not immediately intuitive for people who see it out of context?
>>724471220I actually don't disagree that Pannen chose a... poor term on various metrics. Especially if he cared at all about other people intuitively understanding it. However, my only dispute is people trying to argue it's factually wrong or incorrect some how. It's philosophy 101.
>>724468309How would you like it if I made a video about the fucking your mom challenge, and for my personal convinience just marked fucked your mom 1000 and showed that to everybody? Donät you think that woudl be... say... problematic?
Pannenkoek's videos aren't interesting anymore. His lisp has gotten worse and he keeps repeating information everyone knows. SM64 is barely a game to him and is more like a tool he uses for various infographics. I cringe so hard when I see him bring up his custom code acting like he's solving astrophysics when all he's doing is running gay algorithms to know when to turn Mario 5° or some shit.
>>724472768I mean, I wouldn't care. The map is not the territory. And people watching would not take juvenile claims of fucking moms seriously either.
>>724465712A button has two states: pressed or not pressed. It can be pressed down to various degrees, but it's still pressed (e.g lightly pressed, completely pressed). A button cannot be pressed while it is pressed, it must be released first. Instead of the stupid 0.5 notation, he should've used an asterisk to denote that the button was being held.
>>724473459Well you're just a cuck then
>>724474150Contrarily, only a cuck would care about random people on the internet claiming to fuck their mother. The more cuck you are, the more you are affected by nonsense like that.
>>724449187>>724468309"""Henry""" was ignorant, but he was right. The notation "0.5", arbitrary as it may be, and specific to a context as it may be, is still a dogshit notation even within that context. I fail to see any excuse for the term to be so stupid.It's far from the only one, either, "cloning" is also a horrendous name for arbitrary reference manipulation.Funny enough, real life scientists also suck at naming shit, too.
>>724474276You're not a cuck, because you're not bothered by your mother being publicly slandered? Not only are you a cuck, but a coping cuck at that.
>>724474410It's a decent notation because it's a value you either round up to 1 or round down to 0 depending on context l, it sits right in the middle of 1 and 0, hence 0.5
>>724475037>it's 1 or 0 depending on contextCorrect>it sits right in the middle of 1 and 0Literally what the fuck does this have to do with the previous? Why does it matter that it "sits in the middle"? When is this ever relevant? When are you counting "the middle" of two runs?If I make another leaderboard where 1 A press counts as 2 A presses, would you say an A press that sometimes counts as 0 and sometimes counts as 2 should be called "one" press "because it sits in the middle"? Numbers don't lie, anon
>>724475414>When are you counting "the middle" of two runs?When you string them together in a run of the full game.
>>724475485No dipshit. When you string the whole run together you're still sticking to the 0 or the 1 depending on your criteria. You don't count the two criteria separately and then average them in the end.
>>724475414When you are counting it independent of either run anon, as a standalone route that could be applied to either, it's neither 0 nor 1, it's in the middle. The notation is arbitrary but 0.5 fits
>>724474567
>>724475757>The notation is arbitraryIt's actually genius how well it fits specifically because it's in the middle. The number is greater than 0 which indicates that it requires some amount of A to be pressed, but it's less than 1 which says that you're not pressing the button an additional time to achieve that. 0.5 specifically also has a reputation for being rounded differently depending on the context, as in you wouldn't intuitively round it up or down because it is, in fact, smack dab in the middle. It is the PERFECT notation for this.
>>724475757>it's neither 0 nor 1Correct>it's in the middleWhy? Explain why the middle specifically?If there's a level where a coin is sometimes red and sometimes green, should it be called a yellow coin because yellow is the average of two colors?Should the goombas in Tiny Huge Island be called "normal size goomba" because that's the average between their small state and their giant state?If there's a level where a 1-up only appears after you've beaten the stage, is it a 0.5-up spawn because it's the mathematical average of both possibilities?
>>724453434Can't believe the official manual went into details about parallel universes
>>724475982Anon you need to be more subtle with your tumblr strategies, you're giving yourself away
>>724475983How else do you define an A press that, for an individual run of a level, counts as being pressed for that level, but in a full run can be removed because you're already pressing A from a previous level? Nothing you answer will be able to match the perfection that is the 0.5 A press. It is half a press because of this specific flux that exists for the A button challenge.
>>724476232Any number of less confusing ways. The guy that invented the notation himself repeatedly says "leeches off of the previous one" every single time he has to clarify his shit notation, so you could call it a leeched A press, for example.
>>724475983It's in the middle because if you add 0 and 1 you get 0.5. That's all. Your hypotheticals do not concern me
>>724449187if you didn't orgasm it's only half sex
>>724476332>if you add 0 and 1 you get 0.5anon... 0+1=1...the american education system fails again.........
>>724475775I'd beat the crap out of you if you made a vid like that
Half press = tranny autistic faggot logicPress is a press = Based, grounded, no bullshit sense for proper BLOKES
>>724449187TJ "Henry" Yoshi simply did not understand how controllers work in code and was a retarded kid.Now hes trooned out so shrug
>>724476319I was right, you couldn't answer.
>>724476319It's for easy communication. "This level can be beaten in 2.5 presses" vs "This level can be beaten (leeched) in 2 presses>>724476469You know I meant 0 + 1 divided by 2, don't be a retard
>>724463406N64 has wide appeal, obv its the most well known gameBasically a crossover or one of the origins of the ridiculous challenge videos (can u beat x without dmg/moving/whatever) and the high appeal of the gameIt's peak autism
>>724476567Quick, a level can be beaten in 1 A press and 2 0.5 A presses. How many A presses does it take?
>>724476494Yeah, you've made it apparent you're young and/or stupid and violent. You're more fitting for living among the trees like an ape than as a person.
>>724476819>a level can be beaten in>2 0.5 pressesNo wonder the notation doesn't make sense to you. You don't even understand the concept.
>>724476875A lion doesn't care about the opinions of a cuck that would let their mother be publicly slandered
>>724476918Perfectly baited lmao. Separate 0.5 A presses are still distinct because you could find an alternate route that makes one of the two 0.5 A presses unnecessary.
>>724455060what's the problem
>>724449187im training an ai to play pokemon gold and it likes doing stuff like pressing the a button in fractional values tbdesu
>>724453727>but memes are supposed to be funnythat's not even true. Memes are just anything people repeat.
>>724477290but that's not representing a fractional button press, it's representing a fraction of a neuron output, meaning it's the probability of outputting one full button press
the funniest part about this whole challenge is that they literally found a way to jump without pressing A, but it's useless
>>724477119Everyone would think you're retarded for making a video lying about fucking someone's mother 1000 times, the video would get taken down for violating TOS, it would be no sweat off my back, and that would be that. I'm not a retard like you who bristles up like an ape and gets violent over stupid shit.
Isn't this all meaningless because the true 0 press run was calculated and executed? There's no more need to consider half presses, whatever they may be.
>>724473035>he keeps repeating information everyone knowsthat's because if he didn't, he'd get 1000 comments from retards who don't understand simple concepts. though to be honest, that would probably be beneficial for him because all engagement is a good thing on youtube
>>724477724Yes I know you cucks expect everyone else to handle the business. All you've shown is that the society at large cares more about notation based slander of your mom than you do.
>>724477653That's under incredibly specific circumstances that don't really help anywhere.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzUEzHk-ioQ
>>724479498No they don't. Try to slander anyone's mother with weird notations like that and everyone will think you're a retard. Violent retards like you are a minority and largely reviled by everyone except the wives you beat.
